/cum/ Canada US Mexico

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>>72985534

I like this thread more

>>72985574
Yeah

!starwarsmode

>>72987202

>>72985534
I'd like to shoot down the ridiculous notion that the title of this general is sexually charged and in reference to genital excretion.

/cum/ was a carefully deliberated title that has nothing to do with jizzum (that's the actual scientific term). I can't believe something so innocent can become so warped in people's dirty minds. Maybe you should stop watching so much porn and get a job.

>>72985534
Who /works for a Canadian tire company/ here. Raised 50$ for Jumpstart this week buds.

more like daddy's /cum/mies edition am i rite?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=045vqsgxJrU

what an awful thread

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guess it's finally time for me to sleep buds

>on the bus home from work
>qt grills get on behind me with giants gear from the game at AT&T
>talking about the game
>a qt who likes baseball is like a top fetish for me
>start talking about swimming laps and warmups/practice, guess theyre on the swim team or something
>I'm such a spinless loser that I couldnt even try to talk to one of them
>I will never get this kind of opportunity again

I think God does this just to make me suffer

>>72987260
how many fedoras does one have to own to enjoy jazz?

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Everybody is dumb except me.

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>how many fedoras does one have to own to enjoy jazz?

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>Tfw have a headache

>>72987337
same

If a post gets reported, then doesn't that mean that every janitor on that board, and every mod across 4chan can see the report?

You think there'd be one or two popping in over the past hour on /int/, no?

>Let's shitpost the thread when 90% of the users are asleep
Stupid dumb haitian scum

>>72987375
>90%

fuck least coasters, is not even 12 here.

>>72987318
there is never a perfect opportunity, you just have to do what you can with what you have. And you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

There will always be infinitely more hoes

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>>72987372
>being a newfag
There is at least one mod here in the last couple hours because a "I hate being brown" CHI thread was deleted.

>>72987319
Jazz guitarists are genuinely the best players to have ever graced the earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXlfsKyAniY

what is even happening. the why.jpg banner never seemed more perfectly timed

>>72987435

el DominicANO has extreme jealousy of the United States and spends his entire night shitposting when we can all just filter his autistic ass in 3 seconds

>>72987464
>>72987439
>>72987419
yes i see your a man of culture

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>>72987435
There exists in the world a black as night Dominican nigger (Haitian really) who has been so thoroughly booty-blasted by the United States of America that he literally spends thousands of hours posting CP and scat on 4chan.
Nobody knows what the United States did to so completely rustle his jimmes and cause such ass-pain but one of you burgers must have BTFO him very badly.

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goddamn, it feels so good to have a 2 day break from work

then I work 1 day and Im laid off

This same guy posting from different countries sometimes Sweden, Germany and now El Salvadoran.

>>72987418
debatable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Nw0Hm_wTM

>>72987569
He's slowly making his wake back home.
The dude's Dominican.

>>72987569

just about every South american country too

Is he also the vomit dude?

>>72987756
don't bully foot kraut

>>72987779
What an awful post.

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This will be my office someday.

Kate Brown is just keeping my seat warm.

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Reminder to breed. Having a family is one of the only real joys in life. Pursue it while you can, as you age you'll regret every ounce of non-effort you put into postponing doing so.

>>72987878

How to get... QT white girlfriend/wife though?

Instructions unclear.

g/1045873/d27b6867fc/

how the fuck is she so gorgeous.

like im not even memeing, straight up queen.

>>72987756

Mexico, Canada, ????, USA.
Who is the third country?

>>72987954

greenland, you dunce

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>>72987949

lol forgot my pic.

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>>72987964

>>72987878
i want to have kids and homeschool them but im not that good with kids or that extroverted either
fug!

>>72987756
Greenland looks so comfy

>>72988038

nigga do you ever sleep.

>>72987833
What is the first anime you will watch in there.

>>72987756
Why is the Swedish flag not a Dutch flag?

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>>72988072
>mfw

>>72988038
Why are you always in these threads are you a North America Weeabo?

Martellus Bennett (NFL player) just dropped the worst EP of the year.

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>>72988072

nobody cares about you.

you are irrelevant.

