/cum/

/chyna/

*takes a giant mcshit all over the thread*

>>72978015
amerishart

>>72978015
amerishart

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>superior country whips your country's ass so hard they take all your steel and gold deposits as well as over half your silver and petrol ones too
>bosses your country around for centuries
>get a country that's been so pussywhipped it's developed an inferiority complex the size of the moon thanks to being a neighbor to the most powerful country in the world
Should have just finished the job and destroyed the country, America, instead of leaving us lying in the ground suffering.

>>72978094
i think youve been getting your revenge as of late

>>72978123
No, Mexicans are way too nice and way too civilised towards Americans.

Look at what Algerians and to a lesser extent other Africans have done to France, that's revenge.

>>72978155
you know there's upwards of 30 million illegals that use american services and don't pay taxes, right?

>>72978204
I want to see gorilla warfare.

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>Oh youre form Canada? Surely you hate trump just as much as i do, right?

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>>72978276
>building maintenance guy comes in to change a smoke alarm
>he says "what do you think of ol donald there"
>not wanting to get into a political argument say "should be interesting"
>haha yeah hillary is a cunt i'm glad won
>haha me too

>>72978276
I got this from some scrawny hipster when I went to New york. The look on his face when I said I would vote for Trump still cracks me up.

>>72978276
>>72978357
>>72978369
Fuck Blompf

OFFICIAL /CUM/ RULES:

1. Do NOT respond to non-/cum/ flags
2. No taylor swift posting
3. Leftists are to be mocked
4. Most importantly homosexuality will NOT be tolerated.

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>>72978204

>>72978491
>$300
>relevant

so she paid a tiny fraction of what she should have because most of her income is off the books and thinks that's a big deal?

i pay like 15k in taxes every year

>>72978491
DOESNT CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOURE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Jesus GOD i loathe Argies.

OFFICIAL /CUM/ RULES:

1. Do NOT listen to fucking leafs
2. RESPOND to Dutch flags
3. Leafs are to be mocked
4. Most importantly leafs are NOT tolerated

>>72978544
Dutch friend how angry do you get when they call your cunt Holland?

@72978544
Um sweetie you can't just twist the rules like that

>>72978561
As I live in Holland I am not mad at all, it's more convenient than saying "the Netherlands" and people who get mad at it are envious of Holland, the only relevant part of the country.

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>>72978544

>>72978561
>>72978648
Guys don't break the rule # 1. Let me refer you to the rules

>>72978455

>>72978542
> Wanting to deport this cutie
> Being this fucking gay

>>72978623
Yeah, saying the Netherlands in spanish is even weirder on the tongue I feel, los Paises Bajos. Holanda rolls of the tongue better.

>>72978623
Groningen here. It doesn't even bother me since nobody knows the difference.

>>72978730
Groningen is honary Holland anyway

>>72978542
>DOESNT CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOURE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
>Jesus GOD i loathe Argies.

how does one end up paying only $300 in taxes is the question

clearly she's evading the majority of taxes owed

What the fuck is the gameplay of death stranding gonna be like? Fuck you kojima you jewish nip

>>72978818
Im the Netherlands expats that are here for just a few years pay much less taxes than locals because they won't use our social systems anyway.

Pretty unfair but the only way people with brains would ever come to this shithole.

I don't want a Christian, Jew or Muslim wife but I don't want a Marxist wife either. Only in America is it hard to find a woman like this.

>>72978928
Kys

What's a capella

Maybe I'll buy a dakimakura. Can you put the pillows into the washing machine or are the machines too small for the long pillows?

>>72979265
kankerpaal

>>72979338
>nederdraadmiems kennen

wiew

>>72978540
She'll probably get the 300 back too kek

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there are 2 birds chirping VERY LOUDLY right outside my window at 8 pm

The longer I stare at the computer the more my vision get blurry but there is literally nothing else interesting to look at

>>72979391
>7:58
umm no honey xx

>>72979415
>umm no honey xx

Really fucking hate this meme

>>72978907
>What the fuck is the gameplay of death stranding gonna be like?

