metropolis edition
Yo
first for gay porn
/cum/ meet up when and where?
we built this city
>>72985531
i thought you were trying to usurp me
>>72985558
chicago, its a central transportation for north america
>finn links new leaf edition before leaf
made popcorn
FvD edition
>>72985570
What about St. Paul?
>>72985572
I like this picture
How'd I do?
>>72985558
>>72985570
i was about to make a thread but the capcha was fucking up
>>72985572
>>72985592
why? the twin cities are out of the way
chicago is a train and air hub
>>72985600
who is this semen demen
>>72985600
>>72985601
put thirty blue leds in there and a sonic POP figure and you are pc master race my friend
>>72985549
me too
>>72985558
in ur mums bum 10 years ago
listening to strawberry jam rn lads
if ur man doesnt look like this.... than u better find a new man !!! 100 100
>>72985612
the pc masterice really boils my boils
>everyone goes to a shitcongo meetup
>dindus kill us before some autismo stalker does
r8 this please
>>72985598
>>72985593
She was murdered.
But yeah, pretty potent photo.
Glad you noticed.
>>72985570
>Eastern half of the US
WHYYYY
>>72985625
same tbqh. a friend of mine is super into that crap. whenever I try to talk to him about pc games, I feel like I'm talking about games and he's talking about his computer specs
Matt Drudge says Rand is his favorite senator
>>72985609
fake picture, a black would never go for tay tay butt
>>72985617
3nd
>pc masterr-
>>72985598
>>72985624
>le 4 quadrant compass meme
Congay is right though, the political compass test is complete shit, his version is better
lets go boys
>>72985654
but would shlomo bergowitzstein?
listening to apricot preserve rn lads
>>72985649
chicago is a central transport hub for north america, there are train connections from oregon, seattle, oakland (bay area) and la
>>72985659
When is this going to be out?
>>72985688
LUCKY DAY
>>72985670
Might as well post this again then
http://filteries.com/politics
>>72985688
DO IT
>>72985688
uhoh
>>72985688
>>72985649
Fucking fly out there you massive faggot.
Ps, some of you /cum/mers are cool, don't go to the meetup that never happens - not that you would.
Might as well make the meetup in florida because if the mexicans can't afford to go, they can at least swim there
>>72985688
we /thursgay/
>>72985681
>using trains in America
>ever
Chicago isn't too bad for driving and flying tho
>>72985695
>le filteries meme
even worse
>>72985705
>>72985681
>train from west coast to chicago
You don't get out much, do you?
Im the best poster in this general.
Prove me wrong.
>>72985687
this year. how's elder scrolls 6 coming along
>>72985729
your extra flag isnt Oyster bay
>>72985721
Gonna get bored of solving captchas soon and go to bed. No way I can spend 22 minutes doing this.
>>72985720
It looks better
>>72985681
>Train
Last time I rode Amtrak the train caught on fire, and almost every month I hear of a derailment.
I'm not even gonna be available to do anything until the 9th.
Speaking of which, do you know when Easter is this year? I calculated it to be the 9th, but I've heard results favoring and conflicting that.
/cum/, honestly, I have to say that you are very stupid.
Not only are you asking for 20,000 quality posts all of a sudden to make up for years of shitposting, and a few quality threads (which you don't need and don't deserve).
I personally hope /cum/ dies, and a proper general like /anglo/ or /usa/ is once again reborn.
This piece of crap you call a general has nothing to do with an image board anymore. It is the craphole of /int/, with the worst janitors ever pushed out of your asshole. You've done nothing for /cum/ fans other than allow the 12 year old noobs to overrun the place.
I like to think of /cum/ as a giant room, filled with thousands and thousands of bottom feeding rats shitting and pissing all over themselves, until finally being caught in the giant mousetrap that is the Janny.
You may live for a little while, but you're going to be pissing and shitting all over yourself. And then you'll get banned, and then you'll cry. And then wonder why you gave ten dollars to someone who hasn't even left his teens yet.
>>72985718
Amtrak offers excellent service in the relevant parts of the country
>>72985722
are you retarded? all the cross country routes start from chicago
>>72985744
i have no idea when easter is
>>72985739
>>72985729
It's objectively Paha Sapa
lads
is canada really like this?
>>72985666
>>72985666
>>72985666
>el salvador
checks out
>>72985750
>>72985752
REALLY makes you think
>>72985751
>implying that applies to Chicago or anything near it
>>72985756
shit
>>72985755
>>72985765
this is what its like in toronto
I wish I saved that Canada copy pasta I used to post here, does anyone have it?
