/brit/

Wish I had a child.

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comfy

will He allow it?
lets find out

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>you wake up in London

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NieR Automata is one of the best videogames I have ever played
also anime

what if jo cox's killer was from a future timeline where she became labour PM and destroyed the country and he had to come back in time to stop her?

>>72971807
Get your feet off the couch.

>>72971821
ah yes
london

>>72971821
why do JFs use lyca mobile? bizarro.

>>72971821
I buy a Lyca sim and call Pakistan, telling Rashid to call his cousin and get me a job in a takeaway

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biggest wind up about pro-eu runts

"hahahaha mate achmed the neuroscientist hasn't stolen your job if you've only got GCSEs hahaha"

they're not angry that there's immigrant fucking neuroscientists, they're angry about the swathes of immigrants taking up the low-pay low-skill roles that you're saying the native should be working in

jesus wept

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/brit/ on Referendum Night:

http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61182327/#61182327
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61183877/#61183877
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61185638/#61185638
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61187278/#61187278
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61188843/#61188843
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61189879/#61189879
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61190730/#61190730
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61191764/#61191764
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61191803/#61191803
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61194151/#61194151
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61194979/#61194979
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61195588/#61195588
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61196095/#61196095
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61196206/#61196206
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61198828/#61198828
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61199550/#61199550

/brit/ in the victory aftermath:

http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61199579/#61199579
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61201386/#61201386
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61202380/#61202380
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61203750/#61203750
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61205023/#61205023
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61205191/#61205191
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61207857/#61207857
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61209756/#61209756
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61210862/#61210862
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61212800/#61212800
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61214753/#61214753
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61216312/#61216312
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61219126/#61219126
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61219157/#61219157
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61223816/#61223816
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61225356/#61225356
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61227754/#61227754
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61229624/#61229624
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61231255/#61231255

the problem with anime is that most of it's crap

(though when it's good, it's really good)

>>72971815
sounds like the start of one of varg's videos

>>72971869
jesus wept mate no one cares

>>72971869
mostly me

>>72971855
1p/minute to call Pakistan, Nigeria, Ghana and wherever

>>72971874
Most of everything is crap though

""""""""""""restaurant"""""""""""""" near me called Swallow House
bit suspect if you ask me

Still waiting on response from the civil service lads

It's been a fucking month almost

>>72971868
are you a socialist ?

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>>72971869
>9 months ago

>>72971868
they're not angry about either. the thing that sets you lot off most is that you get upset when your morning bus has a brown person on it

you dont give a shit about what job he's going to. you just dont like that hes speaking a different language and looks dirty

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NEVER FORGET THE 20 MILLION

An American came all the way to Belfast for a concert last night and the first thing he said to me was "why is everyone a white dude?"

I fucking loathe y*nks.

>>72971869
funny how EU Remain shills have set up shop here 9 months later when they were the tiny minority on the actual day

>>72971913
sounds a bit sexual lol

brexit was a mistake you all know that by now i think

>>72971915
RIP

why on earth would you want to become a civil servant

>>72971926
fuck off pajeet

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>he's such a fucking beta he doesn't own a staffie that would protect him to the death because he's scared of le ebic assault dog rumours
Me and my dog literally howling at the moon right now

>>72971919
yes

>>72971951
(its because rorkerunts like you are even easier to bait now)

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ate my apple sauce too fast and now i have brain freeze

>>72971926
accurate post tbf

it's actually been over a decade since i last wanked

>>72971996
that doesn't make sense

>>72971943
Wouldn't surprise me.
The Nazis were vile scum.

>>72971915
That's standard. THey stopped HR support for most recruitment trawls, so managers have to read applications, cross-mark and update the job site all while doing their actual job. You just never have the time.

If you need security clearance and you think a month is a long time, you're in for a rough ride

>>72971985
could kick its jaw right into its brain cavity with one good boot
fuck off
>>72972010
>rorkerunt education

all snuggled up in bed, ready for sleepybyes

anyone want to kiss me goodnight? x

>>72971945
take the piss

>>72971869
>Remain wins
>Boris, IDS and Gove retreat into irrelevancy
>Rorke commits suicide
>"Spear" Chukka becomes labour leader
>New neoliberal labour party wins in 2020
>Britain enters a new golden age

nice

>>72971994
So why are you attacking immigrants instead of the bosses.

