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paras > marines
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>>72983910
It's a brave lion
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Hello
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>>72983926
for you
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>>72983913
And Merkel
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What is this image?>>72983910
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>>72983910
not in the military but marines are objectively harder than paras
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>>72983936
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/brit/ living in the US here. Ate burgers for lunch and dinner tonight. Might have taken this integration thing a bit too far.
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top 3 places in the uk? any metric is fine
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thaimong is doing my fucking head in now
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>>72983943
Parachute regiment capbadge
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Now name 10 Russians, not including Commies
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>>72983969
off you pop then darling x
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gimmie another name 10:

medium difficulty pls

>>72983965
ben nevis
scarfell pike
mt snowdon
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oh yeah lad i see what you're on now
Google's being a dunce is all
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>>72983974
how about I pop a cock up your ass
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now name 10 brits, not including pirates
OOPS you cant
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>>72983973
every russian alive today over the age of 25 was a commie at some point
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>>72984004
bit gay
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>>72983971
Am a bit jealous of the Brittania lion I have to admit
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>>72983973
vladamir putin
nah too hard
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*scoffs at the sight of the thread*
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the cinema is one of the few places i see adverts
quite like it
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>>72984010
Rm capbadge
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>>72983973
Tchaikovsky
Dostoevsky
Tolstoy
Ivan the Terrible
Peter the Great
Catherine the Great
Nicholas Romanov
Alexandria Romanov
Rasputin
Alexander II
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>>72984008
yeah you are dickhead
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>>72983999
was he not roman? etruscan?
also shit verona is old as FUCK
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take this quiz, then post results

https://lizardpoint.com/geography/world-countries-magnifier-quiz.php?qid=1806
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>>72983943
Special needs badge
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>>72984008
nonce
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why are there no attractive men in seinfeld
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>>72984023
Putin was a commie
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>>72984054
that would be
>>72984035
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>>72984053
>doing the whole world at this time of day

nah
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>>72983973
was thinking of asking this
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he said once that he is still liking socialist ideas
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>>72983955

Good job. God bless America.
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>>72984041
>>72984058
Going to have to ask you to keep a civil tongue.
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>>72984062
kramer's hot
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>>72984096
Fuck off and take your mutant with you.
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>>72984053
>where is uzbekistan
>got it right first time
>where is burundi

Oh fuck off
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>>72983949
Paras and RAF Regiment are pathetic pretenders to the throne.
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>>72983973
Igor?
Grichka?

>>72984048
yeah he was but he made a point in a few of his poems about the different regions including within Italy so I think he 'identified' as Transpadane or something
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>>72984111
>even including rockapes when mentions paras or marines
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>>72984072
Fucking state of this banter. No fucking way you're ex-Para
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Day 2 of brit in america, they''ve accepted me as one of their own. Living in a frat
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>>72984130
>ex
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>>72984101
...
nah
they all have weird faces, hair, and trousers pulled up to their nipples
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>>72984127
They're equivalent to Paras. Neither are in the same league as Royal Marines.
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>>72984153
wrong
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>>72984143
neck yourself
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>>72984143
foy
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>>72984178

>tattoo
>"quirky" cat eye glasses
>wearing jewelry and makeup while swimming

Attention whore. Would not fugg.
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>>72984179
No, it's absolutely spot on. Deep down, even Paras know they're not as good as Royal Marines
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OK name 10 elements whos names begin with a vowel. (no lanthanides or actinides)
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>>72984231
lmao

i'm actually RE but I passed pcoy and have a red beret
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>>72984215
Yes, I'm sure if Daisy Lowe offered to take your virginity, you'd decline.
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>>72984231

To be fair, the whole British military is largely irrelevant anyway
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>>72984255
All militaries are useless now we have nukes.
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livid pyromancer dunnel trump has invaded
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>>72984255
Bigger military budget than russia
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>>72984255
>>72984272
too much bait, the fishies will be suspicious
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>>72984290

