Business Idea edition
Maisie
Come to LA lads
https://youtu.be/-f0pxdL1vsE
emily
business idea: post amphibians
*tucks you in*
Post wank material
people still play starcraft?
>>72941798
need to know something before i answer this
Are koreans people?
Does UK have qt Indian and Pakistani girls?
>>72941768
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say maisie? Has anybody expressed any kind of interest at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
posting in a JF thread
>>72941801
Need to know something before I answer this
Do people eat dog?
Is poleaboo /ourlad/? Really dislike everyone who's ever wronged him.
Weird that colonials make news when we cba
Cuck much
genuinely curious. why are brits so stupid nowadays?
why are american born citizens the ones creating all the new software and technology while brit lads are sitting on their hands?
its not even imported stuff. most of our intellectual property for fortune 500 companies was founded by a white american
brits use to be the intellectuals of the world for a short time. now they are all dumb as fuck chavs
>>72941798
there's a remastered version being released so a lot of sc2ers want to try it out
but yes, others have still always been playing, like myself
almost no one in the UK plays though, plenty of Germans however
>>72941797
>>72941790
>>72941802
They have mustaches
>>72941797
>>72941811
Need to know something before I answer this
Are dogs inherently different to cows, chickens or sheep?
>Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say maisie? Has anybody expressed any kind of interest at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
>>72941846
Then people do eat dog
>>72941831
No, that can't be right
>>72941835
would she be interested in a handsome ripped 27 year old like me?
genuinely curious
>>72941687
>You realize Syria is majority Sunni
Yeah, but the majority of Sunnis are in open revolt you dumb shit, if they're not gassed, internally displaced or imprisoned.
>Kurds are Sunnis
No they're Communists. The Sunni Arab component of the YPG or the SDF or whatever the fuck they call themselves in the media now, are paid mercenaries with no actual combat duties, they exist to confer legitimacy on the American-backed Kurdish invasion of Arab lands.
>I'm not you idiot.
You literally are. All this shite about how the YPG are based multi-ethnic freedom fighters, about how the Syrian rebels are a huge mosaic of different groups, how the Iraqis are our allies on the ground, it's straight out some drivel Guardian article.
Stupid cunt, shut the fuck up, you're embarrassing yourself.
>>72941797
>>72941860
Google them
>>72941835
Thinking about her grey, sparse pubes and meaty flaps lads
leaves leave
>>72941867
>the majority of Sunnis are in open revolt you dumb shit
True but Syria is such majority Sunni that even with the majority of sunnis in revolt the army is still majority sunni you fuckwit.
Also where's this 'muh gassing' coming from? Not still on this proven fake chemical warfare bullshit are you?
>>72941874
>brits could never do this as they dont even have this much mileage of forest
shame
>>72941797
>>72941872
Absolutely adore this webm, been looking for it for ages, thank you la
>>72941904
The word for a gathering of canadians is 'leafs'
Business idea: non-hierarchical eco-municipalism
what is reddit spacing?
>>72941926
>non-hierarchical
Dropped.
Business idea:
>>72941836
yes
>>72941940
Me on the right
>>72941867
>t. Al Jazeera
>>72941952
>>72941811
The people don't eat dogs
what does JF stand for?
>>72941921
dont even care about her bum. just her cute personality and voice. can just picture her talking their and it makes my heart flutter
*throws stick*
>>72941960
Jason Ferguson (/brit/ has a bad history with him)
>>72941867
>Yeah, but the majority of Sunnis are in open revolt you dumb shit, if they're not gassed, internally displaced or imprisoned.
No they're not, the government controls 80% of the population. The salafists in Idlib and Ghouta are a fraction of the total amount of Sunnis in Syria.
>No they're Communists. The Sunni Arab component of the YPG or the SDF or whatever the fuck they call themselves in the media now, are paid mercenaries with no actual combat duties, they exist to confer legitimacy on the American-backed Kurdish invasion of Arab lands.
You're fucking retarded mate. You can be a communist and a Sunni, communism is a fucking political ideology and not a religious denomination. And if you don't even know the difference between the YPG or SDF then you shouldn't be commenting on the war in the first place. Also don't even know why you mentioned Arabs. You do realise you don't have to be an Arab to be a Sunni, right?
>You literally are. All this shite about how the YPG are based multi-ethnic freedom fighters, about how the Syrian rebels are a huge mosaic of different groups, how the Iraqis are our allies on the ground, it's straight out some drivel Guardian article.
