/brit/

i'll make a man out of you

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Absolute STATE of yanks

>>72967775
/brit/ was better when you were dead for a few weeks FYI

Good editions. Let's spend this whole thread talking as if we're normies.

>>72967775
could jam my willy up those nostrils

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gf just sent me this

i smoke 60 fags a day and drink a litre of port every three days, am i fucked?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12640752
http://www.strawpoll.me/12640752
http://www.strawpoll.me/12640752
doing a survey of /brit/

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me getting off the bus

very talented woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1L14KAvRfw

>>72967819
fucking hell

>>72967879
>gif
fuck off

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>>72967687
>thinking you can reach enlightenment by abandoning the physical body
>not realising that the spirit/mind and body dichotomy is a myth

confirmed NEVER reaching enlightenment
have fun with your placebo magicks
I need to go recharge my Aura for the day.

>>72967819
strongly dislike fat people

>>72967849

who cares at least you're enjoying life

>>72967853
Enjoy the cosmic spiders that are poisoning your subconscious. I only exist in one plane and that's the astral realm, my body is a mere portal to reach gnosis.

>>72967938
is he though?
sounds more like escapism

>>72967892
the absolute state of this one

> that accent
yeeueughh

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>>72967954

>>72967819

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNdUbAMY7-M

moving to Brentford 2bh

ok so after all the talk about the best browser to use last thread I've stopped using chrome and am now using puffin browser

ah, evangelion, a silly robot show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPkyBDNfyQc

>>72968017
>rebuilds

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>Enjoy the cosmic spiders that are poisoning your subconscious. I only exist in one plane and that's the astral realm, my body is a mere portal to reach gnosis.

>>72967954
though physical and spiritual harmony all such astral vampires are instantly repelled from my holy form
do NOT test my power or I shall climb through all 38 heavens to find your astral realm and snuff it out.

might order a takeout
opinions?

these spine mets are killing me lads

>>72968041
>takeout
FOY

>>72967849
Jeanne Calment smoked almost her life, well past her hundred
not so much though

>>72968009
now you'll be even easier to spot if you do anything illegal like making mean posts x

http://www.strawpoll.me/12640786
http://www.strawpoll.me/12640786
http://www.strawpoll.me/12640786

>>72968041
>takeout
fuck off yank

well good morning

bit cold out

irish weather

on my way home now from dublin

sixth time this week

>>72967819

"My 600 lb life" is all the rage on /tv/ right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKDPFzlAfbw

6 months of hard work for 100k.

All I wanna buy now is a new pair of trainers.

>>72967866
I think you missed the "gas them all" option mate. Can not believe anybody would support that degeneracy.

>>72968026
there's literally nothing wrong with the rebuilds

*smug grin creeps across my face*
*slightly angle my nose upwards so you can see inside my nostrils*
"heh...reality has a liberal bias"

>>72967819
apparently sonar used by submarines confuses them into beaching themselves :(

>>72968125
*kisses you daintily*

>>72968068
>(((nah)))

>>72968112
i remember his youtube videos from years ago. he's a massive cunt.

>>72968017
what was the agricultural output of Tokyo-3?
what tax scheme did the Japanese government follow in order to fund this sort of lunacy
reckon Nerve owes a heap of back taxes

>>72967866
I forgot where I was and voted based on the binge-related definition, I'd like to return my vote please

>>72968073
>>72968056
alright, i might order food
you happy now? CUNTS?
what should i get x

>>72967819
one of the most pathetic displays I have ever witnessed

just pathetic

>>72968035
Try me mortal. I am become archon. I have saw the Gates of all creation and have abandoned such mere thoughts of heaven. I am heaven, my form emits divine rays of inspiration that will lead mankind into a cataclysm to overthrow the demi-urge.

