suburbs edition
>>72950096
Jew me
Sue me
*goes for a bike ride*
>>72950096
>share personal stories
> no comments
>make a ridiculously obvious troll meme comment
>people actually believe it
>go along with it, spice it up even more
>they still havent figured it out yet
I can't believe people on here don't see the obvious
page 6?!
>Americans will defend this
bacon cheeseburger with an egg for breakfast
>>72951199
*defends it*
heh, did that go as you planned, I hope it did
>tfw you realize the USA is literally a contemporary carbon copy of the Roman Republic only with far more people, economic activities, and sports.
>>72951199
The Mexican still owes another 4 dollars.
you know when someones name's jeff but its spelled geoff
like get the fuck out of here with that shit, youre not jeff youre gee off
>>72950096
It looks good old suburban residence of North America.
good morning /cum/
>>72950096
Shitty thread
Mornin' cumbums
>>72953316
ohayo gozaimasu!~ ^3^
>>72953316
Hey bud
Don't think I'm going to class today
To any Canadians here, what is the general opinion on your Prime Minister?
Just placed an order for 5 pairs of these in size L.
>>72954425
Are you going to post pics of you wearing them when they arrive?
>>72954425
Where did you get this pic of me
*throws you to the ground and stomps you*
FUCK YOU BITCH
*gets an erection*
*blushes*
I love when you're rough with me denmark
>>72954467
I wouldn't like to send that content slithering out over the ether. Those pics will be private.
>>72954524
You're a bodysuit model?
*dabs on em*
>>72954335
gud boy
got the day off
ill pass my time with dorf fort and marijuana
>weed
>>72954791\
>weed
>weiners
pick one to go in ur mouth
>>72954866
Fair enough. What are you off work for?
>>72954896
its my day off
and tomo
got a few chores to do around the place but mostly chilling
>>72954985
That's good. I have to go to the doctor at 1 or so
>>72954063
Konichiwa =^_________^=
Doki totoro kokoro kawaii gohan
>>72954636
Autism. But saved because I love sailor moon.
Haven't been up this early since months
>can barely open my jaw
>>72955849
morning is the only peaceful time in /cum/
pls RNH
>>72955986
>morning is the only peaceful time in /cum/
This is NOT my fault ok
I've never actually seen a transgender person in real life
>>72956013
it may be a little bit
kek
>>72956029
lucky
>>72956029
i've only met male ones online. they always ended up being pedophiles.
the one i met in real life was a girl that got molested by a relative as a child, became gay out of dislike for men, wasn't comfortable being gay or being precised as a weak girl (she ended up working around foreigners who hated women) so decided she was a boy after a suicidal phase.
>>72956029
Good
>>72955986
This, /cum/ in morning times best times. Fuck real nigga hours.
t. Non-/cum/ fag
>>72951199
why are anti-wall cucks so dumb?
>>72956119
>i've only met male ones online. they always ended up being pedophiles.
FtM or MtF?
>>72956029
I had a mental breakdown so I decided to take a trip to the psychologist and they were MtF
>>72956173
Because the left just ain't right
>>72956148
are you the dutch guy that tricked autismo "oh lawd a dutch mammary i must start a family" brown?
>>72956216
Not a guy and no
>autismo "a dutch nipple makes my dick triple" Brown
I wonder what he's doing
>>72956216
Also they turned out to be both males, he was tricked all along. Poor guy.
In 10 minutes I shall have been awake for 32 hours
Really REALLY curious to keep going tonight and see what happens
I'll go back to kroger and stock up on nos, got a LOT of shit to do still, might not be able to sleep even if I wanted to.
It bugs me how small of a percentage the transgender population is but how big of a noise they make politically
>>72956261
The dude's laughing his ass probably
>>72956197
guys pretending to be girls going after both young girls and boys.
>>72950096
Where's this? Ottawa?