>>72988061

King of the hill, of course

>tfw kids love me

cant wait to be a father, only thing stopping me from offing myself

>>72988107
Why are Mexicans and Canadians so cringe worthy? They're trying so desperately to look like yanks. Pathetic.

>>72987418
Thanks for posting this famalam, gonna sample this for my latest lofi beat

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>>72988093
>not being a North America Weaboo

>>72988056
im going to sleep in few hours i think
my shift starts after 24.00
>>72988093
the best thread that speaks a language i can understand

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>>72988130
>They're trying so desperately to look like yanks
Your flag is Red, White, and Blue. Could you be anymore of a tryhard?

>>72988130

Nobody gives you shit for trying to look like a half assed costa rica so shut up.

go play with some tulipans or shit.

>>72988156

turn of the century cities are so fascinating to me

Id live in 1900's NY if it wasnt such a shithole

>>72988130
You guys can't take banter for shit. Where's that meltdown pic from that autistic /sp/ dutchfag?

I think he passed out

>>72988163
Yeah I've noticed that too. Well you are welcome here I guess.

>>72988176
>>72988186
Mexico shouldn't be part of /cum/ but /Latin/ jajajajajaja

/cum/pany

>>72988182
1920 is GOAT
>booming economy
>all drugs are legal
>speakeasies
>montreal has amazing night life
>harlem renaissance
>trams, trains, ferries, blimps, subway, elevated, buses etc.
>only nice architecture

>>72988199
thx
incase you've been on different time than me, ive been here for 4-5 weeks now

>>72988130
You know besides all the racial bullshit. Canada, U.S.A, and Mexico are actually pretty good neighbors. We bantz talk shit and hangout we aren't as austistic as european Nationals.

>>72988235

50's > 20's > 60's > 80's > 90's > 10's > 70's

>>72988257
i dont like the sprawling aspect of the 50s

lets say 1952, before it got too bad. and that was before they ripped most of the tram systems across the country

>>72988214
They are our North American neighbors to the South you dunce.

>>72988247
LOL Mexico and USA good neighbors jajajajajaja

>>72988247
Yeah we are good neighbors

>>72988214

Colgate tremendo animal.

>>72988291
Roderickes Fernandes

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>>72988257
>50's
>dindus already getting some rights

the netherlands stink, I'd never go on vacation there, they're literally falling over themselves to vacation in the great USA though

>>72988279
>Literally what is economics?
If anyone shouldn't be here it's you. You aren't Canadian, American, or Mexican. Go back to sucking Turkish dick.

>>72988291
Cibaca

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>>72988289
>we are good neighbors
>pooinloo flag

mmm

>>72988324
Yes you go on vacation here.
>>72988328
I'm a tourist.

>>72988323

>40's
>everyone's at war/recovering from the depression
>recovering from the war
>dumb cheesy romance movies everywhere

nah

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>gf is taller than me by a little bit

>>72988336
I've noticed that most of the foreigners in these threads can be really cool like FinnBro or complete autist? Wouldn't you agree?

>>72988367
Hahaha oompa loompa

oh yeah the good ol 50´s when the worse things that could happen to you were your daughter getting blacked or your son being a fag.

I dont mean it ironically, they were great times because of that.

>>72988367

t. manlet

>>72988392
Also everyone got cancer because of the shitty things being taken in on daily levels. Baby boomers are still suffering from high cancer rates too. Rates should slowly go down as the boomers start to die off.

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spics and spooks,
niggers and gooks!

chinks and flips,
wogs and micks!

>>72988367

honestly i find tall girls really really hot.

i really really like (tall) women

>>72988375
Most seem to be here to get the attention their parents never gave em.

*Downs a glass of milk*

>>72988396
not that bad. I'm just barely under 6 feet

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>not that bad. I'm just barely under 6 feet

>>72988477
Why do women hate short men?

5'10 is the ideal height for gains
i get muscles from doing nothing

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-29464446

Why do women wear heels?

>>72988533

manlet tier post

>>72988494
They usually don't hate short men (unless they're like 5'6 and under) , it's just not an attractive feature, it's probably not even a fetish for women, like how there is a fetish for fat women among men.

