/brit/

brexit

all hands to action stations
fire torpedo 1

think i'd get well into airsoft but it's just so fucking autistic

business idea: new nottingham

breggzit

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anime

fondling my willy

>>72973582
I don't think political correctness is what the French do.

hair doesn't go long, it piles up like a mushroom

why does that happen to me?

*accidentally uploads CV.doc instead of a pepe.jpeg*

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honestly most of the 90s/early 2000s were such shit and ugly
glad they're gone
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490335233564.webm

>>72973625
>airsoft
is that paintball for toffs?

>>72973582
he's a big guy

>>72973666
no it's paintball for autists

>>72973641
kaksteist kuud

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BELx9X7snl

threadly reminder

>>72973658
correct

>>72973582
french people will be entering this thread
be nice to them please :3

>>72973625
would like to play like semi-contact medieval larping

like you're allowed full contact, tackles and punching and whacking people but you're not out to properly hurt anyone

once had a customer tell me if she had a gun she would shoot the lot of us. should i have told the police about this?

>>72973678
why not just play paintball?

>>72973683
joonas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQqdxQQ5Xtw

might start listening to the sex pistols

Ah yes, an uneducated y*nk telling Europeans how their country is screwed because it is run by actual politicians instead of TV show hosts and business executives.

>>72973730
hewat

>>72973727
nah bruv man don't talk to the pigs

Despise Juncker a little less after those comments about supporting Ohio's independence because Trump supported Brexit. It's triggered the fuck out of our autists

>>72973735
try pil instead

>>72973686
extremely normie voice, bet you've got friends you normie twat

>>72973736
france is really not the best country to defend for its history of competent politicians lmao

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>>72973736
>actual politicians

tube station workers are the kindest people in the world

>>72973625
need to apply for a license to own an airsoft gun here and most of them are still banned
>>72973728
its paintball for autists who like to pretend theyre in the military, a lot of them take it very seriously
theyre worse than the 15 year old twats you find on milsim games like arma acting like theyre in a real war

no posting about your genitals unless you post a pic of them

Business idea: Replace Northamptonshire with a purpose-built national park that no one's allowed to live in.

bus drivers are the kindest people in the world

>>72973771
>a license for an airsoft gun
oh come on now you're baiting lad

left uni in october
pretty much havent spoken to anyone except my parents for 30 minutes a day
have lost the ability to speak properly

legs are very itchy

>>72973736
reminder that our government is literally no more qualified than trump
>you can get a degree in politics then end up in charge of the health service, or the treasury, or defense

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>5'9

why not buy a real gun?

bought some £2.50 t shirts in primark

>>72973790
give the bus drivers the bankers bonuses

you'll all be happy to know that

>>72973807
no, if anything looks even remotely like a real gun they get restricted
even plastic toys get hit with a ban sometimes

>>72973819
have you read much kafka

>>72973771
it's fun you autistic cunt

if you've ever felt comfortable enough to record a vocaroo you're a normie

>>72973819
me but for 2 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNlSqA5V6fA

banger

french on /brit/ are good lads

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am i still fat lads

>>72973850
which one are you, an airsoft runt running around shooting plastic pellets but acting like youre on the beaches of normandy or the 15 year old doing it on arma

Idea: I knock out everyone behind me on the bus because they're to loud

early 2000s seemed like such a simple era

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WHY ARE MY LEGS SO ITCHY
HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP

>>72973829
unironically participated in a race like this when i was younger

got 2nd place haha

Paintball is for ADHD riddled people that think they're hard for getting shot by a paintball. I done paintball once and took my mask off when literally everyone was out of the game for a breather and the martial took an autistic fit at me.
Airsoft is the the thinking mans game. Paintball is like COD, it's so fast-paced and dull and everyone thinks they're le epic trickshotters.

>>72973905
scratch them till they bleed

happens to me too

>>72973905
chop them off

>>72973857
Ive done loads but only when I'm drunk and the house is empty
doesnt really take much courage

>>72973671
They don't call him the Ten Ton Terror of Tel Aviv for nothing lad.

