/brit/

Maisie

think i'm going to have to start cheating on the gf lads

no not Maisie

animr

>>72975753
Why

wankered off my cunting bollocks lads

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anime

Reckon I could heem a crocodile. Literally a fucking manlet dinosaur. Would completely fucking stomp all over it's head and wear it's teeth as a cool necklace.

*tiptoes into the thread*
be vewwy quiet, im hunting wunts

could kill anyone here wearing leather armour and dual wielding daggers like karl "fookin" tanner

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what if janny's a cute grill

>>72975767
not enough sex desu

>so mate our missus says you've got a massive knob, whip it out, show us mate

*fires a crossbow at your chest*

heh, nothing personal kid

>>72975790
you're the first non-brit to post in the thread well done

>>72975792
doubt that mate. you sound like fookin ballsack

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>>72975792

c'mere

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>be irish

HOLY SHIT HAHA

Reckon if I had a bag of speed and a zweihander I could take on any fucking dopey animal on this planet

loadsa money

shin is fucking killing me lads
in severe pain

irish space program
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/30/scientists-peru-successfully-grow-potato-mars-simulator/

>>72975834
that's pretty scary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyudA1Iibs0

>>72975800
God bless her for having the read your posts. I can spot your posts a mile off and you're a dirty little bastard. You've probably put her off men for life.

>>72975834
would offer little protection against my thrusts

>>72975823
my dexterity is off the charts desu

>>72975856
You're running wrong.

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*shakes head in disgust*

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>>72975839
>>72975863
potatoes?

>>72975905
yeah definitely
any tips for sorting it next time?

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>>72975919
Was just about to post that potato pepe

>the absolute state of the irish

>>72975919
like this Pepe I do

>>72975908
*brings back 50 packs of fags to sell*

>>72975908
*british family in spanish resort starterpack

>>72975805
>tfw the gf has a high sex drive but i honestly prefer masturbation

Wanna swap?

*tangoes you*

>>72975948
I'm 'enry the 8th I am

wew really glad that lad in the other thread posted this medieval fighting battle of the nations shit

actually so entertaining to watch

i like how they actually do hit the shit out of each other quite a bit, israel vs belarus was brutal tbqh, belarus got smashed in the head a fair amount

WILL be spending the night watching this

>>72975958
*and Scandinavia

*and probably everywhere else too because you fail to realize your people are the americans of europe

>>72975908
Remove the pool and you've got Britain in the summer

>>72975908
business idea: genocide the lower class

>>72975902
you should shut your fookin hole, ugly little
cunt

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>>72975930
Do NOT run until your shin feels completely ok again.

>>72975991
hownew.ru
Was literally massive on /int/ like last year or something

business idea: hide in bushes at the park and steal dogs

Hello lads. What did you get accomplished today?

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>>72975991
reminder that Argentine backs were made for Finngolian axes

>>72976006
These sort of people cannot even afford to go to Scandinavia
You're talking bollocks

>>72975834
>tfw no fair lady gf

>>72976010
i will invest

>>72976000
nonce

>>72976042
fuck all

My stats

Strength: 7
Perception: 6
Endurance: 9
Charisma: 9
Intelligence: 9
Agility: 10
Luck: 2

potato famine wasn't really that funny 2bh

>>72976021
thank you, saved this image

>>72975974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhOeG-uTJxw

I remember those days, people tangoing one another at school

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>>72976074
The only thing that's not funny about it is that it ended.

>>72976026
>>72976026
they ahve it on every year
pretty sure it happens in may over like 4 days
always good to watch

>>72976074
>eating newborns isn't funny

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BELx9X7snl

threadly reminder

listened to some american music now I want to roll a spliff
hmmm

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>why yes I do create the new thread


>and indeed I go out of my may to link it not once, not twice but thrice


>I truly am a /brit/ expert

>>72976074
You had to be there.

best and worst trait you have lads?
best:
left wing
worst:
no self-control

>>72976026
>unironically stepping foot into any part of /int/ outside of /brit/

lad, i.....