Not very good socialist are you

>>72971869
I miss the enthusiasm, this board has been shilled to shit

there's ten rubbish bait threads a day now all by the same fucking people

>>72972033
Nah you couldn't mate. I've got four of them, plus I'd bite your fucking nose off

>>72971985
>owning a staffie
you could just get a t-shirt that says pikey on it if you want everyone to know you're a pikey lad

>>72972038
I wish I was joking. What the fuck is wrong with you "people"?

Marian Reforms

Good?

>>72971955
It's not a no at least. Yet.

>>72972019
Aye but I've done an assessment day and everything, it shouldn't have to take as long as this. I'll just be really fucked off if it's a no now.

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Reminder changing room mirrors make you look like a 10/10 and you look considerably worse in real life

>>72972050
implying i'm not

but the EU has facilitated the easy acquisition of cheap immigrant labour for the bosses, it only amplifies the problem

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>>72971943
THEY JUST
WONT
STOP

HOW MANY MORE LIVES MUST BE SACRIFICED UNTIL YOU STUPID GOYIM LEARN??!

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this is my dog :)
he's a sweet lad

>>72972068
people said the exact same thing then
take off the rose coloured glasses you poncy twat

>>72971979
Comfy, low stress because it's night impossible to be fired, ok pension. Not the best paying thing, but if you have no particular ambition in life it's great

>>72971945
do NOT believe this

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What would you do if your friend acted like pic related?

>>72972072
I'm a middle-class Londoner sweetiekins :L x

>>72972071
>owning four staffies
confirmed for disgusting pikey chav

>>72972118
call him a stupid fucking nigger

>>72972118
Tell him to fuck off.

>>72972130
>owning four blue staffies that cost up to a grand each is poverty
Howling at the moon :L!

why do indians smell like shit even in the west?

>>72971941
garantee I would have smashed you teeth in you braindead runt

>>72972099
could send those little twig legs flying in two pieces with one swipe of the my left foot

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>>72971943
>War went on 6 years
>525,600 minutes in a year
>3,156,300 minutes in 6 years
>20,000,000 / 3,156,300 = 6.34

>6 Jews gassesd a minute, every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month of every year for 6 years, with no breaks to cremate the bodies or bury them

>>72972120
Alri Rasheed

>>72972116
To be fair, I think he was already in England for some reason or another before he came over to Belfast, so he didn't fly all the way here specifically just for the concert. But his existence and statement are true.

>>72972089
mirrors are liars, the photo (You) is the real (You)

>>72972087
>it shouldn't have to take as long as this

You need to get out of this mindset. The civil service is bureaucracy incarnate, EVERYTHING takes longer and is more complicated than it should be.

>>72972068
ah yes it was wonderful when pakipoo would 'dora every single post he didn't agree with

good times

>>72972087
I got rejected by OFGEM once, thank fuck for that.

>>72972104
yeah kind of hard to ignore the obvious Reddit and /leftypol/ invasion happening over the past few months

>>72971868
i don't think somebody with no marketable skills automatically deserves a job when there's someone who is willing to do it for cheaper, or if its minimum wage, better.

>>72972164
They are literally the definitive chav dog tbf lad

>>72972190
unfortunately

Just got called gregg by a racist to be honest lads

>>72972185
The Holocaust started way before WW2

>tfw got excluded when I was at school for strangling a guy for acting gay towards me

>>72971985
>calls others beta
>needs a dog to defend him

>>72972185
That's not that surprising considering you could has thousands of them in a small amount of time

>>72972017
WOAH

controversial opinion man

>>72972206
>race to the bottom
ahhhh yes

>>72972193
Yeah, I know. I'm just annoyed because I can get on with other shit if it's a no.

Thought the assessment day went well anyway but fuck knows really.

>>72972194
this still happens

might take some ibuprofen and codeine pills

'seek folder is getting quite large lads

>>72972190
>>72972213
It's the opposite

>>72972224
It started in like 1942

That's not even revisionism, it's widely accepted by historians.