>>72973930
>took my mask off when literally everyone was out of the game for a breather
you're a sperg
if you'd been hit in the eye you actually could have been blinded

>>72973651
Fuck up pot noodle head

>>72973930
what's the difference

>paintball/airsoft

you're literally just predicting where the short bullet arc will go the whole time

bit boring

>>72973898
Don't play any routinely but you sound like an utter sadsack. Sort yourself out.

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>>72973901
yeah

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>>72973925
imagine getting all sorts of attention and praise just for carrying around these awkward, sensitive swollen things on your chest.

>>72973981
bet youre the one on arma
that is far more pathetic 2bh

>>72973901
it was a fun time to be 14-17, as I was

are nonces just misunderstood

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>we're not going to stop until you give us Northern Ireland
>Northern Ireland is still part of the UK
>they stopped

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A real entrepreneur

>>72974016
nonce

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someone's trying to hack my twitter lads

>>72973905
I've had this. I run cold water on them in the bath (preferably using the shower head). Only a temporary solution but it gives a bit of relief.

Not sure what starts it off though. I always get it after a shower or bath, and I think it stopped after I changed soaps to a more sensitive one. I also think it could be mold, not sure.

>>72974016
nothing wrong with nonces if they don't actually molest kids

>>72973977
>he's never even fired a real rifle

>>72974037
fucking russians

reckon there's more discussion about Ireland here than on /eire/

nobody cares

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>Haven't played video games in years
>Still get the urge to regularly watch vidya news and gameplay on YouTube because it's therapeutic


Anybody else can't rid their inner manchild?
I guess it just takes me back to a happier, care-free, stress-free, constant dopamine IV-drip time of my life.

>>72974005

knew she would be hot from beyond the mat

>>72974021
Who are you quoting?

>>72974046
or consume cp

business idea: harvest organs and sell them on the black market

>>72974037
Is that Tim?

>>72974068
don't play the fool with me sunshine

>>72973957
Mate wise up. Everyone was off having a fag and at the range.
>>72973974
Paintball is fast paced and not based on tactics and sportsmanship, the courses are literally super mario cut-outs. Airsoft is derelict buildings and shit and requires tactics and the community is built on trust because you need to be honest that you got shot. Airsoft runts don't understand this because they need an autism handler to tell others they've been shot because they have no morals.

business idea: join the EU and open up the country to mass immigration from the third world so that our national identity is slowly wiped from existence on two fronts

>>72973905
>>72974041
Its because your skin is dry
give them a nice rundown with some lotion

t. daughter of dermatologist

business idea: bring back supermarket posting

I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU NORMIES SO MUCH

LITERALLY JUST BECCAUSE ITS A BLUE BOARD YOU THINK YOU CAN TERRORISE THIS PLACE WITH YOUR SIMPLE MINDED POISON

WELL I SWEAR TO GOD PLEASE JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID ROASTIE GF

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID MUH MDMA

LITERALLY JUST GO TO FUCKING /B/

inb4 some deano b like herr derr but im a normie u spas, point is this an autist safespace

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if a bruce lets his hot chips go cold does he call them cold hot chips?

>>72974061
lifes too short to let people thinking im a manchild influence my actions

I'll just do whatever I'll enjoy

>>72974005
imagine falling for the large breasts meme

>>72974111
Genuinely asking

Mate had sex with a girl I had sex with and it makes me uncomfortable for some reason

Don't even like her that much

>>72973977
Did a bit of paintball, was disappointed I couldn't aim down the sights, but then I just started spamming shots from the hip and using the first few shots as tracer. Worked really well.

>>72974061
yeah sometimes. It's just something i can put on and tune out for a bit.