>>72976048
remember watchign this live,
lad had a broken scapula or something

>>72976006
those types of brits dont go on holiday to scandinavia. you really think they're gonna pay £8 a pint?

also scandinavia have their equivalent culture. cant remember where it was but my ex told me about the swedish 18 year olds equivalent of Magaluf and shit that we do here

its our shared nordic roots m8 ;^)

>>72976124
You sound like a fucking robot

dnnnnnn nenenennne dnnnnnn eneneeen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seBbcPOR5-8

>>72976144
/int/ was good three years ago, if you haven't been here for that long you need to leave, paki

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Thinking that Canadians should really be culled to extinction lads

>>72976139
Best: Centre-right
Worst: Kissless virgin

>>72975986
I remember this hell from uni

Washing used to take fucking days to dry in those cold damp houses full of mould, having to find any kind of hanging space I could over chairs, open wardrobe doors, lips on the coving or the blind rail

fuck me what a nightmare that used to be

>>72976139
best: really tall
worst: mentally ill

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Get the fuck out of éire, you cunts.

really cringe heavily when some mong decides to post his voice here, it makes me very uncomfortable that such people dwell here

consciousness is an intrinsic property of the universe

>>72976189
10

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>>72976126

>>72976139
Best:
phenomenal willpower
Worst:
Too intelligent, charismatic and athletic to truly fit in with any modern tribe

>>72976138
liked this post

>>72976207
Why do you keep posting that pathetic attentionwhoring drug addict?

>>72976201
culling's too slow
nuke please

>>72976189
>imgur
Reddit

>>72976209
fuck off cosmic spider your le ebic shamanic powers have no control over me

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>Best:
>phenomenal willpower
>Worst:
>Too intelligent, charismatic and athletic to truly fit in with any modern tribe

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Would rather live in the early 1900s

>>72976139
best:
easy to talk to
worst:
complete people-pleaser

>>72976073
My stats:

60 attack
60 strength
70 defence
88 range
85 mage
52 prayer
79 hp

thinking of taking a break from the range grind to level up mage a bit more desu xx

>>72976139
Best:
might be quite handsome but i can't tell
Worst:
emotionally unstable, very depressed

>>72976236
i think shes qt

>>72976256
T_T

>>72976139
best:
Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor
worst:
none

4 str 4 stam
Augh ugh

>>72976256
>imgur
Reddit

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>>72976173
runt life

shit like this is why the chon has been ruined by retards coming from youtube

>>72976139
Best: incredible ninja swordsman
Worst: the darkness... inside me... is always trying to break free... >:)

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>>72976139
>best
I'm alive
>worst
I don't want to be

>>72976256
i would rather you did too

>>72976288
level 18?

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>>72976236
>pathetic

Fight me irl I'll fucking glass you.

idea for a sitcom: man wakes up from a 20 year coma and tries to adapt to modern life, also he is a midget

Best:
Descendant of archons from another Galaxy
Worst:
Cosmic spiders are destroying my frequencies

>>72976292
literally came here from a "top 10 freakiest things that happen on 4chan" video
AMA

>>72976208

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sOti1508Aq

literally you

BAD COMPANYIEE

TIL THE DAY I DIE

>>72976408
what was #1

>>72976288
leather belt? AGHHHHHH

>>72976173
/ourgirl/
poppy is really fit but those videos are so shit and boring

>>72976410
that's my frog give it back

>>72976415
Fuck up fagatron

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>>72976410

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>>72976401
feels bad to be high insight

Sitcom idea: all plots, jokes, scenarios are lifted entirely from /brit/ anecdotes and gimmicks

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>mfw when a yank posts near me

>>72976429
Can't remember any of them tbf

My stats:

70 Str
80 Int
40 Agi
25 hp
+100 mana (3rd eye bonus)
+40 spirit (Alligned Chakra bonus)
-20 sociability (Tome of /brit/ trinket)

my LSD usage brought out vivid childhood experiences and led me to conclude that we never truly forget anything

then i read stan grof and his theory is that it is possible to remember BEING IN THE WOMB

>>72976395
quite like it. can think of improving it in one of 2 ways

either
man wakes up from a 20 year coma to find he is actually back in time 800 years. has to adapt to dark age life. also he is a midget and becomes some sort of amusing jester/sage figure

man does not wake up from a 20 year coma. also he is a midget. burial very difficult as he is too small for all the normal coffins and they keep popping him down places and losing him

i dunno man theyre just ideas

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>>72976445
>>72976454
I'm taking all the frogs

sitcom idea: verbatim remake of seinfeld but every character is played by adam sandler

