[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

/brit/

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 323
Thread images: 36

Upcoming poverty edition
>>
business idea: bremain voters can move to a european country
>>
Anime
>>
>>72914040
claimed
>>
*sorts my life out*
>>
*starts anarchist society*
ah yes, finally we can all live how humans are meant to
*gets murdered for a loaf of bread*
*murderer receives no punishment*

lol
>>
looking for jobs so I can get out of the call centre lads
>>
>>72914064
similar business idea: they have to move to romania and bulgaria
>>
>>72914064
business idea: move to a European country and let the brexitrunts repay my student denbts for me with their poverty salaries
>>
>>72914082
accurate description of life on the runt farm
>>
>>72914082
>implying there would be any bread
>>
File: 1477481025148.png (125KB, 250x239px) Image search: [Google]
1477481025148.png
125KB, 250x239px
>>72914064
no
>>
Have an awful feeling about brexit
>>
File: 1488127638477.png (976KB, 1107x900px) Image search: [Google]
1488127638477.png
976KB, 1107x900px
Who /voted Leave and still has no regrets/ here?
>>
>>72914099
Lol if I get kicked out of the UK I won't pay a penny of my student debts back
>>
>>72914040
Article 50 will trigger Britain becoming a fascist state.
>>
Please don't leave the union.

:0
>>
still dont regret brexit but i would really like to move to hungary in the future and it's going to be very very difficult now. Need to start learning hungarian
>>
White van drivers are a perfect example of how the working class will abuse any power they get
>>
>>72914089
>looking for jobs so I can get out of the call centre lads
goodspeed my friend.
>>
reminder that Remain voters are concerned about the lot of the poorest in society who are likely to suffer over the coming years. Brexit voters are selfish arseholes who ignored literally every economist and nearly every politician because they personally didn't like seeing brown people around and have made the UK a weaker country. For shame.
>>
every single person who voted leave is a racist fascist
>>
>believing quotes from youtube
turbo mongs. if i don't hear a politician say something in person to my face i don't believe it happened
>>
Have a very optimistic feeling about brexit

Reckon we'll have a pretty comfy country in the next few decades
>>
Just got pelted by pastry leaving the shop, they were saying "Fucking white paki, go back to Poland". May's Britain everyone.
>>
inb4 brits running to america
>>
>>72914134
I live in Melbourne it should be easy
>>
>>72914163
was it greggs
>>
things should get easier for corbyn as the government moves into territory it doesn't really want to be in.

revolution soon lads
>>
>>72914148
>poor people don't know what they want
>>
>>72914125
indeed lad, if they make my dearest mother get a work permit card they'll never see me again
>>
>>72914121
why does britpol think trump cares about them
>>
Taken two years out after finishing undergrad to come back and do an MSc and I've literally forgotten how to write a good essay

Got three weeks to write a big lab report and a literature review and my brain's turned to mush
>>
>>72914161
The third world can be quite comfy desu
>>
>>72914185
because Trump is a literal Angloboo?
>>
>>72914180
honestly think there's a higher chance of France launching tactical strikes on The City than there is of Corbyn becoming PM
>>
>>72914139
>i would really like to move to hungary in the future
okay but why
>>72914192
have to do a big lab report by tomorrow hehe, haven't started it yet and it's meant to be about 4000 words x
>>
>>72914166
no thanks lad x
>>
File: 1474223749860.jpg (32KB, 348x297px) Image search: [Google]
1474223749860.jpg
32KB, 348x297px
*sneezes on you*
>>
>>72914166
it's impossible to get in
your system favours people who literally just enter the country illegally. It's near impossible for a non-STEM graduate to get work in the USA, especially as most professional sectors in the US only acknowledge US qualifications/training. I'll be able to move to Aus, NZ and Canada with my upcoming masters but the US doesn't recognise the accreditation
>>
>>72914209
why'd you leave that until now you big massive idiot donkey
>>
>>72914203
only as far as it relates to america
>>
>Live in nice apartment in Stockport with my girlfriend Ellie
>We live a quiet life together, rarely seeing other people, occasionally going out for meals
>The people we do see are other tripfag couples, we go on double dates with Rafa and Moes, Skrtel and Britani, Podolski Handjob and Steak (not the trip steak, an actual steak)
>Both have Manchester United season tickets, I don't support them, it doesn't matter though as we are so happy together that I celebrate when they score, celebrating her celebrating because I love her so much
>We make love every night, softly, not too hard, but each time she is bought to orgasm
>I orgasm sometimes but it doesn't matter if I don't as she is happy and she matters
>We have a shared tripcode that we both post under, people can't tell its different people as we are so similar and perfect for one another
>Life is perfect
>She is perfect
>She wears concrete slippers to prevent her perfect feet from becoming damaged
>On the side I am fucking Moes in the arse
>She doesn't know what we are doing
>One day I come home late from my job at the Manchester United ticket office, which I got to make her happy and start making love to her
>From the cupboard I hear 'Go on you cunt, mug her off, give her your little steam game'
>Open the cupboard
>Skrtelpower is there, naked with an erection
>I look back at Ellie and see that she has semen in her vagina already
>The semen smells like canned beer and unemployment
>Realise what he has done to her
>Go into the frontroom
>Take my shotgun
>Murder them both before shooting myself
>We are discovered by UTV who plants a lock of Paul Lamberts hair into the scene to frame him and get him fired so McLeish can be reinstated
>>
Never thought we'd end up where we are. Proud of Britain.
>>
heh, article fifty?
more like article shifty.
>>
File: 1427797607676.png (18KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
1427797607676.png
18KB, 500x500px
found a positive in brexit lads.
I live in Belfast so if I get kicked out I will just go south. Same shit, different currency.
>>
might say I'm bent on some of my government job applications
>>
shan't
>>
>>72914121
Voted remain to be honest, think we're going to be worth off now ahah
>>
>>72914148
reminder that using the poor as an emotive tool doesn't mean you actually care. very cool how you used them as a priming tool then just called leave voters names
>>
hid that pronto
>>
>>72914230
shan't
>>
absolutely howling at this