>>72985729
You are about as unpopular to everyone as I am to the late night crowd. That's what happens when you say "what a shitty thread" for weeks straight.
why do white people like Kendrick so much
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>72985770
>being so much of a bumpkin the only trains you've ever seen carry grain
A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.
There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied
>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball
The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨
So next day comes by, so he starts asking
-So drop of water, why are you called like that
>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water
-Really nice, and you snowflake
>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake
-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball
>LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP
>>72985765
My university was nothing like that, there was gay lefty shit as to be expected in a University environment but nowhere near that. He's probably a criminology major pretending to be a law major.
>tfw looking throgh old notbooks
>can't read half your own entires
top kek fuck faces
i hoep you all die in infernoes
>>72985791
Do you realize that people like the what a shitty thread gimmick do you.
>>72985786
>be me, American
>go on /r/Canada and Canadian news sites
>pose as Canadian
>post comments in favor of refugees and mass immigration
Anyone else here do shit like this?
One more shitskin in Canada is one less in America. Canada is pretty much a non-country anyways, I don't see a problem with making them our dumping ground.
>>72985816
lol who does stuff like this
>>72985798
>.gif
>nothing moves
I will save the other 22 homoerotic wrestling pics for another night. Good night.
thinking about my lil fella
can't find him
lost him so many years ago
can't believe my parents let that quack doctor take him away from me
i miss you lil fella.... come home soon.........
>>72985821
Nice bud
can this spic fuck off
>>72985824
>jpg
fuck off
No Trump! No KKK! No fascist USA!
>>72985828
I play Monster Hunter when I'm really angry so I can get more angry and then I beat my mom
>>72985822
someone's daughter
she doesn't look like she has an ugly face either. sad!
A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.
There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied
>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball
The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨
So next day comes by, so he starts asking
-So drop of water, why are you called like that
>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water
-Really nice, and you snowflake
>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake
-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball
>be me, American
>go on /r/Canada and Canadian news sites
>pose as Canadian
>post comments in favor of refugees and mass immigration
Anyone else here do shit like this?
One more shitskin in Canada is one less in America. Canada is pretty much a non-country anyways, I don't see a problem with making them our dumping ground.
>>72985842
>giving him attention
why?
Hmm... Obsessed
>>72985865
He's a newfag who can't recognize el haitiANO
>>72985865
ive alerted janny, idk why he's dragging his feet
>>72985881
im not a newfag
I-i wish conway was a girl, I would rescue him from his meany parents
>>72985889
>"Why isn't the janny doing anything on /int/?"
>not a newfag
>be me, Guatemalan
>go on /r/Mexico and Mexican news sites
>pose as Mexican
>post comments in favor of refugees and mass immigration
Anyone else here do shit like this?
One more of us in Mexico is one less in Guatemala. Mexico is pretty much a non-country anyways, I don't see a problem with making them our dumping ground.
>>72985889
>ive alerted janny, idk why he's dragging his feet
im sure he rushing to help us out
>>72985909
janny is quick to delete early OPs
Seemingly perfect normal man breaks up withs his girlfriend, stars LARPING on taiwanese forums, sad! many such cases.
Show me what Guatemala looks like!
This is what Guatemala looks like!
>>72985920
What the fuck El Salvador
lil fella come back please we miss you and are worried for you
What the FUCK Is El Salvadors fucking problem?
>>72985941
its a mentally deranged afro dominican living in sweden using a proxy
Sad thing is, is that those are actually nice tits, to bad she's a scat-fag
>>72985927
What are you even talking about?
>>72985926
>janny deleting early threads so his new stays up
>janny deleting actual trash
If you weren't a newfag you'd understand the difference here.
>>72985959
You both dumbasses, Janitors can't delete threads.
>>72985838
Anzu makes me feel very uncomfortable.
Not because (s)he's a somewhat convincing trap, however, I honestly don't know why.
>>72985903
Wish I was a girl too bud
And they aren't really mean, they just don't approve of the gay
>>72985970
proofs?
>>72985973
that's not anzu la
People who don't like El Salvidors posts and scat fetishes are just insecure
>>72985973
that is not anzu and anzu is not a trap
cum cucks
>>72985973
That's not Anzu
>>72985973
How'd you think that was a roach? Doesnt look anything like anzu at all
shut up nigger, and do your monkey dance
>>72985970
>t. Janny mad because he hasn't been promoted
Sorry, but you will never make mod
el salvador afro dominican confirmed, why else could he be so butthurt that he gets off to sharting?
