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>>72950509
Why are Shia women so inbred-looking?

>>72950766
Your answer is in your question

>>72950766
Hello Lebanon :)

>>72950509
>Beurs
Pourquoi ma margarine, pourquoi pas farine

toi même tu sais t'en as plein les narines

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>>72951347
oh, hai

>>72950766
>Kike collaborator.
I don't get it, Israel doesn't let Palestinians return so they're forced to stay in Lebanon why would Christians who are most opposed to the Palis presence ally with the biggest factor in keeping Palis in your country?

>>72951460
>bashir gemayel in the background
I still cry to this day

>>72951460
How are you my friend? What time is it in Lebanon

>>72951400
Whatever that language is i dont speak it.

It must be some kind of dying irrelevant language held pnto by snobs or something

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>>72951672
2:15 p.m.
>>72951579
>palis
no such thing, Achmet. these are vermin that deserve nothing more than genocide.
we offered them refuge in our country only to turn on us and commit terror from within ou borders.

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Iranian women are so pretty

>>72952209
Whats the weather like? It's been raining like crazy here

>>72951650
بشير حي فينا
Also, come home Phoenician man
http://www.terrasanta.net/tsx/articolo.jsp?wi_number=4867&wi_codseq=%20%20%20%20%20%20&language=en

>>72952259
a bit windy with clouds right now. the weather is pretty warm though.
are you a Victorian?

>>72952209
>He thinks Lebanese is a real identity but Palestinian isn't

Aww. Lebanon's borders are entirely arbitrary and were decided when France deemed the Christian Mount Lebanon province too small so they added a bunch of Muslim land to it. Literally any area surrounding Lebanon could have been part of the country depending the on mood of whatever pen pushers were in charge of the French colonial campaigns.

>commit terror from within ou borders.
If your ally just let them back they wouldn't need to stay in your borders idiot. Also after Sabra and Shatila you Christcucks might chimp out on them so they have every right to keep arms.

>Tfw Lebanon is slowly becoming Muslim majority
Thank god. Fuck off to Brazil wannabe Euro

>>72952238
Moroccans cost the most out of all prostitutes in Dubai. An hour with a low quality berber is about 400AED. For a Moroccan Arab prices start at 700.

Indians and blacks and other low casts start at 10AED per hour.

Idk if this is funny or sad. Something to be proud of or ashamed of.

>>72953319
How do russian and east europeans prices compare?
And flips?

Don't women like خطير men?

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فضيحة +18 استاذة مغربية تمارس الرذيلة مع تلميذها
150 لايك

>>72953319
Good. Enjoy yourself.

>>72954863
لينك عسريع بليز!!!!!

Pls gib palestinian or jew gf

>>72956496
>>>/gif/10335747
صنعت هذا الخيط فقط من اجلك

>>72957007
بارك الله فيك يا شيخ كركري.

ما حكم زواج المتعة في المذهب السني المالكي؟ هل هو حلال أم هو حلال؟

>>72957007
هذا مو حلال

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>>72957119
طبعا حلال صدقني يا اخي
>>72957195
هذا خطأ شائع وعلينا نحن، رجال هذا الدين الحنيف، تصحيحه

هل ممكن المزيد من فضلك؟

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>>72957605
سوف انشر كل ما عندي في هذا الخيط
>>>>/gif/10335747 →

>>>/gif/10335747 →

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>>72951834
delet this you piece of zemel

Filthy sandnigger subhumans

Let this shit thread die fuckers

>>72960437
>self loathing islam boy
Lmao

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Bumping with anime

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>>72951400
on a scale of 1-10 how popular is this guy in your country?

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>>72962656
he's pretty well known in the well educated, cultured Christian parts of Lebanon, although not very much in the Muslim slums. also did i mention Lebanon is a Christian country, and all mudslimes should fuck off back to their desert?

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>>72953307
weeeew Akhmet
>Tfw Lebanon is slowly becoming Muslim
sorry to burst your bubble there, potential little terrorist.
majorityhttp://www.terrasanta.net/tsx/articolo.jsp?wi_number=4867&wi_codseq=%20%20%20%20%20%20&language=en
>tfw hezbollah will cease to exist within the coming decade after they try shit with israel

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>>72963244
Lebanese are the best Arabs.

I used to attend a Maronite parish with my cousin and they're good people.

Are you a based Maronite Catholic?

>>72963864
Thanks man, yeah im maronite but not very religious. but i hate mudshits with a passion though

maronite
marron
brown
shitskin
oh i know it's not funny masstaa

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>>72963990
>but not very religious
Sorry to hear that, man. I always enjoyed going to the Maronite liturgy or I try to go to the Latin mass in western rite churches.

What's holding you back from fully practicing the faith?

>but i hate mudshits with a passion though

kek I can't complain since I'm half and half

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>>72964133

>>72964313
I blame my parents for not bringing me up religious as much as the others, but id love to start attending mass again soon

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>>72964398
Go for it. The community will be able to bring you up to speed with anything that your parents didn't teach you.

