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>>72980422
Shit thread

Up the RA

>>72980422
Shit taste

they're all exceptionally hairy


coincidence?

>>72980422
shit, shit, shit, EXTREMELY shit, dunno

>>72980447

babestation

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>the United Kingdom will cease to exist by 2020

Thanks brexidiots

shit edition

>>72980480
Good

go to bed you idiots

>>72980480
scotland are more hassle than theyre worth

in the long term if scotland leaves and maybe even if NI leaves (doubt) england would be better off

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gf just sent me this

when I had a gf we literally fucked at least 6 times a week

honestly got tiring and just didnt feel like doing it at times

Can feel one of my toes scraping the end of this shoe I bought as part of a pair a few months ago

NOT happy

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I don't have a "waifu" as you call it, but Emilia Clarke is exceptionally pretty.

>>72980397
tried it once, woke up from a dream having a sex weewee in bed

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>no hairy sjw gf to nag me about feminism
life isn't really worth living, is it lads?

>>72980515
too white

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>>72980513
>NI leaves (doubt)
>(doubt)

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>>72980513
Scotland here, this. We're in the best possible position we can possibly be in by constantly threatening to do an indy. If only the SNP weren't clueless retards

>>72980522
Almost like you have the option to not fuck 6 times a week

I'd prefer something like 3, maybe 2 times a week. Let things build up a bit and remove the idea that it's some kind of necessary daily thing.

>>72980547
'sheed

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>>72980515
0/10

my gf just sent me this

chinese monkey

>>72980562
Wales is poorer than Scotland and NI but it gets given less government money.

Does not compute.

>>72980534
Why do you ask her if she wants to be your waifu?

>>72980587
regret to inform you that your so-called "gf" is actually a japanese cartoon drawing, better known in certain circles as "anime"

>>72980550
>>72980594
its poorer but its more stable

Absolutely obsessed with this song desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp43OdtAAkM

Had it on repeat today while I was bombing about the local rural roads. I got through a third of a tank (£20) in 16 miles.

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Going for a stroll

>>72980594
Because Wales is part of England for some spending

>>72980566
nah she was horny as fuck. think part of the reason we broke up was because my sex drive wasnt high enough for her

>>72980622
It's more stable because no one in Wales ever bothers with anything ever. We must be the most complacent people in Britain by far, happy to live in a shit heap.

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the original wojak, made by me

>>72980594
It's almost as if Scotland has a disproportionately good setup by being in the UK
If I lived in a shit part of England or Wales I'd be happy for Scotland doing an indy

>>72980550
Someone post the graph where support for a united Ireland is under 20%. Kills these delusional idiots everytime

>>72980649
manlet

I also love the Chromatics version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgv88ZLi6LY

Trump'll be impeached before July

>wales most famous export is ian watkins
MEGA LOLZ

>>72980695
absolute banger

sheep fucker

>NI
>Poor, gets subsidised
>Wales
>Poor, doesn't get subsidised
>Scotland
>Not poor, gets subsidised
Hmmm yeah doing a think on this one

>>72980717
you're getting a bit too big for your boots here mate

>>72980741
Thanks for the free water and uni!

>>72980695
Good taste

>>72980781
No.

>>72980741
Some of Scotland is pretty poor and shit tbf. Look at Dundee and most of the Glasgow built-up area, but yeah Scots that don't realise how good our position in the UK is now are genuinely too stupid for this planet

>>72980741
scotland is poor though

wales doesn't fight for its right nearly enough. just cucks itself to the massa

>>72980754
im english
even if i wasnt nz still has lucy lawless

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need to wash up

>>72980824
And Meme Alice

>>72980814
mostly because 80% of wales hasn't discovered fire yet

>tfw unironically jewish

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love you all

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Going to do a VR with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtsHzRceSD4

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>>72980422
>she's not there
Gaylord.

>>72980898
>tfw this downy is even less attractive than me

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are there ghosts in /brit/ at night? all we have in /cum/ at night is gay animeposters...

is it possible i fucked my dick up from edging all the time?

every time I pull I cant get it up, but im also always drunk when i pull

all yanks are brainless

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>>72980898
'xed

>>72980934
why are you pulling on your dick?

>>72980934
just take some viagra and use a cock ring, i got a lelo tor 2 which makes the veins on my dick bulge out and adds an extra inch in size to it, but it hurts wearing it because i dont need it

also viagra is proven to be good for heart problems

>>72980957
next remove the yanks

>>72980958
fuck off

>>72980957
where's sersh

>>72980866
oh wow anon, I love you too!

what are you doing there? your back hurt or something?

>>72980974
it's hard to get viagra here if you're not over 40

me on a date
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLmBE4obnho

>>72980974
its not over the counter here

will moot ever return?