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>5'10 is the ideal height for gains
>i get muscles from doing nothing

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>>72988573

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where can i get a gf as cute as cara

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>>72988573
i bet your dick fits into a toilet roll

>>72988742
your country is filled with girls cuter than cara, btw i'm not implying your country is filled with cute girls, i'm implying that cara isn't cute at all, and so even mexico has cuter girls on average, than cara

I am going to thailand next week.
will definitely fug ladyboys

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>>72988955
gay af

>>72989011
It's not gay at all. I'm straight

>>72989027
>flying to the other side of the world to have buttsex with men with boobs
>"I'm straight"

>>72988955
>wanting super STD's
Make sure to buy condoms in America and not the local ones

>>72989046
>>72989011
>implying fucking men is gay
um excuse me
http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2016/12/why-straight-rural-men-have-gay-bud-sex-with-each-other.html

>>72989046
Just gonna be a one time thing fampai.

>>72989113
>men who have sex with men who are not gay or bisexual
I cannot believe what I'm reading, if you have sex with men and women you're bi right?

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Just finished gabriel dropout

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>>72989283

Vigne best girl

>>72989283
next you can drop out on a rope?

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>>72989176
looks like the idea is this is a group of people who see their masculinity and their heterosexuality as inextricably linked, therefor anything that they do is by definition hetero and masculine

>>72989388

why did he have so much crab meat

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>>72989388
>also have lots of imitation crab meat in my freezer

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>>72989388
makes me sad that some /cum/ posters will end up losing enough sanity to become something like that

I hope its just a retarded boomer thing

>>72989451
>>72989461
>>72989608
who invited the normals

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>just about ready to go to sleep
>suddenly get incredibly hungry

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>americucks

>>72989827
>>72989934
hey can you guys recommend me a show to watch

>>72989176
I would never be in a relationship with a man, but I will fuck him. There's the difference. It's just a fetish

guys i just woke up and am not sure when i can sleep again

>>72990223
drink till you pass out

>>72990313
that's the plan
watching the latest dawn of the dead atm

If Global warming isn't real then what is outside my house

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good night /cum/mies

>>72990447
either poo, a rapist, a cow, and possibly a mercedes or something

>this is the latest /cum/
>at 4:22am
embarrassing tbqh

Okay guys, I finally know what you meant with euro flags ruining /cum/. I apologize on behalf of yurope
>>72987467
How do I do that with a phone?>>72988072
You're either him or an ultra newfag.

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MY FRIENDS ARE BLAMING ME FOR THE INTERNET THING
I VOTED TRUMP TO MAKE MAGA AND THE FUCKING IS AND THE INTERNET LAW IS GOOD


rereererererer

>>72992642
kyfs

>>72992905
Stop shitposting. Its tiring and I know it is you.

Autists and outcasts who feel the need to terrorize /int/ need to realize that they are shitting up an autismo-sanctuary.

donald dumb
donald dump
dunald drunk
donald dung

GIVE ME A CANADIAN (or american) GF PLEASE

neighbors have been shouting for hours

thank god i move today buds

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club penguin shut down lads
where do i go to say dumb shit to kids now

>>72995938
4chan

>>72995938
omegle

Today is the day that all of us amerifats, wetbacks, and can(c)ucks, get out there make something of ourselves.

>>72988494
They don't, it's a meme. Women will date short men.

Mornin' cumbums

>>72996739
Oh come on. It is not a meme. It's known...

>>72996739
Bullshit

*slowly throbs*

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>>72985534
>woke up around 15 minutes ago at 6
>feel a really sore pain in my right testicle
Should I see a doctor?

>Women date short men

this isnt true though

>>72997289
Yeah, I would

>>72997289
You porbably slept on it in a weird position senpai

>>72996879

I've seen plenty of short men with girlfriends and wives, women don't care about height that much. People seen a couple of fat white chicks post that they like tall men on their dating profiles and use it as an excuse to explain why they're excluded from the dating pool and are still virgins.

>>72997395
Bullshit

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test

>>72997068

I see short men dating all the time, one of the shortest kids I knew got the most action because he wasn't afraid to approach women. I'm 5'7" average height, it hasn't stopped any woman taller than me from wrapping her long ass legs around my waist.

