/brit/

when did you last do a poo?

direland hardmen can fuck off to /eire/
everyone else (including nice ireland lads) can stay here x

>you will never have a good friend

just want someone i can talk and do things with

>>72963764
About 2 hours, on company time

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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>72963777
Try getting a dog.

excited to see what fun laws our unelected bureaucrats write to replace EU laws

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animr

>>72963777
haha true

*appears offline*

>>72963767
/eire/ is utterly PETRIFIED of people from up North. They're all from Dublin, so they're all bender anime nonces.

>>72963777
>just want someone i can talk and do things with
Hire a personal trainer and/or prostitute

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plastic surgeon arrested for injecting patients buttocks with cement

>>72963793
i can't because of work there's nobody to look after it and i do long days

>>72963802
mean

>>72963809
they're not a friend though

>>72963797
me too xx

>he literally boted Brexit to get rid of immigrants
>he will just replace EU immigrants with more mudslimes

kek

KEK

drinking is degenerate

>>72963792
LMOA!!111!!

>>72963797
just move abroad like me lad

get out, earn some money, keep an eye on what's going on here and if it looks after a couple of years like it'll be decent then you can come back

we went to uni and learnt useful shit, and if you're lucky got a couple of years of working done, so that you would have flexibility in life. Now's the time to use it

>>72963839
I have lengthy discussions after the sex with my prostitute

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someone was asking for this so I did it

>>72963854
i voted remain x

Should I move to Scotland or Ireland when brexit happens lads?

>>72963860
yeah bro i dont drink me
brb dying of dehydration lol

>>72963886
not the chap who asked for it but rather glad you've done it

>>72963854
I'm an Indian and I voted to leave because I hate Poles.

think this is hopkins best role
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYx2teRxnvw

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>living in South Africa

>>72963906
You know that's not what he meant?

>>72963839
>they're not a friend though
Don't worry, no charge for them

>>72963764
Doing one as I type this

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>>72963901
>to Scotland

>>72963886
wahey

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>>72963922

>>72963901
Ireland, Scotland won't be in the EU so there's not much point moving

>>72963875
Probably going to do this desu. Only language I know is useless if I want to work on my career though haha

>>72963901
well if scotland is still part of the uk then ireland.

might do a cheeky bit of yoga aha

>>72963935
no, explain pls
*rolls eyes*

>>72963930
2 foreskins and a liver please bossman

*he chucks in a cheeky pancreas*

legend

Why is there always construction work on half the streets in central London?

Either one side of the street is closed because of roadworks and you have to cross to use the pavement, or you have to walk under these annoying scaffoldings all the time because there's construction work up on the buildings.

Makes me so annoyed whenever I visit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLnCRBgYOAk

>>72963901
Poorthern non eu not welcome in my cunt

>>72963952
Where's her nose lmao

>>72963808
Ireland doesn't have internet outside of Dublin

>>72963966
bit gay 3bh

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Weak year for gimmicks so far tbqh

>>72963922
rorkeSHEEEEEEEEED

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>>72963954
>Scotland won't be in the EU so there's not much point moving

>>72963987
London is a profitable place to build

me and the ratpack off to bubbacue

>>72963954
what language do you know? I speak french and that is also not that relevant. Think I should aim for German now.

It's not hard to improve languages though lad. You've got time, and before we leave you can move wherever and get started.

>>72964013
I hate Muslims as well.

>>72963968
*unzips mouth*

>>72963987
Council loses lottery funding for renovations if work ever actually stops. So it never does

Same reason they never take the scaffolding around the back of York Minster down. There's nothing to fix, they just have to make it look like there is or they lose their lottery subsidy

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>>72963930
>skin
h-how do they get that

>>72964025
Imagine being the pious cunt who demands an end to racist banter.

>>72964012
Shit poll

You missed all my gimmicks off

>go to see a musical artist live
>they start shotuing about Trump and Brexit
Had me genuinely ROARING.

>>72964057
A knife

>>72964014
They would want to be, but le classic sbane
argument

>>72964063
That's from 2015

>>72964012
Where's the 2016 one

>>72964012
i miss sershlad tbqh :(

>>72964038
bizarro sheed

>>72964057
Killing homeless people.