>>72980478
good post

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i'm a based alpha redpiller who btfos cucks in the name of kek

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>>72980983
'd

you are all virgins

i am virgin and proud

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1490871581450.webm

this means you aren't a virgin

>>72981092
isn't this illegal?

becoming more and more convinced that I have a mild form of autism

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>The Mayor of London is a man of pakistani heritage who is 5ft 5

72981092
that looks like poland

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>>72981128
are sadiq

third eye status: wide open, can no longer be shut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPGTAR3ODSE

>>72981115
no, it's completely legal

so what was the deal with that attack in London lads???

>>72981049
need that awoo

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What happened to her?

>>72981115
you would literally go to jail for this in most countries

plus i imagine these people get caught soon enough and get the living shit kicked out of them

>>72980853
did you seriously think anybody here would be able to even read that let alone find it entertaining?

>>72980974
>>72981159
well hello there reddit

>>72981159
>>72981115
its set up

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>>72981128

>>72981092
slavs are a disgusting race of people

Thats a bad picture of daisy

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>manlet
>gyno
>brown eyes
>other stuff
It's not fucking fair lads

How noticible is the gyno out of 10 ?

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done the washup and made te

>>72981156
i got all my awoos from the trump general

>>72981198
Nice looking lips their land

>>72981198
Extremely, if I hadn't read the accompanying comment I'd have assumed you were a woman

>overslept my nap
ffs, I missed Question Time

>>72981190
so what she's a roastie with a disabled uterus

Is painting and decorating a dead trade? Most people just do it themselves.

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Is he literally the shortest man in Britain

@72981198
10. KYS you attention-seeking creep

>>72981235
>tfw no blonde blue eyed brit gf

>>72981235
better than boris

>>72981198
can see the gyno from the thumbnail

seriously

chill out with the steroids

>>72981246
british females are dire

>>72981246
you don't deserve a girlfriend. you shouldn't even reproduce

>>72981257
I can't really find myself into much of a disagreement with this post

>>72981246
fuck off leaf

>>72981246
Can't imagine why anyone would fantasise about a British gf
I mean some are alright sure but you're ill if that's your ambition

I think you just like the accents

How do I make sure I get up early in the morning?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=heem&page=3

just read every definition on here

>>72981307
set an alarm

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irish girls are the best

british girls are good; perhaps the best

>>72981307
Alarm

>>72981262
>>72981220
>>72981225
fuck you all

women are retarded, they'd probably just think it's my pecs

>>72981321
screeching

just got an abortion lads

>>72981302
>fuck moi arse luv, me minge is tasty innit
yeah, beautiful accent

>>72981307
set an alarm

>>72981319
arguably even worse than here

>>72981343
was it extremely painful?

>>72981319
>she's having a photo taken
>girl in bg is taking a photo
why are girls such vapid cunts?

>>72981347
>>72981322
>>72981315
*turns alarm off*
*goes back to sleep*

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would prefer a kiwi gf iah

>>72981365
I don't think so

>>72981337
I'm not really sure what's going on with that anymore
cool numbers

>>72981302
their behaviour is mephistophelian

>>72981375
can do this without even remembering slightly that i've been awake

>>72981375
seems like a personal problem

>>72981375
>*goes back to sleep*
there's your problem
don't do that

>>72981337
>1337

nice get

I fucking hate immigrants. I love my country. But these immigrants are not nationals and they are shitting up the country. Fucking deport them all. They're not British.

signing a "become gay" blood pact and I suggest you all do the same

>>72981376
You know they don't believe in vowels?

>>72981423
I suspect this is a double false flag

>>72981423
interesting... do contin-oh shit
*pretends phone is going off*
oop sorry mate gotta take this one
*walks off*

How do suicide pacts work?

>>72981450
False flag on zero levels and if you disagree with it you're fucking retarded.

don't watch proper porn lads i've been addicted to nipslips, upskirt and stuff like that for about 10 years now. that's all i wank to

anyone else?

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

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she has a big head and i love it

>>72981463
retard
>>72981469
can only get off to asians

>>72981469
I wank to other stuff but I similarly do not enjoy proper porn

Choose:
>being a paki
or
>being a white manlet gyno

>>72981468
seems like an opinion lad, it's fine to have different opinions it doesn't make you stupid if you think certain things

>>72981479
NEED this woman in my life lads

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Look lads
He posted it again
How original

big fan of donald pimp

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who is this qt and are there other images i could potentially wank to

oh my days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKjCjr0njHw

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>kill yourselves fucking scumbags

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>>72981479

dumb pirate frogposter

>>72981479
she is seriously so fucking ugly. its a bad sign when I've literally dated a girl more attractive than her

>>72981479
would be fun to bounce her head off the ground

>>72981529
You leave my Betito alone

>>72981499
Why do you think it's ok that non-nationals get to enjoy all the achievements of centuries long nationals? They don't belong here, they shouldn't have been accepted in the first place.