>>72956331
>remove the penalty for immoral behaviors
>those people start bitching and gain political power
>everything goes to shit
Maybe Iran is right
>>72956258
>>72956287
>they were both males
fucking 4chan
i love this place
feels good to be a suburban shart buds
>>72956416
on the other hand
>leftists constantly spout their society ruining agenda they accept as dogma
>as a result they always follow their own rules
>feminist/sjw shit always triumphs in those circles
>they wind up self sabotaging their goals with their own cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY9HwpzgndI
im still not sure if this ones a troll
>>72956524
>be antifa
>go and disrupt the rallies of your political opponents
>threaten harm to businesses that oppose your political objectives
>beat political opponents who dare to show their support for their party
Literally the SA at this point
One of the shittiest threads in a while
>>72956456
>have to drive miles to get to anything
absolute kek. the outer neighborhood of a big city is the best.
>>72956524
>thumbnail is man in drag
uhh
>>72956680
>man
That's a woman you bigot
>>72956605
>be USSR
>spend billions of rubles on cultural subversion of US
>finally lose to US on economic terms and convert to capitalism
>decades later
>the subversion kicks
>american academics is infiltrated by communists from the frankfurt school lead by feminazis and trannies
who'd have seen that shit coming, srsly tho
Listening to a girl talk about how slavery altered niggers' DNA and that is the source of their problems today
>>72956822
Are you trying to out yourself as a redditor?
>>72956680
>current year
>being this transphobic
i've sent an email to Trudeau Acceptance Reintigration Department he'll contact you to send you to mandatory tolerance therapy soon
>>72956829
>feds forces tariffs on auto imports that the auto industry didn't want in the first place
>US auto sector gets used to the tariffs, to the point that they start to stagnate
>tariffs are removed as part of our policy of bribing allies with access to our market
>auto industry collapses, and with it the inner cities and any hope that the developing black working class could improve itself
Good luck getting them to admit that their policies are fucked though
>>72956877
>not being a redditor
Fag
Hey just checking in
Am I allowed to die yet?
Do you burn a lot of calories by fapping?
>>72957210
Almost none
I wonder if I can survive exclusively on cum
>>72957265
No
You'd very quickly become iron deficient
Then vitamin deficient
Also you'd have to drink gallons of the stuff just to get your daily caloric intake
>>72957391
>Also you'd have to drink gallons of the stuff just to get your daily caloric intake
fucking gross kek
>>72957391
I can take iron and vitamin supplements
>Also you'd have to drink gallons of the stuff just to get your daily caloric intake
So you're telling me it's possible
>>72957470
supplements are a meme
>>72957470
Just use it as a lotion anon
>>72957514
I'll eat a fucking I-beam then
For americans only, is shopping/buying groceries where you are expensive? I heard it used to be cheap but its now recently really expensive. Is this true?
>>72957566
depends on what you buy
but usually cheap
>>72957428
>tfw you will never write rude letters to Turkish sultans
>tfw you will never hunt Tatars for sport
>tfw you will never rebel against the Poles because a noble tried stealing your leader's estate
>>72957614
Ok how much does 2 lb chicken breast cost where you are? This guy I'm talking to said that everything's so expensive that he can only eat fastfood (he isnt fat just a poorfag)
>>72957566
Cheaper than in Europe
>>72957699
>This guy I'm talking to said that everything's so expensive that he can only eat fastfood
That guy's stupid lol
>>72957682
>tfw you will never write rude letters to Turkish sultans
seriously like the most based thing to ever happen on the eurasian continent
>Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
>O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shallt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.
>Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!
>So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
o lawdie
>>72956822
>finally lose to US on economic terms
We've lost not only economically, but also culturally. Moreover, in fact the USSR has started losing the cultural battle to the US in the late 1960s, that just wasn't so noticeable before perestroika.
>You should get Redditflags
>>72957780
we had a good 50 year game of RISK tho
>tfw sexbots are mass produced
>tfw women riot in the streets because they lose all their privilege
The liberation of men will lead to the greatest era of human history.
