/brit/

alex jones

BRING BACK THE UVF AND GAS ALL TAIGS

shit thread so far

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>>72934844

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Remember when 75% of reaction images in /brit/ were are Mitch?
Let's bring it back.

really a bit startled by those pizzagate emails
if they don't want people to think they're nonces maybe they shouldn't talk in weird innuendo all the time

anime

>>72934860

((Further Entertainment))

>tfw medical condition that mean feet stink
>tfw been using potassium permanganate every day for the past few weeks
>tfw still not cleared up

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>>72934897
That's a nice idea, but let's put a pin in it for now.

I think the gimmick that really needs bringing back is Bradley posting.

not jumping to any conclusions but those e-mails are certainly suspicious

the emails aren't abnormal 2bh.

any time i write an email, no matter what it's about it, it feels weird putting it in writing just because it's normally stuff you wouldn't think about too much

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This is far by the worst one I cant find an excuse for

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>>72934937
hahaha ol' shitfoot over 'ere

always have terrible breath despite brushing and using mouthwash

you do realise that by disagreeing or putting any counter argument forward that you're actually proving my point, right?

>>72934973
lol

thought i was gonna be moving into my own apartment but the lease is $150 more a month than i expected and my budget was already tight

just fuck my shit up

>>72934897
Lee Mack is better

>Pizzagate
The ultimate runtpill.

Imagine being a fat neckbeard self-dignosed as having le weaponised autism spending hours poring over goofy emails sent by weird old 9ut of touch yanks about food and their grandkids to look for something noncey

Why are British homes so small?

>>72934973
highly doubt they would abduct someone themselves

>>72934992
scrape your tongue, floss your teeth.

>>72935016
imagine being a 400 pound autistic bernie supporter who cries out conspiracy at everything


runtery

We are being removed from the European Atomic Energy Community against our will

I did NOT vote for this wtf I regrexit now

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>>72935016

watching /pol/ attempt to decode it was hilarious. literally mental spastics

>Some homeless guy swapped me two "valiums" for a cigarette
>torn between flushing them down the toilet so I'm never tempted to take them and keeping them 'cause I have anxiety/insomnia

Looked them up online and, from the pressings, they're allegedly etizolam passed off as 10mg valium. Still, worried about AIDS and shit.

>>72934992
chew gum

>>72934973
Those police sketches are from different people of the same man you gimp

>>72935016
>british person denying the existence of establishment pedo rings

*climbs on top of brexit*

>>72935026
the country is small

my cum is SO viscous since i started taking ZMA nightly

>>72934992
Tooth decay and or vitamin D deficiency

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Ding Dong the EU's dead

>>72935062
quit being a pussy mate

>>72935067
How does that change the fact you nonce

>>72935026
british houses are the perfect comfy size

>>72935044
>400 pound
FOY. Fucking hell, all /pol/tards are yankified reddit gimps.

Nige won, how does it feel rasheeds?

voted leave but I've got an English and Irish passport hahaha

absolutely lovely hmmm where to go next

>>72934992
Gum infection

>>72935087
>being smug about enterring a recession

IN HERE LADS

>>29728996
>>29728996
>>29728996

>>72935062
as a rule do not ingest drugs given to you by the homeless

just ditch them

when I was doing barwork this homeless cunt came in, had a nosebleed then gave me his beak. I guinea-pigged it on a m8 and they said it was awful

>>72935152
ah yes

>tfw lower middle class from a working class background but I LARP as a high cultured aristocrat

>>72935016
yes pedo rings aren't a thing
hope your children get nonced by Saville's ghost you dumb twat

>>72935062
etizolam is better than valium

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I'm confident this tweet was influenced by /brit/

((((janny))))

>>72935194
That's a good tweet

>>72935190
>>72935072
>there are paedo politicians
>therefore every politician i say is a paedo is a paedo
Impressive.........

