/brit/

>>72969989
I'm polish though

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anime

Agreed, a boring simulacra indeed.

[spoiler]surreptitiously google's "boring"[/spoiler]

The UTTER STATE of leave voters

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Black Sam" Bellamy, was an English pirate who operated in the early 18th century.

He likened himself to Robin Hood, with his crew calling themselves "Robin Hood's Men".

This reputation earned him another nickname, the "Prince of Pirates".

His flagship was powerful with many cannons. Usually, he had two ships under his control. With coordinated attacks, they managed to capture ships easily without harming them.

He liked expensive clothes, especially black coats. His favorite weapons were four duelling pistols that he always carried in his sash.

Bellamy wished to visit his family in Rhode Island. He was swept up in a violent nor'easter storm off Maine at midnight.

All nine survivors from the two ships were captured and prosecuted for piracy in Massachusetts, and six were hanged in October 1717.

His acquired wealth of five tons of treasure from his short career is speculated at US $120 million in 2008 dollars.

NEED a good file syncing thing now that bittorrent sync has turnt shit

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anime

Don't understand people who don't shower in the evenings before bed.

> ah yes just let me shit up my bedsheets with my smelly grimy body, mmm lovely

I need to know more about this bus : where are the windows ?

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>>72970006
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

business idea: print more money, don't tell anyone about it, and then suddenly pay all public debts off before anyone realises what's going on.

honestly think Brexit is the best thing this country has done since winning the Falkland War

>>72970075
would heem this mong with one jab

>>72970080
I often have two showers in a day
one in the morning with soap and products
the other at night after the gym for just a rinse

anyone got any tips for surviving stage iv non-small cell lung cancer with mets to spine and brain lads?

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>pakimong Ribena is banned

Brexit is a cult.
These morons will never see the truth.

>>72969989

>no Æthelwulf
>no Alfred
>no Egbert
>no Æthelbald
>no Edward
>no Beowulf
>no Æthelstan

lol fuck off frenchie

>>72970086
>outward looking
>leave campaign
they've got everything they need on the bus

why doesn't every government on earth just agree to wipe all debt and start again. and people who are owed money just gets it printed for them.

>>72970115
good post
sick to death of clueless crybabies whining on

>>72970080
But then you have to shower in the morning before work

Plus you sweat loads during the night, so showering before bed is a wasted effort

>>72970159
ah yes, a level economics

>>72970134
just be yourself

>>72970162
how will it be good? Just out of curiosity

Gonna start join the EU campaign in 2019

>>72970179
so whats wrong with that idea then

>>72970187
Wait and see

the only way Brexit can fail is if the public talks it into failing. It's like they want us to suffer from it just because they didn't want it this way.

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>go on /brit/ every day
>call others pakis
>watch as they all fall over each other calling each other pakis in an attempt to prove they aren't in fact a paki
>i'm actually a paki


you are all pawns for my brown smelly fingers to play with

can't do any job lads

might need to become a male prozzie

>>72970173
>But then you have to shower in the morning before work
no you don't

>Plus you sweat loads during the night
no you don't
>ah yes lying still in bed unconscious, I must be sweating so much
sick to death of that idiotic urban myth

>>72970207
>wait and see
Ah yes Brexit is great

>>72970207
That isn't very comforting lad

>>72970213
FOP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa8po_9anHU

>>72969989
>no Alfred
you forgot the GOAT English name (mine)

>>72970234
>>72970237
Tired of you crying about how terrible it will be. No turning back now, just get on with it

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/30/ken-livingstone-repeats-claim-nazi-zionist-collaboration

MADMAN

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i have bruxism, false phimosis, real phimosis, stage iv non-small cell lung cancer with mets to spine and brain, scoliosis, rosacea, pectus excavatum, hyperhydrosis and prader–willi syndrome and i live in glasgow

Does anyone actually enjoy going out and getting drunk

>>72970187
it will improve our economy by opening up larger markets

>>72970129
>no drustan
>no elisedd
>no gwrtheyrn
>no iudicael
>no haerviu
>no judoc

fuck off saxon pig

>>72970287
Me

Depends where and who with though

>>72970272
There is literally no reason we can't just turn back now

>>72969989
My potential name picks for children. Rate and hate.