>>72997577
Bullshit

>>72997568
im not banned

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MODS

>not even this causes me to lose my erection

penises were a mistake

>>72997760
Why did they amputate his private parts? His this some masculinity thing or something?

>>72997931
Latin americans haven't evolved much if any since europeans first settled here. This has been a native thing for thousands of years.

>>72997590
If you say so, stay in your victimized manlet mind set.

Chicanos do not deserve the breath of life

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Rate me gf, laddsss

>>72998384
basic as fuck

>>72998461
>basic
Whoa there, 2011. Like you wouldn't tongue that bum

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>>72998384
rate mine

>>72998506
>brown skin
>tonguing a brown persons butt
have fun eating literal poopoo ya fag

>>72998545
got a drum stick and your brain stops tickin/10

>>72998545
Gook/10

>>72998545
>Humoring women of the orient
Just cruel

>>72997931
I don't know, you're the one who is posting this crap.

>>72998545
Lol what's wrong with her eyes

>>72998545
get help freak, why is a german flag posting asians in this general again?

>>72998724
It's foot kraut. He likes asians and shitty music

>>72998778
I try to like you but you are making it hard with your """posts""" or should I say, garbage.

its talking to itself again...

>>72998795
I know it's footkraut, but it doesn't really justify it.
That guy who posts gore and footkraut are the worst posters I've ever seen.

>>72998888
VERY nice post tbqhwy

>>72998795
no. this is the first time I've posted in this general

>>72998882
Nah see >>72998888
The digits approve it. You and the footkraut suck ass.

>>72998918
Fuck off

>>72998937
kek I'm not the footfag. I've been posting that girl for 2 years in the Japanese thread. I got the 5555555 get last year
I just posted because the japs keep saying she's ugry

>guy goes by the name aceinyourface
>his icon is him making a triangle on his 'third eye'
>call him out on this and ask why he has the all seeing eye as is his icon he immediately changes his icon

Did the Illuminati man think we were stupid?

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And I flew across the sky my convictions could not lie for my country I would die and I would see it soon. I want to see my family, my wife and child wating for me, I've been so alone I've got to get home you see.

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>>72999064
>do the illuminati think we're stupid

yes

>>72999118
>kyfs
Right.
Also, we never had something you weird thing. I just feel guilty about something because I went too far. You are still a weird thing regardless, get some help and fuck off from my /cum/.

got most shit packed and loaded boys

>>72999324
you moving bud?

>>72999360
yesir, to a basement apartment, i hope the walls aren't paper thin there like they are here

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>tomorrow is april fools day

reminder to not wake up tomorrow

>going to have to redeem my mutual fund this month to fund my NEET life
suicide soon

>>72999386
>tfw the dutch can never be a basement dweller
;_; im so jealous

>>72999443
>>tfw the dutch can never be a basement dweller
why not bud?

>>72999521
They would drown

Gonna go on a cruise with my fambuds
>>72999388
I have to admire your persistence for being an annoying spamming shitlet, tbqh

>>72999533
what a sad story of woe

>a black dominican calling anybody a shitskin

really makes you ponder

club penguin is no more
my childhood is dead

bless up senpai

>>72999533
thas rood mane s m h
>>72999521
Because we dont have basements. :(

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Feeling a burger is in order for lunch, lads

>>72999715
I'm eating a burger right now

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>>72999715

Feeling donairs are in order for lunch, lads

>>72999732
Wha????......lucky

>>72999386
nice

your neighbors will be moles and worms, im sure youll be fine

>>72999746
Australian burgers are pretty good, I bet

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>>72999799

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>>72999799
so are conway's i guess
dont tell him i said that

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Moving out in May. Independence and loneliness here I come!

>>72999878
can I live with you?