>>72934929
Yeah I just don't see what sort of life you could give a family here, who wants their family home to be an apartment in a crowded part of the city? I think our plan is sensible, but admittedly getting a gf could ruin everything as I'm led to believe it's impossible to save money when one has one. Luckily there's been no indication whatsoever that I'll be acquiring a gf any time soon, but you never know how these things might change in time.

>>72935194
can't imagine someone wasting 3 pounds at tescos for a cheese sandwich, juice and some grapes.

>3 fucking pounds for a sandwich and juice

>>72935016
>Can't believe people are actually casting aspersions on beloved national treasure jimmy saville and making such outrageous claims about him. surely if he had been up to no good for the last 10 years we would know by now!

>>72935190
>pedo
fuck off yank

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*blocks your path*

have a quick theory on while rich and powerful form pedo cabals

>be rich and powerful
>practically limitless opportunities
>see the world
>eat the best food
>ski, surf everything
>still no limits on what you can do so you go for more extreme highs
>sexual deviancy
>hard drug use
>alcoholism etc

eventually some of them get so bored with the thrills of their wonderful lives that they decide to do one of the few things truly forbidden to even them, fucking 10 year old boys

r8

There once was a nonce

>>72935251
Don't forget the grapes

>>72935273
>pedo
fuck off yank.

>tfw INTP-A

a lump behind my ear lobe has appeared
am i gonna die

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im well rich innit

>>2149926
>>2149926
>>2149926
WERE IN HERE LADS

>>72935272
>ass.jpg
foy

Bet the janny is a lovely bloke when you get to know him tbf

>>72935320
get fucked

>>72935286
you could buy like 4 weeks worth of grapes for 3 pound

you could buy the ingredients to make 2 weeks worth of sandwiches for 3 pounds

you're a runt if you drink juice in the first place.

if you're going to spend 3 on eating out, spend it on something you couldnt just make yourself.

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>foy

>>72935312
aren't these worth like 50k

>>72935273
>ooh no we can't do that, it's against the law
>hahahahaha
>i know, right?
>*rapes child*

>>72935273
think it's more likely that the reason a lot of people get into politics is a fetishisation of power and influence, which reflects itself on a sexual preference for people they have absolute control over (like kids)

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>double game week at villa

>>72935251
£3 for a wrap, a smoothie, and a bag of popcorn is a pretty good deal desu, Tesco has saved me from going to Pret like the rest of the fucking yuppies.

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>>72935268

>>72935247
I've also had no (absolutely nil, zero) indication that I'll be getting a gf anytime soon, too, and I'm 23 now. Realistically it looks like at this point I'll probably still be single when I'm 30.

Do you think you'll move away even if you don't get a gf and kids? Living here is pretty shit but if my life carries on like this I'll probably just end up buying a studio flat and staying here for work.

>>72935320
>JANNY'D

>>72935363
No you mong they're worth £10

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>>72935375

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not a fan of being treated like a trip fag ngl

fake hayden poster OUT
doxxers OUT
bullies OUT

>>72935379
>popcorn
pleb
>smoothie
drink water you mongo
>wrap
i make my own, 3 pounds could make me like at least a weeks worth of wraps

considering they give you those peck half wraps.

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>>72935320
Screaming

>>72935385
Erm I think it WAS an argument (giving previous example of incredulity leading to faliing of justice). Not my fault you're too stupid to understand it.

>>72935005
he is so quick every time i watch him i just feel thick
hes got a response before ive finished processing what was said

trying to think why trump wouנישט אין אינדעקס

tripfags have feelings too

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just poured some of that corrosive sludge in the drain to dissolve a blockage and my chest and head really hurt from breathing the fumes lads

>>72935467
>Savile was a nonce therefore Pizzagate is real
Not an argument

>>72935026
Just use the same logic you guys use for cars.

pedo - nonce OR paedo
garbage - rubbish
sidewalk - asphalt
buddy - lad
guy - bloke
shrimp - runt
ass - arse
movie - film OR moving picture
boobs - chebs
alright - alri
american - yank
sluts - slags
masturbator - tosser OR wanker
small girl - maddy
grocery store - tesco
balls - bollocks
laughing hard - creasing


what other FOY word substitutes should I learn

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>nonces in politics that's unpossible

>>72935387
Almost certainly desu, I think I'd be happier in a rural environment so I can't see myself growing old in London. If anything, getting a gf would probably make it more likely that I'll stay because she won't want to go off and live in my comfy rural farm, the bitch.