Boys:

George
Edward
Albert
Arthur
Edmund
James
Richard
Charles
Henry
Harry
Oliver
Thomas
Frederick
Alfred
Alexander
Jack
Joseph

Girls:

Elizabeth
Alice
Lucy
Louise
Helena
Anna
Anne
Frances
Victoria
Isabel
Emilia
Elsie
Freya
Ella
Poppy
Alodie
Beatrix
Ottilie
Alexandra
Edith
Heidi
Grace

>>72970272
The anti-EU crowd have been complaining since forever
Let us whine for a bit x

Worked as a barman in Wetherspoons for 2 years. AMA.

>>72970221
>no you don't

You've slept all night under a duvet or whatever, 8 hours getting sweaty and greasy, you need to shower

>>72970298
>markets
fuck off bourgeoisie

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STATE of the Left

>>72969629
Its everything for cinema you mong

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i-it's normal to hear voices when you're stoned, r-right lads?

>>72970213
>tfw I attack Poles but I am actually Polish and just self-loathing

>>72970298
*bends over and opens up bumhole*

how about this larger market?

>>72970298
how will it do that?

>>72970335
see
>>72970305

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Edward "Blackbeard" Teach, was a notorious English pirate who operated around the eastern coast of Britain's North American colonies.

He may have been a sailor on privateer ships during Queen Anne's War.

Teach captured a French merchant vessel, renamed her "Queen Anne's Revenge", and equipped her with 40 guns.

By May 1718, Teach had awarded himself the rank of Commodore and was at the height of his power.

During a ferocious battle, Teach and several of his crew were killed by a small force of sailors led by the pirate hunter Robert Maynard.


His nickname derived from his thick black beard and fearsome appearance; he was reported to have tied lit fuses under his hat to frighten his enemies.

>>72970335
I'm from East Yorkshire so I am an Anglo pig, please use the correct tribal references.

>>72970335
ive told you already

boring and shit

>>72970345
> sweaty and greasy after lying in one spot all night
"no"

Would you rather own a comfy British country estate or a magnificent French chateau?

>>72970369
went for a coffee and a walk with this really nice Polish woman once

ignored her after and never spoke again

bit fucking sick of the constant threads about us by the same group of people

>>72970370
fucking hell just popped an 'ol boner post it lad x

>>72970419
depends

>>72970369
you have to go back

i propose that 'bit impolite m8' me the default response to any rude comment directed at you

>>72970282
the last one is terrible mate im really sorry to hear that

>>72970298
Ah yes leaving our largest market will definitely be good for the economy

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>>72970412

>>72970419
french one, definitely
hate living like sardines in the uk

>>72970373
we'll maintain the same trade deal we have with the rest of europe, possibly improve it, and at the same time be able to arrange trade deals with other countries

>Approved British names

Muhammad
Achmed
Hamza
Abbas
Haidar
Sayyid
Taha
Ali
Hussein
Nouri
Yasser
Osama
Ibrahim
Omar
Aisha
Fatimah

If you do not have at least one of these names then you ARE NOT British, no exceptions

lads if i go really early to the gym tomorrow and use the running track will i get mocked by the proper athletes
im a fat powerlifter with dreadful cardio

>>72970475
it's our largest single market, it's not where the majority of our exports go

also, there's not going to be any tariffs anyway

>>72970484
How are things in la la land?

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>>72970419
Eastern Germany has tons of rural estates awaiting restoration, but no one has the money for it. In some cases they'll literally hand them to you if you agree to finance the renovation.

>>72970419
wouldnt mind one of those old Parisian houses desu but paris is full of niggers sadly

there is a fucking mushroom growing in my bathroom next to my shower

how do I remove it?

>>72970324
Anti-democratic for one

>>72970515

just eat less

>>72970356
>mfw I voted when that was on

Laughed at the result

>>72970455
On what?

>>72970483
It's assumed that you'll have at least a few acres of land with either property.

>>72970529
How much do they cost?

