/brit/

everyone else in this thread is gay

*holds thread close to unwashed anus*
*sharts*

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IMG_1142 lad

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NEED a miss Iceland gf to be frank fellow internet users

Had an easy potential win in chess but I got cocky and lost

good posts ...NOT!!!

Was 100% losing my chess match earlier but then the dumb bogan I was playing against fucked it up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsT1g-d1rBQ

really nice drawing there

FUCK OFF

>>72947989
what if you got jumped by her and Jezza C in a shady back alley in north london? coz then you sort of have to or she'll do you while you conscientiously object

>>72947991
cant imagine an australian playing chess if im honest. Why bother when you could be out punishing tinnies and eating shrimps off the barbie?

I'M BURNINGGGG UP FOR YOU

>>72948040
cold out

>>72948040
'chess' is what australians call 'putting saucepans on your head and running headfirst into someone else with a saucepan on their head'

it's their national sport

>>72948052
so like 25 degrees? strewth!
better wear your bloody thick shorts

Laughing at that clown who thinks he could beat any politician.
Putin is literally ex KGB

>>72948062
*gets aroused*

>>72947980
Need her to be BLACKED and give birth to a dark skinned, dark haired, wide nosed child.

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>croikey m8! I'm gonna put on me fuckin jacket, it's heaps cold brah

Absolutely fucking livid at all this rain

was gonna go for a jog tonight

>>72948082
does ex KGB make you immune from a kick in the balls no didnt think so

>>72948082
i think he means any UK politician. There are probably a couple of african ones who are literally ex warlords and stuff who you can discount.

Even then though a couple of UK ones are fairly young ex army so they are a different kettle of fish to Jeremy and that

>>72948122
When your balls are as big as Putin's, yes.
>>72948124
Couldn't beat some of the literal ex-paramilitary ones in Norn Iron

>>72948119
go for a swim instead

>>72948091
:@

>>72948082
Putin is 5'5'', half of posters here are 6'4''

>>72948097
it's actually pissing down right now in memecity

>>72948171
imagine how powerful putin would be if he was not a tiny human. I reckon if he was 6'2 he would be in control of all of Europe and Asia and would have puppet government installed in USA

>>72948171
>expert at systema
>not heeming anyone

>>72948122
he's a blackbelt in sambo

>>72948181
G R A C E V I L L E

>>72948194
>and would have puppet government installed in USA
>implying he doesn't

>>72948194
the current president, Zlumpf as I call him, is already a putin puppet

Business idea: Normies in an industrial blender

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>>72948240

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Going to get absolutely off my titties tonight

>>72948328
had a horrid dream last night so might try this. really shook me up :(

>>72948390
DPH is a deliriant. It'll cause bad dreams.

Literally going to stay up all night to write essays.

had some rather troubling feedback regarding my sexual performance from my gf last night

hmmm

Poo is sliding out of my arse and flopping onto the carpet as I type this

any 'doras lads

> Select all the X
> get it completely right
> Wrong! Please try again
Get FUCKED

>>72948437
it isnt though is it? Provide a photo if so or you will be forever labelled a liar and shunned by your peers

>>72948452
its FUCKING bullshit
>click once there are no more left
>but btw we're going to make you click the last one 4 times heheheheheh

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>>72948419
>a yank

ack! FOY

>>72948452
>use chisel on uncut topaz
>Cut X uncut topaz
>get it only partly right even though high crafting level
>end up with a load of crushed gemstone

Get FUCKED

*smiles at you from across the room*

>>72948485
*makes eye contact for half a second then immediately looks away embarassed*
*sharts*

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>>72948479
Are you kidding me? You're a Yank too!

*misconstrues the smile as a threat*

>>72948485
*looks away but then realises whats happened and looks back to smile*

>too late

This literally happens to me with girls like once a day. It is tough life being handsome but shy

*kills a man*

>>72948525
>>72948517
*walks over to you and sits down next to you*

h-hi

*virgin types* h-hi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXsjDBVYMIA

>>72948485
*brandished knuckle duster from lepel pocket*
*sparks you the fuck out in a single swing, teeth flying*
pshh, poofter

Got a beard
But I still eat pork
No knife senpai
Just a fork
I write hard bars with my biro
and every 2 weeks im getting in my gyro