>>72976458
Not funny mate I unironically get cosmic spiders in my dreams every night it's not a meme

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Punished Snow; A bastard back from the dead

Chinese lad has filled out the template on google docs that everyone can access instead of making a copy and filling it in haha

can't take lsd because my dad's side has a history of schizophrenia

Sitcom idea: Ed miliband trying to get a new job after being kicked from labour

>>72976139
best: eager to learn
worst: motivation is eh
probably makes the 'best' redundant

Just watchin' some Ja/ck/ tbqh

>>72976478
literally impossible. the brain isnt developed enough to form memories

sitcom idea: youtube zit-popping vids with a laugh track

Did burglars ever actually wear black and white striped clothes and carry a bag that said 'swag' on it?

I think prisoners in the 19th Century had to wear black and white striped uniforms right?

>The police chief investigating claims that Sir Edward Heath was a paedophile is convinced the allegations are ‘120 per cent’ genuine, The Mail on Sunday can reveal.


the elites are having sex with kids

>>72976534
wish they'd make a 2 hour movie of sorts from each game of thrones season so i could get into it

Imagine what a Yank version of Question Time would be like

>>72976534
Lack of formation for jons forces was horrible in this

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>>72976486
need some rare ones

>>72976535
banter. fuck with his doc and do memes

*casts curse of the virgin on you*
*you are now stuck with with virgin walk for 48 hours*

>>72976484
800 years ago is high medieval bitch

schizophrenia is codeword for too redpilled and someone who needs to be silenced because they know too much about the inter-workings of this simulation

I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU NORMIES SO MUCH

LITERALLY JUST BECCAUSE ITS A BLUE BOARD YOU THINK YOU CAN TERRORISE THIS PLACE WITH YOUR SIMPLE MINDED POISON

WELL I SWEAR TO GOD PLEASE JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID ROASTIE GF

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID MUH MDMA

LITERALLY JUST GO TO FUCKING /B/

inb4 some deano b like herr derr but im a normie u spas, point is this an autist safespace

Nigel
Nige
Nigge
Nigger

hmmmmmm

>>72976139
Best:
Good looking
Worst:
Lonely

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every time I do a hallucinogen it becomes very clear to me that I really need to take initiative and turn my life around instead of waiting for something to happen, lest I become a thoroughly isolated and miserable person

but I never change anything

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am i handsome?

>>72976464
But will there be a studio audience that laughs so people know when the jokes happen?

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>>72976575
>Implying I walk

>>72976256
curious what the large white building is in the foreground

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>>72976568

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>>72976568
try this on for size

>lost my virginity 2 and a half years ago

how time flies lads fucking hell

>>72976577
id take that too. i just want him to be a jester

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VIG: 39
ATT: 14
END: 24
VIT: 33
STR: 40
DEX: 15
INT: 8
FAI: 9
LCK: 11

>>72976537
schizophrenia will be cured in our lifetimes as we uncover more secrets about our bodies


maybe when youre like 40 or 50 you can do some lsd with less worries or even some super drugs that they design by that time such as ultra-lsd or mega-mdma or super-weed

>>72976607
too enlightened to indulge in such wicked poisons. literally fucking CIA psy-op tools:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra#LSD

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>>72976562

>>72976607
So why keep taking them

>>72976468
FOY

>>72976635
haha me too

>22
>hairline's receding
haha kill me

>>72976564
true, but if you disable your inner autist it was still enjoyable

the thing that was most irritating was the stupid pile up of bodies and the poor use of what should have been a hyper effective shock unit (the giant)

all they had to do was wait until the melee gets bogged down and send the giant in swinging a log. ramseys forces would rout for sure

>>72976556
ask a reddit austist to do it for you

>>72976635
Lost my virginity 4 years ago

18 months since I last had sex ahahaha FUCK

>>72976647
SCROWLING

>>72976647
I chuckled quite sensibly so I shan't comment on the iFunny.co watermark

>>72976624
joke: live studio audience
woke: using laughter clips from an audience watching a different recording

having a sexual fantasy

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>>72976633
thank you

>>72976562
I imagine not very many republican speakers, and if there were they would be the most neocon motherfuckers

>>72976624
Only when americans are authentically murdered onscreen

>>72976622
could prolly snag a 6/10 with relative ease with a face like that

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>super-weed

Doing some super-weed (from space)

thoughts?

