/brit/

drinking a glass of waŧer

>>72961889
it literally is where it's from
kek was further spurred on by the turkish "top kek" cake things
lel is a racemixed version of lol and kek

wouldn't have happened if not for brexit

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anime

Can imagine you weak little insipid runtoids going around squeaking "alri" to each other

disgusting, pathetic

>>72961973
>29 december
woah didn't hear about this
rip liz

friendly reminder to take good care of your teeth

you will deeply regret not doing so when you get older

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Eating a banana

eating my ritalin supplies at an accelerated rate

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Saw "Life" today.

Anyone else catch it?

>dat twist

olri

starting a new one, lel>kek>jej...now introducing...heh

>>72962041
by the time I'm old they'll have invented better false teeth so I don't care

>talking about football with a girl on tinder
based

ah yes the new thread gambit

>>72961970
>being this wrong
lel meant loving every laugh and was a product of the ironic phase of 4chan
kek was a corruption of lel

literally nobody cares/knows about your virgin orcish slang

>>72962041
Additional reminder that smoking is very bad for your teeth.

>>72962061
already invented that ages ago

you're literally, literally retarded
koreans and japanese write "kekeke" as their sound for laughing, like how we write "hahaha". Any game with a significant korean or japanese population would have "kekeke" in the chat a lot. That's how it came to 4chan

>>72962093
didnt know brazlilians had electricity let alone internet

>>72962061
heh is already a maymay muppit.

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RUINED

F

>>72962023
You wouldn't last a night without proper greeting your eyes out with the ratpack, black cunt you'd get called nigger, daily.

Wouldn't mind having a /brit/ squeaking alri
to me
in bed
while i pound him

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poorfags need not apply

>>72962074
by old i mean by the time you're 30

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>>72962061
Heh is not new. It was a meme on another chan about 3 years ago.

I genuinely believe I was the first user of the word lel. I actually remember trying to think of an ironic way of annoying this place through a psuedo-reddit sounding word to convey emotion

>>72962101
t. night elf nonce

>>72961973
FFS you almost gave me a fucking heart attack, fuck you

did you know they don't sell iPhones in Argentina? lol

literally worse than shitholes like India

>>72962118
wwww is what japanese type

>>72962118
really fucking hate that spastic korean character for 'hahaha'

>>72962151
>£17
woah...

Introduced lel to the ratpack about three years ago, bare bantz

>>72962023
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nuI7YGbqsk

>>72962127
so how does she know she's a lesbian?

>>72962023
alri sheed

>>72962101
>loving every laugh
haha Jesus shush lad.

>>72962210
all the lads use the phrase "madman" regularly because of /brit/fluence

>>72962213
you clearly said "alright" you spastic

kill yourself

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will this be the year?

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i seem to be developing feelings for a girl and she seems to like me as well
im too autistic to talk to her though lol

what phase of 4chan are we in now?

>>72962274
Decline into the abyss phase.

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>>72962269
>implying

The job isn't done yet anon

>>72962151
Lmao, coins are for throwing at bums

>>72962274
post-post-ironic-satire

new mene -> beb

>>72962272
she doesn't btw

americans are great at banter lads

>>72962213

are you autrailian

eating a sausage roll

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This is Ruqiah Hazim, a university student studying engineering.

She was killed in Homs yesterday, by an explosive device planted in a passenger bus by UK and US backed rebels.

REALLY makes you think

>>72962210
ive literally introduced them to loads of 4chan memes

new meme -> OwO

has anyone got that picture of the ira with a hostage and the bloke second from the left is clearly special needs, with really weird posture and his eyes going in two different directions?

>>72962320
why do yanks have such trouble distinguishing Australian and uk voices

baffling

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I was the inventor of runt posting. I was also an early innovator in Third Eye Posting but I wasn't the inventor.