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elevator

fall

nine o' clock

>>72968178
orange lucozade

>>72968192
nah fuck off yank

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The woman you sit opposite to on the tube does stupid ASMR shit in her free time

>>>/sci/8791124

reply to my thread please britfriends

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>>72967671
I'm always interested in how things like this would actually work because don't tree roots usually spread in and around the ground below them for many metres

hate it when people with some bullshit degree try and tell me Brexit will be bad for our economy. I've bought and sold things before, made a business out of it, whereas they just claim government handouts. Obviously after no-one predicted the GFC we can basically just ignore anything so-called economists have to say

>in year of 2017 and people still believe mind-body dualism

Hmm

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>>72968112
>AH ONLY CHEETID A LIL BIT

very peculiar thread is forming on /tv/, see if you can find it

how is it even possible to smoke 60 fags a day
you must feel like absolute shit 100% of the time

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>he doesn't use chrome on windows 10

>>72968228
probs makes mad dosh from it too

>>72968218
yet you're still bound by the shining prison of "being"
only though the embrace of non-being can you ever reach beyond, to Nirvana
all the God, the Archons, the ghosts and goblins, envy the enlightened man, the man who has stepped outside the endless cycle of rebirth and death.
you climb to the top of the top of the wheel, I merely step outside of it and thus turn the wheel into a pillar of ONE.

same sex marriage and civil partnerships are now legal in the falklands

>>72968258
>60 a day

wouldn't that cost like £750 a month?

never have my hand off my bollocks at the best of times but after shaving its like theyre conjoined

The GF's Instagram

https://www.instagram.com/officialhungrylips/?hl=en

>>72968242
yeah i'm not too sure desu
how big can a planter be? it's a nice idea but it seems like it's just going to grow into any tiny crack in the planter and eventually fuck the building over

>>72968269
i do this :^)

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In late September 1290, there arose a number of claimants to the throne of Scotland.

The late king, Alexander III had been married to Margaret of England, sister to Edward I of England.

Edward was asked to arbitrate in the dispute.

John Balliol, a descendant of King David I was chosen and inaugurated at Scone, on St. Andrew's Day, 30 November 1292.


When Edward demanded military support for his war against France, the Scots responded by forming the Auld Alliance with the French.

On 5 April, Edward received a message from King John Balliol renouncing his homage, to which Edward remarked,
> "O' foolish knave! What folly he commits. If he will not come to us we will go to him."
Scotland launched an unsuccessful attack on Carlisle.

After the raid on Carlisle, the English, under Edward I, began the initial conquest of Scotland.

The battle of Dunbar effectively ended the war of 1296 with the English winning.

John Balliol, in surrendering, confessed to rebellion and prayed for forgiveness. Five days later he abandoned the treaty with the French.

Antony Bek, the Bishop of Durham, ripped the red and gold arms of Scotland from his surcoat, thus bequeathing to history the nickname Toom Tabard (empty coat).

Soon after, the English king followed, carrying in his train the Stone of Scone and other relics of Scottish nationhood.

>>72968372
do I LOOK like a calculator lad

>>72968026
>not pointing out dub
was not that much weeb

I waved to a stranger last night and she waved back at me.

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a limitation?

>>72968364
most of these are not as kino because the people actually do try and end up improving

>>72968248
He felt he deserved it since he was in Texas and travelled so far

Once or twice a month he lifted 4 pound weights a few times as a work out

He treated himself to four large chinese take away dinners piled together on a plate, with two egg rolls each night for dinner

For desert he would have cake and ice cream

Throughout the day he would consume 8 litres of soft drink

For breakfast, he would have three packets of assorted chocolates, toast with eggs and sausages

For lunch, two loafs of bread with various toppings, chocolate, fried chicken and packets of chips

>>72968374
pics

Perform live concerts in my car whilst listening to choons 2bh
People in other cars definitely see me and laugh but couldn't give a fuck

im 24 and I've never shaved my puebes

>>72968360
How can one interpret the teachings of the universe when you don't respect thine divine powers that brought it about, one must master their trickery and use it on ones on mind. One must suffer before he ever knows how to see the veils being lifted. Once again, the cosmic spiders have entangled you in their snare, I pity you that you cannot master their magicka.

>>72968463
at least you have some
23 here and literally not a single pube

>>72968433
imagine the quantities of poo he must've been producing on an hourly basis

>>72968249
>>>/tv/81088180
?

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>>72968400
I think just planting and allowing climbing plants to grow would probably be more feasible for normal everyday buildings, I imagine even that would probably degrade a building over time tho

>>72968480
pics

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/landlord-who-banned-coloured-people-because-of-curry-smell-says-hes-not-racist-a7657231.html

howling

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r8 me lads

live in worthing

fancy a frot?

