Thierry, on the front page! edition
How dig is your bick?
your thoughts
>it's another /brit/-tier /cum/ thread
>>72939771
Well duh? I want to breed a few bastards and conquer Canadian genetics
>>72939792
use tinder to fuck hipster bitches, the girls in bars and clubs unironically have herpes, and being a finn euro will score you brownie points with the art hoes.
so much nicer to meet a girl, grab coffee in the pleateau or sud-ouest, go to her apartment, smoke a joint, fuck, relax. than pick up a club slut imo.
450/438 is the area code for montreal suburbs. 514 is the area code for montreal.
>>72939805
very good pencil
>>72939805
I have a similar pencil
>>72939843
Well damn! I have to get you a beer
>>72939805
good
>>72939890
>>72939890
nice script faggot
>>72939925
>>>>
>>72939901
sounds good brah, i can also tell you a bit about the night life if you'd like. there are lots of different scenes desu, everything from underground raves to commercial clubs
>receive raise through hard work and dedication at work
>hours get cut
I really really really really really really really really really really really really *inhales* really really really really really like my job
>>72939965
Canadian hospitality at it's finest! I might bring you Salmari kossu for your troubles
>>72939999
good digits but you suck at quoting your own post
>tfw mom doesn't let me leave the house when it's dark outside
Thicc
>>72940020
you wouldnt go out either way though..
kinda tired since i woke up early and went to the gym today buds
nice change from insomnia i guess
test
>>72940080
nice
*wakes up from his name*
whelp there goes my sleep schedule.
>>72940143
>>72940143
BIG
>>72940143
O-O-O-O-O-OH YOU ARE SO SCREWED
>>72940167
>>72940167
>>72940143
IM TELLING
>mfw people bitch about Bombardier receiving government loans
Are they seriously implying that Boeing, Airbus and Embraer haven't also received fuckloads of loans and bailouts over the years?
I mean for fuck's sake, Boeing almost went bankrupt when they were developing the 747 in the 1960's, and yet the 747 ended up being a cash cow for them, and it took nearly 40 years for any other company to be able to design an aircraft to compete in the same market (the Airbus A380, which actually has had a fuckton of issues and overall has been a failure in many regards). All of this was possible thanks to extremely generous aid from the American government. In the case of Airbus, while it's technically a private company, in practice they might as well be a government-owned company given the amount of government support and involvement they have.
Canada is literally the only country where people are indignant that their own local company, the world's 3rd largest manufacturor of commercial aircraft and one of the world's leadings manufacturors of trains, gets a few hundred million from the federal government. Even fucking Brazil invests more in Embraer. And the bottom line reason for this is that Bombardier is in Quebec, with a francophone name. If it were called "Johnson Aerospace" in Ontario, it would have received much more generous aid a very long time ago.
why does ontario keep buying trains from {{bombardier}}
something fishy going on here
>>72940004
desu i only drink for the social aspect so you shouldnt go through the trouble, its nothing for me to just tell you about montreal off the top of my head.
we need more tourism, and our mayor is kind of like Giuliani in NYC, he's cleaning up the downtown and making the whole urban core tourist friendly
just hit me with any questions you have.
heres a map of the city:
black: downtown: looks and feels like any major north american CBD, plus some nice churches.
Burgundy: old urban area
Red: newer (1920-1950s) urban area
green: post 1950s suburbs
*gets mail
*sweats nervously*
women are gross
>>72940247
Cracker
>>72940193
That money could be going towards killing isis
>>72940183
s a u c e
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>>72940247
Always makes me happy to see a girl getting off with a dildo smaller than my dick. I want to pat her on the head and call her a good girl.
why is bombardier so corrupt lmfao
>>72940193
>Quebecker thinks private industry deserves unlimited taxpayer handouts
>immediately plays the "if it was Anglos" card
Truly the niggers of Canada
>>72940334
quebecois genes
Reminder that mother's day is in 2 weeks.
Do something nice for your mummy
>>72940365
>mummy
>American flag
why?
>>72940004
why do you suddenly come here out of nowhere
and start using autism flags
proxy? pls go
>>72940389
Because that's a term for mother you uptight cunt
>>72940392
Hiljaa saatana : D
>>72940410
> : D
>>72940350
>Quebecker thinks private industry deserves unlimited taxpayer handouts
did you literally not read any of my post?
