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one candle edition
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fuck the eu
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going to wait to post my important post in case the janny decides he feels like being autistic tonight
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Literally have the physical condition of a greek god
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business idea: don't leave the eu, 'tis a silly idea
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>>72919167
im not the one who's going out but i think you're leaping to some conclusions about a lad whos feeling nervous about going on a date
projection, mayhaps?
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do you reckon the government would pardon me if i assassinated the SNP and the EU?
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>>72919216
>tonight

It's 4pm lad
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>not four candles
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watching the gf simulator
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Death to racists, freedom for Europe
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>>72919229
marks and spencer
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>>72919221
post body
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>>72919228
who the fuck is nervous before a date? are you some spotty 15 year old?
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>>72919239
dude timezones lmao

doesn't the sun set at 4pm there anyway?
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>>72919221
Bit hubristic.
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>The EU's Donald Tusk says "missing you already"
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stomach is NOT pleased

need 50g of fiber asap
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>>72919271
we're not all cold calculated sociopaths with a sick sense of humour like you lad
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>>72919271
as i said pal, not me
if you're such an unstoppable pussy crusher why are you on 4chan?
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>>72919229
i assassinated ur mums snatch m8
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>>72919185
ok i shall rephrase mein schatz. I will move to a different EU country within the next year and ensure I am employed and contributing by the time the UK leaves the union.

The options are for my taxes to pay people's pension funds or benefits in Germany or Netherlands, or pay other people's pension funds or benefits here. And at least if I'm over there I will be doing what I've been planning to do for like 3 years and that is move away from the UK. Brexit is just an inconvenience
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>>72919278
no it actually doesn't set until after 9pm in europe
was trippy as fuck when i first experienced it with no prior notice
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love this country tbqphwy
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>>72919344
Racist
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>>72919212
no you're projecting actually, I just find it when effeminate pseudo-normies like that guy think they have to go out and do shit they don't like to win female approval

it's just top-tier cuckery
>I'm vomiting on myself and don't want to go to a club but maybe Stacey will touch my little peepee if I pretend to like Miley Cyrus
hahaha
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>>72919333
goes up til 11pm in the uk in summer
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>>72919300
i thought it would be be more impersonal if I'm honest

>dear president tusk

bit amateurish
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make the brain zaps stop ree
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>>72919370
brain zaps?
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my cat is being very lovey-dovey but for some reason i feel like there's an ulterior motive
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Landlord roped me into helping him renovate the bathroom. Instead of /brit/posting today as usual with all the delicious alcoholic drinks I got lined up, I'll be watching the landlord smash up my bathroom and carrying the buckets of debris down to his car.

Fucking state of me. A few days ago I could just step into he shower and be clean in 15 minutes. Today I had to clean cement dust and grouting out of the bath with a dustpan and brush before running a bath. Grim.
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Death to northerners, freedom for London
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>>72919351
im a quater 'sheed tho
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landlords should be able to rent to whoever they want

why shouldn't this man be allowed to not rent to brown people if he doesn't want to? they're his houses
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>>72919363
>Don't blame me. it was all Cam's fault. No hard feelings k?
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I don't like the way we've adopted yank names for alphas etc like "chad". We NEED a brit equivalent
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>>72919363
she is an amateur. Irrespective of the success of bregg-sit she will be remembered as the worst prime minister for a hundred years

Wish we'd got ed sillyband tbch
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>>72919304
women smell fear
it disgusts them
as long as you secrete it you'll never get your cock wet, sorry m8
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>>72919404
i hope he's paying you
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>>72919362
christ how do you manage proper sleeping patterns with that shit
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muscles are ugly

give me a nice qt gf (male) or bf (female) with a skinny/skinnyfat/ottermode body any day
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>>72919410
that's the law already
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>>72919409
Get out
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>>72919426
nick is pretty alpha
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>>72919426
Deano
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>>72919426
rupert is the posh british version of chad
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theory: trump has shittaste
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>>72919427
Depends on how long people fall for the iron lady rhetoric . This is about as far as she can go without saying anything of substance
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>>72919300
>Don't say that you love me!
>Just tell me that you want me!
>Tusk!
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>>72919385
feels like im blackingout for a millisecond and my brain pulsates and my hearing dies when it happens
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>>72919426
is there really a British equivalent of Chad Thundercock though? That really seems to be a Yank archetype (High School football quarterback, says stuff like "dude", "brah", etc)