>>72957838
>doesn't like flags
>namefags instead
>>72957860
gonna be a wild ride to extinction senpai
>>72957718
If you buy Øلالا you can find it for 10 euros a 4 kg/9 lbs. Regular supermarkets sell it for 4-5 euros a kg.
Still expensive?
>>72957747
I think so, maybe also using it as an excuse to not eat healthy
>>72957780
>Moreover, in fact the USSR has started losing the cultural battle to the US in the late 1960s
1940's lmao, there was a Soviet general who wrote to Coca Cola asking them to bottle coke so that it would look like vodka because he couldn't give it up after the war. It was one of the few imports that was basically just waved through the border into Soviet occupied territory
>>72957883
If humanity is going to go extinct, I legitimately can't think of a better way than with sexbots
>>72957860
>tfw it will be even harder to find a bf in the future
>>72957967
gay men have always been promiscuous
you'll be fine
>>72957989
Don't want the AIDS tbqh
>>72958003
ur gay so too bad
business idea: convince a lot of men to become pathetic mgtow betas or fags so there are more women available
>>72958047
I. Didn't. Fucking. Ask. You. Sweetie. :)
>>72958003
nothing to help with that bud, just don't fuck hyperslutty gays i guess
>>72958057
I don't think you understand the problem. There are already tons of men like that and more women on the planet than men.
The thing is many women will all have sex with .5% of men, they work differently then men they have no problem all going after the same few men.
>>72958100
Back 2 leddit with this retarded shit, no one asked
>>72958170
write about it on your tumblr
gonna buy a house boyos
>>72958057
business idea
herd the 25% of american women who are obese into computer programming and shut them away, then leave the fit ones out in the real world
then we can pretend hambeasts don't exist for a while
>>72958100
>muh smv
>muh plates
>>72958191
t. 9gag
>>72957883
I'm not the kind of wannabe celebrity that namefags everywhere, I only do it in /cum/ or if I am to tell /brit/ to fuck off. I enjoy my anonymity, and flagging ruins that. Might as well use reddit if you want usernames.
>White "people"
>>72958221
>a sudden explosion of Zoe Quinn tier games floods the market and Steam dies
No thanks
>>72958250
>Might as well use reddit if you want usernames.
We don't though, that's why we use reddit flags
>>72958250
>implying i dont turn the flag off to shitpost pretending to be everything from a SJW to a stormfag
my flag is also just for /cum/
>>72958100
> They have no problems going after the same men
It's weird though because they still take turns. I don't understand why more women aren't into cuckquean/harems. It seems natural, but I always see tons of roasties on /adv/ and /r9k/ whining about Chad fucking their best friends like it was unexpected for them.
>>72957923
Wew, I didn't know about that. Officially we didn't have Pepsi until 1971 and Coca Cola until 1980, if my memory doesn't fail me.
>>72958287
>zoe quinn
lol
havent heard that name in a while
>>72958358
>Officially we didn't have Pepsi until 1971 and Coca Cola until 1980
Did you have any domestic soft drinks?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Coke
Your thoughts on this statement /cum/?
>>72958221
>herd the 25% of american women who are obese
More than 25% of American women are obese. More women are obese than men.
>>72958544
sounds aboot right
>>72958561
you're right
its approaching a fucking third i think
>>72958354
>I amghoing to go into my settings to change my flag post by post
No thanks
>>72958336
>I don't want usernames, but I want to have the closest thing possible, maybe even have it display my city
No thanks.
>>72958792
>complaining about pseudo-tripfaggotry in threads designed to contain such filth
No thanks
>>72958792
not that hard
About to get lectured about fake news
>>72958891
kek
share the cringiest details
You should've listen
https://www.4chan.org/flash?file=complaining.swf&title=Complaining
>>72958483
>Did you have any domestic soft drinks?