I never once said the YPG were "based multi-ethnic freedom fighters" you braindead cunt, I said they were Sunnis and that's it. The rebels are lots of different groups but I doubt you've heard of any of them.
And I love how you didn't even address the last bit of my post about Hashd and the Islamic State's view of the expansion of the safawis in Iraq. I know you didn't reply to that because you don't have a clue about Iraq.
Absolute twat, you're legitimately retarded if you think you're correct.
>>72941960
jolly friends
>>72941957
That kangaroo could literally disembowel him with a single kick
>>72941964
>their
just fuck my fucking life. fuck this shit. this stupid cruel fucking world. cant even type a post on 4chan without making a deathly embarrassing mistake
face is all red from embarrassment. all the lads on /brit/ will absolutely banter me for this one
fucking hell. always the butt of all jokes
just did a sizeable wee
>>72941911
Shame you're wrong
>>72941998
bullshit redditor
>>72942003
With your sizeable willy?
>>72941964
https://media.giphy.com/media/136nrH5uj4klmo/giphy-downsized-large.gif
>Spain
>>72942001
>not closing the thread as soon as you saw the mistake and refreshing the catalogue until a new thread is posted
FONT
>>72942017
virus
anyone who makes a post that irks me in the slightest is a redditor
>>72941992
Can't wait to see the runts reply to laugh
prahLAD with the banterBUS
>>72941992
The YPG aren't communists btw they're Communalists, which is an anarchist ideology invented by an American philosopher who came to reject all forms of Marxism
>>72942036
>https
>virus
your opinion?
>>72942053
both have 5 letters
coincidence?
>>72942016
yes
>>72942042
same lel
>>72942060
embarassing
>>72942060
Stop posting this.
Nearly time for that lad to start avatar-fagging with the italian mutant lass
>pause wank to type out a post
>willy goes soft
>>72942074
Wew lad.
>>72942070
why are humans so simple minded? we've evolved intellect and surpassed all these other primate species.
yet at the end of the day, a woman shaking around her ass instantly gets me horny and i stop thinking about anything else
>>72942070
Could watch this for ages it for went on longer. Hypnotising and erotic. :3
>>72942060
She will either
>become a crazy hippie bitch and spread this shit her whole life (probably not because these are usually too stoned to make posts like that
>regret this in 10+ years and hate herself for being such an obnoxious cunt she scared every fertile man away and take to tinder to try and find a daddy to fertilise her shrivelling womb
ruff ruff
Are westernized Indian girls in UK qt's?
>>72942134
>westernized
FOY
>>72941992
>the government controls 80% of the population
Yeah when you bomb and gas everyone outside your territory, you tend to get the majority of people moving in. Doesn't mean they support you. And conscription you stupid fuck do you understand what that fucking means? It means "join the army or you and your family die".
>You're fucking retarded mate. You can be a communist and a Sunni
Screeching, you know Communists are atheist right? They're not Sunni you spastic runt.
>if you don't even know the difference between the YPG or SDF
There isn't one, they're both American front organisations for their special forces. They hardly exist but for Western cameras.
>And I love how you didn't even address the last bit of my post about Hashd and the Islamic State's view of the expansion of the safawis in Iraq.
You didn't say anything worth replying to, you were just spouting off a set of Islamist pejoratives to appear knowledgeable. And the Western media never mentions the Hashd death squads, because the Iraqi government have enacted a media blackout on the frontline.
Wonder why they would do that.
>>72942123
>liveleak
expected someone to get petrol tired desu
>>72942121
u had any hugs in thailad yet?
>>72942134
They still have mustaches.
>>72942123
Is this what Argentina is really like?
>>72942141
Shagged plenty m8, got to the point now where some girls message me saying 'come to mine and fuck me' and I'm too lazy to go.
>THREE THOUSAND POUNDS
>>72942060
>morgan
so is this a man or...?
>>72942160
dude that is so cool!!!!!!!!! wowww youve had sex???
whoaaaaaa!!!
>>72942185
can tell you haven't
>>72942138
>Screeching, you know Communists are atheist right? They're not Sunni you spastic runt.
thanks for the laugh
come to mine and fuck me
There's one American on here that's particularly annoying today. His posts are easily spotted.