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSLKwZwALzH/?hl=en

>yanks
>>
File: pepe at calais.png (3MB, 1832x1754px) Image search: [Google]
pepe at calais.png
3MB, 1832x1754px
>>72914040
>tfw work at Poundland
>tfw nothing but pakis and poles and elderly people

The old folks are nice but it's fucking annoying trying to serve someone who can only speak to you through their idiot kid who barely speaks English as is.

Hopefully they'll be gone soon.
>>
>>72914230
Printing this one out to read properly.
>>
>>72914182
where did i say that? Just said they were selfish for not thinking about their country, just their own selfish reasons. Bit sad really, why are they so unpatriotic?
>>
>>72914257
same
>>
>>72914166

You'll get all the left wing ones.
>>
>>72914261
shan't
>>
>>72914221
idk m8, not going to start it for another hour anyway. Also don't know the theory behind the lab either haha
>>
>>72914261
shannot
>>
>>72914261
absolutely no idea what's supposed to be going on here

can't even understand what he's saying

america feels like a different planet
>>
File: 1450010894445.jpg (76KB, 563x530px) Image search: [Google]
1450010894445.jpg
76KB, 563x530px
>>72914264
keep dreaming
>Born and raised in the UK
>Probably white
>Ended up working in a fucking poundland
kek
>>
'Knock Knock' came the knock on Ellies door.

'Just one minute' she screamed, as she close the Skrtelpower vocaroo folder on her laptop and shut the lid. Who is it, she asked softly.

'Its Your boy Skrtelpower' came the reply in a thick cockney accent.

'Ooh' I see' Purrsed Ellie.
Ellie opened the door, and stood amazed at the sight of Skrtels mighty and muscular stomach rippling through the doorway, the microphone on his ear flapping in the breeze.

'I'VE COM FOR YOU YOU MUGGY CUNT' screamed Skrtel. 'Oooh' replied Ellie softly, I bet you have.'

Ellie slowly pulled down her Chicharito panties to reveal her dripping and saggy vagina, hanging like a Welsh football manager. 'I want you inside me, I want you to fill me up'

'I'll probably need a cement mixer then bruv' replied Skrtel, using the ry wit he had become famous for. Ellie giggled, her laugh fulled by the sexual anticipation only Skrtel Powers booming voice could bring.
>>
>>72914256
but i do actually care anon, it's why i'm a centrist. Don't project because you don't care
>>
why do slav women look beautiful but slav men all look like gremlins
>>
So I can't post on /brit/ more whitout special permission?
>>
yeah going to mark that down as "shan't" too
>>
>>72914313
5 black lads shag a white women then go wake up her teenage sons to say they shagged her
>>
File: 1483471955149.png (78KB, 240x228px) Image search: [Google]
1483471955149.png
78KB, 240x228px
>>tfw work at Poundland
>>
>>72914313
i think its just laughing at an old coalburning woman who's putting her white kids through being around gangbangers
>>
*bursts into the thread and sprints headfirst into the first Australian I lay eyes on*
*knocks him to the floor and he starts squealing and writhing around*
hello everyone
*steps over his carcass and pours myself a pint*
>>
need to build a firewall between /brit/ and the rest of /int/ with a (You)s based immigration system and streamlined processes to remove people convicted of serious reddit
>>
>>72914337
because you've never visited a Slavic country and think they all wear tracksuits and squat
>>
File: 1445752246063.png (172KB, 396x385px) Image search: [Google]
1445752246063.png
172KB, 396x385px
>>72914280
please god no
>>
won't anyone think about the bankers, you damn brexitloons, theyll lose their bonuses over this
>>
>>72914360
>>72914362
hmm