>>72940405
Not one that Americans use you fag
>>72940447
I'm American and I just used it pussy, what you gunna do about it?
>>72940273
after finding out what bacterial vaginosis is im never talking to a girl again
ame ame ame
ame ame ame
>>72940466
>pussy
TOO FAR
So I've been looking at pictures of a "hood". Is it basically an abandoned district with ruined buildings?
>>72940491
they aren't abandoned, just unkept.
Now get the fuck out german
>>72940484
Nobody kana stop it
>>72940193
>Bombardier is in Quebec
ok, but "Airbus" was certainly a better name for airliners.
Do they specialize in military planes?
>>72940439
>DOOD ITS AN INVESTMENT
How many of these interest free loans does a private company need? One that can't even deliver on it's contracts?
>>72940491
just a really poor inner city district, usually populated by black people
>mummy
gettin real tired of doing nothing but browse 4chins and watch youtube
>continues to do so
>>72940528
It was a snowmobile company
*teaches you how to shoot pistols*
>>72940552
order dope online
*accidentally breeds you*
oops lol
>>72940541
Thanks for the answer. I was expecting worse images to be quite frankly
I carry a unloaded gun where ever I go, so I can get into standoffs whenever a ruffian jumps me at the saloon
Going to smoke a joint have no idea what to do afterwards
>>72940585
Disregard the "to be"
>>72940563
>Do you intended to do that?
>Yeah
>>72940568
>doing drugs
>>72940559
ok
Can we be proud of Kwebec for a minute? Or is it condescending?
>>72940541
:(
Hello we are here to stay
>>72940630
i thought you frogs hated quebec and so on
>use to always have weed
>in my dreams anytime I want to smoke weed I just go get it from the hiding place
>wake up
>I havent had weed in over 6 months
It's a bad feeling
>>72940642
nah, all my rich friends move to Montréal or spend some time there, very trendy.
>>72940614
>not taking drugs
Its 3 am and I don't know if I should smoke a joint or not I'm kinda half tired and listening to white noise ambiental music
>>72940585
Depends on the city.
>>72940630
>we
They are where they are no thanks to you bud
>>72939756
Product idea:
A soft, rubberized pressure pad that instantly pulls the trigger of a gun whenever hit.
>>72940678
but the reason most of us exist is because the king of france sent a bunch of orphan women across the ocean
>>72940645
I hate the feeling of not having weed, especially after a long day at work and coming home late at night there's nothing better than lighting one up and just play vidya or watch movies
You can always order from the internet
>>72940678
btw isn't Bombardier also the last name of one of your most awful radical feminists?
Might be why I don't like that name.
>>72940633
sorry bud i left that thread, whats up
>>72940698
>sent 5000 trash people
>the only major investment they ever did in the colony
>>72940633
fuck off redditflag
>>72940706
Denise Bombarder? Sans relation.
I met a Quebecois girl once. She was pretty cute.
>>72940658
drugs are degenerate and disgusting
druggies need to be jailed or deported
>>72940759
Thank god weed isn't a drug
>>72940642
are you this kind of man >>72939726
>Thank god weed isn't a drug
really want a devout Catholic gf/wife lads
this girl went to my high school. found this pretty interesting
>>72940759
>>72940725
>orphans
>trash
wow how nice
what did bernie mean by this?
>>72940804
here's the interesting part
>>72940785
i dunno maybe
*listens to violin*
>>72940835
BIG
It's always the german
>>72940843
>stallman
fuck that guy
>>72940844
MEATY
>>72940865
yeah hes autistic
Sometimes I wonder why I don't just go up to a girl and ask her if she wants to have sex with me
I'd just ask and if she says no then she wont and it's as simple as that it's not like she even knows me and after a week or she'd probably not recognize me or even remember
>>72940866
ROASTIE
>>72940879
BLACK
>>72940834
everything out of that faggot kike's mouth boils down to "GIVE ME FREE SHIT RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE"
i think fist of flames belongs on r9k instead of here
This girl went to my high school. I've got three pictures of her I'll post.