we don't really care about student sports as much
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>>72919468
Looks like something an Arab Prince would own
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>>72919468
bit gaudy but I would get that over muh minimalism if I were rich
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>>72919468
>new money
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>>72919507
>British equivalent of Chad Thundercock
Deano
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>>72919468
what
it's unironically like a palace
it'd be shit taste if he couldnt afford it and had to buy knockoffs but that is genuine high quality stuff
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>>72919488
nigga u gonna die lmaooo
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>>72919465
deano isn't a chad though
>>72919488
fuck I get this too. happens when I get up quick
>>72919507
yeah there is, captain of the rugby team archetype
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>people think deano is just another word for chad
hello newcunts
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>>72919527
>>72919465
deano isn't just british chad ffs
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>>72919433
Not a penny. To be fair, I volunteered once the tiles were off and it was obviously gonna take a week or more. Best get it out of the way.
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>>72919530
it looks tacky
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>>72919527
Deano's different, Deano's more like an American yuppy
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>>72919530
maybe, but he's not a fucking european monarch

donald trump is rich the way a deano imagines being rich
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>>72919573
working for free

smdh

demand some rent discount or something
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>>72919539
no its just a part of antidepressant discontinuation syndrome
ill be fine when i take them in the morning
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The thing I've learned most about all this is that half the retards in this country can't pronounce the letter X. It's not 'bregg-zit' you faux yankee southern bastards.
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I have this very strange feeling that something is wrong

Feels like I had a bad/weird dream last night and I can't remember it. Something feels missing.

Thoughts, lads?
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>>72919551
>>72919567
>>72919571
t. deano internet defence force
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>>72919530
austere middle class is the goat interior design
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The British Chad is Tarquin.
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>>72919588
accurate post
where were you earlier btw you cunt
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>>72919623
work

taking a long weekend so had to make up the hours
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>>72919611
unironically reddit taste
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god save the queen, t.b.h.
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>>72919617
Tarquins are all twats
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>>72919617
wrong. tarquin is a posh bender that likes cricket

rupert is the posh chad that likes rugby
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>>72919608
me in the trees
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>>72919646
>knowing reddit taste
reddit
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>>72919603
It's not really working, and I don't need the money. I just stand there and watch, and occasionally offer him drinks and carry the buckets down. Still, not happy.
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>>72919610
fuck off you utter mong. Deano is a subset of normie, not a chad. It's a very specific type
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>>72919610
>t. mongoloid fresh off the boat from reddit who doesn't understand what a deano is
>>72919611
yes but the difference is this is how a middle class person lives, not a fucking billionaire
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>>72919434
I don't. It's annoying as hell.
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>>72919679
>>72919687
t. deano preservation society co-treasurerz
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>>72919477
dont think anyone is really falling for that. She would be torn apart if Jeremy C wasn't so shit.

I went to a talk by Keir Starmer the other day talking about how he (and Labour) would only endorse the negotiations if David Davis is held to account in his promise that we would have all the same rights post-Brexit as we have now.
Unfortunately Keir and Labour haven't got enough seats and already signed over an essentially blank cheque in allowing the bill to pass with no amendments.