that's not very pleasant behaviour is it
>>
File: fat boy.jpg (68KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]
fat boy.jpg
68KB, 1000x1000px
>>72914318
>tfw still claim benefits and barely work at all.

Okay full time wagecuck, keep posting your "animeys" and getting cucked on "Tinder".
>>
>>72914150
hmmmm not like all the commie parties supported leave
>>
unironically going to move to canada with my upper-middle class family because of breggzit

enjoy losing our tax contributions
>>
>>72914388
that's ok we can just pay them footballer's wages
>>
>>72914182
the X-factor proves that this is true lad. they'll vote for a fat mong who can't sing and then when he wins abandon him and buy the records of the more marketable person that came in 3rd. happens every year. the referendum is exactly the same.
>>
>>72914182
the public don't know anything and shouldn't have been allowed anywhere near the vote

what the fuck does fat ted from the corner shop know about european trade and supply routes, foreign investment, commodity indexes, all the shit that keeps our county running. I get "unelected bureaucrats" can rustle some jimmies, but this was not the way to appease those concerns.
>>
>>72913967
>ywn EVER lie naked with aisha, caressing her and stroking her hair while listening to a michael parenti lecture

just fucking END MY LIFE family
>>
File: ingerlund.webm (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
ingerlund.webm
2MB, 1920x1080px
>>72914367
*enters thread after you*
*sees another australian staggering to his feet*
>>
Australia please take back Natalie Bennett
>>
File: CXwPgvJUoAEhy0c.jpg (23KB, 600x337px) Image search: [Google]
CXwPgvJUoAEhy0c.jpg
23KB, 600x337px
woah...
>>
>>72914419
so basically what you're saying is that you live with your parents
>>
>>72914379
I'm talking about all the slav immigrants in this country
>>
i'm a fucking massive racist but i actually voted remain because I think it's best for england (scotland can fuck off)
>>
File: Cahse-1_25_2728012a.jpg (304KB, 1500x875px) Image search: [Google]
Cahse-1_25_2728012a.jpg
304KB, 1500x875px
>85% white in the centre
>>
someone post the video of the lads from leeds where they kiss each other and then one of them hits the other with a chair several times
then the one who got hit falls to the ground in some broken glass
>>
think a mouse died under my armoire

why do they always have to die in the hard to reach spots?
>>
Nature, the master of craftsman of molecules created almost an inexhaustible array of molecular entities. It stands as an infinite resource for drug development, novel chemotypes and pharmacophores, and scaffolds for amplification into efficacious drugs for a multitude of disease indications and other valuable bioactive agents.
>>
>>72914419
then we'll impose capital controls, seize your assets and put you in a labour camp so you can actually do some work for once in your bourgeois life, you little runt
>>
>>72914441
yeah, they're all working class
in their home countries they're the equivalents of the chavs that hang around outside Job Centre Plus drinking Stella
>>
Today is one of the best days of my life
>>
>>72914439
hehe, student at the moment and will be earning big bux when i graduate, my parents are moving over because it makes the application easier if we use our coupla mill and say we'll invest it in the country
>>
Well? Happy now racists and little englanders?
>>
>>72914494
Arrogant
>>
>>72914502
Yes actually
>>
why dont girls have gay banter with each other?
>>
don't care
>>
File: 1490351989131.jpg (245KB, 675x900px) Image search: [Google]
1490351989131.jpg
245KB, 675x900px
lads

LADS

which option
>>
why are niggers so much cooler than white people?
>>
File: me and the bf.webm (3MB, 200x360px) Image search: [Google]
me and the bf.webm
3MB, 200x360px
>>72914473
>>
File: large.jpg (35KB, 500x333px) Image search: [Google]
large.jpg
35KB, 500x333px
>>72914325
>hanging like a Welsh football manager
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/625ih9/richard_dawkins_says_england_is_becoming_a_nasty/

this thread's full of wankers
>>
>>72914517
I'm allowed to be, I'm rich, intelligent and good-looking
>>
>>72914064
The UK would fall apart. We'd be left with a nation of old white people
>>
>>72914528
5 wolves to protect me
>>
>>72914528
the man with the gun obvs
>>
>>72914528
50 falcons will pick me up and carry me to safety
>>
>>72914483

for me it's Wednesday
>>
>>72914544
SHAN'T
>>
>>72914528
the falcons for sure
>>
File: 1490213073114.jpg (48KB, 1024x512px) Image search: [Google]
1490213073114.jpg
48KB, 1024x512px
NazBol Britain when?