Will anything ever measure up to this?
who's this new thailad
bit out of the loop
>>72942197
'no'
>>72942193
dude! thats so cool!! dude you have sex too? whoaaa dude! fricking hell yeah man. rock that shit bro
>>72942222
_______ ______ is black
this is the poster that was posting gay cuck pictures yesterday >>72942226
>>72942091
why are japanese people like this
reckon its all an act
got DEBBIE'D today lads
>>72942221
*burns book*
i win
*turns to page 72*
Reckon my gf is actually fully in love with me lads
She said she feels like God sent me to her to make up for the shit life she had before she met me.
Quite strange.
>>72942193
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YarHqh0btT
>>72942235
Laughing like fuck.
>>72942239
cyclone'd
>>72942138
Convinced you're memeing now. You accused me of parroting western media but now you're literally doing exactly what they say with the whole rhetoric about Idlib being nuked into oblivion, media blackouts in Iraq to paint the scene as if Shia are genociding Sunnis and complete ignorance about the YPG and SDF.
And I have no idea what you're on about with the communism bullshit you're spouting. Are you seriously denying that the Kurdish people are atheists rather than Sunni Muslims?
>You didn't say anything worth replying to, you were just spouting off a set of Islamist pejoratives to appear knowledgeable.
I was literally addressing your entire view you idiot. IS, HTS, Ahrar and the smaller jihadist factions in Syria are the only ones claiming it's Sunni vs Shia. And you are too.
Going to bed now, you've convinced me that you don't know shit.
Read that two white parents can give birth to a black child due to genetic mutations
is that true lads?
Half three in the morning and he's trying to claim he has a gf.
kek
>>72942176
would like to think this wasn't scripted
screeching at this runt's vocaroo
tonights episode of 3 hour autistic arguing was better than the "is china communist" episode yesterday
>>72942264
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YarHqh0btT
Howling.
screeching at this runt's vocaroo
>>72942288
Could see this genuinely happening in some backwater american christian town
The rightful place of every Kurd is under a Turkish boot
>>72942264
screeching
>>72942311
Tired of the daily communist arguments honestly
Nothing new is ever said anyways
>>72942262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YarHqh0btT
>people who pick their nose in public
>people who pick their nose while with company then rub it on something/eat it
The height of barbarism
>>72942331
nothing new is ever said in /brit/
have had sex before
even got a gf I don't particularly like
>>72942349
Sometimes there can be real discussion but that is increasingly rare
I'm off downstairs to get my *free* complimentary breakfast. See ya later kids.
>>72942262
How did you pull that one off la?
gf sleeps naked. nice feeling her bum in the morning
>>72942348
reckon I could beat that
>>72942349
Is /brit/ the elusive library of babel
haha
silly yank
>>72942284
>Convinced you're memeing now.
I was
Night la xxx
me
Bit spoop out
https://lichess.org/QGwVUpzs
anyone fancy it
I'm an entirely average player so don't be too good
will be spangled out of mind on drugs this time tomorrow lads
>>72942367
>>72942358
>>72942262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eHz9t1Sttz
>>72942363
Had this plan all worked out from the beginning tb h. Basically I was honest and truthful with her, made her feel valued, was generally affectionate and loving, improved her life immensely.
And she actually fell for it hahaha, what a mong. I'm such a manipulative psychopath.
das ist mien land
William I (Old Norman: Williame I; Old English: Willelm I; c. 1028[1] – 9 September 1087), usually known as William the Conqueror and sometimes William the Bastard,[2][a] was the first Norman King of England, reigning from 1066 until his death in 1087. A descendant of Rollo, he was Duke of Normandy (as Duke William II) from 1035 onward. After a long struggle to establish his power, by 1060 his hold on Normandy was secure, and he launched the Norman conquest of England six years later. The rest of his life was marked by struggles to consolidate his hold over England and his continental lands and by difficulties with his eldest son.
William was the son of the unmarried Robert I, Duke of Normandy, by Robert's mistress Herleva. His illegitimate status and his youth caused some difficulties for him after he succeeded his father, as did the anarchy that plagued the first years of his rule. During his childhood and adolescence, members of the Norman aristocracy battled each other, both for control of the child duke and for their own ends. In 1047 William was able to quash a rebellion and begin to establish his authority over the duchy, a process that was not complete until about 1060. His marriage in the 1050s to Matilda of Flanders provided him with a powerful ally in the neighbouring county of Flanders. By the time of his marriage, William was able to arrange the appointments of his supporters as bishops and abbots in the Norman church. His consolidation of power allowed him to expand his horizons, and by 1062 William was able to secure control of the neighbouring county of Maine.
