/cum/

Are you early?

fuck you, I DON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME TO

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just ate an entire pizza lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXGP1GGLDe4

hmmmm yesssss

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>>72977843
Right on time

>>72977979
i always eat the whole pizza
im not even fat

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>deep dish

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>>72977989
You liar

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Umm... Like, can I have my (You)'s already?...

>watching anti-islam videos
>without fail, every video stops for a minute to virtue signal in the middle about american politics
good videos otherwise tbqh

>>72978088
i can't fucking stop laughing

>could have lost my virginity 3 times now but pussied out every single time

HATE myself desu

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>>72978088

>>72978165
voluntary celibacy is the path to enlightenment

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>>72978165
>mfw I know this feel all too well

>>72978194
It's not voluntary if it's your crippling autsim that's preventing you from fugging

Real new
>>72977954
>>72977954
>>72977954

>>72978194
No its not, just leads to always being horny/sexual frustration/repression

>>72978208
feels bad doesnt it

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>My package has been going around in circles in Miami, Florida

Come on, 4 days in florida already, i can understand one day but 4?
I wanna my motherboard now.

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>>72978237
It feels a singularity sinking into my soul.

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@72978032
Stop posting the worst girl maybe?

>>72978245
Next time, spend your money in actually useful items like dakis instead.

>>72978275
Yup, also have the 'tism which i think is preventing it

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>>72978032

>>72978237
Not true at all if you masturbate. I haven't touched a woman in my entire life, halfway through my twenties, masturbate every day, and I feel fine. I only start to feel repressed when I take a break from jackin it

>>72978245
DOA.

Calling it.

Good night /cum/

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>>72978322
No you don't.

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Just give me some fucking (You)'s already, okay?

>>72978292
Done, Tomoko and Tewi daki coming.
Still waiting for SAL tho.

>>72978321
I will shit myself of the anger i will have if something is damaged.
Not only the motherboard but something else i have since the warranty expired for everything else.

>>72978322
you cant just sleep the nofap away

>>72978337
see
>>72978303

>>72978358
Good lad.

don't post in the other thread, report it and hide it. we don't get two threads

>>72978311
Well if youre not jacking it, your biological response to repression is telling you to go out and fugg a girl

>>>/sp/74874558

me as the teacher

this is my post

>>72978405
why the fuck would I want a hole to throw my money in? I'll just keep jacking it thanks

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The only school I got into was my safety school
Wtf i'm a nazi now

You can't just ask for (You)s like that.
You must first acquire at LEAST trips.

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>>72978352
Let's trade

>>72978422
n0ot anymora

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>>72978444
Fine. But only because you got trips.

>http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/785813/European-Union-EU-boss-threatens-break-up-US-retaliation-Trump-Brexit-support
So when are we invading Luxembourg

>he doesn't by (You)s in bulk and get some free

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>>72978477
RIGHT NOW

>>72978503
that looks like mike cernovich

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I'm a slut for (You)'s

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>>72978477
>REEE STOP TELLING EU COUNTRIES TO EXIT
>I'LL FUCKING TELL OHIO AND AUSTIN, TEXAS TO EXIT
>DONT MAKE ME DO IT
this is hilarious

>>72978477
dindu nuffin

>>72978477
Win/win for us.
No more of that crumbling bureaucracy roleplaying as us.

>>72978550
they legally can't convince our states to leave though because they'd have to go to the senate first

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>>72978477
>the secession of the most patriotic state and a literal who
You just can't beat Freedom Undivided, liederhosen.

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>>72978503
you have my sword

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>>72978473
Only because I got trips

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lol

*posts*

teehee i'm a girl

>>72978713
>>72978713
>>72978713

>>72978713
>>72978713
PASLPD AKSD KASPF SOEFO{A FPLS
PLS BE MY GF

>>>/sp/74874486

hey guys look at this

>>72978713
>>72978753
IT'S BEEN NEARLY TWO MINUTES
RESPOND RESPOND RESPOMND

im a girl(girl)

>>72978839
post thighs

>>72978852
no

>>72978823
>>72978753
ummmm, eeww
sorry i only like chad

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Should we tell /brit/ to off themselves?

>>72978881
>brexit
they already did

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>>72978875
Welp. This is it.

Unless
>>72978839
Marry me.

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>>72978881
t. Labour Pro

Let them celebrate their breakfast

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;)

>>72978881
Yep.

Put it in motion.

>>72978936
that's a British gf, right?