Yes, we still do - kvass, a dozen sorts of lemonade, flavored sodas and some unique drinks like Kolokolchik (tastes somewhat like Sprite), Sayany (like a cream-soda, but a bit sweeter), and Baikal (the best one, really god-tier drink, I can't describe the taste, as far as I know there's nothing similar to it).
do you ever feel paranoid that restaurant staff aren't giving you their attention because you don't tip enough?
Suburbs in Canada are more dangerous than downtown. There are lots of gangs in suburbs because of the high immigrant population living in them.
>Warner Bros threatening to do a live action version of Akira
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEE
>>72959098
You don't tip till after. I tip 15%. I've heard that it's "low" but I don't care. I'm poorer than they are. Why should I give them more money?
>>72959022
best US soft drink is sarsaparilla
its like root beer but less sweet
GIVE ME A CANADIAN (or american) GF PLEASE
>>72959294
>I've heard that it's "low"
That's the standard amount
found out that black guy that wanted to sublease my apartment was evicted from his last one and was in the process of "trying to get his life back together".
Should i just not respond to his craiglist email or tell him that he is 3rd in line and hope he doesn't contact me again?
>>72959470
the latter, obviously
>>72959022
>Baikal is a Russian non-alcoholic drink of dark-brown colour. The drink basis is water, the composition also includes extracts of natural medicinal herbs, sugar, citric acid, carbon dioxide.
Sounds interesting
>>72959521
>working a minimum wage job in your twenties
>>72959521
Is this what the basic bitches read about on buzzfeed these days
>>72959521
why did it switch back to grandpa text color at the end?
>>72959521
Holy mother of run-ons
Never joining a student group again
Thought it would look nice on my resume, but it's not woth the trouble
>>72961241
What do they do in those
>>72961241
which group
>>72959521
Is it bad that I agree with most of the things the halfbreed said?
>>72961506
yes
buds i have a pound of ground beef what should i do with it
current option is hamburger helper but i just did that so
morning buds
>>72961574
Just make hamburgers
>>72961553
I-I just can't help being a socialist sorry anon.
>>72956393
If its the Annex in Toronto its right by downtown, looks like it too but could be wrong.
>>72961633
know that all socialists are lazy pieces of cancer unwilling to improve themselves
it's not to late to become fascist my man
>>72961619
good answer burger-kun
>>72954402
Trudeau isn't as bad as 4chan makes him out to be, but he isn't as great as his supporters think either. He's just the next in a long line of mediocre Canadian prime ministers. He wont be very consequential one way or another. 4chan likes to hate him because he panders to the far left, but as far as I can tell he doesn't really have any solid policies or principles, he just says what he thinks will keep him in power, which makes him a typical (capital-L) Liberal. He wont ruin the country, but there wont be any improvements either.
>>72950286
>wow what a beautiful place i wonder where this is
>quebec
every fucking time boys
>>72961274
>>72961460
The details dont really matter
It's just that no one does their jobs and the leadership is about as incompetent as you'd expect
One leader was supposed to hand off materials to me at 8am and I worked til 4am, so I just poweres through til then and he didnt show up at 8. I've texted him twice and he never showed up and he still hasnt got back to me hours later. Running on zero sleep for no reason now
I also just get everything dumped on me which isn't great
>>72961696
:( when I was a NEET I was a fascist and even a racist. When I studied and worked I became a socialist and less of a racist.
>>72950286
>>>/nederdraad/
>>72961506
Explain
Ah, sarry mauyt didn't see ya thair
>>72961831
What should I explain? I agreed with the purple paragraph only of course.
Fahkin cunt, thairs nothin owpen. Once ya lost a dauy ya lost dauy thairs nothin you can do
so burger-kuns, when i make the burgers, is adding an egg good enough to ensure they don't crumble apart if you even look at them?
would like avoid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WhZvyrSeNA
cant tell if I have a ringing in my ears or not
DUDE FUCK WEED, I'M SO UNIQUE LMAO
>>72962047
Make them right and they won't fall apart lmao
I only skipped through the video, but you're supposed to roll the meat in a bal, then you flatten it, and then you smoothen the edges. Then you flip them when blood comes out the top or something (I just wing that part and hope I kill any potential bacteria).