Yes, but Russia actually has the manpower and their money goes much further. If the UK and RUS went at it, the Russians would wipe the floor with you.
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>>72984322
why are you so angry?
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72984322
HAHAHAHAAH don't be bad
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>>72984322
nah
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loading a bowl
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>>72984244
Oxygen
Arsenic
Aluminium
Ozone (not really, cheating here)
Europium
AHHHHHHH
cant think of any more
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long day
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>>72984053
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>>72984322
Their navy is a fucking joke. Their army need it to get here. Their airforce might be better, but this is all academic in a nuclear age.
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>international section in tesco
>yank biscuits for £6
Shan't. Plus their chocolate is literally the vilest thing I've ever eaten.
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hello you cunts
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I liek my Cat.
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>>72984395
>Their navy is a fucking joke

As is Britains.
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dumb pirate frogposter
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>>72984406
hello la
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>>72984406
has he pissed all his pants there?
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>>72984395
ignore the yank, interested as to why you think nukes mean militaries are no longer relevant
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>>72984402
yanks have some decent snacks tbf
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>>72984395
Lads our Navy is in a right state now as well. It's not /arelads/ fault though, it's the Blairites constantly crippling them.
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>>72984415
Oi

Watch it
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>>72984402
Dove chocolate is fantastic
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>>72984441
>blairites are bad for the military
naww did the soliders have to do their job? poor guys
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>>72984355
looked at the table and theres a few you coulda got without lanthinides and actinides (europium is one)

you could have had iodine, argon, astatine, osmium
ununtrium, ununpentium, ununseptium, ununoctium
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>>72984415
Ours is stronger than their is by far, and we have two new modern age aircraft carriers in service by 2020, whereas they have a single relic from the 70s lmao.
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>>72984434
I wanted to buy some poptarts, but they were five fucking quid.
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>>72984456
Chasing after imaginary wmds isn't a real job
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>getting baited by the yank
stop
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Russia >> pirate land
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>>72984469
Don't buy snacks from anywhere but Walmart
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*cuddles with you*
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>>72984402
and the bags of marshmallows for about £4

they can't be that fucking good
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>>72984456
>constantly cut funding
>never cease destructive reorganization
Faggot
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Not quite sure why this mexican posts here every day
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>>72984434
don't call me yank
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>>72984480
What's a Walmart?
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>>72984470
that was just the lie to scare the plebs into supporting it
it was a good idea to remove saddam and it was good to stand by our ally, just a shame we let the yanks do the post conflict management which they are objectively shit at
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>>72984469
yeah about the same here iirc
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>>72984496
I think he's bored and looks for a bit of banter with the pirates. I don't mind him tbqh.
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>>72984441
>>72984431
>>72984395
>>72984450

R-rule Brittania! R-rule t-the waves...
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>>72984506
>it was a good idea to remove saddam
Why?
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>>72984520
pa the tic
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>>72984502
A place where fat people go to buy food

You go to Walmart to buy snacks, then you go to an actual grocery store to buy actual food
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>>72984484
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Thai chicANO
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hello
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>>72984460
im dumb
i dont know chemmy
got a phd though lmao
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>>72984489
>constantly cut funding
umm?
and the military is old and a bureaucratic mess, it's good to reorganise it
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What's a butterfinger like? I remember ads for them on my Simpsons tapes like 20 years ago and I've wanted to try them since.

Was tempted to buy one five minutes ago but
>£3.50
I blame Brexit for these prices
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>>72984554
hi
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>>72984520
HMS Queen Elizabeth is in service next month, matey
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>>72984489
>reorganization
FOY
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>>72984564
import fees ya div
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>>72984582
A FUCKING RAMP
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Day 2: the balance have accepted me as their own and I'm playing beer pong
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business idea: brexit, but good
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>>72984564
retard
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>>72984557
I'm dumb too is ok
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>>72984599
impossible
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>>72984598
cups look a bit empty
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>>72984564
Wait until the trade deal with the yanks happens.
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>>72984520
>aircraft carriers
mad how much money you're wasting on this obsolete technology haha

>>72984523
he was an arsehole and would have caused a worse syria but it's all hypotheticals
it was a good idea at the time
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>>72984582

Barely qualifies, lad.
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>>72984638
Explain
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>>72984629
Not our problem, he kept cunts in line and would kill terrorists on the spot.