>>72964093
What is a bizarro sheed?

Krispy Kreme/Dunkin Donuts is so great, shame its so expensive

>tfw falseflag as an irishman
It's literally free (you)s

>>72964012
hey i had the #11 gimmick of /brit/

feels good senpai

>>72964077
Spain won't veto entry though.

>>72964061
I'm convinced it's people who don't have friends that are trying all this shite. Sat in a McDonalds last night at 1 in the morning laughing at jews with some strangers. Made some friends, got some numbers. I don't see the issue in it.

>>72964014
im scottish and hope we go independent, but a new indy ref would be different to last time.
For example i voted to stay part of the UK
I voted to stay in the EU
Now i would vote to leave the UK

but there will be other shifts

Weird to think that there are brown people on /brit/ who do nothing but post hate comments about muslims and poles. Really makes one ponder.

I DEMAND AN END TO RACIST BANTER

>>72964114
>falseflag as a brit
Hehe

>>72964025
failed normie runtoids

>why do people build things in central London?

Can't make this shit up folks

>>72964119
why would they not?

>>72963740 →
Hmm... yes... the usual Irish nigger with no history or culture literally believing in alternate history to try and claim some achievements for the human race, where have I saw this before?
Fucking Africa mate
>WE WUZ ANGLOS

>>72964080
Don't think there was one, I didn't make one at least

Is Simpson a common last name in the UK?

currently in calais
been a long way until i got here. just have to wait for a nice pole that let me ride under his truck

>>72964168
Why would they? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYIMvEvmwSs

>>72964173
no it's a common tv show though!!!

Do rorkesheed deanos exist?

>>72964173
no

>>72964170
I'll send your chin to an alternate dimension you keep that up

Can't fathom why wageslaves love to work so much desu. My salaried hours are 8:00am-5:00pm Monday-Friday, so I arrive no earlier than 7:59am and leave no later than 5:01pm. I'm always the latest to arrive and the earliest to leave, I think I'm violating some unwritten rule about 'going the extra mile' or something like that. Can't understand why you'd literally give your labour to Mr Shekelstein for free though, especially when you're already spending 45 hours in the office per week.

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There's no place like London

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Don't even know why I bother correcting peoples English on here when they're so rude afterwards
I'm always so nice about it, I respond to the subject of the post and then the last line tells them if their spelling is wrong or whatever and that it's a common mistake (even when it's not)
cunts the lot of them, I know I'd appreciate it

>>72964168
not him but they've said they wouldnt i think. the massive shift that is brexit, and the evidence of the vote by scotland to remain in the EU means the devolution discussion that was on paper similar between scotland and catalan is not really comparable anymore

>>72964210
Ye, me and the ratpack are bare racist, one of our mates is black though so it's alright. He lets us call him a nigger cunt, desu though we only keep him around to slag

>>72964219
im salaried desu

dont get paid for hours logged

>>72964221
>Not ironing your flags
Runts

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>>72964210
Issa Brum ting

i wank every evening but im not even horny anymore. think i only do it because ive wanked nearly every day after school and then work for the past 10 years

>>72964170
>Doesn't even know what Dál Riata is
This lad simply cannoy stop embarrassing himself, can he?

>>72964250
fuck off mum

>>72964220
What about Pakistan?

>people think spain will veto scotland
>implying it won't be belgium or italy

>>72964269
>Telling your mum to fuck off
Fuck off delinquent paki

>>72964219
because some people actually enjoy their jobs, while you suffer in misery just waiting for 5:00 to strike all fucking day

>>72964260
I am on day thirteen of no wanking.

the best pints are those pulled once or twice a month

>>72964271
exterminate it

>>72963854
strawman. low-skill people voted to prevent unskilled immigration, because they increase competition for jobs. skin colour and religion had little to do with it, it's just an easy way to make fun of the lower class.

they voted in their self-interest and they're getting excoriated for it in the news.