Purge the rich, deport the sheeds
>>
>>72914528
probably the 2 gorillas. Confident they could demolish everything there apart from the cows, whomst i would leave in a coma with a series of swift right hooks
>>
>>72914533
cheers
>>
>>72914533
just

why

everytime I see this

I just dont understand
>>
>tfw to smart to vote leave
>>
>>72914544
not a single click
>>
>>72914528
bear
>>
>>72914533
always cry with laughter at his face
better with sound though
>ooooh you cant do that you cant do that
>>
>>72914544
why do you go on that dreadful website just to read drivel spouted by people who aggravate you

seems masochistic
>>
>>72914546
but that's not true
>>
did somebody just unironically link us to Reddit? in a bit of disbelief about this.
>>
*walks round the thread, staring down every Aussie I see while beating my fists*

alright, which one of you Aussie cunts wants so see dreamtime?
>>
>>72914544
>The image of Britain as a progressive, dynamic, exciting modern nation only every applied to London and perhaps, to a lesser extent, the larger cities of provincial Britain. The rest of the UK hasn't moved on since Thatcher and is a place where stupidity, homophobia, xenophobia, and aggressive nationalism abounds.
what a little cunt
>>
suicide wednesdays, not a fan
>>
>>72914579
bears are bigger than gorillas, have higher top speed and have sharp claws plus there's 3 of them and only 2 gorillas
>>
Sorry British faggots I'm not going home : ^ )
>>
>>72914639
>faggots
fuck off yank
>>
>>72914630
>higher top speed
lol'd
>>
>>72914615
I need to get angry before I can masturbate
>>
File: 1490322493306.png (602KB, 682x749px) Image search: [Google]
1490322493306.png
602KB, 682x749px
>did somebody just unironically link us to Reddit? in a bit of disbelief about this.
>>
File: 1490784167886.jpg (113KB, 749x872px) Image search: [Google]
1490784167886.jpg
113KB, 749x872px
when is this cunt just going to shut the fuck up and enjoy her billions?
>>
>RAAARGH I HATE EUROPE!
*eats pasta*
huh? hypocrite much
>>
why dont girls have gay banter with each other?
>>
>>72914579
a bear would tear up a gorrila you stupid nonce
>>
File: 1490733706765.jpg (28KB, 480x528px) Image search: [Google]
1490733706765.jpg
28KB, 480x528px
>>72914502
>>
>>72914628
these people need to be gassed
>>
yanks that live in britain are the strongest race
>>
should make a game of /brit/ top trumps
only have about 10 cards but still
>>
>>72914674
they do, moreso than blokes
>>
>>72914630
they aren't as strong though. A gorilla could literally crush a bear's skull with a single strike. Bears are cooler though cos they're like big dogs
>>
>>72914664
you don't fit in, stop trying
>>
>>72914533
>that lad who picks up the cig and keeps smoking
Madman
>>
>>72914669
I only eat quality British food, thank you, like Pickled Eels and Pig's Eye Pie.
>>
byeeeeeeee *charges €10 for a small foamy beer*
>>
the poor are the ones who voted for brexit.

how could their living circumstances possibly get any worse? freddos going up by another 20p?
>>
>>72914150
>implying the EU is democratic.
>>
File: 1486241865953.jpg (109KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]
1486241865953.jpg
109KB, 960x720px
>>72914667
>>
>>72914674
they do but it's not as funny as when we do it, it's much more sexually explicit and uncreative
>>
>>72914669
it's mostly france and germany that brits hate
>>
>>72914669
You hate European migrants? WELL WHERE DID THE ANGLES AND SAXONS COME FROM?
>>
>>72914696
Bears are much stronger, pretty sure they weigh twice as much
>>
>>72914696
where are you getting that they aren't as strong from?

