Best senator edition
First for Switzerland
FUCK HAYFEVER lads
I come back after 5 days and you made this shitty thread
Kill yourself
>>72974693
preferred him when he was a barbarian instead of a barbarian pretending to be a prophet tbqh
>>72974707
:^)
>>72974707
Calm down goy
Vermont is a meme state
*walks into thread*
*shakes hand with the mexican*
*gives the american a high five*
*ignores the canadian and leaves him awkwardly waiting with his hand up*
>>72974731
EYO IM FROM BOOKLYN
HOW DARES YOU NOT MAKE THIS THREAD ABOUT ITALIAN HERITAGE
MAYBE'S I'S SHOULDS GIVES YOU A PIECE OF MY MIND, WHADDYA THINK, VINNY?
E Y O
Y
O
i wish i wasnt retarded
>>72974650
nth for bernie would've won
>>72974795
here's how he can still win
>>72974731
Filthy dumb Legion scum
nth for bernie can still win this thing
>>72974762
>EYO IM FROM BOOKLYN
kek I enjoy you
absolutely excellent thread
>>72974759
>>72974809
I worded it very carefully to avoid endorsing the Legion. I still hate the Legion, but I hate God-Among-The-Savages even more
>>72974650
post rare berns
>tfw you can't side with the Great KHANS and KHAN the west
>instead they jihad themselves on the dam for nothing
ITT: virgins
Bernie can still get into the White House, here's how
>>72974877
t. virgin
>>72974877
Impossible considering that I'm your father
lads what should i stick my willy in/
>>72974911
Edmonton
>>72974911
a toaster
>>72974931
stop it
>lads
>willy
>>72974911
A man
>>72974967
Just had a goat fap to asian amateur buds
>>72974911
south east asian prostitute
>>72974976
good post
Do people with these IMG filenames come from reddit?
>>72974874
budget and time restrains
even still they managed to create a way better game on a less budget and time
maybe we will get a dark souls and new vegas we wanted, one day....
>>72974911
bagina
>>72975019
no theyre using an iphone
>>72974997
stop
it
Mr. Prime Minister, how do you reconcile attending a gender-segregated event with your feminist ideology?
>>72975020
>better game
Compared to what anon? COMPARED TO WHAT?
TODD DID HIS BEST OKAY? I GUESS FUCKING WHAT?
IT. JUST. WORKS.
Okay?
Why cant you fuckers understand? IT JUST WORK!
LEAVE TODD ALONE!
>>72975076
Ok, sorry
How was your day bud
I had something really interesting to post you would all want to hear but I forget now FUCK
DONG Island lmao
>>72975076
my iphone just gives me image.jpg for a filename
then again im on an iphone 4 kek
I feel very emotional
>>72975136
emotionally gay lmao
>>72975106
IM SORRY TEDD ILL BUY YOUR SEASONING PASS
I give your mother the Long Dong island if you catch my drift(like your sister catches my cum)
>>72975135
its a certain version of IOS, i think the iphone 5S is the oldest supported model now
>>72975115
bretty good the italian bistro place on mainstreet does nice brownies for 1.50 i learned today
wbu, also i dont mind the gayposting just dont force it on posters that are straight afaik
>>72975194
Impossible, my mother doesn't like Jews
>>72975194
wew LAD just WEW
>>72975218
yeah i can't update iOS anymore
oh well whatever it does what i need it to do
>>72975223
It was the only way for him to express his anger against the media ridiculing him. It just works. Leave him be
>>72975218
I went to the doctor and apparently I have swimmer's ear
>just dont force it on posters that are straight afaik
I figured he wanted shitty answers
>>72975236
i thought all the NY jews were from Brooklyn
The other generals are laughing at us again
>>72975284
amazing image
>>72975277
how? did you go swimming in a lake recently?
>>72975273
Reminder that Todd posting is God's gift to mankind
>>72975277
is that anything like gaybois bum?
