Life ain't easy if you are a Slovenian.

>>72926129
No! Wrong pic!

>slavic-speaking krauts

How is this an insult? Germanic people are objectively superior to Slavic people, even Slavs admit this.

Slovenia is the best country in the world though.

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>>72926168
Objectively false

>>72926204
after Poland*

>>72926232
Nice, using Germanic technology a Slav was sent into space.

Also, you live in a Germanic country. Go back to Serbia or whatever if you think Slavs are superior.

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>>72926129
This is the correct pic.

What's slovenia? That looks like a russian flag with a badge on it.

>>72926278
Calm down Colgate.

>>72926355
Did I say anything false?

>>72926259
Por quė ?

I love you Slovenia, please adopt me

>>72926524
Slavic scientists contributed to the world at least 50 times more than any Dutch scientists

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lmao

>>72926614
Porque Polonia es el mejor país del mundo <3

btw, do you speak spanish or just google translating?

>>72926129
Tell me about Slovenia

>>72928500
I know enough of French/Italian/Spanish to understand what you wrote, but that would be the limit more or less.

>>72929228
It's all going downhill from here.

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Is this your average Slovenian village?

>>72926278
>Nice, using Germanic technology a Slav was sent into space.

albozerg, russians make best rockets, shit they made 60 years ago is still used today because it is that good, only thing a kraut can make good is an exhaustgas cheating device.

>>72929742
lmao >>72926998

>>72926278
USSR did most work on space travel. And your argument is retarded anyways. TESLA NIKOLA SERB AKA SLA AKA FATHER OF ELECTRICITY makes every modern invention Slavic because without AC it couldnt happen

>>72929769
Just like Spain then?
I get it

>>72930098
We southern Euros can't catch a break.

>>72926784
>slav population:360 million
>dutch population:29 million
dumbass

>>72930054
>USSR did most work on space travel

true

>>72930054
>TESLA NIKOLA SERB AKA SLA AKA FATHER OF ELECTRICITY makes every modern invention Slavic because without AC it couldnt happen

that's retarded, almost all inventions and ideas built on older work

>>72930143

>

>>72930143
I don't consider Slovenia Southern European at all

>>72931131
>he didn't siesta today

sam si si kriv

>>72931131
true, the balkans are not southern europe (except greece)

>>72931131
>>72931192
I thought that you considered yourselves as central europeans, but you are mediterraneans I guess

>>72931245
The Slovenian climate is more like Cantabria than anything.

>>72929959
At least use a recent photo m8

>>72931225
Hahah! I swear it's always a Swede. Seriously, what is it with you people and your dislie for Slovenia? Fucking hell.

>>72931315
I have taken up the tradition of the previous lmao poster, I will only use this one photo so as to not disrespect his memory
lmao >>72926998

>>72931389
ok

>>72931421
don't worry

Wow a balkan thread in english where slavs reply to everyone. RARE! They rarely leave their containment circlejerk threads.

>>72931321
we just dislike southeastern europe in general, too many gypsies from there

>>72931512
with based Greece being the obvious exception ofc

>>72931555
Go back to Greece

>>72931622
>australian with lithuanian gf

>>72931622
I am not Greek

>>72931511
>Slovenia
>Balkan
>participating in /ex-yu/

kys

>>72931512
Are you dense or something? Gypsies are coming from Romania not from us. We have olenty of them and no one is leaving for Sweden I can gurantee you.

>>72931754

All of the Balkans are gypsieland

except greece ofc

>>72931738
>>participating in /ex-yu/
Come on now,/ex-yu/ threads are plentiful with Slovenian flags

>>72931805
Well we are neither.

>>72931661
I'm not Australian

>>72931805
Go back to Greece

>>72926278
The US snatched most of the nazi scientists, Korolev worked with what he had achieved prior to WWII.

>>72931865
>be south slav
>not being in the balkans

what did he mean by this?

>>72931999
the Balkans are a cultural zone typified by Greek Orthodox and Middle Eastern, Islamic cultural influences, and those begin to be felt over in Croatia for historical reasons.

>>72931999
Maybe he's Prekmurian

>>72932053
>and those begin to be felt over in Croatia for historical reasons.

ah, so you are balkan then

>>72931999
>Be Swede
>Don't be an atheist/pagan fedora communist edgelord.