Essentially we are on a ride with no brakes and Theresa has found herself completely by chance at the controllers platform. And the bloke who usually holds the emergency brakes has decided he'd rather not cause a fuss and so will continue to try to persuade everyone already on the ride that he is somehow useful. Fuckin state of our politics
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names currently in the running:
>tarquin
>nick
>rupert
any others?? need a poll on this
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lots of /brit/ is serious biznizz cunts on here today
where is the slags, banter, weed and grime? even anime would be an improvement
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not particularly athletic or anything but since men are now allowed to compete in women's sports I fancy me a few olympic medals

not sure what to aim for
>>72919676
why you at home tho, leave or neeting?
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>>72919687
naah
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>>72919729
Charles
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>>72919735
this desu, bunch of mongs with rods up their collective arses prowling today
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>>72919729
>tarquin
not a real name
>nick
bit of a nothing name
>rupert
good

also think "rufus" would be good
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>>72919729
benjamin joseph
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singed my lips with hot sauce, I am white-ish
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que picardia jaja
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>>72919729
Sean
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Tommy Robinson
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Had a dream last night that I was going to marry a Jewish woman but I refused to convert to Judaism. She got angry and I said we could still celebrate Hanukkah and all that shit

What did my dream mean by this?
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>>72919742
NEET.

Find out which sport has the highest discrepancy between male and female records. Or just choose boxing for the satisfaction of sparking out a woman.
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>>72919754
more fun @ damnlol.com
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trump's home just strikes me as what a poor person given a lot of money thinks is good interior design
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>>72919464
no Nick, it is not

>>72919551
>yeah there is, captain of the rugby team archetype

Not really. In the US the whole system is built to support idiot meatheads into positions of prominence through sports at high school and college. That doesn't exist here. I know what you mean because someone like James Haskell is probably as close as we have to a Chad Thundercock, but is not the same at all
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>>72919781
Rorkelet
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>>72919791
thought boxing

did it while younger and I'm 6'4 so shouldn't be a problem with this reach
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>>72919784
nothing, return to your business, it's nothing like inception what are you suggesting with these accusations
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>>72919754
unbelievably stupid pic

don't know where this idea comes from that all poor people waste their money on clothes. reeks of elitism and snide middle class cunts trying to feel good about themselves. most poor people dress in very cheap clothes
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>>72919808
Someone once said that Trump is a poor person's idea of what a rich person is.
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>>72919608
ive had this feeling before but i dont remember if it turned out to be anything
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https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/843923514826612736
HOWLING
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>>72919808
people are really grasping at straws in hating on trump at this point

who fucking cares what his interior design looks like?
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>>72919808
america is new money: the country

they have more of it but not a clue how to use it
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>>72919808
They all look like they photoshopped in
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Glad that the UK is coming to an end. This remnant of the imperialist nightmare needs to be erased.
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>>72919823
it's the true.
but the price tags are wrong.

a poor person will pay £15 for a shirt that they think looks like it is worth hundreds (crass and gaudy)

a rich person will pay hundreds for a plain white t
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>>72919810
>close as we have
exactly
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>>72919891
inshallah brother
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SCREECHING
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>>72919735
anyone remember that game that some anon on here posted a couple of times where pictures came up and players had to come up with captions for them, and then would rate each others captions etc?

that was a laugh. Dank memes were thrown about like it weren't NUTTIN
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>a chairman-mao style bicycle
will corbyn ever recover?
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>>72919827
That person was clearly retarded and poorer than Trump
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>>72919869
>people are really grasping at straws in hating on trump at this point
I'm not hating on trump, I just think he has terrible taste in interior design
(also he likes his steak well done, there's definitely something wrong with him)
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>>72919808
you're too pleb to get it desu
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>>72919941
>1033

don't go on the 'dit but that appears to be bad
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>>72919952
wordsthatfollow?
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>>72919924
lets call them Hasks then
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>>72919970
trump is poor emotionally and mentally. not everything is about money.
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>>72919867
wonder if her parents know about this twitter account and what they think about all her slaggy pictures online
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>>72919941
fake
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might get my hair cut
I think my tranny phase is over now
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>>72919997
Dass it mane

what a fucking great game that is
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>>72920000
>worth 10 billions dollars
>IQ of 150
>President of the world's most powerful country
>has a wife and children
Yeah mate you're soooo much better than poor Drumpf
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>Dank memes were thrown about like it weren't NUTTIN
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>>72920046
post tummy
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>>72920058
not him but i unironically think I'm a better person than toilet bog fart
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>>72920064
i see you have been posting here too short a time to remember what im talking about. I promise it was fun bby xx
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>>72920046
ah yes I remember being 19 quite well
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fuck leftists
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>>72920058
>worth 10 billions dollars
>IQ of 150