She looks like she just slapped some meat on the pan. McDonalds also doesn't even make big macs either way because the patties are premade and precooked
>seller didnt provide tracking
its 2017, why is this still allowed
is it normal for cum to give you a belly ache?
>>72962047
>an egg to a burger
Fuck you on about senpai
>>72962706
i don't know i know some recipes say to mix in a raw egg with the raw hamburger but i figured i would ask the burger masters here
>>72963064
SHALL NOT
The only thing worse than communism is globalism.
>>72963180
ayyyyy
>>72963035
That's retarded. Just pack it in well and be careful when you initially flip it. Egg with beef is only okay when you're making meatloaf or meatballs
>>72963035
yes, mixing raw egg is fine, personally, i like to just add a fried egg on top of de cooked börgör
>>72962500
>our current year argument
Have you learned nothing?
>>72963295
STOP RIGHT THERE BUDDY
>>72963333
>>72963329
i too was skeptical but i have tried it and it was very much decent
>>72963333
Id give her my kosher meat
pretty hungry guys
sure could devour something right about now...
>>72950200
Good ol' Michael Jackson
i found myself craving ramen of all things today
>>72963064
>>72963333
Really hate Jews.
how many burgers do you burger-kuns think i can make out of a pound of ground beef? regular sized ones pls
>>72963681
maybe 3 or 4, I dunno
>>72956393
>>72950096
i recognize this as toronto just from the thumbnail lol.
there's no other places with that housing style imo
Are beards popular among normies?
Will chicks dig me if I grow a beard and groom it?
Will I finally become a normie?
People keep telling me that my beards looks like it could grow into a well formed beard but I always shave it...
WAT DO
>>72963681
depends how lean the meat is bucko
>>72963681
Four to six, depending on how thick you want them.
>>72963742
Try being yourself for once.
That involves thinking for yourself and making your own decisions kiddo.
>>72963703
>>72963744
>>72963783
thanks lads
>>72950096
Suburbs? That looks more like midtown.
>>72963333
Why are leftists so obsessed with labels? Is it a lack of content of actual character?
...
>>72962047
Make the patties then put them in the freezer for 10 minutes
>>72963836
its pretty much interweaved into downtown/midtown
the bay and gable style is so common in toronto its hard to tell streets apart imo. but its pretty cool and gives the city a nice victorian vibe.
>>72963784
I already tried that and it didn't work out...
>>72963899
Neither of the first two were slave states dependent on sugar production
>>72964009
the last one isn't an island
just found out gay people eat poo poo
eewwwwwwww
>>72964066
Every landmass is an island
>Every landmass is an island
>>72964105
the country of haiti is not an island
it has a land border
>>72963921
>freezer
>>72964105
wrong
>>72964159
...with another island
Who here likes hockey?
>Steam is now unironically selling anime seasons
what the fuck
>>72964066
>west coast is shit
>east coast is alright
where have i seen this before?
But i have a friend who's grandparents live in the Dominican republic. They has a large house with a pool and her maids have their own maids
>>72964266
old news grandpa
Hello /cum/, what is your favorite Batman character? For me, it's the joker. Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>72964284
hmm, maybe hispanola is like the us, both have shitty west coasts, hmm
>>72964188
What the fuck would you know
>>72964317
nightwing
If your ancestors haven't been on this continent since at least the 1600s you need to go back where you came from.
democrats are the REAL racists!!!
>>72964317
HARDAC
>>72964317
It's a tie between too many characters
>>72964383
what an island is
>>72964459
Apparently not dumbo
>>72964418
My ancestors have been here 8000 years. You go home, white man.
