>should >shoulder

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>English

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>though
>through
>thought

>>72941875
>trough

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>tomato
>tomato

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>patronize

>read (present tense)
>read (past tense)

>dove (bird)
>dove (past tense of 'dive')

>desert (third world shithole biome)
>desert (verb; to abandon)

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>sick
>seek

>>72942276
>bait
>bait

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>genders for nouns
This is even more unforgivable. Adds nothing to the language.

>>72942456
Nice bait

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>>72941781

The entire English language is a shibboleth designed to detect enemies and foreigners.

If you don't speak it fluently, a native speaker can immediately identify you as the hostile organism you are.

>calling "back" to the back side of your torso

Caveman-tier

>>72942418
What is the difference

>>72942634
ee is pronounced like the letter e

i is pronounced like ih

>>72942634
bitches and beaches

same difference