Who knows, maybe after a while your parents will start coming to mass with you?

God's blessing, anon.

>>72964488
Sounds good to me. Bless you polska

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>>72963864

>Polish Turk

Interesting combination, how did that happen?

>>72963990
>but i hate mudshits with a passion though

Sorry for Hezbollah senpai.

>>72952238
iranians don't look like that.

>>72964586
Mom is Polish and dad is Turkish.

>>72964663
This, they look whiter

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>>72964754

Kek. Based Lebanon

>>72964805
Iranians living in the West are the best because they hate Islam and actually assimiliate

>>72964754
their noses start in the middle of their foreheads.
and are curved

>>72964950
MY GF IS LEBANESE AND LOVES HEZBOLLAH

HOW DO I CURE THIS MENTAL ILLNESS IN HER?

>>72965011

OY VEY

>>72964950

Perhaps, but the downside is that if all the Iranians who hate Islam leave, then Iran will remain an Islamic shithole.

It's the same problem with Christian Lebanese: If all the Christian Lebanese left (which they did, hence why there are more Christian Lebs outside Lebanon than inside) then Lebanon becomes an Islamic shithole too.

>>72965011
>middle of the forehead

No, that's jews.

>>72965012

Feed her bacon, that usually solves it.

>>72965062
nah not semetic at all
something more horrifying

will I be kidnapped if I go to the middle east?

>>72965276

Get insurance on your kidneys first.

>>72965246

SHE IS VEGETARIAN

SHOULD I SLIP IT IN HER SALAD?

>>72965267

http://s1203.photobucket.com/user/IzarbatG/media/ScreenHunter_233Jun201422.jpg.html

>>72965411

EAST TURKISH NOZE DUBZ

http://s1203.photobucket.com/user/IzarbatG/media/ScreenHunter_232Jun201422.jpg.html

>>72965587

https://cbsmix965houston.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/mehmet-ozyurek-biggest-nose.jpeg%3Fw%3D420

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>>72965669
>>72965587

100% pure Oghuz Turk, right there.

>>72965716

http://all-generals.ru/assets/images/polkovodci/DM/Mongoli/hulagu-khan.jpg NOSE NOT TO SCALE

>>72965782
If the eyes weren't so sunken and the hair so greasy he could pass as a local. Maybe with a little bit smaller hump on the nose.

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Anyone else here play Paracuck games?

>>72965944

THAT PROBABLY WAS PAINTED BY PERSIANS TO MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A PERSIAN

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PALIS GIVE ME A HUG

>>72965988

>PALIS

FAKE NEWS

>>72966034
Where are you from Genrikh, why do you shout so much?

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>>72966031
I couldn't really get into EUIV as it gets boring too fast, but CK2 is great.

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PAY RESPECT TO YOUR KING

>>72966031
>no flat map
>no simple water
>that font
>Playing on very easy
>all that bordergore
>Formed Germany

You could do better/10

>>72966360

THE POLITBURO

BECAUSE CAPSLOCK IS COOL

>>72966942
>very easy
>implying

I stick with Very Hard, thank you.

Looking forward to the next expansion and patch, though.

>>72966738
Haven't tried CK2, what's it like?

I tried Vicky 2 for a while, but I couldn't understand the economy and all my factories were going bust.

>>72963620
>cucktians in Islamic clay
Remove cucks when?

>>72953307
Christians in the Middle East are actually even worse than Jews, at least historically Jews were the greatest allies, cucktians always try to import cultural marxism into the ME

>>72967411
>Haven't tried CK2, what's it like?

Vassal, sub-vassal, sub-sub-vassal, sub-sub-sub-vassal hell management

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ahlan

>>72967681
Not really true, at least here.. Christians also keep to traditions and just as protective of their daughters and sisters as muslims. It's mainly athiests who have that "if u dont masturbate to the sounds of ur sister having an orgy like me ur the reason why middle east is so backwards" mentality :/

ANA ARABI

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>>72967681
>>72967574
>being this butthurt

>>72967411
It's great. EUIV gets boring because you're roleplaying as a country, in CK2 you're actually a king, queen, duke, duchess, etc.

>fending off the Turks as a Byzantine emperor
>western Anatolian vassals are revolting
>your bastard son is trying to claim your land
>your wife doesn't want to give you sex, that's okay because you're fucking your sister

>>72968057
>polish turk
?? Lipka Tatar?

>>72968057
>getting this triggered
It's true tho. If the Muslims weren't so tolerant of Christians and exterminated them back during Ottoman times, they wouldn't have been stabbed in the back. Even today, the people mainly destroying the Middle East and jewing it aren't the jews, it's the christians. Jews wouldn't even have been a problem if the christians didn't mass import them from Europe into Palestine.