>>72968480
how is that possible

post your jawlines

>>72968480
not memeing you, think you might have this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter_syndrome

>>72968434
shallnt

>>72968536
>I'll try spinning - that's a good trick!

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Ah yes, Dublin
Why do the Irish love stormzy so much?

>>72968512
why doesn't he just file it as damages?

>>72968469
being divine doesn't make them enlightened
the 'trickery' is just that, illusion and sorcery by higher beings as a way to mask their ultimate insecurity, their ultimate fear of non-being which comes for everything, from the most powerful to the least, in the end.
the man who steps aside, out from the endless cycle, who takes control of samsara and achieves his final incarnation, he is the man of true power.
Indra was king of the Hindu gods, yet even he could not prevent his rebirth as a mere ant.
thus go you as well.

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>>72968532

>>72968518
ah yes the gf

>ctrl+f "Tim"
>No results
sort it lads

>>72968570
Back to redshit with you

>>72968068
>yeah i've seen proof

https://youtu.be/CxWQRGf8FZU
https://youtu.be/CxWQRGf8FZU
https://youtu.be/CxWQRGf8FZU

Was sat in a McDonalds last night with some mates after some drinking had taken place. Ended up talking to some birds that were there and they started laughing at my jokes and flirting with me and my mate went fucking mental and started accosting them with shit like "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? HE'S NOT FUNNY. HE'S A SPACKER. HE'S UGLY AS FUCK LOOK AT HIM. DON'T LAUGH AT WHAT HE'S SAYING" and everything became really uncomfortable.

Do NOT understand it.

>>72968591
pfm now

>>72968529
look like a less weatherbeaten version of me with an unbroken nose

>>72968228
really laughed at this post for some reason

:/

>>72968532
haha mines shit and i'm fat and short and i still have a qt gf
>tfw great personality
>tfw good-looking face despite shit jaw

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>>72968481
this is what people don't realise, the shear amount of poo coming out, and not only that but how rancid it must be since there is like zero fibre in these people's diets

there is a reason the "shart mart" meme exists, all these yanks with their impacted bowels are walking faecal timebombs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9_vljpwZyo

This was filmed sometime in February - April 2016

Meaning, while Steven was living down in Houston, trying to lose weight and taking drugs, he was filming himself doing this in his free time

>>72968622
Greater London

>>72968622
shut up normie

>>72968242
>>72968501
most of the plants aren't treets, a lot of them are plants more suited to moist environments that don't need very deep roots
climbing trees do eventually damage bricks but i think they can be grown up tiles pretty safely
t. knower x

>>72968622
>mate

vocaroo this

>In Hartford, Hereford and Hampshire hurricanes hardly ever happen

mad that there's quite literally less people living in wales than in greater birmingham

http://www.strawpoll.me/12640895
http://www.strawpoll.me/12640895
http://www.strawpoll.me/12640895
do you believe ASMR exists? find out what /brit/ thinks

>>72968675
That's the thing. He actually is. We've been good mates for literally half our lives. Something just triggered him last night and I can't suss out what it was.

>>72968656
jesus fucking christ

>>72968677
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lOFy9d3EcI

>>72968686
>greater birmingham
reeeeeeeee
t. wolves born n bread

>>72968622
hes right

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>Oh yeah, and some spirit level bubbles too

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>Doc I swear I only ate 2 egg rolls and some fried rice!

>>72968631
>weatherbeaten
what do u mean by this

It's 2017 and I still cannot stop listening to Chvrches every day

>>72968716
have you considered asking him? sounds like a right cunt though, i wouldn't bother personally.

>>72968686
there are more people in Greater London that Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland combined

hate you all passionately

>>72968677
you first

>>72968575
i dont

went to see skepta at a festival last year and it was just shite, black man speak fast talking underwhelming shite 2bh

>>72968770
Even me mate?

I thought we were pals.

hate you all passively

>eating
>drinking anything
>not just basking in your astral juices
>having an attachment to a literal fucking simulation

>>72968706
i think its true I get tingles sometimes when listening to music so don't see how ASMR could be any different

>>72968656
what do you think giving him a rimjob would be like?