Other than that I've retired from meme creating for about about 2 years now. I was most active 2014/early 2015. One of my lesser known works would be Moatposting

>>72962327
Fat cunt

rolling an eating sausage

>>72962257
you're deaf as well dumb then ya fuckwit

can't even tell the difference between a t and a glottal stop. for all you know you might have been saying alri all along but you're stupid to tell.

Was at a concert last night and a girl rubbed her arse on my willy.

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Excited lads

dont care

>>72962272

I don't necessarily have any feelings towards a girl, but I know a girl who seems to take an odd interest in me

>>72962357
2 b fair some people from kent sound kind of aussie

>>72962213
that's NOT how southerners should say "alri"
this is
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HcJHocEOEg

>>72962357
reminds me of that Only Fools and Horses episode

>>72962345
>by an explosive device SHE planted in a passenger bus by UK and US backed rebels.


FTFY

>>72962358
Why lie..I invited Third Eye Posting. Don't believe me? Check the archives 6 months ago.

>>72962274
IDF and/or MIDF detected.

I used to manage zacposting before it went big

>>72962358
>moat
Haha what a madman he was eh?

>>72962365
> the word is "alright" and I pronounce it "alright" but I'm definitely saying "alri" lmaooo xdd glottal lmaoaoooo

don't reply to me again.

>>72962352
aren't those guys all just photoshopped to have cenaboyle's eyes in them?

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>vinyl

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>>72962401
the best county in the country, you say?

>>72962391
>buying vinyl
why? also Hipsters OUT

>>72962406
more like how a monged out cockney should say it

we're more civilised in essex

hmmm it's almost as if the latin alphabet can't quite get across subtle differences in pronunciation
reckon linguists might have figured out a new way of showing speech?

>>72962391
gorillaz are shit
every single one of their songs is an assault on the ears

>>72962456
I just like the sound of vinyl better.
Don't get me wrong, having digital music is great but it still doesn't beat vinyl

I invented rasheed calling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljgAnV8iNXE

#elite

>>72962415
>I invited Third Eye Posting
You very well could have I wouldn't know. As I said I was merely an early innovator, but I honestly believe that without me it wouldn't have taken off the way it did

>>72962436
nah, the rest are normal. Also kev's eyes are pretty normal, this fella has eyes going in different directions and a weird posture
>>72962463
>cockney
fuck off m8 i'm from kent
>civilised in essex
hmmmmmm not too sure about that one x

Got to work early so bought a ploughmans

>>72962473
Wash your mouth out

having a read of the top comments on the BBC Brexit story

find it pretty funny that people say the news coverage of it is negative and that being negative will make it all a failure.
To leave voters:
If it all goes wrong and britain ends up poorer and weaker and more divided, will you pretend it's remainers fault for not "believing in britain"?

i invented "shan't"

>>72962418
>manage

>>72962480
I invented fingerblasting your mum to skrillex vinyls

>>72962406
it's as bad as I imagined.
I really hope you benders don't actually go around saying this to each other

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>alri

>>72962042
if you want the symptoms to go away: stop drinking and smoking, work on your posture when sitting and eat healthier

if you want to keep doing those things: be aware that they are probably causing your symptoms, not lung cancer.

doctors can't force you to do anything but you can't force them to spend time booking and prepping a scan. if symptoms persist after a few months of changing your lifestyle, you can go back with more ammo.

business idea: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Protectorate

>>72962391
>buying vinyl
>buying vinyl from amazon

lmaoing @ (at) your life

>>72962473
keep chatting shite and i'll launch an assault on your jaw

>>72962391

NOICE

cba

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One of the 200+ victims of the coalition airstrike on civilians in the al-Jadida district of Mosul

REALLY makes you think

I never invented any memes because 90% of the posts I make on 4chan are bait posts on /pol/.

dont like it when nonces give me (you)s to be honest fellas

>>72962449
i was there last weekend. Had a nice time. Thx Kent. Do you live in one of the following places i visited:
Canterbury
Whitstable
Broadstairs
Margate

>>72962501
>>72962538
d'aww did I hurt the poor babies feelings

don't worry kids, once you grow up you'll realise that the gorillaz are shit
just give it time

>>72962498
heard you plough mans everyday

>>72962504
yea probably it's definitely not my fault whatever happens

>>72962568
Good thing I am not a nonce.