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>tfw registered nurse (male)
>worked 14 hours yesterday with one break
>alone for half of it due to staffing
>getting stick from patients and their families
>one aggressive patient kicked off and had to get security
>nobody to sit with him so had to keep stopping what i was doing to mske sure he was alright
>can't sleep now
>back in at 7am

Made a bad career choice lads.

>>72981469
been almost exclusively into the "candid feet" porn subculture for months now

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>>72981544

>>72981506
fuck off nigger

>>72981550
Alri Mustard

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>the n-word

>n-word

edgy

beto is a good hombre

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>a fucking male nurse

>>72981578
>>72981579
hello niggers

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>>72981556
that sounds like a lot of work

Love when girls do that self hug thing where they smile and raise their shoulders together. So cute

n-word

Nigella

>>72981608
you mean nigger?

>>72981553
>they're enjoying our achievements
what did you contribute to Britain up until 1990? hmmm... nothing perhaps? You haven't earned a place here
and the second bit is more of an opinion as well, feel free to think that but they're here and not getting deported so you might need to take a deep breath and relax

>>72981621
excellent post

>>72981599
what

>>72981599
get a grip you soft twat

For the past month or so the only thing I think about before going to sleep is how nice it would be to have a nice cuddle there with the girl I'm a little bit in love with
I felt less gay when I wanked to traps

you can't even call a black lab nigger anymore, political correctness gone mad

>>72981623
fought in both wars and the falklands in previous lives lad, i have a right to be here

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>n-word

Turned 18 lads.

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anyone else been watching 'this country'?

it's pretty funny, but it seems like kurtan is entirely based off gareth keenan from the office

they actually have the same personality, look and voice

...pirates....

can't even shove bacon through a muslims letterbox anymore lads
political correctness gone mad

>>72981662
alri grandad

>>72981650
when did nigger even become a bad word

>>72981599
i-its like e verything they do is designed to make you either want to snuggle them or have sex with them

fucking scumbags

>tfw the thought police try to stop you burning crosses on people's lawns

using it again damn

kill yourselves

>>72981662
fuck off back to lereddit kiddo
t. 20 year old superior adult

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>>72981671
probably the 60s I'm guessing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLIl53fbss0

>>72981632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiMSi9DSRS0

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NEED to marry this woman lads

>>72981673
Anyone who reads 'let's fund our NHS instead' as 'let's spend literally all of that money on the NHS' is clinically retarded and needs to be culled from the genepool

>>72981674
I know right?!

well well well, feminist loonies have won, it's illegal to drown women in case they're witches now

country has gone to the dogs I say

>>72981662
ah so now you can post on 4chan, this must be one of your first posts

also pls b a girl

>>72981671
in the 19th century nigger was used to refer to all with dark skin eg indians and arabs etc

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>>72981701
hmmm

>>72981719
Wrong

listening to the history of rome podcast

Yeah, I killed a CIA nigger with my car in 1999. Score one for the good guys

the wogs begin at calais

>>72981722
is that real

>>72981729
good podcast, I really should finish it

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literally me except i've never been to a party

>>72981712
wait until womens lib reaches your country, then you're really going to have a fit

edgy

EU? Pee-yew!

forgot to eat dinner again

>>72981743
So why are you standing?

>>72981712
I'm a fan of this gimmick

>>72981764
Doubt it'll do you any harm.

>>72981723
nope

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>>72981735

>>72981764
Don't mean to brag or anything hehe but I don't even eat meals anymore, just some sweets and fruit

need a 2d gf

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>speak to a lad in lectures about politics
>misunderstood on him the first time I met him and thought he was a fellow brexiteer
>found out he's a remain voter
>mfw been chatting shite about remain voters to him without realising this whole time

>just spent 20 minutes explaining to a yank friend why using the term 'paki' over pakistani is offensive
>he still doesn't get it.
>keeps calling me a cuck

>>72981802
lul

>>72981751
do you like the PRI?

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No home to call my own
No finding someone new
No one to break the fall
No one to see me through
No name to carry on
No promise for today
No one to hear the call
No tattered flag to raise

>>72981809
why is paki offensive then

>>72981741
do you do other things while listening? I tried, but realized I was missing a lot

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lads, post beautiful girls

>>72981825
because of it's historic connotations, the intentional inaccuracy and the fact that it is intended to be offensive when used

I wear my heart on my sleeve lads. It's just who I am.