Mediocre Interactive Movie, the same as everything else he makes, yet overrated to high hell

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>>72979356
niks personiel jongin

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someone made a photoshop of my gf for our anniversarey

>>72979953
pretty

Work in 20 min
Kill me

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>I will never be a king
>I will never wear a cape
>I will never have someone hold a car door open for me
>I will never get to sit on a comfy chair

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>>72977945
really want a latina gf

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>you will always be 56%

>>72980941
She scares me the look on her face looks like shes judging me

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someone explain the 56% meme

McChicken

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>>72980947
At least I'm not Californian Xd

>>72980985
I am El Moro

>>72981025
For me

>>72980996
>his municipality isn't wealthy enough to throw tens of millions of dollars around on frivolous baubles
lol @ u

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>>72980996
$470k

>>72981025
Best

>>72981083
How?? I could buy a fucking house for that

>>72981048
t. ahmet

what's the comfiest video game i could be playing right now

>>72981165
I live in Toronto not Scarborough

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>>72981083
you are like little baby

>$600k for a pile of steel balls
>JUST

>>72981185
Life is Strange

>>72981192
do you guys still have the murder/k/ube there or did it get moved to a different city?

saw a flier that had something like this

http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/pages/articles/jesus-muhammad.aspx

on it on the subway. Picked it up and started reading it then a black muslim couple exlaimed "I was about to do the same" then the woman asked me to hand it to her.

never been more scared of a beheading in my life

>>72981209
never heard of such a thing

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>>72981215
>a black muslim couple exlaimed "I

>>72981192
and at least each ball in that pile required shaping. the loop is a fucking loop

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>there are people posting right NOW who enjoyed life is strange

Man, this general is going down the shitter everyday that passes.

>tfw Sacramento is the "most diverse city in America"
Feels bad desu

Sinaloa is my wife (male)

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I BEEN DOWN SO LONG IT LOOK LIKE UP TO ME

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>WSJ

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>>72981261
worse than this?

>>72981185
Animal Crossing but it gets boring after 30 minutes

>>72981310
>it's a newspaper I don't like so that means it's fake

It's tumbling down, Trumplets.

>>72981318
Having a lot of spics doesn't mean it's diverse.

>>72981185
Animal Crossing/Rune Factory

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>>72981345
kek, yfw this makes trump look good and yet another humiliating blow is dealt to the regressives

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>>72981318
>tfw blacks are overrepresented in the film industry while latinos are underrepresented
>everyone still bitches about blacks

WE
WAS

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>>72981228
behold
the /k/ube

>>72981369
ITS AINTS EEKWALITY UNSLESS NIGGAZ BE GETTIN ALLS DA AWARDZ NIGGA YALLS FUKKIN RASIS

>>72981364
>every bad thing ever is actually a good thing for Trump

Where were you when the right became even more delusional than the left? Jesus fucking Christ, the guy could rape a child and you faggots would claim it's actually good for him.

Its so fucked up that there are no representation of Etruscans in Hollywood

I swear sometimes i try to not hate blacks you know, because well in all honestly they have been treated like shit.

But they complain about the stupidest shit it actually makes you happy that they are killed by the police.

>>72981378
its a big square

>>72981405
I'm upset about the travel ban not going through.

Flynn will probably give a testimony that clears Trump from this accusation

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anyone ever play this

IS VENEZUELA OK???????

>>72981426
Blacks are the only race I despise.

>>72981433
I'm already pissed that he spends all his time golfing and tweeting instead of doing shit like finally banning Muslim filth from entering the country.

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anyone ever play this

>>72981454
>pictured golfing once

>muh golfing all the time

>>72981471
no

>>72981369
That's true actually

play mario tennis with me

>>72981471
yes. It was fucking great.

This, rayman and crash bandicoot were GOAT tier platformers

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Not being able to own a gun is like not being able to own a axe

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anyone ever play this?

>>72981473
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/26/politics/donald-trump-golf/
>13 fucking times

kill yourself you T_D LARPing retard, god I fucking hate all of you Redditor filth ruining everything and making fucking retarded fake posts on 4chan and posting them as news

>>72981517
no

>>72981517
get out with your obscure indie garbage

>>72981508
you shouldn't be allowed to own an axe, you could hurt yourself

>tfw the event that led to me hating blacks was a black kid stealing my holo Charizard card
>I didn't know he stole it until I saw it at his house
>I took it without him noticing and never talked to him again

>>72981471
Yeah when I was like 6. It was alright but I didn't get far
All I remember was that yellow bird boss thing that would stop walking and swing its arms like a retard

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>wanting to be a king

>>72981522
http://obamagolfcounter.com/

this is par for the course (golf joke) for presidency

>>72981522
http://www.snopes.com/trump-obama-golf/

>visits golf courses

>must be playing golf

even snopes is calling some bs on this one

>>72981517
Vinewood blvd. Radio is the goat station 2bh

>>72981517
I've never heard of it. What's it like? I'm always looking for near indie games.

