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out in a boot edition
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>>72983382
My hurt burns with a fiery passion...wait...gahhh, fucking heart burn.
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the gf
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Daily reminder to get /fit/
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first for anime is not gay
except when ti is NOT FIRST ANYMORE REEEEEEEE
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A couple of hockey players came up to the produce stand the other day
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/cum/, honestly, I have to say that you are very stupid.

Not only are you asking for 20,000 quality posts all of a sudden to make up for years of shitposting, and a few quality threads (which you don't need and don't deserve).

I personally hope /cum/ dies, and a proper general like /anglo/ or /usa/ is once again reborn.

This piece of crap you call a general has nothing to do with an image board anymore. It is the craphole of /int/, with the worst janitors ever pushed out of your asshole. You've done nothing for /cum/ fans other than allow the 12 year old noobs to overrun the place.

I like to think of /cum/ as a giant room, filled with thousands and thousands of bottom feeding rats shitting and pissing all over themselves, until finally being caught in the giant mousetrap that is the Janny.

You may live for a little while, but you're going to be pissing and shitting all over yourself. And then you'll get banned, and then you'll cry. And then wonder why you gave ten dollars to someone who hasn't even left his teens yet.
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>tfw no american bf to ravage my boipucci
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>>72983415
>tfw benching 135 easy for once

based accessories
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>>72983382
How does a burger know about letterkenny?
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>>72983429
dibs
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>>72983424
(Thy)
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>tfw no Canadian bf to cuddle with in the wilds of Montana
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>>72983446
frick off homos
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>>72983446
I-I'm here, anon~
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pls may i come to Canada? It's not going to be harder for me because I'm white is it?
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>>72983424
Did you say /Dixie/ general, because I'm pretty sure you justified a /Dixie/ general. The Midwesterners and Californians are ruining /cum/ with terrible shitposts.
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hey toadposters, I got something for ya!
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>>72983458
Teach me how to survive the winters and I'll be yours forever
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>>72983433
>tfw used to be able to bench over lmao 1pl8
welp
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>>72983478
hey dickhead, I called dibs. the boyhole is mine
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>>72983472
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>>72983461
Sure. I don't know.
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>>72983478
It's simple! You just have to come join me in my warm bed under the sheets! ^.^
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Homosexuality will NOT be tolerated in /cum/
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>>72983503
respect the rule of dibs, you fucking homo. I'm calling the mods
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this
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/cum/ is so fucking bad at baiting my god
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>>72983503
Will do!
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>>72983530
No! Please don't!
Janny-chan hates me enough ;n;
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>>72983546
Mmmm~
You're so warm :3
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>>72983546
>>72983559
get outta here ya freaks
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tfw no personal asmr gf
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the pizza is pretty good. they didn't cut it very well though
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>>72983559
*notices bulge*
0wo wat's this
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*makes the window for /cum/ really small*
that'll teach you fags not to post gay shit
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Do you ever stop and think "Hey, I'm a grown man posting Japanese cartoon pictures that I've saved on my computer to an anonymous imageboard and attempting to be cute. What am I doing with my life?" ?
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>>72983571
did you put ananas on it, or atleast bananas?
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DON'T BE LEWD
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>>72983597
>attempting
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>>72983589
Oooo, don't mind me >3<
I guess I get a little too excited, teehee~
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Do you ever stop and think "Hey, I'm a grown man complaining about Japanese cartoon pictures on an anonymous Japanese cartoon imageboard and attempting to be snarky. What am I doing with my life?" ?
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>>72983597
nope
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Do you ever stop and think "Holy fuck I'm canadian. What am I doing with my life" ?
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Do you ever stop and think "Hey, I'm a grown man complaining about Japanese cartoon pictures on an anonymous Japanese cartoon imageboard and attempting to be snarky. What am I doing with my life?" ?
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aaaaaaaaARRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGH
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>>72983617
i always knew i could count on you
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WOW IM SO GAY I WANT SUM COQ x__ddDD ANY QT BOIS ( FEMALE) HERE
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>>72983600
just pepperoni and cheese
>>72983608
ha
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>>72983611
It's ok bb
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We need to have high quality discussion on /cum/. I'll start by showing you this cool trick.
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just devoured two 5 day old hotdog weiners
they were sorta hard and weird
oh well
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Who /FvD/ here?
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>>72983621
I literally just stopped and thought that. woah
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>>72983641
yes :D
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>>72983621
>>72983628
>>72983629
Hit a nerve didn't I animefags
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>>72983695
wait

do dogs not have eyebrows
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>>72983641
Me me! Pick me!