>>72964500
>native north americans weren't white despite living around the same latitude as many european countries
this is disinfo.
Dick Grayson > Jason > Tim > Red Hood >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Damian
debate me
>>72964500
Native Americans got cucked so hard
rip niggas
>>72964552
Dick>Jason>Cary>Tim>Damian>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Steph
>>72964552
Damian <<<<<<<<<<<< Red Hood < Time < Jason < Dick Grayson
greetings amerifriends
im going on a roadtrip along the coast of USA next year, but ive started to think
would biking through california be feasible? are the roads there shit or would it be no problem?
>>72964477
>dumbo
not so fast brainlet
>>72964568
Nah, its alright. We cool, britbro.
>>72964664
a mexican will probably jump you and steal your bike
I don't watch capeshit
>>72964664
you can, but I wouldnt. The bike lanes are SUPER small along highway 1, and there's a lot of steep hills to climb along the roads. Better to drive it
>>72964664
on a bicycle?
you realize it's like 40+ degrees there in summer right?
also north america is fucking massive, you'd be bicycling hundreds of kilometers, and no the roads in north america over all are not bicycle friendly
>>72964666
>tfw have to live around blacks and Scots-Irish
Life is hell
>>72964711
>implying even 2 of those robins actually showed up in the movies
Just took a nice long walk buds
>>72964755
I don;t know what that means becaise i dont watch capeshit
>>72964791
it means those robins arent in the movies
>>72964791
>why yes, I am on the low end of the spectrum
>>72964664
You can but get ready to be called an asshole and get dirty looks from most drivers.
Post your favourite linkin park song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBRJK8cwP74
i fukcing love water vros
>>72964664
>>72964721
>north america
he was talking about tiny america not BIG Canada
>>72964903
I fucking hate cyclists so much
People ride their bikes on the sidewalks here
>playing MLB the show 17
>listening to asmr
>watching cute girls
>drinking orange juice
>on my day off
is there anything more comfy?
>>72964719
>The bike lanes are SUPER small along highway 1
your highway has a bike lane?
>>72965061
most of highway 1 isn't a real highway but a long road that goes along the coast
>>72964719
thanks lad, thats what i was afraid of
what if you bike through the middle of cali though and avoid most highways? something like this (although less linear)
>>72964721
california isnt that massive, san diego to san frans is like 1000 km
More like Connect a cuck
>playing MLB the show 17
>listening to asmr
>watching cute girls
>drinking orange juice
>on my day off
>is there anything more comfy?
>>72964971
playing ETS2 with a light rain/snow outside, a snug blanket wrapped around you, milk or hot coacoa, and light jazz from pandora in the background
>>72965061
its not a highway in the way you think it is
>>72965146
>live in praries
>just want to move to comfy city/town
what are some comfy cities/towns in america/canada?
>Are Kansas
>>72965136
>riding through rural california
>>72965136
let me tell you something you NEED to remember
you absolutely do NOT want to ride along Interstate 5, let alone through central california. There's nothing there but empty desert, its like 110 degrees in summer, there's one location where its a solid acre of cow shit, and its the most uninteresting place in the entire state.
>>72965200
DELET
>>72964903
Kek I've done this before, for up to 30 minutes maybe. It was on a day trip from Calgary to Canmore (~100km). Thankfully most of the road had bike lanes.
>>72965235
>Central Cali
>rural
>>72965136
Are you going to be on a bicycle or a motorbike?
>>72965199
Canmore, Kelowna, and Victoria are three of the coziest places in Canada.
