Judas was paid edition
the gf
>>muh gym routine nigga
>go to /fit/ you fuckin queer
Unf
I don't believe that Saddam Hussein gassed the Kurds anymore
>man i did so many sets today bruh like feel my pecs bruh straight up swole bro
super fucking gay if you ask me
Kurds in Turkey should be gassed and their land should be repopulated by Armenians
daily reminder bettering yourself as a person is gay as fuck and i hate everyone
>>72935866
I want to have sex with a clown girl where the sex makes honking noises
Don't really care what befalls goatfuckers in the middle east hiding under different names
>>72935905
no one asked you shut the fuck up faggot
dog
>>72935933
Assyrians should get Kurdish land too because Kurds genocided them in WWI
Camille Rowe-Pourcheresse
>>72935950
same
>>man i did so many sets today bruh like feel my pecs bruh straight up swole bro
>super fucking gay if you ask me
>>72935871
has your shitter been shattered?
>>72935905
*throws a piece of toast for the hungry skeleton*
>>72935866
>fits 12 other clowns in her pussy
>>72935969
CHI
haha oh wow
drumpfy eternally BTFO
>>72935976
6/10
>>72935990
the more the merrier 2bh
>>72935974
Greeks should get the Pontic coast
Armenians get most of it
Assyrians get the South
Turks get genocided (not necessarily killed, but forced to adopt Greek customs, culture, language and religion) and Greeks take Anatolia
>>72935990
>pull the anal beads out
>they never end
>>72936002
HUA
>>72936032
HUA
>>72936017
lolol
>>72936017
>juggles all the balls while in the middle of a bukakke circle
Chihuahuas are rodents, not dogs
oh ahaha wow hehe
mmm will drumpfy ever recover??
Thank fuck I poked my head up out the cubicle.
>>72935881
idk maybe they'll have an answer in the upcoming Trainspotting 2 ?
>>72936005
Not even hurt, senpai.
I just learnt the most famous Victoria's Secret ass is french-american (french by her father)
Impossibly posh, got headhunted as she was in a café during her screenwriting studies at 19.
She recently moved to Los Angeles, but when she was in New York, she said she would smoke outside bars and always take her french accent to claim she didn't know it was forbidden.
The face of the "effortless" style.
>clown sex
>>72936008
stop saying "2bh" you fag
that's my thing, it was always my thing
>>72935809
what does your .gif reference?
this is the first time ive ever posted a pic of myself on 4chan. am i cute enough for you??
British girls are the best
>>72935866
>>72935978
>>72935950
one from my collection.
Thats a rather innocent fetish tbqh
>>72935945
>bettering yourself as a person is gay as fuck
this
>>72936015
>Armenians can have their land back after everyone else that took it, shit the whole place up
Fucking foreigners
I remember when it was just us, the Assyrians and Persians in the region.
Good times.
>>72936160
Said no one. Ever.
A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.
There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied
>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball
The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨
So next day comes by, so he starts asking
-So drop of water, why are you called like that
>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water
-Really nice, and you snowflake
>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake
-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball
>Chihuahuas are rodents, not dogs
>>72936146
MY thing you fucking homo 2bh
>>72936160
I want to FUCK the british bunny
>>72935945
How can i better myself if I already feel perfect and at my limit?
>>72936150
The final warning before the death of a nation
>>72936210
no it wasn't, faggot
kill yourself TO BE HONEST
>>72936237
I still don't get it.
Would every brit insta-get the reference?
>>72936124
Honestly man, I'm just tired of people. Fuck it, I'm just gonna focus on my goal, then when it's done and I'm rich enough to buy my mom a house(fully paid), I'ma binge on drugs till i die
>>72936255
2bh*
you aint me nigga stop trying to be me cuz u cant replicate perfection im telling u
American WASPs rule the world from behind the curtains
>>72936278
Maybe on /brit/pol, not sure Rasheed would understand it much
>>72936217
That's not the British bunny
>>72936289
solid plan.
>you aint me nigga stop trying to be me cuz u cant replicate perfection im telling u
paska lanka
>>72936197
Haven't been with a slag yet?
It will be the best night of your life
should I fap before or after I go to the gym brevs
>drumpfs america
>American WASPs rule the world from behind the curtains
>>72936349
youll be more tired if you do now
Reminder that the USA and Japan are neighbors
WORLD STAR NIGGA
WORLSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>>72936299
Na, i doubt it.