>>72970516
>also, there's not going to be any tariffs anyway

Yes there will, the government has already said we're leaving the single market and customs union

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the fucking state of women

>>72969849

sorry lad, got a bit distracted by me jelly bone (phone for all you 'sheeds)

Im arguing that the so called "politics of oil" are the effects that oil has on the politics as practiced in countries.
am discussing it at domestic, regional and global level, and arguing that the politics of oil are not causes of war, but that they are facilitators of war.

its a bit tricky because there's a thin line between the politics caused by oil, and the politics of war that oil allows.

desu i think its not my best work but ah well.

Feedback appreciated

fucking hate Pakis, Polacks, Paddys, Pikeys, Pancake Faces, Porch Monkeys and Poos

NEED a Desi GF

Imagine the state you have to be in to have fucking mushrooms growing in your house

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>in a club
>this guys slaps your ass and says 'you should have studied maths'
how do you respond?

did you know baby koalas eat their mother's dung to survive and grow strong? well now you know

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>>72970506
>tfw muhammed mohammed abbas sayyid

>>72970515
will howl at you if you can't do 100m in less than 11.5 seconds 2bh

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>>72970525
dunno lad

>>72970578
obviously but that doesn't mean there will be tariffs by default, it's in no one's interest

>>72970335
Based

>>72970529
want to poke around it. Exploring abandoned buildings is cool but fucking bellend cunts go around and graffiti them all

>>72970586
Nothing wrong with any of that you virgin

Sick to death of talking about brexit, the arguments just go around in circles

>>72970586
> no mention of being "addicted to coffee! XD"
she needs taking away, the normie drone hivemind will not be pleased with this

fucking sick of yanks lecturing europeans about the migrant crisis when those bastards fucking caused it

>>72970547
Who cares? Leaving our biggest export market is comically stupid and we shouldn't do it just because of some frothing at the mouth who read the daily mail.

what's wrong with mixed race relationships? you like richard ayoade don't you

>>72970356
'we need to bring our communities together'

this particular line always gets me. How do they actually expect they can force entire demographics of people that don't get along to just get along? wave the magic wand of peace and love?

>>72970558

By chance or because of 4chan?

>>72970570
exterior location

if its a chateau in the south of france, near the med or the riveria then I'll take france

but I would also take an english country estate in northumberland over northern france

>>72970661
No idea who that is.

>>72970556
yeah im on a cut but i want to get good at running and pullups, i want to meet the fitness standards of the SAS. Dont want to join the sas just want to be fit
>>72970610
>will howl at you if you can't do 100m in less than 11.5 seconds 2bh
bit mean :(

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How do I get dad arms

>>72970681
Rasheed

>>72970655
>British people are stupid, only I truly know what's best for them
Yeah ok fuck off mate

>>72970668
By chance

>>72970484
not sure any of these things are true
we don't actually have a bilateral trade deal with the EU because we're a member of the EU, the deal we make is likely (not definitely) to be balanced in the favour of the remaining 27, and we already have trade deals with other countries, just through the EU. Admittedly making deals will be easier and we can tailor them for us but we'll be in a worse bargaining position

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>plastic surgeon arrested for injecting patients buttocks with cement

>Dear Nice Guy, I Wasn’t Ready For You Before — But I Am Now

>I don’t know you yet but I’m so ready to date you. Seriously, I am. For a long time, I dated bad boys. Yes, I was that girl you blame for always coming in last. I guess I dated bad boys because, somehow, I liked their unavailability, sexy sideways glances, and late-night calls. I fed off the chase and mystery they provided me. I saw them as a challenge that I always happily accepted. Let me tell you, I’ve dated so many jerks throughout the years. A lot of times, I ended up being disappointed with how it ended with them, and wondered why I always had such blind optimism about these guys I clearly knew were jerks to begin with.

>But to be honest, I don’t regret any of it now.

>With all that being said, I’m ready to date a Nice Guy. I’ve learned all the lessons I need to learn from bad boys.