>>72940899
CLAWS
Recommend me a type of bulb, /cum/
I'm not too fond of the "clear white light" bulbs because they feel like they make rooms really gloomy.
>>72940917
is that one of those girls (male) i'm always hearing about?
this is a japanese succubus who can't get a bf
>>72940917
Next one is of her boyfriend.
>>72940935
fluorescent
>>72940917
Was she a he when you went to high school?
>>72940829
I meant more like the Kingdom of France was just dumping people they didn't want there. When the Brits did it to Australia they eventually started making some real investments in the colony, France never cared.
>>72940950
I hope its an asian
Just got back from the gym lads
>>72940943
this anime really went down to the drain after 4 episodes
>>72940950
>>72940961
>>72940973
you are well on the quest to glory my man
>>72940973
how'd that cardio go
>>72940943
found a long hair around my dick when I woke up
are succubus real?
>>72940973
which muscle group did you train
>>72940937
>>72940952
No, she was always a girl (female)
>>72940973
I'm proud of you
>>72940978
w-what
gonna watch deliverance buds
time for gay rape
when you get a gf are you supposed to delete all your dirty pictures of other girls from your computer/phone
>>72941004
It's your moms
>>72941004
You just need to trim your pubes
YOUR STOMACH HURTS AND YOU NEED TO POO BUT I WILL NOT LET YOU NEAR THE LOO BE GONE FROM HERE YOUNG PAJEET TO THE DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET
>>72941020
gfs are temporary
pictures are forever
>>72941020
no show her them
>>72941019
I want to learn the banjo
>>72941049
it seems dishonorable
>>72941020
u dont have to tell her and have it in case if u break up
>>72941020
No, you show them to her and go through the details of all your fetishes.
>>72941020
Not if you can hide them well
>having a girlfriend
Haha I haven't even talked to a female in 2 years
Really makes you think
She's a dumb weeb.
>>72941016
Is there a problem?
>>72940080
>>72940143
>>72940183
>>72940277
>>72940804
HNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG MUH TEST
>>72941100
Not going to lie if she had more meat and didn't dye her hair it would be 10/10
>>72940973
You could've been studying.
>>72941100
makes ya think is all
>>72941139
Well you've been fooled because I did lie and it is a tranny
You're gay now and his "boyfriend" isn't his boyfriend
>>72941100
oh goodness gracious, I want to hang her by a rope
*eats a barnarna*
>>72941173
she's not a black though
>>72941168
>tfw Fist of Flames is gay
I knew it all along
>>72941168
I was joking, hahahaha
Have you ever look at the xells on a banana? Like REALLY looked at them
>>72941095
One of my closest friends is an attractive girl, its not that hard man.
>>72941095
>tfw too sociopathic for a stable relationship
>>72941194
>purple wig
>burberry
>trashed bathroom
You sure?
>already dueling banjos
wasn't expecting it this early tbqh
When I come back I won't be the same person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftqkP3n2qLU
>>72941223
>online sociopaths
>>72941216
where do you meet them
have no reason to talk to anyone on a daily basis Tbh. just show up to class every day with a bunch of people i don't know and sit there silently
>tfw you're notified that somebody took out a death insurance policy on you
been nice knowing you buds
>>72941273
What do you mean online sociopaths?
>>72941291
it's called life insurance I think and can't you figure out who did it and kill them first?
>>72941304
Did he die?
>>72941301
they call it 'accidental' death insurance policy and it was probably my mummy
all this time I've tried to run away from my own reality
GOD SAAAAAAAVE THE QUEEN
FUCK ALL AMERIKEKS
>>72941295
>>72941378
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>72941377
Misty didn't have such a long ponytail
AMERINIGGERS BTFO
>Invasion of Quebec was immediately followed by the Saratoga Campaign
BRITISTANIS BTFO
>>72941434
the british pretty much gave you guys the land by expanding Quebec's territory father south to piss you guys off into having a revolution
besboll soon
>>72941399
>united colonies
Literally brits
AMERIKEKS BTFO KEKSHED BTFO
gonna do underground pass, boys
AMERIKEK TOO EMBRASSED TO ASSOCIATE HIMSELF WITH THE KEKSHED
SAD
LMAO'ing @ ur national bird
AVERAGE AMERIKEKS
MEANWHILE SUPERIOR BRITS FIGHT FOR THEIR COUNTRY
>>72941546
lol
>>72941546
What if the transgender gay muslim women is actually a spy? It's hard to believe someone would do that to themselves
>>72941541
You seem to have forgotten the sauce, bud.