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>>72962537
Also bought this
Fucking choons

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GhPVUid0ZX

>>72962527
its been 8 months ive already tried this shit

im too young so dont meet the criteria for a scan apparently

absolute bollocks

>>72962577
Lived in Kent for 3 years for University. Can confirm that underneath the tourist surface it is a shithole.

>>72962494
It's not the 'RA, it was the RAAD. Republican Action Against Drugs. Drug dealers that hate competition so appeal to taigs by saying "le drugs are bad!" so they can justify torturing and blowing the kneecaps of innocent drug dealers who BTFO them in drug dealing.
Here. I can't find a bigger picture but just do a reverse image search;
http://strabanechronicle.com/2013/05/strabane-man-found-not-guilty-in-raad-photo-case/

I invented /brit/.

None of you will believe me but take comfort in the face that you're posting alongside me, children.

I invented bait posts on /pol/

The fresh sausage rolls from Morrisons are bangin tbqh lads

>>72962577
very close to whitstable and canterbury, in a place called faversham. Most of my mates are from whitstable. Glad you had a nice time x

>>72962578
It's okay lad, people can have a differing musical taste from your own.

i invented /int/

>>72962650
Faversham is a shithole.

>>72962587
what if that's just a CD in a baby's hand

whoa o.O

>>72962611
that's pretty near canterbury innit?
why was it shit?

For someone who is so massively famous, egotistical and takes such pride in his appearance, DJ Khaled has a fucking ugly wife.

the mong hypochondriac who thinks hes has lung cancer is back again. such a loser.

>>72962613
>innocent drug dealers
hmm

>>72962652
alri moot

>>72962577
live in canterbury

boring, soulless place for the most part. the centre is full of frogs, yanks and chinks too

>>72962662
:thinking:

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who esle /arachno-communism/?

Is a sausage roll just a sausage within a pastry or are there toppings added?

>>72962549
awful, europe should let more refugees in without checking for identification, its the only way this can be remedied desu

>>72962514
wrong

>>72962699
out

Who (thing) here? was an Irish lad originally from /sp/
I started the Sersh ordinary Irish grill fingered in a disco in wherever.
Quite proud.

Genuinely feel melancholy and depressed over all the forgotten /brit/ memes/tripfags,

>>72962514
literally say it all the time, can't even remember the last time I said "how are you?" instead

>>72962494
wish we could go back to earldoms in 1141 so that I could fight in the essex army against kent and then cut your tongue out, throat fuck you, then toss you into a river for having such a fucked up pronunciation of "alright".

>>72962651
MY OPINIONS ARE THE OBJECTIVE TRUTH
FUCK OFF UNDERLING

>>72962667
Kent on the surface looks rich and well kept, but outside of the main tourist areas everything is run down and grim. I lived in Canterbury for three years by the way.

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>>72962391
So is this ugly Bjork thing the final cover? I hope not.
All the faces from this set are really ugly and amateur Photoshop crap. Just look at that nose.

>>72962613
>RAAD deal drugs
>innocent drug dealers
Imagine being you.

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Norwich.

Brexit is going to be fine, r-right guys?

>>72962659
bit rude but bit true
are you from the area or just saying it to hurt my feelings

>>72962699
mingi

>>72962747
Nah, I visited it a few times when I used to live in Canterbury.

>>72962740
Merciful brexit will reward you if you put your faith in brexit
all hail brexit

>>72962777
checked

I literally invented >mfw

>>72962736
Leave Noodle alone desu

Also I hope not, should be a phase 5 at least

>>72962684
Ah yes selling drugs to people willing to take drugs is an account to allow you to torture and shoot kneecaps off, whilst selling drugs yourself.
>>72962738
I've literally bought drugs of an RAAD man

>>72962650
very nice friend. it seemed very nice but alot of the seafront in whitstable and broadstairs seemed like it was just for holiday retirees or london commuters. hope that your mates still live there x

>killing people for selling drugs
brb lads just going to bomb the offie

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>>72962740
No, we are run by a fucking Nazi wench.

