already dead edition
>>72945286
YOU THOUGHT YOU WUZ SLICK
>>72945286
>>72945307
What's the quickest way to fix low self esteem?
>friendzoned a girl in high school
>thinking about meeting her again soon
>we can't be anything more than friends right now
Is this kind of rude, buds?
Sophomore girl has been trying to hit it off with me all day
I will continue to resist the women of the oreint
Gimme more of these.
>>72945318
Talk to and reject fat girls.
>>72945334
>I will continue to resist the women of the oreint
Good man. Don't doom your sons to suffer the fate of being a hapa male.
>>72945318
Alcohol
>>72945322
idk, I thought I had friendzoned a girl and she just said she wanted to go out, anything's possible.
>>72945334
gib some
>>72945318
drink
e(/cu)m(/)ily
>>72945318
the best way is working out
evening, sluts
>>72945318
take this glorious pill and embark on the quest of self improvement
>>72945334
If she's hitting it off with you then you aren't the desperate one anon.
>>72945353
I mean I definitely friend zoned here. I think I was too autistic for any actual relationship so I always just stayed friends with her.
>tfw only started talking to her after I got a girlfriend
I keep buying books but never end up reading them
I'm in San Francisco
Cities are fucked you can't get anywhere in a reasonable amount of time
>>72945322
Forget she exists. When she calls years later single broke and with child, forget she exits.
>>72945400
you still there until friday? I dont work that day
>>72945397
same for me, except instead of buying I rent them form the library
>>72945400
Just walk you fucking faggot
>>72945401
Why? I'm the one who friendzoned her, not the other way around. And she's a nice girl. I'm hoping to gf her after my current girlfriend moves back home after college.
>>72945318
Why do you have low self esteem? Answer that question. What kind of low self esteem is it? Do you feel you're not constantly good enough?
>>72945411
Yep, free after 3:30
>>72945400
>Bay area
There's your problem.
>>72945411
>>72945424
>>72945400
wanna hang out?
>>72945424
wanna hang out?
>>72945427
shuddup
San Francisco should be renamed to Saint Francis
>>72945400
>>72945446
wanna hang out?
>>72945440
>>72945446
Sure thing pals
>>72945440
>>72945446
>24 seconds apart
AMERILONELY HIVEMIND
>>72945458
can you pick me up though
>>72945458
Im serious
I have nothing to do
>>72945475
wanna go to san jose? I know this place with some good pho
>>72945479
>>72945318
Looking beyond the material vessel into the divine medium that is the faithful unknown.
There is no feeling more cathartic than the liberation of your soul than apathy for this world and fanaticism for Him.
>>72945489
could do that
Providing its still there, there's a retro arcade too
When the Radical Centrist Reactionary Ethnonationalistic Authoritarian Party of California gets into power, we're going to remove any and all Spanish city names.
>>72945452
Heiliger Franz would sound shitty
>>72945475
I'll be around South Beach around then
>>72945318
Honestly, leaving all the bullshit and doing what you want to do for once instead of what you think will change other people's opinions about you.
kief bowl time
>>72945505
>he's not alt-Radical Centrist Reactionary Ethnonationalistic Authoritarian Party of California
>>72945514
we could visit the best MLB ballpark in the country
When the Slavic conquest of California is complete, San Francisco will be renamed to Frantsiskograd
>kief bowl time
>>72945535
SNOWNIGGERS >>>.OUT/
>>72945510
I was laughing at the fact it was a Mexican flag getting upset
>>72945549
V tebya problema, brat?
>>72945560
Suka blyat
why do people vape? The logical thing i can think of is an alternative to smoking
I hope Cromwell is reborn as a vengeful justiciar seeking to reek destruction to Boston.
>>72945532
Okay
I'll post in /cum/ on Friday so we can locate
Is she back? Or do my eyes deceive me?
>>72945580
can i go
>>72945584
>she
I am a simple man.
i see anime and i press buy and ship in one day.
