pool edition
http://www.strawpoll.me/12642521
http://www.strawpoll.me/12642521
http://www.strawpoll.me/12642521
vote fucked before you post in this thread
blakey woz ere
Didn't vote. Hope your thread dies ASAP.
/cum/ here, just stopping by to tell you all to off yourselves.
not voting in that
>VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys
slightly gay mate
What fools we've been lads.
need to spaff 1289 times
really want to hold hands with maisie lads
>>72979071
refusing to vote in such a biased poll
hide and report fags lads
Greater London is an immigrant.
a lot of those differences are memes. I was raised being told to spell it "defence".
>>72979120
Brexit is a cult.
>>72979128
>tumblr-tier gif
At least post some good stuff if you're going to spam.
On April 19th, I made bread
janitor?
business idea: talk like a roman would to contribute to roman shitposting and confuse future historians studying us
>>72979097
>>72979108
>>72979145
why not lads? you can just say which you think is less good if you like both
need a good vid to watch whilst I eat me din dins
>>72979128
tbqh it would be a bit gay to NOT suck that dick
>mfw Roman equivalent to degenrate anime posting was Gaulish cave painting posting
>>72979176
include more options then
just me and me m8 browsing /brit/
>>72979159
yes I'm pakistani and proud of it
>Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.
you will NEVER go out for a mad one with the roman lads
>>72979207
Not proud enough to live there though.
actually quite a mannish looking trap and the tits are horrendous
>>72979206
play us a tune
>>72979177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjag_U4bI6Y
>>72979215
Kek
shall the contributers of the lewd ungodly depictions of Venus be buggered relentlessly
This trannyposter....I hate him.
pretty amusing that we habitually call Trannies "traps" because of a ten year old meme from a Star Wars film and don't even think about it
>>72979228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaoxWCvGMaQ
>>72979251
Hate him too
>Secundus defecated here
this was written 3 TIMES on one wall
If I see one more cock I'm out of here for the night.
fancy doing a wank right now
>People who describe themselves as overly sarcastic and blunt
>>72979247
emitted an howl when that arse came into view bloody hell what is going on there
>>72979204
no just do a think about which one you think is better and vote for the other one
lot of anglo hating cucks itt
>>72979271
think it was just 'My mate shat here' to discredit them
>>72979214
hooting
Got lots of new Easter pepes today. Thanks lads
what happened
>>72979280
>people who describe themselves as "brutally honest"
Business idea
britain was an italian colony for 400 odd years
Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
>We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.
2000 years, lads
>people who describe themslves as intelligent nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour
ding dong merrily on high shes posting in the wrong thread
>>72979340
and it dragged us out of celtic savagery
god bless the romans tbqh
>You coming to York for the /brit/ meetup, anon?
>>72979347
no gf hahahaha
>>72979228
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Dl0q5iMiZo
>>72979340
I don't regret any of it
>>72979360
Suck ur mum
ah yess
bought the gf a vibrator and she literally doesn't bother shagging me anymore
a black man literally used to be President of the United States
>>72979409
cucked by an inanimate object
how embarrassing
>>72979409
Business idea: shag the gf while she uses the vibrator
babestation
>>72979409
lmao
>>72979236
kek
I shall be lighting the joint shortly
What happened here?
>Autism shoes are actually, unironically on fleek now
>Seeing good looking normies wearing New Balance everywhere
I never thought I would see the day where 'tism shoes become normie shoes
Memes are for real
>>72979409
You're a fucking retard
>>72979414
he wasnt really black though was he
>>72979444
seal
>>72979431
i'm in at £50 for 20%
>>72979449
>>Seeing good looking normies wearing New Balance everywhere
mentioned
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1812: Caesius faithfully loves M[…name lost]
>>72979449
Because now they look good, the old stuff was povvo rubbish
HIRO
>>72979409
wheres the pfm jew
he'd love this
Having to listen to a lot of old people lately who swear blind the British Empire is about to be resurrected.
Genuinely seem to think we're going to go around telling Johnny Foreigner what for again.
>>72979459
clearly us
the usa has economic strength regardless of who is in charge and the election is reversible.
we are a small country compared to the 27 combined and can't just reapply if it goes tits up
>1970 was 17,000 days ago
*chronomancer frog*
>>72979409
>the gf
No one believes you
>>72979511
just took half an xtc pill because i'm too fucking bored
would rather face economic ruin than be part of the EU, don't give a damn at all
>>72979475
mate....