Just joined the Alt-Right

>>72970707
>British people are stupid

No just the ones who voted leave

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On final warning at work today lads

>Work in Pets at Home
>Some fucker brings in a pitbull and asks if he can take the muzzle off for a grooming
>This dog is fucking huge, dragging his owner around and charging around the till
>Refuse to take it off, it's muzzled for a reason obviously
>Manager comes over an apologizes, takes the dog upstairs for a grooming
>Get called into the office as to why I refused a customer service
>Tell them Pitbulls are banned and they are aggressive dogs
>Get a lecture on how Pitbulls aren't aggressive and the guy was a regular customer
>"I have never been bitten by a pitbull and I've worked with them for a while now, the media has spun it out of control. They really are the loveliest dogs ever. :)"

>Got a final warning for refusing a customer, being rude to staff and "The way I describe certain breeds of dogs" Is a negative impact to the store image

I cannot fucking W A I T to leave this job.

who here /post post post post modernist/?

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would kill for a basic gf

>>72970570
would still prefer france. France is unironically better than britain in most ways.

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British people are stupid,
only I truly know what's best for them

>>72970690
I have Dad arms.

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Ganj-i-Sawai was a trading ship belonging to the Mughal emperor Aurangzeb which, was captured on 7 September 1695 by the English pirate Henry Avery.

Every's pirates sacked the ship for £600,000 worth of treasure, including 500,000 gold and silver pieces.

Avery and the surviving pirate captains set sail for Réunion, where they shared out £1,000 and some gemstones to every pirate in the crew

According to pirate lore, the ship also carried The Great Mogul's daughter. Avery decided to take her as his own wife.

thinking about the time the ex gf and i went to mcdonalds at 4am and we were the only people in there and all we cared about was each other haha it was nice x

>>72970727
So half of registered voters, ok

Would kill for a 3/10 gf.

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Raised by the chon lads

>>72970728
aren't there stories every month in the papers about those pit bulls killing babies

>>72970749
How do I get them

>>72970708

What year was it

>>72970775
Not him but yeah, half of people are below average intelligence

>>72970775
Sounds about right

>>72970711
we won't be in a worse bargaining position by any means, it takes the EU a decade to arrange any deal, as an independent country we can do it far faster than that

>>72970735
Half agree with you but speaking French is enough to put me off

Would save someone's life for a 10/10 gf(male)

>>72970686
though its an honourable goal, no powerlifter will ever reach SAS fitness standards, you're just carring too much muscle to have the endurance that is necessary, The guys go on full day runs through brecon beacons in the summer wearing full kit just during selection

also keep in mind with the amount of running top tier special forces do, most of them are physically blown after 2 or 3 years in the service with their knees giving out due to a lack of cartilidge. So don't train too hard if you want fitness longevity

>>72970728
>Story was mauled to death inside her home by her 1.5-year-old 100-pound male Boxer-Pit bull mix. The dog had attacked her while she was cleaning its crate; her sister heard her screams and pulled the dog off her and shut it into a bathroom. The dog broke a hole in the bathroom door, forced its way out and resumed its attack, holding her down, mauling her, and ripping her throat out.

Ah yes

>>72970818
*spreads my bumhole for you*

>>72970787
highly unlikely, all the spotlight is on babies killing pit bulls

>>72970786
>implying anyone but redditors and newfags post >le froge

>>72970786
why can we go back to the top picture

>>72970800
Can't remember m8

>>72970788
I just developed them once I got to 20.

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Want all JFs to fuck off out of this thread

>>72970847
We grew up

>>72970690

DIY

>>72970770
That is quite nice haha

watching hardcore henry lads

>>72970728
theyre right nonces in that store

fucking fat slag who works there enquiring about my fishtank for days and trying to tell me what fish I can and can't buy

>>72970822
>too much muscle
nah, im not a very good powerlifter. But you're right, i would rather just get really good at running a few miles, don't care a great deal for full day runs or anything of the sort
>physically blown after 2 or 3 years in the service with their knees giving out due to a lack of cartilidge
yeah actually this is a good shout, my knees are already a bit fucked so i will be careful

>>72970786
>tfw browsed the chon while I was underage

There's never been a trade deal that is as encompassing as the EU common market.