The real criminals/rulers/etc never even leave a trace for you to know.
Probably some random dude, who claims/thinks he's a descendant of a dead nation.
>>72936349
After right before bed time
>>72936349
obvi after
this is me lads.
ive been transitioning for 6 months now, pls no bully.
>>72936342
Not the same poster but I have. They're alright.
Not everyone is a fan of sluts.
>>72936349
do it at the gym
>>72936393
Aren't we technically neighbors with Canada too?
>>72936318
What's your plan Cheese-anon?
>>72936426
You want positive comments or something?
>lads
>graduates of art history and cultural studies were the least likely to find work with a good salary
heh
>>72936449
Technically correct, the best kind of correct
>>72936426
How expensive is it to transition?
p sick desu
>>72936448
patrician choice
>>72936539
fantastic post
>>72936306
too much tooth
thanks for the ban btw
>>72936502
i dont live in america, so how am i supposed to know.
>>72936485
Thinking about changing my major to statistics instead of anthropology desu
>>72936575
Very informative answer bud
>>72936577
Doubling in stats and econ would be a pretty solid choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqB-EMqpsUA
Gen Z is redpilled as fuck
>>72936539
Why are Chileans such big weebs?
>>72936475
learn code and get money, have kids quickly, keep on working hard on both sides, family man and rising prima dona.
Drugs aren't really in the picture, noone ever offered me a thing as simple as ecstasy (I never asked either).
Mmmmm
>>72936577
Do you go to a UC or CSU?
>>72936617
hahahahaaha wtf was that shit.
>>72936630
Who is she
I have Canadian ancestry.
>>72936617
DELET
>>72936630
here take this I don't want it
>>72936617
>wait 12 years
Is he going to overthrow the government?
was gifted some fancy cupcakes :3
>>72936665
she is so ugly.
>>72936657
For real?
>>72936613
What can one do with an econ degree?
>>72936695
I know. I don't know why I saved it.
>>72936622
anime heals the soul
>>72936698
Yes
>>72936709
Well keep at it amigo
>>72936695
faggot
>>72936695
>>72936707
Gay. Real gay
>>72936706
economics
I'd rather die than suffer the common cold
>>72936624
Props to you, brotha. You have a good head on your shoulders.
What was the lowest point of your life and how long did it last?
>>72936665
I wanna motorboat them titties but only after I flicked that fucking mole of her face and ripped off those disugsting fake fingernails
>>72936807
nonce
I made a thread about Canada
>>72936832
Good for you!
>>72936665
great breasts
>>72936832
Let me guess, the ancestry thread?
during my down time i like to drive up to the border and throw things at canadians
made some good friends that way
need some milky thighs to lay my head upon
>>72936902
>tfw I will never impregnate her
Feels bad
Why dont you like me anon? Is it because im jewish?
>>72936617
Young destiny.
>>72936948
yes
>>72936948
She looks like sneaky fox
Jews are bad people. I've never met a good Jew.
Fellow calibros, do you think we could get prostitution legalized?
>>72936936
tfw I will
>>72937022
maybe
>>72937015
*steals ur shekels*
>>72937022
Only if your sister and mother become one
>>72937028
I don't think she likes Chicanos
>>72937022
Just take a weekend in Nevada.
>>72937056
What's wrong with chicanos?
>>72937056
Good thing I don't either. We're peas of the same pod it seems
>tfw bought a rifle beyond my skillset
>>72937080
They exist.
>>72937104
now you will have a reward for when you get better :)
>>72936426
time stamp pls
are you the cara poster?
you want prostitution to be legal? i'm going to fucking slice and dice you, degenerate
>I don't know how to fedorapost correctly
>>72937123
true
it will be rewarding to make a shot at 800 yards
>>72937111
Sorry
>>72937070
They are ugly and overpriced. Legal prostitution would open up tons of competition. Better looking girls for lower prices.
>>72936782
oh well... Maybe 5 years of NEETing, working maybe one month a year, ordering sleeping pills from India and the UK, eating them like candy, ending in a panic attack and calling a psychiatrist in emergency (I'm far too paranoid to ever end up at the psychward)
the menial job situation in France is crazy, so I ended up bullied by women from the public and private job centers, which I ended up recording. That's when I got my first broken bone ever, broken wrist, I just fell in a soapy street, didn't get to the doctor, hoping it was not broken, didn't have the means to pay (it was the weekend). In the end I didn't even get a plaster. So called gf said she would visit and help but never did.