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>>72976693

>>72976659
because the bits that are just stupid giggling or listening to music while the walls warp are fun enough to justify it

berlin looks extremely degenerate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsrvaP9MVJA

How did the CIA get away with MKULTRA?
>In Operation Midnight Climax, the CIA set up several brothels in San Francisco, California to obtain a selection of men who would be too embarrassed to talk about the events. The men were dosed with LSD, the brothels were equipped with one-way mirrors, and the sessions were filmed for later viewing and study.[45] In other experiments where people were given LSD without their knowledge, they were interrogated under bright lights with doctors in the background taking notes. The subjects were told that their "trips" would be extended indefinitely if they refused to reveal their secrets

Everytime i run my fingers through my hair a few strands come off. Every fucking time.

Am I gonna go bald?

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>mfw "redpilled" troglodytes describe things in themselves with worldly concepts like "simulation" or "god"

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>>72976718
Do you like elephanto?

business idea: keep the runts under control using politics

>>72976731
nah yeah

>>72976731
try showering and getting some sunlight you degenerate subhuman

I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU NORMIES SO MUCH

LITERALLY JUST BECCAUSE ITS A BLUE BOARD YOU THINK YOU CAN TERRORISE THIS PLACE WITH YOUR SIMPLE MINDED POISON

WELL I SWEAR TO GOD PLEASE JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID ROASTIE GF

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID MUH MDMA

LITERALLY JUST GO TO FUCKING /B/

inb4 some deano b like herr derr but im a normie u spas, point is this an autist safespace

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>>72976756
ye

achieving gnosis lads

>>72976713
nice enjoy the ride

>>72976731
have you tried not doing that?

lost my virginity 7.5 years ago, literally 3 quarters of a decade
who /postnormie/ here

The BBC is using taxpayer money to report on tweets.
Can't wait for to revert to a third world nation 2bh. Burn it all down and rebuild Great Britain from the ashes.

>>72976779
Fuck off mate that's my gimmick
Bet you don't even talk to archons

>gf gets offended over something (looking for attention)
>lie to her that I care
>she catches me out
>say ok, I don't care i was just pretending to make you feel better
>she says "I wasn't really mad before, but now I am because you lied"

Fucking women, stupid cunts one and all

Cannot believe I used to cry over not having a gf.

Achieving diagnosis lads

It's chlamydia

>>72976678
been about 2 days for me hahah

>>72976756
The colours are aesthetic.

>>72976794
8 years here

drinking some rather lovely camomile tea then gonna put on a podcast to give my third eye a good scrub while I go to sleep

>>72976775
I shower everyday. Tried dropping to every 2 days to see if it helped. It did not

learning the secrets of The Ancients

>>72976776
Shan't be diverting my retinas to any pixel within this post

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business idea: Purge Canada

>>72976813
Next time just outright tell her you don't care

Getting facefucked by my dog

wonder what would happen if we abolished the monarchy
would they move to Canada or Australia? They already have palaces ready for them.

business idea: organised crime

'ght 'o a 'cide

>>72976843
*invests in this venture*

>tfw the ratpack don't appreciate your thirst for gnosis

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>>72976834
you'll need one of these

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>>72976830
how do you clean your jap's eye without taking a full blown shower

>>72976858
better move to canada

>>72976816
f

could do with maisie using a high power laser to vaporise my bollocks into a fine mist

>>72976832
You on chemo?

>>72976813
>gf gets offended over something (looking for attention)


the looking for attention thing is the root of it 2bh. immature girls who have the mind of a 12 year old are never good gf material, they're just put on this planet for sex. a top quality gf whos there for more than sex has to have a functioning brain.

>>72976858
dutty slut :p

>>72976894
No

>>72976895
r e d d i t s p a c i n g

>>72976901
It's a metaphor actually

business idea: pick up loose women, then get them to sleep with other men for money, taking a cut myself

>>72976906
Then see a doctor.