>>72983647
I am a little bit tired -3-
You can wrap your arms around me and squeeze me gently while you sleep~ <3
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im deleting my anime reaction folder
i can post the folder if you want, if you promise to never use them here
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>>72983706
gib
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those hotdogs dont feel like they're going down so well
maybe i made a mistake
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>>72983705
I had something else in mind
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>>72983702
Course they do
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>>72983467
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>>72983713
https://my.mixtape.moe/lmybgs.zip
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>>72983741
K-k-kissing?!
Don't be so straight forward! We have just met!~

(also lewd ;3;)
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How is this stuff, Mexibros?
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>>72983764
But I can feel something special between us already!
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FUCK OFF HOMOS
and from Montana at that. I thought you guys were cool
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what the FUCK is going on in this thread
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>>72983788
I'm not from Montana
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>>72983788
they aren't from Montana. conway just wants to live up there in that area
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>tfw i was going to regret drinking this much until conway and the other guy started homoposting this much
WELP
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>>72983803
Buncha flamin' homosexuality if you ask me
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>>72983757
Thank you friend
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>>72983439
Someone in the lady thread posted it.
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>tfw no beefy bf to protect me from the √ ̅muzzies
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>>72983787
Y-you really think so?
Well, I don't want to be rude, I guess...~
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DRUMPF IS BEING IMPEACHED

DRUMPF IS BEING IMPEACHED

I REPEAT

DRUMPF IS BEING IMPEACHED

DRUMPFKINS = BTFO FOR GOOD

HILLARY VINDICATED

MIKE PENCE ON SUICIDE WATCH

SANDERS TO TAKE PLACE AS PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF PUTIN

DRUMPF IS BEING IMPEACHED

DRUMPF IS BEING IMPEACHED

I REPEAT

DRUMPF IS BEING IMPEACHED
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*makes a good thread edition*
*a couple of baseball players ruin it*
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>>72983850
>Mike Pence on suicide watch
I thought he would've been next in line in the situation that this happens?
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>>72983439
I've always known about letterkenny. pretty funny guys. is it just a canadian thing? didn't know. guess I live close enough anyway
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I hate the gays because of threads like these
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>>72983877
NOPE, HE IS IN COLLUSION WITH DRUMPF AND RUSSIA, AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED
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>>72983850
All according to my master plan
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>>72983877
an establishment republican
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>>72983415
>>72983433
>tfw no idea how much you bench because dips are better
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>>72983899
I still want to kick cruz in the teeth
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>4.8/5
HOLY SHIT

BTFO STATUS= DRUMPF'D
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>>72983850
>they would have to impeach 6 people before an independent takes over
What's the end game here

>>72983848
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>>72983850
Heh...Think again...kid...
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>>72983850
so will he be in power soon?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtL4EyGQQJ4

MANDATORY /CUM/ VIEWING
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done watching tallafornia swipe
promised myself i would play a gam instead of just watch youtube and shitpost here but guess what i did anwyay
anyway how about a new youtube series thats funny but not too involving?
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>>72983952
we can only dream
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>>72983939
Me on the left~
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>>72983932
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>>72983948
"Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the White House tomorrow."
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>>72983952
Mike "Homosexual medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rSBmOgpcDE
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>people pretend to dislike both presidential candidates in order to seem like they actually know what they're talking about
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>>72984006
Joke's on you, I think being a centralist and not being a centralist are equally bad. What are you gonna do now?
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>>72984006
>people dislike Hillary
Nope, only suburban and rural retards, aka non people
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>tfw conway stops acknowledging your posts
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>>72983968
>so you wanna know what happened?
we already know what happened asshole
the whole world knows
what sort of hook is that
cant write a commercial for shit, not gonna read a pseudo-childrens book meant for adults by you
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>>72984028
Only redsitors and California unironically like shillary
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>>72984006
Joke's on you, I wanted El Rato
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>>72984006
I'm a radical centrist. I work my brain out at the library.
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Oyster Bay is a nigger faggot
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>>72984055
this
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>>72984006
I hate the both equally though.
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>>72983968
>implying the pantsuit actually campaigned
>not enuf rymez
>4.8 star rating
3.1 at most
why would (((they))) lie to use
why would good reads lie to us?
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>>72984031
Other people started posting again
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I’ll never forget the Post-It note I left my daughter on election night. In reality, it was more like three in the morning and I hovered near her dresser, my heart breaking, thinking, I can skip this, right? I don’t need to write, “Trump won,” because then it would be real, and I can’t even believe this right now. Is this the Twilight Zone? I mean seriously. If I run into that wall over there, will I wake up?