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>>72968147
no

>>72968275
>the Jews aren't the problem, goys

also,
>If the Muslims weren't so tolerant of Christians and exterminated them back during Ottoman times
Nice meme. I can understand why you're so salty, though, considering that Christian westerners run the entire Middle East.

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>>72967574
None shall touch a Christian under Dhimma

>>72968497

AHH BUT HOW MANY CHRISTIANS HAVE PAID THE JIZYA? NOT MANY

>>72968497
Muslim-Christian coalition against atheists and Jews when?

>>72968405
Personally most Jews I've met are way better than Christians, they are also more compatible with Islam and the cultures are pretty much exactly the same, at least here in America. It's not the Jews that spread degeneracy it's Christians. And Zionism is primarily a British invention it did not exist in the Middle East and was imported there by British people.

Historically the biggest mistake Muslim empires did was tolerating Christians. Christian westerners have done way more to destroy the world, than Jews, from colonization to the wars for oil. Even right now, any Christian in the Middle East will easily stab their country in the back for Eurocucks. Christians are like the niggers of the Middle East. Don't get triggered, this is simply and observation.

>>72968634

SOON

>>72968698

HI SCHLOMO HOWRE THE JIDF SALARIES THESE DAYS?

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>>72967574
we have been here longer than you have, smelly bedouin cucked by muhammad from eating pork.
>average christian town in lebanon
now compare this to your slums here.

>>72968634
>christian

no thanks, christians are the worst

>>72968634
Jews(traditional non-Zionists) are better allies. After all Jews helped Muslims conquer the Middle East, North Africa, Constantinople, Spain. Muslims would have never conquered Jerusalem if the Jews back then didn't just open the gate for them, they even opened the gates of Constantinople and used to help garrison and administrate all the conquered cities. Plus for Muslims they never committed usury or created any central banking systems.

>>72968756

ARE YOU MAD AT ISRAEL FOR QUQQING OUT AND WITHDRAWING FROM SOUTHERN LESBONIA TO MAKE ROOM FOR LEZBOLLAH?

THOUGHTS ON MIA KHALIFA?

>>72968833

DUBS QUX

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>>72968756
>average mudslime neighbourhood

>>72968877

REDUBZ UQUX

>>72968833
>FUCK YEAH CAPSLOCK
fuck that silicone whore. i did like her hijabi video though

>>72968756
>cucksaders who were allowed to stay in the Middle East by Saladin as long as they didn't cause any trouble
>we've been here longer

>artificial meme state that in reality was created by a foreign power and has no history
Not to mention Rafic Hariri built lebanon, and before him it was literally nothing.

Also
>eating pork
This is why Jews are better than Christians

>>72968739
I don't support Israel, or Zionism, I just said traditional Jews are better than Christians and are a lot more loyal and have contributed to Islamic culture and society.

>>72968941

YOU GUYS NEED TO MAKE YOUR VOICES HEARD EVERYONE THINKS ALL OF LESBONIA IS QUQT BY LEZBOLLAH

LITERAL IRAN PAYROLLER IS YOUR PREZ ATM

>>72968758
>t. living in a country built by Christian European values
why don't you go back to your desert where camels and magic carpets roam free then?

>>72968990

WHAT IS YOUR ETHNIC/RELIGIOUS BACKGROUND

I HATE KIKES CAUSE THEY DIDNT GIVE ME A GF

>>72968999

TRIPS OF TRUTH

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>>72968878
kek

>>72969152

SCHLOMO WHAT IS YOUR ETHNIC BACKGROUND AND WHAT STATE ARE YOU FROM?

>>72969047
Syrian, not all Jews are bad, don't confuse Israel with all of Judaism. back in the 1800s and 1000 years before that, Jews were the greatest allies while Christianity has been the reason for some of the main problems. Have you ever read Friedrich Nietzsche's work on Judaism, Islam and Christianity? Even today, true Jews have done more to help Palestine than Christians ever will.

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>>72968949
>cucksaders who were allowed to stay in the Middle East by Saladin as long as they didn't cause any trouble
Excuse me? Have you read up on our history, Achmed?
Maronites (Syriacs) have inhabited the region long before your buttfucking small-dicked bedouin trash bags arrived in this country.
You are invaders who breed at the rate of rabbits and turn everything you touch to shit.
Filthy Terrorist.

>>72969301

IS YOUR NAME JACKY DAYAN? CHARLIE ABADIE? WHAT STATE ARE YOU FROM? ASSAD OR NAH?

>>72969303
It was actually Jewish territory and the Jews requested our help to free them from Christian oppression. In return they became vassals. You do know they were the main reason Muslims were even able to hold onto Jerusalem, you can't conquer without the consent of the inhabitants, otherwise you'll never be able to move your army out of the city or else the city will start an uprising. Muhammad's biggest mistake was allowing the Christians to live, I'm sure if someone showed him the future he'd never sign that treaty with the cucktians.

