/brit/

FUCK DRUMPF

>>72907710
Breakfast club

DRUMPF IS GREAT

curly sue by miles

/ferris/ to honest

also I'm pretty gutted that I'm away this weekend without internet, missing April Fools day on 4chan
Last years was fun

>>72907710
Planes, Trains and Automobiles is my favorite with Ferris Bueller a close second

>>72907710
The Breakfast Club by far

drumpf has achieved nothing in his first 100 days

Ferris Bueller > Breakfast Club > Uncle Buck > Home Alone > Planes Trains and Automobiles > the others.

old new>>>>>>>>>
>>72905679
>>72905679
>>72905679

also D2: the mighty ducks > any of the shit in your image

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>>72907771
fake news

wont be taking orders from a self-styled yank

There's a few arse-pained Germans on /pol/ this morning lads. No better sight tbf.

did you know it was a black man who invented golf, and then he wasn't allowed to play on any of the courses?

>>72907874

Did you know that Shakespeare stole his stories from a black man?

>>72907874
>hit ball into hole

did he want a medal too

>>72907910
>football
>basketball

>>72907927
at least they have rules

>>72907710
>breakfast club
>the 2 chads end up getting the girls while the nerd does their homework for them

>>72907905
bob dylan stole all his songs from a man of a dubious racial background as well, but it's a pretty safe bet to say he was black

>>72907958
the natural order of the world

we're in here>>>>>>
>>72905679
>>72905679
>>72905679

Would smash these other-thread autists if they were in reach

>>72907874
did you know it was the leftist democrats who imposed that law

>>72908086
doing a migrate

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>arseville

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the bf

>>72910524
good lad

Hows bout it lads

>>72910533
given how many american towns stole their names from british towns, there's probably a shitterton in america too

Might get a new mobile number because nobody ever calls me except scammers and pizza delivery

>>72910520
>>72910520
>>72910520
he means she took the 'ol winker in the stinker
the noodle up the poodle

>>72907710
Planes Trains and Automobiles followed by Uncle Buck

>>72907710
damn, i haven't watched Beethoven in a long time

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when the no gf starts to burn
theres a feel when you must learn
something something then you'll see
you'll have a gf for free
d'oh

Why am I always tired

Haven't felt energised and not-groggy since I was 16

been hankering for some nachos all day but now that i have them i dont really feel like eating them

>>72910604
it's the mortality jew

>>72910390
i don't know i only get aftershave as a gift
it was probably tommy hilfiger now that i think about it, isn't that an ok brand?

Listening to musique on my wireless headphones

>>72910604
bad diet

bad sleep schedule

working too much

lack of exercise or too much without proper recovery time and diet

it's probably the first one though

Thoughts on the EU response to Article 50 being triggered?

>>72907710
i like the girl and friend in ferris but hated ferris himself
don't like the cliches in breakfast club
home alone maybe
haven't seen the rest

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oh and mr anon, for the duration of your lifetime, there'll be no gf

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Feel like this post was somewhat inspired by /brit/

>>72910604
jut take modafinil every day

>>72910653
My diet is really good actually
I sleep fine
Wish I worked too much haha

Think it might be lack of exercise

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>>72910573
says the arsefartian

used to wank to french tv programmes on sbs before i discovered internet porn desu

>>72910604
>>72910702
depression
or glandular fever if you're a normie

>England's oldest man has said he is a "bit irked" to be celebrating his 109th birthday on the same day Article 50 is triggered.

>Bob Weighton, from Alton, Hampshire, said he was "not enamoured" with all of the European Union's decisions and spending, but felt quitting was a "mistake".