>>72935423
That's true, but I like to buy my lunch once per week just as something a bit different. Popcorn's the best snack in the meal deal, otherwise it's crisps or fruit, and I bring my own fruit anyway.

>>72935026
why do yanks make their houses out of carboard?

>>72935375
hello /u/haydq

dont think i can commit to women lads

always jump into a relationship but no matter how great they are i just get bored haha

>>72935026
age

>>72935521
>proves he didn't understand the argument
>even after it was explained
Daft sod.

>>72935594

alri x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T7pDMYaY8M
getting acquainted with /arejahans/

>>72935016
/pol/ went so mental waiting for the happening and being disappointed every time, they just decided to make up their own and feed off the false excitement.

>>72935361
He's wearing cheap steel toed boots despite not being on a building site. Really opens the chakras.

screeching at tנישט אין אינדעקס ניט קיין

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Just took a shit so big i can feel my heartbeat in my arsehole. Feels like I've been fucking raped

>>72935561
>That's true, but I like to buy my lunch once per week just as something a bit different. Popcorn's the best snack in the meal deal, otherwise it's crisps or fruit, and I bring my own fruit anyway.
you're a massive dickhead

I buy lunches twice a week for something different, but i alternate between a subway and this lebanese café spend around 3.50 pounds

i cannot stand the idea of eating food i could just eat at home and buy in bulk as 'something different'

hector what if i pop

>>72935613
do you HAVE to post in every single thread on r/avfc?

>>72935194
might find him and give him a punch in the gabber

>>72935675
He's a no life nerd

Of course he does

>>72935548
cant even begin to imagine the horror for those kids having to suck his little todger with that face peering over the edge of his belly at you

hope the 19yo at work is wearing sheer tights tomorrow

>>72935543
>asphalt
FOY

>>72935609
Not an argument

>>72935413
>call someone a bender on facey
>get arrested
>charged with 2nd degree trolling
>18 months in prison
>£800 fine
>lose job
>have to sign on the feeling offender register for the rest of my life


Ah yes, "Brexit"

>>72935706
arsephalt?

what the hell do you call it then

would be happier selling bracelets on the beach in jamaica than in this fucking rat race in a dirty polluted city full of twats

am convinced that no one who's intelligent can truly believe in god

>>72935707
Not gonna explain it again when the post is still there for you to see and try to wrap your divvy fucking head around.

>>72935728
path you cryptoyank

>>72935728
pavement or footpath

>>72935765
Not an argument

>tfw ENTJ

i have become the normie

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>>72935748

>>72935748
not an argument

Reminder that ALL of Trump's grandchildren are Jews
They have him by the balls but he's still "our guy"
lmao

>>72935748
I'm convinced that no one who makes fun of atheists on 4chan believes in god

>>72935728
ignore those other mongs, we call it tarmac here

>>72934973
they were apparently friends with sir clement freud, an alleged pedophile


clement freud reportedly invited the parents of madeleine mccann to his house which was very close to the scene of the crime once the disappearance got a lot of press. could he have been flaunting it at them?

>>72935779
>tfw estp

not sure what this means, sounds a bit bent

>>72935598
normies are welcome turbo normies arent m8

>>72935797
children are only jewish if the mother is

bitumen on the road, footpaths along it

>>72935783
long since dead and lived in a time when to be openly atheist was bad for professional and social life

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>>72935675

yeh

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the deano jock

>muh Jews

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havent had a you in hours

>>72935779
>>72935803
>modern day astrology

have a word with yourselves

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>>72935561
I reckon I'd be happier in the countryside too but I guess I'll see what happens with work. If I stop progressing then I'll just move.