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>>72968698
>they are also more compatible with Islam and the cultures are pretty much exactly the same
They were a cancer while in Europe, so you're free to have them.

>It's not the Jews that spread degeneracy it's Christians.
I should remind you that it's cultural Christians (aka non-Christians) spreading degeneracy in the west and this is all led by the Jews. Degeneracy is also spread in MENA by cultural Muslims.

>Historically the biggest mistake Muslim empires did was tolerating Christians
By tolerate you mean impose high taxes on them that forced most of them to flee their homes or simply disregard your Qur'an and kill them anyways?

>Christian westerners have done way more to destroy the world
Debatable. Colonization actually started some sort of development in those countries. Most Africans didn't even know what a wheel was until Europeans showed them.

>oil
Plenty of ME countries benefit from that.

>any Christian in the Middle East will easily stab their country in the back for Eurocucks
Well, they can't exactly be loyal to a group of people that have been trying to kill them for 1,400 years.

European Christians will always be open to helping MENA Christians.

>Christians are like the niggers of the Middle East.
Muslims in the west are exactly like the niggers already here, though.

>>72968826
>Jews easily backstab people for more shekels

Yeah, I'm sure they'll serve you well.

lmao

>>72968756
Join us in the west, m8. Help us exploit the Mohashits.

>>72969381
New York, I don't support Assad as in his policies, but when it's the West vs Him, then it's a clear choice. The only wrong thing he's doing is thing the Christians there won't stab him in the back. Personally if I were him I'd segregate all the Christians or send them to Russia/Europe

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>>72969152
>haha! we happen to live on top of a giant oil reservoir that European Christians discovered and synthesized and you don't!
too bad oil will eventually get depleted.

>>72969495

WOW ME TOO I LIVE IN MANHATTAN WANNA MEET IRL?

>>72969495

CHRISTIANS IN SYRIA ARE IRRELEVANT IF THEY ALL DECIDED TOMORROW THAT ASSAD MUST GO NOBODY WOULD NOTICE

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>>72969426
>source: your ass
Jews hate you and would shoot you on sight you filthy terrorist. Real Jews are the Zionists.

>>72969495
>>72969564
wew lads

I'm in Brooklyn, /MENA/ irl when?

>>72969729

ALREADY

MAIL ME [email protected] (ITS MY 4CHAN EMAIL) ILL GIVE YOU MY NUMBER AND WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHERE TO MEET

>>72969794

I KNOW AT LEAST TWO OTHER MENA POSTERS WHO LIVE IN MANHATTAN ONE OF WHOM I COULD INVITE THE OTHER IS 404

>>72969729
285 Fulton Street

>>72969977

THERE ARE FLIGHTS FROM SERBIA TO NEW YORK

>>72969488
Actually the Jews only hated Europeans because the Christians oppressed them and were good to the Muslims because we gave them freedom.

There is a big difference between Jews and Zionism. If Jews spread degeneracy then why didn't they do the same from 700 A.D to 1700, while they were in Muslim lands? Degeneracy was started by Europeans, primarily the British and French.

Jews also paided the highest taxes since they earned the most money and they didn't really complain, poor people wouldn't pay any taxes at all and would be on welfare. Nobody was forced to flee their home, as long as they actually owned that land. And desu, regardless of what the Quran says about protecting "people of the book" they were probably behaving like niggers, so for practical purposes it was more beneficial to the state to just remove them instead of deal with a whole bunch of bureaucracy.

Muslims also technically "colonized" Africa, for example with Songhai, Mali, many East African nations, which were economically dependent on the main caliphate, however the Muslims were better politicians and knew they shouldn't break up those nations and draw arbitrary lines, and the only thing those nations did was pay taxes, and none of their political structures were touched. That way if they stopped being colonies, they would just go back to the way they were. Meanwhile Europeans didn't think in the long term, and just divided up all the nations however they wanted to without regards to the local geopolitics. Only Christians managed to mess things up with colonialism.

That's simply why I said, Jews are better allies than Christians, and that it is not smart to tolerate Christians. Jews just "backstabbed" Christians because Christians were killing them for 2000 years. They even served as body guards to Sultans and Caliphs, and never turned against them for shekels. Modern Zionism is not representative of actual historical Judaism and not all Jews are Zionists.

>>72970106

YO JACKIE DAYAN WANNA MEET IRL?

>>72969683
I have a lot of Jewish friends and they all support Palestine. We also celebrate our holidays together. Religiously in Judaism, they cannot have their own state or a standing army since they are in exile, and only God can give it back to them, by sending the messiah and when the messiah comes all the wars will stop and the world will be in peace. This hasn't happened so Zionism isn't real Judaism, it was even invented by an atheist so it's stupid to say that real Jews are Zionists.

>>72950509
How can you post from the Emirates? I was in Dubai and 4chan was banned there.

