brexit edition
>>72931051
feminine hands
hi?
wanking to taylor swift rn
>ring on middle finger
daily reminder nige was seen at the german embassy back in august
and said he was going to leave the UK yesterday.
>>72931051
>Wearing a thin ring on his middle finger
Fag
doesn't a ring on the middle finger mean you're a homo
doooing a pooolads t bh
fuck cara
used to think that "snickers" was spelled "sniggers" when I was a kid and got autobanned from a forum, I was very upset because back then I wasn't a racist
been doing press-ups every day for 2 months, i started on 15 a day and can only 10 day a day now.
goal gf
>>72931122
>said he was going to leave the UK yesterday
If Brexit ruins the UK ("which it won't"). I respect his honesty but he should show a bit more faith in his own policies.
>just realised it's not that long until the end of the uni year and I have absolutely no friends and have done absolutely nothing and summer will be depressing as always
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes
>>72931160
Faggots
>>72931134
>his
>>72931051
Is taking a picture of yourself giving the finger to Nige a meme now?
>>72931163
Golfgoblin
>>72931171
have you thought about turning yourself gay for company?
love it when I look a band up on the 'pedia and the article is blatantly at least partially written by a band member
>>72931163
>everyday
>probably shit form
say goodbye to your rotator cuffs lad. just go to the fucking gym
>>72931170
>("which it won't"
proofs???
>>72931193
Look at those knuckles. It's a sissy boy.
>>72931170
>haha do this thing that might ruin the country, and if it does ill leave lol
based honesty!
>>72931167
Bunny and Smirk?
CARA MENTIONED
>>72931219
That's what I saw in the screencap of the headline. Can't be arsed to dig it out of the internet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9XKLqGqwLA
private property is theft
>>72931218
>push ups are bad for you
what will the broscience mongoloids come up with next
>>72931167
bunnykittyfu
>>72931205
stop stealing my names for him
>>72931122
if he leaves the UK it will be to the US, he's probably more popular there than he is here
>>72931247
The only time I ever found this eyebrow monster attractive was in that shit suicide squad movie when they did a close up of her hips
>>72931160
apparently this was filmed on the morning of an exam in uni halls, after a night out
/cum/ here, just wanted to thank you guys for taking in all our worst posters. We appreciate it.
>>72931218
>go to the fucking gym
>leave the house
Ha yeah alright mate let me just turn off my social anxiety.
*tutters under breath while shaking head patronisingly * twat...
>>72931243
fond of this post for some reason
>>72931282
with rolled round shoulders, bad posture, and doing them everyday, yeah it's not a good idea
>>72931285
>licking a hairy arsehole
DONT see any appeal in this
it'd be like licking a shit-covered brillo pad
>>72930923
i pity you more
9 minutes till the ban expires from 'g (vg)
>>72931297
take them back REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
People who can wear poppies:
soldiers
former soldiers
family members of soldiers
anyone else is a knobhead
>ywn be best mates with Drake
FOR FUCKS SAKE
>call out gym runts for being the femme calorie counting pussies that they are
>they call you some imaginary poster to tell better about themselves
the mental gymnastics are showing
do you also cry in front of the mirror eating ben and jerrys when you get sad?
>>72931302
the gym is full of fucking mongs you'd fit right in
>>72931235
Actually not sure if it was honesty ("yeah I'll just fuck off somewhere good if it goes tit up.") or a guarantee backed by a forfeit ("if my policy is shit then I'll leave UK in disgrace, promise.").
april fools soon
cant wait to see what hilarious and satirical layout well have to endure
>tfw have a home gym
>>72931323
surely the main negative is that you don't see the appeal in licking a black man's bumhole r-right?
don't like it when people get in my personal space
>>72931297
>/brit/ Yanks
thoughtful and insightful sexually neurotypical Conservative white men
>/cum/ Yanks
Gay Mexican weebs
>he doesn't climb
>>72931346
add
people who were too runtish to join the military but wanted to
really not sure whether or not my gf just has a really sensitive vagina or if most guys just aren't good at sex because i've just given her three orgasms and the average woman struggles to even get one
i'd like your thoughts on this so please leave a comment below, like and subscribe, peace out!
