>give me the crown of France or my longbowmen will fuck you

what crown?

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>>72937896

>>72937896
>how would you respond?
I'll send you a bunch of pakis and call it a day.

>>72937896
isn't it "no matter how bad things get, just remember, you can end it whenever you want" cleaf?

>>72938011
*cliff

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>>72937896
Elect Duke of Transilvania for our king immediately. Now, Paris is that way.

>>72937896
Sorry, but god asked me to chuck the English out of France.

Once more unto the breach dear friends, once more. Or fill the gap with our English dead!

>>72937968
underrated post and unit

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>>72937896
*kills your brother*

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>>72937896
En boutant les Anglais hors de France.

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>>72938306
Based Scots

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>every French girl's dream

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>>72937896
Say hello to my friend pischal m8.

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>>72937896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctSiq-J2-7A

If we are mark'd to die, we are enough to do our country loss. But if to win, the fewer men the greater share of honour. God's will I pray thee, wish not for one man more. Rather proclaim it Westmoreland, through my host, that he that has no stomach for this fight, let him depart. His passport shall be made and crowns for convoy put into his purse. I will not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship, to die with us. Tomorrow is the feast of Crispian. He that outlives this day will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours. Then will he strip his sleeves and say "these wounds, I had on Crispin's day".

>>72938048
the cliffs of dover
they face calais

>>72938574
A real slap.

>>72938646
good lad

>>72937896
not really sure how that war went but i think he got his ass kicked by a little girl

>>72938828
>american education

>>72938424
thats pretty cool desu

>>72937896
get stuffed you dozy prat, im off

Original Shakespeare pronunciation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYiYd9RcK5M

>>72938828
>not really sure

You know you're in trouble when a Yank starts a sentence with this.

>>72938918
yank this

>>72937896
Okay here's the crown milord

I'm just a lowly colonial peasant

Pls don't hurt me

>>72937968
This
also mangonel

>>72938887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPlpphT7n9s

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>>72937896
Im sorry m'lord im not from the kingdom of France

>>72937896
>I'll fuck you up
Stop talking shit, mate.

Let's do it, though.

bend over

open up boipucci

have him procceed to slide his cock up my boipucci

buy walls for 400 gold, garrison with local spearmen until i can build archers