>>72970261

DO YOU LIVE IN WILLIAMSBURG? THATS WHERE THE JEWS ARE LIKE THAT AND THEY DONT SPEAK ENGLISH

>>72969564
>>72969729
I live at 825 5th Ave, I should warn you autists, I conceal carry so don't try anything funny nigga.

>>72970340
K, as long as you aren't some school shooter type autistic person

>>72970382

REALLY? I LIVE IN YORKVILLE SO IF YOURE TELLING THE TRUTH I COULD JUST WALK THERE

>>72970439

IM NORMAL BY NEET STANDARDS

I EVEN HAVE A GF WHO ISNT A NEET

>>72970487
K, walk outside across from the street and sit on the park walls, I'll look outside the window and decide if you're worth meeting.

>>72968563
I'LL PAY FOR THEM

>>72968634
>against atheists and Jews
Whoever pays the Jizzya is under Dhimma according to 3 of the 4 main Madhahibs (IIRC only Ibn Hanbal limits it only to Jews and Christians, and in this madhab many great scholars like Ibn Taymiya and Ibn Qayyim Al Jawziya included polytheists, Zoroastrians, atheists... practically every non-muslim), as well as other less known but totally legit Madahib (Al-Awzaa'i, Al-Nawawi, Al-Layth Ibn Saad...) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhOt0m2aeOw
The only coalition possible is against traitors who commit Ridda and break treaties

>>72970549

BEFORE I DO HOW DO I KNOW IM NOT BEING RUSED? COULD YOU TAKE A PICTURE OUT OF YOUR WINDOW OF THE PARK OR SOMETHING?

can i become a non practicing muslim? i want to marry this woman but i cba with praying 6 times a day, i mean i can live without pork because i dont like it and i also dont drink but stuff like praying is just too much

>>72970608

IS THAT EVEN ALLOWED?

>>72970628
I'll wait outside, if I see someone walk and sit on the walls instead of the bench I'll know it's you

>>72970654
Can you be a non-practicing law abiding citizen? But most "western" Muslims are already like you anyways.

>>72970714

OK BUT DONT GO YET I STILL NEED TO SHOWER AND STUFF

HOW DO YOU AFFORD TO LIVE THERE?

>>72970654
you can be a muslim and not do a single thing. just say i'm muslim and it's done. eat pork, drink, fuck men, no one gives the least amount of shit.

>>72970670
Totally. Slaves are exempt from paying Jizzya, so I only have to buy them as my slaves and they're good until they regain their freedom
Or they can join military service and be exempt for life lel

>>72970792
I have a cousin who married a oil Sheikh in Qatar, and he pays for my college and my apartment.

>>72970845

HI CHIVE IM ABOUT TO WALK TO THE RICH NEIGHBORHOOD TO GET
CATFISHED HOW ARE YOU ON THIS FINE WINTER DAY?

>>72970866

I SEE

GIVE ME LIKE A HALF HOUR TO GET READY ILL STILL BE POSTING SO ILL TELL YOU WHEN IM WALKING THERE

>>72970899
Don't dress like some hood nigger, I don't want my doorman to see me talking to a loser or he'll gossip about it.

>>72970845
>>72970766
this girls has been hajj 3 times though and she likes going saudi (shes from pakistan) and dresses in full veil and abaya when shes there (she doesnt wear any stuff here except when she goes weddings)

i know im trying to be a sad excuse for a muslim just so i can marry her but it makes me feel bad

>>72970983

OK

ILL WEAR SOMETHING NICE BUT CASUAL

I HAVE A SALAFI/HAREDI LOOKING BEARD IT'S HOW YOULL RECOGNIZE ME

>>72970899
im just fantastic. glad to see you're doing well genrich, catfish-then-assraped and all. i really miss you, especially late at night ;D

>>72971010
are you the one trying to pull out the wahhabi chick from some previous thread?
It wont work well, forget her.

>>72971010
No you won't be able to marry her. Even if you converted you sound like some NEET loser, and her parents would demand you get a $100,000+ salary job. Lower your standards and marry some normie Muslim girl.

Also post pics, I am an expert in women

>>72970654
>>72970845
Technically, what you need to do is proclaim your faith (Shahada) by testifying there's no god but God and Mohammad is his messenger. If you don't believe it it's not valid though, because every action depends on the intention; so if your only intention is to be acknowledge as muslim by people to marry a girl, this counts as hypocrisy (Nifaaq), one of the worsts sins in Islam. Some consider that it's ok to kill Munafiqs on sight, so be careful with that.

>>72971077

I MISS YOUR MOTHER AT THE SAME TIME OF NIGHT

JUST DISCOVERED BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD THERES A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH AND IDENTIFY WITH

>>72971042
Are you Muslim?

>>72971090
no im not

>>72971099
shes actually about 15 years older than me and her dad is dead so theres that

>>72971131
ive been baptised as an orthodox christian, is this a problem? also she already knows ill convert just to marry her

>>72971191
>15 years older than me
Nigga how old are you? Girls in general don't marry guys that young.