>>72976906
You are mate. Every single one of us is subject to radiation from HAARP, it's all part of the technocratic autonomy that is planet Earth these days, I wish I was joking

just been caught by my dad touching the dog inappropriately
looks like it's back to living on the streets for me

I don't like mass immigration

business idea: offer someone cash in exchange for their time

I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU NORMIES SO MUCH

LITERALLY JUST BECCAUSE ITS A BLUE BOARD YOU THINK YOU CAN TERRORISE THIS PLACE WITH YOUR SIMPLE MINDED POISON

WELL I SWEAR TO GOD PLEASE JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID ROASTIE GF

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID MUH MDMA

LITERALLY JUST GO TO FUCKING /B/

inb4 some deano b like herr derr but im a normie u spas, point is this an autist safespace

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>>72976813
haha, yeah mate hate when the gf does that. gets on my bloody nerves haha

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*annihilates your ballbag with telekinesis*

THANKS KIND STRANGER

>>72976954
I have some time

>>72976928
too late, the little man downstairs has already sprung to life

Business idea: rig the American elections

>>72976940
>HAARP
I'm more of a Smitchwicks man
*badum tsss*

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can't be rejected by women if you never ask them out in the first place

Complete extermination of all life is the only way to reunite with the world soul and overcome the thrownness of conscious beings.

>>72976977
To the notion of graphic bestiality?

>>72977008
me

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heard that prince charles has dracula blood today on infowars and it blew my mind

>PRINCE Charles has long joked that he has a stake in Transylvania as a blood descendant of the real life Count Dracula, Vlad the Impaler.


the elites are just rubbing their evil in our faces

ping

sitcom idea: graphic bestiality

>>72977008
This, 27 years old and never rejected once.

Imagine being a Yank and just living in some city nobody's ever heard of in some state nobody cares about

Just one of 350 million people, like an ant colony

>>72977008
you're being rejected by default if no girl ever asks you out though

>>72977008
me

gagging for a willy up my bum

>>72977035
>impaling mudshits
>evil

1:10 for ultimate fucking punch from a christian to a smelly paki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z09wVGsfivY
Cuck'd religion my fucking brown trouth

pong

>>72976895
I would leave her in a heartbeat if i thought I had a chance of getting an actually intelligent gf

But I don't, I was a khhv before she came along so I'm just going to stick with it for now

>>72977023
is there a problem here?

Right, which one of you lads wants a good hard bumming?

>>72977047
Could say the same for any Brit not living in London

>>72977047
its the same as living anywhere else 2bh


everyone on earth is just an ant

>>72977047
imagine being a bong
just one of a gorillion shitskins in london (new islamabad)

The dream is to move to Kansas City, Kansas.

wish a girl would take a baseball bat and just decimate my bollocks

>>72977047
The only relevant british cities are dublin and glasgow

>>72976853
She's literally bipolar, if she gets the impression I don't care she just goes mental

>intelligent women
No such thing.

Fucking wew, the people in QT audience are thick as pig shit.

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>>72977112
>making fun of a country for having cities infested with diversity
>flag

>>72977047
Don't have to unfortunately

>>72977119
Low quality bait

>>72977130
give the bankers the soldiers footballs

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>imagine being a bong
>just one of a gorillion shitskins in london (new islamabad)

>Islamabad
>ISlam-a-bad
>islam a bad

mind=blown

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on the night train

>>72977125
im a girl and im quite smart...

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>>72977066
holy fuck, 10/10 wammerjammer

I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU NORMIES SO MUCH

LITERALLY JUST BECCAUSE ITS A BLUE BOARD YOU THINK YOU CAN TERRORISE THIS PLACE WITH YOUR SIMPLE MINDED POISON

WELL I SWEAR TO GOD PLEASE JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID ROASTIE GF

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID MUH MDMA

LITERALLY JUST GO TO FUCKING /B/

inb4 some deano b like herr derr but im a normie u spas,no one cares, it is NOT an achievement, point is this an autist safespace

>>72977125
True, women are unironically brainless. You don't have to be an autist with no experience of women to understand this.