i'll believe it when i see it
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>>72919808
americans trying to be rich, forutnately for him, there are more poor americans than rich ones
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actually saw a 'dora in town today
yes he looked as youd expect
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Me on the left.
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>article 50 triggered
>my pro EU univeristy is filling my inbox with crying remainer spam as if it's the end of the world
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>>72920076
not him either but I unironically think i am a better person than almost everyone outside my family and close friends.
Pretty sure im a literal narcissist though there we are
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>>72920096
there's no girls on here but they already know to do that lad
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>>72920058
>no
>no
>yes
>yes
neither of the last 2 make him successful emotionally or mentally
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>'My whole life has been a lie': World War II veteran comes out as transgender at the age of NINETY (and says she knew she was female at the age of three)
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>>72919941
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writing a script while watching 'nime
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>>72920140
Looks like that old nonce from Family Guy.
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>>72920131
women who fuck leftists are rubbish anyway
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>>72920140
absolute bantsmaster. it's actually a sophisticated satire of the younger generation
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>>72920076
>>72920106
>>72920137
You're pathetic. Stop making excuses when you see a successful man. Is it any wonder this place is filled with failures
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>open brit news sites to catch up
shan't be doing anymore
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>>72919507
i came up with a russian version of chad thundercock

i call him chadimir kalashnicock

please let me know what you think
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Is this lad the head of the Trump fan club or something.
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>>72920184
reckon i'd do alright with a small loan of a million dollars
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>>72920140
we are living in a simulation and they're trying to test how much we can take of our orderly world being destroyed until people crack
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>>72919808
oh find something else to cry about already
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got the ol' 80 range. Gonna do a bit more work now and see the ol' gf later. Then i shall be spending some time increasing my slayer level.
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>>72920184
there are plenty successful people out there deserving of praise, donald dump at best ranks ver y near the bottom of them. may as well praise people who are born middle class and remain middle class
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Business idea: fix broken britain

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/625ih9/richard_dawkins_says_england_is_becoming_a_nasty/
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>>72920194
Catch up mate
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>fuck leftists
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>>72920140
>when a /pol/tard complains about degeneracy because its not what our forefathers fought for
hmmmyes
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>>72920230
this thread has a more lucid view of england than /brit/
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>>72920140
he's just got dementia lol
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>>72920228
>there are plenty successful people out there deserving of praise,

This. George Soros is a better tale than Trump
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shan't be clicking that
in fact hid it as soon as I saw it
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>>72920216
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>>72920234
do they honestly think someone who goes on 4chan would lack the self-awareness to not wear a fedora?
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Business idea: a forum in which everything posted by a woman is in this font (pic related). Age, and other indicators of mental deficiency, also change the font
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>>72920228
He is the absolute epidome of success. You cannot be more successful than Trump, he has excelled at absolute everything he's ever done
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changed my phone wallpaper to anime
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every attempt at fascism has failed, why do people persist with a dead ideology
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love how reddit doesn't upvote anything about brexit
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>>72920322
gave up have you?
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>>72920230
easily done meighty

>allow scotland to go independent
>allow republic of ireland and norn iron to share a soft border, but create a border at entry points from Ireland into the rest of the UK
>wales can have a referendum
>London given special administrative status
>devolution of power to regions as we see in Germany

Everyone can settle down into their enclaves and decide for themselves how they want to live. Those who don't want immigration and EU membership can live in the rural areas administrated by local governments. Those who do want it can move to London or perhaps Scotland if Scotland decides to join the EU
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>>72920329
t. communist
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oh bloody hell