The two minutes I spent in my daughter’s room hovering in a silent existential crisis will be with me forever. I wrote the note, I left it on her dresser, and she woke up a few hours later and ripped it to shreds.
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>>72984073
oh i see how important i am to you congay ;_;
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?
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Why didn't you vote for her /cum/

https://youtu.be/aoXDe8HxHBA

>>72984092
Both of us suck at it
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>>72984078
you don't have kids
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>>72983850
where does it say that
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Your welcome I saved the thread
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>tfw you start to smile with the half of your face that has been scarred a bunch
noticeably easier to smile with that side than the other normal side
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>>72984028
See
>>72984063
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>>72984141
ouster bay more like ouster GAY
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>tfw no Hillary GILF gf
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>>72984141
Thank you.
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>>72984182
>hey granson
>maybe i could be your gf for the night?
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Permaban all mobile posters.
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>>72984192
I got a half chub brev I'm a little ashamed
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>>72984163
>tfw you will never experience the /pol/ rage experienced by /pol/ in another universe when Hillary won
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>>72984182

>tfw no congay gf
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>>72984193
If you did that then I won't be able to look like I'm texting somebody but I'm really just posting on 4chan in public to look like a normie
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tfw no mommy gf
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>Region empty, no flag yet or you did not set.
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>>72984193
I'm gonna switch to mobile soon just to piss you off :^)
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her o-face
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my girlfriend said she's take me trail horseback riding this simmer
sounds fun right?
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>>72984213
I'm not a grill and u aren't gay
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>>72984193
wheres your extra flag
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>>72984247
>he only has two flags
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>>72984245
how old are you?
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>>72984242
>horseback riding
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https://youtu.be/t7RZTlzXHmo
>8 years ago
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>>72984266
Between 18 and 24
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>>72984265
the city is live is quite small compared to us a towns
its for privacy reasons
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>>72984268
forgot pic

>>72984266
he's 19
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>>72984242
she wants to castrate you
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Goodnight /cum/
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>>72984273
if you are 21+ get on hrt and be my mommy gf
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>>72984289
*geld
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>>72984245
>tfw no conway friend to have a nice cider with

>>72984268
what's wrong with that? I haven't been in years
>>72984277
how small?
>>72984289
that's gross you meanies
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misato from nge would be a good mommy gf
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>>72984298
>implying I want to look like a goblin for 6+ years until my body fills out

>>72984312
I love cider
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craving donairs boys

jesus has cursed me with a bottomless stomach but has also gifted me with high metabolism
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>>72984312
The horse is riding her bud
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>>72984312
population is less than 300 000
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>>72984329
>less than 300,000
>small
You aren't fooling me, Espoo
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>>72984320
we'll do a dual suicide before that

you'll provide for me and I'll have a brief but successful writing career and then we'll kill ourselves
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>let the horse ease into you, anon
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literally me
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>>72984342
fu fu
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>>72984242
Now I can't use any version of this pepe for 24 hours, and I just got a Cascadia version. Why do you do this?

But sounds fun bud, enjoy your pony ride.
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need mommy gf and bohemian lifestyle
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eating mac n cheese rn
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>>72984242
if it sounds too good to be true it probably is
>>
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>>72984347
>suicide
idk if I like you that much bud
>>
foreskin
>>
>tfw we'll never get a good Ender's Game adaptation
Forgot how fucking awful this movie is
>>
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>>72984358
Pepe saturation posting may be messy, but it is a necessity of modern memetic warfare.
>>
>>72984391
that doesnt matter, love romantic doesnt matter, read Dazai
>>
i want a euromilf
>>
>>72984329
that's pretty big. my town is 12,000
>>72984320
who doesn't?
>>72984327
that's gross.
>>72984358
wow that's one good pepe friend. mind if I save it?
>pony ride
I don't think it's a pony. we'd use her grandma's horses and she does have a 1/2 pony 1/2 horsey but it's to old. funny, it actually used to be my grandparents and they kept it at my house because we had a 3 acre empty pasture.