We went after him because Bush wanted to finish his dad's business. Not for humanitarian reasons. If we let him things would probably far more stable than they are now.
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stealth jet fighters and bombers will be obsoleted in 15 years
aircraft carrier as well
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>>72984663
let him be*
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>>72984638
It does qualify. Are you still comparing to Russia military, or have you shifted the goalposts to your own since your got BTFO?
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Pirates are angry because they are not that powerful anymore
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All armies would have been obsolete soon because of world peace but THANKS BREXSHITEERS
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>>72984663
>not our problem
it was the US's problem so it was our problem desu
the >le dictators are stable meme needs to die
where is the big war in the middle east right now? The one place where a dictator refused to step down, perhaps?
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>>72984645

>70k tonnage
>only carries up to 40 aircraft
>needs A FUCKING RAMP
>not even in service yet
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i like being gay
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>>72984713
reminder aircraft carriers are obsolete
remember when a chink submarine surfaced by your carrier fleet? top bants from the chinese there
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>>72984707
Not talking about dictators in general though am I? I'm talking about him. He did a decent job of keeping things straight.

Backing up the yanks proved worthless as the next administration soon rolled in and was barely in favour of us anyway.
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>>72984766
>he did a decent job of keeping things straight
didn't he start 2 wars?
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>>72984697
Are we the pirates? Is that an actual term for us?
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*watches netflix with you*
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>>72984790
yeah, the spics are angry because they never ruled the waves and the mexicans adopted it from them
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>>72984776
retard
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_ONH3tGXxc

techstep
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Russia is still better
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>walks into thread
>heems everyone

Nothing personnell
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>>72984776
That part of the world is constantly at war with itself
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>>72984836
>it was just a hologram
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>>72984823
reddit: the song
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lads, was just thinking how funny it would be if poleaboo gets offered a shag now his bollocks have shrunk.
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>>72984872
does he still post here?
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>>72984872
does he like women then?
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>>72984819
how? i'm confused
don't get how he's a force for stability when he started the gulf war and the iran-iraq war...
care to explain?

>>72984851
okay so you don't actually have any real reasons why saddam was a force for stability in the middle east you just like the idea of it being true?
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>>72984881
he posted yesterday
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>>72984872
Go to bed
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>>72984861
reddit the song would be some normie yank big room edm shite
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>>72984851
also
>Yes. Former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein provided bases, training camps, and other support to terrorist groups fighting the governments of neighboring Turkey and Iran, as well as to Palestinian terror groups.
so he killed terrorists on the spot eh? based
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>>72984911
My point is, it wasn't worth us going in and by doing so we didn't improve the situation.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPTBJO6a0D0
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Who else genuinely loses all attraction to someone once you discover they've been blacked? I'm also into mixed girls, so long as their father was the white one and the mother was the wog. It's not just different races tho, I lost all interest in Rachel Riley once she cucked her husband for a Rusky.

I think it's an actual character fault.
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>>72984766
saddam was tyrannical

though I think we should'nt have helped oust gadaffi
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/brit/ is a hetero general
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>>72984969