THE SO-CALLED "GAS CHAMBERS" WERE IN FACT DELOUSING CHAMBERS
MOST OF THE DEATHS WERE CAUSED BY ILLNESS OR FOOD SHORTAGES ONCE THE SUPPLY LINES WERE CUT OFF

why

do

pakis

smell

of

shit

Wish all chav dogs were genocided

>>72971979
Pretty comfy jobs, theres some interesting ones as well, and it sets you up for a tasty switch to private at 35-40. I only know fast-streamers though so maybe biased

>>72972176
wish your ancestors had just died when they got sent to the desert

>>72972209
Low test, are you scared of le ebic assault dog?
They are cute as fuck mate if you get a female one, their heads aren't as wide and they aren't as aggresive. Plus I'm not a chav so I brought it up with care

taxation is theft

I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU NORMIES SO MUCH

LITERALLY JUST BECCAUSE ITS A BLUE BOARD YOU THINK YOU CAN TERRORISE THIS PLACE WITH YOUR SIMPLE MINDED POISON

WELL I SWEAR TO GOD PLEASE JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

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>Brexit night was unironically my favourite ever time on the chins
>even usurped Jessie Slaughter

What memories

Isn't it funny that Mr Greggs is literally a pedo

>>72972224
but the (((Death Camps) were only in Polish territory....

>>72972274
The Holocaust started in 1932

>>72972262
>divorced 7 weeks after giving birth

Definitely a nigglet baby who wasn't her husbands

>>72972230
stabbed a bloke with a pencil in primary because he said i cheated in heads down thumbs up and i had to sit out for the rest of it
bit of a cunt thing to do because i was but he still shouldnt have told the teacher

>>72972307
>pedo
fo foy

>>72972105
>>72972292
hmm

>>72972273
Ok retard

>Sick people should get treated for free!!!
>Even if its there fault they are sick!

what the fuck is wrong with you lot

>>72972237
>being scared of dogs
Beta as fuck. You would have been a berrypicker in neolithic times.

>>72972279
wow, Reddit much? x

>>72972298
>I'm not a chav
exactly what a chav would say. the dog gives you away m8. dirty little pikey.

>>72972050
it's not attacking the immigrants to say mass immigration is bad for the british labour market
>you're a good socialist if you advocate free trade and open borders and basically let the bosses run wild and free
bit weird, don't see the logic here

>>72972323
I'm a volunteer in a primary school and I have seen this exact thing happen, kek.

>>72972306
Ah yes, there are no working class people in Scotland, Northern Ireland or London

>>72972306
'member when Gibraltar voted STAY and all the remainers started going to bed confident they had won it?

>>72972247
literally yes? why should you be paid more than the market determines you're worth?

Not sure if you're coming at this from a lefty or righty perspective

People at school always called me Roberto because I'd always stab people with my pen

>>72972331
>There

Oh fuck my fucking life. What a fucking embarrassing mistake. For once just trying not to get bullied and I make such a stupid mistake that the lads on brit will absolutely destroy me for

Face is all fucking red now. Cant ever do anything right

>>72972306
Jessie Slaughter was just some /b/ cyberbullying shit in 2009, there have been many better moments.

>>72972356
nonce

>>72972353
Le ebic ad hominems how will I ever recover?

>>72972118
not speak to him anymore coz he sounds like an utter faggot

>>72972381
I'm training to be a primary school teacher next year tbqh.

>>72972306
Apparently she's a tranny now.

>>72972331
treated with a hot lead injection to the forehead
at taxpayers expense

>>72972363
That result was expected.

It was when Nige conceded defeat everyone started offing themselves.

>>72972395
nonce

>>72972321
The active extermination of Jews started in 1942

>>72972336
im not scared of dogs though
why are you making things up

you're the insecure maggot who has started shouting out of the blue about how you need a dog to fight for you
fuckin clown

>>72972395
not met one male primary teacher who wasnt a nonce or had a nonce look to him
fucking nonce

>>72972410
REEE I'm not a nonce.

>>72972364
>people keep trying to undercut each other for labour until people are working for literal pennies an hour and can barely survive

YESSSSS MUH ECONOMY MAKE THOSE NUMBERS NICE AND BIG NO MATTER THE HUMAN COST

>>72972359
To be fair, the working class in Northern Ireland didn't vote on brexit the way everyone else did. They voted on the basis of a united Ireland. They were voting on entirely different issues than England was.