I'm going to find the meeting place of these autists and post pictures of them on /cum/ if I'm not busy
>>72945609
How do I become real American?
>Love the West
>Love white people
>High education
>Hate blacks and Chi
>Speak English (and three more languages)
>doing my best at learning all the American slangs and pop culture
I still feel like I'm not being treated as an American ignoring the fact that I'm not a citizen
>>72945595
yee
>>72945575
>>72945616
like you're gonna drive the almost 100 miles
>>72945616
we're already here
>>72945575
>Yeah I vape, don't freak out about it bro
>Dude chill! It's not a cig, this is way healthier
>mind if I vape brah?
>alright guys, settle down. I vape, now let's just move on.
>there's no secondhand smoke, it's totally safe bruh
>"oosen up, man. It's just a vape pen. Don't call the cops or sumthin'
>hey guy, you got a light? Naaaaaah, I'm just playing. I vape, if you didn't know
>how many ohms you got bro
>what juice strength you runnin?
>what coil you running brah??
>woooah sick clouds lmao
>bro it's just water vapor stop getting mad
>i get my juice sourced from aborigines in the alpines
>it's not addictive, i only go through two bottles of juice a day
>>72945603
I'm sure it's a woman
>>72945629
>Love the West
>Hate blacks and Chi
????
>>72945609
what you get senpai?
>>72945622
Hi carafroggie.
>>72945616
Sounds like a trip
>>72945633
You're probably right desu
Probably just going to spend Friday at my apartment with the gf desu
*vapes at you*
ah yes
autismo "dutch nipples get my dick tickled" brown
>>72945665
dumb normieposter
Im 25% frenchie
55% spaniard
15% yoreme
5% irish.
Am i american now?
>>72945678
This post is rude.
>>72945666
>ywn hang out with another /cum/ member
what would we even talk about
>>72945693
memes
>>72945682
Gotta be 1/8 Cherokee.
>>72945669
Yes they do
Especially when they're a qt girl's
>>72945693
handjobs and shitposting techniques
>>72945693
anime
>>72945700
1/8 is 12.5%
And yoremes are basically cherokees all things considered desu.
>what is this shit, brah
>pass me the aux
https://youtu.be/9M5nfcaEHO8
>>72945649
When educated people used the word "The West", they often mean the western civilization
Why do leftists late Robert E. Lee so much? The man was only fighting for the Confederacy because his loyalty to Virginia outweighed his loyalty to the Union. He wasn't loyal to or supportive of the CSA.
>>72945699
people who talk about any memes in real life need to die
>>72945735
a traitor to the union is a traitor to America
>>72945659
Hi lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px8aiW3GEME
Post a better song from an anime
you cant
>>72945746
depends on which memes
obscure finnish memes are ok
i mean the ones no one here would find funny
>>72945735
>Why do leftists late Robert E. Lee so much?
>fighting for the Confederacy
It's not hard to figure out bud
I just started Sherlock. When does it this get good?
>>72945746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvCpCg0sGkg
>>72945763
Shiro Sagisu - FLY ME TO THE MOON
>>72945693
>tfw you'll never own a german themed casino in Nevada where all thread members work together in peace
>>72945786
Fuck, replied to the wrong poster
Meant to reply to Sinalao >>72945763
>>72945757
>>72945779
>When does it this get good?
>it this
[long montage of sherlock trying to determine what this meant ]
>>72945802
legs desu
>>72945793
you wont get my shekels, hanz
>>72945735
>mfw great great gran pappy was a Southern spy for the Union who followed Forrest up and down
>mfw I helped make sure Forrest's statue stayed
>mfw I still think CSA were unforgivable traitors, but keeping that statue around for aesthetics and pissing on the virtue signaling corrupt nigs was more funny
God bless America.
>>72945825
>>72945815
You will regret this. I'm already calling Schäuble, he will get your money one way, or another.
