/brit/

Lads

who /reddit/ here?

> it's a wake up at 6am and have a panic attack episode
Think I've seen this one before ngl

At least it's not the 3am version, that one's really heinous

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James Henry Leigh Hunt was born at Southgate, London, where his parents had settled after leaving the United States.

A speech impediment, later cured, prevented his going to university.
> "For some time after I left school, I did nothing but visit my school-fellows, haunt the book-stalls and write verses."

He began to write for the newspapers. In 1813, an attack on the Prince Regent, based on substantial truth, resulted in prosecution and a sentence of two years' imprisonment.

Leigh Hunt's visitors in prison included Lord Byron, Thomas Moore,[8] Lord Brougham, Charles Lamb and others.

Both John Keats and Percy Bysshe Shelley belonged to the circle gathered around him.


Shelley suggested that Hunt go to Italy with him and Byron to establish a quarterly magazine. The death of Shelley, a few weeks later, destroyed every prospect of success.

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>>72986259

>>72986263

>sam harris did nothing throughout his 20's

hmmmm, hope for me yet

KILL ME YOU'REWHOM'S'VE SELVES FILTHY LIMEYS REEEEEEEE

>>72986310
thing is he's a rich jew

>>72986323
what?

With Jews you you lose
You get the blues and
Reach for the noose
Niggers

read read
reed red

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>>72986388

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Percy Bysshe Shelley was one of the major English Romantic poets, and is regarded by some as among the finest lyric poets in the English language.

Shelley was a key member of a close circle of poets that included Lord Byron, Leigh Hunt, and his own wife, Mary Shelley, the author of Frankenstein.

In mid-1816, Shelley and Mary made a trip to Switzerland. The three sailed to Europe, and made their way across France to Switzerland on foot, reading aloud from the works of Shakespeare.

He then began the long verse drama Prometheus Unbound, a re-writing of the lost play by the ancient Greek poet Aeschylus.

On 8 July 1822, less than a month before his 30th birthday, Shelley drowned in a sudden storm on the Gulf of Spezia

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hmmm
avatarfag banned?
i wonder who brought his spam to the attention of the concierge

morning lads. warm out again.

>>72986489
which avatarfag are we talking about lad?

>>72986509
not i

No Trump!
No KKK!
No fascist USA!

>>72986509
the one who keeps posting his vile burnvictim object of lust >>72986311

I walked 800 steps yesterday lmao

neighbour called me champ again

i thought the cunt moved out

>>72986529
the stumpy sword girl? good stuff, hate that creepy bender.

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BREXIT

>>72986548
Can't wait until I'm in my mid-30s. Going to call every younger guy in the office "champ".

Might spend a bit of money and buy a simple statistical analysis program instead of trying to wrap my stupid brain around R programming

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>Might spend a bit of money and buy a simple statistical analysis program instead of trying to wrap my stupid brain around R programming

How can I better cultivate and develop my inner Yorkshireman, /brit/?

>>72986598
Reddit.

>>72986489
>>72986529

>new zealand ruining a comfy gimmick

typical

it's friday lads. only a few more hours with mr noseberg and i'm free. going to wank a LOT.

Paki pride

>>72986609
Come to York next week and I'll sort you out

>>72986491
>again
Literally pissed down all day yesterday.

*explodes*

>>72986615
fuck off weird cunt it wasn't comfy it was weird

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>>72986615
evading perhaps?

Just found out my ancestral homeland voted 63% in favour of Remain. Sad desu.

>>72986626
do you live in the north or scotland or something? was nice and sunny here.

>>72986618
Hello from 1pm (the future)

By the time you get here, i'll be finished. What do you think about that?

>>72986656
i think you should fuck off you vile nonce

>>72986664
rude

Had a nosebleed and nearly fainted in the shower

Back in bed now haha

>>72986656
wagwan thailad hows the king and the gf and the noodles and the job and that

>>72986631
pardon?

>>72986643

I would have voted remain

"Brexit is a good thing|" - Literally Hitler

>>72986670
I was in the hospital a few months ago, and got this bad as shit nosebleed, after like 20 minutes of it bleeding. I could feel some clot, that was lodged in my nose, so i was like fuck this, and pulled it out. The nigga was like 5 inches long.

>>72986684
yeh good m8, cheers

>>72986692
The EU was Hilter's dream tho

>>72986489
Janny has done right by us there. Fucking dogshit gimmick.

made the mistake of drinking a cup of tea at 12am

goodnight sleepcycle

>>72986702
this desu

Anyone reckon that there's some notable genetic differences between the anglo colonists who sought out a better life, and the working poor in the UK who stayed behind?