At school I could always give myself a nosebleed by picking my nose and use that as an excuse to get out of lesson

>>72972240
its a really insane claim considering the time it would take to remove all those bodies from the gas chambers and cremate/bury them.

>>72972411
>The active extermination of Jews started in 1942

FAKE NEWS

come on and slam, and welcome to the jam

>>72972412
Ban le ebic assault dogs because they hurt my feelings :((((

>>72972378
List some.

My memory's bad.

>>72972374
Reckon the only course of action is to kys mate

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Reckon I would lose in a fight with a 12 year old

>>72972424
That just tells me something about the state of Australian education.

what grammatical or spelling error do you still make?

I never know when to use effect or affect so just say impact instead

brb shower lads

NEED a job

the holocaust started in 9000000BC

>>72972448
Average /lit/ poster.

Proofreading my dissertation today lads

Did it in the pub, what am I like

>>72972230
>tfw got excluded for bunking school

Comprehensive teachers are literally braindead

>>72972462
>Reckon

Used to think only cowboys in the US said this. Then i heard brits and aussies saying it.

American culture is seriously so influential

dog chav seems quite upset about people not liking his chav dogs

>>72972440
Used to stick my fingers down my throat under the table. Worked every time

>>72972480
1 is qt

>>72972464
had many british teachers
one yank qt who taught kindergarten too

>>72972325
it's also a fun job, you're doing things that matter and helping your country
all the top lads go civil service desu

Had a few drinks and am listening to Bridge Over Troubled Water right now.

Cannot hear this track after a drink without welling up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_a46WJ1viA

>>72972467
I can't type rescue, it always comes out as recuse the first time. Even in this post

>>72972455
did I say that?

fuck off you embarassment

I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU NORMIES SO MUCH

LITERALLY JUST BECCAUSE ITS A BLUE BOARD YOU THINK YOU CAN TERRORISE THIS PLACE WITH YOUR SIMPLE MINDED POISON

WELL I SWEAR TO GOD PLEASE JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID ROASTIE GF

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID MUH MDMA

LITERALLY JUST GO TO FUCKING /B/

>>72972508
loool batty boy

>>72972521
>kindergarten
FOY

>>72972508
don't think that's an american word you bender

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>>72972533

>>72972508
do americans really say stuff like "bro" and "dude"?

I thought that was just a british thing

>>72972456
Same tb h

Off the top of my head

>Zimmerman
>Euromaiden
>Arab-Israeli livestream

>>72972533
think you need to fuck off elsewhere love x

Ban le ebic assault dogs is the UK equivalent of banning guns in America.

At primary school I once farted loudly and it fucking stunk and the guy sat next to me threw up all over the table

>>72972542
haha get fucked. english around the globe is american

>>72972533
Can you please vocaroo this for me, I'm hard of sight?

>>72972508
>Reckon
Old English ( ge)recenian ‘recount, relate’, of West Germanic origin; related to Dutch rekenen and German rechnen ‘to count (up)’. Early senses included ‘give an account of items received’ and ‘mention things in order’, which gave rise to the notion of ‘calculation’ and hence of ‘being of an opinion’.

>>72972567
Guns don't kill children

>>72972438
You heard of the minimum wage la? It's to stop this from happening

>>72972508
this moron stays up all night practicing his bait in the quiet hours then re-using them around this time of day

you really are the saddest cunt on this entire board, even above poley
genuine mental illness you go to such lengths to get (you)s

Chav dogs are fucking disgusting

peak qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5E6wr9O_TU

australian public service is actually very well paying, have considered it in the past
>>72972542
its a kraut word tho

>>72972586
That is German you fucking retard.

>>72972596
Unless you're suggesting that all those kids who blow their brains out were suicidal, guns objectively do kill children

>>72972586
its german you downs syndrome

>>72972596
>what is the chicago inner city

>>72972602
not even the same person lmao just saw him post it last night

>>72972508
Saw you early this morning

really wish the gf was here for cuddles right now

sleeping with her is better than 10mg of diazepam (not 20mg though hahaha are you mental jeremy)

>>72972508
the redditspacing is the ice on the cake

>>72972619
Guns aren't living things, dogs can snap no matter how well you train them. A gun won't lift itself out of the drawer and maul your child to death
>>72972635
Your point?