>>72964232
>>72964201
ah right interesting. Cheers lads, shamefully didn't know this given that I'm meant to know this stuff

>>72964173
THAT'S WHAT I GO TO SCHOOL FOR
EVEN THOUGH IT IS A REAL BORE
YOU CAN CALL ME CRAZY
I KNOW THAT SHE CRAVES ME

>>72964291
No countries in the EU have any issue with legal secession.
It's illegal secession they don't like i.e. Kosovo

listening to some travis scott

I'm not a racist, some of my best dealers are pakis

>>72964300
i dun that for a bit, and then when i wanted to do a sex it wouldnt go erect.

have since resumed a bit of the old wanking and it seems to work when i want to do a sex now aswell

>people think belVita is a healthy choice because its got the word vita in it and it says ';slow release energy on it ' and it has a bunch of ears of grain on it and it has a yellow and green theme.

but in fact its probably the sugariest biscuit on road

really makes me think

>>72964218
Freestaters are scared of anyone with an Ulster accent, taig or hun
>>72964265
Hmm yes the country with lower population completely displaced the native brythonic natives. It was assimilation. Post one article where you genocided them.

not being racist but why are indians and pakis always rude cunts

>>72964228
you're*

could be the next timothy james byrne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erTfx-AsNio

>>72964334
I never do sex anyway.

>>72964326
listening to some jazz

>>72964245
Well I'm salaried too - but my contract states I get paid for 40 hours per week. Maybe on Monday I'll stay til 6pm if I'm finishing off a particular piece of work, but then I should get that time back by leaving an hour early on Friday. If you're doing overtime before and after your shift every day and working through lunch (which is what all of my colleagues do) then you're just working for free.

>>72964297
I actually do enjoy my job desu, but all the same, doing it for 8-9 hours per day is enough and I'd also like to have a life outside of work. My life outside of work might at the moment consist entirely of masturbating and shitposting on 4chan, but that's beside the point.

>>72964336
fucking hell did a belvita biscuit rape your mum or something? when I was on here a couple of hours ago you were ranting about it then

>>72964341
Indians are really polite. It is Pakis and Bangladeshis that give the bad impressions off.

>admits that the Irish assimilated into the Scottish
>somehow their genes weren't passed on because they didn't genocide the Scots
imagine ACTUALLY being this person

>>72964306
hahahahahahahahahaha nice damage control literally going to have even more curry niggers thanks to your vote

>>72964291
the uk will let the poles stay as long as poland vetoes scotland

>>72964201
spain has never said they would veto scotland joining the EU, what they have said is that they will ensure scotland can't keep the united kingdoms current membership and to join they would have to go through the entire entry process which could take between a few years to nearly a decade, depending on different peoples estimates

>>72964363
business idea: a young thug rapping over jazz mixtape

he could make it work

>>72964380
alri pajeet
bet you think sikhs are based too
jog on

Remember sershlad?
Wonder what he's doing now

stop with the racism guys, it's just not funny. so immature, can't we ever have a good night out without this?

>>72964210
Probably, Ribena is a Rorkesheed...Imagine there are lots of Rorkesheed Deanos.

In fact a lot of 'sheeds have Deano traits anyway (I.e. they all covet Mercedes and other garish cars)

>>72964378
I'm just flabberghasted at how they're trying to disingeniously portray a fucking biscuit as something healthy and people seem to subconsciously fall for it.

its like if you called wotsits 'healthsits' or something and said it contained natural corn and cheese calcium.

>>72964219
i'm sure some of them have work to do, although i know of at least one person who complains about working late but i've got a glimpse of them shitposting on the daily mail one night and they must've had like 6 tabs open.

>>72964425
Nah, fuck S*khs. Hindus uber alles.

>>72964411
Scotland already fulfills all of the requirements to joining the EU.
It could join in a matter of hours from Independence

>>72964442
He promised he'd wish me a Happy Birthday last year and he didn't.

>>72964451
Is Ribena a Rorke? Thought he was a Bizarro Rorke.