*roller skates towards you*

*falls on the ground, blood coming out of my mouth*

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took my daily multivitamin lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_bL0EqlDEk

absolute CHOOOOON madmen

*manspreads*

>>72948633
Why don't you just eat a proper diet you blubber ape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xOplqgcg3g
canadian choon

Have never and never will open a YouTube link in this thread

this appeared as a suggested video on youtube just now after I listened to Catatonia.

what am I to take from this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccAxVPI5ydY

thinking about farming bees, honey can't spoil you know

have never and will never reply directly to an objectively TERRIBLE post on this thread

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>>72948708
youtube's algorithm thinks you might get a kick out of it

soylent green is people

>>72948728
i did not. Infact I told youtube in no uncertain terms that I was not interested in it.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yes

>>72948685
Not available in Sweden.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSS

drugs are kicking in lads

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>>72948768
>>72948790
>>72948793
hmm

>>72948793
What're you on

>>72948793
what kind m8?

eating a fucking maxibon

>>72948812
I asked him FIRST so just back off!!!!

>>72948793
Come on sweetie you can tell me

would suck at least ten cocks for an abernethy biscuit no lies

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>>72948787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A
maybe this one

just popped some bacon in the so-called george foreman grill

vice is a proper load of bollocks really isnt it?

>>72948862
course it is its target audience is hipster nu-males

>>72948832
well he's not fucking saying anything. cunt's off his head

>>72948862
shame because it used to be good
it's just vox 2.0 at this point

there's something very off about the shape of his head in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89yKotapLFE

>>72948884
YE BE WARNED
someone may well hat post you for the part of your post that says
>it used to be good
even though you are correct

lights have dimmed twice
better not blackout ffs

Might start self medicating with ketamine to cure my depression

>>72948840
Sounds Irish. It's outstanding.

why do they fucking bother with the chocolate coat part of a maxibon when all anyone buys em for is the biccy

vice was good until they stopped the documentaries on interesting happenings and parts of the world and moved on to becoming a leftist agitprop outlet

preferred trump to win before the election but honestly it's too sweet making fun of him on /pol/ and roleplaying as a 'shill'

easiest (You)s you will ever get on this site guaranteed

fucking maxibon wanker loves his maxibon

>>72948977
one really intense k hole will cure it

>>72948987
very true
>hmm we've got a really nice soft biscuit and ice cream combo, lets waste half of it on a poor man's Feast

not bothered about ice cream myself

>>72948987
If life had no challenges and hardships, then heaven wouldn't matter.

suppose ill have to go to my arabic lesson soon.
inshallah the trains will run on time

nier automata any good lads

>>72949077
it's alright

>Reuben Mattus invented the "Danish-sounding" "Häagen-Dazs" as a tribute to Denmark's exemplary treatment of its Jews during the Second World War
weird

>>72949077
is that the one with the bum

that rachel dolezal is genuinely off her fucking head isnt she?

Lads I'm having a History test later about the rise and fall of the British Empire, the rise of the US and the WW1.
Any fun facts I can use?

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>>72948986
just a good ontario boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vaz8mi_g4E

>>72948996
When Trump loses, the /pol/ tears will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months. I shall descend upon this board like a wolf upon a lamb, and bask in the unending impotent rage that this board will pump out. I will gaze upon the suicide threads and rage posts, and I don't think my penis will ever be harder than it will as a million /pol/ tards cry out in itty bitty white boi penis fury simultaneously.

They'll try to convince themselves it was a rigged. They'll try to convince themselves that the Jews had pulled a fast one on them.

"We will riot!" They will say. "Race war!" "Day of the rope!" they will cry.

Time will pass, and they will do nothing because all they can do is talk. They are too cowardly and weak to do anything

But none of that will balm the pain of knowing that their God Emperor, their hero, will go down in history as an amusing foot note, an embarrassment, as the loud obnoxious asshole who lost to the first WOMAN president, a woman who the entire nation thought was a literal criminal but still preferred to Trump.

I need to fap.