>He said Theresa May signing the letter was "[not] a step forward at all", adding: "She didn't ring me up to see what my reaction would be!"

china

first ever wank was to a girls gone wild infomercial

>>72910657
Pretty much as expected

>>72910709
i wanked to The Man Show on Comedy Channel some topless show on E! which might have been Girls Gone Wild or something similar

>>72910724
born before ww1
bloody mental that

>>72910747
i wanked to naked news a few times during a brief period when we could afford foxtel

based clegg

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i'm feeling double here
zero gfs

dont think i could ever cum with a condom on desu

Uncle Buck suits my own position in life now but it was also a family favourite because it matched our life philosophy.
- Keep it in your pants or we'll cut it off
- Being a fuckup is okay as long as you're a dependable fuckup
- Banter makes everything okay

>>72910775
oh yeah that too
haven't been without foxtel since like the 90s

>>72910657
got bored of brexit a year ago

literally don't care anymore

>>72910724
Did he purposely choose the most quintessentially British wording he could?
Also living over a century feels like a curse

c'mon postie, get your arse in gear

>>72910789
current gf gets ridiculously wet for some odd reason and if i wear a condom i can barely feel my cock because of it

not good, not good

>>72910709
wanked to the evening news once as a teenager

fiona bruce is a fox

I have a vague memory as a kid of watching a very vulgar Uncle Buck with a shit tonne of cursing. but now that i'm older I can't seem to find that such a version ever existed, and now I'm wondering if I was watching a tv channel from another dimension, or if my memory just got super skewed

>>72910822
>current gf
FONT

>>72910805
there's no odd word choices there

>>72910702
that's probably it

was feeling extremely ill a few months ago and then started getting daily exercise and i feel much better, both physically and mentally

>>72910832
perhaps a dream you're confusing with reality.

>>72910832
post it on /x/ lad

>>72910832
I vividly remember learning the word "fucking" from an episode of The Sylvester and Tweetie Mysteries as a child but that can't possibly have happened

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RAINIGN OUTSIDE

>>72910824
i did that once, it was the chinese news but the chinky lady on it would get my pork bun

honestly not worth having sex if you're gonna use a condom

>>72910832
my brother used to love anime as a kid, and we were watching some anime programme on cartoon network or something, maybe 'one piece' and one character said something like 'yeah nigga' quite shocking desu

>>72910887
heard memecity's going to get hit by cyclone debbie any day now

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a lad posted a song i really like about a month ago and i forgot what it was and now i can't find him to post it again

>>72910887
Do Australians go outside and play about in the rain like normal people go out and play in the snow

>>72910855
>>72910857
>>72910874
>>72910927
i also have a memory as a kid of sitting on the kitchen stove playing a flute and my eldest brother walking by shoving the flute back into my throat and walking off laughing

but my family all said that that didn't happen to me, it happened to my other brother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sXQoGcMN1U

Five hours on the road in good ol' Meme City

>>72910840
I meant all the understatements and litotes

>>72907768
>Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Excellent film. Does a great job of expounding the human condition.

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>honestly not worth having sex if you're gonna use a condom

>>72910936
got you la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afnMo9Y_1Pc

Ah yes, the human condition
*surreptitously opens DuckDuckGo*

m8 who's in straya on a work visa is moving from melbourne to cairns

how is cairns?

>>72910976
that's not it

it was a space-themed EDM song. the cover had space ships on it. that's all i can remember

have you noticed how society is basically the result of self-presevation from old cunts
logically we shouldn't give a shit about people too old to benefit the species but every culture on earth is always 'love thy parents'

>>72910944
Brits don't play Jump in the Puddle?

>>72910992
hot and full of abos

tired lads

Mum always comes up to me and starts talking when I've got my headphones on

Cannot hear a word she says and I don't take them off but she doesn't seem to mind or have any issue with my lack of response

/brit/ runt posting in v lmao

>>72910992
cairns is near a cyclone right now
also its incredibly isolated
also the weather is like some of the worst in australia since its nearly equatorial
also thats where all the crocodiles and cassowarys are

>>72911028
Women just like the sound of their own voice mate don't worry about it.

*hops in the Vauxhall Nova and whacks a bit of DJ Slipmatt on*

fucking sorted boys lets get it on

I ununironically like the used up middle aged chinese prozzies 'cause they're dirty as fuck and you can convince them to take your muck up the shitter then in the pussy then down their throat as long as you pay them.
Love having a 40 year old mamasan running to the bathroom with my semen pouring down her legs from her loose old gash.

>>72911008
t. race thats going extinct due to 'muh youth'

>>72911042
Do the storms charge the wildlife up like creepers in minecraft

>>72911008
It's a mutual system. You take care of the old so that when you get old you also get taken care of.

