Quintessential British television programming edition
Say it with me /brit/!!
FUCK _______
Eating meat
utter fucking kek at that one commie weirdo that loves shagging animals
he gets BTFO every day, pure comedy gold
fuck meat
>>72952525
people who single link new threads
>brexit
>>72952525
bleck pipple
t. seth efriken
>>72952552
Am an ulster-scat at ers wey
>it's a student comes to your office hours asking for help with their programming assignment and the problem is "I'm trying to do this complex thing so I copied two tangentially related chunks of code from StackOverflow, pasted them into my project, and it's not working!" episode
>>72952562
Consciousness and sentience are two different things you fucking spoon
Reminder that it IS extremely hypocritical to kill and eat animals but have some moral objection to killing and eating humans
If you aren't vegan you're basically a paki
>>72952510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEEx3oUuiII
>>72952562
>>72952562
>>72952562
reminder for the lad
also another good quote:
>When people choose to do things about which they are ambivalent and which they would have difficulty justifying, they experience a state of cognitive dissonance, which can lead to rationalization, denial, or even self-deception. For example, a 2011 experiment found that, when the harm that their meat-eating causes animals is explicitly brought to people's attention, they tend to rate those animals as possessing fewer mental capacities compared to when the harm is not brought to their attention.
>>72952525
brexit and fuck white people
>>72952556
fucking machines
>As a guy with a huge ass dick who showed it to his sister this turns me on. Mine ran out of the room as soon as I showed it to her full on hard. I almost got in trouble. This is the only type of incest i love. Women family seeing how big it is.
>>72952592
>what is sentience
>what is human exceptionalism
>>72952574
im assuming the alt-autists ran away and created /ukpolitics after they realised no one liked them
hello yes
i lost my cot
>>72952588
>>72952634
>able to perceive or feel things
umm yeah this is what animals have
the scientific evidence is heavily in favour of ability of animals to feel emotions, mammals being the most similar to humans for obvious reasons
dedadedadededo deeeedadedado dedadedadedadedadedadoo alright everybody here we go its a brand new version of the do si do
what should i dream about tonight lads?
>>72952667
you cot gained freedom
>>72952634
Human exceptionalism is you trying to rationalise your obviously conflicting views
>>72952551
>comes here every day
>thinks vegetarianism means shagging animals
>thinks he's not a weird whose life is comedy gold
>white mans land
Literally no mans land Africa tier
the referendum was advisory!
i had popeyes for dindins yesterday and still suffering from the sharts...
>>72952596
Harry Enfield is a national treasure.
>be on a strict diet
>cute intern baked almond cakes
SEND HELP
desu I'd rather talk about meat than brexit
meat has a clear mandate so it's morally right, brexit was a bit closer obviously
>>72952749
Alright mate I'm sorry I ate your wife
why is leather the fetish material
>>72952744
No animal even comes close to having the mental complexity of humans.
>inb4 bullshit about talking gorillas that can't actually talk
>>72952749
are you going to marry a carrot?
>>72952717
the girl you like having sex with a guy you dislike
>>72952785
Eat her pussy
umm lads
I thought we triggered article 50 yesterday?
why are there still pakis everywhere?
>>72952818
*sigh* yes, I'm gonna marry a carrot
>>72952799
How will Brext effect our meat imports and exports?
Will it help use gain new pork markets?
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-39410915
>>72952667
i found ur cot
>>72952811
its not the only one, theres also leopard print clothing
>>72952675
But are they at all aware of their own existence? Do they ever contemplate the morality behind killing another animal? No
>>72952592
morals and ethics only make sense if they're applied to a group of beings capable of both understanding these principles and interacting with one another to enforce these principles.
and of course these morals and ethics must have a positive consequence, mostly evolutionnary advantages.
apes learning a few hundred words in sign language is not that impressive
i know way more words than that, plus I can actually speak
>>72952850
>http://www.bbc.com/news/business-39410915
Weird
>>72952848
>meat exports
haha nobody wants british beef
it's shit
>>72952818
>>72952800
top shelf boys
>>72952848
You'll be importing brazillian beef full of hormones that the monkeys shit on when being packaged
>>72952816
So you should be able to kill and extremely mentally stunted people?