I was having a wank and I was browsing pictures of traps
and I found some of my pictures from my trap days
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>>72920319
actually his father and granddad are more impressive figures having generated the family wealth. Trump has displayed he's capable of maintaining said wealth, which makes him somewhat mediocre
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>>72920285
he took lots of money and made it into even more money and the more money you start with the higher percentage return you can get
It's not difficult lol, I make more from my investments than I do from my full time job
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my mum used to wear a fedora
she still owns it
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>>72920329
What serious fascist movement is going on at the moment?
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>>72920260
this is correct
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>>72920319
putin
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>>72920379
>turn 1 million into 10 billion
>maintain
>mediocre
Yeah nah fuck off
>>72920390
So why don't you?
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>>72920404
donald drumpf
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>>72920285
>capitalism allows people to get rich by doing nothing

yeah we know
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>>72920404
self-styled fashy goys on twitter looking for trad gfs
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>>72920404
dumbald "poopyfartface" dump
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saw this guy on the tram earlier
he had the back label of his baseball cap sticking out
he looked a right dickhead
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>>72920404
comtemporary britpop
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http://thetab.com/uk/sussex/2017/03/29/westminster-attacker-revealed-former-sussex-student-19854
khalid masood studied at my uni
mental
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>>72920423
where does the "drumpf" bit come from?

Dont get this gimmick
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>>72920357
but he's right
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Think ill go to the bank, get a loan and then sit back and become a billionaire haha can't believe no one has thought of this before

After all, it's so easy
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*elects george soros because wealth is the one contributing factor to success*
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>>72920417
>turn 1 million into 10 billion

yeah he didn't though

he inherited far more and is worse far less

he had a mediocre real estate development career, built a lot of publicity and since then makes money off leasing out his name
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trump = fart

lol
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>>72920404
The Overton Window has been slammed so far to the "progressive" side that there are people who think allowing businesses to ban penises from the ladies bathroom is fascist.
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>>72920470
(chuckie ft.) lmfao

>he goes to sussex
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>>72920481
Fascism has never collapsed, it's always been torn down by outside forces. This is the opposite of Communism, which has always crumbled on its own
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proper craving a deliveroo lads
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>>72920417
>so why don't you?
i do mate... what do you mean? I'm worth much more than my parents gave me but it's not actually due to my own talent I just have a large capital base so get higher interest rates than the plebs do and have enough of a buffer to absorb losses on risky, high return investments
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>>72920508
brighton btech mong detected
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>>72920516
The Spanish civil war.
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doing my regular afternoon poo at work to waste time
literally a fat log half way out of my arse as I type this
*plop*
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>>72920553
good post

getting paid to shit is man's finest achievement
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>>72920481
i question the judgement of whoever made this

i would've put mussolini under hitler as the "basically anyone capable of holding a gun" bit kind of needs context to already be established
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>>72920516
>This is the opposite of Communism, which has always crumbled on its own

Ah yes, counter-revolutions and invasions never happened in 1871, 1917, 1919...
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>>72920538
havent even heard of that. is that even worse than sussex?

I just was rofling @ sussex because its not a real uni
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>>72920500
All of this is wrong
>>72920534
Post your bank statement then big lad
>>72920551
Fascism was never actually implemented in Spain, the revolution failed
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>>72920516
>start a war because of fascist ideology
>get beaten
>wahh mummy the big boys hit me and ran away
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>studying at an ex-polytechnic
Why the fuck would you even bother?
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reality has a neoliberal bias
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>>72920561
very german post
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>>72920533
Anything good in your area?
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I don't get paid to shit because I have a good job and don't get paid an hourly wage.
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>>72920576
you've not heard of brighton uni? Are you a mong?
>I just was rofling @ sussex because its not a real uni
top 20 in the country m8 :^)
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>>72920580
>a bank statement
umm it's in a managed fund atm laddo, why would i keep any large amount of money in a fucking bank account?
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>>72920583
>tfw steadily declined relative to my peers in school
>tfw at an ex-poly
>tfw never had a job
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>Fascism has never collapsed
hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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why does this bloke love donald trump so much fellas?