>>72979229
my biggest problem is that when this shit really comes to fruition I will be like 60 and won't be able to function in the mad max society that we get
if It happened now while I'm in my prime I would be smashing all your skulls in and stealing everyones tinned beans
>>72979490
we could potentially enter some form of federation with canada, australia, new zealand
doubt it will happen unfortunately but even a stronger commonwealth realm would be grand
>>72979475
It was Memes
>>72979517
that's on you lad
all i can do is share funny stories of my life like losing my job to automation
>>72979442
babestation noises lad killed himself according to brit/feel/. someone slagged off ashley emma and he lost his shit.
>>72979518
good post
>>72979530
I hope for an apocalyptic event of some description when I'm an old man on my deathbed so I can go out laughing at everyone
Lads
What the fuck is bepis
>>72979518
fuck off Castilian
>>72979545
It wasn't funny though.
>>72979479
*kisses teeth* yeah but they've still got a fucking N on them in block pham
>>>/wsg/1618210
when a Rorke responds to you
>>72979537
Does anyone in those countries under the age of 50 really give a fuck about their relationship with us anymore?
>>72979580
should be honoured lad
rorke = redpilled
>>72979573
that's also on you buddy, try to brighten up a bit, maybe get yourself a gf
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
literally roman me
>>72979553
>>72979571
>Castilian
I'm not Castilian, not even from the old Crown of Castile (which includes Basques, Galicians, Asturians and many others non-castilians).
>>72979594
I don't think so
I'm a unionist but due to brexit would probably vote for a united Ireland.
idk myself desu
>>72979214
theres a reason why the romans failed
>>72979615
Tell a funny, non-bullshit story then.
Lads, would you fug this US congresswoman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1voyCPjJXcw&t=0s
>>72979577
>kisses teeth
What did he mean by this?
>>72979658
This from Paxman documentary?
Paxman was definitely voting brexit, wasn't he?
unionism is cuckoldry
>>72979673
The sound you make before calling someone a pussyole or rasclaat
literally nothing wrong with hairy girls
*licks tongue*
>>72979669
tulsi gabbard is great, coming from a trump supporter
she will be president after 8 years of trump
>>72979650
Are you from a Catholic or Protestant family?
>>72979594
*ignores that mass amounts of leafs and austists itt*
nah don't think so
>coming from a trump supporter
What comes after four?
Business idea: nigger farage
>>72979709
Actually an atheist with catholic background.
I don't fit very well into any category
>>72979695
Yeah except for all that hair
>>72979724
You
>>72979214
Romans also thought big willies were gross and it was okay to have with small boys. Why do I care what they have to say?
Business idea: from now on we call aussies "austists"
OFFICIAL /BRIT/ RULES
1. taigs, pakis, yanks will NOT be tolerated
2. Leafs are okay, respond to them
3. gimmicks need to be curbed
4. Australians have to limit their jealousy of leafs
5.No posting of cara
6. Janny is to be respected at ALL TIMES.
You have been warned
>trump? perish the thought, i am le enlightened gentleman
cba to post a hat picture
>>72979667
i'm literally not lying
>>72979755
Up the RA
>>72979744
>i just made this up
>I don't fit very well into any category
he screm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWhOU5iUzKY
might go have a 'etto (cigaretto)
>>72979744
what you're really into big willies are you mate?
>President Toilet Big Fart
Down the ra
I want a football shirt but I don't want one that will cause people to try and talk to me about football. Maybe one from obscure European team?
witcher lad around? what difficulty should I play on?
happy that both expansions are included
>>72979773
It's true you historically illiterate gimp
>>72979765
You are.
Be better
>>72979779
if you get menthols you can smoke them inside thats what boy says
>>72979782
no but I really want big willies into me ;))))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FdP0eS47ts
muh waifu
>>72979796
St. Pauli
Gonna write a strongly worded post to /brit/ if they keep dismissing me
>>72979810
It's not, you faggy little tit
>>72979773
Priapus, who had a huge boner all the time, was seen as some laughable yokel.
>>72979782
I'm not a dicklet, if that's what your asking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QPNEduDa-4
>>72979797
if you're playing the first one, you play on the fucking skip it difficulty unless you like clicking on enemies over and over again for 50 hours
Can't wait for britain to leave the EU lads
Nigel's been the best thing that's happened to this country since thatcher
>>72979823
menthols are for pussyoles
>>72979845
witcher 3
>>72979797
hi lad, it depends. I would say either normal(forget the name) or blood and broken bones (moderate challenge for a beginner but not too hard)
>>72979826
>>72979844
Why are you doing this
>>72979845
>first one
>both expansions
Witcher 1 was before the time of expansions.
