TFW your country is STAMPED

>>72952267
Australia is literally the most desired place to live why are you complaining?

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>>72952548
you're just saying that to make me feel better

>>72952548
Says the American guy.

>>72952267
Haha, what a nation of cucks. Pathetic.

>go on 4chan
>get made fun of by Germans
screw 4chan I'll just watch TV
>turn on TV
>"today Angela Merkel said..."
*changes channel
>"you would NOT believe how many refugees are let in today..."
*changes channel*
>"4th Reich has been confirmed..."
NO!
>I'll just go to the shops
>buy Bratwurst
>take out E5 note
.>Merkel is on it
Forget this
>goes home
>looks at royal house
>tfw your countries royal house has at least 80% German blood
well at least I have my language
>I speak Dutch (Diets)
>DUITSLAND

>>72952739
Umm... did you look at a 20 CAD recently?

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>>72952773
nice

>>72952773
look down at your legs, i bet you're wearing lederhosen right now :^)

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>>72952267
*goes home*
*it's flooded*

FTFY

>>72952267
>go on 4chan
>get made fun of by Anglo Canadians
screw 4chan I'll just watch TV
>turn on TV
>main channel is Radio-CANADA
*changes channel
>Justin Trudeau (French person) is doing a speech in English...
*changes channel*
>"Bilingualism on the raise in Quebec, Montréal is now only 50% French..."
NO!
>I'll just go to the shops
>buy poutine
>take out 20$ note
>Queen of ENGLAND is on it
Forget this
>goes home
>looks at passport to leave this forsaken country
>Passport is in English as well
well at least I have my language
>I speak French
>QUEBEC FRENCH, fucking Yurofrenchies either dont understand us or simply laugh at us

go on 4chan
>get made fun of by Brits
Thank my British masters for speaking with me
>turn on TV
>"today Theresa May said..."
She speaks so eloquently, unlike my colonial bastard accent
>"you would NOT believe what Princess Kate wore today..."
Yes, I'll watch this too. She's truly the Princess of our hearts.
>"Brexit has been confirmed..."
YES! Finally the British Empire will return
>I'll just go to the shops
>buy sausage roll
>take out $5 note
.>the Queen is on it
Thank the shopkeeper and smile when I receive my change, also with the Queen on it.
>goes home
>looks at flag
>tfw your countries flag has the british flag on it
I pray to Anglican Jesus in gratitude for the gift of British civilization.

>>72953263
na m8 I live in north qld no floods here lad

>>72953377
Why can't you people be proud of your country's anglo heritage?

>>72953997
Because we don't like you? We'd be even more STAMPED to take pride in the accomplishments of those who invaded us.

>>72955419
Quebec needs a good genocide to fix it.

>>72955569
Try it nigger.

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>>72955726
be nice in my thread

>>72955874
Can't be letting this be said about our buddies in Quebec without letting the Canadians know that we wouldn't stand for it.

Being a little rude in your thread > Quebec Canadians being genocided

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>>72955943
ok then

>>72956001
I love Randwick in Sydney :3.

>>72955943
>rape our language on a daily basis
>buddies

>>72956186
Ostie de tarbanacle, mais il ne faut que le monde le sache ça.

Puis d'être demeuré aussi peu anglicisés en côtoyant les Anglos pendant des siècles, c'est honorable tout de même.

>>72952267
>>get made fun of by Brits
????

fuck off cheng

>>72952267
>>tfw your countries flag has the british flag on it
you realise it's on the Australian flag representing part of Australian heritage? it's as much your flag

>>72952739

You've had your fun, now apologize to the nice Aussie, son.

>>72955726
>Try it nigger.
What are you going to do, surrender at us?

>>72958454
>implying Canada's pathetic moose army is anything to compare to the proud French army, who possesses more ships, aircraft and aircraft carriers than us.

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>tfw republic
>tfw we still obsess over the british royal family