>>72970870
what does JFs mean in this context

>>72970834
Fucking hell

>>72970806
We'll be able to do it faster yeah, should only take about 4-5 years instead of 10 but I'm not sure we'll have a better position. Instinctively feel like a deal between 2 big economies and a deal between say china or the us or the EU and the UK is going to end up balanced in their favour. Don't know enough to really argue that point though.

I think it would be very comfy to visit Russia and make some Russian friends, but the ex-gf was Russian and she was my first heartbreak and I now have a hatred towards any even slightly slavic person I meet

>>72970921
who didn't?

>>72970921
Pretty much everyone did unless you're a complete new mong

>>72970786
Ive been on 4chan since 2008, and it was never better or worse than it is now


The only difference is the massive Reddit infestation

>>72970786
why am I portayed as an anime girl

is this how most of you see yourselves?

>>72970943
Me, I got here when I was 20

>>72970943
Me. I only started browsing 4chan in 2013 when I was 18 after a friend introduced it to me for anime.

new 19yo at work made a bad mistake today

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>>72970928

Johnny Foreigner aka you

I want replies

https://youtu.be/RdfLK5XwrQA

hehehe look at this little thing xx
reminds me of you when you was a baby!

>>72970968
silly lad
we're all cute anime girls

>>72970968
>He isn't an anime girl

>>72970728
tbf some pitbulls are absolutely lovely dogs
they're just strong enough that if they're not lovely they will straight up murder someone, whereas most dogs would just give someone a nip or something

>>72970921
Pretty sure everyone did mate

Looking back it probably wasn't such a bad thing, we all grew up together

>>72970963
I didnt and i've now been here for 7 years

sick of you children acting like you know anything about real life

>>72970870
that t shirt is a proper comedy garm

>>72970977
hell learn

COME MR TALIBAN
TURN OVER BIN LADEN

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490873282846.webm

>>72971006
Soppy twat

>>72970987
Bit threatened by this post x

>>72971017
janitor squad has been scrambled

David Davis is apparently pretty shit at his job desu lads, he's obsessed with manufacturing and not really clued up on the services economy. Hope we don't get shitty terms for services exports

>>72970936
take a look at rEU and the UK, UK is their biggest market, they don't want to do anything to jeopardise that, they might want to as some form of revenge but the lobbyists won't allow it.

Also we're still the 5th largest economy in the world, 4th largest if you count the EU as one entity

>>72970786
Reminder that there are two types of people: those who came to 4chan through /a/ (good lads), and those who came through /b/ (the cancer killing society)

>>72970870
Sometimes i love pikeys

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>>72971017

>>72970964
Same, but you're wrong

Used to be worse

im not really scared of pitbulls

would just put my arm down its throat
caucasian shepards however

>>72971073
>UK is their biggest market,

No it isn't

>>72970997
LE FUNNY REDDIT ANIMALS

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I told someone I had a Scottish Terrier, and they replied that a Scottie was a "rich man's dog"

The guy was black btw, so that may have been why

>>72971081
what about those who came through /r9k/

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*blocks your path*

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>>72971017
FEEL HIS POWER

>>72971017
wew

>>72971029
TIME TO BOMB SADDAM
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490872749573.webm

>work some low paid job until your 70
>only break you get is spending one weekend a year in some shit Spanish resort
>starting a family with someone you won't be able to bear after a while
>live in a cramped town surrounded by chavs

Ah yes very exciting

This comfy chateau in the Pyrenees costs less than an ex council flat in a rough (black) area of London.

>>72971003
>tbf some pitbulls are absolutely lovely dogs
They have been specifically bred to be violent.

>I got extremely lucky, I owned one and he was lovely! its the owners fault, they didn't LOVE him enough! :)

>>72971017
JANNY'D

I'm Polish and i am still here with full time job as a software engineer.

>>72971105
Everyone on /r9k/ came from /a/.

>>72971029
ah yes american twats

DAILY REMINDER THAT THE JEWS DID 9/11 AND OSAMA BIN LADEN WAS A SPOOK THAT NEVER EXISTED

>>72971101
I like the way it wakes up and becomes all happy when it smells the food, just like you hehe xx

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>>72971017

>>72971073
I think these days we're around 6 or 7

india overtook us recently

>>72971044
good craic

Today the council bureau of FIFA announced the proposed composition of the new 48 team format to start on 2026, which will be voted on May 9th.