>>72911008
when longevity technology comes around and we're all almost immortal people will be spry and productive well into their 1000s

>>72911071
no shit but it doesn't make sense until you involve socially constructed emotions

>>72911022
>>72911042
sounds shit desu not sure why he's going exactly but i think part of the visa stipulation is that he has to move every so often

he's got the visa that allows him to work in bars and restaurants and as a manual labourer
worked as a brickie and at a bar in melbourne

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What do you think of my idea for a British republican flag lads?

Blue for Scotland, White for England, Green for Wales.

>>72911116
change the white to brown to better represent britain la

>>72911116
>White for England
hmmmmmmm nah don't think so mate

>>72911123
>>72911126
just great banter

ahh yes heavy artillery fire at 6:30 in the morning how nice

perks of living next to an army base x

>>72911109
he's going to get fucked with in one way or another by abos there, i guarantee it

my sister used to live there and at the place she was working some abo went into the restroom and smeared his shit all over the place

>>72911116
looks shit

went to get my prescription but they told me I can't have it
how nice

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI0WBDUIb_Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmU

A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL

>>72910992
If you're a normlord tourist it's probably alright.

>>72911109
hes probably going to work as a farmhand up there thats what all the backpackers do
hope hes white

Lads, guess how many of the new £1 coins I managed to fit in my arsehole

i've been getting up too early and I run out of things to do by midday

>>72911194
25

can't believe how many people who are still FUMING about brexit when the vote was so long ago

>>72911159
sound like some absolute savages
should've finished them off would've been for the benefit of everyone

>>72911190
course he's white i actually don't have any friends who aren't haha

>>72911194
39

the EU is making ireland loosen it's abortion restrictions lmao

can't fathom a girl being ok with my willy in her mouth

>>72911116
>tricolour
ngl it's a dead ting f.am, 'llow it

>>72911226
they were still holding out hope that article 50 would never be triggered

much like those here hoping that zlumpf would be kept out by the electoral college

>>72911259
alri phimolad

>>72911259
What's wrong with your willy

is it still legal tender if you write "this note has been in my bum" on your cash notes?

>>72911260
tricolour is classic

plus the rule is catholic countries use vertical stripes, protestant countries with horizontal

>>72911259
good to see you're still with us, phimosislad

thought you might've done the ol' 'cide

>>72911165
you make one then

>>72911279
the most aesthetic willy in the world is still a willy
>>72911272
never
>>72911293
i wish

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>>72911116
this is the only acceptable option

>>72911325
Willies are nice

Big meaty man sossidge in your mouth yum yum juicy juicy

>>72911282
we call them "poo dollars" here

>>72911341
no you don't, americans say poop

>>72911259
you gonna get circumcised?

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bepis

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>>72911336
*Cable Streets you*

heh

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>dark blue and black with pink player controls

What the actual fuck are the BBC thinking?

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gf

>>72911355
no

I just had to order a keyboard haha will be here tomorrow haha got a free prime trial rofl really annoying that the spacebar is fucked

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>>72911310
ok

red is for england
yellow is for wales (st davids flag/dafodils)
orange is for northern ireland/protestantism
green is for wales again because it's just lovely
blue is for scotland
purple is fo' that there purple drank shawty shiiieeeet h-town nigga southside

>>72911412
Did you at least get a mechanical?

>>72911382
he looks old there

>>72911393
women's suffrage was a mistake

>>72911412
same.absolutely.hate.my.fucking.keyboard.fucking melter. haha

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>>72911419
>green is for wales again because it's just lovely

>>72911383
looks good

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>women's suffrage was a mistake

anyone remember trying to tell your friend on runescape that your spacebar was acting up but you couldn't because it would censor "myspace"

fucking draconian, in retrospect

>>72911442
Just gat one off amazon they're really cheap

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Waheeeeeeey!

Bringing back the death penalty, getting our dark blue passports back and selling our fruit in pounds and ounces again, the good days are coming back!!!