My family rejected me and I tend to lash out at Christmas, I "threatened" a good female friend who never wanted me, one day near Christmas I found her new address thru the yellow pages and tried to brute force her digicode (the code for her building)
One day I tried to kys because she was ending the night "hosting" 2 or 3 guys at her place... she became so easy with every guy, except me
Also my longtime "gf" (weird rlsp by episodes) jumped under a train one month ago.
I'm there trying to finish my coding 4 month degree with an internship I have to find. ya?
when are taxes due canabuds?
>>72937134
no and yes.
>>72937193
Not sure, I'll have to get back to you on that one
>Using the self reported 2010 census figures British Americans are the largest European ancestry group of all. However, this figure is likely a serious undercount, as a large proportion of Americans of British descent have a tendency (since the introduction of a new 'American' category in the 2000 census) to identify as simply Americans
G*rmans BTFO
>>72937193
Idk
>>72937193
i think end of april is the deadline
just use the free turbo tax (assuming you have relatively simple taxes)
i usually do mind the day i get my t4, takes about 15 minutes
>>72937215
personally you shouldnt be on this path you're about to take
even if this is a massive bait to get replies
dont do it
take more male hormones instead
>tfw you save an image from reddit and manually type a fake 4chan filename
>>72937307
>tfw you don't
>>72937262
that's what i thought, one of my retarded roommates said april 1st
and yeah tho im apparenntly missing a t3 and i need to call to get them to fix my account on the CRA website cause its fucked
>>72937307
my man
>tfw you go to /r9k/ to insult them
>>72937340
>go to /r9k/
>laugh
>go back to /int/
>>72936617
wtf canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8iiT5WTIlQ
>>72937307
>tfw you don't know what reddit filenames look like anyways
>>72937340
pls dont bully them they are bad enough
>goes to r9k and occasionally posts
>>72937394
that kid is fascinating
it appears he is a kid adopted by a single gay dad and their whole family is on welfare
>>72937394
Who's holding the camera?
>>72937409
>they are bad enough
Don't care desu. It's entertaining.
>tfw I used to be a bully in school
*throws wawa at the other pennsylvania guy*
>>72937444
his dad
you see him in some of the videos
i think it's an attempt for viral video adshare revenue
>This is my account!My name is Dylan.And I`m a ga* dork.Who makes video of Minecraft [because,that`s going to give me a good reputation]reactions,animations,JUICY drama and random videos!YAY!Lets reach 20 subscribers!:)Enjoy!Also,my dad owns this account.
What the fuck, leafs?
good morning /cum/ !
AOTY coming thru
>>72937458
>>72937493
allowing gays to adopt was a mistake
>>72937525
allowing quebec to live was the mistake
>go to r9k to feel better about myself
>it doesnt work
>>72937544
more like gaybec ahahahaha
>tfw know right from wrong and feel kind of bad when I do things that are bad but not bad enough to not do them
if your cock fits inside toilet paper roll your a cocklet
>go to r9k
>realize I'm already in r9k with flags
>>72937544
that too
>be angry french
>bomb your own cities
>all businesses abandon montreal leaving your province destitute
>federal government capitulates by legislating force language usage and equalization payments
>cuck anglos eternally
>>72937544
>>72937559
>>72937598
>*unsheathes Bill 101*
>>72937294
there is nothing you can do to stop me
The only good Pinko is a dead Pinko
Making big poopoos
>>72937497
Mornin lad
Bout to take a cheeky nap
>>72937589
>flags
*fags
>>72937618
arrĂªtez maintenant
>>72937441
He's really not. They're mostly ramblings from the dad.
You'll even find in his very early videos that he would talk about being a Baptist or something, quite often, in fact, that would be the majority of his videos.
He was just a Baptist kid who really liked Minecraft.
Now he's his guardian father's mouth piece.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSLKwZwALzH/
Ah yes. The USA. Absolutely great chaps.
Can you use a vacuum to get rid of the dust in the air? My room is super dusty
My qt japanese ta is marrying a white man this summer
>>72937682
>imagining some retard swinging a vacuum through the air wildly
top kek
>>72937682
open a window
how did u get that gif of my grandpa?
>>72937682
wtf dude
you need an air filter, vacuums pick up settled dust
>>72937674
yeah i know, i find it fascinating
>>72937733
Oh, I gotcha now, double dubss.