>>72972597
immigrants get paid less than minimum wage because they're undocumented

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PENG TINGS ON MY WHATSAPP AND MY IPHONE TOO

>>72972563
>herr derr im such a normie xD

absolute cancer

i might be a normie for you all you know

i just dont approve of such explicit full blown normie posting, such boastful idiots are not welcome on 4chan

THIS IS A SAFE AUTISTIC SPACE REEE

KYS fag

>>72972619
>unless you're suggesting those kids who committed suicide were suicidal
huh

hello

how do I filter self-styled "reddit-spacing"?

>>72972664
>>72972639
>>72972602
>>72972595
>>72972549
>>72972546
>>72972541
cheers lads

>>72972665
>Guns aren't living things, dogs can snap no matter how well you train them. A gun won't lift itself out of the drawer and maul your child to death

Kid didn't want to die, yet still they're dead

Logically this means the gun is to blame

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eating some pringles

Property is extraordinarily cheap in Pleven, the seventh most populous city in Bulgaria.

think my life would actually be enjoyable if I wasn't an ugly mong

when will beatport realize a vip of a track is not the original mix

Shit, I forgot.

When's the York meetup?

>>72972533
my gfs last boyfriend before me was black
she said his willy was massive and know we usually use her 8 inch dildo + masturbation because I can't even generate enough friction to cum in her pussy most of the time with my pencildick

When you're weary
Feeling small
When tears are in your eyes
I will dry them all
I'm on your side
When times get rough
And friends just can't be found
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down

When you're down and out
When you're on the street
When evening falls so hard
I will comfort you
I'll take your part
When darkness comes
And pain is all around
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down

Sail on Silver Girl
Sail on by
Your time has come to shine
All your dreams are on their way
See how they shine
If you need a friend
I'm sailing right behind
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will ease your mind
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will ease your mind

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>tfw my gf is unironically stupid as fuck
>but also completely dedicated to me and kind of cute in a childlike way because she is so retarded

Hmmm, difficult situation

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>tfw all those poor jews who were literally MILKED to death

>>72972710
paedo by proxy

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And if I only could
I'd make a deal with God
And I'd get him to swap our places
I'd be running up that road…

>>72972665
That young blacks in chicago are killing eachother, very violently
>Not knowing the definitive cause of Chicago’s sudden and substantial increase in gun violence
does not mean the city should be paralyzed in crafting a response. The solution to a problem
need not be the opposite of its cause. One key implication of these data is the importance
of a policy response that is focused on the core problem: violence concentrated largely in a
moderate number of our most disadvantaged neighborhoods, carried out by teens and young
adults in public places with illegally owned, and perhaps increasingly lethal, firearms.
https://urbanlabs.uchicago.edu/attachments/store/2435a5d4658e2ca19f4f225b810ce0dbdb9231cbdb8d702e784087469ee3/UChicagoCrimeLab+Gun+Violence+in+Chicago+2016.pdf

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>beatport

>>72972695
No, the parent is to blame for making the gun child-accessable

>>72972667

had a few mates using this filter who then drew on an ISIS mask and a suicide vest haha

only people ive met who have been afraid of dogs have been muslims
from this i can surmise that if you are afraid of dogs you are a muslim in which case you need to fuck off

>>72972721
¿

>>72972717
So this is why the Jews are so obsessed with fucking machines

Gfs chippy does bloody garlic mushrooms

Talk about being fucking posh in a fucking chippy!

>>72972588
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BELx9X7snl

reminder that because we have such an extensive system of in work benefits if companies pay their employees less than £35,000 a year it's an effective subsidy from the government to indsutry at the cost of the tax payer

if we didn't have this system of benefits then the companies would be forced to pay their workers higher wages

>>72972745
Then why isn't the dog owner to blame for making the dog nigger-tier?

>>72972745
#NotAllGuns

Stop making excuses for them, you think the so called "moderate" guns will do the same for you?