>>72952800
>>72952818
what could you have possibly meant by these bizarre statements?
>go to the barber's for a chop
>there's always 2 barbers working there
>one knows what he's doing
>the other does absolute dogshit haircuts
>don't know how to tell them i only want the non-spastic one cutting my hair
got lucky the past couple of times lads but at some point i'm going to have to have another butcher job by the mong one
Just had a shower and realised I have a lot of chest hair, weird because I only have small think light hair on my arms and legs and can't grow a thick beard.
>>72952848
make our own meat cheaper so we'll sell it everywhere. More animals will die and that is morally neutral
I for one am loving the synthpop/80s revival happening on the internet atm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtxnvmgcXi0
wales monkeys btfo
>>72952926
Just let your hair grow long lmao
Jesus had long hair, are you saying you're better than Jesus?
>>72952926
>go to barbers
>husband and wife
>only one works at a time
>the wife is a milf
that is all
>CABBIES PRIME SUSPECT IN SLEW OF HUMAN TURDS FOUND IN A SYDNEY STREET
hmm I wonder why this is...
discovered that people on /pol/ really dont like it when you go into their news event threads and post about how tired you are and how everyone should go to bed
>>72952926
It's a bit bent but if you're that bothered book an appointment in advance and ask for the one you want
>>72952848
USA will force hormone pumped beef on us but at least it'll be cheaper
meat is murder
>>72952956
I posted the other day about how I just discovered vaporwave, anyway here is my fave choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrR1TGQY20Y
Business idea: convince several influential musicians to become vegetarian/vegan
>>72952991
don't think you can book lad. plus i've been too many times and never asked their names, i can't describe them down the phone cos i'll be speaking to one of the two of them.
getting the band back together
>>72952620
you know that in a way that is the complete opposite of fucking meat
murder can be good
Business idea: Create a massive single market out of European countries
Love steak
we're on a mission from god
wish i could fuck pretty female meat
>>72953019
I always thought lovefool by the cardigans would make a good vaporwave song but no-one as yet has done it as far as I know
Will you vaccinate your children?
Note that there is only one correct answer
>>72952776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52PwyO2wuPs
eating an apple lads
>>72953105
Was the only one in school to not be vaccinated. Think it's cause my family are freemasons
>>72952956
>atm
its been around at least since drive came out and that was 2011
>>72953105
yes
vaccines don't cause autism
lack of vitamin d during pregnancy does
>>72953125
is it still happening right now yes or no
>>72953114
granny smith?
me:
>have gf
>vegetarian
you:
>no gf
>murderer
the evidence is undeniable
>>72953124
Third world
>>72953049
bagsy not bass
>>72953131
no, you killed it
non-vaccinators are weird. same vein as creationists and people claiming the world is flat.
>>72953130
Source? This sounds plausible
>>72953139
We masons invented that term :)
>>72953177
he's wrong its genetics
autism is genetic and believing vaccines cause autism is the most autistic thing imaginible
>>72953106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSMWswNqs0o
>>72953124
Think I'd be pretty mad at my parents for putting me in danger like that for no reason. You should have words with them.
>>72953211
and that you can shit it out after a few weeks
>>72953177
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=vitamin+d+autism
research has found that vitamin d is one cause
(though genetics, environment and parental age also play a role)
>>72953105
do the potatoes even know what vaccination is yet?
>>72952994
no ones being forced, if you don't want hormone pumped beef, don't eat it.
>>72953231
Nah mate you're just a pawn to my family tbqhwy
got measles before i was old enough to be vaccinated. fucking adults not realising who they're hurting
>>72952623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VdXOAgDXlc
>>72953273
*dies of vaccinatable disease*
>>72953256
Interesting, thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4aiwTkDwCY
this getting 3m views reminds me of that midget who got famous depsite being a terrible lip-syncer
>>72953275
You got measles in your first 12 months?
>>72953292
My body is too strong for that. You should join the masons, you know nothing
autism is made up
makes no sense
hmm
>>72953320
Keep squeaking, carrier.
>>72953331
what are you suggesting here nonce?