>>72945786
>elfen lied
Idk why i liked that anime so much, i literally missed a 3 hour class because i couldnt stop watching.
Still, it isnt better.
>>72945788
not really.
i unironically listen tamashii vs tamashii during my workout.
>>72945814
here you go then
I would like Cara if her body wasn't so disgusting.
Her eyebrows are cute.
>>72945825
>>72945846
>>72945856
>>72945858
Cara is fridge mode
elfen lied sucks
>tfw hate nonwhites and wish they would leave America but have some nonwhite friends
>can't help but think about how I wish they weren't in the country
>>72945858
is that belt apart of the swimsuit?
>>72945858
looks normal TWO BEE HONEY
not everyone has hourglass
>>72945858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZsG7WJVZv8
second trailer came out. I'm pretty fucking hyped.
>>72945889
I think she's still pretty, looks like a reel human bean
>>72945888
>>72945904
>>72945954
post more of her bare midriff
>>72945954
very pretty but still has a manly face
>>72945972
>>72945904
ofc it did its babbie first gore WOW BLOOD MOM ITS NOT FOR KIDS anime
Would you racemix with a roach?
>>72945954
>>72945985
>model
>body of a skinnyfat teenage boy
>>72945993
I'm not even interested in non-roach women anymore.
>>72945993
What about a Dagestani churka?
>>72945993
I would bury my sausage so far in her rump roast who ever pulled it out would be crowned Papa murphy
>>72945993
No, I hate their accent.
>friend who i found out through the grapevine betrayed me
>he invites me over to hang out as usual
>he's a drunk who always passes out early and is impossible to wake
>wait until he falls asleep on his couch
>go to his bedroom and put on audio of women screaming and crying in pain
>walk out the door while calling the police
>>72945993
I dunno about roach, but there's a kinda hot muslim chick from kuwait in one of my classes.
she wants me to help her because she's struggling in the class and we exchanged numbers.
>>72945993
i would mix with anything tbch
>>72946009
>>72945987
desu thats why i liked it, it was edgy without being too edgy.
and that scene where the girl with the dog eats stale bread almost made me cry ;_;
>>72945995
>>72945972
i swear this is the first pic i ever saw of her
>women can't even do a school shooting
lmao
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/27/us/frederick-county-school-shooting-plot/index.html
>>72946028
What about this Celtic Irish beauty?
>>72945985
Built like a fridge.
>>72945908
Know this one
>>72946039
what is it about the english isles that creates women so horrifying
>>72946046
And how is it repulsive for an american ?
So /cum/, I'm going on a cruise in a few days, and while I'm gone, I wanna know what I should pick up on my way home for my buddies (9 days away from 3/29):
> The amount of Mountain dew cans on our living room table is currently 4, increasing by 2 a day
> The amount of Monster cans on the table is 3, increasing by 1
a day
> The amount of male fluid stains on the hentai mags is 7, increasing by 1 every other day
>the amount of female fluid stains is 3, increasing by 1 every other day
>the amount of Diet coke cans is 9, increasing by 2 a day.
>the amount of chip bags is 3, increasing by 1 a day.
Assuming they restock the soda, chips, and tissues this sunday, how much will I need to buy?
is it fridgeposting time
>>72946039
i doubt im any better, she has a cute taste in fashion,
Open your heart
Let the sunshine in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ2xtWgBlzk
>>72946088
This is one of the worst attempts at shitpoisting i have ever seen.
Kill yourself ASAP.
>>72946091
>>72946091
>tfw I love these
>tfw I love these even more because she is aware of them
>>72946125
@72946064
Don't (You) EVER reply to me with a picture of that floozy ever again.
>>72946112
this video makes no sense
>she is aware of them
Proofs?
anon, would you go on a date with me?
>>72946145
Anyone here ever try hallucinating by staring at themselves in the mirror?
