Imagine being German.

>>72958065
gets up at 6 am to take the best spots on the beach.

>heute ich bin ban nazi aber morgen ich hilfe refugges das ist so wunderbar

>>72958065
There are already like 2 german hate threads in the catalog. Fuck off.

Also bump.

>>72958182
>implying Poland has to pretend to be german

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>>72958447
Can you give us some insight into what its like to have been trounced in both world wars and to have any semblance of pride in your country literally outlawed? how the fuck do you cope

>>72958631
It's simple:
We ruin the experience for everyone else. If we aren't allowed to have fun, the others shouldn't have fun either.
Enjoy the refugees Yurop. Maybe they will come to America too.

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are Germs the most autistic people in the world or are Finns?

>>72958883
We dont dig holes at beaches and we are capable of the laughter.

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>>72958065
>implying being american is better

Literally reading an article inh the paper the other day that was about housing in Germany, and the "couple" they were interviewing about their estate were two gay men.

Like, the dying German race, amirite? lol

>>72960066
americans are just english speaking germans

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>>72960209
germans are german speaking americans

>>72960209
>americans think like that

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That would be pretty nice
Impregnate my anus anytime, krauts

Imagine having the most powerful passport in the world.
Imagine living in the most popular country in the world.
Imagine living in a country with record employment numbers and low unemployment.
Imagine living in a country with a public budget surplus.
Imagine living in a country with record export rates.
Imagine living in a country with free healthcare and free university.
Imagine your national football team being the world champion.

Imagine all these and you get a hint of what it's like to be German.

>>72960362
imagine losing two out of two world wars

>>72960362
>Imagine all these and you get a hint of what it's like to be German

Not a big deal really.

>>72958548
That swiss there got it right.

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Success breeds jealousy, we are number one now, trump bends his knees
4.reich fick ja

>>72960466
It makes all that even better if you think about it.

>>72960209
DELET THAT!

I am German.

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>>72960209
Fuck you, I am more german than you will ever be (1/4)

>>72960209

insulting to me to be honest

>>72960362
>Imagine having the most powerful passport in the world.
oh wow i can travel to some more shitholes now
>Imagine living in the most popular country in the world.
imagine all the millions of non whites who want to get here
>Imagine living in a country with record employment numbers and low unemployment.
shitmany is playing with numbers
part time jobs and exploiting people is very common in shitmany
>Imagine living in a country with a public budget surplus.
young immigrants keep coming and create more jobs
>Imagine living in a country with record export rates.
imagine all the immigrant workers who produce everything
>Imagine living in a country with free healthcare and free university.
imagine free healtcare and university without young immigrants paying for health care and pensions of your aging population
>Imagine your national football team being the world champion.
imagine how bad it would if it was an actual german football team

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>>72960499
success breeds arabs

>>72960655
Ronny gib a ruh

>>72960603
>>72960655
Imagine your immigrant parents raising you in what is considered one of the best places on earth, yet you still end up as a failure and have no one else to blame but yourself, but you still end up blaming the host population for your shitty life.

>>72960517

it helps that the region was lavished with aid

>>72960776
but im native

>>72960466

AND ONE WORLD CUP

>>72960825
Then why do you keep whining like a Turk? Your posts are indistinguishable. In the end you are blaming someone else for your own failure.

>>72960819
Realpolitik that served to create a buffer zone against communism. Do Americans really see themselves as saints in this context?

>>72960918
oh yes the german autism

>>72958447
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>>72960066
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>>72960955

pay denbts freeloaders

>>72960918
>In the end you are blaming someone else for your own failure.
go to the archives and find such a post
and what you wrote is typical for germans and their media
you are weird retarded people

>>72958065

Imagine being an American with a fat imagination.

>>72960955

it was only right to help ensure there would be no more war and ill will in europe :^)

>>72960655
How popular are migrants with German women? very popular amongst Swedish women, the local refugee centre/youth centre hosts disco every weekend and its always packed.

>>72958065
WTF i hate Poles and other Slavs now!
Which means nothing changed. Does that mean I'm a German rapebaby?

>>72963654
Are those women just virtue signalling to other Swedes or is there a stereotype of refugees being a good husband/boyfriend/fuck?

>>72958124
Is this not a common practice? I do it.

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I shudder at the mere thought

basically take a Finn, remove the memes, remove mongoloid, keep the autism, add kebab, hey presto you got it

>>72966965
Take a Finn, remove ES, add Redbull, you got it.

>>72958065
Censor G*rman ffs, there are kids on this board.

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>>72958182
>>heute ich bin

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Imagine being Arnold in that scene...

>>72966965
finns are not the enemy of the human race

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>slave all your life to feed kemul so he can cuck your wife

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>>72967569
(you) JUST know

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What does Germany think of this chick?

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Sorry Germany :((((((

>>72967812
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

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>>72958065
What's wrong with working 60h/week and playing simulator games during your freetime?
At least we have simulator games hahaha

btw: fuck you

Germany is too autistic to exist

>>72968587
germans are bitchy and lazy
thats why they called immigrants to do the heavy work

>>72967801
not funny, but at least fuckable

>>72958065
uh, not all that hard desu

t. have pics of my dad a kid in Lederhosen

>>72958065
B-but I thought burgers were German wannabes.

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>>72960362
>Imagine having the most powerful passport in the world.
>Imagine living in the most popular country in the world.
I don't have to

>>72968654
Is that why your mum dates migrants lmao fckin nerd.

>>72969119
I am a Greek

>>72966634
they're just hungry for brown cock nothing else

>>72969730
shut up Jamal

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>>72958065

>>72960362
>Imagine being cucked by Britain despite all that

It's not many times they fall; it's how high they fall.