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>>72971821ohshi

it's spreading

>>72972774
>if we didn't have this system of benefits then the companies would be forced to pay their workers higher wages

There's no evidence for this

>>/wsg/1618049
>>/wsg/1618049
>>/wsg/1618049

>>72972666
The EU immigrants are undocumented? Not sure this is true, seems like the yank/mexican thing. Will do a read but i'm pretty sure this claim isn't based in evidence

>>72972756
>chippy
its chipper you stupid twat

>>72972787
some dog breeds are naturally nigger-tier, you know, like niggers themselves

>>72972808
hot chip shop 2bh

>>72972763
you sound like a normie

hmmmmm

>>72972806
Fucked it
Bet you're embarrassed now

Red as a spanked runt

>>72972784
where to cop?

I'm a normie and proud of it.

>>72972364
how about I come at you from a voters perspective: that system doesn't work for me so I'm going to vote against it.

in addition you should not treat the market rules as universal or infallible; there are many ways a company may avoid paying minimum wage to immigrants (by contracting work to third parties, for example) which make 'Real Workers' who follow the rules less attractive.

>>72972731
>poor blacks kill each other like they do all over the world
>it's the guns fault
Howling
>>72972787
>making
Not every dog that bites had a bad owner. They're animals, and they run on instinct. Studies have proven beyond any shadow of a doubt that some dog breeds are more prone to violence than others

>>72972609
Aroused....

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lads im fucking bored out of my mind
been sick of all my games for months but i have no real life to focus on

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>He lives in a town/ city

>>72972820
All dogs are nigger-tier. If they are domesticated properly they can behave. See: niggers in the UK.

>>72972805
It's common sense

>>72972800
I'm going to hazard a guess, Glasgow?

>>72972682
im a complete 'tist mate i just don't see why you're being such a cunt about people talking about mdma or their girlfriends
you can go and talk about anime or something elsewhere x

>>72972859
don't care

>>72972861
>gif
fuck off

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>this moron stays up all night practicing his bait in the quiet hours then re-using them around this time of day

>you really are the saddest cunt on this entire board, even above poley
genuine mental illness you go to such lengths to get (you)s

cats don't attack kids unless the kids attack the cats...

>>72972864
No it isn't.

>>72972873
fucked that one didnt you

mad that there's probably a couple hundred thousand illegals knocking around in london but nobody ever talks about illegal immigration in this country

we just pretend it rarely happens

>>72972859
new starcraft patch comes out very soon, lots of people are coming back to the greatest game ever made, now's the time

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>>72972784
the only person on the planet who could have lost to trump

>>72972871
shit gimmick

>>72972866
how dd you know

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Think my antics and shitposting on the chon is bringing me bad luck in real life

Need to take a bresk

islam does not cause terrorism

the reason terrorists are often muslims is because islamic cultures have been practicing incest for centuries so they often spawn mentally ill people

Can't get over how soft and smooth the gf is

Literally spend ours wrapped around each other in bed just fondling her legs and arse and body

>>72972886
Bullshit when I was six I got completely heemed by a tabby, literally sliced my upper eyelid open and I had to wear an eye-patch like a spacker

>>72972847
my house

>>72972910
the look of the buildings

I'm from Edinburgh but have visited Glasgow many times, I could just tell

>>72971868
>they're angry about the swathes of immigrants taking up the low-pay low-skill roles that you're saying the native should be working in

Except British people aren't even applying for those jobs, forcing the employers to look further afield

Have listened to countless radio shows where employers have called in and spoke about this, even extending the offer to people listening and nothing

British people would rather sit on their arse being hounded by the job centre for a measly 50 quid a week

Business idea: Swap all of our working class people for middle-class Polish people. Run the entirety of Britain as a professional services industry, and the entirety of Poland as a manufacturing industry.

>>72972910
scottish architecture, also looks like a city

looks poor so can't be edinburgh

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>>72972898
What?

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*heavy breathing*

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>>72972931
oh fuck. there's o-one just round the corrrner

>>72972945
Wonder how many actually texted that number

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Mummy made me eat liver for supper. I hate liver!

Why won't she let me have McDonald's like the other boys? I hate her.