>>72985999
I feel like I should just confirm that she's actually a girl, because for a long time I was absolutely convinced she was a he and had a penis.
lil fellas probably never going to come home....
>>72985837
>>72986018
He's a black as night nigger, this is his form of protest for Americans oppressing his fellow negroes.
>>72986025
she is really a girl
oh they can delete stuff
>>72986027
>>72985992
They look similar to me, who is that again then? My retard mode is on after retrying CoD Ghosts.
>>72985999
Nice trips
People who dont want niggers fucking their wifes are just white insecure dicklets you know, if you were secure of your own sexuality and masculinity, you would let another man of african ancestry fuck your wife, hell you would raise the kid to come from that act.
White masculinity is such a fragile concept.
Caraposter is occasionally a quality poster, and infinitely better than the butt-buddy leaves and new fagscadia namefag.
t. whiter than you (zero irish)
>kill yourselves fucking scumbags
a melaninly enriched brother?
Based el salvador derailing this faggot thread
>>72985980
>why can't my son just be a normal boy!
>>72986053
I don't understand why someone would marry someone, if they're gonna want to fuck other people.
EL NEGRO FURIOSO
>>72986083
>implying they'll ever know
>>72986080
Gotta agree with you there
/cum/ is %56 white, please leave el salvador
>>72986055
I do it just to get your kind mad anon.
*blows a smooch*
Damn, he's back. No one give him any (You)s.
>>72986084
Whyy wouldnt you, are you afraid that your failing as a man and that another man will fuck her better than you do so she will run away with him?
You are just a fragile man.
>>72986055
here is your (You)fine gentleman.
>>72986092
Inshallah, allah will strike them down before they ever do. But seriously, they will get worried when they notice you never bring home any qts, just tell them you like sausages and blame it on chicano satan or whatever brown people worship
DOMINICANO ES NEGRO
Would you?
Fuck off El Salvadorian haitan
>>72986055
Cascadia poster is pretty lame, north west posters here in general are pretty bad
A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.
There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied
>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball
The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨
So next day comes by, so he starts asking
-So drop of water, why are you called like that
>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water
-Really nice, and you snowflake
>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake
-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball
>dumb beaner
>>72986131
>ayy, why don't you have a gf
>cause of uni
>ayy why don't you have a gf
>cause of job
The perfect plan...
>>72986118
Yourman-tier post
>this deportee literally shitposting
That white fragility post was so good....
Is the haitiANO skewing the (you)s?
I'm out. Janny pls
>parents asking me about a gf
They can just go fuck themselves.
I'd just as soon bring home a goat I've been fucking as I would a gf for them.
I'll never let them have the pleasure.
>>72986179
Just block him guise
>>72986158
Yes, foolproof
>>72985807
I am at the best law school in the country, actually.
>>72986179
I like the coraline poster, I didn't know you were the same poster as the cara poster
>>72986083
>>72986198
I thought of it myself
>>72986148
They breathe life into that auto-fellating, wojakscadia image
>>72986179
>he's a cuckposting faggot who begs for (you)'s
You really have fallen, little more than an el haitiANO tier poster now.
just filtered el salvador
>>72986207
Coraline>Cara
>>72986223
this 2bh
>>72986126
>Noone give PNW any (you)s
Yesss... Let me be a martyr during daylight hours, when nobody is a bad goy like you
>>72986234
>we fought a war for these ""people""
>>72986205
>best law school in canada
So close!
So far!
Why would you save all those scat pictures unless you unironically got off on it and don't say it's just to b8 and "u insecure, u mad?"
Euthanasia for yourself should be legal.
>>72986262
>babby's first time with shock images
He has CP on his computer Mr. reddit
I will tell you something and you should listen.
There are honestly some people too apathetic, unmotivated too lazy for love. They are not exactly depressed but they are never stimulated and live in a permanent state of melancholy.
It is an unfortunate situation for them, a trick of chemical and hormones in the brain they didnt ask for perhaps but they must choose to learn to love and to make the effort. Do not make it your battle, you are too precious.
>>72985857
i like it!
>>72986253
It still ranks better than UCLA, Penn, Michigan and C*rnell
Also our hiring rates are higher than HYS because the Canadian legal industry isn't oversaturated with every english major going to finishing school at a sub-par college which saw a law program as easy cash.
>>72986207
GET
THE
FLAGS
i mean you are a canadian you are already reddit.