Every time someone says something interesting or intellectual someone post a stupid fedora meme. Are we supposed to just talk about anime and homosexuality? I'm tired of this shit, someone should ban that idiots that always posts fedora memes, or better yet: kill them all.
>>72979843
>if that's what your asking.
no im just wondering why "they didnt even love massive knobs like me" is enough for you to discount them
>>72979843
>lying dicklet detected
>>72979855
he also smokes rollies which is even gayerer
>>72979876
is boy ky?
>>72979867
>ignoring the whole noncery thing
alri, Jimmy
>mom has had home internet access for roughly 15 years
>still mystified as to how it works
>>72979866
ah yes, 4chan, home of the intellectuals and deep conversation
>>72979865
thanks professor
>Every time someone says something interesting or intellectual someone post a stupid fedora meme. Are we supposed to just talk about anime and homosexuality? I'm tired of this shit, someone should ban that idiots that always posts fedora memes, or better yet: kill them all.
>>72979861
normal is just story and sword. guess ill start with that for now
if its too easy ill change. thanks
>>72979866
Actually mate I think you'll find there's a direct correlation between Anime and high levels of intelligence.
>youtubers who earn 100 grand a month are complaining about losing some ad revenue
The heart truly bleeds
>>72979843
Not because of priapism, you fucking gormless worm
>Why do I post on /brit/? Naturally, the intellectual discussion
>>72979890
I've lived in a house all my life and I couldn't build one tbf.
>>72979409
I bought mine a butt plug and got anal. You have to think these things through
unironically smoke menthol rollies
ama
>>72979686
No, most of his statements on brexit are pretty obviously from a pro-EU perspective
>>72979371
can we have another one in leeds, ill come
>>72979891
>watching "my 600lb life"
>all the fat fucks have wives and kids
Is "having a wank" the only expression brits have for masturbating? Seems dull
>>72979866
>interesting or intellectual
>on /brit/
Erm... no.
>>72979890
*backtraces ip*
>>72979927
get em boy
>>72979941
rollies aren't gay tbqh but menthols are
ky
more like kys
>>72979901
no worries, hit me up if you need any tips or advice, I might take a while to respond but I'll be here a few more hours at least
also there are several free DLC's you might want to download at some point before you get too far into the game
extra kill animaltions is worthwhile, there are also 2 really good quests in the free DLC's and various armours for you and your horse
statistically you'll all have a wife or a kid or both
i know you deny it, but its the truth. how does that make you feel?
sial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=753g1cepA9Y
>>72979927
Retard confidence. If you makes you feel better, its pretty obvious that dude's wife wants him to lose just enough weight so she can leave him without him to dying.
>>72979925
During the documentary he goes around the EU place and shows all the crazy stuff completely biasedly, explaining their 'ridiculous' laws and costs for their EU train and other stuff as though it's ridiculous.
He's definitely pro-leave.
>>72979956
thats where youre mistaken rollies are VERY gay infact
>tfw you live in the silver age of the WRPG
got an idea for any tourist coming here
think it's gonna go big boys
>Walk into tourist store
>Kangaroo's, straya' hats and other rubbish
>Out of the corner of your eye you see it
>Perfect thing for the missus
>Didgeridoo dildo
>>72979967
i would love for it to happen
ive got a long way to go though
a really long way
unironically smoke willies
ama
sky
more like skys
Need a computer chair lads this ones killing my back, one i can sit with my feet up preferably. Any recommendations?
>>72979902
Some animes have a political and philosophical background (Evangelion, Jin-Roh, Paranoia Agent, Akira, Serial Experiments Lain for example), but the anime girls posted here are just stupid drawings, as the 90% of the anime.
cant vouch for one side or another but being gay and a prolific roller i feel lank is in the ryt
Only got mobile data till the 5th. Just had a wank to fucking babestation. Gotta say it's upped its game since I last watched
still got nearly 300 marlboro red 100s left
>>72980002
"take her to the dreamland"
really love that scene in the witcher 3 at kaer morhen when you're preparing for the battle with the wild hunt, and geralt walks outside to just have a look around and you slowly hear the music change into their ominous theme tune as the sky behind you goes grey, and geralt notices the fog on his breath as the snow starts to fall
10/10 kino cinematography
>>72980015
I think you'll find Karen actually has some incredible character development and all that shite
>>72979959
it doensnt post anymore its a little filthy lurker
>>72979742
Nah.
