You wake up in the Congo

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>mfw

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>>72916516
Do they have easter in the congo?

Is it racist to think i could probably carve out a petty kingdom because i've read a lot of fiction and play CK2?

Ayo mah niggas.

t. João Nzinga a Nkuwu

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>>72916920
Ayy fellow kang

https://youtu.be/sD3tWgZAav8

>>72916792
All you need to do to be successful in Africa is convince other whites to come join you, and survive the blacks.

Everything else is trivial.

The fuck am i'm doing in Rio?

>>72916516
I shoot myself

I lend them a hand.

>>72922184
Holy shit rare.
What's it like there in the South Indian ocean?

>>72922184
First new flag in months

>>72922287
Not so good
>no job
>high prices
>forgotten by France-sempai

I TAKE IT BACK

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>>72916516

>>72922252
underrated

but it's better if you ask them to lend you a hand

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Neat, thats where Anglo-Portuguese friendship juice comes from.

>>72922184
KC survivor

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I try my best to integrate into the local culture.

>>72916516
No actually, I woke up in Brussels.

>>72916792
I join this guys kingdom

>>72922184
>>72922287
>>72923027


Reunion.....? what the fuck is that..*googles*

wew lad, what the fuck that is rare as hell. Didnt even know the place existed. So youre a former french colony with blacks and indians or what?

>>72916516
>look in my wallet
> talk to a local
>"how many children soldiers can I have for 50 bucks?"
>"1000"
>start conquering Congo
It could be pretty cool.

Honestly, I'd probably try to buy some of that sweet Soviet surplus off of them.

>>72922287
>>72923027
>>72928790
What i am missing? Im on phone and only see a French flag

>>72928790
still colony

>>72916516
>>72916792
>>72919083
>>72928978
actually just teach your men how to shoot properly and hope nobody will sacrifice you to absorb the evil white mans magic
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2014/08/25/guns-ignorance-superstition-africa/

>>72929160
its called Reunion with a bunch of apostrophes or whatever its called. Its a island outside of madagascar.
>>72929236
what do people do there? i assume you dont exactly have fast internet connection. What do you do for work? i could consider living on a isolated tropical island but i doubt theres much to do for a living

walk up to the UN military base and ask my fellow guatemalan soldiers to hook a partner up with a ride back to the homeland

problem solved

ayy swede boiii