>>72984405
the book was good if a remember right
>>72984381
it just sounds regular good
>>
what should i fap to, buds?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhgiiVddR5c
>anime
>>
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>>72984427
Thierry
>>
>>72984437
picked the fuck up
>>
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>>72984427
/aco/
>>
>>72984424
can you walk to canada?
>>
>>72984424
>the book was good if a remember right
I liked the one from Bean's perspective more but whatever, it's not like it matters

>>72984411
>read Dazai
Give me a quick bogdown on Dazai
>>
>>72984369
I just want a titcow gf to forcefully asphyxiate me with her chest meat
>>
>>72984437
Wow
>>
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When the FvD Reich comes for you they will remember who Thierry posted and who didnt
>>
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>>72984437
>that much cute
>robotgirl transformer
sign me up
>>
what happens whne you drink more than 30oz of liquor in one night
>>
>>72984490
Will you vouch for me?
>>
>>72984457
kinda. the border is 4.2 miles. I can't cross the border there though. even if you hang out near the border the border patrol get's anxious and questions you.
once right after I got my license I was driving around the border trying to find my friends house and a border patrol car started to follow me but then he saw who I was(I was friends with his son) and he left me alone
>>
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>>72984410
True, also, speaking of messes, I'm giving this another go.
>>
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stop drinking
>>
>>72984519
Reply hazy, try again
>>
>It's a "Calgary-kun needs to get his stomach pumped again" episode
>>
>>72984538
ya probably

>>72984542
nice joke fagatron
>>
>>72984565
>it's a whatcom get's sad because he can't drink
>>
>>72984565
>again
>implying
they only have ever giving me anti seizure meds
except the one time they had to restrain me and sedate me BUT other than that
im havin a good time and you PEOPLE are tyring to rui9n it
>>
i move is 2 days, gonna get banned from as many boards as possible
>>
>a fucking cowboy hat
>"whatcom"
what a world
>>
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>>72984522
No
>>
>>72984581
>he doesn't get upperclassmen or family to buy him liquor

>>72984589
>im havin a good time
>
You need some fucking help
>>
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>>72984601
what do you plan to post?
>>
>>72984612
>You need some fucking help
i cooked hamburgers fuck you if i want to drink a little after so what who cares
>>
>>72984601
godspeed
>>
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>>72984639
>a little
>>
>>72984612
my family is across the state and are against underage drinking
I know a few guys who said they would buy me whatever but idk, I don't feel right about it.
>>72984602
your post confuses me
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>>72984636
from personal experience it's quite hard to get banned on some boards without getting global'd

off-topic shitposting typically does the trick although /trash/ and /b/ seem impossible to get banned from without global ban
>>
>>72984657
well to be fair i still got a chunk in a 1 liter glass as opposed to the bottles
still more than regularly do though
i luv that think so highly of me u fukbutt
>>
calgary kun is a jobless abo with a drinking problem
>>
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>ywn btfo the rest of the government and address them in latin
feels bad man
>>
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Stop using technology
>>
>>72984680
that looks and sounds like he lost all the impractical jokers challenges
>>
Do you burn calories fapping?
>>
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>mods on /int/ always hand out global bans even when it's just for lewdposting or saying nigger
WHAT GIVES THEM THE FUCKING RIGHT

>>72984676
I don't want you to hurt yourself
>>
>>72984461
the first major post war japanese author

his career really starts with "Schoolgirl" a stream of consciousness novella in which a young girl laments her social role

two of his major novels are "No Longer Human" and "The Setting Sun"
"No Longer Human" is semi-autobiographical and largely deals with alienation, human relationships, and the failure of romantic love to provide fulfillment
"The Setting Sun" returns again to social roles and the dissolution in post-war Japan, as well as the themes of romantic love

imo his best works are Schoolgirl and Blue Bamboo, a book of short stories

In his personal life he was born wealthy to lesser nobility and felt guilty for this his entire life, he didn't serve in the war due to TB, he attempted suicide multiple times and with multiple women until it worked (the women always died), he struggled with morphine addiction and depression, and remains very popular in Japan today
>>
>>72984709
no
>>
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>impractical jokers
>>
>>72984712
the banhammer falls easily and swiftly on gay anime posting racists
>>
>>72984712
>I don't want you to hurt yourself
wew lad
if theres going to be any serious of that stuff it's going to be 100% death
read up on the 4 winds shotgun :^)
>>
>>72984709
you burn calories by simply existing
>>
LARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>72984712
The most I've got in all my time blatantly shitposting here is a warning for posting a "this user is x" image. tf you doin
>>
>>72984730
wew