>>72971257
23

>>72971191
What will your parents think of that?

>>72971010
at least she'll appreciate you trying.
watch monty python's life of brian with her. look on the bright side of life.

>>72971300
my dad is dead and my mum lives abroad and i dont care for her opinion, my grandparents are on their last few years and have alzeihmers

no other relatives

>>72971279
Is she divorced or something? She's already past having kids age. Most Muslim women get married at 30-35. Plus if she's that old she'll be a lot wiser and will see you as a thirty beta orbiter

>>72971151

JEW

BUT THE BEARD FOR FASHION REASONS RATHER THAN RELIGIOUS OBSERVANCE

I LOOK LIKE A NORMAL WHITE GUY

>>72971397
shes never been married and doesnt have kids, shes been in relationships but she hates it because muslim men only want to sleep with her because she has a nice body

>>72971131
>>72971191
this is all bullshit, ignore it. islam is a fuckery.

>>72971439
post pics, or if u don't have any women that look like her, the post pics of yourself

>>72971529
you know what huma abedin looks like?

looks very similar to her

>>72971135
cool i'll watch thanks genrich.
i had a dream i went camping with you. we had brokeback mountain homosex.
it was average.

>>72971526
this is a cuck

>>72971567
how tall is she vs your height
also how many shekels do you earn annually?

>>72971701
shes actually very tall for a woman, probably almost 6 ft and im 6'5 by comparison

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>>72970106
I can't speak for other countries, but the country where I'm from (Poland) has always been good to the Jews. They gave them asylum when other European persecuted them.

Except Hitler killed all of them REEEEE

>colonization
There was some fucking up (e.g. Belgian Congo) but must countries benefited from it.

You're definitely in the minority of Muslims that doesn't hate Jews, though.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

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>>72970106
adolf give us back the merchants

>>72971742
ur yearly shekels tho

>>72971814
more than her, but i also own several properties and i dont have a mortgage

>>72971608

I HOPE I WAS THE TOP UQUQ

>>72971835
I conclude that if you were a religious Muslim she would marry you. You wouldn't have to pray 5 times a day, it be more like 1 time a day, that's what most Muslims do anyways, but you'd still have to follow all the laws and stuff regarding behavior, diet, health etc....

Also what's your race, if you were ethnic english you'd have a better chance since half Paki-British kids look like Zayn

>>72971701

OK IM DRESSED GONNA CHARGE MY PHONE A BIT THEN SET OFF. ITS LIKE THIRTY BLOCKS SO I MIGHT GET THERE AROUND 5. ILL STILL BE POSTING CAUSE I HAVE MOBILE INTERNET. DRESS IS KHAKIS COLLAR SHIRT AND BOAT SHOES. VERY TALL AND RATHER BUT NOT ABSURDLY BEARDED.

IF YOU ACTUALLY SHOW UP ILL BE VERY IMPRESSED.

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103 hours until my life is officially over

>>72971191
your situation is even worse, just stop.
It wont work, i am telling you.

>>72971900

DUBZ

>>72972042
is that a video game of some sort?

>>72972029
K I'm about to come home, if I see you, I'll say Oy vey! and after that you repeat "Anudda shoah" and that'll confirm our identities. I'm dressed in a brooks brothers suit

>>72972126
It's not just A game it's THE game

>>72971986
im white but yeah i know if i was a muslim she would

>>72972145

OK

finkom a wlad l97ab

>>72972192
even if it did work out since, you're literally almost half her age, she's be the man of the house and you would always have to do what she says. But because of the age difference it never really happen.

How pathetic are your politicians when it comes to keeping their asses in the government? Our prime minister just sprung into action when "all of a sudden" someone in the audience started fainting during a show where he brought his parents, as if that wasn't a pathetic move on it's own.

>>72971900
of course not. that would be a gay dream.
>>72972170
art looks pretty cool

>>72972425

THATS WHY IT WAS A DREAM CAUSE IF I WERE GAY NOHOMO ID BE A TOP

>>72972349
maybe thats what i want? i dont want a spineless doormat woman, if i wanted that id go buy a fucking thai bride or something

>>72972367
our politicians are literally lifers.

>>72972581

QUQ

>>72972571
it'd still been average.

>>72972669

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PAINFUL FOR YOU

>>72972716
FOURYOU
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Y
O
U

>>72972735

AFTER ALL I AM A BIG GUY

>>72971191
>ive been baptised as an orthodox christian, is this a problem?
For whom ? If she takes her religion seriously then yes, it will be a problem for her. If she doesn't care then no.
Also God won't like that much, unless you end up seeing the light and understanding that Islam's true value.