>>72981539
The only way you can hurt yourself is if you're chopping a piece of wood moving forward, you're supposed to stand with you legs wide to the side and back straight,with the sharp end of the axe facing the log and holding on to the handle

>>72981572
>j-just because someone visits a whorehouse doesn't mean they're banging hookers!!
top zozzle

>>72981566
>>72981572
You can't "visit" a golf course, retard. They have special cops at every hole to make sure people are actually playing and not just loitering around and talking. It's actually a felony to loiter on a golf course because it's a safety hazard.

>>72981614
Dumb Islamic Caliphate of Arby's.

>>72981610
Yeah, well, you're supposed to lock your guns up when you're not shooting niggers, but clearly we can't trust you retards to do that.

>tfw frisbee flew into golf club

>ran over to get it

>got winded and took a break on some mound

>ninja teleports behind my and cuts me in half

>"You arent supposed to not play golf, kiddo"

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woooow

truly greatness has arrived

>>72981517
Isn't this a brand new Sim City clone for the Super Nintendo?

I have an extremely important question.

Does McDonalds taste different depending on which country you're in?

>>72981647
#ForThePlayers

>>72981647
this tbqh

console is finally worth owning

NO MORE UNCHARTEDBORNE JOKES BROS

>>72981647
>still no Nier crack

NEVER FUCKING EVER PKEKS

>>72981647
Also
>Nier
>Exclusive

>>72981641
You don't lock up your gun, you keep it holstered in your back pocket in case of a emergency with the safety on unless it's a revolver and in that case you keep it uncocked

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>>72981628
>only one (you)

>>72981672

Nigger i was joking.

The only good game is nier and is not exclusive,

just remembered about the VNs i bought on steam a year ago and never played

>>72981705
I'm sorry you can't afford to try them, Paco, but that's just patently false. Yakuza 0, Gravity Rush, and Nioh are top tier. Persona 5 is good if you're into that, and the others are pretty shit.

>rewatching tallafornia swipe
top kek
>5 years old
bottom kek

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/cum/, honestly, I have to say that you are very stupid.

Not only are you asking for 20,000 quality posts all of a sudden to make up for years of shitposting, and a few quality threads (which you don't need and don't deserve).

I personally hope /cum/ dies, and a proper general like /anglo/ or /usa/ is once again reborn.

This piece of crap you call a general has nothing to do with an image board anymore. It is the craphole of /int/, with the worst janitors ever pushed out of your asshole. You've done nothing for /cum/ fans other than allow the 12 year old noobs to overrun the place.

I like to think of /cum/ as a giant room, filled with thousands and thousands of bottom feeding rats shitting and pissing all over themselves, until finally being caught in the giant mousetrap that is the Janny.

You may live for a little while, but you're going to be pissing and shitting all over yourself. And then you'll get banned, and then you'll cry. And then wonder why you gave ten dollars to someone who hasn't even left his teens yet.

>>72981740
Go browse /lat/ for a while and then come back and tell me how horrible this general is in comparison.

>>72981740
your a fag

>>72981740
that's a lot of text

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>need to buy a cabin air filter AND a cover for it
>plastic and fabric that costs dozens of dollars

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>>72981740
>feels beholden to some unseen marker of purity
>talks down to people he can't even see as a priest preaching the children
>uses the word 'noobs' like it's the most natural thing in the world
Fuck you, got me.

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dude weee lmao

>>72981824
Now that's a good brand

>>72977945
A.
if canada invaded I would enlist tomorrow

B.
I'm going to get some fast food. here are my options
>Little Caesars
>McDonalds
>diary queen
I'm thinking little Caesars because it's super cheap and there would be left overs for me tomorrow.
if I went to the other places then I would get chicken. what should I do?

>>72981824
>not counterfeiting canadian tire money
>n late 2004 in Moncton, New Brunswick, several customers at a Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce ATM were dispensed a total of 11 bills of Canadian Tire money instead of real bills. They were compensated by the bank.
>In the mid-1990s, a man in Germany was caught with up to $11 million in counterfeit Canadian Tire money. It was recovered before he left for Canada to redeem it. An Armenian man from Georgia also had similar ideas about counterfeit scrip, and was caught with over 45 million in counterfeit coupons.