I'll look him up then, sounds interesting
>>
should I stay here or play a video game?
>>72984759
I haven't gotten anything ever. it makes me mad
>>
at any rate i should go to sleep :^)
>>
>>72984759
>tf you doin
Posting lewds from /hm/ and /rus/

>>72984770
Goodnight bud
>>
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>i should go to sleep
>>
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>>72984781
mods doing good, we need less gay here
>>
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Stop reading literature written by depressed losers and start reading books by the successful
>>
tries to type upsidedown*
*falls off bed*
>>
>>72984764
hes one of my favorites

there is still a lot of untranslated works by him though which is the case with a lot of Japanese literature
>>
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Stop using my image in your memes
>>
*laughs*
>>
besdides my suicide mahchine needs more filing
>>
>>72984864
Are the translations for those books you mentioned any good?
>>
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stop being a worthless mgtow beta loser
>>
>>72984874
are you the same canadian who was filing a pipe?
>>
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Start being a blairite
>>
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>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
*cums in a prostitute*
wow suddenly im alpha now
>>
do you like gambling? I like gambling
>>
Reminder that history will prove that Blair was right all along
>>
>>72984895
yeah
>>
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>>72984933
This, 3 terms wasnt enough
>>
>>72984928
*injects u with the AIDS*
heh
>>
>>72984928
Never post again
>>
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THINGS
>>
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>Yesterday upon the stairs I saw a man who wasn't there he wasn't there again today I wish I wish he'd go away

One fucking spooky nursery rhyme wtf
>>
>>72984929
No, I don't like it.
>>
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>>72984961
CAN ONLY GET BEEETAAAH
>>
LADS
hilarious jokes i could play on myself:
go buy more alcohol tonight before the store closes
don't do the latter
EITHER WAY LOL
>>
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>*cums in a prostitute*
>wow suddenly im alpha now
>>
>>72984885
yes

but for No Longer Human you should read the translators notes to understand how he wrote the pronouns in Japanese
>>
>>72984972
why not?
>>
couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a koala mate
>>
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THEY CAN ONLY GET

THEY CAN ONLY GET

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW

THIIINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTA!
>>
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>>72984984
Alright then. Guess I finally have something to read now
>>
Do Mexicans ever look at their northern brothers and wish they were colonised by the British instead?
>>
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>>72985009
Why the fuck would you read a book by a depressed old man about the mind and insight of a young girl he could never understand?
>>
>>72985028
I need something non lewd to do while I'm not in class
>>
>>72985039
Origami
>>
neopets
>>
>>72985039
my friend says she spend all her time on buzzfeed when she aint got shit to do
you could try that
>>
>>72985065
I already spend more time here than I'd like
>>
>>72985055
origami is p chill
>>
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>>72985039
Here, read this instead

https://openaccess.leidenuniv.nl/bitstream/handle/1887/19141/Baudet%20PhD%20proof.pdf?sequence=10
>>
>>72985058
my ex played neopets :(
>>
>>72985081
Do it. Anything creative is good for the mind and soul.
>>
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>>
tell me about your personalities, /cum/

also why do people in your country remove parts of a baby's penis at birth?
>>
>>72985141
nice
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I
>>
>>72985148
why are pacific islanders so fat
>>
>>72985142
>also why do people in your country remove parts of a baby's penis at birth?

ran by jews
>>
>>72985141
>>72985147
Stinky dumb commie scum
>>
>>72985148
I could heem that abo with a croc tied to my legs
>>
>>72985142
>also why do people in your country remove parts of a baby's penis at birth?
Because the Corn Flakes man convinced everyone that it would keep people from masturbating
>>
conway is a very interesting being

one minute he's a staunch christian conservative, the next minute he's flirting with other men knowingly and roleplaying as an anime girl on a laotian yarn spinning forum
>>
>parents wouldn't let me pierce my ears as a kid
>literally chopped my penis skin off because the (((they))) told them to
>>
quite like the keyboard on my new laptop buds