>>72975284
who cares? We'll always be the best
>>72975284
I wonder why
/cum/ is the most powerful general on /int/
>>72975328
fuck off todd
>>72975328
where are the mountains, todd?
Stop bullying Todd
>>72975313
I don't know, she said that it might be from water sitting in my ear after I get out of the shower. I've never had a problem with it so I don't know what was different this time
>>72975328
That's more like rug burn tbqh
I made 3 posts on reddit and all of them were post-ironically making fun of reddit
>>72975415
t. Todd Howard
>>72975415
FUCK OFF TODD
imagine a remake of the thing but the monster is todd howard and he wants to make everyone into him so they'll buy the season pass
FUCK DRUMPF
Deporting illegals is racist
Stop playing new vegas
>>72975442
Have them drain it, alternatively you can role up a tissue and stick it in to get some of the water/wax out. Sounds amateur but that's what my ear doctor did and it works great
>>72975532
done and done
how to get healthcare in canada when living there as an undocumented immigrant?
>>72975562
>Have them drain it
Drain what?
She just told me to stick cotton in my ear when I take a shower for the next couple of weeks
>2012
>3 hours
>>72975597
I-is your head short?
>tfw no slutty gf
Twitter sucks now.
(@ the other twitter anon on here that I always talk to)
>coughing
>sneezing
>eyes watering
>joints/sore body
>feel "out of it"
>face is warm
not a fan of being suck buds
>>72975597
What happened to your hair ?????????
goin to the ol' 'quor store buds
>>72975616
its pretty boring
>>72975601
They'd use some contraption to drain the water out of my ear while I was there, on your own you can't do that of course but the tissue works fine
>>72975629
N-no
>>72975642
I got a haircut
>Bernie can still get into the White House, here's how
>>72975648
Don't :(
>>72975648
LCBO??
>>72975641
Solution
>stop staring at blue light
>more sleep
>stay active and eat decent
>>72975701
sorry i don't live in a cucked province
>>72975685
but why not
>>72975641
sucksuck bitch
>>72975632
cuckcuck bitch
won a game of pool on campus today, AMA
>>72975730
how many balls can you fit in your mouth?
argentina
>>72975660
I don't think there's water in it right now, it's been like this since Sunday or so
>>72975721
Because you'll start puking blood again
>>72975730
other guy probably hit the 8 ball in
>>72975721
literally every province has a state run liqour store
>>72975730
how many stick in pooper?
>>72975803
have yet to see one in alberta bud
>>72975770
0
>>72975802
actually, he was about to shoot the 8 ball which was right next to a pocket, but he decided to be a showoff and do a bank shot off the far wall. He missed entirely, scratched, and I sunk the next 2 balls in to win
>>72975780
Good evening Chile
tfw you live in a cucked province
>>72975679
Sorry. How do you like your new haircut?
>state run Liquor stores
>milk in bags
>the municipality of canada
>>72975890
I likey
>>72975890
*burns Toronto again*
Fixed it, bud
>>72975906
>his state has Spanish as an official language
>>72975906
>21 to drink alcohol
>cant buy ketchup Lay's
heh
>>72975906
>the municipality of canada
I don't understand this tbqh
>>72975941
>his country has french as an official language
>>72975871
Good evening
what is it about Toronto that fosters such stupidity
>>72975969
beautiful and sophisticated language with a pleasant accent and a rich history of literature
>having an official language
>57
>>72976007
>t. CHI whose parents dont speak English
>>72975985
kek
toronto is the most intelligent intellectual in /cum/
Italian is a good language
>want to learn French and Russian so that I can read the classics in the original language
>don't read the English classics as it is
Who /shitter/ here
>>72976045
I think we've been here since before WW2, idk tho
Sei nato e morto qua
Nato e morto qua
Nato nel paese delle mezze veritÃ
Why don't muslimas celebrate my penis?