>>72981740
>oyster bay
you're one of us though

>>72981798
snek court lol

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>>72981740

>>72981884
also have some top tier fake news
http://themanatee.net/canadian-tire-money-discontinued-due-to-counterfeiting/
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2014/02/rcmp-bust-major-canadian-tire-money-counterfeit-laundering-operation/

drinking an ice cream milkshake desu

>>72982004
>ice cream milkshake
is there any other kind?

>>72981740
Fucking frog poster

>>72981863
you guys are not being helpful

is your willy intact, /cum/?

>>72982025
yogurt

>>72982042
no

I'm sorry I called you poor, Mexibro. I'm poor too, I was just making fun of your country and poor taste, in poor taste. Please forgive

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>>72982036
DQ bud

>>72982042
Yep. My manhood remains unscathed.

>>72982042
actually I was just about to chop it off (someone on /b/ got dubs and I don't want to be a faggot)

>>72978369
fucking kek
did he say anything

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>>72982042
Yeah boi

>>72982067
explain why

>>72982036
Get Little Caesars. I survived off of trash can Little Caesars for a whole year and a half, and I still enjoy the taste. If you go to Dairy Queen, get a chicken and fries basket.

>>72982042
Yes

what if a child consents?

>>72982114
gas chamber

and by gas i mean smelly farty poo

>>72982114
What if your wife consents to my dick

>>72982063

I wasnt offended at all.

I actually could buy all those 3 games you mentioned right now easily but im just not interested in them, they all look really japanese in the worst sense of the world.

Nioh doesnt even look half as good as ninja gaiden.

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>>72982100
They were rare where I grew up so i always enjoyed getting the tendies, fries, blizzard and toast. I have comfy memories driving out to DQ with my buds from back home but of course that has nothing to do with your decision

>>72982036
Depends, Mcdonalds is by far the cheapest, but DQ is pretty good. Little Sleazers is not that good tbqh.

>>72982087
"Something something I though Canadians had more sense" and then did a quiet fake laugh thing. The girl he was with was eye fucking me all night and he got jelly so he was stand-offish

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>"anon why do you look so tired all the time"

>>72981863
Get Little Caesar's desu
It's not great pizza, but pizza is pizza. Plus, having leftovers is nice.

There is a smell coming from deep in my ass, like a kind of fermented foot smell. What do I do.

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>>72982154
>"because I stay up at night on my computer frogposting about you asking me this question"

>>72982173
>inb4 foot"""kraut"""

>>72982173
Put the shower head up there on full blast for a minute or so. Does the trick.

>>72982141
Nigger tendies, fries, blizzard, and toast is the only reason you go to Dairy Queen. This is making me want to get some now, I live near one and haven't been there in a decade.

>>72982173
check for any loose feet in your anus, call the doctor if the feet are too far up your ass to recover on your own

good night /cum/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN2T6uDQmvU

how does an interstate just burst into treats?

rub my neck anon~

>>72982224
Giving neck rubs is nice desu

>>72982220
negros. it's always negros

>>72982190
I get plenty of sleep tyvm

>>72982213
It's 10 pm you sissy boi

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>>72982213
oyasumi~

>>72982246
7 PM here on the west coast

>>72982237
so is receiving them, i've been so fucking stressed and i'm finally starting to feel it

>>72982103
>implying there's anything good besides the chicken strip basket
>>72982141
my friend works at a dq and he always made us go there with him. I got kinda sick of it but it's still pretty good
also wow that image is relatable
>>72982143
If I got mcd's I would get the chicken nuggies which is like one dollar less than the dq basket.
also where is cascadias are you?
>>72982170
>It's not great pizza, but pizza is pizza
this is very true
plus I could a a whole pizza for about the same price as a chicken strip basket at dq

>>72982220
>>72982239
http://www.atlantamagazine.com/dining-news/whats-chicken-bones-atlanta/

I found that article while searching about your gif. It seems there's some voodoo horseshit at play.

>>72982265
He lives in Portland, Washington

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>How arabs treat their maids

https://media.giphy.com/media/112Ol0Z9AaDOve/giphy.gif

>>72982297
portland is in oregon

>Holocaust Survivor Disgusted By Trump's America (VIDEO)
OY VEY

>>72982246
>>72982254
it's actually 11 pm, you dumb leafs

>>72982317
There's a stretch of Portland across the river where they have less heroin and they pay sales tax. That's where the Cascadian lives

>>72982265
>where is cascadias are you?
What did you mean by this?
>Chicken Nuggets
How many? I'd go 10 or 20, otherwise 2 cheeseburgers is probably cheaper and almost as filling.