>>72942431
shut the fuck up
Dinner is done lads :)
>>72942431
everyone report the wiki spammer yank cunt
>>72942406
WOW UR SUCH A COOL BADASS DRUG FIEND HAHA CHOOSE LIFE U ABSOLUTE MADMAN xD
>>72942439
done
>>72942419
>>72942419
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qZPOPte2mA
>>72942433
no you
>>72942439
announcing reports is a bannable offense
>>72942438
>redditspacing
>>72942452
who are you quoting?
>>72942451
you're right, and I did no such thing. telling other people to report isn't against the rules
>>72942449
Joke went right over your head
>everyone report the wiki spammer yank cunt
>>72942439
>>72942448
hÄ—llo reddit
>>72942466
hahahah dude you fucking got me!!!! what a prank! holy shit dude, thats fucking sick prank
convinced me of one thing, while really you were doing another. you are so manipulative and twisted bro..
>>72942473
>redditspacing
why is /brit/ such shite tonight?
thread is absolutely abysmal right now
>>72942503
im here
>>72942483
Wasn't trying to convince you of anything mate, you're just a mong who misunderstood me completely
got a big ass green dick
baka baka baka
wojack pale ass whitey baka he aint shit
he got a tiny ass dick
AY YO
>>72942503
relatively high yank ratio
>>72942518
zozzling
Am I the only one with ass cheese like right below the tailbone? It gets under your nails when you scratch the area, smells really musky [spoiler]and turns me on like nothing else[/spoiler]
>>72942516
whoaaaaaaaooaoaaa you are so smart. so you werent even baiting???
wow!
>>72942503
>>72942511
Too many yanks
sosig
>>72942535
hello facebook
girls bums hmm
>>72942550
2 1 3
>>72942535
strewth
*generic post about a pretend gf*
>>72942582
h-he can still win
>tfw 5'8
I've taken to wiping my arse from the front lately and finding it incredibility difficult to adjust to doing it from the back again.
night fags
>>72942608
*tucks you in*
>>72942596
nice post
really want a girl I work with don't know what to do about it though already looked through her facebook twice
Just don't know what to do with myself
got diagnosed with Schizophrenia and am fucking depressed.
the gf still talks me to sleep at least
>>72942608
what happens if you smoke them in the daytime?
>>72942619
hello nigger and reddit filename
>>72942619
sheit mang mofuggin bitch ass lil nigga
Lots of reddit here tonight
thairad!
dad met the prince the other day
thaimong
>>72942650
terrible post
Give me a (you) please :(
just orchestrated the biggest wank of my life
you...who are you? how did you get this?
>>72942657
me in the middle wearing light blue
>>72942655
>72942676
f u
>>72942661
Is he really a nonce?
thai chicANO
>>72942680
unironically the bestest post i've ever seen on /brit/
>>72942689
cringe
>>72942689
it's a good question
>>72942693
yeh
actual pic of him and one of his many victims
Is asking someone out via FB message weird?
>>72942680
>thailad is here
running on empty
>>72942720
really greased my gear
off to the market
>>72942704
its a fucking jewish meme
What are tea cakes?
>>72942744
At 4 in the morning?
>>72942738
really flipped my pancakes
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>>72942749
i see
>>72942752
like sticky marshmallow coated with a thin layer of chocolate with crumbly biscuit (as in cookie) at the bottom
>>72942762
>>72942762
really cleaned my glasses
>>72942762
really tossed my salad
>>72942762
really fried my chicken
>matron found the intestinal excavator
>>72942762
really cut my nails
>>72942762
really checked my doubles
>>72942348
Just tried to do this and my mum did an overexaggerated cough in the living room thanks alot
finally got the taig cunt in bed lads
Remember Ricki Lake?
>>72942791
HE TOSSED MY SALAD LIKE HIS NAME ROMAINE
*shows bum to camera*
>>72942762
really just did a poo
>>72942802
mainstream meteor strikes again
>>72942836
wtf im calling triple zero
anyone have a link to that BLACKED where the white girl is eating out a black guy's shitty ass while hand fucking his cock
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>>72942854
me in the blue
>>72942864
>gif
fuck off
>>72942854
can already imagine the smug left runt posting this between pictures of comrade sanders on facebook
>>72942883
hi there reddit
I take a drag of my cigarette and frown. The soft smoke caressing the air around me. I begin typing the posts, slowly and cooly. The air is bitter and melancholy.
