I don't have a big fat cock guys. What should I do now?

I have one, but I am ugly and kinda homo. It's hard to get a lover

>>72965557
But at least you will be respected on the streets.

>>72965590
How, when they won't know. All I will be known is the ugly guy.

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You should become a trap

>>72965612
Well people can analyze your croth and bulge so they know.

>>72965612
Just sling some pipe man. Girls talk. If you're known as a good fuck a few will be interested in you

Become homosex and bottom.

>>72965645
I wish they would do that instead of my face...
>>72965651
I look finnish...

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>>72965624
>>72965658
But I'm not that homo

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>>72965697
As long as you don't look like one of the mong ones you should be fine.

Just brush your teeth twice a day. Look after yourself and get in shape and there will be quite a load of girls interested in you

>>72965771
Well I have posted myself here before. I thought I deleted it on time but some weird finn saved it...

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>>72965727
>Thinly veiled "convince me to trap" thread
b-but I'm not gay ;3 eggs D

3/10

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>>72965727
Well, you could try dating a girl who's into traps then

>>72965826
Eh give us a look. Can't be that bad

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>>72965833
>>72965841
I have thought about it but people will still see that I am a male.

Focus on other aspects and better yourself. I was born with a big thick dick, and it's honestly really nice, but it's painful for my wife if I don't do enough foreplay or buy lots of lube. There's more to a guy than his dick my friend.

>>72965491
Get a big fat duck, they taste better anyay.

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>>72965970
They'll stop after you tell em why have you decided to become a trap (because of your really smol benis)

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>>72965491
Going gay is the only way.

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>>72966086
But society has different views on penis size.

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>tfw big benis
>it's not fat

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>>72966130
You sure?
>>72966158
>>72966194
O-okay.

Big benis means regular cardio to keep things from going south as you grow older. It's not easy.

>>72966086
new gimick RPC?
you now have a wife?

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>>72966306
good
If you succeed you might even get some fans or orbiters

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>>72966336
But society will love you if you have a big penis.

>>72966406
sauce

>>72966409
Loves bumming fairys too to be fair

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>>72966470
Women know about a man's insecurities. They stare and analyze my croth lack of bulge.

>>72966306
NO DON'T. your still young I can tell, don't waste your life being someones cum bucket. Dutch friend if you want a bigger dick just get a surgery for it or something.

>>72966470
mm!
https://myanimelist.net/anime/8424/MM

>>72966569
Most men are growers not showers anyway mate so they can't really tell unless your a bit swollen.

Why did you really make this thread? Were you expecting anything other than a bunch of thirsty neckbeards telling you to dress as a girl?

I mean the reality is that it won't affect your life much at all and even if it did it wouldn't with a girl who liked you

>>72966396
I'm sorry who is this RPC? and yes ive been married for three years now.

>>72966651
has it got another name? I can't find it on horriblesubs

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Just find a boyfriend without becoming a trap.

>>72966306
You don't need to be a convincing "female", that's disgusting.

Slim, sissy boys who sometimes crossdress clumsily are the best :3

>>72966682
But if most men are growers why do they have such big bulges then?
>>72966635
Yeah I'm young.

>>72966875
eh just the cut of the pants

idk go buy penis cream or something, like I said there's no real life consequences. Just you cute baiting

>>72966971
>not urging him to post pics
Are you on your period, sweetheart?

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>>72967037
Fuck off Achmed. Just not in the mood for this dance I guess.

Who gives a fuck if he is hot? Not even gay desu. Just get drawn into this shit sometimes

>>72966875
What do you want from a girl exactly? Do you want a girl who will be kind and nurturing or just one wit nice big tits you can fuck n cum inside everynight. Your behavior determines the one you will get, not the size of your dick

>>72965491
Show me your benis :DDD

>>72967158
I just want to walk down the streets normally without being judged because my penis is supposedly too small. Which it is not it's just average but I'm a major grower so it looks small when flaccid.

>>72967284
K fuck this, I'm out. Just show these thirsty neckbeards ur belly n shit.

>>72967501
K I'm out too. My small penis anxiety has lessened now.

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>>72966700
congrats
RPC is you
role playing candian
becouse its impossible to make such abhorrent posts naturally
don't get too deluded now!