>only one in my family who went to uni
>dad always calls me 'professor' jokingly because he thinks I'm really clever
>all really proud of me for "making something of myself"
>tfw probably going to get kicked out for completely disengaging with the course since christmas
>tfw family will be eternally disappointed with me
>drop phone
>it quickly flies into and pushes my mouse, the cursor moves to the top right of the screen where the X is
>hits the left click button and closes my browser
machines are fucking sentient beings
i had so many tabs open too i was going to read some of those.....
>>72979983
Considering he hates Cameron for even holding a referendum he's quite clearly pro-remain
>>72980063
Sort it out mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRlbTwmifd4
>>72979936
having a tug, bashing the bishop, knocking one out
>>72980052
Stop, you'll never be like her.
>tfw ate a chinky earlier and literally as I was finishing it saw that the chicken half cooked
Fuck lads I feel alright at the moment but I just know I'm gonna feel like absolute shit in a few hours.
>>72980063
Figure something out if you're so brainy, professor
>>72980043
yeah init
>>72980015
shut up you prick
>>72980054
need him back in business
>>72980052
shut up you prick
>>72980055
yeah
>>72980074
>his browser doesnt ask if he really wants to close all his tabs when he hits X
screaming, whooping, baying and bellowing, writhing on the floor like a wild beast
>>72980063
if u need to "engage with the course" to pass uni then u r so dum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaYsapDNrFw
Kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>72980084
>bashing the bishop
heh
>>72980101
rip
>>72980110
all me
arse muscles hurt
>>72980082
Very annoying, nothing pretty like the previous videos.
fucking pirate scumbags
>>72979797
It's been a while but second to hardest difficulty.
Hardest just makes enemies bullet sponges
2nd to hardest just makes the story that bit more challenging to get through, and the bosses truly satisfying to defeat
>>72980110
All girls have it. You're not a pedo are you mate?
>>72980110
>screaming, whooping, baying and bellowing, writhing on the floor like a wild beast
i'm a busy guy, don't have time for extra clicks
also nice socks on that girl
Did a listen to Iceage today. Plowing into the field of love is a REALLY solid album.
Has there been any half-decent British punk/post-punk in recent years? Was not impressed by Idles Brutalism in the slightest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L7VJl76i9U
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg-McDlm_98
>>72979936
waxing the carrot
choking the chicken
smackin lil captain
wringing the towel
tugging your rope
saying hail marys
pumping custard
etc
all leafs are pathetic
>>72979936
smashing the fash
committing a sin
leaving the EU
>>72980172
SOLID post
>tfw handsome
Having a gf is fucking overrated tb h
bean boy is angry
>>72980173
Pulling the goalie
rubbing one out
beating the baby
>>72980146
the damage enemies take doesn't change much but the damage you take on hardest means you die in like 1 or 2 clean hits
fucking yanks kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kEzCztPbeA
>>72980186
since when did you start liking nonse cartoons
this is a strange development
>>72980204
yeah
>>72980191
Outstanding post
>>72980198
clubbing the seal
>>72979071
> when ordered to leave Icelandic territorial waters by Þór's commander the three tugboats initially complied. But around two nautical miles (4 km) from the coast the Star Aquarius allegedly veered to starboard and hit Þórs port side as the Coast Guards attempted to overtake her. Even as Þór increased speed, the Lloydsman again collided with its port side. The Þór had suffered considerable damage by these hits so when the Star Aquarius came about, a blank round was fired from Þór. This didn't deter the Star Aquarius as it hit Þór a second time. Another shot was fired from Þór as a result, this time a live round that hit Star Aquarius's bow. After that the tug-boats retreated. V/s Þór, which was close to sinking after the confrontation, sailed to Loðmundarfjörður for temporary repairs
Reparations when
hungry as af to be desu
>>72980181
We're suppose to be allies you treacherous swine
post more hairy girls
Ah yes, the Midwest
eating a box of these
>>72980227
MKZ-036
Why is the EU demanding £60bn from us? It's a disgrace. If anything they should be giving us reparations.
donald plumpf
Wish I could completely and permanently remove all the hair from my body below my neck
>>72980225
how can i impress an icelandic girl, one spoke to me the other day and i always see her looking at me in the gym
>>72980189
iktf
t. should I shave lad
>>72980216
ALWAYS liked sailor moon
taint for nonces anywhat
just did some mutual masturbation with the gf
straddled her as she vibed herself
i'm all good with that desu as long as i'm involved somehow
>>72980258
dolan trunk
>>72980040
It's dreamtime but good effort nonetheless
>>72980225
>Þ
stopped reading right at there
One of my mates with an extremely annoying gf has finally broken up with her thank God.