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>>72974143

>>72973977
Nice ADHD

>>72974143
>capitalising board names
yeah naw you're a normie twat

>>72974140
Iceland-tier post

>>72973582
>editing out the jewish caricatures

got shot right in the neck when I went paintballing, was quite painful

MY GRANNY CALLED SHE SAID TRAVIE YOU WORK TOO HARD I'M WORRIED YOU'LL FORGET ABOUT ME
I'M FALLING IN AND OUT OF CARS DON'T WORRY IMMA GET IT GRANNY

Thought of the day: van Gogh died as a penniless nobody and so will you, except you won't become famous after your death because you'll have contributed nothing to this world.

>>72974143
same i loathe normans

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the virgin car

>>72974209
congratulations, in a war you'd be dead

>>72974220
Good job I don't care about wealth or fame then.

>>72974220
*cuts my ear off*

got shot right on the tip of my thumb nail when i went paint balling, forcing the nail back into my hand
nearly vomitted from the pain desu

>>72974022
>AmeriSHARTS will defend this

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>>72974158

>>72974061
Nothing more relaxing than coming home from a long day of work and watching some youtube while playing some runescape, you should embrace you inner manchild the world would be a better place if everyone did.

>>72974061
coffehtiem is my gf simulator and RLM is my friend simulator

>>72973614
I would probably think the same

I visited Canary Wharf once and was really disappointed

>>72974209
did someone pull off your mask or what?

going to watch a film from 1953

got shot in the bollocks at paintballing once

quite liked it

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kent

>>72974259
Absolute fucking batty boy.
Paintballing is easy as fuck anyway. Literally just bob and weave in and out of cover

>>72974169
you're now Eskimo brothers

>>72973641
Sword should have "mass immigration" written on it.

>>72974306
fuck you I was going to do that

>>72974293
nah I think it was just a bit shit and it didn't extend that far down

ill bob and weave up youre arse

watching a film from 1935

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHs2coAzLJ8

There was a paintball game where you shoot cans off the top of a bunker. I got two but one lad reckoned he got one of 'em. I told him I got it but he was having none of it, so I let him think I wasn't sure and maybe it was him.

There was no fucking way it was him.

>>72974209
>>72974259
>>72974306
ah yes booking my session now

>>72974297
I love the great escape, good choice

>>72974333
maybe you're just a big guy for the mask

shot a lad in the cock while paintballing and he gave me the grimaced like he was cumming

>>72974316
That's a funny way to spell deus vult anon

I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU NORMIES SO MUCH

LITERALLY JUST BECCAUSE ITS A BLUE BOARD YOU THINK YOU CAN TERRORISE THIS PLACE WITH YOUR SIMPLE MINDED POISON

WELL I SWEAR TO GOD PLEASE JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID ROASTIE GF

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID MUH MDMA

LITERALLY JUST GO TO FUCKING /B/

inb4 some deano b like herr derr but im a normie u spas, point is this an autist safespace

>>72974297
fuck, the subtitles aren't working, can't watch it in fucking french ffs

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hmm, so this is what Scottish people are like

>>72974361
>mad he hasn't got a ratpack

>>72974339
rather jingoistic

>>72974209
been shot in the head
it was also rather painful

going to the job centre tomorrow. anyone want anything?

>>72974372
Screeching

Thoughts on contemporary Japanese composer Takashi Yoshimatsu?

>>72974356
for you

>>72974355
wasn't the great escape from the early 60s or so? I did watch that recently, tonight I'm watching The Wages of Fear

>>72974390
'netto

>>72974339
pure kino

business ideas: stop letting Scotland have independence referendums because in normal countries that's not allowed

>>72974390
ghetto gf

>>72974372
pronounced the j in fajitas for a long time

>>72974359
Deus vult is not what is killing us.

Airsoft is pure kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HSexGkWTz8

business idea: triumph of the willy

>>72974398
no

Being shot by a paintball isn't painful in the least. It's like being punched by a little kid. It's the unexpected shock of it that gets you. Very jarring.

>>72974143
>reddit spacing
off you fuck

>>72974403
it was from 63, which is what I thought you said
upon closer inspection you said 53

>>72974306
I once shot my brother from like 2 ft away cos I thought the safety was off. Had a proper good laugh

>>72974432
great britain is a collection of individual countries in a union tho
bit different

>>72974452
That's actually very good.