>tfw swedish police are too pussy to break into whatever disgusting apartment this cretin is living in rinkeby or some shit and seize his HDD and send him away
>>72986280
>>babby's first time with shock images
No but I'm on a blueboard to avoid /b/ tier shit man. Janny is just sitting back and fapping to this we all know it.
tempted to pick up wind waker hd lads
/yankgf2017/
>>72986315
This. I WILL get a southern bell gf.
>>72986282
>wow thanks for the advice anon
>>72986313
>No but I'm on a blueboard to avoid /b/ tier shit
That's why he posts here
Female circumcision should be law.
>>72986314
dont do it.
im literally a nintendrone that only played nintendo games when was a kid and i cant stand wind waker at all.
one of the worst games ive ever paid full price for.
>>72986326
>Most_American_Image.jpg
I also have such images
>>72986331
>your welcome! I appreciate that you appreciate it
>>72986294
What
>>72986280
Shouldn't you be greentexting about what an oldfag you are on a youtube comment section somewhere?
>>72986350
>*coin sound effects*
>*exclamation of joy*
>being with someone has only made me slightly less depressed than when I was alone
>>72986356
Your posts are clear non-original pastas
try harder.
>>72986355
>white people
goodbye /cum/mies i might be time travelling for a week or so
please remind me in the 31st to pay my rent :3-c
>>72986385
it's the 31st now, pay your fucking rent
>>72986350
Huh.
Weird opinion.
I didn't love it and initially hated it but, one of the worst?
Not the faggot ladposter btw.
>>72986385
Goodbye Calgary-kun
>>72986282
Literally me except I'm not a cuck and recognise I'm blessed
>>72986379
I was actually giving advice and then I started talking to myself
>>72986315
negro I could find you 50 prettier girls than her by standing at my college square for about a minute during daytime. And this is in bumfuck appalachia
>>72986211
>>72986197
>>72986169
>>72986148
There is no escape from Uncle Casci!
Small nipples>Pepperoni nipples>>>long nipples> hairy nipples
wow lots of time travellers here who don't like me
i hope you also die
>>72986411
But she's patriotic
>>72986365
>insult reddit
>someone defends it
>>72986395
say it to my face, not online, and just wait and see what happens, lad :)
>>72986365
>turbobabby thinks oldfags jewtube
>>72986412
>>72986197
I was talking about el HatiANO you RETARD
>>72986419
>i hope you also die
*casts reflect spell*
nothing personal kid
>>72986419
I didn't mean to post the never ever face
you're all worthless trash who lead pathetic lives and will never accomplish anything
I remember 4chan used to raid youtube video comment sections and pretend they were from reddit, is this still a thing?
>>72986430
>muh seekrit club xD
Kill yourself faggot everyone browses reddit these days
>>72986441
Okay then, He'll be b& when janny blows his load
Watching gran torino
I am now convinced that Eastwood used that role as a proxy for his real feelings, without having to admit to them. The eventual bonding seemed superficial, an afterthought. The emphasis on the film was on the state of America and the rage of the silent majority.
>>72986461
So what?
>>72986475
>He'll be b& when janny blows his load
>using a proxy rn
Sure thing bud
>>72986470
>>72986437
>turbofaget misunderstands that that was literally my point
you people become collectively dumber with each passing day.
*breathes your oxygen*
oh sorry, hope you weren't planning on using that
*puts your oxygen in bag for later*
my wife loves oxygen
>>72986395
Read what i said again.
I HAVE TO PEE REAL BAD GUYS
>>72986488
Good and accurate post.
8/10
Look forward to seeing more of your work.
>>72986477
I'll be sad when Clint dies
Mississippi queen
>>72986519
I don't want to. I'm not afro-dominican, and therefore find my meaningless existence worthwhile.
>>72986521
One of my most well stocked and organized meme folders tbqhwyfamalam
Should I go to bed or will you guys miss me?
I feel like Alabama would be a good bf
I wish people would not directly engage El Shitposter
>>72986559
>mobileuser
Nobody will miss you, get some sleep.
>>72986566
do your part and I don't have to
>>72986559
I'll miss u
>>72986559
i'll miss a little
>>72986577
gay dubs
>>72986567
I'm on laptop
>>72986583
>>72986585
These are halal posts
Oyster Bay would be a perfect bf
>>72986467
I can feel it in the air... an awakening of a bygone era... a simpler time, when men were chivalrous and proper... a euphoric past that was centered around logic and reasoning...