>>72968716
he's upset or anxious about something else that''s got literally nothing to do with you. ask him if he's doing all right lately maybe he'll talk

I'm gonna go to Berkshire for a couple of weeks, how do I give out as much posh vibes as possible?

>>72968730
hmm
good tongue

>>72968794
fuck off rorke/grandad
>>72968820
don't be foreign

>>72968793
prequels are absolute kino desu

what's that song that goes

do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do
whoa yeah he's got a crumpet
do do do do do do do

>>72968802
/r/asmr hypothesises they are different things, I get both but not the music one enough to be able to compare really

>>72968827
thanks bb ;)

>>72968741
I was never arguing that he wasn't right. He was objectively corect. I am much uglier than him. I'd argue I'm certainly funnier than he is though.

>>72968764
Na, feels weird to be all "hey friend, why were you saying mean words about me last night?" Sounds gay as fuck.

>>72968810
Maybe. Dunno. Feel there was probably better moments over the course of the night for his feeling to emerge than that one, if that were the case.

>>72968591
POST FUCKING MACHINES

>>72968747
There's only one bad thing about Chvrches : their bland, soulless, run of the mill singer.

>>72968862
crumpet riddim - eskiboy

reckon english rorkes would feel very differently if it was ireland occupying northern england

>>72968745
My features look a bit harsher, depsite being roughly the same age as this guy due to extended exposure to sunlight and wind, like this guys skin tone is consistent and has absolutely no lines

you never heard the term weatherbeaten before?

>>72968793
there is literally no reason for a double sided lightsaber . look at him. it's so awkward to move

why do we put up with pidgeons their a fucking pest and should be exterminated as well as cunts who feed them

ah yes

https://twitter.com/CllrBSilvester/status/847017914951761922

please do not feed the runts

>>72968919
can tell this post is sara

Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault? Were you dragged out of a supra-national union by a generation of idiots? You may be entitled to compensation.

>>72968907
>occupying
shiggy diggy, the catholic contingent are occupying sovereign british territory, but because we're a liberal nation we try and accommodate your feefees
if you don't like it you are free to move to the ROI

>>72968913
Tbf that move where he tries to hit him from behind and then the front in quick succession would be impossible to pull of with a single-bladed lightsaber

>>72968919
just feed them rice mate they'll be gone in no time

>>72968875
how do you know its different senpai im pretty sure its the same especially because it usually music i have some kind of attatchment to or the message resonates with me

>>72968888
>Na, feels weird to be all "hey friend, why were you saying mean words about me last night?" Sounds gay as fuck.
you say "what was all that shit about in maccas?" it's not fucking hard. hopefully it'd stop you pissing and moaning about it here.

bottle of merlot and 2 cans of san miguel down lads ama

>>72968929
What a state

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Christopher Moody (1694–1722) was an 18th-century pirate who held a policy of no quarter (no sparing of lives).

He is believed to have pirated off the coast of North and South Carolina sometime between 1713 and 1718.

Moody is largely remembered for his distinct Jolly Roger flag. Moody's Jolly Roger is gold on red. It also has an hourglass with wings, to express to his victims that their time to live was flying away.

After he was captured, he was hanged at Cape Coast Castle in Cabo Corso, Ghana.

feed the birds tuppence a bag

>>72969015
why do you drink shit booze?

>>72968929
>not only is it tied to some bins but its upside down as well

the STATE of it all

>>72969015
what you drinking

>>72968911
nope

>>72969007
He was fucking shlattered lad. He won't remember shit. There's no need to be rude.

What are we talking about now lads?

>>72968919
this but seagulls

>>72969027
>to express to his victims that their time to live was flying away
bit of a shit image
like i wouldn't see wings and think "oh that must mean my time to live is flying away"

considering a wank (not to fucking machines)

>>72968207

what?

>>72969075
You haha, come here you little scamp

*puts you in a headlock and spits on your face*

>>72969075
brexit

>>72968956
who is sara

>>72968989
dont want to get arrested would love to see the back of them cunts half are deformed skanks

>>72969073
how about you shut up about it then

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>>72968501
Thanks a lot /brit/, I did what you said and look what happened. Now the council are up my arse about this plant situation which to be fair is way out of control. Needs to get my hands on some goats ASAP.