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>>72981835

>>72981840
No one asked

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the first lady of mexico

>>72981838
oh so because you lot got cucked by pakis when you flooded your country with them?

>>72981825
because in the 60/70s a bunch of northerners and tabloid media kept marginalising anyone from south asia with the term.

>Blacks are discriminated against in Latin America
>Blacks are discriminated against in India
>Blacks are discriminated against in China
>Blacks are discriminated against in the Middle East
>Blacks are discriminated against in Africa
>Blacks are poor as fuck in Europe
>Blacks are poor as fuck in North America

>But everyone else is the problem

I don't know lad.
I honestly don't see any other race superior or inferior to myself.
But when it comes to them...that goes out of the window.
At least in America they can blame it on slavery but in the 50s a bunch of immigrants came over on a level playing field and they still became criminals.

I think I'm unironically racist.

>>72981826
thought normies loved the EU?
most people I know voted bremain and i'm cool and popular, it's the lonely/ugly right wing lads who got bullied at school who voted brexit

>>72981851
Any chance you can get your little todger out and give us a browse?

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>>72981845
The First Gentleman of the UK

>>72981856
there's nothing racist about reaching logical conclusions

Got some questions for you lads:
>Why should I bother getting a job?
>Why should I bother getting a gf?
>Why should I bother continuing to exist?

>>72981867
imagine theresa giving him a cheeky blowie x

>>72981882
What else are you gonna do?

>>72981882
dunno. X3

>>72981889
LITTLE

>>72981882
>Why should I bother getting a job?
they give you money
>Why should I bother getting a gf?
they give you head
>Why should I bother continuing to exist?
got me there tbqh

That's a sad willy

>>72981882
Dunno about the first two as a khv neet, but there's a lot of interesting shit in the world. Believe it or not, some things are even more interesting than /brit/ haha

>>72981867
*blocks your path*

>>72981882
>>Why should I bother getting a job?
money to do stuff but if you don't want to do anything then there's no reason to

>>Why should I bother getting a gf?
frequent sex is really great and so is having someone care about you

>>Why should I bother continuing to exist?
because not existing is probably a lot worse

>>72981882
>money for drink
>drunk sex
>drinking

need a second girlfriend

>>72981889
looks like it had a bad day but it doesnt want to talk about it

>>72981889
>intact
this isn't you

>gf's boob is resting against my head

maximum comfy

How can you even be hugless?

girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWGg5Glnoos

>>72981971
fonty mc font face

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72981967

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>>72981835

>>72981981
>these are the people i converse with on a daily basis

theres a lad we used to call afoc at school because he loved any form of contact with girls, would hug and touch them all the time
he's a good lad, is quite rich now

>>72981882
>>Why should I bother getting a job?
To earn money
>>Why should I bother getting a gf?
Romance is a vital part of human social interaction
>>Why should I bother continuing to exist?
You shouldn't

>>72981948
I was born in canada. even still, less americans are circumcised than you think. it is getting a lot less common

>>72981997
font

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>>72981971
I know, bloody sad acts haha

>>72982001
good story mate, have you got one that involves something i might remotely care about?

never even touched a real girl on purpose

Seriously lads
It's physically impossible to be so hideously repulsive that you've never even gotten a hug in your entire lives

Is this a meme?

>>72981992
what the fuck are you on about? I hate this website

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>>>Why should I bother continuing to exist?
>You shouldn't

>should be at the comfiest time in my life
>just graduated and starting my career
>job isnt having me start until june
>literally have next two months off (no job searching, no studying, no anything)
>still can't relax and just be happy

hmmmm

>>72981889
Proper cute that :3

Let's see some more.

I've had a lot of sex with girls

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don't understand how you can be a virgin desu

I have never actively tried to have sex, but it just happens time and time again, everyone gets women throwing themselves at you, so maybe just lower your standards if you really want sex

>>72982037
Some people are just meganerds lad

>>72982038
pay up piggy

i am a virgin, huggless, and kissless

>>72982077
Fat cunt

lo peror es que betito describe el texto amarillo como "verde" pues sabemos que utiliza yotsuba B aaaaaaj putaso de mierda

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>>72982077

are you a virgin if you fuck a daki?

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>>72982097
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>>72982097

howling at this yank mong taking pictures of his flaccid knob in an empty bath

>>72982077
Damn fatty
Put that thing away I even feel embarrassed for you

>>72982102
FOY

>>72982077
post cummies

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>>72982037
I've gotten ONE, I repeat ONE hug from grill.

>lass who looks like Rachel Riley/Gwyneth Paltrow in one of my classes
>one time when I was complaining it was cold she just came over and wrapped her arms around me

That's it. She was quite friendly but I think I must have fucked it up because she's not talked to me in ages.

>>72982077
Make it cry