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Birmingham is the 9th biggest city in Europe but no one outside of the midlands has even heard of it

The smear campaign was very effective desu

>>72977091
I bet it certainly is a little man

>>72977112
FOY

>>72977123
So stop caring if she goes mental. Sounds like she's using emotional blackmail to me

>>72977156
>im a girl
dont believe you

>>72977164
Callum Cronin

>>72977131
We aren't happy with this but people in your country who are alive right now made the choice to be more like us even though it's miserable.

>>72977166
It's in the same percentile as your tits

Business Idea: Post an opponent's argument on a more intelligent and subject-relevant board to steal ideas for good counter-arguments

>>72977164
That's not true because of Sabbath and Ozzy lad

>>72977164
Was no smear campaign, it's because no one can fucking understand the cunts when they try to speak to you about it.

poo bum?

>>72977164
Not spent a lot of time there but it looks nicer than Manchester. Manchester looks like it needs jetwashing, dirty place.

Except my puds dont stand to attention when dog dicks are brought up

Capitalism idea: someone else does the work but I get the money

ping

>>72977181
a part of you deep down does


too lazy and too smart to post pics though, not posting myself online

>>72977224
poo licker

Communism idea: [COLLAPSE]

>>72977221
Yanks might know who ozzie is but they don't know he grew up in Aston

>>72977164
>smear campaign
>nobody has heard of it

pick one spacktard

>>72977252
Leave this place at once

>>72977252
BE my yank gf

pong

>>72977014
I want Tim to mount me

>>72977179
She is. It's so obvious she's doing it as well, she is an actual retard tb h, probably thinks she's some master manipulator when really she just looks ridiculous to me.

Honestly finding it hard to give a shit anymore, but I need some gf experience so I'm sticking with it.

needa gf
any takers?

communism: everyone does the work and nobody gets anything

I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU NORMIES SO MUCH

LITERALLY JUST BECCAUSE ITS A BLUE BOARD YOU THINK YOU CAN TERRORISE THIS PLACE WITH YOUR SIMPLE MINDED POISON

WELL I SWEAR TO GOD PLEASE JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID ROASTIE GF

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID MUH MDMA

LITERALLY JUST GO TO FUCKING /B/

inb4 some deano b like herr derr but im a normie u spas, or be like herr der you already made this post lots, no one cares, it is NOT an achievement, point is this an autist safespace

idea: do bad things without people noticing

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>>72977154
Have enough seat for that fat ass there m8? haha

>>72977164
There's not really anything there though. Hard to believe it's the 2nd largest city after london if you compare the two

Anarchism rule: don't need roads if the local warchief is going to imprison you as a slave anyways

London, our least white city, is around the same percentage white (~60%) than the entire US as a whole is

doing a very serious think about this

Fascist idea: Create a culture based entirely around hero worshipping soldiers and militarism, then lose every war you fight

>>72977281
she's giving you shit tests to see how much you will put up with

>>72977309
>ass
fuck off yank

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG1F89DetCM

>>72977245
i want in on this


give me a 30% cut and i'll find people to do the work and after they're put in place i'll do nothing as well

>>72977271
The smear campaign was to kill Birmingham's economy and attempted to spread it round the north

Brummie accents are banned from the BBC

>>72977323
pretty sure leicester and luton are less white than london

does anyone else really like al murray

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>>72977328
the inner machinations of his mind are an enigma

Just did a fart that smells like a dog fart, it's still prett nice. Currently basking in it right now and cupcaking myself on the next rocket

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Anyone who uses arse over ass is a member of the underclass

Idea: anarcho-totalitarianism

>>72977329
Yeah I know full well what she is doing. All she's achieved is that I'm now certain she will not be a long-term thing, going to dump her the second something better comes along.

Stupid runts like her aren't worth my time or effort.

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>>72977245
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21043693

anarcho-racism

book idea: how /pol/ did not in fact influence the 2016 presidential election in any meaningful way

>>72977370
finding brian snail is like looking for waldo


this shit is tough

>>72977406
>Americans are stupi-

>>72977388
>>72977388

NEW THREAD LADS

ping

>>72977404
just keep destroying that pussy in the mean time compadre