a bear would fucking heem a gorilla
>>
>>72914150
wow me too
>>
>>72914667

bit racist against the poor muggles isn't she?
>>
>footballers with ugly wives

but why?
>>
>>72914745
maybe they value things other than looks
>>
>>72914745
If you want a stress free wife
Make an ugly woman your wife.
>>
>>72914696
Lmao fuck off. A bear has claws and weighs hundreds of pounds more. Gorilla would get raped
>>
>>72914745
wouldn't expect you to understand anything that isn't purely superficial, you histrionic runt
>>
Everyone who voted for remain is a racist

I voted for brexit so we can have a truly diverse nation, not just more white Europeans
>>
>>72914758
why don't they become gay then?
>>
>>72914745
they want someone that won't leave them when they find out about all the other women they're shagging
>>
>>72914737
gorillas are about 6-15 times as strong as a man, whereas a bear is about 2.5-5 times as strong
https://www.reference.com/pets-animals/strong-grizzly-bear-7bd98642e150c2e5
http://www.slate.com/blogs/quora/2013/03/21/professional_fighter_vs_gorilla_who_would_win.html

gorilla would toss bears around like a ragdoll
>>
>190 enters the thread
>suddenly all new posts are filtered
every time
>>
>>72909855
>>72909855
>>72909855
>>72909855
>>
>>72914705
think its a joint
>>
>>72914669
I also hate pakis but love a good curry
>>72914730
>let me tell you about your country
>>
jesus christ all these politicians stand and talk all day
barely say 10 words a day myself
>>
>>72914713
>implying anywhere but switzerland meets the bizarre standards of democracy that brexiteers set, whilst ignoring the house of lords (see: unelected bureaucrats) because it's british
>>
File: mig.jpg (25KB, 580x387px) Image search: [Google]
mig.jpg
25KB, 580x387px
>>72914773
>Gorilla would get raped
10/10 would see
>>
>>72914770
nah i want model waifu to show parents
>>
>>72914792
are you the mong that used to spam a copy pasta about the 'racist case for remain'?

>>72914816
>no sources in the article

hmm yes very reliable
>>
File: 1490655270940.jpg (39KB, 591x492px) Image search: [Google]
1490655270940.jpg
39KB, 591x492px
Hope you lot are ready for this in post brexit britain
>>
>>72914840
it's true though admit it
>>
gf and I have got to the stage where we discuss the quality of our poos
>>
ah yes its another "my animal could beat up ur animal" debate

which one of you is the wolf runt
>>
>>72914716
>british empire repressed scotland for centuries

[this is what sturgeonweenies actually believe]
>>
Joe Rogan says gorilla beats bear
>>
>>72914745
*replies to it*
you do realise not everything in life is about looks, right?
personality is very important
>>
>>72914806
legit the right answer

Look at Giroud's wench and his history loll
>>
Really don't understand the dynamic gay couples have. Who's in charge? Who's job is it to keep the other one safe? How do arguments not turn into fist fights? Baffling
>>
File: brexit-chart.jpg (36KB, 1262x808px) Image search: [Google]
brexit-chart.jpg
36KB, 1262x808px
https://www.indy100.com/article/brexit-leave-remain-52-48-per-cent-voter-turnout-electoral-register-charts-7399226
REALLY makes you think
>>
started to look pretty good after lifting but then i got overconfident and slacked off and now i'm a skinnyfat runt again
>>
>>72914860
>>no sources in the article
well it's got anecdotal evidence which is at least better than the nothing you're providing. In fact i'd even be willing to go so far as to say an alpha chimpanzee could probably kill a bear. Chimpanzees and Gorillas are made for fighting other extremely strong primates, bears are made for hunting things that are much smaller and weaker than them
>>
>>72914881
nobody normal gives a poo about France, Germany or any other European country. If anything the average person is vaguely fond of them.
>>
>>72914860
>are you the mong that used to spam a copy pasta about the 'racist case for remain'
No but I remember and agree with it
>>
>>72914903
>you do realise not everything in life is about looks, right?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAAH

>personality is very important
it's only a bonus
>>
>>72914816
How on earth do you think they can accurately approximate the strength of a bear? What could they give them to estimate seeing as bears can't grab things? In any case it has claws and is more used or hunting
>>
File: steakketchup_warosu.jpg (146KB, 1119x829px) Image search: [Google]
steakketchup_warosu.jpg
146KB, 1119x829px
American Millionaire
Ketchup on the steak
>>
my pokemon could beat up ur pokemon
>>
>>72914914
baffling that people who don't vote on things don't automatically have their votes counted as whatever I voted for. That's how true democracy works.
>>
>>72914912
very problematic ideas about gender roles encapsulated in this post
>>
>>72914926
anecdotal evidence of a gorilla being 15 times stronger than a man? no it hasn't you lying mong

you're a fucking retard. bears are huge, have claws, sharper teeth and run faster
>>
>>72914912
>How do arguments not turn into fist fights?
they actually do, a lot. All the domestic abuse charity stuff focusses on women getting beaten in hetero relationships but same-sex relationships have a much higher incidence of domestic violence
>>
>>72914952
>>72914959
Please be my Japanese bf
>>
>>72914948
put glue on their paws
>>
>>72914912
>Who's in charge? Who's job is it to keep the other one safe?

