international jokes

>>72959788
Why did the Italian cross the road?

Because he likes to switch sides

>>72959992
oh hans that's a knee slapper right there

>>72959992
Holy shit, an actually funny joke from a kraut!

>>72959992
We have a winner right here!

There was a madhouse with three floors. Outside of it it was an empty pool. The pacients at the third floor thought the pool was full and decided to jump. A doctor was watching them. One jumped and died. The second jumped and died too. The third one decided not to jump. The doctor thinking the pacient regained his reason after the shock asked:
"Why don't you jump?"
The pacient replied:
"Heh, do you think I'm that stupid as to get my clothes wet?"

>>72959992
what do you call a german man eating out a french lady?

Blitzkreiging through the ardennes

How do you fit 12 cubans in a shoebox?
Tell them it floats

>>72960210
kek

also, *patient, the -ci makes the same sound in some words so it can be confusing

>>72960259
How do you get americans on a boat?

You don't have to, they are naturally bouyant

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>>72960212
>>72960310
this is absolute gold real china

>>72959788
>couldn't stop thinking about this joke for the past couple days
>an aussie posts it
hmmm

>>72960748
my uncle taught it to me a few years back
it is a pretty good joke

>>72962388
the only time i ever tried to tell it the other guy didn't get it cause he didn't realize jews were greedy
i was like 16, that was 11 years ago
already corrupted by the internet

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>>72959788
the priest responds
"his foreskin"

the childs name?
george washington

>>72962457
how fucking stupid would you have to be to not know the jews are greedy meme
he must have been a maritimer right? no regular canadian could be that stupid

>>72962677
>the jews are greedy meme
>meme

t. Schlomituel Commodityberg

>>72962677
nope an albertan, supposed to be racist by default
surprised me tbqh

>>72962525
kek

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>>72959788

How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

How was copper wire invented?
Two jews fighting over a penny.

How do you stop a Polish tank? Shoot the guys pushing it forward.

>>72960291
K

>>72959788
A man is walking home in Ireland when he is grabbed by masked men carrying guns, they ask "are you protestant or catholic?". Thinking quickly the man says "I'm jewish". With that another voice shouts out from a nearby bush "quick Yassir, we finally have one!".

>>72963260
why do (Belarusians) have to steal two cars in germany?

Because they need to pass through poland on their way home

>>72964827
Why do Germans need two cars?
So that they have another one for when one blows up in the mosque

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>>72960212
What do you call a country that is too shitty to join the UN?

Taiwan

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>>72959788
What did one american said to the other?
>nothin bcuz they both fat :DDDDDD