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>>72974448
don't think you're using that term properly r3ddit

*rubs my tummy*
Bed time

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going to sleep lads, work tomorrow

>>72974491
gay

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I want to get into longbows. Where can I shoot a longbow, lads?

business idea: build a business empire, become a reality TV star then become prime minister

>>72974343
I got shot in the airholes as I was shouting and the paint went to the back of my throat

Also got shot in the fingers without gloves in like 1ft of snow, which did hurt

got some cunt like 4 times in the open soft skin on his neck though

wow he's so strong!

What do you lads think is the most "chavvy" name? Always thought it was Callum myself, extra chav points if it's spelt "Kalum"

>>72974376
>inb4 some deano b like herr derr but im a normie u spas
justasplanned
>he thinks being a normie is an achievement

literally kys retard

what a fucking waste of time this website is

HAVE to stop wasting multiple hours a day here. None of you are even interesting desu

>>72974538
alri alan

morning lads

>>72974538
impossible lol

Literally just sat and shot the autistic kid of the ratpack in the back of the head who was on my team several times just to hear him squeal was quite funny, other mates joined in

>>72974372
It's spelled fahetters

>>72974477
aha

I did enjoy the great escape, funniest part was the scottish guy saying he enjoys a good night out in musselburgh

>>72974487
no the US had the right idea
we can't function as a country if there are literally political parties in power who want to tear everything apart constantly. They've been given far more leeway than any other European secessionist movement already, it's time to draw a line in the sand.

>>72974528
just make your own out of yew and a red deer hamstring

>>72974551
>Kalum

kek

>>72974538
was a bit mental of the yanks to let anyone stand for president. washington should have saw something wrong with that 2bh

>>72974448
What does kino mean?

>>72974553
>he thinks being a manchild is an achievement

>>72974551
jayden

Remember when that kid on Grange Hill took off his safety glasses during a paintball game, got shot in the eye and blinded? And the show acted like it was a super serious message, as if kids who watch Grange Hill are blinding each other with paintballs on a regular basis.

>>72974448
*ludo

Have probably had more sex in my life than the rest of you combined 2bh lads

>>72974528
a bloke a few houses down from me makes traditional wood longbows

>>72974448
Literally 'man children': The '''''''''sport''''''''

I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU NORMIES SO MUCH

LITERALLY JUST BECCAUSE ITS A BLUE BOARD YOU THINK YOU CAN TERRORISE THIS PLACE WITH YOUR SIMPLE MINDED POISON

WELL I SWEAR TO GOD PLEASE JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID ROASTIE GF

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID MUH MDMA

LITERALLY JUST GO TO FUCKING /B/

inb4 some deano b like herr derr but im a normie u spas, point is this an autist safespace

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too tired to wank

>>72974637
>golfgoblin

Can smell curry. Neighbours are having curry and I can smell it and now I want some.

Is there a non-authoritarian political party in the west that is objectively as shit as the SNP?

>>72974677
what the fuck is wrong with her?

Looks ridiculous.

its the return of the gangsta

>>72974613
>What does kino mean?
Many boards of 4chan have the dichotomy of patrician/plebeian deeply integrated into their cultures. In this context, a patrician is someone with good taste and a profound understanding of the medium (often, too, associated with watching the most obscure foreign films you can find), while a pleb is your common peasant who watches movies for entertainment and wants to discuss the latest American blockbuster. This idea transferred into the films themselves, with people turning what we commonly know as synonyms of film into identities that are grouped within the patrician/plebeian context. There is no consensus because it's more of a meme than a serious thing, but basically kinography > film > movies > flicks. So if you're a cultured patrician, you only watch "kino", because film is for plebs, and movies or flicks are just laughable.

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doing a read about Whorfianism

reckon english is the smartest language

Come to the realisation that I don't imagine anything "good", just bad and neutral. Any kind of mildly creative scenario turns into a shitfest.