one of the best things about it
>>
>>72985198
>not fostering an intense hatred of yourself until it drives you to suicide
Doing it wrong
>>
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>>72985198
He's my gf
>>
>>72985198
he's a strange man.
>manlet
>nerd
>gay
>conservative
>spanish
>not wealthy I think but don't really remember
it's a strange mix
>>
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>>72985210
>ear piercings
>piercings, ever
>>
will probably piece my nipples desu
maybe a bellybutton removal as well
>>
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>>72985224
Ur not gay, sadly
>>
more than likely just the latter
>>
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>roommate is complaining that his "girlfriend" keeps fucking other guys and isnt convinced their "a thing" even though as he says "they've been hooking up for 4 months"
Is this normal? Lmao
>>
>>72985191
did it work or did someone just invent lube?
>>
i plan on getting a total of 18 piercings and 3 (three) tattoos
>>
>>72985267
what a tosser
>>
>>72985265
I only do the latter on /cum/
>>
its raining snow again...
>>
>>72985280
16much1me
>>
>>72985294
isn't that just snowing?
>>
>>72985267
This is what happens when the state stops prosecuting degeneracy
>>
>>72985297
for what it is worth 12 of the piercings will be on my ears

>>72985294
same here, i hate snow
>>
>>72985298
ah i guess thats the right term for it
one week ago there was thunder
>>
>>72985294
we had some sleet shit coming down the other night here
i just want it to be winter again
>>
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Friendly reminder that he was the ONLY choice buy y'all fucked it up. Now we have to live with the drumpfster fire.
>>
>>72985300
>conway
>calling someone degenerate
>>72985309
thunder is cool
>>
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>>72985315
>>
>>72985315
>electing a manlet to the most powerful office
yea no
>>
>>72985315
BANE?
>>
>>72985328
i prefer rain without thunder
thunder removes the calmness off the rain
>>
>>72985315
>dude audit the fed lmao
Absolute meme of a candidate

>>72985328
It just means that I know it when I see it
>>
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>>72985300
>adultery isnt punishable by law

>>72985315
I supported Rand... at first but it was clear he was selling out to business interests/neo cons to gain support an appeal he also wasnt forceful enough. Rand needs to clean up his act. I wish he wasnt from Kentucky, he needs to expand beyond issues other than "muh coal" which only hurts him to everyone from outside the state but you can't help that
>>
>>72985344
I love light rain. it's nice
>>
>>72985344
>thunder removes the calmness off the rain
Not when it's far off and lasts for a good 15 seconds

>>72985352
>>adultery isnt punishable by law
Should be punishable by 10 years in prison
>>
>tfw just got back AGAIN fromt he booze shop
>afariad your roommates are starting to box you in from various intelligence services
>>
cant believe these teenage girls conned me into paying 5 bucks for this shitty bar of chocolate
>>
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>>72985352
you wouldn't want to be the cuck who loses his own state would ya?????
>>
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>>72985344
Thunder is maximally comfy.
Sidestory: once had a gf that used to get turned on by it.
>>
>>72985380
Like when Drumpf lost New York to Hillary?
>>
>>72985406
she was a senator there
>>
>be two different leaves
>make two different, but equally boring, blog posts
>>
>>72985406
um no sweetie
>>
>>72985419
Drumpfdy dumpfdy was born and is located there as well
>>
>>72985422
>be yank
>complain about canada

like pottery
>>
>>72985426
>what is a population heat map
>>
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>>be two different leaves
>>make two different, but equally boring, blog posts
>>
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it got scared by my camera
>>
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>>72985426
>rural and suburban retards.png
>>
>>72985426
where's westchester, manhattan and long island you dumb drumpfkin
>>
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>fuckingidiot.jpg
>>
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>>fuckingidiot.jpg
>>
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>1482004497108.jpg
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>>72985444
right here stain
>>
>>72985440
good post
>>
what is the longest /cum/ has gone without making a new thread?
>>
72985430
I have nothing much against canada, but you're clearly part of why canadians are the current punching bag of 4chinz
>>
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>good post
>>
>>72985457
1000 posts because images got disabled. Thread was a shit, don't let the other posters fool you
>>
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You are stretching out your legs between shitposting sessions right buds?
>>
ur mom
>>
>>72985469
has there ever been a good cum thread?
>>
Make a new
>>
where the fuck is the new
>>
>>72985502
the next one (someone make it)
>>
>>72985502
Fake news
>>
>>72985502
all /cum/ threads are good threads by nature
>>
>>72985526
>>72985526
>>
>>72985526
>>72985526
>>72985526
new-nouveau
>>
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>>72985502
If I feel like quality posting sometimes
>>
new
>>72985534
>>72985534
>>72985534
>>
>>72985774
i was being sarcastic you retard
>>
>>72985805
Fag
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