Should have just taken all the oil, tbqh.
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>>72984974
>wog
Think you're using that term wrong matey.
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>>72984974
>chel Riley once she cucked her husband for a Rusky.
whats this
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>>72985000
just means any non-white
pakis, nigs, chinks etc
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>/brit/ is a hetero general
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>>72984911
>how? i'm confused
>don't get how he's a force for stability when he started the gulf war and the iran-iraq war...
>care to explain?
>okay so you don't actually have any real reasons why saddam was a force for stability in the middle east you just like the idea of it being true?
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>>72985010
ummm it doesn't sweetie
it means non-anglo
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>>72985023
so you don't have any actual reasons? not a single point to make at all?
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>>72985018
ben
der
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>so you don't have any actual reasons? not a single point to make at all?
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>>72984964
He supported terrorist groups working against the USA but that's pretty unremarkable, they were at war lol. This report is from the CFR who are unironic neocon shills and was released in 2003
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>>72984964
Sounds like the US play book, and yeah he did.. where have I said he wasn't a bit naughty himself?
>>72984983
not our problem
>>72984992
If you come at it from this angle it's a whole other argument. If we actually went in to pinch some oil rather than to kill a tyrant, that is.
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>>72985008
I'm sorry lad if you didn't know.
>As of September 2016, Riley is dating previous Strictly partner Pasha Kovalev
>"I don’t think there’s a Strictly curse, but it does serve as a magnifying glass that shows up pre-existing fault lines. Jamie and I had been with one another since I was 19, and we are still good friends, it was all amicable and he’s been brilliant.”
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Do you think you'll ever be happy , lads?
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if the yank that asked me what i do while listening to the history of rome podcast is still about, I generally listen to that or something like it in bed before sleeping or if I'm on a journey somewhere
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>>72985086
artificially, yes
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>>72985086
nah
mostly just want to be left alone at this point
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>>72985023
>>72985067
not him but why would a commie sjw be defending the iraq war? foy basically
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my favourite drum breaks:
rotary connection - life could
james brown - tighten up
the winstons - amen, brother
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>>72985086
I already am

What do you have to complain about?
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>>72985086
in about 7 hours
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>>72984974
I compared "red flags" and "disqualifiers" with normie frat mates in undergrad, and pretty much every guys said that girls who hooked up with black guys were no-gos. Only a couple guys said they didn't care as long as the guy wasn't ghetto. But nobody offered an unqualified "i dont care".
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>>72985079
strictly curse strikes again
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actually thought i was in /cum/ for a moment what with all the jfs
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>>72985076
well consider the realpolitik reasons for britain in iraq

you can't really believe we went to war on moral grounds
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Doing a read

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gothic_War_(535%E2%80%93554)
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hhhmmmmmyes its a "ill already have been up for 9 hours by the time im in work" day hmmmm
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>not him but why would a commie sjw be defending the iraq war? foy basically
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>>72984974

Would never touch a woman who had dated a black man, tbqh. Shows that they have very poor judgement and they are likely a roastie.
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might download fellowship from audible to listen to
extremely comfy
especially the early parts with the shire, farmer maggot, crickhollow, tom bombadil since the movie depiction doesn't intrude on my imagination
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>reading
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>>72985122
did you almost think it was 4chan too what with all the american posters?
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not a word
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>>72985135
It was everyone else saying "he couldn't keep getting away with it!"
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>>72985159
could i get a quick gestalt on this tom bombadil guy?
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Wonder what it was like to be living in Roman Italy in 476 AD watching the whole world collapse around them
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>>72985086
I'm balding in my early 20's so probably not.
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>>72985200
lmao post hairline
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>>72985183
he is (a) god in the world, but not of it
all other gods except illuvatar could be considered of the world
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>>72985086
I'm spending my 18th Birthday in /brit/,
What do you think? Could I be be happy?
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I am balding too
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>>72985236

Go make friends so you do better for your 19th.
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*doesnt brush teeth for four days*
*sneezes in your face*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aZuj_SDqDo
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>>72985236
Happy birthday mate.
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>>72985249
*licks my lips*
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>>72985176
he can't keep getting away with this
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very bored but don't want to go to bed
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> he still wears conventional underwear
> he doesn't wear a microfiber bodysuit which doubles as underwear and an undershirt
Ah. Feels good to be cutting edge.
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>>72985263
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>>72985275
what if you need to do a poo or a wee?
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>hospital in 4 hours
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>>72985276
ngl i have a soft spot for this stuff despite it being linked to horrible /pol/ plebs
reminds me of the no-fucks-given pre-chanology anonymous
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>>72985296
are you a doctor?
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>>72985236
Happy birthday!