>>72962680
ur just a hypochondriac xD

you could say that to anyone, it's the easy answer, truth is i'm dying

>>72962345
>causalities of war only matter if they're hot

FUCK OFF

I am God

>>72962788
>I literally cannot stop lying
l
m
a
o

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Are we going to get our England back from the foreign rats, lads?

>>72962799
then hurry up and die. tired of your pathetic mewlings.

>>72962733
that is true of everywhere i have been other than a few of the home counties. maybe cambridge too but bits of cambridge are not that nice. and bits of oxford are fucking terrible

>>72962773
yeah it is quite grim tbf, not really a touristy town

>>72962827
By bullet or by ballot, England will be saved.

>>72962796
alcohol's not a drug, it's a drink

>>72962821
>I literally don't know any paras because I'm a posh cunt the post

>>72962805
would you rather an ugly person live? 2bh more pretty girls in the world = better for me

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Is this the weirdest celeb couple of all time?

>>72962699
no toppings, just a line of pork baked in pastry

>>72962786
and i invented /brit/, you don't see me making a fuss about it. whoppeefuckindooo

i invented 4chan
u prolly dont remember me

I have a distaste for middle eastern types desu

>>72962489
teach me sensei

>>72962596
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hwdQ76S5Qd

gf said I had a small penis
bit rude really, not like I complain about her having not tits or arse

>>72962797
Weird how she did all of those good things and then ended up worshiping Islam.

>>72962723

>that thread when one anon went into autistic rage over baked beans, and 'beanposting' was born

Wish I still had the screenshots

>>72962835
I'm from a rural village so I just hate cities anyway so I am probably biased.

>>72962797
she is also dead keen on increasing surveillance in the country. literally the only thing stopping her is EU laws

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>>72962787
>I hope not
You don't even know and bought it? I'm not buying anything with this ridiculous cover art.

>Leave Noodle alone
Gladly, she got fat and old. Phase 5 = crazy cat lady.

WANKAH

spent a long time looking all over my room for my keys, checking the bed several times, and then checked the bed once more and there they were just lying there

so have proven the existence of ghosts

>>72962799
tbf it is more likely that you're fine and this is all in your head, lung cancer is very very rare in young people

imagine someone dobs in your mate for dealing a bit o weed during sixth form

next thing you know a bunch of potato niggers are smashing his kneecaps with hammers

this is a very real situation in the third world state of ireland

>>72962796
>>72962848
Also I live in a fucking ghetto this is normal but you wouldn't know that because you're a posh cunt

All brits look like pasty babies

business idea: make up random bullshit and post it on anonymous internet forums and hope that people believe you for e-peen

>>72962740

Of course, you tit. Are people not aware we're in the top ten economy countries? You'd think with the way people are going on we where Spain but if we where Spain and left the EU we'd be absolutely fucked.

>not knowing members of armed insurgent groups is considered "posh" in northern ireland
haha

>>72962878
pretty sure it was kidney beans

>>72962872
Just a bit of banter 2bh

At least yours doesn't call you daddy all the time

Not that I'm complaining, mind

>>72962549
>casualties of war only matter if they cute loli

FUCK OFF

just dissolved my MDMA in lucozade cant get arrested now because its a drink not a drug anymore

>>72962908
>An authoritarian homophobic nationalistic ruler
Hmm, which century and country also saw something like this in power...

>>72962852
>lmao
Live in easily one of the most para-rich areas in the country. Been personally threatened by them on at least 3 occassions, including Martin Meehan not long before he died. You're talking out your fucking jacksie and we both know it.

>>72962872
bully her to crush her self esteem
she will never leave you

>>72962596
doing a crease
>>72962870
runtest voice i've ever heard
you sound like a goblin

>>72962797
she's not evil, she's just concerned

>>72962827
not by brexit. we can look forward to lots more non-european immigration though.