I would love somewhere like this
http://www.fineandcountry.com/uk/property-for-sale/worcestershire-bredons-norton-tewkesbury/gl20-7ez/50030884

Just need to make about 1.5mil somehow haha haha haa yes very good

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NEEED a feminine bf to cuddle with

haven't had a dream in a long time

>>72935665
What's stopping you buying Lebanese food in bulk, or what you'd need for a Subway? Personally I don't buy things like smoothies in bulk because they're actually unhealthy as shit, so I limit my intake to once a week.

Finally got a new quid today

post.72935851
git gd

>>72935842
people with blue eyes that have thin faces look really effeminate and weak

>>72935917
bit gay

>>72935819
Not true in many sects including the largest in yankland

>>72935943
all me

72935851

Was going to reply and talk about how pathetic you are but didn't want to give the (You)

>>72935917
literal paedophile

>>72935920
do you do you drink alcohol/do drugs?

>>72935958
I'm bi

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...
long since dead and lived in a time when to be openly atheist was bad for professional and aston social life

>>72935920
oh the luck i've had

72935971
this counts as a you to me shall'be now laugh at how pathetic you are now

>>72935972
Nah fuck off cunt

you're beautiful

14 year-old jodie foster t b h lads

got called beautiful on /brit/ lads

>>72936018
pics

Let me put on my plus five hat of weapon smithing do a little crafting

>>72935979
I think he's doing a Smiths song called Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk4A4GV_U4U

im better than all of you in every way tbqh

>>72936014
T-thanks...

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>plus five hat of weapon smithing

>>72935904
Wew that's very comfy, happens to be within half an hour of my hometown too. I don't like our countryside as much as other country's, but our country houses really are spectacular.

i'll dance the buckles off my shoes
with you my johnny lad

>>72936046
You don't know me.

>>72936018
14 year old jennifer connally 2bh

Scotland Yard detectives investigating the disappearance of Madeleine McCann have been alerted that Sigmund Freud’s grandson was a serial pedophile who had a villa close to the complex where the British schoolgirl went missing.
The sickening double life of Sir Clement Freud, a celebrated British broadcaster and politician, will be exposed by an ITV documentary due to air in Britain on Wednesday. Two women have come forward to claim that Feud abused them from the ages of 10 and 11.
Freud died in 2009, leaving his wife of 58 years, Lady June Freud, to apologize for decades of abuse. “I am shocked, deeply saddened, and profoundly sorry for what has happened to these women. I sincerely hope they will now have some peace,” she said.
Officers from the Metropolitan Police’s Operation Grange, which continues to investigate the McCann case, have been alerted to the revelations because Freud owned a villa in Praia de Luz at the time of the 3-year-old girl’s disappearance in 2007.
Freud befriended Madeleine McCann’s parents while police hunted through the Portuguese town in search of evidence that might lead to her discovery. A spokesman for the McCann family said they had not been aware of Freud’s criminal past. A source close to the McCanns told The Telegraph that they were “horrified” by the news.

>>72936041
Haha cheers for the depression lad

hang on lads...

where did the text boards go?

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i do

>>72936104
What's a "text board?"

>>72935842
literally know this person

whats the easiest way to cum

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>>72936116
glass house

Need to slay some pussy this summer. Which tourist hotspot is good for a single male?

>>72936110
it really shows in her figure

>>72936147
prossies are cheap at any of them

>>72936076
kate and jerry sold maddy 2bh

>>72936140
how fucking insecure are you? i was making fun of those individuals. not your country

lmao

Someone post a fedora

>>72936116
can only imagine what the lads say behind this cunt's back desu. Imagine if you were engaging in lively banter and this sadact interrupts with some gay shit about how it's insensitive

>>72936116
>weaponized insecurity
I'm glad I grew up before the internet was a thing. I was as embarrassing as this once, but all that shit is forgotten. Imagine your innocent teenage ramblings and attempts to be "cool" being archived on the internet.