It took me 24 years to become happy. Even still, I'm not that happy. But I'm better than I was before.
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>>72985310
custodian
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>>72985236
happy birthday littl'un

>>72985316
do you receive monetary compensation?
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>>72985236
>literally, unironically being born in 1999

jesus fucking christ, sort yourself out
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>>72985200
Where has it started thinning, crown or temples?
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>>72985316
close enough
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>>72985284
>not running at 100% efficiency
pleb
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Self hate millenials are pathetic
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hate myself lol
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>>72985252
>>72985312
>>72985321
Genuine thanks lads.

>>72985245
I had plenty of friends back in comp but I lost them all since college. I think my head must be scrambled now, I've only made TWO (2) friends since, and I don't even know them that much.
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>>72985305
>horrible /pol/ plebs
You need to lighten up, /pol/ is the closest thing to ancient /b/ we have and has some good moments.

Been enjoying the international capture the flag for example.
https://youtu.be/3aZuj_SDqDo
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Para Para in the sky, proves that shit can fly.
Marine Marine in a boat, proves that shit can float
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>>72985388
I don't think SJWism is as big a problem they make it out to be, but lately I have started seeing it increasingly irl
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@388, lol absolutely not I'm a student
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Saw that there was a body positivity event recently on my campus, and the women involved were all pushing 250lb
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@72985388
i almost never go to /pol/, i get my sjw news from sargon and molyneux
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>>72985339
>100% efficiency

>>72985388
*gives you a (You)
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>>72985402
I'm a student too and I don't see any SJW stuff, how does it get shoved down your throat?
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getting my daily dose
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>>72985434
t. never leaves his room and doing a STEM course at slough polytechnic
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>>72985443
of insulin? maybe if you didn't eat so many cakes you wouldn't be diabetic, fatso
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>>72985451
oh suck my cock you gay aussie twat
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>>72985459
gib caek
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>>72985321
wouldn't go if I didn't
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>>72985468
don't get me started tonight mate you're not going to like how it ends
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>>72985405
doesn't look 3d
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>>72985324
Temples
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>>72985446
i'm doing one of the less memey social "sciences" at a rustler group and i don't really notice any of that stuff
i think it's more prevalent at bad universities 2bh
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>>72985434
Oh really? Well sometimes in lectures the lecturers will always bring up Brexit and then as a throwaway comment associate with homophobia or whatever. If you have a facebook then you'll see all the dumbest shit being shared. There's always 'revolutionaries' or tiny-scale protesters around the campus too, handing out leaflets about shit from the patriarchy to petitions to Trump, sometimes with banners.
"shoved down your throat" is a strong term yeah but I don't think it's too far from it desu
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scum journalists now out doing live reports in a 6 hour special on the flooding in brisbane.

set up cameras in poor areas and film people's misery. fuck journalists
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>>72985482
can you say that on vocaroo?
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>>72985496
is it as bad as 2011?
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my calves are comically thin
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>>72985518
haha same, it's a good joke though
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my calves are thinly comical
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I can not fathom how we will be better off after Brexit haha I think the baby boomers given us one final big fuck you before enter their care homes (staffed with poles)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH0kSgug9XE

enjoyed this one
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>>72985491
do you study politics or something similar? obvs have a facebook but don't really see much activism from the uni lot on there

I dunno i'm final year so I'm either in the library or at home, avoid the SU like the plague and I guess that's where that stuff would happen

Is your uni a rustler?
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>>72985512
nah nowhere near. there's a decent amount of flooding but it's all in the low lying areas (obviously)