>>72976155
that esperanto?
I fucked a nun and holy shit it was fucking fantastic she wouldn't stop yelling and I'm like yo keep it down b the priest will hear
>>72976177
because like the messiah, its impossible to see
>>72976177
Muslim girls smell weird
>>72976180
>jewsperanto
>>72976203
idk if this is specific to Egyptians but the Egyptian girl at my highschool always smelled like curry powder
>>72976177
Celebrate? That little thing? Ew. Gross. Just stop.
>>72975803
>being this ignorant
I'm not even Albertan and I know they got rid of their gov't liquor stores
>>72976240
DEFECATE IN CALIPHATE
>>72976233
haha good post lol guess i'm a jew
>>72976107
>tfw dutch classics are just shipbuilding and tulipfarming manuals
>>72976240
The only Muslim girls I've interacted with were also Egyptian and smelled like curry powder as well
>>72975985
>California asking this question
The only muslim girls I interacted with weren't pretty
>>72976269
I didnt know senpai
My cat won't stop looking angry at me
It vibrates it's head like it's really pissed off
>>72976386
not an argument
>>72974650
>saw some fuck with a "Dont blame me, I voted for BERNIE" bumper sticker
>could not drive in a straight line even when going 10 under the speed limit
>took 30 seconds for her to register that the light turned green
>literally could not drive worth shit
>mfw the whole time being stuck behind her
>>72976298
Not a jew, just a shabbos goy
>100s of weebshit games on sale
>none of them are good
>>72976469
hillary lost
You know what gets me thinking? The only normal Californian isn't even American. What is it that's wrong with people born in California?
>>72976491
>>72976409
not a good flag
Hillary elle aime le gros noire dong
>>72976491
I saw a handful I want but the prices suck. this sale is just an excuse to show off their new anime shows for sale
>>72976508
What's wrong with the Los Angeles and San Bernardino posters?
>mspaint vineyard talking about flags
>>72976497
>But here's how Bernie can still win
>>72976508
They are pic related
>>72976552
LA is the one who spends his time alone wishing for a French girlfriend, right?
>a fucking (extinct) BEAR on a white backround with some garbage grass in the middle
>>72976545
>crunchyroll
I saw that too.
I can recommend you Valkyria Chronicles to buy though.
>>72976565
where'd you get that filename
>>72976491
Why would anyone play a weebshit game? I think there's only 7 animes I've watched that I've enjoyed, I don't understand how some people watch it unironically
>tfw no gf
>>72976586
Yeah
What does /cum/ think of Fabri Fibra?(aka il Duce due)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRMNR7LwXGU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrM0z3v3LUY
>>72976600
I would but I've already got it. bretty good
>>72976620
That's not normal outside of 4chan?
>>72976625
>literally who
>>72976646
it's not normal anywhere the french are disgusting
>>72976653
Reincarnation of this man
>>72976646
idk, he doesn't seem especially autistic about it. Unless he was the one who kept posting this pic
>>72976709
The only poster wishing for a frog gf always posted that picture
should have gone in the air force. wouldnt have to deal with planning my life until i was 30
QUICK TURN ON CNN ITS HAPPENING
>>72974650
Best IDIOT
>>72976762
Fake news
>>72976759
What are you doing now?
DOVE FUGGI?
>>72976762
>boreball
>anything happen
Accept your female overlords.
Accept your female overlords.
>>72976762
>killing californians AND baseball players
i wish
was hillary's campaign the worst in americas history?
how did someone so blatantly full of shit and deranged even get that far?
Today I
>>72976784
>>72976850
>>72976856
It was actually a wild bee attack, they were swarming across the field
>>72976893
It was her turn, bigot
>Bernier Sanders says socialism will save the US
>Socialism has failed miserably in the 100+ countries in which it has been tried over the past 100 years
Derp
>>72976936
not real socialism
>>72976910
sharted
Ummm, sorry, sweetie, we use honey here, not bud or lad, try again :)
>>72976910
Embraced Allah into my heart and converted to the one true faith
>>72976936
not my precedents
Talking about me as if I wasn't here
>>72976893
>how did someone so blatantly full of shit and deranged even get that far?