>>72964380
alri rajid
whats for dinner, curry?
rolf

>>72964173
There was a Mr Simpson at my primary school who drove a cool yellow car

>>72964416
migos already rapped over a live orchestra
im sure young thug would fit nicely some delta blues instrumentalisation. in safe he sounded like he could quit rap anytime

Well Take me out tonight,
The ship of fools I'm on will sink
My own stone around my neck,
Be my breath, there's nothing I wouldn't give

>>72964451
>Ribena is a Rorkesheed
>posts fedoras whenever islam is criticised
no its just a retard

so is that it?

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need a brown gf who wears timbaland boots with nike socks

>>72964402
i am calm as a babbling brook and you are melting down

>>72963392

>>72963392

>>72964463
the EU is incapable of doing anything in 'hours'

>>72964482
Last I heard he went total normie and got a gf

I mean I also got a gf but she posts on /pol/ desu

breakfast biscuits means breakfast biscuits

>>72964336
>People think granola is healthy
>People think fruit juice is healthy

Screeching, marketing is a truly immoral business.

>>72964463
Its budget deficit is 10%, you have to have it under 2% to join. So they would have to cut public expenditure to get in the EU.

>>72964463
Didn't know being an irn bru smelling heroin riddled shithole was that desireable

>>72964492
Yes actually.

>>72964528
No you don't. That's just not true.

>>72964401
Ah yes a couple of merchants and nobles completely shagged the entire population of Scotland and displaced them entirely.

>literally unironically going through proto-celtic history when almost all of Europe was celtic when Ireland wasn't a nation to prove some weird point

>tfw boss literally couldn't give a shit about when i come in or leave, provided the work gets done and im available if he needs me.

he usually leaves early and comes in late himself and he's seen me and other colleagues come in ""late"" before and never even remotely seemed to care because we get our work done.

>>72964461
If they still have work to do then (a) their workload is too high or (b) they're working unproductively (e.g. shitposting on Daily Mail). It's probably a combination of the both, but if it's more to do with the workload then they're just enabling their employers to treat them like shit by giving them too much work and not paying them for all the time it takes them to complete it.

>>72964528
t. Greece

gonna shift my stinky unwashed in 3 days ass to the shop to get some beers

>>72964528
Lel, France, Italy, Greece and probably a raft of others didn't meet the fiscal requirements and still joined.

>>72964590
>Ass
Fuck off yank

>>72964579
Greece literally lied about its info to join the EU.

>>72964463
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/14/spain-independent-scotland-would-be-at-the-back-of-eu-queue

>Dastis added that if Scotland split from the UK before it leaves the EU in 2019, the newly independent state would be regarded as a non-EU member and could not expect any special treatment because it was only an EU member as a part of the UK.

>He said Scotland “would have to queue, meet the requirements for entry, hold negotiations and the result would be that these negotiations would take place”.

>>72964499
aint got much love for migos outside quavo, who's a very solid feature artist

>>72964524
bre'scuits means bre'scuits

>>72964609
They're still in the EU though.

>>72964579
>join
>same as current membership

The jocks

>>72964590
>ass

Carry on to Heathrow and get back across the Atlantic.

>>72964626
Yeah, because you can't kick them out once they are in.

>>72964336
eat belvita whilst driving to every single morning
I don't think it's particularly healthy but I never have time for anything else

>>72964604
They joined and then went to shit. Big difference.

>>72964611
There is no "queue" to get into the EU. That's not how it works. The fact is that Scotland already meets all the entry requirements. It would be the easiest membership ascension ever done.

>>72964502
he hates pakis though

mostly just because of his paki dad though and not because of general paki antics

have stage iv non-small cell lung cancer with mets to spine and brain lads

>>72964611
it'd be quick as fuck for them because they've already met the acquis, so it would be just about getting their new currency en-par with the Euro and their budget deficits sorted, the latter the former they could probably do quickly if they tied their new currency to the Euro and the latter they could probably do because scuckland is a net tax contributor to the uk iirc?

So bored lol

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If you were on a space shuttle with an awesomely powerful alien life form that preyed on humans would you blast yourself into deep space in order to save the human race or land on Earth in the hopes that you survive our effort to kill it?