This thread needs Anzu.
>>72946162
>>72946123
>says the universally disliked poster
>Implying I'm 100% joking
>Implying you can't do math
>>72946172
>72 â–¶
>File: anzu scary >.<.jpg (74 KB, 639x639)
okay
The image of femininity.
>>72946210
she looks stupid
>asks for proofs
>doesn't give a (you)
Shan't be replying
>>72946184
>universally disliked
Pretty sure almost everyone loves me.
let's see what's inside
>>72946198
The ideal 21st century female.
>>72946225
you look stupid
>>72946210
Even Hulk Hogan would look feminin with a wig and the amount of make up she uses.
>anzu be forced to wear a hijab soon
wonder what cosplay she will do with it
Damn... Anzu looks like THAT?
>>72946228
I don't
>>72946223
Go back to California.
>>72946160
no
hes a sodomite
>>72946225
fuck off ameriroach
>provides suspicious claim
>expects a (You)
wtf is this new weird birdo
>closes the two tabs of proofs
>"it didn't have to be this way"
>>72946249
This Tbh lad
Who are you quoting?
>>72946228
>Everyone loves me
Stop being in denial, even I admit many other PNW fags and most leafs seem to dislike me.
>>72946260
Man did you see that ¨¨¨she¨¨¨may end up in jail because he made some jokes about some spaniard politician?
european ¨¨¨freedom¨¨¨
>>72946281
>namefagging during RNH
This image is a classic.
It's like the Marilyn Monroe skirt scene of this decade.
>>72946301
no idea who is he
just looked though his twitter quick, looked like a typical leftist mental patient on the loose
>>72946242
don't compare the grace of eggy baby to anzu please
This is your brain on soap operas.
>>72946314
>>72946314
He is
hope he ends up in jail.
>>72946308
>a roach is going to step on me
You got that backwards
>>72946333
die leafroach *sprays you*
>It's like the Marilyn Monroe skirt scene of this decade.
>>72946281
We call them Eichelhäher. They are cheeky.
>>72946249
>Go back to Cali
Never lived in Cali actually.
I'm not trying to be a hater, but Anzu has always had this unsettling look imho, almost in the same way those old 1800's picture of the dead children made to look alive do.
>>72946350
it just went full turk manlet as i got out the camera twice
>>72946346
>your singles
>ever beating my trips
>>72946249
why is her got dam face so flat jesus christ bruh
to top is off she's legit bald and has to wear weaves lamo
redpill me on koksal baba
>>72946369
got quads a few days ago you should have been there
>>72946346
>>72946358
>>72946372
Take that back.
>>72946346
Be nice to leaf! Is good leaf, not bad leaf!
>>72946380
i have never watched anime
>>72946380
Haven't watched anime in at least 4 years.
>4chan
that literally applies to everyone here
rhythm heaven fever is unrionically one of my top 0 games of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtKxgf_lETg
>>72946395
that's a really unflattering image of her 2bqh
like, she has beautiful eyes and a nice smile but the whole wig thing is pretty funny and she just comes across as ugly if she doesn't cake herself in makeup
>>72945629
Hate less
It's creating because it's un-American, but it gets you accepted quicker
>>72946426
>she has beautiful eyes
They are contact lenses you dip
>>72946404
>>72946415
denial is the first step vros
>>72946137
What was her reaction
>>72946443
i'm aware, i was talking about the shape of her eyes
>>72946378
Here's a quick rundown:
>Rothschilds bow to Koksal Baba
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic>like abilities
>Control turkey with an iron but fair fist
>Own mosques & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient cockroach blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Turkinistan will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be manlet Koksal Baba babies
> Koksal Baba is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Muslim scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have cockroaches inside you right now
>The Koksal Baba is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent turkish in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with him. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Koksal Baba
>The Koksal Baba is about 7 decades old, from the space>time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope hes a benevolent being.