>tfw you will never live in pioneer times and traverse the wilderness trapping furs n shiet
>>72965305
poverty cali then
Oregon>California
>>72965363
>tfw the Hudson's Bay Company is now just a failing Nordstrom
>>72965320
canmore looks nice, thanks bud
>>72965399
>oregon > Cai
lol, no
>>72965167
looks comfy but i would be terrify of those turns
>>72965136
go to google maps and see how you like the roads. I have never seen a bicycler outside of the city. Someone not paying attention will probably run you over while they 70 to your 10 mph
>>72965311
bicycle
>>72965256
cheers m8
im early in my planning, im just trying to get a rough overview of what i actually wanna do in america
i really wanna explore alot of california, and i feel like it would be a cooler experience on bike
it seems like california got some of the most amazing nature but also some of the absolute worst MENA tier nature
>>72965439
they're pretty sketchy sometimes. And this is coming form someone who practiced driving at age 16 on those turns
>>72965434
but it is
>>72965399
>oregon
i dont plan on visiting that flyover state
>>72965547
fly-over state
"States in the middle of the United States that generally aren't destinations for travelers or tourists and are generally flown over when traveling from coast to coast."
Swap state with area and you get Central California
>>72965404
HBC a shit
we /northwest/
>>72965546
>all of CA is a desert
VERY stupid limey poster
>>72965505
California has lots of great nature, you just need to avoid central california entirely, and everything east of Los Angeles/SD/Irvine. Definitely check out the coastlines and the big cities, but consider going inland a bit past sacramento. Theres forestry that eventually props up and its practicaly the midwest with comfy valleys and small towns
really wouldnt recommend going by bike though
>why yes, i live in calgary, aka arbys
>>72965636
>implying California isn't a cultural desert
>>72965717
t. jelly
>A fucking cowboy hat
>Arkansas
>R. Kansas
>Retarded Kansas
it takes 9 hours for a delivery to get to my house damn it
>>72965717
>America isn't a cultural desert
>a fucking BEAR
>a fucking union jack
>>72965858
dont you ever talk shit about our glorious golden bear again, you degenerate
>The California grizzly (Ursus arctos californicus) is an extinct subspecies of the grizzly
>>72965997
delet
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>72965997
please stop
Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton,
Old times there are not forgotten.
Look away, look away, look away Dixie Land!
In Dixie's Land, where I was born in,
early on one frosty mornin'.
Look away, look away, look away Dixie Land!
I wish I was in Dixie, Hooray! Hooray!
In Dixie's Land I'll take my stand,
to live and die in Dixie.
Away, away, away down south in Dixie!
Away, away, away down south in Dixie!
There's buckwheat cakes and Injun batter,
Makes you fat or a little fatter.
Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land
Then hoe it down and scratch your gravel,
To Dixie's Land I'm bound to travel.
Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land
I wish I was in Dixie, Hooray! Hooray!
In Dixie's Land I'll take my stand,
to live and die in Dixie.
Away, away, away down south in Dixie!
Away, away, away down south in Dixie!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>72965997
did not know that, lol. Perfect way to describe how california clings to the past
>>72965636
yeah i kinda wanna see yosemite etc so ill definitely go inwards further north
but thanks for the advice, ill think about it
biking is alot cheaper than renting a car as well
will cost like $6000-6500 for the car alone for the entire trip, and that is excluding gas money
scottish flag but like, it has a red cross overtop
thinkin of joining the coast guard
>>72966133
They have a 3 year waiting list or something crazy like that
before this thread hits the bump limit let me just say that asian girlfeet are divine
Oregon vs California blah blah blah
can we just admit that the south is a fucking dump?
>>72966114
you can take buses/ride shares for less than that, Im sure
>>72966157
damn. there goes my dreams.
>>72966059
ok
>>72966169
It's comfy here tho
going to visit japan soon
i know 0 japanese and don't plan on learning any
>>72966169
ya, but we can blame blacks for that problem.
>>72966205
>three year waiting list
how about you learn a trade while waiting
do something useful
become a WELDER
>>72966224
why would you need any as a tourist
>>72966266
it would be nice to know what shit is i suppose
>>72966169
>can we just admit that the south is a fucking dump?
no
>>72966210
>>72966339
alri jamal
>>72966308
then find a japanese girl to guide you
>>72963883
Yes