>>72937708
>>72937717
>>72937729
Damn I thought I was onto something
It's getting hard to breathe in here
>>72937515
surprisingly good
>>72937657
wish I was that fuggin pupper
Might go to wwe this weekend
>>72937546
have a beer, make a meme
>>72937809
What about this kot?
>>72937826
This is the ultimate in tucked.
"I have absolute power, maybe" - The Shah during the revolution in Iran
glorious leader of russia
>>72937918
fuck off ayatolla
does anyone remember me from last year? I was polling manufacturing companies over the phone in the USA, trying to talk to the head of the Purchasing department...
I was asking how the damn I was supposed to pronounce "purchasing"
That was my first time my skills in english landed me a promotion.
After this, the job center eventually proposed me a training in html/css/php...
>be Iranians
>revolt against the Shah because you want democracy
>put in a system that's even less democratic
Dumb shitskins.
>>72936617
>communism is the idea that bureaucrats are entitled to the fruits of your labor
ftfy KID
>>72938017
well for the records, in french "Shah" sounds exactly like "cat" : chat. (the "t" is mute)
homophones or something.
The Shah talks like a real nice guy.
He voice sounds a little innocent imo
T H I E R R Y
H
I
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R
R
Y
>>72938111
I had had replies mostly from nucks, esp. around june.
It was probably at a different time of the day, as a wagie I'd sleep by now.
Do you type your posts directly on the computer or do you compose them by hand on paper and scan/OCR them?
Personally I feel that a handwritten shitpost is more personal
>>72938226
Can you pronounce purchasing now?
whats wrong with him.
>>72938265
Crippling autism
>>72938265
DONALD YOU FAT PRESIDENT
YOU ARE SO BIG AND FAT
WHY ARE YOU SO FAT
>>72938265
He's not Thierry
Also he's orange
>>72937993
I think I remember you
>>72938314
cuz he's old as fuck
>>72937993
do you like your new work?
no i mean his skin looks so weird.
>not using family connections to land a high paying job
Pssshh
>>72938224
I learnt another thing today.
>>72938244
YES, I had to say so many gazillions of times...
Idk if it was this word or another, but once, Matt, head of purchasing, lectured me in tongue-in-cheek way about the pronunciation.
I have to say we were mercenaries, lying a lot to get to talk to the head of purchasing, needing them to reply to industrial spying questions for the germans and the french, all for free (I'm under oath not to talk about this btw)
So as the others, he was kind of mad, and started attacking me about my accent, where are you calling from anyway, what's that accent. pur'Chasing? wtf? It's 'Purchuhsing.
- I say it again
- no, 'Purchuhsing,
- I say it again (my own boss was right there and I was near nervous breakdown for all the context)
- no, repeat after me, 'Purchuhsing, 'Purchuhsing, 'Purchuhsing, 'Purchuhsing, 'Purchuhsing
he was funny in a crazy kind of way
>>72938357
NEETing again because I didnt find a html/css/php internship as "intégrateur" or something.
>>72938330
nice!
*blocks your path*
>>72937696
The leaf menace
>>72938450
WOAH OHHHH
>>72938381
Funny story. I'm currently learning French but I haven't had all that much trouble with the pronunciation other than maybe when you have to make the sound of clearing your throat when you pronounce "r".
>>72938501
>but I haven't had all that much trouble with the pronunciation other than maybe when you have to make the sound of clearing your throat when you pronounce "r"
you probably sound awful, all anglos do
Can women be gamers?
What the hell am I doing with my life
>>72938524
you're a gay-mer
>>72938435
*kicks you in the vagina*
>>72938524
don't ask dumb questions, obviously no
whomst've art thou quothing?
Can women be alt-right?
>>72938523
No one asked you
Stinky dumb mulatto scum
Can women be literate?
The gf
>>72938523
>Implying I'm an Anglo
Also fuck off Quebec faggot I wasn't talking to you
>>72938604
whats up ese
>>72938600
too fit
>>72938600
too shit
>>72938600
why are you dating a skeleton
the gf
Iranian working in America sues his colleagues for "too much banter"
>>72938664
why are you dating the wendies girl gone commie
>why are you dating a skeleton
>>72938676
why wouldnt you date the wendies girl gone commie
>shares her means of production with you without fail
>unlimited baconators
>>72938671
he'll probably win, but if a slav or scott were to get potato and drinking jokes it would be okay
>>72938676
because girls with red hair are qts
>>72938636
Here then
>>72938699
wendies food is gross
>>72938703
that's not real red hair idiot
>>72938712
the jeff
>>72938718
>that's not real red hair idiot
and?