>>72971526
Thanks for sharing your opinion with us, habibi

>>72972349

ON MY WAY

EVEN IF IM BEING FISHED I COULD USE A GOOD WALK ANYWAY

>>72972903
anytime

>>72972927
K, I'm in the general area, I look like a wall st guy and am holding an iPad

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>>72972581
Why not just find a younger girl and avoid all of this trouble?

>>72973038

10 BLOCKS AWAY

>>72973378
but wouldnt a younger girl be more trouble? she would want kids (i dont really want kids), id have to jump over hurdles with her parents as well

>>72973461
All Muslim women want children, at least 2-3

>>72973554
we literally adressed the fact that shes in her late 30s and has never been married nor has kids

but im probably gonna ask her anywa

>>72973554

IM HERE

>>72973691
LEANING AGAINST THE PARK WALL

>>72973726

CORNER OF 64TH N 5TH

>>72973726
k looking for you, act like a total autist so i can i find you easier, if you see a guy in a suit laughing then that's me

>>72973860

I HAVE A BEARD AND AM SITTING ON THE PARK WALL WITH MY FEET ON THE BENCH

>>72973929

HOLDING A PHONE

>>72973967

NO SIGN OF SYRIAN LOOKING GUYS IN SUITS

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;3

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>>72974070
>two mena posters about to meet irl
KEEP US UPDATED NIGGAS

>>72974273

WELL SO FAR ITS JUST ME HERE

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>>72974300
go to a vantage point and wave your hands like an eagle taking off

>>72974384
IM IN A VERY OBVIOUS PLACE AND MY APPEARANCE IS PRETTY DISTINCT

THE QUESTION IS IF HE REALLY LIVES HERE WHICH HAPPENS TO BE THE RICHEST PART OF NYC

>>72974442

ILL WAIT ANOTHER 10 MINS THEN ASSUME I GOT FISHED AND GO HOME

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>two mena posters are about to have homosexual intercourses

>>72974517
No worries, plenty of tall buildings to throw them off my friendly leaf.

>>72974517

DONT GET TOO EXCITED HE HASNT SHOWN UP YET

>>72974545

HEY YOU 64TH AND FIFTH PARK SIDE BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

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>>72974545
>killing gays
/Mena/ is a progressive general

>>72974516
I see you, I'm with someone and in the park.I just wanted to see if you'd really come.

>>72974615

SO WHERE SHOULD I MEET YOU?

>>72974648
Don't look for me desu, I'm with a girl, you might scare her away. btw we're talking about you

>>72974648

ALSO FOR THE RECORD THERES LIKE NO ONE IN THE PARK BEHIND ME

>>72974695

SO ARE WE GONNA MEET OR WHAT?

>>72974705
>tfw I'm watching you look for me
Kek this has been a fun day

>>72974758

DAMMIT DAYAN SHOW YOURSELF

>>72974753
Do a jumpingjack right now then spin around in a circle and touch your feet

>>72974797
i see you

>>72974811

DID A JUMPING JACK NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM IF YOURE FOR REAL COME TO ME IM NOT DOING ANY MORE DUMB SHIT

>>72974864
w8 1 more time i want a video

>>72974839

HEH IM SO FISHED ASSAD MUST GO

>>72963620
>Random unknown news site says it so it must be true.
Also
>after they try shit with israel
They won't because after what Aoun said Israel will bomb everything, it won't be just Hezbollah that is destroyed.

>>72974887

FUCK YOU IM OUTTA HERE

>>72974948
Aoun will probably die of old age before your fantasy comes true.
Also
>when Achmed reveals his true colors of wanting to see a glorious christian country get bombed
Scumfuck.

>>72975658
>wanting to see a glorious christian country get bombed

I didn't say that idiot.

http://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/1.776419

>Naftali Bennett and Lebanese president agree: There's no line between Hezbollah and Lebanese state. Lebanese must realize another war with Israel means Lebanon will be sent back to Middle Ages, Bennett tells Haaretz.

They bombed your shit regardless of religion back in 2006 when your people showed more resistance to Hezbollah than they do now.

>>72975658
Are you the Menachan mod?

>>72974955
Fuck whoever fished/tricked Genrich.
Fuck you Syrian rich boy you scum fuck. Making him wait like that in a park for nothing.
Go fuck yourself rich boy.

>>72980686

THIS

AND I BET HE DOESNT EVEN LIVE THERE AND WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE A RICH NEW YORKER

>>72981309
HAHA QUQ

i have been studying arabic for like 4 years and still suck at it

is there like a good kids' book to read to help me keep in shape? anyone know what they usually read?

>>72981393

URTHAQQUQ UQUQ

AT LEAST IM WHITE NOT A LITERAL OBAMAFRICAN

>>72982421

TRY THE QURAN

>>72982957
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kloran

>>72982937
>J*w
>wh*te
Lol..