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>>72978899

fun fact, me and denmark are actually going steady

canada, ignore america

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>>72978075
She's talking about me

>>72978985
will do

>>72978990
Nuh uh, that's me talking about the qt

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>>72978985
America gets so many things right but so many things wrong at the same time but I can't really say anything because you know

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>>72979034
who's the qt?

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>that feeling when a trap is about to cum and they flex all their muscles and suddenly look like a man

>>72978972
what happens now

>>72979066
thats because they are men, stupid burger

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>/int/ernal /cum/bustion

>>72979111
dem bush trips

>>72979086
woof

>>72979111
consider yourself checked

cant tell if people are memeing or delusional when they say traps arent gay

>>72979111
Very good post.

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>>72979132

>>72979157
traps unironically aren't gay unless they're the only thing you fap to

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>traps unironically aren't gay

>>72979063
The bf

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>>72979201

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they were a bit thick and i forgot to season the meat so the meat was kinda bland but overall would do again/10
still have another 2 for leftovers

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>>72978899
Nice dubdubs, kek
>>72978946
How do you wish to do it?
>>72978927
They don't let us enjoy ours though.

>>72979235
>show up in windows thumbnail fine
>photoviewer fine
>paint.net fine
>post to 4chan
>upside down
:|

>>72979235
that looks delicous bud, how long does it take to make them homemade?

If I were australian, I'd save all my images in the jpg format, reduce the quality in exchange for smaller size, and flip them upside down when uploading.

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Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

>>72979235
Did you put them in the fridge first?

I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

>>72979293
not very long, literally took ground beef, made it into a ball in my hands, put on plate, squished down, cooked
those took like 7 minutes a side though since they were so thicc
also you should season your meat before makin the burgz

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>neighbor's relatives kept parking in front of my driveway every time they came here
>planted nails under their tires last time they did it

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Why are urbanites so inferior to rural and suburban ubermenschen?

>>72979320
yes conway i put them in the fridge while i was cutting the onions and tomatoes and cheese

>>72979327
my dad use to make em like that too, except he would put some chopped onion into the beef for extra flavour

>>72979341
t. mongrel

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>>72979352
More proof that I control everything you do

No one on /cum/ is safe from me

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>>72979341
>suburban ubermenschen

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>>72979376
>More proof that I control everything you do

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>>72979235
Look pretty good, I made this pie when plums were in season.

who the fuck still eats plumbs

>>72979399
>plumbs
We /cannibal/ now?

>>72978292
>>72978358
Maybe I'll buy a dakimakura. Can you put the pillows into the washing machine or are the machines too small for the long pillows?

>>72979450
>Can you put the pillows into the washing machine or are the machines too small for the long pillows?
nigga just fold the pillow around the edge of the washing machine like a curled up snek

i'm done with my calculus homework you all

i got 31% of the questions right

Nobody here actually owns a dakimakura, right?

Whatever happened to girlposter?

>>72979477
I mean I own a long pillow that I put between my legs for spinal health but it doesn't have any pictures on it.

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Why is hiro selling our info to jewgle?

>>72979498
who cares

>>72979498
i'm here

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>>72979498
>he didn't hear

>>72979505
>Why is hiro selling our info
I no serr your info sirry gaijin

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>>72979498
I--s-she certainly doesnt post here anymore, haha

>>72979502
Can you hug your pillow? If so, you own a dakimakura. Infa 100%

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>tfw no Russian gf who lets me beat her if she over salts my food

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This is what the left wants.

>>72979505
I am 4chan admin now? I am too slow to follow,

>>72979542
you can hug literally any pillow

>>72979505
It's so Moot can kiss anybody who calls him cute

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>>72979549
Fucking gook playing the "Im jus sterpid chink" charade

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WEEEEEEEEEW LAAAAAAAAAD
MAN CAUGHT WITH DIRTY BOMB BLEW UP A HIGHWAY IN ATLANTA OUT OF DESPERATION AND IT COLLAPSED

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I'm about to go smoke some sticky kush, /cum/ what should I do while buzzed?

>>72979598
fap

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>>72979596
holy shit this isn't fake

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>>72979596
>go on pol
>ITS REAL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>72979399
They grow in my backyard. They smell like shit in late october though.

>>72979598
listen to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIoKr9VDg3A

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>>72979561
True. But can you do exactly what Kirino does in this picture with your pillow?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd9xnH9ZK4Y
GET IN NIGGERS

>>72979596
I'M IN ATLANTA WHAT SHOULD I DO

>>72979596
I GOT BOMBS IN ATLANTA

>>72979651
I probably could but I am taller than her so it would be uncomfortable.