>>72969122
Laughed at this

god i'd love to bang the arse off faith goldy

man don't care bout all dat

do you think the 52% of voters in the referendum who voted for brexit are the same as the 52% of britons who believe the moon landings were faked?

want myself to die

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>>72968793
>Revenge of the Sith came out 32 years ago
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490065048134.webm

>>72969123
forgotten what it means again

>>72969100
why are the english getting all the shit for brexit? wales also voted for it lol

>>72969187
little englunder

>>72969130
Why do you keep responding? Are you feeling lonely?

>>72969181
brexit means brexit

>>72969187
Wales is England's bitch

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mans on road ya get me

>>72969172
>52% of britons who believe the moon landings were faked
*citation needed

>>72968913
honestly the pole-staff is the ultimate weapon

How to drink alcohol while taking antibiotics?
I'm running dry here

>the defamation of strickland banks
C L A S S I C
H
O
O
N
S

>>72969234

very very lightly

>>72969199
not a fan of the scottish
>>72969216
NOT true
wales are just sweet and kind hearted good lads who are friends with england :)

>>72969252
are minnie

>>72969179
Literally not single bit of Force Awakens measures up to these 30 seconds

>>72969187
scottish nationalists taking their opportunity. itll calm down eventually

>>72968793
Why isn't there a lightsaber-spear?

just tried to walk away from my desk but my headphones were somehow tangled round my leg, laptop nearly fell on the ground

>>72969234
just don't drink as much

>So, tess, what will you be having today?
breakfast means breakfast
>Very wise indeed, miss, but what would you actually like to eat?
My stomach has expressed a clear desire to have breakfast and we must respect the will of my stomach
>Okay but do you want like eggs or toast or what?
we have to come together to make breakfast a success

>>72969260
Don't ever reply to me again

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS
YOU'D BETTER, BETTER RUN, OUTRUN MY GUN

>>72969252
really old pic

>>72969224
someone PLEASE put kev's face in this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eijw4bM7Y8E

*claps*

>>72969234
just do it

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Captain Edward "Ned" Low was a notorious English pirate. He was born around 1690 into poverty in Westminster, London, and was a thief from an early age.

Eventually, he left England, and travelled alone to the New World around 1710.

Two years later, he became a pirate, operating off the coasts of New England and the Azores, and in the Caribbean.

Low's tactics consisted primarily of hoisting false colours and approaching an unsuspecting vessel.

Low remains notorious as one of the most vicious pirates of the age, with a reputation for violently torturing his victims before killing them.

He used his own flag, a red skeletal figure on a black background.

Some of Low's haunts, such as the waters around the Isles of Shoals off New Hampshire and Isle Haute in Nova Scotia, attract modern treasure hunters.

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>>72969304
already been done

MAN DON CARE 'BOUT YARDS
MAN JUST CARE ABOUT BEAMERS

MAN DON CARE WHOSE ARM
MAN JUST CAR IF IT'S BLINGIN'

>Try and build an empire
>Fail
>Come running to England for bailout
>Retain status as a nation within the United Kingdom.
>Elect MPs to parliament in a fair and proportional manner

>"Wahh it's not enough"

>Keep own law, no English law from Westminster overruling your system of law. Entirely separate legal system.
>Get own NHS
>Get own education system

>"Wahh it's not enough"

>Get own full devolved parliament with full power to decide the budget and elect special MPs just for your region, that no region of England has
>Still get to vote on English issues while they have no say over issues in your region

>"Wahh it's not enough"

When will Scots just fuck off already.

not sure why 'the', 'a', and 'an' even exist desu

>>72969147
Where's this?

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Why are Spain and Britain so good friends despite all these old wars?

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mmm

>>72969330
you couldn't make this post if they didn't

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>>72969263
this series is kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpXrz2Sfv8Y

Hate cunts who think they have a special taste in music and say "don't think you'd like it" some geezer said that to me and when pressed said he liked Old Psychedelic Rock, I mean come on mate Pink Floyd and The Beatles were two of the biggest bands in history just failed normie psuedo-hipsters

the green letters

>>72969337
China I think.

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>>72969347
new balls please!!