>>72949096
Am I meant to know who that is

>>72949077
dunkey makes it look fun

>>72948996
(You)s on /pol/ don't count

you can get a thread to autosage in an hour just with an op of a huffpo screenshot followed by "DRUMPF BTFO"

>>72949096
no more off her head than the average transgender person
there is no argument you can make for trannies that couldnt also be applied to a transracial

>>72949096
yes

Really wish we didn't vote Brexit haha

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>i get (You)s on /pol/

>>72949117
white woman who got her hair permed and put in some brown contacts and called herself black and became an NAACP chapter leader

she was kicked out once they found out she wasn't black

>>72949090
hmm not sure I wanna drop 30 notes on something that's just lright
>>72949095
maybe
>>72949121
?!

>>72949175
Don't care

>>72949100
Yes!

>>72949117
shes the american bird that told everyone shes black when shes white

she also publically sued her brother for sexually molesting her younger sister, but the case was dropped because no one says it happened except her, and theres no evidence of it. she blames that on the white media

>>72949137
i agree

Serious question but how do I become a farmer lads?

>>72949183
that's fine

there's certainly a vast array of things you can choose from to care about or you can not care about anything at all should you so desire

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Is he autistic?

tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFpZFnJ6ZT8

bait thread rankings

you don't need to try tier
>/pol/
>/v/
>/tv/
>/r9k/
>/int/
>/sp/

fair enough
>everything else

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>>72949175
yet shaun 'talcum X' king is still allowed to be a black guy
really helps to expose the inherent sexism in society

>>72949191
Please elaborate

>>72949210
buy some land
learn about what you can grow or keep there
try it
probably lose alot of money

>>72949210
apply for jobs on farms

*walks up to you*

>>72949223
/brit/ is by far the easiest.

>>72949233
Yes! There are many facts you can use.

>>72949223
you put /int/ on there, I challenge anyone ITT to make a bait thread that even reaches 100 replies.
bet you can't
but /v/ or /pol/ are definitely the easiest

>>72949220
*pushes you*

Things are getting strange I'm starting to worry

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>>72949250
*blocks your path*

>>72949176
do you even 'ddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlSpfIx3wIA

George you don't need to worry, it's alright

>>72949257
Yes but what facts? I know the regular stuff but maybe a few fun facts could spice it all up.
X

/sci/ is the easiest board to bait

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>>72949221
gedddy lee

>>72949223
Reddit. /int/ is the hardest by far. We've endured bait threads since no flags.

>>72949223
/sp/ is super easy as long as you're targeting yanks

>>72949300
>the earth is flat
That'll get them going

>>72949232
mad that race is such a big thing in america that people give a shit enough to make stuff up about their race n that

>>72949221
are they the only good canadian band?

>>72949281
can't tell who these are

>>72949259
bait threads are difficult because it's all just generals, except this >>72903314

but you can still pick up a lot of (You)s by being a personality in the generals

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I made a bait thread on /x/ about the, "Simulated Reality theory", and it was up for 5 days and hit bump limit.

>>72949297
Add in that the French Revolution indirectly caused all of them. I'm serious

>>72949297
Sorry mate I'm only playing. I sucked at history, I don't know any facts. But I'll try to help.


OI CUNTS!
THIS FRENCH DUDE >>72949100
NEEDS SOME FACTS ABOUT BRITAIN AND THE US AND WW1.
GIVE HIM A HAND!

>>72949308
*catches the puck on the temple*
*knocked out for a week*

>>72948977
Works really well. The afterglow of ket lasts for a week. After one dose you feel uplifted for a week

all went downhill after we got involved in WW1 lads
should have just let the yuros chimp out

>>72948240
>>72948194
Was that not the joke?

>get loads of replies on smart boards like /lit/, /g/, /sci/
>can't string two You's on brit

little wonder

>>72949361
I can agree with that but I'll have to give a clear explanation and that might take a bit too long.

In France you can't just tell random facts like that during History tests, even though most of the time you know for sure that what you're saying is correct

Do you think you could find a short easy explanation?

>>72949352
Love baiting /x/. Funnest board by far.

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>>72949077
Yeah it's pretty neat.

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>>72949409
>tfw to intelligent for discussion

>>72949363
Cheers lad, appreciate it a lot x

>>72949418
Ended imperial monarchism

@72949409
'fraid we don't like to devalue the (You) market here

morning you stupid fucking cunts

>>72949409
I like you a lot I'm just too high to respond to your serious discussion most of the time, you don't post enough

>>72949444
And therefore degraded relations with other kingdoms in Europe?

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business idea: stop making grids in cities skylines

post some qt boy bums please.