>>72979586
cannot believe people actually fell for it too
>perfect english on blog
>studied engineering in the US for 4 years
me sirry japan man too slow wow

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>>72979642
cool

>>72979596
not sure how real the dirty bomb is but my parents went through atlanta today and got out 3 hours ago. It was awful this week traffic wise, awful this week, and its going to be hell for the next year

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>>72979671
drive through it

>>72977811
>late Fibra
>not early, god-tier Fibra
Stay pleb.
https://youtu.be/-Lax9NqUC4U

>>72979684
Maybe you own a dakimakura after all?

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/183913/#193814

Reminder that the gook has shit taste

>>72979726
If you want to call it that, it's fine with me.

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>/qa/
ew

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Rei > Asuka
If you disagree, you need to end yourself.

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>>72979730
get fucked loser
we own this place

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literally what did he mean by this

what game should i play preferably fps on sexbox360 whilst having a couple buds?

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>>72979750
>mfw not even /qq/ can stand up to /jp/ shitposting
>they'll never have a place to vent their bootyblisters about /pol/ only to be ignored by the staff

>>72979786
Halo, duh

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>>72979780
was atlanta an inside job

>I have 75% more reaction images on my cell than on my PC
>I have Extra flags on my PC
>I can already tell people apart without flags
>people get mad or ignore me because I use my phone
>my filenames on my PC sound autistic
>My phone loads quicker
What do I do /cum/?

Hey /cum/ how do I steal someone's girl? I hung out with her today and basically kept her laughing the whole time and she tells me about how her boyfriend is controlling. Wat do

>>72979801
i think i've played them all tbqh

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>>72979793
Keep up the good work

>>72979806
Can you tell who I am?

>>72979217
Nice vapeman

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>>72979815
tell her bf how she was coming on to you

>>>/pol/118982604
>>>/pol/118982604

Well, lads?

My girlfriend just told me about how she led some loser on and told him I'm controlling. She's gonna try to lure him to her place so I can jump him and rob him.

>>72979806
Get a better PC dummy

>72979846
Fite me, your girlfriend's rockin tits are mine now.

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butt

>>72979841
Canada. The real redpill is realizing that the collapse of the West is inevitable

>>72979869
BUNDA

*flashes his abs in front of your girl*

>>72979877
yeah well you're not helping there bud

>>72979869
t h i c c

>woods shrouded in fog
>torch does jack shit to illuminate anything but a foot in front of you
>dude, invisible enemies lmao
>dude, the torch doesnt even help show where they are, lmao

Dark souls 2 keeps finding new ways to make me wonder who the fuck greenlit such a piece of garbage

Reminder that we're going to have to move to KC when Hiro decides to shut the servers down for good

>>72979745
>If you want to call it that
I'm not sure myself.

>>72979829
Not where you're from, but if we have a convo in one thread, then encounter each other in the next, I can recognize it's you. I'm good enough at it I found an old friend on another board, even though we talked on /qst/ and /int/. So I'm alright,

>>72979907
Krautchan was shut down, though.

>>72979907
kc is dead again

>>72979924
Cripple chan then. When was KC shut down?

We should migrate to Ylilauta or however you spell that

>>72979935
Couple of days ago.

>>72979907
Are you frustrated? Link related: http://krautchan.net/

>>72979935
due to cp it was raided

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>>72979944

brchan is where we'll go

>>72979963
>claims
>no evidence
No

>>72979944
go check out ylilauta int and you will get eyecancer

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>>72979924
Wait it was?!

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>going to other chans
>voluntarily

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>>72979935
Remember that we were warned

https://www.4chan.org/flash?file=complaining.swf&title=Complaining

Complainer did nothing wrong

>>72979985
We will make a cozy /cum/ enclave

Bring Back Snacks

reminder that moot was a feminist

>12mg of antihistamine

welp ill be asleep soon

>>72980025
But we already have one here. Moving would let /brit/ take over /int/

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>Moot

>>72980095
>tfw ocd and I do this with everybody and everything I touch

sometimes my hands get so dry they bleed

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>moot

>>72979981
its just a rumor yes, but do you have proofs

>Applied to 5 schools
>Only got into a normie party college and a good school (that's twice what I can responsibly afford)
Feels bad mang
Cheer me up cum

wish i was in a black metal band

>>72980118
get some lotion nigga ashy as hell

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toom<

>>72980140
There's always community college for up fuckups

>>72980145
If I put lotion on I get an extremely strong urge to wash my hands as well and it lasts until I eventually wash my hands.

>>72980161

dumb worst girl poster

>>72980118
use hand sanitizer with moisturizing things

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What a shitty thread.