you do realise couples, regardless of gender composition, don't need these things right
>>
>>72914912
Luckily we see each other as equals.
Although it got a bit violent one night when I was drinking.
>>
>>72914912
gay relationships don't function like hetero relationships
>>
You don't want to kick me out, do you?

t. EU citizen
>>
>>72914976
alri virgin
>>
update from the gf
>>
>>72914962
non votes are an indication of acceptance of the status quo
don't think it's a great argument but it wouldn't even be worth mentioning without davey c's silly idea of trusting gav from the pub to decide the future of our country
>>
>>72914914
>Not on the electoral register

So, kids and JFs.
>>
>>72914995
yeah i am a virgin. so what? what's so bad about not wanting to be bossed or boss people around
>>
>>72914952
>those vegetables

literally the most disgusting thing on the planet
>>
>>72914993
Depends what country you're from
>>
she didnt add me on FB loll
>>
>>72914976
>you do realise
Reddit
>>72914982
Is there not constant competition to be the "alpha male" though? Men are wired not to be vulnerable with other men, don't understand it at all
>>72914991
How do they function?
>>
hid that post about bent "couples" immediately, I don't care
>>
>>72914971
m8 if its between blokes and marquess of queensberry rules its not domestic violence

its a good ol' fashion punch up

a respectable past time
>>
resident evil 4 is fantastic, it's like resident evil 5 but not shit

how come no one told me about this?
>>
>>72915000
lol shes cucking you
>>
>>72914993
stop pretending garry
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7x8wd36uJg
ah yes
british intellectuals
>>
Being a Marxist is like complaining that you didn't get a job when you have no experience in the field and have a criminal record for GBH.
>>
>>72914432
think thats a welsh jersey but
>>
business idea: build a moon station and send all brexiters there
>>
>>72914948
>>72914970
either way gorillas are very used to fighting one another and are evolved for it (bears fight too but don't have the same sort of inter-group warfare that gorillas do). Bears are made to hunt smaller, weaker animals and therefore have relatively weak skulls which could literally be crushed by a gorilla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0z1CT-nR8
gorillas are mental m8
>>
>>72915017
Lithuania
>>
>>72915000
Are you the lad who shows /brit/ to his gf and tells her about the gimmicks?
>>
>>72914150
>white european countries should give each other preferential treatment over countries of colour (ie. Asia, Africa, S.America etc) in things like trade, immigration and defense deals
Remain are the racists.
>>
>>72915008
ah yes fuck the working class, very nasty horrible people, people who frequent pubs and do other traditional English things shouldn't be given a vote
*walks away and talks to somebody else*
>>
>>72914971
Yeah but that's two men, as long as one isn't absolutely destroying the other then it's just an old fashioned argument solver
>>
>>72914974
i am strayan cunt with japanese proxy
>>
>>72914914
what a stupid fucking argument
I voted remain and I still think that the people who didn't vote should just suck it up and pay the price for their inaction
>>
>>72915047
how did you reach this groundbreaking conclusion?
>>
>>72914976
yeah they actually do, can't undo hundreds of thousands of years of evolutionary psychology in a generation
>>
http://www.businessinsider.com/article-50-trigger-does-brexit-create-any-opportunities-for-the-uk-2017-3?IR=T&r=UK
Oh dear....Any brexiloons here want to apologise?
>>
>>72915019
>Is there not constant competition to be the "alpha male" though?
Lmao no. Gays are more likely to be omega. Alpha-beta dynamic is idiotic. There's plenty of straight men who also prefer being omega.
>>
File: ss+(2017-03-29+at+01.49.33).jpg (92KB, 492x453px) Image search: [Google]
ss+(2017-03-29+at+01.49.33).jpg
92KB, 492x453px
>>
i need to get sad before i can masturbate
>>
has this general tutrned into the bro brogan podcast? jesus christ you fucking idiots are arguing about bears vs gorillas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0bC8-2k9jk
>>
Why are you Brits leaving us? Is it because we haven't been good to you? I'm already missing you. I hate frogs.
>>
>>72915036
i think the title clearly explained that the individual in question was a chav, not an intellectual
>>
>>72915086
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/early-men-and-women-had-gender-equality-say-anthropologists-10251956.html
>>
>>72915097
M A D M A N
>>
>>72915097
get this face out of my thread
>>
>>72915058
Yeah you can definitely get to fuck then
On your bike sunshine, mummy may says it's hometime
>>
>>72915072
haha i don't hate the working class i just don't think they've got enough of an idea about politics to vote on important things like this, plebiscites are for plebs
>>
>>72915075
Will you be my Aussie bf instead then
>>
File: hmmmmmmm.jpg (42KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]
hmmmmmmm.jpg
42KB, 600x600px
Lads, I found a button here that brings back the UK's EU status to the way it was before the referendum. It would be as though no referendum even happened and the issue just dropped away from public light.