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>>72951460
Stop shilling for Israel

>>72983606
IsraHELL
هيهيهيهي

>>72983770
IsraLEL
xD

>>72983891

LITERALLY THE ONLY REAL COUNTRY IN MENA

>>72983537

I LOOK THE PART AT LEAST

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>>72985123
>REAL COUNTRY
>Israel
More like Isn't Real

have someone lived long enough with arabs that you're like "well wow they fucking suck"

>>72982957
literally even more retarded version of Arabic where you have to damn decode it just for lulz

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>>72985217
It's Classical Arabic fucking kuffar

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>>72985253
classical Arabic is pretty much as much spoken as latin

Hello

>>72985151

>EAST PAKISTAN
>PAKISTAN'S PAKISTAN
>OPINION

>>72985387

MOŃA POST ŃUDEZ

>>72985290

SALVE ACHMEDUS

>>72985505
What

>>72985576

MONA THE EDGYPTIAN A10SHIN SLUT

>>72985645
Hmm, Are you having a stroke mate?

>>72985663

NAH QUQ ITS PLAIN ENGLISH NOT MY FAULT YOU ONLY SPEAK FRANCO-ARAPIST

>>72985747
no, YOU don't speak English properly.

>>72985870

NOU ABDELMAFTOUH AL QUQBUQIT

QUQUQUQUQUQUQUQUQ

>>72985938

URTHAQQUQ-UQUQ

>>72985492
>Occupied Palestine
>Opinion

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>>72952317
Sydney my man. was horribly sick today cause of the shit weather.
>>72953307
Believing in palestine in the year 2017 of our lord. I bet you believe in Santa Claus and dragons too.

SISI
I
S
I

>>72986991
>Being a Christian Zionist
very good goy

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>>72987915
>Having a black and white worldview
pic related. It's you.

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>>72988035
>implying I said anything about a black and white worldview

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Is the Arabic language universal?

Can say a Moroccan man understand what a Syrian woman is saying?

>>72989056
There's a thing called Standard Arabic for a reason

>>72985528
*Achmede
Vocative, not nominative you shit

People need to stop talking to me in French. Soon I'm going to smack someone and Im a whiteskin Arab so I'll get away with it.

>>72989056
Moroccans* can understand them, they can understand us.

* Moroccans means literate and educated moroccans - a lot cant read or speak Moroccan Arabic.

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Egyptian faggots, get in here.

>>72991332
>>72989102
Would you consider it a more difficult language to be fluent in than English?

>>72991691
horrible board

>>72991691
>implying gypsies can be kept in one place

>>72991691
Considering picking up the wakaba script and using it to reveal the bowels of our decadent society

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>Lebanese music
>esm3ouni
>eehhhehhehhhhhhhh
>olu ehhhhh
>eeyeyeyyeyyyeyyyyeyeye
>esm3ouni
>ya leeeh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyYVYypC-ik

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>>72952238
This whore needs to be punished for disgracing her people

Have you seen it?
http://www.alarabiya.net/ar/mob/social-media/2017/03/30/شاهد-سيدة-ترفض-مساعدة-خادمتها-وتصور-سقوطها-من-الطابق7.html
Khaleejis are scum..

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>>72993349

>>72993349
Fucking araps

>>72993349
Christ, did she live (not sure of google translate's abilities, which state "falling to the ground and miraculously saved, despite her sponsor's refusal to save her.")

>>72995422
Yes

>>72950509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTdkh1Pbd_o
>tfw no qt koweity gf
why even live

>>72995422
she broke some bones, nothing fatal .

TAKE YOUR SHITSKINS BACK FROM OUR CONTINENT!

>>72996653
This

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>>72993349
and they blame bashar for barrel bombing sunnis

>>72991737
Absolutely, especially in regards to writing. But I was exposed to English at an early age so learning it was easier for me than others

>>72996653
dude your flag's colors are similar to nigger cunt flags, i needed to hover over it to tell it's from lithuania

>>72996653
shut up zambia

>>72996990
Dibs says you live in Sadr city.

>>72997125
>>72997159
Fuck off sandniggers

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>Tfw no kill all gaza children guy

What is his end game?

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>>72974609
sure it is

https://youtu.be/UjTiNF9Z9lc

WE

>>72985201
Other Arabs ? there are plenty of Algerians in Canada who don't want to hear about back home anymore

>>72989056
no they can't. Moroccans can't even understand Egyptians or Tunisians and vice versa. Dialects are pretty different

>>72991289
accept it white boi

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>>72993349
wow

WOW

>>72997182
fuck no
i actually live in a very high class neighborhood
>>72997253
i'm a river nigger sir

>>72997996
>very high class neighborhood
Dawa fag detected

How does it feel knowing your family are responsible directly for the failures of post-2003 Iraq?

>>72952238
Whats her name?

>>72993263
>>72993460
Lmao

>>72998165
no
like i said before neither me nor my family are party affiliated
nor ever were
my only party experience is going to communist party events for pussy, converting idiots to capitalists, till finally they said i'm not welcome
we're like weed
mildly successful in all environments