>>72936116
benders

4 strength 4 stam leather belt?

>>72936171
Shut the fuck up fatass.

>>72936119
whats it called?

>>72936201
aarrgh
level 18?

>>72936186
still have my photos and things on myspace for all to see

>>72936158
>prossies
not my prey. I'm looking for ripe teens

>>72936204
>ass

fuck off yank twat

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HE SAID YES XXXX

>>72934844
Who is this

>>72936116
what exactly is wrong with this? he's correctly identified the correlation of "lad culture" with racism and other vile behaviours

>>72936116
Jesus christ

>>72936140
zim/zer is beautiful

>>72936201
bad rolls vendor

>>72936212
URHHHH
UGHHHH

>>72936180
this desu

howling at the absolute state of him

bet they've got a group chat where he's the only one not in it and they're constantly taking the piss out of this sad case

>>72936057
I'm looking at Somerset/Gloucestershire, so long as I'm in commuting distance to Bristol or Cheltenham.


To be fair to the French they have some really nice chateaus that you can pick up 'on the cheap'.

https://www.prestigeproperty.co.uk/18-bed-french-chateau-perche-sarthe-pays-de-la-loire-france-194772

Could genuinely floor any of you.

@72936219
>L-look I said foy yank twat a-am i fitting in
Pathetic

you guys should be on vent more

>>72936264
id cum on you faster than you would know whats going on faggot

>>72936290
pay your denbt or i'll have you bent

/brit/ is serious business to some cunts today

>>72936140
>>72936268
samefag sadcase

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>tfw you now have to be nice to your dad cause he has nukes

>>72936220
Does her right ring actually say "fat bitch"?

Why

>and then I said ALLAHU AKBAR hahaha
>erm....sorry dean but I'm going to have to call you on your blatant xenophobia. not all muslims are terrorists and please stop behaving like this in future

>>72936290
don't kiss me ever again

christfags are so fucking delusional. it's actually almost cute.

>people are only mean/racist/etc because they're insecure

Do people actually believe this meme

>>72936224
Giving "people of colour" the same banter and the same expectations as others is not racism. Giving them special treatment and special concerns is racism, and it's patronising and condescending as hell.

Real friends don't offer pity, they offer genuine criticism, and encouragement to improve yourself.

>>72936328
coping mechanism, shes trying to own it even though deep down shes scared she cant control her eating

>>72936328
Because she's fat and she don't give no time to no haters.

>>72936260
Bloody hell, that's not bad at all. Feel like it's not so ridiculously priced that it's out of limit either, although it would require lots of hard work and/or luck to get enough cash for something like that.

Can yanks just honestly fuck off and off themselves? Seriously you're not wanted you just shit up the general

>yeah think his name was rasheed or something like that haha
>dean...we've discussed this before. Your failure to remember this name and stereotype him is problematic

>>72936291
Don't homo joke with me mate.

>>72936258
>>72936180
>>72936116
He's literally that one friend everyone has that they only keep around to take the piss out of

>>72936207
starts with J

>>72936371
>>72936268
>>72936140
christ you are sad. got blown the fuck out for being insecure and just keep going

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what do you think lads, almost done

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>christfags are so fucking delusional. it's actually almost cute.

>>72936371
Speak for yourself. I don't mind the yankee doodles as long as they're not jamming yank shit down my throat in a /brit/ general.

>>72936116
redditors are bad gimps

Ingrown toenail is causing me a serious amount of pain desu lads, trying to cut it out with a pair of nail scissors but every time I push down on it, it feels like I'm being stabbed

>>72936399
JANNY?