Thoughts?
>>
>>72915047
what are you even talking about
>>
>>72915008
I bet you also think Trump's election was illegitimate because he didn't win the popular vote.
>>
>>72914064
Wouldnt mind moving to ireland 2bh.

Literally the same as the uk but in the eu
>>
politics seems like such a farce these days. think i might just become apolitical
>>
>>72915097
glad he could take a couple minutes out of his rigorous schedule of sniffing trump's arse to post this
>>
>>72915097
old drunken fart
>>
>>72915019
>How do they function?
it's very complicated

you have tops, bottoms and versatiles (vers)
but at the same time you have bears, otters and twinks
and any of them could be a top or a bottom or a vers
but their sexual position preference might not have any relation to how they act in the day to day parts of the relationship
>>
>>72915019
>Men are wired not to be vulnerable with other men
no, they're just socially conditioned to be that way
>>
>>72914230
Good post
>>
wish i had a (pretty) gf
>>
>>72915066
No, she's never seeing this place
>>
YOU SILLY SOD!
>>
>>72915145
>>72915145
become a marxist
>>
File: 1461751948932.gif (2MB, 270x320px) Image search: [Google]
1461751948932.gif
2MB, 270x320px
>i don't hate the working class i just don't think they've got enough of an idea about politics to vote on important things
>>
>>72915149
hey he's a few months younger than my mum and she's not old
>>
File: 1489672829276.png (7KB, 480x420px) Image search: [Google]
1489672829276.png
7KB, 480x420px
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488205022483.webm
>>
I need to email the job agency to ask if a certain employee is still taking people

Hello, I was wondering if (company) are still looking for employees?
Thanks in advance

Is this okay?
>>
is there ANY animal that could beat an elephant in a 1v1 fight?
>>
>>72915089
Never seen a self-respecting man let himself be treated like the woman in a heterosexual relationship
>>72915152
I'm not talking about sex I'm talking about in day-to-day life
>>72915155
Throughout all of human history? Nah mate it's hardwired into your brain
>>
>>72915136
Sorry I lied
I am actually a new zelander
>>
>190kg is a (((Marxist)))

explains a lot
>>
tories and trump will get btfo out in 2020 just you wait
>>
am i the only one who thinks VR looks like shit compared to something that's been directed?
https://streamable.com/8yowi
>>
>>72915069
Good post
EU = uncontrolled, unskilled white immigration
Brexit= controlled, skilled immigration (of any ethnic background)

Rorkes and lefties are blind to their own arguments, only radical centrists can see the light now
>>
>>72915089
you are unnatural
>>
>>72915184
nah try:

word up sugar tits, can i holler at any of dem bitch ass grey suit employers
>>
File: 1490790099214.png (674KB, 1001x899px) Image search: [Google]
1490790099214.png
674KB, 1001x899px
This should be the pic in the next OP
>>
>>72915141
can see the reasoning for why they have an electoral college, to avoid cities deciding the outcome of an election and this was an example of it working as it was intended to
still funny that he lost the vote though
>>
dunno why but I have the urge to drink a lot of water at once
going to do it
wish me luck
>>
post some rare toads
>>
She likes getting blacked

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSLKwZwALzH/?hl=en
>>
fucking DETEST Brexit talk
>>
>>72915182
cager wins again
>>
>>72914325
Good Post
>>
>>72915189
me
>>
>>72915190
>Throughout all of human history?
There is zero proof of this

You can cry about men showing their emotions but that is normal in human history

only in the 19th/20th centuries in some parts of the world was the idea of an unemotional man "normal"
>>
File: image.jpg (171KB, 959x960px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
171KB, 959x960px
new t shirt arrived lads
>>
So you think we should scrap Parliament and transition into a direct democracy?