What sort of twat bring his loud mouth gf to the pub with the lads for her to bang on about feminism. Why would you do this you wanker.
>>72980225
>in January 1976, when HMS Andromeda collided with the Þór. Þór sustained a hole in its hull, while the Andromeda's hull was dented. The British Ministry of Defence said that the collision represented a "deliberate attack" on the British warship "without regard for life".
>>72980253
>EU trying to pull some stupid unfair shit
Woah who'd've seen that one coming
>>72980236
fuck off paki
*casts quen*
i want a future version of the sims where you can create literal sentient beings in their own world and become their god
i hope that im such a tyrant to my creations that they travel back in time to today to murder me
>>72980170
Disgusting. I understand why Canadians like to kill them.
>the poosident erect of the poonited Sharts of arsemerica, shit toiler fart
>>72980282
jimmy
>>72980262
explain to her your in-depth knowledge of Icelandic hip hop
>>72980283
literally too good
why is alchemy so op?
>>72980253
Because all their projects are funded on the basis that we were part of the union. We owe them for all that is currently being planned etc, leaving them with the bill would be childish
going out for dart now
icelandic homosexual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZSN5KC8eyo
opinions?
>>72980262
tell her you like bjork
>>72980277
recall you posting about this in the past glad things worked out
my current gf literally says smash the patriarchy all the time and makes signs for actual irl trump protests and shit
>>72980314
theres no quim likes to party...
>>72980295
#NotAllCanadians
>>72979724
Idk einstein you tell me
paki delivery sure looks different
>>72980236
>>72980325
you a lad on tour?
>>72980262
idfk man do I look like I would know
Thinking of trying to track down my father.
>>72980040
- rainbowsnake industries
Just say what you hate
I'll jusitfy literally everything
72980332
that thing would be stolen here
>>72980336
is that the kurdish flag
are you the lad from soran
>>72980101
If you didn't notice it was bad literally as you were chewing it you're probably gonna be fine
has anyone here used tapentadol? does it have recreational value?
Stop masturbating to porn. Nothing good comes from that.
>>72980346
err good luck there tyrone
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIy7TU_kjC4
>>72980344
wait nah send her this
til í hitting?
*meinti tittling
works everytime
>>72980310
I use alchemy because some of the decoctions are OP as fuck (that one where you regain health every time you cast a sign) but I never level up the actual skills
Melee + signs and maybe 1 or 2 of those special ones
that late game light attack move you get where you hold down the button and he does the continuous spinning attack until your stamina drans is so OP
>>72980324
>my current gf literally says smash the patriarchy all the time and makes signs for actual irl trump protests and shit
Why in God's name do you put up with this, I hope you don't subject your friends to her.
>>72980325
what did you mean by this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSepgjKkXwk
I haven't had an orgasm the entire month lads.
After the first two weeks it becomes easy.
>>72980346
Hey its me your dad!
>>72980342
>>72980392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjEzoR43GUo
>>72980374
Makes my willy feel all tingly so you're wrong
SEXY HAIR
>armpit
>belly
>forearm
>fanny
>legs
NOT SEXY HAIR
>face
>back
>toes
>>72980324
>trump protests
>UK
wot. I take it this is just some london shit right?
>>72980365
>is that the kurdish flag
mate r u stewpid
>>72980365
Nah, that's an old Iranian flag.
>>72980253
Fuck brexiloons are such morons. You can't just break the rules and laws like that you idiot. It's only fair we pay our dues. I'm surprised it isn't more. Probably should be, teach you 52% wankers a lesson.
>>72980409
err
>>72980277
I remember when something like that happened with a m8 of mine haha it was nearly a party
>>72980391
I just ignore her and bang her 2bh
don't even "like" her really its just something for the time being or until I get bored
nah, wouldn't hang out with her around my friends, would be embarassing
>>72980414
not even, was in the fucking midlands or somewhere lmao
>>72980412
good lad
>>72980423
yeah
>>72980356
"you'll have to call her boomerang because shell be coming back for more"
>>72980412
t. paki