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Well lads, which do you prefer?

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George Gordon Byron, 6th Baron Byron, commonly known simply as Lord Byron, was the leading figure in the Romantic movement.

He travelled extensively across Europe, where he lived for seven years with the struggling poet Percy Bysshe Shelley.

Byron was both celebrated and castigated in life for his aristocratic excesses, including huge debts and numerous love affairs – as well as rumours of a scandalous liaison with his half-sister.

He was renowned for his personal beauty, which he enhanced by wearing curl-papers in his hair at night.


He also exercised a great deal, and often lived for days on dry biscuits and white wine.

Byron also kept a tame bear while he was a student at Trinity, out of resentment for rules forbidding pet dogs.

Irish poet Thomas Moore, who visited Lord Byron (the poet) one day describes: “I look pale,” Lord Byron is said to have told his friend. “I should like to die of tuberculoses.” When Moore asked him why, Byron said, “Because the ladies would all say: ‘Look at that poor Byron, how interesting he looks in dying!’”

Byron was living in Genoa when, in 1823, while growing bored with his life there, he accepted overtures for his support from representatives of the movement for the Greek revolution. At first, Byron did not wish to abandon his twenty-two year old mistress Countess Teresa Guiccioli who had abandoned her husband to live with him.

Byron was supposed to lead an attack on the Ottoman fortress of Navpaktos.

Before the expedition could sail, on 15 February 1824, he fell ill, and the usual remedy of bloodletting weakened him further. He developed a violent fever, and died in Missolonghi on 19 April.

>>72986706
this tbph. good janny. have a biscuit.

>>72986702
Yeah all the slavic people have been genocided and the Germans have expanded their living space into Russia.

sick of you cunts

female genital mutilation should be law

>>72986731
Stop spamming this shit

>>72986740
was thinking more along the lines of wanting to take over Europe entirely

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We need to do this but with pictures of Muhammad

>From 2000 and 2015, the employment rate for men in their 20s without a college education dropped ten percentage points, from 82% to 72%. Such men often live at their parents’ homes and tend not to marry at the same rate as their peers. They, do, on the other hand, play video games. For each hour less the group spent in work, time spent at leisure activities rose about an hour, and 75% of the increased leisure time was accounted for by gaming.

Lol

>>72986730
It's the same person, though. Every woman out there faces this dilemma. When I was out at a student party one night, all of my female classmates agreed that they'd rather settle down with a (rich) guy and work part-time or not at all in lieu of working full-time.

>>72986747
naff off amputee luster

nipples are sore from the gf tugging on them too much

>>72986786
what?

>>72986263
I'm from the /r/ board of reddit

NONCE = Naff Off Noncey Child Eroticiser

>>72986797
you know what he's on about stumpy

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/785860/Falkland-Islands-threat-Argentina-EU-Brexit-bid

So if Argentina invades those, will America have to help you guys protect those retarded islands?

Lads, heads up >>72986707

>>72986806
indulge me

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off to work lads

>>72986784

I want to spend money, but I also want to have money, and I want a girlfriend, but I also want to have money.

I wish I didn't need to make money, damned money.

>>72986801
mate he who smelt it dealt it therefore you're a nonce

>>72986815
You would probably jeapordise it Tbh

>>72986816
>grassing up your mates

>>72986815
>implying we need americas help

>>72986819
Im off to sleep

just brushed a birds nest out of my hair

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>gf starts an argument over literally nothing
>not even a proper argument, just her going mental over something stupid and me trying to pretend I give a shit
>few days later
>"anon, I don't think we're compatible because we argue too much"
>convince her we are
>few days later she goes mental again

Fucking stupid cunt, I swear to god.

It's a special moment when you walk by a chick in public who isn't fat, but has BIG tits. Real melons.

>>72986845
I didn't mean that you would need it, I meant because of NATO.

>>72986839
>having the strongest military in the world on your side is a bad thing

>>72986857
agreed you are a mental cunt

kill yourself normie

lads got 3 beers and 2 1mg pills of xanax.

take one or two?

>>72986862
There was A LOT of friendly fire from you last time t?bh

>>72986862
Don't need you blubbery cunts shitting up a conflict we would dominate anyway

>>72986730
i remember getting into an argument with these girls at a pre drinks because they said women care far more about personality

they actually tried to make an argument that women don't fuck around with good looking guys until they need a safe paycheck where they turn to successful nerds

>>72986865
Mate I'm trapped in an awful relationship with a complete psycho because I'm literally too autistic to break up with her, not sure what about that makes me normie.