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>when el salvadorian posts are the same quality as el salvadorian immigrants

the wall will keep them out too

>>72999401
s4s is 4 years old

>>72999926
*internally screams*

SOMEBODY STOP TIME PLEASE

JUST STOP FOR 1 MINUTE FUCK

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>>72999956

>>72999909
He's a black dominican, he's been doing this for years because nobody wants to be his friend and he's upset that he's black.

fake news

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WHY WASN'T I BORN WHITE VROS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

anyways, lunchtime

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>>73000005
that poor thing

being black and hispanic at the same time

>>73000052
POO POO!!! lol :)

https://youtu.be/ezAJeaCySV4

Remember this masterpiece of cinema?

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Lunch

>>73000184
I'd eat that just out of curiosity.

>>73000184
i can't imagine how much it would hurt to shit one of those out

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>>73000336

made a thread

>>73000160
if anything this makes me hungry

>>73000369
>german
I will never understand europes fascination with poop and buttholes.

>>73000364
I hope no one replies to it

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What happens there?

>>73000456
Get shot. Die.

>>73000456
normies take pictures of themselves by it and try to act like they are artistic.

northern chicagoland region is full of basic fucks with no personality or style.

*enters /cum/*
*just stares at everybody*

i bought tim hortons muffins before i get this show on the road

>>73000542
> northern chicagoland region is full of basic fucks with no personality or style.
Is that the reason why Chicago is so irrelevant compared to other major US cities?

>>73000401
I don't like poop I like looking at it leaving the assholes
it's like a dildo but softer and more taboo
I actually don't understand the shit eating porn though

*flashes the dane my abs*

*touches your abs*
wooow, cool!

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Yo canada!
talk to me, talk to me, talk to me babeeey

*pulls pants down a little*

Here's something else you can touch

>>73000841
wuss poppin b

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Lets add some purity and cuteness to this thread.
/cum/, what kind of pet do you want/have?
I want a puppy

>>73000923
i want a crab, frog, or a toucan

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>>73000968
White tree frogs are adorbs and pretty desu

>>73000968
I have crabs

>>73001059
Cute!

Just made some pancakes lads.
>Aunt Jemima just add water mix
>chopped walnuts
>brown sugar
>butter
>new york maple syrup
>powdered sugar

was p gud. Made too much, though.

gonna shave my head soon again

i wish to die /cum/

good morn buds

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>go do my rounds as i check on the property
>walk by a window
>its a fucking blizzard outside
>it was like 70 out yesterday

I wish the weather would make up its mind buds

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>>73000923
I have 2 cats and 2 dogs desu. Always wanted a bunny but I hear that they require constant attention and suffer from many health problems.

>tfw have to soon pretend like conway and henrico are actual people
what should i do?

why is canadian porn so bad

would never touch a coalburner

it's not you it's me

>>73001651
>>73001751
>>73001821
>>73001901
stop it

What's the point of not having morning classes if /cum/ is dead every morning?

/cum/, honestly, I have to say that you are very stupid.

Not only are you asking for 20,000 quality posts all of a sudden to make up for years of shitposting, and a few quality threads (which you don't need and don't deserve).

I personally hope /cum/ dies, and a proper general like /anglo/ or /usa/ is once again reborn.

This piece of crap you call a general has nothing to do with an image board anymore. It is the craphole of /int/, with the worst janitors ever pushed out of your asshole. You've done nothing for /cum/ fans other than allow the 12 year old noobs to overrun the place.

I like to think of /cum/ as a giant room, filled with thousands and thousands of bottom feeding rats shitting and pissing all over themselves, until finally being caught in the giant mousetrap that is the Janny.

You may live for a little while, but you're going to be pissing and shitting all over yourself. And then you'll get banned, and then you'll cry. And then wonder why you gave ten dollars to someone who hasn't even left his teens yet.

>>72985028
he wasn't an old man and you are clearly incapable of understanding literature if you think its about being a little girl

*looks up danish porn*

>>72987756
I think Australia should be added in,
For some reason they are really anti American all the time.