>>72982320
shut up tejas

>>72982319
Post

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Thighs are the best part of the female body

why do japans and koreans like america so much but yuropoors think we're all dumb martsharters

Tfw can't find my good swiss army knife

>>72982341
>>72982343
this friend answered for you
I was only asking because im in washington
fast food burgers are gross in my opinion

>>72982309
did she died

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>>72982341
This. It's the pre alpha version of Vancouver, BC. We also have less hipstershits, and our Ukrainians are cooler.

>>72982359
it's trending (and tyt) so no

>>72982415
apparently suffered minor injuries and the lady filming was arrested

>>72982384
we saved asians from communism, and europe is indoctrinated by dumbfucks

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>>72982404
Ayy, Washbro, I'm using Chrome and I'm neglecting installing flags. Yeah, I always get my burgers in Oregon.

>>72982474
>im using chrome
Welcome to the botnet

>>72982309
>>72982415
>>72982469
Fuck off, you retarded fucking racists. It's their culture.
>>72982417
There are Ukrainians in Portland?

>>72982489
Yep. Better than Internet Edgeplorer though

>Transgender WWII veteran comes out as a woman at 90

>>72982532
So brave :)

>using the internet

welcome to the botnet

>>72982532
that's what I call fake news

>need a 4pin female to female connector to hook up my new fan
REEEEE

>>72982529
>IE is the only alternative to chrome

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>>72982539

i laughed way more than i should.

>>72982521
Yeah, in southeast Portland there's a huge community near the new area where there's tons of East Asian immigrants.
http://zipatlas.com/us/or/portland/zip-code-comparison/percentage-ukrainian-population.htm

Even in the gorge there's pamphlets in hospitals in full Ukrainian.

>>72982602
I'm a big firefox fanboy but even I will admit Mozilla has pretty much killed it

>>72982602
I have firefox, but I don't want to use it and take time to get flags, I got really pissed with it and it pisses off flag elitists.

>>72982621
All is according to plan. We Slavs will conquer the West Coast soon.

>>72982641
>>72982662
Yeah I use sjwfox as well

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>>72982665
Fight me :^)

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apparently 4chanx has a draw function

neat

>>72982598
what did he mean by this
female to female? pics?

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>4chanx

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who DUDE here, the cranberry one was eh so hopefully this one tastes better.

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>I don't use 4chanx

>>72982746

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>>72982725
It's a happy face!

What's the difference between standard US accent (New York I think, not sure. The accent that almost all Yank tourists put on in this country) and Canadian accent? Don't say aboot/eh
Literally can't tell you fuckers apart, except maybe I think Canadians sound slightly faggier and more throaty.

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Well, today I worked with my first immigrant who barely spoke English. I used to think that Americans were over complaining about it. I thought that the people who didn't speak English were the ones without jobs, or if they did had jobs they'd take the time to learn English. But nope, the guy I worked with has been here for over 20 years and he still didn't learn English.

I mean, I wouldn't be bothered by it if he was working his own business or was given a job he could handle well on his own without needing to talk to people too much, but I have a pretty blue collar job and him, a few others, and I were lifting and moving some heavy objects. There were a few moments today where I thought something was going to fall on me because either we couldn't properly communicate to him or he couldn't communicate to us. It was actually really scary and frustrating.

I'm sorry for thinking you Americans were silly to complain about it. I didn't realize until today that lack of full communication has the potential to be such a huge safety hazard.

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DRUMPF BTFO

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>>72982790
Canadians speak like Minnesotans, standard US accent is certainly not the NY accent. Even posters here go on and on making fun of the NY accent

>>72982790
the throaty faggier thing is the standard canadian

>NY accent
EYO

>>72982790
There is no single "Canadian" accent just like there is no single "American" accent.

It's regional. Just like everywhere fucking else in the world

almost bought a master sword in a mall two years ago

thinking my life would be better if I had tbqh

>>72982847
I'm walkin' here!

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>>72982736
a vagina on one side and a vagina on the other
joined by two sets of penises

>>72982861
a sword replica?

snot is dripping onto my lip

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What's up with the way some people pronounce roof and room and the like?

You ever notice this?

Some people pronounce it like in "ooze" or "shoe" and other like in "book"

>>72982799
En Français!!