>that's a really unflattering image of her 2bqh
How do I get (you)s after 11:00 PM PST?
72946477
take off your shitty name and get extra flags
>>72946464
oh my bad dude, i guess she looks best in the image of her with her bugged out roach eyes roflmao
>>72946444
how is it denial bud. the closest thing to weebshit i engage in is using 4chan. i am simply not a weeb. i don't even know these anime characters
>>72946461
i really hope you didnt write all that espoopoo
>>72946461
forgot image
<noreply.(Me)@4chan.net.foshizzle>
[email protected]
>get extra flags
shan't be doing that
>>72946506
nah its a shitty pol meme
>>72946454
She ranted a couple times about body shaming
>>72946532
>shitty
Don't slander masterworks craftsmanship.
Staring at yourself in the mirror does indeed get pretty trippy after a while
bless up vros i'm out for the night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xNCw-vCrUk
>>72946482
Fuck extra flags, it is practically "I want to have a username but don't like tripcodes", and at least I can hide my name and become anonymous if I wish. Find a short setup iOS version and I will conseider it.
>>72946534
Why are normalshits of all strata such basic bitches?
STOP
UPLOADING
ANzUU
>>72946575
>Find a short setup iOS version and I will conseider it.
>>72946559
big fan of this image
>>72946575
>Find a short setup iOS version and I will conseider it.
So literally sour grapes
You can go fuck yourself
>>72946575
>Find a short setup iOS version and I will conseider it.
do it yourself, autist
>>72946544
if you consider that a masterpiece...
its just forced meme
wait till you see lors lara
thats a masterpiece
Who here Christian/culturally Christian on a predominantly atheist website?
>>72946584
anzu > c*ra
>>72946575
what are you fucking gay?
>>72946598
>lörs lärä
I wasn't ready for this tonight.
>>72946599
Nigger im an atheist but im so culturally christian sometimes my body aches of the hypocrisy.
>>72946599
go larp somewhere else please
>>72946616
want my folder?
>>72946636
I asked for his (>>72946628) (You), not (You)rs.
>>72946037
Jesus Christ that's in my fucking state. I know a guy who lives there. Feels bad.
>>72946641
Unlock your archive.
/cum/ needs its insemination of culture.
>>72946599
I only identify as Christian if it's to piss off atheists or muslims.
Otherwise nah, not too much. Was baptised though
Going to sleep early today.
Goodnight.
>>72946674
https://my.mixtape.moe/ciarda.zip
25 megs of finnish board culture
>>72946675
I'm so post-ironic that I pretend to be atheist on 4chan just to piss off the Christians here.
>>72946718
>Christians
>here
>>72946696
>kakka-ra
I didn't expect AoM in a finnish riddled zip.
>>72946718
>pretending to be atheist to piss off people pretending to be Christians who are trying to piss off atheists
holy fuggg
translation
oh fuck what the shittings
i could take a dump here on this sandbox
: D
regards kakka-ra : D
kakka means poo
I pretend to be Muslim to piss off the atheists pretending to be christians pretending to be atheists to piss off the atheists that are trying to piss off the atheists pretending to be christians, to piss off the actual christians and atheists who don't pretend to be anything
Get on my level
>>72946790
Thank you.
What does ritiriripari mean?
>>72946798
ritari ripari?
means knight confirmation
>>72946794
finnish accents are funny
>>72946811
>>72946838
I think I'm beginning to understand.
>>72946875
the meme? its one of the most hipster memes you can like
I did it
Took me over half my time to remember Arkansas but I finally did it
>>72946885
That and ylilauta rhetoric.
george lincoln rockwell was easily one of the greatest americans to ever exist
>>72946891
fugging ebin.mp3
>does a post
>realize it's probably 50/50 chance to be b& for it
Who else /living on the edge/?