Because she was running against the second least qualified person to run for president
>>72976981
bernie?
>>72976962
jog on mate
>>72976936
Fake news, that was state capitalism or as I like to say state CRAPitalism
>>72977001
The annoying orange
rock the house is the best gorillaz music video, followed closely by on melancholy hill. spirit house is good
>yet gonna get a comfy job at a consulting firm when I'm done with my meme business degree thanks to nepotism
>>72977027
fictional characters can't be presidents
t. voted for Mickey Mouse
>>72976976
Hey bud
>>72977027
so KKKillary won the democratic primary because of drumpf
>>72977046
>yet
Dumb autocorrect changing tfw to yet
>consulting firm
>comfy job
Kek, pick one
>>72977059
fuck you, donald duck is a much better candidate. I would even accept bugs bunny if mickey had not of cheated him out of the candidacy
>>72977069
She won the Democratic primary because the leadership wanted her to win
>>72977069
trump won the RNC because of hillary
>>72977083
dumb phone poster
DAMN
Really puts things into perspective huh flumpkins?
>>72977084
Better than being a NEET or a blue collar job
>>72977063
hey
Anyone else remember when the Left liked WikiLeaks and Julian Assange? Those were the days...
What is /cum/'s opinion on tablet posters?
>>72977124
I think it's disgusting when people try to indoctrinate children like this
I think most of the people doing it would say the same thing, but IT'S OKAY BECAUSE LE TRUMP!!! or STINKY BIGOTS!!!!
>>72977136
He is a Russian spy and wanted Trump to win because his Russian handlers said to
That's why I'm with her
>>72977126
I had an intership at at a supposedly laid back consulting firm in Boston. Pays well but it's you're working with pricks and the the work is shitty and your career path is pretty much planned out
>Friend just asked me if I wanted to go with him to Chile for a month
I could go but idk tBh
>>72977165
sexy, high quality
>>72977165
underage
I think that one day we will invent a pill that makes you live forever and I'll take it and eventually we will produce pills that will reverse aging and I'll be alive to discover the center of the universe or humanity's downfall
>>72977177
I'll fit right in, then
>>72977165
Tried to post on an iPad once and gave up after five minutes
think its time to go try to make some burgers buds
>>72977169
heh, your times coming drumpfling
seen an obese woman with bright green hair in an unnecessarily short dress
>>72977226
Put the patties in a cold place for 10 or 15 minutes before you cook them
>>72977165
i tabletpost when im at my moms
used to do it in bed since my computer was downstairs and my bed was upstairs
hillary clinton is the best presidential candidate, followed closely by bernie sanders. jill stein is good
>>72977257
>pictured: a man riding the Vancouver Transit system
>>72977260
but the ground beef is already in the fridge
i just take it out and shape it
should I start drinkin tea every day? is it that good for you
Reminder that El Rato was the best choice
Is it time for all the edgy youtubers to get a job?
>>72976949
Well when will it be real fucking socialism? After another 100 countries try it for a second round and tens of millions more people suffer and die because of it?
>>72977256
Was she white?
hillary had no redeeming qualities to be honest she only stood out because she was the most famous
>>72977256
You didn't need to say obese desu, this is the fatty general
>>72977299
Unsweetened Green tea.
Anything else, and you'd might as well go back to soda.
>>72977295
>i just take it out and shape it
It warms up while you're shaping the patties
>>72977312
>Well when will it be real fucking socialism?