>>72964713
wanna suck a below average sized dick? :3

remember when homeless people used to start washing car windows when they stopped at a red light? haven't seen that happen in years

>>72964659
might as well eat jaffa cakes or mini rolls or jammy dodgers and have done with it.

what kind of monk things that there is a specially designated 'breakfast business'

>>72964705
Scotland isn't a net contributor

>>72964665
>>72964705
did you even read my post? sounds like you sperged out and shat out your pre-written lines

clearly says there has to be a negotiation period before they can join. so much for "It could join in a matter of hours from Independence" lmao

>>72964736
>Implying that ever happened in England

FOY

>>72964736
These gyspy women used to always do it at the same junction and they got nicked

is scotland a real country?

>>72963712
>I think I'm blind

>>72964742
then they break even iirc.

idk i doubt scottish accession would be that dififuclt especially since the EU would want to gut the UK.

tfw 8 inch uncut thick dick with a naturally limited amount of foreskin that smooths out naturally behind the glans went erect lads

won the dick genetic lottery lads

bitches LOVE it

>>72964750
Yes there's a negotiation period which would be the quickest membership ascension ever done because Scotland already meets all the requirements of the EU.

>>72964778
on wikipedia

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>>72964748

imagine working in retail your whole life then retiring with a tiny pension and just pottering about your garden all day for your remaining years

just had a biiiiiiig wank

>>72964742
>>72964786
Not even close since the oil price dropped

>>72964778
They have a (shit[e]) national team, so yes

>>72964787
*when

>>72964787
>>72964787
Needs to be paired with an aesthetic face

>>72964665
of course there is a queue

do you think the EU has unlimited negotiators? it has ongoing talks with all applicant countries and of course it's going to use it's finite resources to negotiate with those who applied first

>>72964780
FOY

failed another interview.

dad is probably going to lose all faith in me

walked past a homeless fella the other day and when i didn't give him any money he sarcastically shouted "thanks anyway"

cheeky cunt

>>72964750
but they'd be out of the EU anyway.

would they rather be out of the EU and tied to england perpetually or out of the EU but eventually joining the EU as their own big boy country.

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this book is blowing the cobwebs off the 'neal

>>72964695
what you gunna do

>>72964786
>then they break even iirc.
wrong again lmao

they get a 10% cash injection from the rest of the UK ie. for every £100 they contribute to the UK pot, they take £110 out

>>72964844
Oooo
You're hard ;p

>>72964825
so puerto rico is a country?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puerto_Rico_national_football_team

Does my absolute nut in how self-centered autists are. Gas them all today.

>>72964765
By years I mean since I was a young child, early 90s era, I remember it happening

>>72964773
kek

>>72964722
how does blasting myself into deep space save the human race

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>there is basically zero support for "functional" adult autistics

>>72964809
when i was a teenager i worked at tesco for a little bit and there was a guy there who'd been working there for 21 years. his job was the same as mine, he'd never had a promotion or anything even though he had been working there longer than i had been alive
wew haha

>>72964841
No there isn't. It's not how EU membership works. Different countries are at different stages of meeting the entry requirements. Scotland meets all of them already whilst the likes of Bosnia and Albania don't.

>>72964865
die

>>72964881
puerto rico and hawaii should both be independent from the US in my estimation.

>>72964881
Yea of course
We just beat them at the baseball

>>72964909
good

>>72964862
the jocks want to leech off either the EU or leech off the UK and there's a possibility they could spend years independent of the UK but not in the EU

>>72964909
zip it downie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdUz56fb_28

ah yes, london

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>>72963930
Based

>>72964918
soon or wat

>>72964882

autism literally comes from the greek word "autos" - the self

>>72964907
The alien life form is trapped in a vessel with limited oxygen and food.

>>72964917
oh got it, scotland will be in the EU 4-5 hours after leaving the UK

thanks for clearing it up

>>72964515
why does she talk like a black londoner

gf's in germany where it's 23ºC and sunny, eating a fancy dinner outside at a restaurant with her parents, and I'm sat here freezing on this shitty island with you cunts

>>72964931
>Unemployment in Scotland has fallen below the UK rate, according to the latest official figures.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-37360294

>>72964957
having a little giggle imagining that the top right picture is of someone that has just taken out their own heart and is giving it to a doctor

absolutely sick of hearing about brexit now

all day its just brexit this brexit that

fucking change yer tune

Brentford means Brentford

>>72964909
kill yourself you literal adult babby

>>72963886
quite good 2bh
I was getting the train today and one of the trains terminated at York and I thought to myself
"York sounds like Rorke"

>>72964924
>tfw got into baseball back in 2006 when the first wbc happened
>tfw never could be bothered watching domestic mlb because the names are ridiculous

like what do american indian braves have to do with atlanta?