>>72962799
return to /cric/ la, it's safer there

>>72962577
CANTERBURY MENTIONED
PLS VISIT OUR CATHEDRAL

>>72962848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9tdcGmBefM

>>72962959
>you sound like a goblin
elaborate? seems a bit rude

>stay late at work
>Train also delayed


Aaah yes

mass respect 2 the decky g

>>72962935
no it was baked beans
and about how heinz have ruined all baked beans since every other baked beans company tries to replicate heinz
and the problem can't be fixed because everyone's a dumb impressionable cunt who goes "HURR DURR BEANS MEAN HEINZ :^)"

You lads ever had an ingrown hair on your nut sack?

For some reason I get them quite often when I shave and they fucking HURT!

I once had one so bad that I could barely walk. I had to put a plaster over it.

ahh yes here comes the ol 'cide temptations

>>72962953
Lmao taig life, your paras are literally sharia tier. Never been threatened by paras because my family is involved.
I live in a ghetto, do you? Nah.

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not an argument

>>72962577
my first gf was in canterbury
remember going to hers on the bus after school
bit sad now

i invented existential dread

>>72963005
stop shaving your balls and you wont get them imbecile

Northern Ireland is literally Somalia tier lmfaoing at mick cunts I hope they do fuck off hahahaha

>>72962946
most of them.

we wont see a war because of her. we will just get a poorer, more divided, nastier uk. but thats ok because most of the RUNTS who voted for breggsit will be the ones who suffer the worst results.

>>72963013
why are you proud of your poverty? It's a shameful thing haha

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Care to explain this one Brexidiots?

>>72962994
branston do the best beans

>>72962856
don't know who either of them are

Don't know or care about northern direland whatsoever but from what I've read when the northern irish squabble and bicker ITT it's a complete shithole

>>72962979
sorry it was a bit rude
you sound like this person i knew at school who people said was like a goblin. Is your name jordan?

>>72963069
We need to give all power to the Tory party and do what they say without question.

>>72962969
no cricket on

>>72962983
Whom art thou quoteth?

>>72962870
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GhPVUid0ZX
is that a goblin?

Been re-reading A Storm of Swords, what book are you lads reading?

>>72963072
>No pull tab

Binned

switched from the guardian to RT because I was getting sick at how pathetic all the whinging articles and comments are

at russian propaganda isn't dressed up in moaning meekness

>>72963088
one of the worst places in Britain desu

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>>72963079
M8...

>>72963069
the difference is we get to vote them out lad
keep up

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>He isn't a Tory

>>72963079
Eddie Murphy and Gwyneth Paltrow

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i have thirty-six(36) different /brit/ frogs

>>72963013
>get personally threatened with a kneecapping by Martin fucking Meehan
>bet my life is so much harder and tougher dan urs
state of you

not wearing any boxers
just pantaloons and thats it

>>72962832
bit impolite m8

>>72963051
It's only the taig paras, literally unironically sharia tier. Prod paras are sound blokes. We don't have death squads hunting people for supplying something people want to take.
>>72963068
>posh man thinking he's hard for being threatened for underage drinking

>>72963134
>tfw no 17th century /brit/

>>72963102
got to the earn them. they are the best after all.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39440934
Dogcunts btfo

>in northern ireland not having terrorists threaten you is a posh thing
>in northern ireland not living in a self-proclaimed ghetto is a posh thing

>>72963116
We can vote out our MEPs

>>72963013
he lives in northern ireland lad

>>72963115
of course you know him he is an african prince

>>72962827
>that picture

Britain literally looked like this before the war

>>72963091
ah ok

and no, it's mehmet hehe

>>72963115
she's probably 1/8th black herself

>>72963115
didn't look like eddie murphy in the other one
still don't know the blblonde

>>72962939
WOW MAN UR SUCH A COOL BADASS DRUG FIEND HAHA CHOOSE LIFE YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN xD

>>72963101
doing a read of Par Barker's "Noonday"

its "ok"

>>72963128
>ardoyne
The state. Empty threats for underage drinking. Fuck me you lads have it rough! :L :L
Grow a fucking pair

>>72963145
I'm not the lad who got threatened just wondering why you're proud of the bad decisions your parents made and your terrible living conditions?