>>72931320
so you just do pull ups in equal measure to counteract this
>>72931339
t’s true, and these are the best and the finest. When /cum/ sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
>>72931364
>if i accidentally made you choose to fuck it up i'll abscond from the responsibility of it whilst you bear it for following me
>>72931282
Doing them everyday when you're struggling to get 15 is a bad idea. One day on, one day off is better for you. Sounds like you fucked yourself.
Words I always forget the meaning of:
exegesis
tautological
ontological
gestalt
epistemological
obsequious
>>72931382
any hairy arsehole desu
>>72931399
she was faking and /or you or her doesn't know what constitutes an orgasm
SUICIDE SQUAD CARA MENTIONED
>>72931360
what? your post is incoherent mate. no idea what point you're trying to make apart from some insecurities about people who go to the gym
>>72931423
Need a basic gestalt on the definitions of these words
>>72931422
im not even that guy so I aint fucked shit
I don't even do push ups anymore and I could pop out 30 at any given time
>>72931370
mad jelly.
>>72931285
like her stockings desu
>>72931423
only know gestalt because of Alex Jones desu
hot finger babe
>>72931393
hello nigger
>>72931160
>autism shoes
>>72931399
ack! fuck off normie twat
>>72931171
hahahaha how do you have absolutely nothing to do all summer? Nigga just walk away from the screen like nigga just go outside haha
>>72931442
this
literally the only time cara has actually looked proper good
cara mentioned repeatedly
>>72931440
don't be bitter lad, it's not attractive
>>72931399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLg1k4I9fqk
>>72931457
yeah, ok mate good for you
*turns away and talks to someone else*
lads if you had to get someone up to date on modern 4chan gimmicks (they browsed here several years ago) what would it be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jUZgmmv-CU
the snares
getting a lot of filtered posts
whatever it is you lot are doing, fucking stop it
haha nige is a dwarf
do you think she has a hairy minge?
cara mentioned where? what are you all watching?
>>72931513
yeah fuck off you little cunt
>>72931533
considering she is an ugly dyke yeah probably
>>72931489
I go on 4chan because I have nothing to do, not the other way around
>hello nigger
>>72931423
don't you have Latin in high school?
>>72931509
Elaine was to hot for these jews
taxtation is theft
>>72931533
naturally yes, but it's shaved
>>72931521
encyclopedia dramatica
>>72931521
What's there to update them on? Just some memes that have come and gone.
>>72931523
What are your filters. I want none of my posts to show up on your /brit/.
>>72931171
>not getting a 'ternship
you goofed
>>72931533
If those brows are anything to go by it must be glorious
I CAN DO THIRTY PUSHUPS
FUCK FEMININE GYM RUNTS!
*shows off stick legs*
PUSSIES!!! CARDIO AND CALISTHENICS IS ALL YOU NEED!
>>72931562
why are you guys still saying 56%? it's more like 40%
*steals your image from the last thread and posts it in this thread*
house of lords and the queen are unelected
european comission and council are indirectly elected
>>72931563
only posh people do
willy poo trump
>>72931596
l
m
a
o
>>72931417
>made you
Don't remember nige putting a gun to my head in the voting booth
>>72931554
but you would have something do to if it were summer
gibi
watching the new gojira lads
Watching old thatcher speeches
She was based, my northern brothers had it wrong
>>72931652
like what?
got big juicy biceps lads
>>72931171
>just realised it's not that long until the end of the uni year
Mate I'm a 3rd year and I've got fuck all idea what I'm doing after
>>72931596
you seem a bit rattled
cardio and callisthenics is all you need
legs don't need to be any more muscular than intense uphill cycling makes them
>>72931667
Go to a musuem
cara mentioned in ITT
>>72931618
yeah but guess what, the european council wasn't appointed with divine rights by God
>I lift
>>72931619
britain must get better
more shite leaking out the 'ol arse lads.can feel it sticking my cheeks together but can't be bothered to wipe
the queen is a relic from a far gone age of tyranny and must be deposed
>>72931370
ah you have fit birds wearing yoga pants too i assume?
>>72931656
has she deleted her stuff?!
>>72931671
>cyclingrunt
>>72931667
Like standing in the sun and let out a sigh of content? Bring a tent and do this several days in a row.