>>72964992
pics of her eating a fancy dinner outside at a restaurant with her parents

also why is she there?

>>72964992
it's actually pretty warm and humid here atm despite being cloudy and grey

the grimmest of conditions

>Scotland meets EU financial entry requirements

Interesting interpretation of a £15bn deficit

>>72964967
oh I thought you meant sending myself away from the spaceship on my own

you mean sacrificing myself and saving humanity?

no, I'd go back to earth

>>72965019

almost certainly will

>>72964955
>even the whites in London talk like niggers
madting

>>72964961
not that soon, 6 months at worst 2 years at very best

>>72964957
Is this real?

>>72965006
guess what anon...BREXIT

get a bit more depressed every year. dread to think what i'll be like when im 40.

>Newspapers with a political bias trying to tell the BBC which is literally forced to not have a bias that their coverage of brexit is too biased
hmmm

>>72965076
im sorry, how old are you

>>72965084
>BBC doesn't have a bias
This is what Blairites actually believe.

>>72965063
Isn't that morally wrong? To risk the lives of billions for your sake?

>>72965111
26 tomorrow

>>72965077
It's South Africa. Could be satire, but you never know

>>72965058
There are no "EU financial entry requirements"

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>>72965084
>literally forced to not have a bias

>>72964986
everyone in London talks like that

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BREGGSIT MEANS BREGGIST

>>72965080
if you're not getting drunk regularly you're still in the amateur phase.

after that you just spend more and more time in the drunken phase the more depressed you get

>>72965035
Dunno, a lot of teams have also moved from their founding city but kept the same name

ie) Los Angeles Dodgers
They were originally founded in Brooklyn, NYC and we're named the Trolley Dodgers for the street cars that passed through

>>72964955
what a fucking wet flannel

not hitting women doesn't extend to getting dragged around and smacked by them like a lil BITCH

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>After the after the party we're gonna keep it going
>We're gonna rip it up, the neighbours might complain

having a pooplexing thought

genuinely weird how people on /pol/ think every contrasting opinion is literally a paid shill

>>72965175
Would love to stuff my nostrils right between her sweaty arse cheeks

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Unpopulsr opinion:

"Cool" by Gwen Stefani is an absolute choooon

>>72965084
intense scrutiny gives the BBC has a bias towards moderate centrism

>>72965188
I know your game, shill

>>72964996
>using out of date figures

these are the most recent ones

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-39278524

The Scottish jobless rate is now 4.7%, which matches the figure for the whole of the UK.

lol.

>>72965119
>blairites
>centrist
>bbc biased in their favour
yeah that's what i'm saying yeah

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>>72965084
>BBC
>forced not to have a bias

>>72965188
JIDF JIDF JIDF JIDF JIDF JIDF

>>72965121
yes, I'd say it is morally wrong

>>72965197
same mate

treating myself to a benzo tonight

>>72965224
woops haha

>>72965205
https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/846159626269790208

>>72965205
This is very true.

never going to the doctor or the hospital again, what you don't know can't hurt you

>>72965149
fucking chill it you daft old bird

>>72965266
been interesting watching the evolution from JIDF to SRS to CTR

new Top Gear is a mess

>>72965188
thanks for correcting the record!