When it works
>>72974650
now that i really look at him, bernie kind of looks like cheney
>>72977314
of course
Reminder that Thierry Baudet was the official /cum/ approved best choice for president
>>72977340
but lemon tea tastes the best
>>72977314
>return of kings article
>>72977299
Red Diamond or nothing
>>72977223
On android there are apps for image boards that are much better than all the browsers. I guess apps that are like Overchan or Dashchan on android exist for the iPhone.
Re-assuming my role as duly appointed Prime Minister of this thread.
>>72977346
ok conway i'll take your advice but you had best be right
and white
name a better political advertisement
youtube.com/watch?v=aoXDe8HxHBA
>>72977402
Spaniards are WHITE
IT WAS HER TIME
>>72977396
*overthrows in a coup and becomes dictator for 60 years*
>>72977418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi5j7jjhm4M
T H I N G S
H
I
N
G
S
the only relevant US cities are richmond and winnipeg
>>72977418
https://youtu.be/ZbM6WbUw7Bs
>>72977449
>winnipeg
wait what
>Best senator edition
Fuck off with your lefty bullshit
>>72977449
richmond va
>>72977442
*controls dictator with microchip implanted into his brain*
>>72977476
>he thinks normies dont browse blue boards
>>72977476
>butthurt hick detected
I'm upset Ohio didn't have Publix desu
their chicken strips are great
>>72977442
Your /cum/ passport has been revoked for encouraging treason. You have been cleared for immediate refugee-status in the Islamic State of /brit/.
>>72977476
>>>/pol/
This is a leftist board. Get out.
>>72977447
>>72977476
Dumb redneck
>>72977503
Calling people you disagree with "hicks" doesn't work anymore, bud.
>>72977476
Fuck off rural/suburban retard.
/cum/ is for dreamers.
>>72977530
>you voted for me four years straight, right m8?
>>72977538
hick
https://youtu.be/3aZuj_SDqDo
ITS HERE BOIS
So how was the daily squabble?
>>72977476
Oh sweety : )
>>72977500
>>72977503
>>72977518
>[color=green]WOW LOL SO FUCKING FUNNY TOPPEST KEK ZOZZLERINO[/color]
>>72977548
nothing wrong with watching porn
>>72977503
>>72977535
>redneck
>hick
>rural/suburban retard.
I live in the city
>>72977518
>This is a leftist board
No, it isn't
>>72977530
Based Tone
>>72977579
>actually falling for Bernie's bullshit
Feel bad for you to be honest
>>72977582
>>72977584
Inbred, dumb, dixie scum.
>arkansas
>calling others rednecks
>>72977584
>>72977582
Stinky dumb fascist scum
Spaniards are not white
>>72977579
Oh sweaty : )
>>72977447
>everything burns in an inferno to reveal the Labour Party
>>72977555
wudda if a cudda lad
>>72977633
Basques are basically French and therefore white
>>72977625
They don't have leddit flags
Might be getting a gf soon
>>72977612
>Inbred, dumb, dixie scum.
I don't live anywhere near the south and I'm very well educated.
>>72977656
just nutted in her
>>72977642
Do you have the one where he's in the swim suite?
>>72977697
this one?
*spends one (You) gets 3 free*
oy vey
>>72977735
Yes
>>72977652
Wrong. French are Romanized Celto-Germanics. Basques are losers with a dead language family.
>>72977693
No she is pure, fuck outta here
>>72977735
>>72977738
>>72977738
>>72977738
We'll choke your throat out in the ashes of your negroid henchmen soon enough, kike.
Enjoy your (You)'s for now.
last 2 digits of my post number determine how many days I will do nofap
>>72977874
Your dick is gonna fall off.
>>72977750
>>72977779
have anuda
>>72977874
seventy four (74) days
gl & hf
>>72977874
Good luck
>>72977874
That's hard. Also maybe you'll ejaculate in your sleep 3 times or so.
>>72977909
just swoosh right in
>>72977895
>>72977906
>>72977909
>>72977914
Thank you for your support in this endeavor. I will post daily progress reports
>>72977954
>>72977960
retards