>>72949348
Literally all of the replies are funposts
Hardly biting the bait

>>72949478
is destroying your own city with disasters as fun in skylines as it was in simcity?

>>72949452
>>72949452
>>72949452
>>72949452
>>72949452
>>72949452
I do

>>72949495
yes
and since there's ways of dealing with them, there's a bit more depth to it (if you want)

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>>72949340
>>72949379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-t8W4X8Obo

>>72949475
In a way. Archduke wouldn't have been shot either. Try /his/ mate, the britisens here are all mongs, I'm too tired to flesh out a reply, so sorry - I haven't slept.

>>72949494
on closer inspection you are right

have you ever applauded at a cinema

>>72949475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nyku1lSRiFU

I love the BBC, put it in my mouth so I can taste the yummy BBC

@72949518

shocking behaviour

/brit/ HR will give you a chewing out for this

>>72949100

In the years between 1815-1915 of almost constant warring of Europeans against each other & the world in general racked up less casualties than one of the first days of the British casualties in the battle of the Somme (first world war)= 60,000~ casualties. Overall some 420,000 British empire casualties, 200,000 French empire casualties and 400-600,000 German empire

>>72949551
no that would be stupid.

>>72949538
It's okay, everyone has these times.
Make sure your next night is a good night's sleep.

Thanks for helping anyway

>>72949551
no i'm not a yank

haha

just farted 4 times and it was rather musical

Shit thread

>>72949324
best one is 'climate change is the biggest scientific hoax ever'

questioning evolution is another good one

>>72949544
I'll give you tips mate from a seasoned /int/ veteran. Just call literally any of the countries that post a lot non-white with an article you cherrypicked and some cherrypicked image

I've been listening to dan carlin's WW1 series recently
I really like it although I wish he wouldnt pronounce 'again' like he does

BARBRA STREISAND

WOoooooooooOOOOOOooooooo-OoOoooOooooooOOOOOOoooooooooo-oooooo

>>72949340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nubJjB95VdY

>>72949568
Goodluck friendo.

>private caller
ah yes
shan't be answering

have to write an essay in uni and all I have are a series of slightly related sentences how do I structure it so it flows better

>>72949600
don't care

>>72949409
/lit/ is reddit

/sci/ is a bunch of uni students asking for help with their homework

/g/ is mechanical keyboards and people who think using linux means they're intelligent

>>72949600
He triggers Frenchies on /his/ for mentioning how brave and good the British soldiers in WWI were compared to the French lol

Got a really nice match on tinder but don't know what to say

What do you say when you get a match?

>>72949632
end every sentence with 'so'

>>72949632
Slash your bellend with a razor.

>>72949647
'we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children'

>>72949632
however, therefore, thus?

>>72949565
comparing 20th century wars with 19th century wars is pointless desu, unless your talking about someone like the mongols.

I mean nearly double the amount of people that died in the American Civil War, 4 year conflict, died in the Battle of Stalingrad. And that's not including civilians

>>72949647
'alri'

>>72949645
Mate... The French literally were brave as fuck in WW1, they marched at machine gun fire in Napoleonic formations.

>>72949651
did this and now my essay reads really well. thanks!

>>72949663
furthermore, therein

>>72949680
might've been brave. but it was stupid as hell

>>72949680
thats not bravery thats stupidity

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did a poo earlier

need to do a poo again

>>72949594
heres some advice from an /int/ veteran
don't bother posting outside of generals. its a fucking shit board that isn't funny. Constant """satire""" posts which aren't the least bit funny.
Finnish posters being lauded as hilarious should tell you all you need to know about this board

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time to do my weekly sweep of empty booze bottles and reflect on how much money I have wasted

>>72949518
hi, could you pop into my office for a quick chat?

>>72949680
"brave" or just fucking moronic?

how can you be interested in any war after horses became irrelevant

NEED a greasy kebab on a naan served with fries and various sauces, served in one of those yellowy plastic trays

>>72949680
you're being ironic, yes?

>>72949645
he never says that

why do fat people have to be fat?

>>72949702
t. Potato that got picked to early

me mum is such a puritan ffs you'd think she was from the 17th century massachusetts bay colony

can't handle any profanity at all or seeing women who aren't dressed for the muslim world

>>72949673
How is it pointless? It highlights the tragedy of so much loss of life

>>72949698
bravery requires the act being stupid

>>72949721
*gives you a piece of chicken with a stick through it*

i'm on a plane
i can't complain

>>72949731
*too

>>72949721
Just eat healthy?