AFC: 8
CAF: 9
CONCACAF: 6
CONMEBOL: 6
AFC: 1
UEFA: 16

The two remaining spots will be awarded to the winners of a tournament to be held in November the year before the WC takes place

One team from each confederation except UEFA
Two from the FIFA power rankings who will face the winners from the first knockout

http://www.fifa.com/about-fifa/news/y=2017/m=3/news=bureau-of-the-council-recommends-slot-allocation-for-the-2026-fifa-wor-2878254.html?intcmp=fifacom_hp_module_news

FIFA jews are ruining the world cup

>>72971098
>The UK is the EU’s largest single export market in goods, if you treat the UK as if it were outside the EU. The United States is a close second

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>>72971122
Forgot the pic, and just like that the gravitas of the post is ruined

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>>72971120
>tfw going to be in my dream job a year and a bit from now

homosexuals celebrate 9/11 like it's their bloody birthday

>>72971140
bit weird they threw his body out to sea almost immediately after killing him

I have a cairn terrier

>>72971146
good webm

>>72970943
I was 46 when the chon started

questioning if this is the life for me lads

i don't want to be a good little wagie anymore

wheres that mong that thinks china has the most powerful active military in the world

>>72971162
Germany is a far bigger market than the UK

>>72971126
why be so aggressive you little cunt
wish i had a pitbull so i could set him on you

Lads my Grandad got jumped by a paki with a knife. I'm not even joking, he has a gash on his face. He's laughing about it. Not surprised he was an NCO for the Royal Engineers that guarded SS prisoners in Spandau Prison and fought in The Troubles and some shitty civil war in Africa I can't remember. I would LOVE to see the other guy.
The STATE of this country that veterans get jumped simply for serving the Crown.

>>72971216
disaster

>>72971217
It's not

>>72971207
I think tdifference is that germany is probably a net exporter of goods within the EU

while UK is a net importer

>>72971120
Jokes on you already can't stand my gf, so i won't be losing anything once my marriage becomes loveless

>>72970769

Near Lima, Drake captured a Spanish ship laden with 25,000 pesos of Peruvian gold, amounting in value to 37,000 ducats of Spanish money (about £7m by modern standards). Drake also discovered news of another ship, Nuestra Señora de la Concepción, which was sailing west towards Manila. It would come to be called the Cacafuego. Drake gave chase and eventually captured the treasure ship, which proved his most profitable capture.

Aboard Nuestra Señora de la Concepción, Drake found 80 lb (36 kg) of gold, a golden crucifix, jewels, 13 chests full of royals of plate and 26 tons of silver. Drake was naturally pleased at his good luck in capturing the galleon and he showed it by dining with the captured ship's officers and gentleman passengers. He offloaded his captives a short time later, and gave each one gifts appropriate to their rank, as well as a letter of safe conduct.

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>>72971140
>9/11

bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran

*boasts about my height despite having no redeeming qualities*

>>72971207
they export more but they don't import as much from the rest of Europe as we do, we import more from Germany than any other country

Girl just sent me a message on the old dating app "Bonjour anon. Unfortunately we just have to accept that this is how people meet now... people will never approach other people ever again. Ever." Thought it was quite a good opening line, still shan't respond though.

>>72971217
it's not

>>72971235
Wish he'd died right then and there, saxon scum

>>72971235
he probably didn't jump him for serving the crown

he prolly just thought he was an easy target

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>only started browsing 4chan in 2013

kys

holly willoughby's nudes were a bit disapointing weren't they lads. not even any nudity. just some shitty underwear photos that might not even be her.

gf didn't wash her bumcrack in the shower so I bent her over and did it for her

absolute dirty sket

>>72971242
Germany is still a bigger market

Lads why are we leaving the EU?

Don't really see the point xxx

*shoves your right shoulder*

What are you gonna do about it, big boy?