Im not American and have no intention of living there so im not bothered by him either way, but its interesting to see how much this bloke loves him
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>>72920643
He must be a Russian agent amirite?
>>
>>72920126
this
they act like mummy may is about to come and genocide all the european students
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>>72920500
literally entirely untrue
why don't you fuck off to somewhere else? bit sick of seeing your triggered clintonite ramblings tbqh lad x
>>
>>72920561
I get very annoyed if it's too busy to have one and I have to waste my own personal time pooing
>>
>>72920643
you are not allowed to criticise or poke fun at Trump
>>
>>72920643
Trump is /britain'sguy/, Reddit
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>>72920627
Should have just gone into a job or done an apprenticeship or traineeship or something desu
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>>72920126
some people on my campus were giving out these hahaha
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Trump? Not a fan.

Brexit? Massive fan.
>>
people who don't like trump are clearly not watching enough sargon and molyneux

wake up sheeple, jeez
>>
>>72920643
Well, it started on /v/ about a decade ago.
>>
>>72920683
I didn't know what to do lad. My social skills are shit. No desire to work and no clue what I'd be good at or enjoy
>>
>>72920690
Is that Nige's face on the mountain
>>
>>72920662
>calling anyone else triggered
>being this angry at people stating facts
>>
>>72920725
yeah lol
>>72920727
they aren't facts though sweaty :) x
>>
>>72920616
did not get a (You) for this which is disappointing.

>top 20 in the country
sure, right now but I graduated like 5 years ago and can promise you that no one will know or care what rank your uni was. i did my undergraduate at nottingham which is now quite shitty according to the rankings, but its still a russel group, red brick, well known institution. And that is all an employer will see

t. employer
>>
>>72920690
they spelled it wrong
>>
>Trump is /britain'sguy/, Reddit
You already know what I'm implying here, no need to upload an pic
>>
absolutely failed my job interview
>>
>>72920764
okay, Reddit
>>
https://twitter.com/MartinDaubney/status/847011345988042752
>>
>>72920690
>ridance

yes of course
>>
trump would have been as wealthy had he invested the millions his dad gave him in the markets at the time instead. Probably better off in fact. His real wealth is like 3 billion right?
>>
>an pic
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>>72920753
>studied at nottingham
>criticising other unis
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god I wish this was me
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>>72920781
>tfw in my 20s and never even had a job interview
>>
>>72920674
Fuck off back to r/the_donald
>>
>>72920801
I think Forbes said $5-6bn.
>>
anybody unironically licking trump's arse from britain should be deported to the us to live with the yanks and yankisms they adore. the man is a buffoon, even more embarrassing when you're not even a yank and still support him
>>
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lads reddit and buzzfeed told me trump inherited all his money and it's really easy to make his money so actually he's um retarded?
case closed, drumpflets
>>
>>72920801
>"Hello I would like 1 investment in the market please"
>takes wads of cash out his pocket and throws them at the shop keeper
>>
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>>72920848
ah yes Reddit pretending anybody that wants them to fuck off is Reddit
>>
>>72920866
>that greasy spacebar

stop eating at your desk
>>
>>72920820
dw sweety, I am doing fine in life xx

pls refute my points though
>>
>>72920866
filthy cunt
>>
>>72920533
i live in leeds so yeah lots of good stuff
>>
>>72920580
>Fascism was never actually implemented in Spain, the revolution failed

Franco won you mong
>>
>>72920859
sheed detector is fucking wailing lads
>>
>>72920904
what points?
>no one will care that you get a good degree from a high ranking uni because i'm saying your uni is bad xddd
like what are you trying to convey
>>
>>72920643
He's an impressive man
>>
people can get a couple things right and still be as a person morons. If a downie told me the sky was blue I'd accept it and not hail them as a god emperor. Yet trump cult members assert that because the man sees sense on migration and islam, he's a genius. Fascinating
>>
wish i didn't fall for the redpill meme lads

now i have too many rorke views to get along with the mates i've had for years
>>
>>72920750
He's worth about $3.5b, not bad obviously but about a third of what he claims which is funny
https://www.forbes.com/donald-trump/#4a108b862899
and he inherited assets worth about $200m from his papi along with all the things he never had to pay for allowing him to save more
>>
>>72920603

i live in leeds so yeah lots of good stuff
>>
>>72920841
isn't this the premise of a children story?
>>
>>72920954
for you
>>
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doing a walk home
>>
>>72920897
>we have completed the construction of our echo-chambers for maximum effectiveness in the outside world
How deluded some people are.
>>
had a dream where I cut three traffic cones out of a heavily pregnant pig, each cone smaller than the last