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>Baudet

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>>72980190
paska postaus

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day 2 of nofap

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Let us all take a moment to laugh at the state of California

>>72980182
I do but when you wash your hands after you do anything it doesn't really matter after awhile.

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brb going to the cute thing store

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>>72980209
*posts fap material*

>>72980175
What happens when you only put lotion on the backs of you hands? The skin inner surface of the hand isn't that sensitive so it doesn't need that much lotion. I dislike lotion on the inner surfaces so I put lotion on one back of one hand and rub it against the other back of the other hand.

>>72980209
day 4 of 74

>>72980235
you wouldn't dare

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>>72980209
haven't fapped in 3 days now
contemplating blowing my load tonight or tomorrow

>>72980237
That's what I do but it doesn't change the fact that I can feel it on my skin.

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>Toronto "Diversity, our strength" Canada

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>>72980247

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>>72980294
*severs thee*

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>>72980305

>we're not like those stupid yanks who keep their milk in cartons, we keep our bags in jugs!

>>72980276
>>72980305

no hablo espanol pour favor

>>72980305
white man boobs liquid mmmm

>>72980335

bet you speak arabic just fine

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>>72980320
whoops

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hmmmmm

>>72980246
>74 days
I remember you. Hello

>>72980270
One of the lotions I use is a bit like a fluid glove (some Swiss product). I guess it washes off too but it's still there after washing my hands a few times.
I'm also a hand washer BTW. I'm happy it'll be summer soon. I have almost no skin problems in summer.

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>>72980370
STOP

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>>72980401
Yeah it's definitely not as bad in the summer.

Anyway I'm going to bed soon, goodnight /cum/ and friends

>>72979543
who is this?

>>72980428
Goodnight

>>72980431
Some random girl

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the gf

>going to bed at 5:40

i really fucking hate canadians.

>w*st coast time

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>5:40

>tfw circumcision is so common here that one girl never saw a foreskin before
>thought it would be cute or sexy to bite it
It was terrible.

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>going to bed

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>just checked weather to see what its going to be like tonight because it was almost 70 degrees today
>90% chance of snow tomorrow
>100% chance of snow for the next 3 days

I'm sorry fucking WHAT?

>californian intellectuals don't understand the concept of time zones

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>i really fucking hate canadians.

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>living outside of Pacific Standard Time

oh wow

>canadian intellectuals don't understand the concept of jokes

think I'm ready to fall in love again lads

its just that type of feeling

>>72980209
How's it going? I made it a week and a half once

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>living on the opposite coast from donald

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>>72980531
>tfw have never fallen in love

>>72980543
p good

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everyone i am ever with breaks my heart, only thots want me

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easy

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>>72980551
Missing out desu

>Tfw too autistic to understand the concept of love

>>72980583

Here, have another one you pesky assshole.

>>72980584
Probably
>tfw my longest relationship lasted 7 months

people would like me a lot more if i was a girl

>>72980601

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V4IEV8l-gA

>>72980617
you can still become one!

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>tfw can't feel any emotion except hate

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>>72980607
>tfw been with my BF for almost three years

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WTF? I HATE leafs now!

>>72980631
i like being a guy

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>>tfw can't feel any emotion except hate

>>72980679
fag

>>72980648
I didnt know you were gay

>>72980671
always knew hockey was a nig sport

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>>72980682
yeah and?

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>a fifth of young adults are queers

>tfw never really loved any of my girlfriends
>never really cared when they broke up with me either

>>72980704
why is that girl growing a beard

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>tfw i can feel love

I love everyone of you ITT.

>>72980689

he's told us repeatedly, he's not gay, he just likes taking it in the butt

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>>72980689
I'm bisexual tyvm

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>>72980714
don't know but i think it suits her nicely

just got back from the store buds
hope you didn't want anything

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>I'm bisexual tyvm

>>72980708
everyone these days is a fag and/or mentally ill.
and they say {{they}} aren't poisoning the water supply

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>I'm bisexual tyvm

>>72980739
I actually would have been happy about a banana beer. I never tried one and wonder what it tastes like.

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>>72980708
Unstable hormones can make them be "Experimental"

That and I'm convinced the majority of them are lying for attention since they never have any relationships

>>72980752
I love this so much

Have this fun meme I made with a friend's photoshop

>>72980780
never seen one and that would have involved me walking another 20ft to the liquor store

>>72977945
>>72977945
>>72977945
new

>>72980825
wow

>>72980825
shit thread

>>72980825
shant

>>72980889
shall