>only 27% of Br*ts are willing to fight for their country
SAD!
>moving furniture is a semiskilled job
American education
>>72941611
>thinks there's only one kind of intelligence
american education
>>72941615
Why are brits so obsessed about wanting americans to ban guns, I don't get it.
pathetic tbqh
>>72941647
They are different breed of people, they don't mind having cameras stalking them everywhere
Are you happy about your neck, /cum/ ?
I'm happy about mine, 1st time I notice, as I bought an unfit piece of clothing, making me realize I wasn't the problem, the cloth is the problem (made for necklets).
50% WHITERS WONT EVEN FIGHT FOR THEIR COUNTRY LMAO AT AMERIC*KS
>>72941647
It's not just the Brits. Australians, Europeans and to a lesser extent Canadians all think that.
>>72941647
Why do brits come here just to bother us, how thin skinned can you get?
>>72941694
but guns arent banned in canada
>>72941682
>t. Le giraffe
>>72941204
the what? I guess not.
>Outlawing guns
>>72941717
nah I was talking about thickness
maybe ironing it would fix it
>>72941615
I know this is an ancient meme, but it still triggers me every time. Where the fuck can you NOT find tea for sale in the US?
>>72941738
They can't read American
>>72941714
Most people think you are crazy shoot-em-up land and need """common sense gun laws""". Only a minority of the civilized world think guns should be widely owned by civilians. In Europe this is a very small minority.
>>72941611
good will hunting feels?
>>72941756
>my state allows anybody to buy and carry a gun without a permit
>one of the lowest violent crime rates on the planet
I don't understand desu
>>72941760
Wot
he's back
>>72941786
Film with and by Matt Damon, a genius who works as a janitor and gets into fights.
>>72941783
Everytime non-Ameriburgers hear about guns in the USA it is a mass shooting, Bongs are amazed you can carry a gun around openly in some states as a civilian.
>>72939756
Why is he on the front page of /cum/ (worst general/chatbox of /int/ after /brit/)
>>72941819
Can you threaten a cop with your loaded gun if he disrespects your constitutional rights?
>>72941830
>/nederdraad/ is full of turks and faggots
sure
>>72941830
quick rundown plox!
>leafinbreds
I want my MTV!
Why do europeans come here
don't they know they aren't welcome
Except Latvia and that one slutty dane
why are american so lazy fat and dumb
>>72941845
If you point a gun at someone, expect someone to point a gun at you
use common sense it's not hard
>tfw listening to a podcast of a couple of old dudes discussing cryptids, ghosts, and other spooky shit in the woods
>don't believe any of it
>still cozy
>>72941845
Only pull your gun if you know you're going to use it. This is a common rule most people are taught by their father at some point.
abhorrent thread
>>72941845
Stop being a nigger. You just do what they say until you get out and hire a lawyer
>>72941907
Ah so it's not like in GTA :(
>>72941886
Are you a gf?
>>72941948
You can interpret me as anything I can be the manliest man or the hottest 2d gf
I slept on a friend's couch last night and when his girlfriend came in and woke me up with the door I called her a fag enabler. Now my friend won't talk to me, he won't respond to any of my messages. What do I do?
>>72941684
>US
>first practical semi auto handgun, which almost all magazine fed pistols todayare to an extent based on
>First practical helicopters for war
>Second (Germans beat us to it in WW1) actually well designed helmet
> First nuke
> One of the first practical NATO assault rifle bases, the AR10
Meanwhile, brits have created
> L86, the FAMAS with down syndrome
> Helmets that literally had a 6 inch brim, so explosions and debris could knock it off
> Had to have the USA's favorite brother, Canada, do all of the fighting for them
>The only good weapon the brits have made is a specialty firearm for elite snipers, and the base isn't even semi auto.
Your only valuable contribution to military technology since 1900 was the fucking tank.
>>72941948
He's a proven gay
>>72941991
sell all of your belongings and hitchhike to the alaskan wilderness
this general is full of neocolonialism and islamophobia
How bad are Stafford Loans?