>>72936398
>>72936374
>>72936344
>>72936338
rorkes.

>>72936311
your dad has nukes? thats fucking crazy

>>72936399
so u dont know him

>>72936186
>tfw still remember my password for the ol' funnyjunk account
>periodically go back and look at my old posts to remind myself of what a cringy retard I used to be

>>72936413
I watched an episode of that once. Disappointing.

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Hitler killed the wrong people

>>72936413
memes aside: you've got to admit that looks pretty badass

>>72936438
Triggered

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*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

yeah, that guy on the left, that's me, you're probably wondering how i got into this situation

>>72936264
No you couldn't mate, I do cycling

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>memes aside: you've got to admit that looks pretty badass

>>72936453
thought i did desu

>>72936460
I kept a diary. Had a read of it years later and could not wait to bin that thing.

>>72936489
not sure I've ever laughed at the record scratch meme

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I've been... Enhanced

>>72936463
>Takes this long to respond and alter it

holy fuck "mate", i literally could've done that in 2 minutes.

did you have to look up a tutorial?

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>Hitler killed the wrong people

>>72935748

take some shrooms for fucks sake you mentally stunted mongoloid

gods love is infinite and unconditional

CUT
MY
LIFE
INTO
PIECES

>>72936461
desu (and im not a fan of the show) but got m8s who like it
but there are certain arcs that are quite enjoyable

theres a desert arc called alabaster or somethiing which is decent

then there are two consecutive arcs called impel down and marineford which starts off as a high stakes prison break and ends in a kinda race against time to save someone culminating in the biggest battle in the entire show

I was thoroughly contented after seeing that and have not watched the show since

it can be decent once you get used to the style, its main issue is awful pacing

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getting my daily dose

>>72936464
looks like a shitty comic book cot imprinted onto his skin , maybe so he can nonce better

>>72936489
reddit

>>72936526
the notion of a loving, personal diety has only been around for the past 2 thousand years. for the vast majority of human history, gods haven't been thought of it like that..

How do we deal with the Yank question?

>>72936548
hank > john

>>72936489
bit old to be posting on the chon.......

think I have narcissistic personality disorder lads

shan't be going to the doctors about it though because I'm not a twat

>>72936548
>vlog
dropped so fast it burned out in the atmosphere before it hit the ground

>>72936552
>>72936498
congratulations, you just acted exactly in the way my gimmick was intended to manipulate you into acting. thanks for the fedora and the reply, it was intentional. fucking idiots

HAHA OI OI!

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>>72936548
>>72936568
ah yes, john green

>>72936594
This pic irritates me because the archduke wasn't driving the car

>Y-you're just insecure but I'm not I'm just fitting in with the lads xd lads lads wonga xd im brit now
Dream on y*nk keep giving me (You)s

>>72936582
alri cristiano /donald


can't think of any other flagrant narcissists

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>congratulations, you just acted exactly in the way my gimmick was intended to manipulate you into acting. thanks for the fedora and the reply, it was intentional. fucking idiots

>>72936590
if you want attention then just ask, we are all here to talk

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>>72936618

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>why yes I do call things I dislike gay

>>72936542
Might have it on in the background for a bit. I think I DL'd a few episodes before I saw one and dropped it. It's that or Cowboy Bebop, which I thought was alright. There's also Welcome to the N.H.K. which I liked. One Piece is apparently good too though so maybe I'll give it a second chance.

>memes aside

did not agree to this

>>72936619
and his wife was shot first

>>72936619
>>72936678
and he was wearing a big hat with feathers in it

>>72936618
you can almost guarantee that if he has a wife she's some dowdy bint with a single digit body count

watching a video about a lad travelling the atlantic by container ship

it's got a gym and sauna in it

massive room, double bed, en suite etc.