*shoves it again*

>>72971278
>capture their ship
>dine with them at gunpoint
>kick them off after dinner and sail away with their jewels and gold

Banter merchant

>>72971162
>in goods

so glad we're leaving the fucking EUSSR

>>72971302
Thought there was tits la?

>>72971310
that wasn't the point of discussion
so you're moving the goalposts really

was thinking of buying witcher 3... but im a console pleb

worth it? i ony liked skyrim for hanging around the towns and exploring the wilderness

I dont really care about main quests. just like feeling immersed and hanging around lively towns

just learned the solo to "under a glass moon" on guitar

>>72971301
When I finally get a gf I will leave this place and never look back.

So which of the fictional teenage girls from the japanese tv show "Neon Genesis Evangelion" would you rather penetrate

>>72971325
so we don't end up in the united states of europe

>inb4 some german jumps in and says we weren't anyway

we would eventually

>>72971345
dont remember there being any unless i missed some more recent leaks of her.

>>72971299
Nah he did he was at some veterans meeting or something I don't know the full story yet he's just laughing
>>72971298
Pure Pict warrior genes

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I ain't going back ;)

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the furtive pygmy, so easily forgotten

>>72971326
Hah, my fault s-sorry

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>mum tells me my little 11 year old female cousin wrote a letter to theresa may about brexit

i'm sure she was given a balanced picture of the situation and has been allowed to come to her own conclusion

>>72970943

Started on here in 2008 at the age of 19

remember browsing the 'chan with my mates on the old 28.8k back in 2015
you new twats have no idea what it was like

>>72971326
*beckons you*

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why do people who vehemently hate anime even come to 4chan?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490653686982.webm

>>72971343
reminds me of that Beatles song

>>72971356
Got a gf and I've started posting here more than ever

>>72971350
no. witcher 3 is boring as fuck, not even joking. don't know why people like it so much

>>72971241
>>72971296
we teach people to not steal, but people inevitably steal
we also teach people to not put themselves in positions where they will have things stolen from them like not flashing £20 notes all over the place and putting your satnav in your glovebox. You're more likely to have your satnav nicked if it's out in the open

we can teach people to not rape, but we should also teach people to not put themselves in situations where they are going to get raped

>>72971367
what's wrong with a united states of europe?

>>72971407
fuck

>>72971350
yes
you asked this yesterday and I told you it has the best in game city ever built

so fucking get it already

>>72971386
huffington post will write about it

>>72971386
leave her alone lad

>>72971391
many layers to this post

>>72971350
>skyrim
>lively towns

The little brother has the 'tism

I've never mentioned 4chan or /pol/ and we never discuss politics at home. But now he's starting to talk about SJWs and telling racist jokes. What the fuck?

>>72971386
sister came home day before the referendum telling everyone they had to vote remain because they had a school assembly on it where they were told voting leave was the worst thing anyone could ever do

>>72971413
destroys our national cultures, identities, governments and economies

>>72971386
>tfw I have so many cousins I lost track of how old they all are

>>72971349
The only one moving the goalposts is you.
The UK is not the EU's biggest market like you incorrectly said it was.

>>72971413
I'm just holding out hope we become a superpower again, reckon it'll happen by 2030

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EBIL STAFFIES! I GOT BARKED AT BECAUSE ONE SMELT THE FEAR ON ME AND I DONT UNDERSTAND DOGS! BAN ASSAULT DOGS! BTW IM A PAKI

Reckon I would lose in a fight to a 12 year old

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ALLLL YOU HAVE TO DO

IS FOLLOW THE WORMS

>>72971441
yeah they were shit, thats why i got so bored of it, i meant i would like a game with lively towns

>>72971423
yes sorry i forgot to ask you a follow up.. are there more than just 2-3 cities? or is it 2 main cities with a bunch of tiny 4 house "towns"

>>72971449
he's probably found the "youtube skeptic" shit, afterall he is literally autistic

>>72971235
>fought in the troubles

deserved it

went to the office, stared at a screen for 8 hours, came home, made dinner then stared at a screen

>>72971454
My sister voted to leave the EU because I told her to.