Does not compute.

>>72932100
everyday Croatian features many Arabic, Persian and Turkish words, which is the main difference between us.

>>72931738
>slovenian education
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balkans

>>72932201
Seeing Croat switch from Croatian to Slovenian is like seeing thousands of years of evolution play before your eyes.

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>>72932277

I'd say you're full of shit but i've actually seen people say similar things

>>72932231
American education = Wikipedia

Why am I not surprised?

>>72932356
>Slovenes getting BTFO by geography

why am I not surprised?

>>72932406
Swedecucks hating on their European brothers, but loving the Arabs.

Will the train stop already?

>>72926168
>Slavs and Germanics
>argueing about who's superior
>don't realize they were both birthed by a non slavic/germanic nation in the PIE family tree
>sitting here watching 2 groups who have no idea how similar they are to papa, argue

Laughing my ass off watching this. Bastard sons will be bastard sons.

>>72932356
Every Wikipedia article has sources. Including this one. Check'em.

>>72932461
>European brothers

Slovenians are mountain Italians right?

>>72932344
Serbo-Croatian is like a variety of Slovenian that's made for comfort. It's demonstrably a simpler language than ours.

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>>72926129
>>72926307
>1300x1300 for the fucking 9 (NINE) words

>>72932461
Why can't I hate both? There is no brotherhood between Slavs and Germanics

>>72932530
Sea Austrians.

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>>72932231

That feel when living in the non-balkan Slovenia

>>72932530
>be under Germans for 1100 years
>so you guys are liek Italians, Hungarians, Turks? Russians, maybe?

>>72932622
Fair enough. Your map defines the same geographical area as the one in the wiki article.
Except there is also a political definition which is a bit broader.

>>72931678
> inb4 I am a turk

>>72932626
We sure did go from Central Europe to Balkans very fast, according to certain someone from here.

>>72932616
Balkan Russians

Why is it that slav/german mixed people are so bro tier?

Czechs, Slovenes, etc

They are not as anal and whiny about things like Germanics, but they are not criminals/thuggish like Slavs

I love Slovenia :3

t. Triestino

>>72932862

you forgot the poles. They're a wild bunch.

And poles are imo much more germanified than slovenes. Slovenia also has plenty of romance influence from italy as well.

>>72932808
Even in the political sense they're hardly balkan
http://www.economist.com/node/2206879

>>72932955
Maybe the latin/med influence made you guys chiller.

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>>72926129

I like solvenija

>thread about slovenians by slovenians
>somebody shits on them
>nuh uh croats are the shitty ones
just

>>72932914
Hopefully you will be a part of it one day.

>>72933082
they are full balkan when it comes to politics

>>72932862

This is a true statement. Czechs and Slovenes are the god tier slavs. Followed by Croats and Poles IMO.

>>72932500
You retarded shart, slavs have nothing to do with germanics we are separate ethnicities 0 familiarties

>>72933173
[Citation needed]

>>72933261
piran,blocking our entry to eu for eternity,trying to be a jew with ljubljanska banka

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>>72933261

DUDE, it's common sense

>>72932914
E mi che pensavo che tuti i Triestini i xe contro noi Slavi.

>>72933304
>Piran
Standing up for what is rightfully ours is notbing bad.

>Blocking our entry to EU for an eternity

I think Austria did the same to Czechia. Is Austria Balkan too?

>Trying to be a Jew with Ljubljanska banka
I know nothing on the topic but I am pretty sure Jews have got nothing to do with the Balkans.

Slovenia is a nice Balkan country

>>72933426
>Standing up for what is rightfully ours is notbing bad.
making us relinquish our territory? yeah nah
>Is Austria Balkan too?
it only natural
>I am pretty sure Jews have got nothing to do with the Balkans.
ok,got me there,you are worse than balkans on this one

>>72933503
Count on Greek to drag others into his shithole.

>>72932500
>>72926347
>muh pan europeanism

>>72933548
Greece is Med, not Balk!

>>72926129
Hahaha, wait til the fellas on r/4chan see this one!

>>72933426
>>72933506

Jews should have their own Balkan state in Thessaloniki because the Sephardim were the majority there since forever.
Then they can be Balkan just like you.