Is this pessimism?

>>72974677
I'll do it for you x

>>72974701
Bloc Quebecois

>>72974708
opiate addict look at her pupils

>>72974708
women are mentally ill
they're irrational
they don't know what they want
and they also do not know what's best for them

>>72974723
Depression i think

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O Canada

https://www.infowars.com/new-figures-prove-the-mainstream-medias-audience-is-literally-dying/


Great read.

Business Idea: Post every little thing that comes into my head on /brit/ and wait for the sheer volume of posts to return a steady stream of (You)s.

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>>72974715
>Whorfianism

/brit/ is quite literally bathroom cubicle graffiti banter

>>72974749
>dae canadians say SORRY a lot haha amirite guys
these runts who play into national stereotypes just for a bad joke piss me off to no end

>>72974750
Infowars is probably more popular than most of what is considered the MANESTREEM METEOR

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>>72974750
DY-ING of AULD AGE is tha new POONK ROCK

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>/brit/ is quite literally bathroom cubicle graffiti banter

*Every little thing that comes into my head*

>>72974708
Two light sources = two catchlights in her eyes, just looks wrong and unsettling.

>>72974852
I absolutely LOVE this hatpost picture

thanks xx

>>72974846
kek

>>72974750
this is actually proof that the average age of british people is increasing and that we need to import more immigrants to balance it out

Just met a domesticated anthromorphic domesticated paki runt that smells like curry and shits out fanny poo poo willies and dirty smelly stinking fucking PAKI SHITE
This was literally the exact words that just sprang into my mind, I am so quirky lol :L

>>72974896
or incentivise native birthrates
oh wait that would be HITLER

>>72974613
>>72974712
Basically it used to be a meme on /tv/ to describe more "patrician" films with increasing foreign names. So it would go like flick < movie < film < cinema < kino < кинeмaтoгpaф

Kino was chosen probably because its easy to say, a funny sound and also there is a distribution company that remasters these sort of films called Kino.

>>72973823
>George Osborne had a degree in history
>May has a degree in Geography

Honestly Trump is more qualified than the vast majority of our politicians.

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>I absolutely LOVE this hatpost picture

>thanks xx

>>72974871
*Steady stream of (You)s*

>>72974927
haha sweetie I love it
a bit racy and edgy but just the right balance
keep it up hun xxx :)

>>72974940
CINÉMA:
1: 夢 (1990, Kurosawa)
2: This Night (1965, Fassbinder)
3: La morte d'Isotta(1968, Schröter)
4: Reassemblage (1982, Minh Hà)
5: Кpaдeцът нa пpacкoви (1964, Radev)
6: โรงแรมนรก (1957, Pestonji)
7: قمران وزيتونة (2001, Abdelhamid)
8: 九月 (1984, Zhuangzhuang)
9: Ocъдeни Дyши (1975, Radev)
10: Lost River (2014, Gosling)

FILMS:
1. Пиcьмa мёpтвoгo чeлoвeкa (1986, Lopushansky)
2. Un condamné à mort s'est échappé (1956, Bresson)
3. Guns of The Trees (1961, Mekas)
4. Love Streams (1984, Cassavetes)
5. 牯嶺街少年殺人事件 (1991, Yang)
6. Duelle (1976, Rivette)
7. Alice in den Städten (1974, Wenders)
8. Le Rayon Vert (1986, Rohmer)
9. Սայաթ-Նովա (1968, Parajanov)
10. Mauvais Sang (1986, Carax)

MOVIES:
1. Barry Lyndon(1975, Kubrick)
2. 天国と地獄 (1963, Kurosawa)
3. Blue (1993, Jarman)
4. Fanny och Alexander (1982, Bergman)
5. The Long Day Closes (1992, Davies)
6. 天国と地獄 (1963, Kurosawa)
7. Le Révélateur (2002, Philippe Garrel)
8. Providence (1977, Resnais)
9. แสงศตวรรษ (2006, Weerasethakul)
10. Punishment Park (1971, Watkins)

>>72974712
>>72974940
Both wrong. Kino is anything that is cinematographic, including anything ranging from youtube videos to webms

i dont wannnaaa wait....for our liiiiiiiveesss to be over

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>>72974750
Why do they capitalize all their "i"s?