>>72971278
Walter Raleigh's largest capture (probably)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madre_de_Deus

>a cargo estimated at half a million pounds (nearly half the size of England's treasury)

>while moored at Dartmouth, England, it was subject to theft

>it attracted all manner of traders and thieves from miles around.

>half a million pound cargo was reduced to £140,000, because of so many looters

>>72971350
Get Fallout 4 instead.

business idea: climb mount everest and when at the top smoke dmt and reach a higher plane of existence, contacting beings from another dimension

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>>72971460
I never said that

Protip; if you get attacked by a dog just grab it by it's front legs and pull them both apart inverse

>>72971325
good to get out before it collapses, get a head start and all that

>>72971341
Switzerland has 6 times the services export we do because they're outside the EU

>>72971472
"staffies" are runt dogs for runt humans (read: chavs and other assorted underclass worms)
fuck off

>>72971412
Yeah we should but it's not an excuse
>>72971488
Yeah i asked him where he's gotten it from (worried he was browsing here) and he said youtube. But how would he even find that shit?

hypothesis: there is a direct inverse correlation between how much you care about brexit and the amount of sex you are having

>>72971519
>pull them both apart inverse
what

Sincerely hope you lads aren't consuming more than the world health organisations recommended limit of 50g of sugar a day

>>72971455
>british culture
>british identity
oh no not those things!!!
>>72971469
hahaha

>>72971485
1 big city
Also play the previous games you utter pleb you

>>72971540
Theresa May seems to care, but she shags rentboys 3 times a week

wouldn't mind a united states of europe as long as we were in charge

>>72971524
fuck off staffies are lovely dogs (mine is anyway)

t. not a chav or an underclass worm

>>72971522
>becase they're outside the EU
Isn't it because of their banking secrecy laws?

>>72971386
one of my older female cousins was an absolute rorke until she became a trainee nurse and realised being a hand wringing twat benefits her the most, now all she does is share bollocks about muslims and how we need migrant workers to do the jobs we wont do and how much of a good mum she is

never mind the fact whenever i see her shes shouting at her kids to shut up haha

>>72971558
nah im alri. not trying to get that invested. just want something to kill time

>>72971556
rasheed

>>72971524

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JocC2nMF3qg

>>72971413
Consolidating into a massive faceless superstate is something Pakis and Chinks do and it never works

Europe's power lies in it's individuality and competitiveness.

>>72971540
I care about it a lot and regularly have sex with a chav cousin of mine.

>>72971536
>how would he even find that shit?
idk, how did you find 4chan? You get exposed to a lot of content on the internet, if you find something you like you find similar stuff and you end up in a community

>>72971551
*comically pauses after putting sixth teaspoon of sugar in my tea*

>>72971455
The EU has done an excellent job helping to preserve cultural identities, That's why it does things like invest in the welsh language

>>72971598
Then play andromeda
tw3 is story driven and all you know

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>>72971543
Like this it rips their heart in half.

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>>72971636
you give the worst advice ever

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What are they trying to convey in this picture

@72971400
leave leaves

>>72971556

fuck off you paki cunt

>>72971633
yet Swedes, Germans, and Dutch hardly speak their own languages these days

>>72971633
>the Welsh language, brought to you by the European Union(tm)

>>72971522
>the UK will be like switzerland or norway after we leave the EU
we're massively different countries than either of those, the reason they never joined the EU is because they are special cases
>norway
shitloads of oil, about 5 people overall
>switzerland
international criminal bank with a history of non-alignment

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>>72971656
seems right up your alley
couldn't get invested in this shit even if you tried

>>72971485
in the base game there is a beginning area which is probably a few square km but small compared to the rest, which has a town and a ford

then the first big area which is about 1.5 skyrims has lots of villages, one moderately sized castle town and a fuckhuge city and a medium city

then you have the islands which vary in size wit lots of medium to small towns/castles/villages

https://witcher3map.com/v/#2/46.7/-22.7

>>72971617
Read greentexts from damnLOL, found more on imgur, found /b/.

Not sure what to do about the whole situation. I agree with most stuff he's parroting but I'm not comfortable with him thinking all this stuff