>>72933082
Well considering the former yugos keep argue about that between themselves, you and I should politely stay out of this.

>>72933591
>Another bastard son of papa's bastard son, posts

>>72933663
who cares

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Anyone familiar with this book?

>>72933506
It was never your territory until the 00s when you realised that you could capitalise on the undefined nature of the border there. Well, serves our politicians right for not serving up an ultimatum to Croatia in '91 fixing all of our bilateral issues in favour of Slovenia under the threat of military intervention, as would have been only reasonable.

>>72933187
Go back to Hungary, non-country

>>72933708

Then everyone can have another reason (besides all the hrvats) to say the balkans are shit

>>72933726
Post more.

>>72933739
>under the threat of military intervention
back then there was talks about military alliance
heh how the times have changed

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>>72933804

i have the whole pdf book of this

>>72933744
I am in Hungary i just have Slovak provider. Tyrone jamal rodriguez

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>>72933883

(posting some more)

>>72933726
>felt tricked by Serbs and even Croats
>even
What does he mean by that

>>72933708
>Croatia
ok,just because you're the most prosperous Serbo-Croatian speaking country and you have the ability to beat the living shit outta Serbs everytime doesn't really mean you're all that special as that doesn't count for much in the real world
You might be the best Serbo-Croatian country but you're still just a poor shithole by Slovenian standards

>>72934023
>Nationalistic
That's not true.

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>>72934002
>he's so cheap he has to buy internet from a neighboring country

You're cheaper than every Tyrone or Jose i've ever met

>>72934041
being this triggered by that post
still,thanks for the compliments

>>72934041
Whe did Croatia "beat the living shit out of Serbs" again?

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>>72934037

Case in point: this guy
>>72933739


Not saying he's wrong, but i'd say 60% of slovenes feel very guarded against croats. I know a lot of guys who refuse to speak croatian with croats for edgy reasons. We're far from being 'bros'

>>72934041
>being this autistic
100% Slovene

>>72934276
is there anything like pic related for croats?
>avoid praising serbs,croats,bosnians
you really hate us dont you?

>>72934207
Its called being smart

>>72934276
>Avoid praising Serbs, Croats and Bosniaks

LOL

>>72934373
Is it that much more expensive?

>>72934355
That simply isn't true. That's why I wrote "LOL" immediately I saw that.

>>72934241
Buddy..
Are you even trying to be serious right now?

>>72934482
it was a bit hard to believe it for me
but since all of my contact with slovenes comes from 4chan it wasn't totally unbelievable

>>72934574
Well?

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>>72934355

I'll actually try and find the pdf link, brb

Here's the complete pdf of the book analyzing every country.

http://www.utntyh.com/alumnos/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/When-Cultures-Collide.pdf


You're welcome

>>72934447
Its more about up/down you get than prices. Since i live veery close to Slovak capital but from Hungarian perspective im in nowhere northern village

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>>72934756
meme worthy
>key help them into europe
>avoid querying their war record

>heavy arguments
>emphasize their westernness

>>72934840
this book's geographic classifications of Slovenia and Greece are accurate

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>>72934840
thanks

>>72934640
Where do i even start?
Operation Flash,Battle of the Barracks,Defence of Vukovar,Operation Storm,Battle of Lijevče Field in WWII when they completely obliterated Chetniks(their only confrontation with them) and not to mention WWII as a whole
The list just goes on and on..

>>72934960
>avoid heavy arguments

this is true, it is well known that Croats speak jebomajkovski in such circumstances, which Slovenian are not fluent in.

>>72935056
>jebomajkovski
yeah that one could be true

>>72935012
Meh, I don't know. 1v1 Serbia wipes the floor with them.

>>72935056
kek

it's true, we're all too easily triggered

>>72934756
Man, we should have the same guide about /int/ flags. "Dont say this to X or it will trigger them" etc. For example the "we are not your bitches" thing is a very common attitude in europe towards the US.

>>72934756
>socialize if they indicate that they want to
shouldn't thos be like a norm in all of the world?

>>72935577
Maybe there's cultures where it would be considered polite to decline.

I LOVE SLOVENIA, GREAT COUNTRY, GREAT LANDSCAPE, GREAT WOMEN, HOW I INTO YOUR CUNT ?

>>72933129
it's like pottery man