Doing my fucking head in trying to read with this going on

>>72974949
>that time david blunkett went on mastermind and his specialist subject was the harry potter books

>>72974993
would love to kick the shit out of you

wish i could be neet forever lads. working is shit.

howling at the thought of people who do PPE at meme unis

>>72974968
heheheh hohohooh merry poomas! :L

>>72975021
infowars is a mickey mouse operation, thats why

>what does kino mean

imagine literally having been on this site for 1 week

fuck off you little aussie bellend
*flushes your head down the toilet*

>>72974749
almost guaranteed university of toronto student

>>72974995
I'm not trying to give the meme usage, just what it actually is and where it came from.

business idea: return to absolute monarchy because it would be objectively better in every way

>>72975021
>capitalize
FOY

Jamie Vardys having a party

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What was so good about Nootka anyway? "It's the gateway to China" no it fucking isn't.

>infowars is a mickey mouse operation, thats why
I see... the cosmic spiders have truly invaded your subconscious and now you are a programmed automaton. Very good.

>>72975025
I was going to ask what everyone's mastermind specialist subject would be but then I remembered I don't actually care and just want to post my own

simpsons in the 1990s

imagine considering watching tv and films a hobby lmao

>>72975081
fucking your sister in a dream

DEMAND an impish and highly sexual vietnamese gf

>>72975033
Its copypasta and predecessor to the modern "kino" meme.

>>72974995
He's right you spastic

How do I understand women?

My workplace is full of women and I simply cannot understand their logic or their thought processes.
Why do they like soaps?
Why do they talk about celebrities?
Why do they talk about makeup?
Why do they wear so much makeup?
Why do they gossip?
Why do they pull out their phones and text other people for half of the day?
Why do they have little grasp in any field of knowledge or critical thinking?

I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU NORMIES SO MUCH

LITERALLY JUST BECCAUSE ITS A BLUE BOARD YOU THINK YOU CAN TERRORISE THIS PLACE WITH YOUR SIMPLE MINDED POISON

WELL I SWEAR TO GOD PLEASE JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID ROASTIE GF

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID MUH MDMA

LITERALLY JUST GO TO FUCKING /B/

inb4 some deano b like herr derr but im a normie u spas, point is this an autist safespace

business idea: make your mastermind subject other mastermind subjects

>What is kino?

Interstellar (2014)

business idea: go on mastermind and have your specialist subject be general knowledge

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>>72975046

My ingrown toe nail hurts so fucking much ahhhhhh

>>72975123
>not thinking in memes
hello reddot

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peng tits

>>72975095
What was the funny math equation from S1

>>72975081
Didn't make it past the first episode, absolute drivel

>>72975081
mmmh be VERY careful now

if you ask a person what their top 10 favourite movies are and there is a single foreign film in that list you have a duty to humanity to kill them right there
fucking pretentious pricks

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>this entire thread

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>>72975125
>tfw understand women
>tfw I will never share this esoteric knowledge with beta males

@22:45:51

not a word

>>72975096
that's not a hobby
its just consumption
I don't consider playing videogames much of a hobby either but at least its active

>>72975125

One of our thrice annual work dos is coming up and the giganormie automaton women spent literally hours today discussing what to wear

>>72975169
>gif
fuck off

>>72975160
cut a notch in the middle, then gently lift up the sides with an implement

>>72975125
Got a gf, not an angry /r9k/ virgin or anything, but women are genuinely just thick.