Any of you guys have any idea? I'm looking at many different options for Grad school
>Islam
>>72942037
That's because /brit/ is trying to raid.
>>72941859
Oh I dont even acknowledge that shithole desu I know nederdraad is bad
>>72941871
Why
I casually watch naked cam models even when not fapping.
Is this degenerate or not? I just like looking at naked girls
>>72941987
Now that's an original concept.
>>72941871
>>72941885
>>72942069
same tbqh, but it's not cam models, I've just looked at porn a couple of hours every day since high school. I do masturbate eventually, but it's mostly for fun with no erection
>>72942069
Perfectly normal. I'm a regular on chaturbate.
>>72941871
Euros are okay as long as they aren't butthurt, and are comfy.
whats the discord for this again?
>>72942116
THERE IS NO DISCORD THERE IS NO IRC THERE ARE NO REDDIT FLAGS FUCK OFF BACK TO FACEBOOK
>>72942043
i had an unsubsidized stafford loan at 2.65%
but that was about 13 years ago
>>72942116
Its right here I think
>ALL CAPS
>I don't know how to fedorapost
>>72942147
good post my friend
>>72941830
he is my politafu
>>72942180
>>I don't know how to fedorapost
Suddenly you find a gf.
- What makes her think, damn, I shouldn't have dated such a freaky loser
- Damn, I didn't expect he was so good/knowledgeable/fit/rich at ... ?
really could go for an alcohol buds
poopey anuse butte lol
>>72942204
He is a manlet. Also pls spam him in nederdraad.
Good thread guys
>>72942211
Damn, I didn't expect he was so good at Super Smash Bros. Melee.
>>72942233
we try
despise canadians
>yeah i'm a fedora-posting purist
r8 the 'p
>>72941869
fuck, me too!
It used to be easy to get it, now it's only on numericable and canal+ I think.
niggy
I haven't cleaned my desktop in forever. Half of it is just cluttered with pdf's and word docs.
>>72942255
riced windows is gross
>>72942281
clean your desktop off and be out of the building by 5
shiggy
>>72942211
- damn, basically, what he calls friends, are not friends. We're always alone. He's even poorer than I thought, we can do nothing.
- damn, he's good in bed. He has great conversation about international, philosophy and stuff
>>72942230
>manlet
Cute, I've seen people argue about his height though
>nederdaad
is shit, not wasting my time
>>72942257
>>72942297
ATTENTION: bullying this national treasure is off-limits. Please send kind words his way and make him very welcome.
>>72942255
rich/10
wish I could swithc to apple
>>72941869
you play da guitar on the MTV
>>72942318
cool I have a godfather now
>>72942319
what if i told you it's just windows
>tfw wealthy and intelligent enough to use GNU/Linux as my main OS
fug
>>72942343
I'd say "wow, great stylish customization!"
>>72942351
if you were intelligent you'd be using openbsd
will /cum/ ever die?
>>72942374
anon.../cum/ hasn't been around in months....please get out of our thread, /mammi/...
i am part canadian
wish i were a türk buds
>>72942403
Am I supposed to be impressed?
wow would you look at THAT buldge
>>72942443
think about the kind of person who saves theses images
>>72942455
probably some sort of loser that posts on /jp/ during class haha
Listening to Lauren Southern for the first time. Why does she sound like a tranny?
>>72942474
because he is
>>72942443
faggot
>>72942387
How long does this general exist? I do remember the first time these threads were created, it was comfy and with few posters. But I forgot how long time ago it was, refresh my memory plz.
niggy
>>72942443
is that where she keeps her lunch? I don't understand
listened to the 9/11 recordings again, never a good idea
Having a boner should be considered rape
I am going to make a new thread.
>>72942504
im part canadian its okay everything makes sense now
>>72942514
its a high protein liquid diet
>>72942517
check out cockpit recordings of planes about to crash.
spooky
>>72942539
I hate femdom, but it is fucking amazing when it is another woman being dominated.
alright I made the new thread
>>72942570
>>72942351
My record is 3 weeks.
>>72942517
The CNN (?) reporters on top of a midtown building, who missed the second tower falling...
>>72942152
How did that go though? Did you paid them back?