it was a good thing since I cut them out before they could know their birth pigmother they would have no alligience to her and would be loyal to my cause
>>
>>72920801
I couldve stopped the fall of Rome with hindsight aswell you twat, doesn't make me the world's greatest leader
>>
>>72920967
oop source for the second bit
http://uk.businessinsider.com/how-donald-trump-got-rich-2016-3
>>
>>72921001
what
>>
>>72920967
he avoids his debts by declaring company bankruptcy with 0 repercussions.

Hillary should have made more out of this.
>>
dont care
>>
>>72920998
but /pol/ literally believes they got Brexit and Trump to happen
>>
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>>72920866
>>
tummy hurts
already done a nasty poo today, hope i dont have to do a round 2
>>72920995
it is a good image though tbf, one of my favourites x
>>
HAHAHA

THE UK IS FUCKED LADS
>>
>>72921027
he's never done this once
>>
>>72920996
went to birmingham once, grim as fuck and too big
>>
>>72920972
Do you know a James Milner? He's from Leeds
>>
president dump is a funny lad and that but let's not pretend he's intelligent
>>
>>72921027
Even if this was true (it's not) there's nothing wrong with it
>>
>>72921041
weird keyboard
>>
>>72921027
this literally hasn't happened hahahah
>>
>>72921007
bet you couldnt
>>
>>72921085
Just got it the other week
>>
>bog fart literally a russian shill
>people concerned over how much money he made
howling
>>
cannot be arsed with an entire day of hearing you lot cry about brexit desu

shut your traps
>>
>>72921103
Yuh-huh
>>
>>72921057
>4 times
are drumpfkins really this delusional?
>>
'net's a bit fucked
>>
sheed sheed rorke paki sheed poo willy rorke fedora fedora
>>
>people from britain UNIRONICALLY obsess over a foreign leader and declare him their god emperor
cucks
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>>72921053
good

>tfw voted leave for the hell of it
>tfw fucked up the economy of the uk and eu
>tfw stopped normalfags going abroad on holidays so easily
>tfw fucked up toffs' plans for "gap yahs"
>>
>>72921091
>>72921080
>>72921057
you realise he's literally admitted to doing this at least twice? why are drumpfkins so cucked?
>>
>>72921027
God forbid the (((banks))) lose money
>>
waitng for nighfall to ride my bike to the city centre and observing normoids
>>
>>72921135
4 ventures out of the hundreds he's had his hands in have declared bankruptcy, not his company. Learn how bankruptcy works.
>>
>>72921171
this
>>
>>72921143
bum!
>>
Someone make a new that has NOTHING to do with /pol/itics
>>
>>72921189
so four of his companies have declared bankruptcy? like the other lad said?
>>
might get a twitter persona going
>>
might become a serial killer who specifically targets albino pygmies with diabetes
>>
>>72921166
>people in Britain UNIRONICALLY think of Pakistanis as British and consider them fellow countrymen
>>
Feel like everyone left to go talk bollocks somewhere else and I've been left behind here with the twats who want to repeat things they read in the paper all day.
>>
>>72921171
only normdrones are against brexit desu
>>
>>72921255
>>
>>72921245
48% of the country m'lad
>>
>declares bankruptcy twice a week
>??????
>profit
>>
>>72919427
>will be remembered as the worst prime minister for a hundred years

Said about literally every PM
>>
>>72921224
no
>>
>>72921189
they were tactics not failures
>>
>>72921262
they wouldn't be called normies if they weren't the majority of the population you thick fucking twat
>>
>TOILET
>BOG
>FART
>>
>>72921260
fuck off
>>
>not fit women on The Chase

fuck OFF
>>
>>72921304
And no less true about May because of that
>>
>>72921438
Literally every PM we've had has been the worst

Standard rhetoric pham
>>
>>72921352
HOWLING AT YOU DAFT CUNT
LITERALLY HOWLING
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