>>72911430
>>72911336
fascism is a mental disease

on the spectrum
>>72911383

>>72911383
>iPlayer

more like iGayer

haha

thrift stores are the best places to buy mechanical keyboards

you can get some really great ones for like $1

>>72911420
>getting a noisy as fuck keyboard
'eek

>>72911493
thought support for smoking would be higher

*thrashes thread with a cane*

>>72911502
No it's not.

Fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.

Really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).

>>72911523
You can get ones that are quiet but I like the noise desu

>>72911493
Why would you want to go back to imperial measurements, they're retarded.

the quality of /brit/ gimmicks would skyrocket if we could post emojis

>>72911116
>green for Wales

Eh? One of the most retarded things I've ever read in /brit/

>>72911493
Did they just survey people over 65 or something?

was never good at art

>>72911493
Leave voter here

>Death penalty
No
>Dark blue passports
Don't care either way
>Pounds and ounces
No
>Corporal punishment
No
>Traditional light bulbs
No
>Smoking in pubs
Fucking no, not in a million years
>Pre-decimal currency
lol no

>>72911562
you can if you have a 4chan pass

>>72911493
fucking hell old people are mongs, who cares about any of this shit

>>72911510
mechanical keyboards are the biggest fedora meme in existence

>>72911562
Bet you're that fucking gimp that posts nigger tweets as if they're amusing

Fuck off back to Facebook/Reddit or wherever you came from

>>72911502
seize the memes of production am i right comrade xD

>>72911589
>>Smoking in pubs
>Fucking no, not in a million years

why not

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>>72911592

>>72911592
no. in fact, i've lost my entire motivation to post the rest because of this

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>>72911567
What did Paddy mean by this?

>>72911592
and then you go and spoil it all by posting something stupid like a big Q

>>72911602
hello new cunt

>>72911493
there is literally nothing wrong with the death penalty

>>72911493
Why Dark Blue? Isn't red our colour? Red phone boxes, red coats, red post boxes.

Hello people of Britain
I come soon take of pussy your women
Thanking you much

>>72911603
>if you don't like X, you must be for Y!

fascism is also a learning disability

>>72911581
No, Brexiteers, so not exclusively old people, just the generally retarded

>>72911614
Not that guy but I don't want those stinking fuckers puffing cancer everywhere, fuck off outside.

bingas :)))

>>72911641
red bums from me kicking em haha

smoking in pubs should be allowed at the discretion of the proprietor

if smoking bothers you that much then just go to a different pub

don't try to force others to go out of their way to accommodate you

making 50 grand a year feels like fucking nothing

>>72911614
Smoking is disgusting, unhealthy, degenerate and should be completely banned.

Smokers with self induced cancers should not be treated by the NHS. Leave them to rot.

>>72911641
Because the bloody EU mate!!!!!

i feel cold and shivery. slightly dizzy too. any thought of food makes me feel nauseous.signs lethargy and exhaustion

whats the diagnosis doc

>>72911665
oh just fuck off

>>72911647
im not a fascist im a Catholic theocrat

>>72911665
It couldn't be more obvious a white guy made this post

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>degenerate

>Smokers with self induced cancers should not be treated by the NHS. Leave them to rot.
Who do you think is funding the NHS with like 70% tobacco tax.

>>72911665
>don't try to force others to go out of their way to accommodate you
But that's exactly what smokers are doing when they blow stinking carcinogenic waste fumes in your face.

All things equal, the obvious thing is to make the smokers go outside in the interests of public health.

Think on, brainlet.

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>>72911619
heheheheheh

A lot of the people going on about Brexit on the radio seem to be unaware that we're no where near as important as we used to be even 50 years ago.

>>72911654
>>72911669
majority of regular pub goers are smokers

why defy the will of the people

>>72911646
all moroccans should be killed

>>72911727
Yes I too randomly make up facts

>>72911646
Pls come to Ireland and fuck my 3 sisters and put some manners on them

>>72911669
smokers contribute more than they take out because of high consumption taxes on ciggies

>>72911723
Probably shouldn't have joined the EU 45 years ago then

>>72911694
youre in love with me

interpol went to shit after antics

>>72911627
Ah yes, because it's one of three colours on their "flag" must mean it must be their colour

Forget the fact that they're pretty much exclusively represented by red, whilst Ireland is globally associated with green

>>72911769
could heem her

>>72911751
tell me where your sisters are and i'll teach them manners

>>72911742
I am not Moroccan
I make way from Nigeria
Moroccan people friendly girls nice but not milky white British girls

>>72911710
>>72911765
Then we should tax other things.