>>72942864
paypal a shit, they locked my account with about 300 quid in it.
want to listen to the moody blues but every one of their songs in some cringe poem
>>72942883
Hello, Reddit
>>72942901
smokers are jokers
>>72942909
>>72942896
delusional drumpfkins
impeachment when
>>72942854
>Israel
>People caring
imfuckingplying
>>72942854
This is such a normie argument
Ironic thing is they literally know fuck all about what is happening in those countries, except for when a terrorist attack happens in the West, when they scan the recent middle east news so they can guilt everyone about not knowing.
>>72942901
>cooly
It's coolly. Two Ls.
>>72942920
ah yes, shitposting
I too am familiar with it
>>72942942
ta lad thanks, been meaning to get better at writing
>>72942854
poor poo peeland
>>72942854
meanwhile much of the green/blue/brown world rejoices when tragedies occur in the red countries
>>72942931
me at 87 (trickster)
>>72942962
really made me think
>>72942954
>Napoleon
>>72942953
No problem, always happy to help.
>>72942978
French Revolution was one of the most important dates in history
yes helo yes
>>72942854
News in the 90's was inundated with tragedies from Africa fucking millennial scum are to young to remember
>>72942941
tbf you'd be constantly mad/sad.
>>72942996
>>72942954
>Queen Victoria
>be ugly wretch
>have like 10 ugly inbred bastards
>they all start WWI
fuckin cunt
>>72942998
y u sound funy?
>>72942969
She's not even smiling, how she's managed to have such a retarded look on her face despite most of her face being covered is rather impressive.
keep still boy no need for static
does this accurately depict normie sex?
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1490745254290.webm
>>72943000
there's always at least 16 civil wars happening there at any given time
>>72943021
name them.
>>72943005
Explains a lot
>>72943017
>normies in college dorm making porn of themselves
>one of the most popular vidoes on pornhub
ah yes looking forward to seeing this girl return to porn when she gets fired in two weeks from a real job when this video surfaces
>>72943017
sex is so boring
>>72943017
Yeah pretty much
Get really put off when my gf makes faces like that, always think she's putting it on but she assures me she isn't.
>>72943035
It's worth bringing up if anyone ever plays the card though. Source:
http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/attacks/attacks.aspx?Yr=Last30
>>72943034
but i don't want to
tucking into a 10pc mcnuggets
>>72943056
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YGAJlDz9pB
Woke up an hour early, feeling fully rested and alert
Feels weird, I now have to sit around at home for an hour before going to work
What do
>>72943060
>Don't judge the Muslims that you know by Islam and don't judge Islam by the Muslims that you know.
pretty sensible ngl
>>72943039
bitter virgin lmao
Been in America for 5 hours and I'm already drunk and stoned and watching the NBA
>>72943089
have a wank
>>72943101
Where you from?
>>72943017
yeah it is
>>72943102
Don't want to go back to sleep
>>72943021
People don't understand that compassion fatigue is a real thing. People stop giving a shit eventually.
>>72943089
>leaving for work at 5am
>>72943101
DUDE HAHAHAHA I'M LIKE SO STONED RN HAHAHA DUDE WEEED LMAO WHY DON'T YOU SMOKE WEED ITS GOOD SORRY IF YOU CANT READ THIS IM RLLY HIGH LMAO
>reactivate the ol' normiebook to have a look at what my old school friends are up to these days
>best friend has become a sjw cuck
ah yes
>>72943089
Feeling envious la
Sleep rhythm is fucked, FUCKED.
>>72943093
no problem with muslims on a individual basis, some are sound, but fuck Islam.
fuck religion
>>72943148
shut the fuck up you fucking dickhead
>>72943162
no u
DID SOMEONE DAY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED????????
>>72943101
nah you're a yank, can tell
>>72943141
I get up at five, it's a 90 minute commute into London. It's voluntary for the most part, means I can leave at half two
>fuck Islam.
>>72943167
hmm
>>72943101
old pic
game is way further along than that
i'm actually watching it
might go see the doctor about the ol' sex drive
pretty low these days haha
>>72943186
What you doing la, sounds interesting
>>72943187
hmmmmm nootka
>>72943216
It's not, I'm a civil servant. Decent pension though.
Was playing COD on xbox a few years back and I was in a game lobby where some brits were making fun of me for being an American and shouting "where did your towers go?"
>>72943266
bring us a cup of tea m8
>>72943254
>when you get so drunk you enter The Zone, and unlock some of the latent 90% of your brain
>>72943266
What's that?
>>72943278
And how did that make you feel, Anon?
>>72943332
sad