>>72963194
>BADASS
fuck off yank

love when the news talks about 200 deaths in mosul like I'm supposed to care
I don't even know what country mosul is in lmao who gives a fuck

there are dozens and dozens of cities in China with populations comparable to Vienna, Copenhagen, Barcelona, Budapest, and Warsaw that most of you have never heard of and likely never will.

>in northern ireland having literaly terrorists as politicians is normal
HOWLING
ACTUALLY LIKE AFRICAN WARLORDS

>tfw my Great Granddad was a German sympathiser in the pre-world-war Chamberlain government

>>72963069
Remoaners moaning ! Dont like it ? move to Europe then !

>>72963168
MEPs do fuck all
Come on, we had these arguments before the referendum, it's time to grow up now

>>72962957
she's older than me and already insecure about me leaving her for a younger women
guess it's not a "big" deal after all

>>72963049
Might VEET them next time.

Remember bronies lads?

'kin 'ell

Will we ever be able to save Northern Ireland from the grips of religious conflict and religious extremism?

>>72963145
>drugs are totally good for communities guys XD

>>72963215
>China
well theres ur problem m8
i dont give a fuck about them

>>72963194
you're a retard I was pointing out the retardedness of the poster who said alcohol isn't a drug because its a drink

>>72963116
dont remember anyone voting for Theresa lad.
and certainly dont remember anyone voting for theresa to name a cabinet to decide on our terms for leaving the EU

wonder what happened to aussie runt whose uncle got done in by the IRA

>>72963207
>I LIVE IN A GHETTO! MY AREA IS SHITE! IS UR AREA SHITE? NO! THAT MAKES ME HARDER DAN U
>OMG UR AREA IS SO SHITE HAHA
what did he mean by this

For the record, I don't drink. Ya wee shankill fruit.

>>72963215
>China
Not a country.

>>72963214
Rorke

>>72963112
It's not in Britain you fucking spastic

>>72963264
its a brass eye joke you fucking mong

gimmicks i miss: riley and how his father was british and abandoned with mother which is why he hated the UK

>>72963168
>our MEPs

>>72963250
Don't want to 2bh

>>72963092

glad you finally came round

>>72963194
embarrassing post

>>72963231
I don't remember there being any discussion of Tory ministers being allowed to make sweeping changes on a whim and run roughshod over our constitution.

>>72963273
at least I tell the truth
I do not give a fuck about dead people in literallywhereistan

Just so everyone's aware. The angry prod is a junkie that is FUMING because he can't get drugs from anyone except the UVF.

>>72963284
glad he's gone, what a tiresome cunt

>>72963215
well important or interesting things that are relevant to our history have happened in all of the european ones

>>72963250
yeah wonder what happened to them

>>72963281
ain't seen it f`m

>>72963276
Britain is a shorthand for the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, which started to try and dissociate our great country from the terrorist reputation of Northern Ireland

>>72963208
Parents are dead 2bh. I am quite fond of my life.
>>72963259
le ebic shariah man strikes again
>>72963268
>shankill
Lmao child's play.
>ardoyne
>fucking ardoyne
>literally the detroit of N.I.
>once a prosperous prod neighborhood
>then the non-whites moved in

Chavs became bronies, bronies became Deano's

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requesting oc

>Rorkies: Not For Sheeds

saw george osborne in sainsburys wilmslow today
hooked the cunt right in the gabber

>>72963266
don't remember anyone voting for Gordon Brown

>>72963287
Yes the MEPs we elect. Our MEPs.