>>72969327
soon

>>72969341
Spain is mostly old British pensioners

the prequels are dogshit and i say this as someone who grew up with them

>>72969234
but alcohol is antibiotic

>>72969361
sometimes i'd rather say that than put on music, like if you're at predrinks with pure normies who are listening to drake etc they legitimately probably won't like whatever you're listening to

>>72969341
Spain is Britain's overseas holiday territory.

>>72969327
desu they have a disproportionate sway in parliment

scotland has the same population as yorkshire but way more MPs, hope they do fuck off. Only thing that concerns me is that the new flag will look crap

>>72969341
>cree que seamos amigos
aaaj

>>72969341
holding grudges doesnt get anyone anywhere same reason why france was one of the biggest investors in russia almost right after the crimean war

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>>72969354
>tfw grievous was actually scary

Can't watch the CGI series because he is so cringey and retarded

>>72969341
every english person loves to go on holiday to spain, you're a lovely country :)

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gf on the right

>>72969361
yeah mate i'm just gonna play something like this for every normie that asks what music i like thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkPbXwsii4

>>72969462

"cree que *somos amigos"

De nada.

>>72969341
Spain relys on Brits to fund the tourism industry because you don't have a real economy

>>72969418
you realise everyone just ironically says they're kino, right?

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they finally made her a bit older but still not what she really is irl

would heem a runt

>>72969497
that's a bull sweetie, not female xx

>>72969442
I used to be like this
now I don't care and put whatever I like on if I have control and people just have to deal with it

though I usually won't play stuff that is too crazy and generally people enjoy it even if they haven't heard of one band or another.

>>72969457
>desu they have a disproportionate sway in parliment

Remember when that vote on £9,000 Scottish tuition fees was going to fail, but English MPs who weren't even affected by the changes tipped the balance into passing the motion, and everyone was outraged about Scotland being dragged against her will by En-

Oh wait that was the other way around and no-one cared. Carry on.

>>72969418
FA is literally the same story as A New Hope. Except now it's all diverse with muh stronk womyn, and has some dweeby runt playing a sith. Pathetic villain desu

absolute banter merchant this lad is

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/landlord-who-banned-coloured-people-because-of-curry-smell-says-hes-not-racist-a7657231.html

>>72969330
this
grammatical articles are sign of autism
look german language

what the fuck is kino and why is everyone saying it on this god forsaken website

>>72969522
bigot

>>72969510
>tfw low wage population of one country is able sustain entire economy of another
top kek lads

wanked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpHK0CILd10

brand new tune

>>72969473
the one where he is hunting the jedis in those ruins is great

>>72969506
thought creer que needed the subjunctive?

>>72969511
>You realise XYZ right?
Fuck off reddit twat

>>72967819
I feel like they were European

only Europeans wear skimpy shit that outlines your balls to the beach

>>72969541
except in a new hope luke had to be trained in the force rather than knowing it all instantly

>>72967775
I would eat her.

>>72969553
kino is evangelion and evangelion is kino

would heem an israeli poster

>>72969553
kino is polish for cinema

>>72969584
proof

i am a small bean regarder

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>German language

they call me young dagger dick thats my handle yah

>>72969442
>>72969502
just put something upbeat on that fits the mood and if they dont like it they wont ask you to put on music anymore OR you might actually be able to introduce them to your music taste and they might actually like it

want a big aussie bloke to cuck me desu

going to heem anyone I see trying to heem israelis

>>72969646
bent ref here

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THE MAYNSTREAM METEOR IS THE NU ANTI-PUNK

if you hammer the middle of the new pound coin out there's a message along the inside of the rim

I smell bad, I have no friends.

>>72969553
scenes from a movie which are really aesthetically pleasing, among other things. generally means "good movie"

the gf says tong instead of tongue

think she might be thick

>>72969677
I'll massage the inside of your rim x

>>72969669
how's hideout?

just writing an article about whether or not the politics of oil causes wars lads.

anyone want to be enlightened?

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>>72969587

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John Roberts was a Welsh pirate who raided ships off the Americas and West Africa between 1719 and 1722.

He is thought to have gone to sea when he was 13 in 1695.

Roberts was third mate when the ship he was employed on was captured by pirates.

The pirates were led by captain Howell Davis. Davis, like Roberts, was a Welshman. The boy and Davis spoke together in Welsh, thereby keeping it hidden from the rest of the crew, and sparking a friendship.