>>72953317
yes
>>72953342
Masonic order funds my life, I will have the top mason doctors rescuing me if that ever happens. Jelly pawn
>>72953331
Autism is a spectrum and with new traits being added all the time, doctors are too keen to make the diagnosis, they can just say "you're kid's just weird" anymore
>tfw circumcised without being consulted
enjoy your smegma, uncutfags
>>72953331
>bottled water
>electronics
>medication
>vitamin/mineral deficiency
could be a number of things besides vaccines
Imaging having a violent screeching autistic potato for a child like in that Louis Theroux doc
Think I'd unironically do one if that happened
might say I'm bi and disabled on my job applications lads
>>72953393
just pretend you would have grown up with severe phimosis and that your parents saved you from any insecurities as a result
>>72953404
>that scene where the mother breaks down in tears and has to leave the room
tough watch desu
>>72953399
or the more obvious one that its better understood and getting diagnosed more
>>72953331
>kids stay inside more
>they get autism
get some SUN
>>72953413
well technically it was phimosis but I've since learned there are other ways to treat it
PHIMOSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
>>72953478
lmao
>>72953466
if you believe wikipedia most kids have 'phimosis' but its normal and most grow out of it
>>72953478
dont know why ds2 got such hate
sure the bosses weren't very good but it was still far better than the average 'release' that generation
post annie
>>72953517
it was a cheap Chinese knockoff of DaS1
Rrrrrrrrroooooo
gf messaged me last night saying she hates muzzies
Proud desu
>>72953557
most games are going to look like shite next to dark souls though
>>72952287
say that online not to my face then see what happens
>>72953331
GLOBALISTS... YOU DID THIS! SCUM!
>>72953517
dark souls fans are mostly autistic so anything that appears to be different will make them cry
Can anyone give me a good reason to get out of bed
>>72953575
dating an islamophobic bigot makes you 'proud'?
19yo at work swivelled round in her chair as I walked by giving me an extensive view of her tights and a tantalising glimpse up her skirt
Yanks are very meaty non-sentient animals; we should farm them instead.
>>72953622
Yes
>>72953618
easier to shitpost on a keyboard than a phone
unless you're using a laptop in bed, in which case sorry there are no reasons.
having a bad day lads
I've had a lot of bad days recently
>>72953661
Don't think I've had a good day for years
>>72953661
>>72953670
rly maeks u think
Conspiracy theories are just made up by the government so that nobody knows the actual truth. in 1987 the whole population of Finland was covertly replaced with aliens. The soviet union did it as an experiment. Ithe American government knew about it but let it happen because they wanted to see if it would work. The aliens originally made contact with the knights Templar hundreds of years ago.
>>72953628
>19yo at work
>in a computer chair
right, what kind of useless job do you have
Imagine a shop where you can go and buy killed and butchered animals packaged for consumption. Terrifying.
Imagine a field where you can plant and grow potatoes for consumption. Terrifying.
Business idea: require all schoolchildren to hunt (with a bow and arrow), kill, skin, gut, butcher and then cook a deer
>>72953661
>>72953670
hope things get better lads x
stacy can I come over after schoo-oo-oo-oo-ool
(after school)
Having a very average day today.
autistic old man at my work (call centre) wearing a MAGA hat today
Want to be a freemason so fucking bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da0FZyLktLg&
There's a hotel by my work place that is STILL flying an EU flag outside
unironically going to phone up and tell them to take it down
>>72953757
how is he autistic
egg and cheese sandwich
walkers cheese and onion
apple
>>72953803
we're still in the EU
what was that poem about giros
just bought a webcam
sending it back straight away because i've just realised how horrifically ugly i am
>>72953811
Don't care
If they don't take it down then I'll take matters into my own hands
>>72953794
He has no shoulders.
>>72953870
pics xx
>>72953809
read the rest of my post then FOY
>>72953864
>you now remember that really cool assassination
>>72953908
>posting face pics on the 'chon
mistake that i shan't be making
Doing a /tg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGag8Qllgnw
>>72953922
>>72953908
https://youtu.be/r4o7-0vVwlY
my life is probably better now than before I started browsing 4chan
Practicing my manipulation.
Any tips?
>>72953981
I really like these considering it's a normie meme
>>72953911
are you implying trump supporters are autistic?