Please Dispense me some of that dank, sticky kush
>subborts redpills
>no job
dddddddddddd
>>72938501
Yeah some sounds are hard to get right. I'd have stayed in this job if it wasn't minimum wage with 3 days contracts. Morrocan small call center, the guy who wrote the poll himself spoke english like a spanish cow. International polls was a new thing for them, usually it was political polls in french.
>>72938600
t. Anj3lica Taylor
>>72938768
don't smoke kush lil juicy it turns your hair green
the perfidious brown latin invites his dastardly frog latin brethren to our little anglo affair
>ywn snort cocaine out of a black girls asshole
why even live
here, take this gun. whatever you do, don't shoot me with it
>>72939053
*shoots you*
nothin personnel kid
>>72939070
...heh...wanna die kiddo???....
>>72939098
*teleports behind u*
*unsheathes dicc*
try it pedro
>>72938951
*giggle*
done a giggle
i drank too much water and ate too much salty stuff
>>72939187
>ate too much salty stuff
>leaf
not even going to ask
>>72939187
salt is good for you
>>72939187
have a little bit of
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tine
you fucking wanker :)
Tornadoes tonight buds
>>72939306
what's the plan?
>>72939116
Come at me, leaf!
Thoughts on mustard?
>>72939306
you're going to die
>>72939324
the best condiment
>>72939324
the masculine man's condiment
>>72939040
this
>>72939040
>>72939359
her asshole would absorb the coke, you'd need to do it off her buttcheeks
>cant even do degeneracy right
>>72939324
Should it be kept in the fridge or at room temperature?
>>72939324
Pairs well with ketchup
My cousin told me when I was a kid that if a woman's pussy was fat it was because they already have had sex and wasn't a virgin
Is that true?
>>72939320
Eat some burgers
>>72939335
That's ok
big mexigan benis :DDDDDDDDD
burger sauce:
2 parts mayo, 1 part ketchup, 1 part yellow mustard (dijon if ur bougie)
shits good my son
>>72939389
Uhhhh no
>>72939381
>>72939439
>>72939416
are u sure?
Thoughts on 'deenz and canned fish in general?
>>72939495
Uhhhh yes
if fascism overtook canada i would ride the wave and try to get a comfy mid level job in the government
>>72937618
>all businesses abandon montreal leaving your province destitute
anglos believe this
just because we have a law where business signs must be in french literally every anglo ever left montreal and it turned into a wasteland where we have to fight for survival
>>72939553
>not joining the military or police
>>72939563
400 head offices left montréal since the 2 referendums mon ami, I believe less than 10 have returned
>>72939572
thats the government
>>72939563
>gives Bombardier another 100 millions dollar interest free loan
Ahh yes, the famous Quebec """"businesses""""
>>72939553
>from Quebec
>okay with fascism
adds up i'd say
>>72939618
Quebec is probably the last place fascism would start up in north america desu
Im just smart enough to know if you cant beat em, join em
When I was young, before I started to resent the police, I often thought being a cop would be fun cause you could abuse your authority and bully the fuck out of people. Like pull over some asshole that was a douche to you in highschool and make up an excuse to beat their head in with a baton. I'm sure it's happened.
Tell me about Montreal. Is is as comfy and cheap as people say? What about the girls?
>>72939593
>mon ami
you're posting like some baby boomer anglo on a news site
> When I was young, before I started to resent the police
>>72939685
>Canada
>cheap
>>72939685
>Is is as comfy and cheap as people say?
yes
>What about the girls?
amazing, avoid the club/bar sluts and 450 sluts
>>72939686
*autistically rages about language laws and equalization payments*
FRANZE DOZNT EVEN WANT U DEY TINK UR ACCENT IS STOOPID!!!!1111
How dig is your bick?
>esPOO
wew i got scared i didn't even realize you were sarcastic
>FRANZE DOZNT EVEN WANT U DEY TINK UR ACCENT IS STOOPID!!!!1111
>proceeds to not know a single word of french so they would never know the opinion of the french
>>72939685
>having sex
what the fuck is your problem
>>72939738
smol
>>72939726
>bar/club sluts
No, I want to get laid on my vacation
>450 sluts
What did he mean by this?
>>72939760
>Pennsylvania
>>72939769
seriously what the fuck i think something is wrong with 4chan x, i've been having a hard time quoting people, post was meant for >>72939726