>>72972823
>hot chips

So instead of just calling crisps crisps, you call them "cold chips"? Fucking Australians

>>72972947
I wonder why there are no sources

Also blatant gish gallop

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>>72972807
But when they get here, almost all immigrants have to find somewhere to live and somewhere to work. If they arrive without very much money, or without particularly good English skills, they need work fast—even if it barely pays. And there are lots of unscrupulous employers around who are prepared to offer it. For immigrants, there is plenty of work in hotels, in restaurants, in care homes, on construction sites, cleaning offices, delivering leaflets and much else—often at as little as £3 or £4 per hour, far below the legal minimum wage (now £6.31 per hour).

These sorts of jobs are never offered to natives, who might alert the authorities and would in any case turn their noses up at them. They rarely last long, as most migrants move onto better-paying legal jobs as soon as they can. But they are nonetheless extremely common, and for many young migrants, they provide a vital first step into British life. Arguably, they exist largely because the government does very little to enforce the minimum wage. Indeed, there wasn’t a single prosecution under minimum wage law until 2007—fully nine years after the law was introduced.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BELx9X7snl

^^for all you normies

please fuck off

>>72972945
ahh yes a couple of vans going round for a few days 2 years ago means illegal immigration is regularly in the public consciousness

>>72972983
theyre called chips
crisps is a stupid word

>>72972941
duke street is a bit weird now
you still get the grotty heroin glaswegian types but also some fit students since dennistoun went up market

>>72972926
Nice

Idea: turn the UK into a corporation, with May as the ceo and everyone in the country as an employee, and they all get paid a livable wage

It's capitalism so it's fine haha

>>72972849
>voter's perspective
i guess that's the thing, if you're unsuccessful or unhappy you're probably going to vote to change things instead of the status quo, even if you're not sure if it will actually make things better for you personally

and then isn't that the fault of the employers? It seems like enforcing employment laws would fix that

>>72972994
Not even one scrap of a photon from this post will be bouncing off my retinas today or ever

>>72972945
I'm literally shaking rn

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>hot chips

haha fucking aussies jfc. not even yanks are this retarded.

Idea: turn the UK into a Fascist state, with May as the Fuhrer and everyone in the country as an soldier, and they all get paid with Polish slaves

It's capitalism so it's fine haha

>>72973007
Your jaw's just earns a spot on my Christmas atomisation list

Concept: abolish the UK and move everyone to another part of the world, and let nature take over

taxation is theft

>>72973064
turn the island into some kind of nature reserve

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I need a mix raced girlfriend.

WONT GET NONE OF YOUR CDS BACK

SEE HOW THEY SHINE

taxation is theft

but theft is good

>>72973034
What does jfc mean

Thesis: poo bum willy bum poo

willing to house a brit lad in my spare bedroom if you let me put my willy in you sometimes

>>72973088
no you don't

Idea: everyone in the UK moves to Pakistan just to shown them how it feels

>>72973113
bender

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So where in the UK will the special Muslim only area be?

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hmm

>>72972994
They're breaking the law though? You seem to be advocating for leaving the EU because of a failure of policing.

I agree that wage competition can have some negative effects but yeah, as i said, enforce the law properly instead of blaming immigrants (not because of muh fee fees but because it seems like it's the fault of the police to me).

>>72973113
bit gay

>>72973064
if the Amazon jungle deforestation continues, it will upset weather patters over the north Atlantic and increase rainfall over the UK massively, turning it into rainforest and swampland

>>72973127
Scotland

>>72973127
Hopefully an old coal mine

business idea: anarcho autism

rich areas are always where there's loads of trees, so to make places better just plant trees

Business idea: protectionism

>>72973160
*invests*

>>72973175
Nope
t. Highlander

>>72973148
cool

>>72973175
Povos just destroy trees

Busineds idea; gentrify the whole world

>>72973175
No it just marks an older/historic area which are always more expensive as compared to the runt sheds that normal brits live in

>>72973092
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMPZ

Business idea: outlaw homosexuality but make the punishment bumsex

4'6" and built like a shit brickhouse

>>72973127
derry

planted a tree once in high school for some environment thing our school did

>britain
>trees

does not compute

>>72973232
*plants my tree in your bum*

>>72973175
more trees and green spaces everywhere is good. exposure to nature has a proven positive effect on human wellbeing.

>>72973225
Fuck off

>>72973238
fuck off adam abji

concept: pay someone to push dirt into the ocean until the UK's natural border increases in size

Business idea: land reclamation in Doggerland

>>72973216
You're my favourite poster