The technology's there now, it could be done.
>>
>>72915143
piss off
>>
>>72915189
wooly mammoth
>>
>>72915231
you already posted this 10 minutes ago
>>
>>72915190
>Never seen a self-respecting man let himself be treated like the woman in a heterosexual relationship
I meant with other men, you know how in groups there tends to be one who wants to be a leader or whatever and the others to follow him. Instead of doing that, just doing your own thing. I wasn't talking about hetero relationships, yeah, men generally want to be in charge or at least equals.
>>
True story

Went to spoons with the oriental gf back in dec and some 50 old man shoved her and started yelling 'dont push me you chink' at her. She just didnt react and he walked off. Wanted to hit him but the gf said dont bother.

Brexit britain folks
>>
>>72915213
has the lad on Brit/pol/ been making new Pepes? love it
>>
>>72915177
you understand what representative democracy is right? British politics is based on this idea and is supported by conservatives, labour, lib dems and as far as i know basically every other party except UKIP
>>
>>72915250
nah, tbqh im not sure im entirely sold on "democracy" altogether. think a technocracy might do people better, but then you come to the obvious issues of deciding what's best for other people. I guess a constitutional technocracy?
>>
>>72915279
should have 'ad a drink with him instead
>>
>>72915257
I didn't someone else must have.
>>
>>72915226
got through not even a full glass before I'd had enough
>>
https://twitter.com/JamieRoss7/status/847043938494156800
pmsl
>>
*doesnt vote*
*vote doesn't go my way*
hey, you loons, why didnt you vote for the thing i wanted
>>
>>72915299
and one for yourself
>>
File: 1490687431526.png (24KB, 744x420px) Image search: [Google]
1490687431526.png
24KB, 744x420px
>>72915228
Should I keep my toads in the pepe folder or separate them?
>>
>>72915284
Yeah
>>
>>72915120
Jeez, you'd think Article 50 will punt the British Isles out into the Atlantic. We're not physically leaving Europe. We're just no longer paying a bunch of jumped up, unelected, unaccountable bureaucrats in Brussels for the privilege of being told how to run our country.

Don't believe the Remain smear propaganda that once we're out of the EU we'll all start lynching black people and Europeans. If anything, we'll appreciate our cultural differences all the more once we're independent again.
>>
Just retweeted nige
>>
business idea: democracy where you must pass some sort of course to obtain a licence to vote
>>
>>72915324
>>72915324
>>72915324
nĂ¼
>>
>>72915294
technocracy is a meme imo, it doesn't really get you anywhere towards policy
>>
got pushed by a chink a while ago
rude little twat
>>
>>72915249
nice fucked up nose mate haha
>>
>>72915329
>>72915329
>>
>>72915285
you realize that public referendums are how EU membership has always been determined in all of Europe right?
>>
so called new
>>72915336
>>72915336
>>72915336
>>72915336
>>
File: 460557824_15725099d9_b.jpg (516KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]
460557824_15725099d9_b.jpg
516KB, 1024x768px
>>72915190
>Throughout all of human history? Nah mate it's hardwired into your brain
Simply not true. Britain among many other countries has expressively forbidden men to be affectionate to one another because of draconic homosexuality laws. If you were thought to be homosexual, you'd be prosecuted. That's why many continental men kiss even strangers (other men) on the cheek all the time. It is the social attitude.
>>
>>72915247
I'm not talking about emotions, I'm talking about being the dominant partner. You don't see the woman paying for everything, being the sole provider, handling all the finances, dealing with male drama about looks and other men who might be better looking etc
>>72915271
But say in that webm, if that was a woman who got hurt, the man would comfort her immediately, nobody did that for him, so is it just like 2 friends who have sex without any of the fatherly instinct or what?
>>
>>72915279
perhaps she shouldn't have pushed him then
>>
>>72915333
>>72915343
>posting threads before autosage

seriously need to get a life lads
>>
>>72915343
>>72915356
fucking RUNTS
HOWLING at you
>>
>>72915344
but i thought they took our sovereignty?
>>
>>72915250
(tech supported) direct democracy is a silly thing that just sounds like fully automated wireless clockwork winder


politics is not even needed in that world
>>
>>72915404
no...
>>
>>72915404
what strawman are you attacking exactly?
>>
ah, Sovereignty, I fully comprehend the very meaning of this word
>>
niccaman
Thread posts: 323
Thread images: 36


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.