>>72986872
I;m already toasted btw

(btw I have taken 2 the last couple times I drank so edginess will not OD me)

>>72986857
>Argument over literally nothing
>I didn't think it was important therefore her feelings are wrong
>instead of understanding, the goal is to just suppress and tell her it's ok

Ah yes

>>72986875
>>72986877
Down with the British Empire :^)

>>72986883
If you're not a normie then what am I? no friends, kv at 23

>>72986883
Does she have nice tits?

>>72986879
Incorrect

They say personality and you think they mean nice guys, what they actually want is someone assertive, controlling and passionate. Obviously he can't be completely hideous, but they're not looking for a model.

might move to the usa and open up a pub

>>72986883

she a fitty but?

EU nationals OUT

also is it better to crush and snort or take the pill

I actually had better results with the whole pill which is odd.

helb

>>72986905
No, they're unironically shite.

She has absolutely no redeeming features other than a small wet hole for me to place my penis into. And i don't even enjoy that much.

>>72986922
Not really, I'm definitely better looking than she should really be with.

I think that's part of her issue, she is subconsciously terrified of me leaving because she knows I can do much better.

>>72986920
bar*

Hung over af lads

this is the perfect time for australia to join the EU

with are resources and an educated populace we should have no problem supplanting the gerrys

>>72986946
nah he has to open up a ukuck bar to have any chance of success

now someone answer the xanny ??

>>72986915
personality in itself is a bit of a meme too. one of the girls was literally going through a story of a guy she had dated for 3 months who was very good looking and but not very intleligent or much of a personality.

that guy got his foot further into the door than a lot of guys who are those things. the moment they hear the biological clock tick, they start shopping for security.

>>72986945
had that with the ex gf, think she had trouble trusting me because I was out of her league and she thought I was just using her.

she was right haha

>>72986928
P sure snorting benzos makes them less bioavailabile than swallowing

>>72986945

P
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@72986883
No you're not. You're a boring, dull cunt lying on the internet for (You)s because you cannot think of anything original or interesting to post for the attention you crave other than muh gf.

>>72986946
Nah I'd open a proper UK pub. I might speak in a fake cockney accent too.

>>72986982
Legit. Looks are 90% of getting women

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normie hours again talking about pills and gf's

>>72986986
well sheeit you might be on to something.

i was under the impresh that snorting was the fast track for any old thing

so one or two. I want both but I also wanna try one sober(I think I might actually need it prescription-wise)

how do you explain to idiots that they're idiots when they're too stupid to realise that they're idiots?

>>72987006
What would you call it?

what is it about /brit/ that attracts shitskin pseudotrips?

>>72987016
>apostrophes on plurals
Don't DO THAT

>>72987027
trying practicing on yourself

>>72987031
G'day m8.

>>72987027
Consider your reasons for wanting to do this

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Are these popular in the UK at all?
I don't see why they haven't eliminated convenience stores yet

>>72987036
ZING

didn't see that coming!!!!

>>72987031
u talking bout me famo

im wh*te

been around the minnorities all the life tho innit

>>72987030
The Cheeky and Bants

>>72987027
"If a race car overtakes someone in second place, what position are they in?" Or something to that effect.

>>72987027
why is your time so worthless?

I'm not an idiot and their opinions don't matter to me at all. You must be an idiot if you care so much what idiots think that you'll waste your own time in a futile attempt to correct them.

>>72987047
truly a response an idiot would come up with

>>72987031

rorkey cunt fuck off

>>72987054
*crowd funds you*

>>72987045
Dire

>>72987060
but they run out schools and universities

>>72986985
Ironic thing is I don't give a shit about what she looks like. But by being a mental cow, she's literally forcing me to use her and chuck her.

money for nothin'
(you)s for free

>>72987012
Not true

t. good looking social retard

I am the most intelligent person in this thread

>>72987016
They're not legit normies. They're wannabe normies who live out their normie fantasies on anonymous image boards knowing that they can't really be exposed as a fraud because they give nothing away about their identity.

/brit/ really is more mentally ill than brit/feel

>>72987023
Think it's because benzos aren't very soluable, so they don't dissolve on your moist nasal linings and get into the blood very well that way. Swallowing is always the way to go for benzos.