2011 was tonnes worse but this is the worst flooding since then
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thought about "toilet bog fart" today and spat on myself in mirth
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Here's the quick rundown of the bombpill
>Maiar bow to Bombdanoff
>In contact with Ainur
>Possesses Music-like abilities
>Taxes Gondor with an iron but fair fist
>Owns castles & estates throughout Middle-Earth
>Direct forebear of the ancient Elendil blood line
>Will bankroll the first human cities on Valinor (Bombdanoff's Landing will be be the first city)
>Owns 99% of Uruk-hai breeding research facilities in Middle-Earth
>First human-Valar babies will in all likelihood be Bombdanoff babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence in Middle-Earth has only existed deep in Numenorian schools & Mordor
>Ancient Dwarven drinking songs tell of an eagle who will descend on Middle-Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>He owns Palantir observatories throughout Middle-Earth
>You likely have Bombdabugs inside you right now
>Bombdanoff is in regular communication with the creator Eru Illuvatar, forwarding the Ainulindale to his Maiar. Who do you think set up the meeting between the High King & Gandalf (First meeting between the two) and arranged the wizard's first trip to the Shire in history literally a few years earlier to the Baggins hole in Hobbiton?
>He learned fluent moonrunes in under a week
>Kingdoms and empires entrust their gold reserves with the Bomb. There's no gold in Minas Tirith, only Chez Bombdanoff
>He is about three ages old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from Ea to the end of Arda. We don't know his ultimate plan yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.
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>>72985550
Has Shia finally given up or is he trying it again?
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>>72985577
Apparently going to Finland next.
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>>72985503
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>>72985577
not sure, only following it passively
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>>72985588
hopefully ylilauta would fuck with him
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>>72985563
Not politics but yeah humanities - brexit and trump and whatever are 100% unrelated to my course they just like to bring it up, it's just a bit of fun for the lecturers i think
Yeah I'm a rustler, but I'm first year and never have to do anything so I very rarely bother going to anything either (but for different reasons to you haha x)
Don't think I've ever even been to the SU though
>>
daily reminder for daily reminder issuers to issue their daily reminders
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>>72985607
replacing it with a spurdo flag would be ebin
>>
daily reminder: Don't you EVER tell me what to do you cunt
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#388

I get SJW shit every week on average (law student)

>mandatory course included work on critical race theory, critical feminist theory, post-structuralism, and the "dying relevance of the Westphalian nation state"
>my current dean thinks we must allow any third world person with health issues free access to our healthcare
>after the quebec city incident, one of my profs had us pass around a signature form, getting us to sign a letter to our MP about condemnation of islamophobia
>profs apologize for having too many white male judges
>prof insulted lord denning himself for being a racist
>profs always change gender-specific language in cases to gender neutral
>I've seen "wear a hijab day" at least half a dozen times since I started here
>our washrooms are now all gender neutral and they've removed the man/woman symbols
>first day of school we had a ceremony from the aboriginal band telling us we were on their unceded territory and that in exchange for them letting us study here we had to commit to advancing their land title claims in our careers
>was strongly encouraged by my professor to come to school on the weekend to research ways around the safe third country agreement (in effect meant to allow the outpouring of hundreds of thousands of american refugees to come to Canada and demand a hearing)
>have simply lost track of how many times we're told that minorities/women/etc face all sorts of discrimination. On one occasion I was cold called by a professor in class, asking me what advantages I think I benefited from
>had an argument in class with a literal ftm transexual who was trying to argue that non-disclosure of HIV status before unprotected sex shouldn't be punished (its currently sexual assault)
>every person uses the word "partner" instead of boyfriend/girlfriend, because those are gender active words and you're implicitly condoning heteronormative culture
>one guy in my class brought a coffee mug with the words "male tears" to every single class
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>>72985666
read all of this and enjoyed every word. keep up the good posts mate
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the green letters
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>>72985674
I could probably write a novella about all the shit I've had to put up with. Interested?
>>
>>72985666
dire if true
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>>72985676
stop avatar fagging this ugly goblin
>>
>>72985666
Jesus christ, I knew it was worse in america but what the fuck

>>72985696
think he was being a bit sarcastic x
>>
funnily enough a lot of my non white professors laugh at political correctness stuff
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>>72985623
who is this burnt wench?