>forced to not have a bias

how DELUSIONAL can you get? FUCKING HELL

>>72965129
:/
well, theres nothing really to say is there. Just a shite situation. Are you definitely terminal. Try looking into new treatments or w/e they are coming up with stuff all the time these days

>>72965285
Twitter is blocked in ethiopia

>>72965307
>CTR
that's old news
/pol/ is raving about 'shareblue' and the CIA now

>>72965197
>>72965270
can i join in

>>72964840
t. dicklet

>>72965290
it's a picture mate she can't hear you

>>72965314
Chris Harris isn't a bad paki

/pol/ was infinitely better before flags

>>72965281
>>72965224
Tell me how we get more bennies than you if we have the same unemployment rate?
I'm a no voter btw

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>>72965290
get out

>>72965332
Sorry mate you don't meet the entry requirements

>>72965224
tfw i'm not even counted because i don't get benes

who /not even a statistic/ here

>Dawkins
Reddit: The Old Man

>>72965330
Is Share blue not the same thing as CTR?

>>72965129
oh also do you/did you smoke? and if so how much?

>he thinks Dál Riata was "a couple of merchants"
>he thinks spreading of genes requires displacement
imagine

>>72965341
I can't tell where he's from. I think he's half Indian or something, Indians are top lads

>>72965326
i have a few lines of treatment, some immunotherapy and shit, but pretty much yeah

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Any of you man ever tried this?

Pajeets are fucking nasty, filthy, grubby. They are like parasitic insects. Why is there not more racism against them?

have already convinced myself that I did bad in that interview on purpose because I didn't like the look of the place.

so who is herr merkel going to bring in to replace us? Albania, Turkey, FYROM?

>>72965403
Scotland

>>72965375
only from the age of like 18 to now, and never heavily desu

>>72965376
>literally one of the most uninhabited places of Ireland
>also one of the most uninhabited places of Scotland
>displacing the whole population

>>72965403
Ukraine obviously

>>72965359
please lad i always comment on charli posts

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>>72965367
>d-deus vult

You lost. Get over it

>>72965397
They don't do anything other than make curry and work in IT.

>>72965428
russia won't like that one bit

>>72965368
dont know but I doubt it matters because their 'presence' on /pol/ was always just /pol/ trolling itself like always

>>72965432
hello nigger

>>72965403
Least you know your place muzzie

>>72965428
Would be great to piss off Putin.

>he's still going on about displacement
the ramblings of the irishman in denial

>>72965403
Montenegro is groomed for NATO and EU, will piss the Russians right off

microwave curry innit
cant be arsed

>>72965403
kaliningrad oblast is going to become prussia and that'll join the EU

>>72965486
Literally a Huguenot

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Can't find anything about where he's from

>>72965461
I always the idea the democrats would waste their time sending shills to /pol/ of all places seemed far-fetched

who /pushing for white genocide/ here

>>72965422
shit
so statistically you've been pretty unlucky

is there a history of lung cancer in your family?
have you had the relevant parts of your genome sequenced?
do you get crazy benefits for being terminally ill, I remember a friend of mine who died of cancer when we were about 19 got several hundred pounds a week after his diagnosis

>I'M SCOTTISH AND ENGLISH
>BTW I'M ACTUALLY FRENCH
imagine

Indians are top lads

Civilised, polite, they even own dogs

>>72965509
London I imagine.

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>>72965346
because unemployment rate isn't what determines how much money you put in or take out

if you had tonnes of low skilled jobs in one area and a very low unemployment rate it would contribute less than less high quality jobs and a high unemployment rate in another area

also if you read the article scotland has the same unemployment rate but a lower employment rate

and finally, pic related

http://researchbriefings.parliament.uk/ResearchBriefing/Summary/SN04033

In 2015/16, public spending per head in the UK as a whole was £9,076. In England, it was £8,816 (3% below the UK average). This compares with:

Scotland: £10,536 (16% above the UK average)
Wales: £9,996 (10% above the UK average)
Northern Ireland £10,983 (21% above the UK average).

Among the English regions, public spending per head was lowest in the South East at £7,977 (12% below the UK average) and highest in London at £10,129 (12% higher than the UK average).

>>72965558
>confusing ethnicity with nationality

>>72965432
thats a little boy?
that aint right

>you can be ethnically french but also english and scottish at the same time
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>>72965569
How do you have the same unemployment rate but a lower employment rate?

>>72965591
all benders are nonces

How do I find a povvo gf who just wants to have kids?

>>72965629
>ethnically french
no such thing