Don't know how many you want to take, but moderation is key is it not

>>72987061
only an idiot would have replied to that

>>72987076
no they don't

at least not my uni (a good one). maybe they're in charge at southbank or wolverhamton uni haha. still, you shouldn't complain about that because if you go to one of these unis you're an idiot anyway.

>>72987103
May I bow to you, sir?

>>72987099
No it's still true, you just lack the other 10%

>>72987099
Good looking people have too much intrinsic value to be social retards. Everything you say is filtered through your appearance

>>72987099
we're talking personalities, not being too much of a pussy to talk to a girl.

these pill nerds are really pathetic Tbh

>>72987103
Good for you. But it's like saying Harvey Price is most spackerish spacker in the UK

>>72987118
Only if you tell me what kind of socks you prefer

saw thairorke on the skytrain the other day

>>72986982
It's ALWAYS about personality, just not in a good way

When they're young, women want a controlling, intense guy who will fuck them like a crack whore and be super jealous.

When they're older they want a submissive but successful guy who will provide for them while they cheat and piss his money away.

Looks are fairly irrelevant, you just have to be average, not noticeably ugly.

>>72987148
>are Tim
Thin of course m8

>>72987154
ah yes, r9k

>>72987107
>Don't know how many you want to take, but moderation is key is it not
I'm a big guy

but for real that opened my eyes. I automatically assumed snorting was always the best. Not like you probably care anyway but I am well-versed in the recreationals, just new to this shit(which is actually quite tame in comparison (which is good))

thanks ladriano

>>72987154
Ugh why can't women just go for NICE GUYS like me and not bad boys and betas

Ughhhhh

>>72987159
Very good

>>72987154
>the state of this runt
most women are arseholes just like most men are

there are decent ones amongst both

>>72987130
True, girls always like me just because I'm good-looking.

It's just I'm too retarded to do anything about it, and I don't often get into situations where I talk to girls because I have no social life.

Used to think I was good looking but I don't even know anymore

>>72987162
Ah yes, reddit

>>72987171
I literally have a gf and she has said this shit to me.

>>72987154

Lmfao nah. Women always thirst for good looking men from birth till death. Literally saw an ugly toddler cry the other day when my protoChad nephew pushed her away as she pulled him in for a kiss

>>72987154
>let me tell you about what every single woman in the world wants after i once fingered a lass at a school disco

>>72987203

I think you're handsome, Turtle.

>>72987206
You don't have a girlfriend. Go back to /r9k/.

>>72987207
>this is what ugly balding shitskins actually believe

It's not your looks, it's your shite personality. Deal with it.

>>72987207
>my protoChad nephew

*protoTyrone

>>72987237
Bit harsh.

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At work sitting in the car. Only 9 hours left with Mr. Goldberg before I can go home and waste my weekend

Time for my morning REE

RERRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEeeeeeeeeeehehehe aaahh, *keels over and starts sobbing* reee, reeeee

Delays on t'overground this morning lads.

>>72987249
are you actually ethiopian?

new to /brit/ fag here

>jack off to girl I've had a crush on for almost a year now
>instantly feel terrible
>can only get off when i'm jacking off to people i care about

why can't i just be a normal decent human desu

>>72987265
Yes

>>72987257

what ye do for work

>>72987262
>overground
Or as normal people call it, "the train"

>>72987259
Alri, fella. What you having for brekky?

>>72987257
Get up the piss Mick

>>72987282
Muesli

>>72987154
>women want a controlling, intense guy who will fuck them like a crack whore and be super jealous.

every single guy i know who absolutely slays puss is the opposite of jealous. they couldn't give a fuck if a girl theyre fucking once a week goes off and fucks another guy. i've seriously seen this happen

>guy meets girl out
>she decides to try and make him jealous
>goes and dances all over some other guy
>guy doesn't care
>chats up different girl
>takes her home
>stops bothering with the girl trying to make him jealous

personality has an effect but looks are super important; any personality will drive some people away regardless of how many it might attract.

>>72987276
Are you a regular?

Sorry, I'm gonna be the stereotypical wh*te and beg for any random picture outside your window :DDDD

>>72987272
I'm the same way desu.

>>72987278

Office wagecuck

>>72987307
ah yes, the ol' 'donism, shan't

>>72987306
lefty feggit

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>be good looking lad but very autistic
>never meet girls through friends because have no friends
>never meet girls through work because no job
>never talk to random girls because socially retarded
>literally have no physical way of getting a gf

Ah yes, personality doesn't matter.

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>>72987312
Posted this before

>>72987281
No, normal people call London Overground by its name.


'The train' would refer to a suburban or long-distance service.