>>72931671
>he believes the memes
absolutely howling at you, twig boy. any big strong lifter could bend your over their bulging quads and snap you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lTB1pIg1y0
weighted dips
>>72931688
probably a real opinion desu
>>72931247
very
>>72931442
good
>>72931492
posts
>>72931533
desu
>>72931703
give it a wipe and a sniff
>>72931706
So is imperialism but hey hoo you yanks are still at it
WHERE WAS CARA MENTIONED?
and why are we all talking about Nigel Farage
I do apologise lads but I'm feeling a bit lost
>>72931706
How progressive
>>72931671
>legs don't need to be any more muscular than intense uphill cycling makes them
tbqh as a powerlifter im inclined to agree with this. Cannot cycle up hill for shit, need a massive ammount of strength and endurance for that
THE ONLY THING A GAMBLER NEEDS
ARE A SUITCASE AND A TRUNK
>>72931721
nowhere in britain you can do this sven
>yeah but guess what, the european council wasn't appointed with divine rights by God
>>72931697
if they're onscreen together at any point I'm going to piss myself
>>72931746
but we have a 100% correct, morally perfect government so it's okay
Going to smoke my spliff in the garden
Mummy has been getting rather angry with the smells in my bedroom recently
I can do 5000 pushups every day
>>72931766
GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO HOLD 'EM
KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM
>>72931774
>>72931735
cara is (already) gonna age like milk
>>72931618
The succession has to be affirmed by Parliament, so the Queen is indirectly elected by those standards
if i sniffed all your bum holes right now, what kind of smell would i receive?
>tfw no far right gf
>known for caniving and thieving from world over
>managed to somehow be one of the financial epicenters purely because of help from the US
>fucking up the world yet again with divisive and short sighted policies
why do Brits think they are such hot shits? I hope UK fails miserably and finally get what's coming to them
>>72931799
women huh?
>>72931794
>>72931766
I'm a bad father. But to me being a good gambler was better than being a good father. Slots? That's a machine I understand. Roulette? That's something I can get my head around. Sending my kids to daycare all year round, summer included. I'm sitting there - blackjack - these guys at the table were my family. "Can't win if ya don't play", is what I tell my son. I put 50/50, they told me I didn't put any chips... check, check, I checked. They didn't take that. Fist fight right there at the table. I take on someone 20 years my junior. I get my ass handed to me, and I'm pissing my pants. They threw me out.
>>72931734
of course it is. plenty of Christians who love the Queen these days. not as many as there used to be obviously. but they still exist
if i recall correctly, Enoch Powell was once an atheist but started believing in God after being convinced in the sovereign divine power of the monarchy
>physical exercises
do some mental exercises you mentally deficient wastes
guarantee i could batter you in a game of intellect any day of the week
shan't be replying to someone with tincy wincy B cups
>>72931810
shit
>>72931798
oh dear lord
heading over to /tv/ now
>>72931697
/tv/ is pleased as punch.
>>81045464
>>72931771
whats stopping you?
>>72931816
Conniving*
Stupid yank mong
Illiterate spastic
Common core retard
>>72931845
Well I guess I fucked up that crosspost. Not even a newfag.
>>/tv/81045464
right wingers are the real cucks
they want to hand everything to the rich on a silver platter and neglect their own interests
>>72931872
Third time's the charm
>>>/tv/81045464
>>72931835
As lead non-executive director of the IBTC (Itty Bitty Titty Committee), I take offence to your remark and demand that you suck on a pair of titlets right now
>>72931845
>>72931872
extremely embarrassing lad, delete
>>72931789
but kiwis have no arms lmao?
>got my application rejected
AH YES
>>72931798
>>72931841
>>>/tv/81055058
>>/tv/81055058
>>72931872
good job lad
Anti immigration leftism is the only way to go
>>72931885
good post
>>72931716
cycling is good for increasing punching power, recovery rates and cardio simultaneously
>>72931723
>he believes lifting makes him a a fighter again
and i'm the one falling for memes?
I'm the one laughing, you're big strong lifters are easy as fuck to fight
>>72931885
right wingers are the rich
if youre poor or middle income and vote for right wing candidates you need to be dragged into the street and shot for being that retarded
>>72931799
wouldn't be here if i were good looking tw@
right then, which one of you lads wants a hard bumming?