>>72949698
>>72949695
>>72949710
>>72949722
It's all they knew mate, machine guns were some thing new. Machine guns abolished that old European code of honour. French were the only ones to keep that code of honour

>>72949580
Might do it one day, never tried baiting but it looks like fun

>>72949629
Thanks again lad, have a nice day

what is the best condiment
in the world?

for me, it's BBQ sauce

>>72949744
Because more people=more death.

If you really wanna highlight the tragedy of loss of life, look at, the Mongol Horde. You can hold them responsible for killing 30% of humanity at the time they existed.

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>>72949622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwXSwbX_NqI

>>72949729
I have never listened to it but their was an entire thread on his with French people fuming "brits were irrelevant, anglo centric shit!" etc.

>>72949773
brown sauce

>>72949703
>how much money I have wasted

if i saved all the money i've spent on booze and drugs and cigarettes and put it in a mutual fund i'd be near a millionaire by now

>>72949773
mayo obviously.

>>72949766
Machine guns were not new in 1914 you utter mong

>>72949702
Alri trinners thought you stopped posting

>>72949731
this board is only one more "layer of irony" away from having a cuck porn general

>>72949773
red sauce

>>72949791
It conventional warfare it was.

alri lads wwaahey

>>72949778
Theres a focus on the first engagement of the BEF but its hardly anglo centric

remember the last samurai? they were retards

>>72949773
Nandos hot sauce

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Why do people listen to Molyneux on political issues? Absolutely everything is viewed through this materialistic lense of "muh free market." Everything he doesn't like, which I most also don't like, has its malevolence justified by either

>big government
>free market

ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.

>>72949767
/sci/ is especially fun because every regular poster there takes it super seriously so even obvious bait causes people to fly into a rage

>>72949831
nice cat

>>72949831
cant stand molyneux when it's just him but I like listening to his interviews
he has a nice turn of phrase

>>72949819
Shit tier movie for plebs

havent had the urge to wank for 2 weeks

>>72949837
Holidays coming up, this gon be gud

>>72949822
>such a good thing, you have to tell people that it's a good thing

>hitler confirmed burning in hell, and that's a good thing
granted
>internet frog is dead
what the fuck

>>72949865
>>72949857
Anglo-franc union when, brothers?

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>>72949822
>pepe
>dead

>Peter Andre has social anxiety and panic attacks

Is he /ourguy/?

phone posting is so shit

>>72949879
>___, and thats a good thing
is second only to
>___, and it's beautiful
in terms of annoying headlines
I'll make my own mind up how beautiful or good it is you fucking cockbags

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don't care how badly the normals butcher pepe i'll continue posting him anyway

>>72949565
Thanks for the info lad

>>72949777
Wish I could say I liked it. Not my thing. Too old maybe. Sweet trips though

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the dad bod is still in lads

>>72949822
they've really built up a few twitter trolls and youtubers into the nazi enemy they've wanted for so long

>>72949892
ONE OF US ONE OF US

>>72949883
I'm already an anglo-franc union, funny that you mention it.

But more seriously, France and Britain together are very complementary and could accomplish great things

>>72949565
less than 60k people died in European wars between 1815 - 1915?

>>72949892
He's a greasy manlet aussie/spic

No is the answer

>>72949917
a cartoon frog dressed as a nazi is literally the holocaust

>>72949890
>>72949890
Delete this now or you'll be sued

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>>72949822
praise Kek, as they say

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>tfw half potatonigger

>>72949955
time for a transniestria proxy

How are double hashtag trips not hack able but single are?

>>72949938
Same. I come from a line of Huguenots

Someone's playing loud runtish pop music outside my house
Might go out and batter them

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Why are the press determined to associate Pepe with some sort of far-right Nazi movement?

Pepe is innocent, maaaaaaaaaan

>>72949984
secure tripcodes can be cracked it just requires more effort than people are willing to put in

>>72949975
MICKED

>>72949822
weird that so many people managed to collaborate across boards to make people think this is actually happening

liked cats all my life but new roommate's cat officially made me hate cats

>>72949975
you have to go back

>>72949988
Speak French? My mother's French, pa's English

>inb4 she got bonged

>>72949997
some alt right twitter shitposters use pepe as an avatar therefore nazi

>"I once slept with an Aussie who worked for an AIDS charity and I had to pressure him to wear a condom… Maybe they're not the smartest tools in the shed."