Roberts' first act as captain was to avenge the death of Captain Davis.

The pirate crew concluded that Roberts was "pistol proof" and that they had much to gain by staying with him.

They spent about nine weeks off the Brazilian coast when they encountered a fleet of 42 Portuguese ships in the Todos os Santos' Bay, waiting for two men-of-war of 70 guns each to escort them to Lisbon.

Roberts took one of the vessels and ordered her master to point out the richest ship in the fleet. He pointed out the Sagrada Familia, a ship of 40 guns and a crew of 170, which Roberts and his men boarded and captured. The Sagrada Familia contained 40,000 gold moidores and jewelry designed for the King of Portugal.

Roberts was the archetypal pirate captain in his love of fine clothing and jewelry, but he had some traits unusual in a pirate, notably a preference for drinking tea rather than rum. Ironically, Roberts' final defeat was facilitated by the drunkenness of his crew.

He was the most successful pirate of the Golden Age of Piracy as measured by vessels captured,[1] taking over 400 prizes in his career.

>>72969602
he didn't know anything in New Hope and never used the force at all except a tiny bit in the end.

>>72969672


OPSIN IS A WULD CLASS RAPPUH THE MAYNESTREEM METEOR IS TRYNA SAILENCE

>>72969677
Hammer me out and I'm sure you'll find a message in my rim x

>>72969658
>just put something upbeat on that fits the mood
i don't listen to anything that fits a normie mood

that said i did get a few of my friends into dnb/hardcore

>>72969684
Is she a Manc? I've noticed only mancunian twats say it.

howling at the thought of anyone unironically being a staunch ulster unionist

>>72969679
step 1: shower
literally no excuse to not shower living in sweaty country which has public beach showers

>>72969684
lass i know says that too. Shes from the East Midlands. is yours? Wondering if its a sort of regional ting

Goodnight lads

See you all tomorrow

*kills you*

>>172561082
You happy now lad?

>>72969712
Fucking hell

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>THE ESS JEW DUBBLE YEWS

>>72969677
What's it say?

>>72969696
>>72969722
not gay sorry boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Guc3xSj7wQs

>>72969724
>i don't listen to anything that fits a normie mood
normie isnt a mood if ya going out ya want something a bit ore high tempo etc. chilling maybe something more interesting

state of pakis

*still clapping*

>>72969511
>we just ironically like the prequels

Go back to r/prequelmemes and stay there you absolute cunt

>>72969779
all lightsaber duels must begin by a gentle overhead bumping together of blades. Like how in martial arts they often bow to each other

'tis polite

>>72969701
yeah crack on whats your core argument?

>>72969770
you remind me of my grandpa who always goes to bed before 9 pm

>>72969818
doesn't matter I'll still hammer your rim ;)

>>72969826
good post

>>72969828
i mean i have burial, kavinsky, autechre, boards of canada for chilling but that's it

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/paki/country/gb/

Bohemian Rhapsody is overrated tripe

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>>72969858
i shagged your grandad up his arse

>>72969869
all in reply to me

>>72969878
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE

>>72969826
>literally just angry black men shouting gibberish into a camera

How can people unironically listen to this on their own?

>>72969878
so is queen tbqh

https://www.migrationwatchuk.org/briefing-paper/332

thoughts on this lads? It proves that because of generous in work benefits in britain even though many eastern europeans are employed they are actually a net drain on finances

>>72969883
>KURWA

>>72969726
>>72969750
we're both welsh but her entire mum's family is from manchester, so that might explain it

>>72969896
they're not angry

>>72969883
KUUURRRRRWWWAAAAAA

>>72969896
>redditspace
why not fuck off back to tumblr you paki mong?

>>72969924
>migrationwatchuk

SHAN'T

>>72969883
>KURWA

howling

>>72969883
why can't people stabilize video before putting their fucking watermarks on

>Approved British names

James
Christopher
Jeremy
Henry
Charles
Elizabeth
Victoria
David
William
Nicholas
Oliver
Alice
Susan
Philip
Lucas
Thomas
Lewis
Watkins
Salisbury
Watson
Smith
Adams
Collins
King
Robinson
Anything -worth

If you do not have at least one of these names you ARE a paki, no exceptions.