>>72954006
K I N O
>>72954037
Same, this is one of the better ones
Really do wanna see the state of our wes now
this kills the australian
>>72954067
dinosaurs are extinct mate
>>72954077
Why is your mum still here then
>>72953870
Shitty webcams make you look wierder than you are. Look it up
>>72954060
well hed be right if that implication was made
>>72954060
perfectly reasonable implication
just had a wank to a picture of myself
Just had an argument with a polish scumbag at maccies drive thru
Had to repeat myself 3 times before screaming FANTAAAAA down the speaker
She started to give back chat so I told her to fuck off and drove off and went the chippy instead
>>72954067
Imagine how hard it would be to fight off one of these things.
>huge mouth
>vice grip that makes escape pretty much impossible
>very wide so you can't get your arms around it
>incredibly thick, tough skin
>only weak point is very small
Guess you'd have to try and gouge its eyes out.
>>72954143
preening arrogance is why the left is woefully(and hilariously) out of power
>>72954077
cassowaries are clearly dinosaurs
>>72954149
err alri elliott
>>72954116
taxation is theft
>>72954187
Theft is taxation.
theft is taxation
>>72954187
err alri trump
theft is theft
taxation is also theft
>>72953331
Wow it's almost like medicine advanced during that period
>>72954156
Runt life
>>72954160
just lodge a stick in it's choppers
is taxation theft
>>72954160
they don't eat often at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSe2j-izIWY
>>72954223
>gif
fuck off
>>72954187
if you don't exercise your rights to get something back from your tax dollars then sure, i guess, but smart citizens know how to benefit from the system they're putting their hard-earned money into
dumb yank cunt
why would you ever need to fight off a crocodile lmao
just run away
>>72954109
nah it's not the webcam, it's more just seeing myself not in the mirror but from a fixed perspective
knew i wasn't ryan gosling but didn't know how bad my fucked up teeth, chubby cheeks, weak chin, partially receeded temples and jew nose were, not a great feel desu
Mum forgot to pay the jizya tax
>>72954252
>imgur
>>72954223
Janny is gonna enjoy this one
>walks into thread
>ALLAH ACKBAR
>that is paki for god bless you good lads
>>72954265
>>72954286
Hmmm...
Do Yanks really all go to summer camp?
This kills the Aussie
>>72954329
why do traps always have dark cocks
>Sydney aquarium is shutting
Wearing a trump hat outside the USA is pure autism
>>72954375
I considered buying a 'make america great britain again' hat
but I didn't
would that be acceptable or worse somehow
I also enjoyed the 'grab america by the pussy' hats
>>72954373
>>72954329
>>72954289
>>72954252
if you look closely you can see these are blokes
stop posting the tranny with the shit titjob
not only a faggot trap poster, but a faggot trap poster from Reddit
god help us
>>72954395
Any other version is just as autistic, arguably even worse
>>72954359
an effect of estrogen
turns even dues into roasties
why is jannie only ever present when someone wants to make a new thread
>>72952578
howling
>>72954465
when the financial incentive is taken away, the standard of work inevitably dips
>>72954459
How can roasties compete
>>72954465
Janny is the one posting the trannies
>>72954359
It means you aren't washing it too well
>>72954518
disgusting nipples
all these trannies still look like men. all the way down to your bone structure.
are you gay?
>>72954518
bit gay
>>72954528
>your
*their
>>72954528
>likes cocks
>"are you gay?"
Thoughts lads?
>>72954528
yes?
>>72954528
traps are gay, no matter what you delude yourself into thinking
if you don't think theyre gay, you're in the closet
SING IT WITH ME /BRIT/!!
BUT I'VE NEVER MET A NICE SOUTH AFRICAN
Traps are fucking gay
>>72954547
>[citation needed]
oh, i didnt know wikipedia was alt-right
>>72954572
traps aren't gay until you know that they're a trap
Stayed up oll noight to wroite papers lads
HERE
http://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-ai-takabe-s-nipple-aura53l/answers/new.html
the mini hangovers aren't worth drinking every day
i dont practice santeria...
>>72954547
What about white genocide?
The new underwear.
Thoughts?
laptop is nearly old enough for me to bother to install a linux/gnu operating system on it
>>72954547
top two are clearly inflated, either don't top 2 million
i'm 21 years old lads
JUST
>>72954745
Install FreeBSD
where are the slags?