>>72931885
woah... wtf i love open borders now.... at last i truly see....
what do people actually do at this time of night? can't really remember
I'm extremely homophobic but still feel a bit gay for Tom Hardy
Stop eating meat
>>72931167
what's with all the dandruff jesus christ
can't sleep T_T
>>72931771
>goes to wooded area with tent
>gets raped with bottles and cans by drunk teenagers in the night
>towards the morning it starts pissing it down
>tent starts floating away in a flood of sewage and oil from the 15 kebab shops on the highstreet
>float downstream to next town where you call for help and stick an arm out, gesturing to passers-by
>they just film you or pretend nothing is happening
>eventually a handcuff lands on your wrist and your pulled to safety
>"oi mate, your nicked"
>get arrested for sailing down a river without any boat tax along with being charged for public disorder because shouting for help upset a grannie
>>72931956
wank, poo
>>72931940
aspiring pikeys are killing this country tbph
>>72931956
smoke spliffs
>>72931964
>self-hating bisexual
You lot give regular gays a bad name
>>72931940
>right wingers are the rich
have you ever heard of a man named cletus? hear he goes on /pol/ quite a bit.
>>72931956
>night
>>72931835
Thats a given, I normally use my fingers
>>72931970
go fug a ladyboi :DDDDD
>>72931932
>cycling is good for increasing punching power
didn't read a letter beyond this
>13.5" biceps
>>72931932
>cycling is good for increasing punching power
l o l
>>72932011
stay ignorant then
If you can't comprehend why that statement would be true you clearly don't know shit
about to make a piping hot cup of lipton black tea
>>72931974
>>72931986
>>72931994
thanks for these x
>>72931956
do a poo
have a wank
>>72932006
would never pay for it
all the ones i have on LINE are probably asleep right now anyway
>>72931899
>>72932002
pancakes
business idea:cyclists as mma fighters
a 100% convincing white ladyboy will be your gf and puts out whenever you want
the only catch is that you have to tell your entire family she has a feminine penis
do you still date her?
when me and the boys hit the club
https://vimeo.com/181134880
>>72931771
It's legal in Scottish highlands
dreadful hours
>>72931820
What's this from?
Imagine being a military supporting statist cuck
>>72932062
how long do you 'wave the water for?
>>72932036
you don't know much about throwing a punch then
>>72931956
its general leisure time. most will sit somewhere comfy and look at a screen though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MSrNZkIMxE
the 'nis is definitely a fan
>>72932087
Factually and simply incorrect
>>72932026
post your guns lad
If the tallest structure in a city is a telecoms tower then it's a shithole
>>72932145
I done BJJ for six years
the (short term) goal
>>72932125
C R O A T I A
R
O
A
T
I
A
Pack it up folks
>>72932112
if you're already a boxer its a great way to add punching power without slowing down your leg movement like muscle added via squatting would
you retain your speed and add a bit of quadricep muscle on top which increases the leg force you can apply to your punches
>>72932176
d'eano
left-wingers need to stop insulting my beliefs, it's incredibly offensive
i don't mean this ironically, please stop.
>>72932135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orTYukcEO0o
>>72932176
right bender you are
>>72932157
margot robbie is an ugly runtoid, the sooner people realise that and stop pretending shes attractive the better
>>72932191
Nice
>>72932209
MUH FEE FEES
>>72932195
delete this abomination
>>72932170
yeah as I said, you don't know much
>>72932011
>his punch doesn't start with the legs
Get yourself into a boxing gym before you get humiliated in a fight.
>>72932195
anime
>>72931932
>cycling is good for increasing punching power
>>72932243
Lol, how?
>>72932207
proof that Yanks will never grasp english culture
>>72932176
Homosexual detected
>>72932160
There's probably some fat shut in with bigger moobs than you
>>72932191
>tfw frogposters are hunted to extinction by Judeo-Bolshevik lawyers
>do deathlifts they said
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRRukh_lAxQ/
>>72932218
>he doesn't want a fun RWD you can chuck about for a couple of grand
kys
What would you do if you met Farage at the pub?
>>72932218
>>72932281
>brits calling people who drive small cars homosexuals
>>72932249
>he throws arm punches
guarantee my uppercuts would send your noggin into orbit
>>72932191
NORMIES stealing our MEMES??
>>72932223
her face literally has no flaws
>>72932176
Why don't you get the new Fiat-Miata?
midsized sedans and nothing less 2bh
>>72932169
awww but i loved tallinn
>>72932307
ask to shake his hand and thank for saving the west
>>72932307
Say alri nige and walk past desu
*obliterates you with 1 punch*
heh...bet you rue the day you crossed a cyclist kid...