>>72985666
haha canada
i unironically don't mind any of these things except coercing you into signing that form, wear a hijab day, and the mandatory course on race theory
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>>72985702
Very true. It's probably just as bad in UK law schools, seeing as how most of my profs went to Oxford at some point. And it's only getting worse.
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>>72985730
>the most intelligent people end up the most sjw
woah... really makin me think...
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>>72985730
Lol no Oxford does have some mental shit but I think what you've described is simply too much American/Canadian levels of 'sjw' even for Britain
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>>72985723
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>>72985730
well I studied biology so even though all the profs would be turbolefties they don't really get opportunity to bring it up, and gender-neutral shite woudn't fly or work sense in that region of science

thats pretty fucking depressing though
>>
My law professor was a bantermerchant and constantly slagged off the EU so fu
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>>72985730
>>72985753
>>72985754
>>72984540
>>72984354
stop inveigling me
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>>72985778
>literally voting for less white people

ah yes
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>>72985730
the law lads i know are all right wing jews lol
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never had sex
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>attaching an italian spastic to all of your posts
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>>72985754

Oh yeah one more addition now that you've brought it up. There was a girl I took a number of classes who would unironically use the phrase "white supremacist capitalist heternormative patriachy"

Whether we were in corporate law or jurisprudence, she worked it in there. And in one of our classes on critical feminist theory, there was a mini applause after one of her more impassioned speeches. Funny enough that class was the day after the Trump election so it was a highly entertaining accord filled with tears.
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>>72985812
have you tried being yourself?
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>>72985490
>Rustler group

confirmed retard
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>>72985776
i'm a big guy for you.
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>>72985778
link to quote
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listening to the history of english podcast
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>>72985831
yes
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>>72985832
bait? also im hungry now fuck you lol
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fuck niggers
>>
Perfectly Awesome Killer Instinct
>>
>separate sweaty arse cheeks
>sits on your face

This is your destiny
Your fate
>>
>it was just a hologram
>teleports in front of YOUR face
>spreads ballbag
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Wonderfully Ostentatious Girls
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Poles and Lithuanians being replaced with Pakistanis and Somalis.
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i've cracked the code!
>>
Is this the patricians ASMR?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2ztcBCanOg
>>
Clever Old Oliver Nicholson
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>>72985989
queer
>>
>>72985961
Somalia isn't even part of the common wealth though.
>>
>>72985868
It's russell group you absolute fuckwit.
>>
>>72985989
please stop posting that thing, this is a blueboard
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Randall Obliviously Relieves Katherine's Enema
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>>72985998
the commonwealth literally does nothing to ease migration
its as hard for a canadian to come here as a yank
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>>72986032
I know.

See:
>>72985961
>>72985778
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new thread phimosis you tubby fuck
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Brexit was the right call. Just give it 10 years before Turkey joins.
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>>72986007
it's called the (jimmy) rustler group, you absolute fuckwit
it's the oldest """""joke"""""" in the fucking book lad
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What's going on here?
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>>72986032
>mention commonwealth
>bring up the tiny amount of white nations in it

wew
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thailad how much in rent ya pay each month
>>
>>72986066
It's a fucking Reddit joke, you boring cunt
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>>72986091
it appears to have done the trick though
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>blocks your path
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Is /brit/ the whitest thread on /int/?
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>>72986109
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>>72986090
http://www.thaiapartment.com/
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>>72986128
>getting easily triggered by poor quality humour
sounds like you should hop straight on back to there yourself lad
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>>72986123
Yes
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The Matrix was 35 years ago.
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doing a poo
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ban all faith schools and become a secular republic when? then we can stop bending over backwards for judaism and islam
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>>72986149
>comes from reddit
>tells other people to go back there
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>>72986086
i mentioned ONE country in the commonwealth and america because they're a good example you piece of shit dukb cunt kilurself
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>so anon the challenge is here. warrior against warrior, sword against sword, fist against fist. ON GUARD!
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>>72986196
Why do we need one when this is still in use, you daft cunt?
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>>72986212
>>72986212
>>72986212
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>>72986196
i'd make one but i know some twat would beat me to it by like 6 femtoseconds
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