>>72954790
I'll think about it
>>72954781
haha yeah you're so old haha
>>72954798
>hurdur traps r ghey
How to spot a brainlet 101
>>72954781
maybe your face compensates?
>>72954568
handsome man, are tim.
*generic post about a pretend gf*
Just passing through to say that liking juicy feminine dicks is not gay at all.
I'm a professional on the subject.
>>72954836
was more refereeing to having that hairline that young la
>>72954871
it doesn't
it really, really doesn't
>>72954874
>imgur
>>72954844
would give may my pork sword I think
>>72954265
*jizzes on you
Heh nothin personnel
>>72954867
shit bait
Holy shit dat Shyamalan tier twist at the end of "Life"
>>72954937
shit brain
>>72954919
Twitter*
Why are we the only country in the world that treats secessionists with anything but social ostrasisation and ridicule?
Men, my molars are SCREAMING! Periodontalitis ain't no joke.
>>72954926
good lad
>>72954959
shit on the end of your bellend you fucking bender
Can't stop listening to "Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me" by The Smiths.
Quite a good record, that.
>>72954970
some of us do some of us dont, same as anywhere 2bh
used to get nervous I'd accidentally/subconsciously write the name of the girl I fancied during an exam at school
pack it inyou abso efn wnah janitroee
>>72954780
So Holocaust deniers have got to the point that now theyre also denying non Jewish Soviet and polish deaths?
Wahs hanning muckers, wha ye at tha day en? anywun up fer a scrap?
Translate this.
Really enjoy the sensation of a tingly arsehole after you eat really spicy food then have a massive shit
>>72955057
>fancying girls
northerners everyone
>>72955097
alright lads what u doin later wanna fight
>>72955077
>deniers
erm, the word is skeptic honeybun :) x
>>72955104
you're ill. one of the worst things in the world
>>72955000
didn't sound like how I thought it would
Recommend me something to watch on Netflix lads
>>72955119
So what's your evidence that over 2 million Soviet soldiers weren't killed during Barbarossa?
>>72955119
>skeptic
fuck off yank
>>72955157
Aye, did you just listen to the first minute and a half of those miners yelling?
>>72955190
>what's your evidence that something didn't happen
not how this works sweetie
>>72955169
The Barkley marathons is great
>>72955190
lol educate yourself
i like cats
>>72955206
yeah I just did
>>72955236
How can I educate myself if you don't provide any proof?
>>72955119
Absolutely sick to the teeth of you, go and shag a cow you weirdo
going on a runt hunt
>>72955253
just skip that part
some real cracking stuff by morrisey comes after it
>>72955266
I guess you replied to the wrong person, no worries.
>>72955282
>cracking stuff by morrisey
hope it's a gunshot to the head
>>72955303
Nah like
>>72955241
same :3
>>72955271
this just popped my brain bubble
>>72955000
>>72955077
>>72955111
>>72955177
>>72955222
>>72955266
>>72955322
highly improbable
>>72955316
POST
O
S
T
>>72955322
> your mind is so tiny and fragile you refer to it as a bubble
A Maritimers, I see.
>>72955313
aha x
>>72955282
aye sounds well
can usually only binge listen to a song for a couple of days then I move on
took a picture of my willy in some soup, which I was planning to upload here with the post 'soup's ready lads' but I chose not to actually upload it because you will all make fun of the proportions of my willy
what does this expression mean
>>72955394
he knows hes about to get clubbed and is awaiting the sweet release that is death
>>72955394
thingken of clubs
>>72955342
that is indeed a post! runts learn so fast these days, almost makes me bawl
>>72955375
yer yer i've been listening to bowie's diamond dogs like a madman this past week but now i've moved on to this smiths jingle
what have you been listening to lately /brit/?
>>72955394
He thinks his snowy fur will protect him from a paddlin
>>72955462
black music from the 70s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veVg0K3-K24
>>72955426
upvoted
>>72955462
big brother from diamond dogs
>>72955512
the only thing i know about black 70s music is that stupid james brown impression by dave chappelle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1JZCCeVzn0
more britpop
>>72955236
That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.