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porn in a nutshell:

>"hey let us film you being naked and having sex with you"

>"lol ok, as long as we can make money from it"

>sit down to piss
>balls hit the toilet seat
feels so good buds

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grocery stores in a nutshell:

>"hey let us take all this food and stick it in one place"

>"lol ok, as long as we can make money from it"

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firefighters in a nutshell:

>"hey lets get a big truck with some hoses on it so we can go put out fires"

>"lol ok, as long as we form unions to make money from it"

>>73002209
>sit down
>to piss

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cellphone service providers in a nutshell

>"hey lets build up some cell towers so that people can talk to eachother on their phones"

>"lol ok, as long as we can make money from it"

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jannies in a nutshell:

>"hey let us help mods clean up this place"

>"lol ok, as long as we don't get any money from it"

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autism in a nutshell

>" "

>" reeeee "

>>73001961
>stop it
ah yes quite the checkmate

>>73002392
lmao

>got reprimanded for screaming at 12 y/os today
disrespectful little shits

>>73002392
janjans BTFO

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uMYU1LXS3w

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Should I stick my dick in crazy? She's into some hot shit but I think is bipolar.

Also, should I use online dating apps to fuck as many girls as possible?

I think it might tarnish me somehow.

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>>73003164

*waits for someone to post*

>>73003164
you literally have to be turbo chad to get online dating to work.

>>73003342
I don't know if I'm ready... I haven't done anything like this before

It would be so easy to break these girls hearts... I should be virtuous... Fucking Jiminy Cricket.

>>73003491
Do unattractive people exist in your country? I mean relative to whole of EU

thank you for posting

the back of my throat is itchy and I have a cold

>>73003609
Not really. Eat healthy, use face cleanser, go to the gym once in a while, get haircuts, have good posture. Personality and behavioural stuff is harder but anyone can do it.

Only turbo chads can get the 10/10 barbies, but I don't like the instagram selfie types or girls with much makeup anyways.

*becomes an instagram 10/10 barbie with a lot of make up*

doing a poo

It sucks because there's all these girls and I have to choose only 1.

What do normies do? Can I "date" multiple people at the same time until it's a "relationship?"

I don't know how this works. But it doesn't seem right that you only ever date 1 person at a time if you just met them.

>>73003734
meanwhile women just have to upload a mirror selfie and put that she likes top 40 music and starbucks in her profile to get 40 messages
only 10% of men report success with tinder whereas 80% of women do. women will always pick the buffest dude out of the 40 if it's for a quick bang

>>73004040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3tduLJGSRA

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Luncho

p-p-please reply to my posts
;_;

>>73003808
Hot. Post pics please habibi?
>>73003955
Hotter. But dont post pics of it pls, this general doesn't need photos of feces.

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cum in a nutshell:

>"hey lets dead"

>"lol ok, dead"

Why do Americans know how to prepare real foods?

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>>73004129
Exactly my feelings.

>>73004813
What the fuck is a real food?

>>73004810
*ba dum tss*

>>73004872
Delicious food.

>>73004065
Not true, and you know it.

They put a lot of time into makeup, hair and clothes.

The hottest ones put a lot of time into fitness.

They invested in themselves in order to make themselves attractive.

If successful, they have a wider pool of mating opportunities.

Of course they are superficial -- everyone is superficial on dating apps.

Perfectly reasonable, and it's not their fault that so many men are thirsty for them.

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How do we fix leafs? Americans as many of them are there are almost always better, funnier, more engaging posters. Leafs are just shit, not in a funny like auscunts either

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>>73004904
Dunno

>>73004962
It just seems that way because of their flags.

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>How do we fix leafs? Americans as many of them are there are almost always better, funnier, more engaging posters. Leafs are just shit, not in a funny like auscunts either

Do we really need a new thread? This shit is dead anyway

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I dont understand my alarm on my phone guys
>set one alarm for 9:00 and another for 9:30
>snooze 9:00 alarm because I just use that one to start waking up
>doesnt start ringing again after a few minutes like usual and the one at 9:30 doesnt go off at all
>miss class

>>73005094
>>73005094
>>73005094
NEW

>>73004813
I agree with that, but it's so unhealthy ree.
>>73004962
Leafs are the best posters here

>>73004961
It's literally a statistical fact. I dont remember the source though
You're right that it's not their fault and im not blaming them. I would take full advantage of the number of guys talking to me if i were a woman. My argument was that it's pretty much futile to use dating apps as a man unless youre ultra attractive. I have much better luck simply asking out girls irl because there's less competition.