>>72987336
>>be good looking lad

>implying

>>72987307
I was talking in the context of an actual relationship, not some skank and her FWB

Just had my morning lads

>>72987342
Not anything like I expected. but awesome!

Feel free to post more OC if you want. or Don't.

>>72987352
bit gay

business idea: move to Goa and find maniac hippie gf

>>72987344
You know it is possible to be good-looking and autistic?

>>72987352
Fancy giving my cherry end a little kiss, lad?

>>72987354
There's a qt near me. Let me get a creep shot real quick

>>72987316
how bad is the guilt afterwards? I genuinely feel awful. I don't think of her as an object or anything like that, I actually care about her and imo sex is more about emotion and love than just fucking, that's why I can't into porn. If she knew I jerked off to her she'd hate me so much.

>>72987336
pics

>>72987342
That is actually a really comfy looking city.

>>72987336
again, personality is reference to you actually demonstrating yours. it's showing characteristics of how you act.

doing fucking nothing but sitting in a corner and demonstrating shit all isn't reflective of anything. my mates who are good looking have girls approach them within 30 minutes of entering a club. so a) actually have a personality and b) perhaps reconsider how attractive you actually are

>>72987342
>Africa
>not desert or jungle

fake news

>>72987360
pics x

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>>72987257
I'm about to go to sleep
In 7.5 hours I'll be in your shoes

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Hnng

Stuck a laxative up my arse and now I need to shit

Just my luck eh?

>>72987354

>awesome

ummm.... like, foy sweetie ;)

>>72987382
I have had girls approach me on the few times I've gone out and gotten kisses and stuff. But long-term, I really have no clue and they soon get put off.

hmmmmm

struggling to get (You)'s. thought I was a bit more interesting than this

Should I open my pub in Cambridge, Massachusetts?

>>72987395
Really want to hold her hand and walk her to work.

>>72987348
yeah, those same guys do the exact same thing when they're in a relationship. they don't get jealous. they will just break it off when it regular/beta people will feel jealousy because they know they can just go fuck a lot better with less hassle.

young girls (18 to 25)want drama and to feel emotion.

women (25+) want security; and money is as much a security as the assurance of the father sticking around

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>>72987388
>>72987373
Since it's late night /brit/ and I want to prove a point

my mates take a massive shit within 30 seconds of entering a cubicle
so a) actually have a lower intestine full of feces and b) perhaps consider eating more fiber

>>72987416
ah yeah so we're back at what was said earlier, which is that it's reference to personality traits and not being too much of a pussy to talk to a girl.

glad you got the opportunity to tell everyone how good looking you are again though :)

>>72987424
Fuck off we're full

>>72987430
So it IS possible to be good-looking and autistic

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>>72987367
anything and everything, I love rare OC.

>>72987401
lad pls I'm the xan-fag don't ruin it for us cultureless swines

>>72987428
Jealousy leads to drama and emotion, that's exactly my point.

>>72987428
Women never stop wanting sex with hot men. They're thinking about it while they push a stroller

>>72987456
A bit bloody racist mate

>>72987416
Just gotta keep trying lad.

>>72987424
Isn't there already a shit ton of ""pubs"" there?

i think i have autism but i'm very good at hiding it

>stroller
FON

have an evil-looking face lads

reckon if i was an actor i'd always get cast as a serial killer or school shooter

>>72987471
In what way?

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>>72987423
Step it up la

got a cough

*coughs*

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>>72987459

>>72987472
I dunno I just saw the houses in street view and like them. Not too sprawled out but still more spacious than England.

>>72987462
my entire point is that as women get older, they don't care about personality and then begin focusing on security aka money.

couldn't give a fuck what a 22 year old hairdresser wants or needs. I even said they'll fuck around with good looking guys until they need a safe paycheck aka getting older.

>>72987487
Being anti immigration is racist

Get odd suicidal thoughts somewhat regularly but I always say no when the doctor asks if I've felt like hurting myself or others lmaooooo

>>72987449
>take a massive shit within 30 seconds

can do it in 10 seconds and nowt wrong with me

*Pram-Upon-Wheelshire

ah yes, /brit/
the original PUA

>>72987450
I don't think you know what i mean when I saw autistic.

I'm not talking about the 4chan autism where you're a bit shy or whatever.

I am literally a social retard. I don't know what to say to people, ever. They say stuff and I just don't know what they're talking about or what i should say back. It's like they're speaking another language.

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>walks towards you at amazing speed

>>72987509
Not in Trump's America

i am a put-down artist

>>72987505
Personality is directly related to money though?