>>72936639
>>72936670
>>72936675
all of these are really good posts

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hmm

Theresa is an old crow

nicola is an elegant swan

>>72936594
There was a driver, the governor, a duke, the archduke, his wife, and guards riding on the sidesteps, like 7 people in that car

>>72936670
>gif
fuck off

way hey and up she rises

>>72936713
Crows are smart as fuck. Swans are just belligerent shites.

>>72936712
ah yes

yanks

How often do you lads wash your bedsheets? I washed mine last week and I don't even hsve greasy hair but my pillows already have thst weird hair smell

climaxed

Had a nap this morning after getting up and it only made me more tired

VERY disappointing

>>72936750
sweaty cunt

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>>gif
>fuck off

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me in the fancy car

>>72936750
Depends. On average, probably once a month.

>>72936672
yeah I've seen like 10 episodes of cowboy bebop and enjoyed it

I havn't seen a lot of animes but I think fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood is the best one


seen code geass which I wasn't fussed on
black butler which was gay as shit
deathnote is good but a bit 2smart4u (enjoyed reading the books when I was 14 but probably wouldn't like it now)
Liked the premise of attack on titan but got bored towards the end

film-wise Ghost in the shell and Akira are very good

>>72935543
>sidewalk - asphalt

It's a pavement mate, a fucking pavement

i have a deep fungal infection

the fedora meme literally started on reddit to make fun of /r/atheism

COME JOSEPHINE IN MY FLYING MACHINE
GOING, UP SHE GOES
UP SHE GOES
BALANCE YOURSELF LIKE A BIRD ON A BEAM
IN THE AIR SHE GOES
THERE SHE GOES

UP, UP, A LITTLE BIT HIGHER
OH MY, THE MOON IS ON FIRE
COME JOSEPHINE IN MY FLYING MACHINE
GOING UP, ALL ON, GOOD DAY

>>72936768
*record scratch*
Yep that's me on the right. You're probably wondering how i got into this mess in the first place

>>72936768
are serbs turks?

>>72936768
me coming out from the cafe to say hello but then accidentally shooting you cos i forgot i had a pistol in my hand

crows and magpies are the two smartest birds

its hard to say which is smarter though because crows have better novel problem solving and tool-use skills but magpies have higher social intelligence

(social intelligence is also though to be the key to humanities unique intellect)

>>72936712
left humanity behind

i'd say people who are relatively normie should be allowed to post here but anyone who self-identifies as a full blown 'normie' is just taking the piss and should definitely not, you should at least be difficult to categorise either way

listening to Ludovico Einaudi lads

>>72936812
Tl:dr

>>72936768
>that bloke with the rifle trying to grab at him
ahh yes.... if only you had a way to disable the gunman from afar... possibly some way to throw a small metal pellet very fast at him

>>72936812
id argue your mum makes better use of my tool than either of these birds

>>72936831
it was 3 lines :/

>>72936834
>>72936834

NEW THREAD

>>72936834
>>72936834

another refugee boat sank, 150 dead

>>72936856
source

why cant madeleine mccann play xbox ?

cos i only have a playstation haha

>>72936834
>>72936834
>>72936834
MOVE ON

>>72936837
whats shocking is that none of the black hand were killed on the spot

they were all arrested and brought into custody
iirc only 2 of them were even executed because the rest were too young

>>72936768
reminds me of the kennedy assassination
jewish treachery has no limits

>>72936807
Serbs are Slavs mixed with Turks
Turks are Greeks, Armenians, Anatolians, Persians mixed
Persians got raped by Arabs who are descendants of niggers

Serbs are niggers 2bh

>>72936774
Akira is the one that got me into manga. Enjoyed Ghost in the Shell as well. Tank Girl was fun, but probably because I was a bit drunk when I watched it. Can't find it on Google, maybe it had a different name.

Haven't seen any of that other stuff you mentioned but stills from Attack on Titan look great.

>>72936768

Was unironically very sad, with him begging her not to die as they both bled to death

>>72936812
theyre also shit afl teams

>>72936222
Karen dess