>>72911665
>discretion of the proprietor
Nah

>>72911715
yes and cars and anything that combusts produces carcinogens

>>72911646
that's some low hanging fruit you've set your sights on

if you're going to europe to fuck women at least go to spain or france

>>72911715
it's a privately owned business if the proprietor wishes to allow smoking then who are you to tell him otherwise

you're free to open your own pub and not allow smoking if you want to

>>72911723
those people think the main reason we're not is because of the EU itself, not the fact that the rest of the world has caught up and globalism has exponentially expanded

>>72911769
could reem her

>>72911793
ahh yes more taxes

fuck off retard

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Yeah babe?

>>72911815
I'm not anyone, but the government can tell them.

Idiot cretin

>a man in the Westminster bridge water
Ah yes stop the presses

>>72911783
Blue-White-Red would be the Yugoslav flag though

>>72911769
>giving yourself a wedgy

nothing more pathetic than seeing some wanky tourist on oxford street whinge about smokers

get the fuck off the most polluted road in europe if you're that bothered, daft tart

>>72911808
Frankish men are too manly and strong
Not good like little goat men of Britain give wives for free

>>72911836
>the government can tell people to do with their property
It's not property then

>>72911815
if a privately owned business wishes to allow underage drinking who are you to tell him otherwise

>>72911853
Only ever heard women whinge about smokers

>>72911723
The amount of specifically older people that really think we're a major world power is scary.

>>72911829
good. tax the rich until the pips squeak

beginus :))))

>cheering in the Commons chamber

ORDER ORDER

Milky milky white titties
Cafe au lait in her belly
Thank my stars for Brexit so much easier

>>72911815
You're exposing your workers to smoke is for me the biggest issue

>>72911875
*start taxing the rich heavily*
*they all move to a different country and you have less tax revenue than before*

hmmm

>your youth is the best time to enjoy your life
>your youth is also the best time to not spend any money and invest everything
>the majority of people will pick one path and the minority will pick another

Really makes you think

>Iain Duncan-Smith saying Brexit is about who governs this country

Hahahaha fuck sake

So it was the EUs fault that he cut disability benefits for the disabled then?

>>72911867
i wouldn't tell him otherwise it's his business to run as he sees fit i care not how he does so

if i don't agree with a business's practices i will simply choose not to go there

remember /broat/? good times, good times.

>>72911769
would take a girl with better tits and a flat arse over her

>>72911870
you are though? the greatest european power at least

>>72911841
So that means you just start associating countries with random colours then? Bit dumb m8

>le vote with your wallet meme

people are too stupid for that to work

>>72911906
you're on 4chan in the middle of the day. Stop pretending you have a chance with women

>>72911907
they are not forced to work there if they are not comfortable with it they can seek employment elsewhere

How dare women be so attractive to me

ahh yes the fedora libertarian mongs are back

>>72911934
Yes, I'm sure you would have the choice

need to change telcos so i can get premier league but its such a hassle ugh

>>72911918
am currently doing neither

bif

baf

bof

>>72911959
My big black mumba will do the talk friend
I know 4chan very racist place
I come to make racist know real truths

>>72911918
wounnae know what to invest in desu

>>72911982
ah yes the ol' i don't like your opinion so i'll say you're not allowed to have it for no good reason

>>72911906
women aren't a commodity

your sexist culture is the reason we've got skyscrapers and you've got mud huts

thread is full of boring mongs, see you lads later

>>72911978
>freedom is bad!
>please mummy may protect me from le evil smokers!

thoroughly emasculated

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reading the leftist outrage over the article 50 on r*ddit lads

worked out how much i smoked while i was in china lads

about 30 a day haha

>>72912039
You've not understood the retort, you simple Abo cunt.

pooing in a uni loo

>>72911908
then impose capital controls, imprison them and redistribute their wealth and property

What is actually the appeal of smoking?