Kek. Aussies are fucking vermin. Dumb as fuck cunts.

>>72950020
only rasheeds like cats.

>>72950000

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>>72949955
sue this

>>72950005
Yes I know that ffs but what's the difference ?

>>72949997
they need a symbol to attack

they've turned pepe into the new swastika

>>72949938
*calls Angela*
Wir können ein Problem Mutter haben

>>72950022
A bit. Not nearly enough that I would like to. I intend to learn it. Any tips?

>>72949822
was actually interested to read that

>>72948808
>>72948812
>>72948832

Tesla model X MD,

Pinging off my nut

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hmm

not quite a grid

>>72950038
you're an abhorrent person and you deserve to go to hell when you die, or perhaps just limbo at the very least

>What do you think of Australians in London?
>I can't stand them. I didn't particularly like them when I was in Australia so over here I'm not a fan of them, at all.

>Why?
>They are arrogant and have a real thing against the English. It's just constant. The women are ok, but the men have a real chip on their shoulder. Maybe it's got something to do with their convict roots. All they do is come over here and moan about how shit it is, and when you're over there all they do is call you "Pommy" and whatever else.

>Any other distinguishing features?
>You can spot them a mile away, can't you? It's just the whiney accent; I am not a fan of the whiney accent. They're also massively racist and semi-functioning alcoholics.

>Any examples?
>Look to the Walkabout Bars, every time you go near them you encounter a bunch of Aussie twats.

>Doing what, exactly?
>Screaming the phrase "root the boot." I have absolutely no idea what that means, nor do I want to know. I can only imagine it means something vulgar.

Hahaha. Aussies on suicide watch

>>72950065
its 11am on a thursday mate

>>72950083
dont fucking reply you idiot.

Doing a MONSTROUS poo

>>72950065
State of you mate. You pick the plebbest drug ever and take it on a Thursday, with no mates

>>72950083
Wew bit harsh?

>>72950101
sorry i know but sometimes i can't help myself

>>72950090
what are you quoting here?

the pope canceled limbo

>>72950065
good lad

>>72950107
Good post

>>72950105
i did a poo the other day that actually split my arsehole a bit. never happened to me before. every poo since has hurt a bit. hopefully it's healed in time for todays birthing.

>>72950107
>it's thursday already
wew
thought it was wednesday haha

"limbo" is literally A made up taig lie, it is quite literally fanfiction

>>72950090
to be fair if i visited london i'd probably be taken aback at how shit it is too

>>72950154
yes and the rest makes perfect sense...

>>72950153
Thought it was a Friday. wew extra day lol

>root the boot
haha what?

gimmick idea: make disapproving replies with this name to people who make crass/audacious posts

>>72950154
christianity is fanfiction of judaism

>>72950055
From what I know, it's fairly easy to speak basic French but going just one level higher is much harder.

But it's ok to stick with basic French, you'll be nearly as good as most people here

>>72950052
T'would be a problem for her yep

>>72950161
*frantically searches through fedora folder*

>>72950065
>MD
Noice, my lads are dinging tonight. Would have joined them but got study to do, plus, gotta conserve money, only got paid $80 this fortnight.

>>72950161
It does. I'm sorry that you have never felt divine love and that the Devil has quite literally ruined your spiritual life.
>>72950175
>implying we worship a cow-god

>>72950154
Orange cunt

>>72950197

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>>72949822

Literally fake news. You can't kill Pepe.

>>72949831
Because he's a meme tier """"philosopher""""

Stefan "the state taxes you? It's time to Defoo" Molyneux is a walking meme.

>>72950203
>page 1
JANNY'S GONNA GET YA

>>72950192
the devil is the good guy, god is a narcissistic cunt and lucifer was the only angel with the balls to stand up to him

>>72950216
The Devil is not Lucifer you heathen. Nor is the serpent, or Satan.

>>72950174
good gimmick if well executed

>>72950236
whatever, bible nerd

>>72950091
>>72950107

postie delivered it this morning and thought I'd sample the goods haha

>>72950131

thanks haha

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>>72949822
good one

VERY rainy in memecity lads