>>72982759
Something something Satan's Cilantro

>>72982869
ah i though you were talking about pc components
what is this for then?

>>72982759
I need to stop DUDE because it is draining my bank account and is still 100% illegal here

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The GF

>>72982895
lad that is a pc component
for cable sex

>select all images with the label hamster
*selects a cat*
>:D

>>72982861
If it was from a mall it was probably shit. Of course if you don't use it, it wouldn't matter (at least a usable sword would have better value).

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>job hunting

>>72982790
This video has a good range of pretty much everything you'll hear in Ontario.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI2GVcjXXI8

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The GF

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What the hell is 4chanx?

who straight edge here

>>72982928
so its to extend you fan cable?

Jigsaw Falling Into Place really is the superior radiohead jam

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>>72982927
That is some extreme mental illness

>>72982949
nah i just have a 4 pin plug that i need to turn into a different type of plug and only have another 4pin plug so i need to either join them together or find another way

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The gf

>>72982819
>>72982790
More like Minnesotans sound like Canadians with a speech impediment.
It sounds similar to the PNW accent, but where they can't pronounce their "ou" correctly.

>>72982953
No, Wolf At The Door

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>>72982953
It's up there with Lotus Flower and the National Anthem

>>72982940
wow gross

haha just kidding she's a cutie.

>grew up with dogs my entire life so wasn't surprised if i saw hair around the house
>moved out and strangely started to see hair around the house
>realized it's my pubes

oh no

>>72982995
Shave that shit

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>>72982927

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king of limbs was a good album

>>72983018
only virgins shave their pubes

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This is a racist
Please protest this nonsense if you are not a racist

Just ate a donut

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>>72983051
what if i am racist

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Can't wait 'till every holocaust survivor dies off, so the pity party can end.

>>72982979
Oh, and with absurd slang

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Incoming heat burn induced by stress.

>>72983066
fucking nazi scum

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>>72983065
I'M GOING TO FUCKING FUCK FUCK YOUR FUCKING FUCK FUCK

>>72983066
Their children and grandchildren still have the inherited trauma

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>>72983051
Okay
Did I do good?

>>72983066
How many are left even? friggin cockroaches

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donald trump has more chins than a chinese phonebooth lol

I don't use 4chanx because I like the "authentic" experience, to put into to words I guess.

age of consent is 16 in South Carolina

whats the worst that could happen if i start dming the ubderage girls that follow me on twitter?

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>>72983113
i assume you meant phonebook

>>72983132
get ignored or called a creeper

been carrying my tactical pen on me the past couple days buds
feel a bit cooler already

>>72983110
I have no clue, but I could've sworn a good bit should've been long dead by now.

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>>72983132
I'm sure they'll fall for you champ

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>>72983107
>fur der

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makin' dindin

>>72983140
one girl from central america keeps messaging me already though but she is some crazy traditionalist who like anime

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>get a fucking alert on my phone for a "Dust Storm" warning
>look online weather report and see nothing about it

The movie the thing is patrician af

my milkshake brings all the bois to the yard
and they're like
______________

finish the sentence /cum/

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deport Toronto

>>72983179
please chronicle in explicit detail your online sexcapades with underage twitter sluts

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>>72983180
>read desert storm warning at first

why are there so many canadians posting in this thread

Reminder that the Kennedys are the ones who caused the Great Depression

>>72983162
>Grammatically incorrect
To make Trump hate in MS paint, you must treat it like a StH OC biography. Hillary Hate in MS paint you have to put on a tinfoil hat for.

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>>72983204
lol

>>72983225
Canadians are #1 in the world for average time spent online

>>72983204
What is with the exclaves?

>>72983245
are all canadians losers?

Reminder that conway WILL lie to you

>>72983257
Gated neighborhoods

>>72983225
Why not?

>>72983245
not a good thing. internet addiction is one of the worst plagues on society today

>>72983264
None of them are Americans, so yes.

>>72983257
italians I think

>>72983266
I have never lied once in my life ever

>>72983276
Yeah well at least it's better than your cock addiction

Why do I see Canadians on /pol/ complaining about immigration? You literally have the best kind -East Asian- while we're stuck with pakis

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>>72983293

>>72983291
what about that time you told me to put my hamburger in the fridge 5 hours ago

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conway is a very poor shitposter
and i mean that in both senses

>>72983302
Chinks are not the same as Koreans or Japanese m8

>>72983302
all immigration is bad
and we get plenty of pakis