Even the smell of it when a smoker walks past me makes me gag.

Can't imagine actively wanting to pay for and inhale that shit.

>>72912042
I leave mud hut behind
British government give me room in tall building
No problem

>>72912084
eh all that smoke was probably less harmful than the chinese air

>>72911918
Eh. I've paid about a couple hundred dollars into super this year and that is money I'm never going to see again. Fuck my future. $200 has a lot greater utility to me now than it will ten years from now.

>>72912054
yeah but bar staff and other patrons shouldn't have to inhale your smoke
i agree the state goes to far with it in half of Europe though. In Sweden you have to smoke in a special smoking box, you're not allowed to just do it on the street

vape arrived today lads

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>>72907710
Ferris Bueller, Oh yeah

>>72912074
is that the best use of your time?

>>72912149
What build you get m8?

>>72912090
sure i haven't

>>72912124
Gives a buzz not too dissimilar to coffee.

>>72912136
Should be able to buy soggy fruit from a nearby vendor to pelt the smokers in the smoke box with while they desperately suck on their cancer sticks and scurry around lily the rodents they are lmao

is tumbling coins necessary?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbnaSjhn-18
Of course black people are objectively more attractive, once you get over the initial shock.

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>vape arrived today lads

>>72912165
At least that's been clarified. You can fuck off back you your own general now, you unwanted piece of shit.

>>72912172
>soggy fruit
All fruit is like 90% water already

>>72912164
coolfireIV TC100

i know vaping is not cool in the slightest but the plan is to ween down to 0mg nicotine and not stink out my room anymore

>>72912170
Who on earth gets a buzz from coffee

all this smoking hate

what happened to the good ol' days of vice is nice

2bh

>>72912128
come to Ireland lad
we'll stick you in a direct provision centre for 7 years while we process your asylum claim. But don't worry, you'll get €20 spending money a week and will have a chance to fuck the other asylum seekers :)

>>72912210
'dora inbound

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>>72912157
of course

i love seeing the so-called tolerant left be turned into mewling bigots. they're blatant hypocrisy is showcased for all to see

frequently told i look attractive whilst i smoke

hmmm

PMQS

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo

>>72912203
pics x

>>72912197
That's jellyfish you're thinking of you urchin

>>72912170
I don't drink coffee either

>>72912204
Obviously lots of people

>>72912238
no 'dora :( x

Still don't understand why anyone would need anyting past Word 2007

Every feature since then has just been gimmicky

>>72912194
seek help if you get this worked up about someone not liking your waifu

>>72912240
You're a retard mate

>>72912128
>>72912214
better yet come to australia, we'll stick you in a tropical gulag where you'll die of malaria

smoking is fun, pleasant tasting and looks cool

would only recommend doing it abroad tho as prices in UK are shit cunt fucking

smoking occasionally has no ill effects on health

>>72912284
>ywn never live in a country as racist as australia
FUCK OFF

>>72912277
It was the idea that you would ever have the choice, you fucking cretinous shithouse cunt.

No wonder only the pakis like Aussies in /brit/. Utter melts.

>>72912204
I drink coffee less than once a month so I do get one from it.

>>72912298
that's why i gave into this vaping meme

worked out I was spending like £200/m on fags

>>72912298
>looks cool
it's not the 70's anymore you monghole

>>72912298
got told smoking doesn't suit me once and i immediately quit

>>72912341

>>72912298
could take it or leave it
I tried it once whilst on acid, it was surreal
enjoyed it, but didn't want to stink

>>72911531
Same. I didn't know it was an EU directive. Should've been our line in the sand, that. Telling us we can't smoke in our pubs! Who do they think they are? EU was supposed to be a bunch of trade agreements, not a nanny state ran from Brussels. Can't wait to see it collapse.

>>72912136
>bar staff and other patrons shouldn't have to inhale your smoke
They don't, they can fuck off somewhere else.

>>72912321
and that is completely irrelevant

Keep fucking up at work lads

Miscalculating things
Forgetting parts of the procedure
Not seeing mistakes in dtuff im meant to proofread

>>72913394
poor wagie.

i think i might take a nap desu