>>72932323
Could heem you with an overhand left
>implying you could beat a southpaw BJJ fighter
>>72932351
but tallinn's way in the distance
>>72932307
Assume that I am dreaming and grope the barmaid.
>>72932368
*rues day*
>>72932279
ill grasp your scalp as bash your face in on the pavement
>>72932360
This. Nothing good ever comes from anglos getting involved in Europe.
>>72932377
>implying you can even punch
I eat southpaws for breakfast
BJJ is shit
>>72932302
get some taste you utter turtle
the goal
Italexit when?
>>72932409
can't even string a sentence together
pathetic
>white mans land
Ah yes
>>72932223
so you're saying she's one of these ENC girls, yeah?
the trackless tram goal
>>72932423
Ah yes BJJ is shit compared to cycling to get your martial art knowledge.
Fucking howling at the state of you
>there's some 130lb cyclist itt furiously masturbating over his alleged punching power
HOW-LING
>>72932293
>do deathlifts they said
but he injured himself squatting according to that?
>>72932286
Probably but 32b is hardly miniscule especially given my build
The goal
>can't even string a sentence together
>pathetic
>>72932368
bet i could fucking bounce your head off the curb mate
>>72932427
>softtop
loooooool nah you're alright mate
>>72932454
San Francisco Bay area MENTIONED
what's the difference between a land rover and a range rover
>>72932454
>his country is a rainy shithole from north to south 24/7, 365 days a year
ah yes wonderful
you know master wayne i once met a kid the size of a tangerine
>femlets
when will they learn?
>>72932462
I'm a boxer who cycles (on top of running) as a cardio supplement
get a grip of yourself instead of just making things up
>>72932495
Ireland is fucking beautiful you fucking ausie cunt.
>>72932520
>n-no you're making things up!!
>>72932423
>BJJ is shit
literally not true
boxing is good, so is bjj
>>72932496
that wasnt funny mate just shut up
*ushers /brit/ into a new era*
honestly couldnt give two fucks about you excercise mongs
its time you pack it up and ship off to some other autist containment board because im sick and tired of it
*vrooms around at very high speeds on my bike*
don't mess with me kid...it'll be the end of you...nothin personnel
>>72932463
I'm a 180lb boxer 2bh
probably punch harder than anyone here
yes, even you 250lb powerlifters
>>72932551
>claims I get my martial arts knowledge from cycling
>wrong
state of you
the goal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG-LATBZNBs
lads this is so sick
that commuter you see every day on his way into work? He could probably box professionally. Know your place, cager and lifting scum
>>72932662
cant say i care
>he doesn't live in walking distance of his workplace
why are cyclists such arrogant self-entitled wankers?
>>72932563
*tags along for the bantz*
the goal
>>72932609
Where do you live? I'll travel to fight you, I'll give you a tenner if you do
>>72932494
the first word
>>72932597
>excercise
l'éducation australien
>>72932635
GET IN YOU CUNT
if you can walk to work you are either a rich twat or a poor twat
either way you need to fuck off
cyclists:
>environmentally friendly
>educated
>efficient in all forms of combat
>quick
lifters
>vain
>weak
>slow
>uneducated
>bad at fighting
>>72932713
liverpool
Why do tall girls always cry about their knees
every poster above me is a 'sheed
>>72932750
Got a number I can contact you on?
>>72932701
*goes to church*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PFRdEUN240
CAGERS ETERNALLY BTFO
>>72932771
ah yes let me post my phone number on /brit/
why don't you post yours
>>72932750
My condolences
>>72932191
>guy cognito
>>72932701
the goal
>>72932821
best city in england 2bh
>>72932803
https://youtu.be/ZdDxjge5hmY
>>72932776
>>72932846
plebs
all american rejects have aged really well desu
>>72932815
I'm the one paying you
>>72932853
this
>>72932889
don't want your money lol
I KNOW A GIRL CALLED ELSA
>>72932923
Scared pikey
>>72932846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Na6_CORwTE
>>72932943
The porn star?
>>72932853
It's in the north, so by default that's not true.
>>72932963
you're utterly obsessed
Elsa Jean is my waifu
>>72932875
why are the french so shit at music?
>>72932946
????
If you really want to travel I'd fight you. not giving my number out makes me scared?
>>72932964
any more zingers?
>>72932887
LET ME KNOW THAT I'VE DONE WRONG