>>72986623
he posted a pic of him and his girlfriend at trump tower awhile ago
>>72986593
You're one of the few that also pisses off the 10PM-4AM group. Please stay.
>>72986417
pink nipples > brown nipples
big round areolas > all other areolas
>go on s4s
>people are having legitimate heated arguments that i'm not sure whether or not they are ironic
inverted nipples > everything else
>>72986653
she had cool shoes
>>72986658
Depends on the tit really
Kissed an oriental woman today
Feeling ill
>>72986663
:(((((
>>72986672
Are you gonna gf her?
>>72986508
I read it clearly.
Did you not have a job at 12 or what
I did.
>>72986672
SARS, TB and Swine flu are now yours.
>>72986658
'no'
>>72986629
- Admin of /r/athiesm
That was the part that got me best when they said they were admins of random places on reddit
>>72986638
think I posted my face once, but that must have been 2014
>>72986658
i have inverted nipples anon.
would you go on a date with me.
>>72986650
[s4s] was amazing for like a week or two and then people from shit boards heard word spread about its cutting edge ironic memes. An atmosphere like that cannot sustain itself
>>72986679
Bit afraid
>>72986686
I was only 15 at that point so I wasn't here
>>72986690
'no'
t. not him
shan't
>>72986690
If you do you should go to a doctor because that can point to many other things wrong with you
>>72986708
damn youngins
>>72986690
post them please
>>72986736
Do tell
>>72986745
I know :(
>>72986721
Can't see myself getting into a real with an Asian and I've been real attached lately
>>72986736
I was born like this anon
IT WASNT MY CHOICE
>>72986762
Me in the pic
>>72986754
I think what he means is that you go to the doctor because you have a nipple problem, but then the doctor finds something else completely unrelated to the nipples -- like gingivitis, or bad eyesight.
[Posts the same things over and over again because that's the only english I know in Swahili Whistle Clicks]
>start talking to girl
>she starts texting me a lot
>start responding in kind since I like talking to her
>she seems less interested and stops texting me as much
>get really busy and barely talk to her for a while
>suddenly she's snapchatting me daily and texting me good morning and shit
Woman are a fucking meme I swear.
>>72986792
Thinking more about family these days
Don't want to have a mixed kid 2bh
>>72986835
I can understand that
>>72986831
a guy she was more interested in than you dropped her, i gahruntee
>>72986831
literally even
It's a bit better when there's 3 or 4 of them because at leat there's a different one to talk to
Well it seems any remnants of daylight posting are gone, so wake me when you need me.
>>72986884
I NEED YOU
× *click* .-- .- .- *click* *click* *clickclickclick* *whistle* --- +×+ *clickclick*
Do you support FvD?
What will the April Fools day prank be here tmrw?
*click clickclick* jy is n poes *click*
>>72986893
*Pulls covers up and turns back to you*
NO YOU DON'T!
>>72986934
Gookmoot will put the party hats and halloween effect on at once and never take them off
>>72986934
He'll make it look like Google Plus again and forget to take off the filter like he did with the Halloween one
I tried to delete the bad posts, but something went wrong. Why is it even an option???? Stupid gookmoot
El Salvador vro i'm worried about you man.
My stomach is turning.
Maybe she likes sausages with chocolate sauce?
>>72987082
Isn't this considered tame in Amsterdam?
>El Slaveadorian too stupid to realize most Americans are attracted to the images he is posting; thus the mating ritual of shitting thyselves whilst at thine supermarket
fucking dumb idiot lamo
Gonna go to bed /cum/mies <3
>>72987123
We can't post from our phones, shop, and move our electric wheelchairs at the same time dumbass
>>72987037
my asscheeks looks like this, with the goosebumps
can't sleep buds
Hatian guy from Sweden on vacation in central america?
>>72987123
HaitiANOS are not smart
>>72987152
dope
>inb4 dumb ameriniggers
>>72986831
You know how lots of people in relationships have a plan B and C etc.
You are like that chick's plan Y
>>72985534
>>72985534
>>72985534
Migrate at 310 buds
stupido americano i vvill show my vast superior intelligence by posting feces on 4chandotorg
are we all /fit/bois, or are there any fatties/skinny fat bois here? if ur any of the latter, then i have good news, I just found out that if you grab the back side of your thighs, right below the butt area, and push it in, you can create a nice comfy set of boob like lumps that you can lube up and awkwardly hump
Migrate @311
>>72985534
>>72985534
>>72985534
>>72987194
>implying there is a nonzero chance I will ever get with anyone