>>72975184
want you out of business

>>72975165
HAR DE HAR HAR

>>72975185
used to hate going to redditch for sunday league away games, always the furthest

My specialist subject? Why Pirates of the Caribbean of course

My top ten kino;
1. Soul Reaper of the Ninth Dimension
2. Your mum smelling like fish on camera with smellograms

*breaks the conditioning*

If you don't watch kino at 1.5x speed you are a fucking pleb

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>why yes, I do pretend to like subtitled films besides pan's labyrinth and oldboy

whatever happened to fathers4justice

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2095549/Right-wingers-intelligent-left-wingers-says-controversial-study--conservative-politics-lead-people-racist.html

really stimulates my many neurons

>>72975286
i give goodbye lenin a pass too

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1998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD4GbGmvNRc

Sometimes I wonder: is there a heaven for a G?

>>72975125
If you want to understand women, forget about everything you've ever been interested in, and think soley about other people, what you think of them, what they might think of you etc. That's their mindset

hollywood films eviscerate the pineal gland

ask me about dark souls (1 or 3) item placements

>>72975240
oh god you sound like a fucking weirdo..

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adult swim are buying the rights to pepe in the belief that that will stop people from making more pepes

>dailymail
won't be reading this bloody racist drivel

>>72975184
good, bad and ugly is a foreign film tbqh

>>72975322
ooooo heaven is a place on eaaarth

>>72975340
about time it stopped being posted
sick of this twitter meme shit now

>>72975333
where's the chloranthy ring
(also, this proves nothing because you can just look the information up on the internet)

>>72975219
In the middle of what

>>72975321
I still play this game

lost the cd over a decade ago though so no music

Also, new patch comes out tonight or tomorrow, people are coming back to it

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>>72975340
did they buy toads?

poo

Gee Bill, two weiners?

judaism is good

>>72975373
the nail

>>72975333
Where is the magic fireball potion located? And the dragon sword? Where does the wizard get his lightning bolt

>>72975337
Literally the most normal person itt

>>72975340
oh no, someone let reddit know, they'll be devastated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGYcNcFhctc

>>72975184
Have they even made 10 different Australian films?

>>72975340
literal fake news.

>>72975349
How did it feel playing the other two star roles alongside Clint?

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>>72975392
I don't think so

>>72975359
Neck yourself

>>72974846
utterly screeching at this

>>72975184
probably every film you've seen is foreign since Australia has no cinema at all besides Budgie the Little Helicopter

>>72975333
wheres your virginity haha

>>72975370
great hollow in dark souls 1, near the top, you have to drop into a mini hollow tree

bottom of a tower in undead settlement in dark souls 3 accessible by dropping down from the roof of a house after the stray demon

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>>72974807
>tfw you recommend a full spread of photon torpedos but your boss wants to try to talk to the blatantly evil aliens

>>72975125
in general the only reason they do anything is because they want to feel attractive.
liking mainstream is attractive
makeup is attractive
attractive people talk to others
being too smart is not attractive

>>72974712
patricians watch / listen to / read most things that aren't recycled shite

yank posting is the new counter culture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0NzALRJifI

watching a film from 1927 lads

>>72975125
besides the first question all the latter seem to imply your female coworkers are braindead

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>>72973707
My man, why waste a wish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSJgPVQJGyk

>>72975386
the new patch for Brood War?
might have to dig out my CDs and re-install if it even will work on Widnows 10

Y'all know what the Midwest is?

>>72975427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1WaOKlldIE

they all wanna be like clint

>>72975125
they devote their entire existence to controlling men

Why do you get so angry over foreign films?

Some people watch it to be pretentious, some watch it as they are genuinely good, just in a different language

>foreign means any movie made in any other country
runtoids
foreign language obviously

>>72975418

4 mad maxes, 3 crodile dundees, chopper, kangaroo jack and romper stomper

>>72975487
yes, it's going to be free to download and will be compatible with win 10

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/brood-war/520460-starcraft-v118a-patch-notes-preparation-for-scr?page=20

>>72975405
flat spracklen house dukes place marlow SL72QH buckinghamshire

>>72975445
funny guy, i'm not a virgin

YANK POHSTIN IS THE NOO POONK LOCK

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>>72975110
Here you go, lad.