>>72946908
>living on the edge
fucking edge is long gone mate
>>72946908
Whenever I want to make a risky post i just go on my phone, disable wifi, enable data and go into incognito mode
You deserve everything that happens to you because if you didn't then it wouldn't be happening
>>72946958
>>72946929
Yeah, we only ever managed to get mobile IP's rangeb& for awhile
>because we aren't really shitposters
>>72946935
That's no fun though, no risk at all.
i'm going to marry australia
>>72947054
Wrong thread dumbass >>72945874
;)
never gonna fap again
>>72947066
huh
>>72947072
>mfw the absolute madman did it
>>72947072
>has the jaw/mouth and body type of one of my ex g/fs
eh, weird feels
>hairy pussy
>moles
kinda gross desu
>>72947111
>>hairy pussy
>>moles
>kinda gross desu
>>72947098
I'm only getting started
>>72947111
Shut up gayboy
>>72947121
well, I got trips and you didn't
so who is really right here?
>>72947141
The gay American poster I guess.
why don't /pol/tards use redditflags
>>72947189
/pol/ doesn't support faggots
>>72947189
Hate to break this to you, but /int/ is just a shittier version of /pol/ with less content generation but more generals/circlejerks.
Most of your dank memes are coming from /pol/ at this point.
/b/ is washed up and boards like /int/ never were good to begin with.
besides, /int/ is just reddit/pol/
so I guess I should give you an upboat bro!
>>72947243
Fuck off
>Dark souls 2 is a good game
I gotta hand it to /v/, they manage to make lobotomy patients look like members of MENSA
>>72947263
>his home board doesn't have Australian autists paying money to paint swastikas on whore's asses
sad!
>>72947204
>>72947243
Is that why you're posting on/int/?
>Liking Donald Trump is reddit
>Not liking Donald Trump is reddit
How do I win against such equally sound arguments
>>72947288
no one likes that game Tbh
>>72947294
yes
>>72947319
/v/ is now adamantly praising 2
>>72947308
support trump but make anti-trump posts ironically to weed out redditors who take it seriously
>>72947308
You realize this site has been reddit for years now.
>>72947294
I've always shitposted here, but this board sucks so bad I feel bad for anyone who calls it a home board.
Even the old calling countries not white meme came from /pol/ originally.
Actually, In all the time I've shitposted here I can't think of a single meme that DIDN'T start on /pol/ first.
You only have content because of us, Be grateful plebeian.
>>72947367
>what is poo in loo
I think I found a new favorite board.
>>>/p/
>>72947493
>threads older than a week in the catalogue
Very slow boards are hard to like tbqh
>>72945318
Stop giving a fuck about what other people think of you.
>>72947622
impossible
>>72947072
That looks kinda like my ex...
>>72947111
Did we fuck the same girl? Do you live in Indiana?
>>72947634
Then drink copiously. Alcohol will lend you the ability to give less fucks.
When I was 12, in 2005, I was catfished, but I only think I was catfished for shits and giggles since no money or personal info was ever given out. It's still humiliating to remember though.
I cant believe I wasted an effigy on this fight
this entire area is just absolute garbage
>>72947661
thats haram
>>72947813
This ain't no muzzie country.
>>72947893
for you
>>72947634
It's not impossible to give less fucks.
Any of you fags use Bumble? Results?
>>72948017
the fuck is that?
>>72948028
dating app for cucks (girl msgs first)
>>72947697
ted cruz area?
>>72948110
yah, grave of slaves or whatever
Holy shit, it's fun to do evil.
>give mom a lecture about will power
>go into the bathroom right next to her and beat my dick off without her knowing
>>72946052
Someone's gotta be the man
how do i get an american gf?
>>72948584
Tell them you're Nordic.
It doesn't matter if you are or not, just go with it.
>>72948584
You have to be outgoing, quickwitted in your responses with them (they do not shut the fuck up even if you BTFO them) aggressive and assertive, and interesting and handsome.
>>72948584
Tell her you're 1/16 American