*music plays*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE

>>72987532
But I am a white blue eyed pure blooded Anglo, the BBC told me Trump was a white nationalist

>>72987514
>admit myself to hospital
>"are you suicidal?"
>No I just want help
>"do you want to hurt others"
>No I just want help
>"okay it seems you're not a risk, good day sir"

>>72987517

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.

>>72987516
good lad

>>72987524
>Donald Trump is the literal President of the United States of America

Still can't get the ol' noggin around it

third world immigration is bad for both countries

>>72987550
Qts only

>>72987570
Agreed. Diversity is also problematic in itself

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>72987554
the ol' neg

>“Is it okay if I pretend I’m talking to you? There’s this girl over there who won’t leave me alone, so I’m hoping she’ll see me with you and get the hint. Feel free to touch me lightly on the shoulder to make this more believable.”

Pick up artists are human memes

>>72987579
This is racist to ugly people, uggist

>>72987583
I come from the land of the ice and snow

>>72987554
Lmfaaaaaaaao

leaving for work now lads and ive already been up for 8 hours
wish me luck

I'm giving up on trying
To sell you things
That you ain't buying

>>72987597
What an ice breaker..

Literally started my day with a very large vodka coke lmao

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BOOBIESSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>how often do you think about suicide?

>yank ''''''''''pubs'''''''''

Screeching

>>72987631
Not as much since I went on the sertraline. Wouldn't say no to sudden adult death syndrome though.

>>72987599
Good
No fat chicks either

I don't contemplate the ol' 'cide because I'm too much of a narcissist but at the same time yes I very much do hate myself

>constantly approach girls every opportunity you get and talk about literally anything
>you will be turned down 9/10 times, but you just need to approach ten a night to get laid every night

There, I saved you reading any PUA shit.

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me and a mate bantering the local wog

>screeching
Shittiest gimmick of '16
Glad it's dead now

>>72987622
the morning is literally the best time to drink, the stigma against it is yet another example of jewish chicanery

>>72987672
They're actually helping him after he was attacked

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>ethiopian qt

>>72987673
>thinking screeching is a dead gimmick
HOWLING

>>72987672
screeching

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looks like (You)'s are back on the menu boys

>>72987672
>not sucking him off and offering him your wife
Bit racist.

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HOL UP
*sips tea*
I SAY DEAR BOY
*bins knife*
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
*buys pint*
THAT
*drives on proper side of the road*
EXCUSE ME KIND SIR
*rules the waves*
THAT WE ACTUALLY
*loses empire*
EXCUSE ME
*colonises*
YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT
*leaves EU*
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET?

>>72987672
thats not nice he looks like a decent fella wot dressed up and all

>>72987655
>tfw don't think about suicide, but think about homicide/genocide a lot

Reckon it's for similar reasons to you. I don't want to kill myself, just everyone else.

>>72987673
>thinking screeching is a dead gimmick
ROARING

>>72987712
me on the right

72987702
>'s
>'
Won't be giving you the satisfaction

>>72987712
SCROWLING

>>72987712
so you're saying it was us britons who was kangz all along?

>>72987743
>us
Alright wozchez wizchovski

>Brad Pitt and David Michod
sol-
>Netflix
hmm maybe not

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waifu looking perfect as always x

seems mad that there are 30 year olds who listen to kpop daily, like, thats their favourite music

always thought kpop was strictly for children and nonces

What percent of other /brit/ posters do you think could you defeat in a debate? A battle of the minds and tongues?

I reckon I could talk circles around 95% of you, before I reached the second pillar of my argument.

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Fucking hell Brad Pitt looks a bit dire

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>>72987778
You wanna go lad?

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>>72987778
Here, have a screech

do you like animals

>>72987775
christ what a mess of dna and social upbringing

having a go

>>72987775
nothing behind the eyes

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>>72987789
Women suck the life out men.

>>72987789
this is why so many celebrities get plastic surgery, because of internet losers making fun of them for going through the natural ageing process

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>>72987807
she has a big head that means she's smart x

>>72987818
>natural ageing process
dude's 53 and looks younger than half of /brit/

>>72987836
>>72987836
>>72987836
>>72987836
>>72987836

>>72987785
Would have you eating pavement in a femtosecond

>>72987789
>what kinda cut you want?
>"just fuck my shit up"

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>>72987823

>>72987380
t. nigger

>>72987430
>filename

>>72990660
idiot

bells

>>72987845
WTF is this meant to be?

fanny