Really hate how Britain is filled with chavs and underclass trash

Really disgusting filthy people

>>72963314
literally couldn't give less of a shit mate, your argument with him has been
>NO I LIVE IN MORE OF A SHIT HOLE
>NO I DO

>>72963230
literally plan on doing this

>>72963337
how'd they die?

Rules on Canadians posting on /brit/? Can't say I'm a fan of /cum/, it's been invaded by /pol/.

>>72963311
Rorke.

>>72963311
Edgy m8

They're people with loved ones

Off to yankland with work next week lads, shame I have a gf, could out my accent to good use out there.

>>72963344
When did Gordon Brown pass a bill that meant he could tear up our constitution and make any changes to law he wanted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clIjgSPRSqY

>>72963337
>DO U LIVE IN A GHETTO? NA SO DAT MEANS UR A PONCY POSH CUNT AND I'M HARD AS FUCK CUZ MY AREA IS SHITTER THAN YOURS
>BUT ALSO YOUR AREA IS THE SHITTEST IN THE COUNTRY
what did he mean by this

>>72963310
It's just part of the brexit process
>our constitution
lmao

>>72963351
>tfw underclass
grew up living on benefits

>>72963314
>UVF
Sorry I don't associate with Russian bootlickers. U U UDA.
Haven't took drugs in months. Try harder mate, grasping at straws.
>irish only identity is being alcoholics
>doesn't drink
Le ebic irish man strikes again

>>72963377
Your mum's a fan of my cum 2bh

>>72963345
ok lad we'll just vote out every other countries MEP's aswell xx

>>72963322
reckon at least a few have kids by now

>>72963385
thats an absolute meme you deano wanker

>>72963359
Weird that you repeated my post back to me like that. It's almost like I've been pointing that out to him this whole time.

You paki twat.

>>72963115
A proud black man respecting his race and culture.
Muhammad Ali would approve.
Raw is the best show too

>>72963377
1. don't post on /brit/ if you've ever been on that cesspool
2. this is a pro-/pol/ general and a pro-/pol/ board

>>72963401
why is "our constitution" funny?

>>72963373
Not saying. Doxxable info.
>>72963397
I meant that you are clearly a fucking jumped up private school boy who thinks le ebic IRA are some sort of moral holders.

>>72963377
not allowed but don't care desu

>>72963430
>>72963434
alright girls, calm down x

>>72963340
working on it m8

>>72963401
>the government being able to change all our existing laws on a whim is just "part of the brexit process"

No, you fucking moron.

i can't understand why some immigrants remain loyal to their home country

they moved away for a reason

>DA IRA ARE EBIL CUZ DEY DON'T LET ME GET DRUGS
>ALSO I BUY DRUGS FROM THE IRA ALL THE TIME
>ALSO I DON'T EVEN DO DRUGS
>ALSO MY AREA IS SHITTER THAN YOURS SO THAT MEANS I'M HARD
>BUT ALSO YOUR AREA IS SHITTER THAN MINE
what is wrong with this lad

>>72963447
What is our constitution?

>>72963430
it's not

>>72963450
ah right sorry about that
you shouldn't take pride in being poor though, why not move to greener pastures and make a future for yourself?

>>72963351
I was born underclass, raised underclass, but I am now on my way to being middleclass.

Such is the power of a /ToryBritain/.

>>72963443
Yeah the world of comedy needs Eddie Murphy

Sadly, he impregnated a sexy white woman and lost all drive in life.

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drumpf is gonna be arrested

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/russian-trolls-hilary-clinton-fake-news-election-democrat-mark-warner-intelligence-committee-a7657641.html

>>72963488
>le can't tell RAAD from IRA face

>>72963488
stop engaging him, him and the catholic are wanking off over how shit their areas are right now

>>72963496
Because he's an inbred retard who'd get his face caved in irl

>>72963517
shan't

start a new you cunts

why is this guy proud that his family are complete failures that live in a shithole

lmao

>>72963447
We don't have one lad
Just common law

real news

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-39444432

> Northern Ireland
don't care