Are girl edition
Awful edition. Fuck off
>>72905695
fuck you cuck
me and the bf
here's on the to-do list today
>fix indicator
>book my theory test
>get food for the week
>buy road tax
>take top box off my bike
I almost feel like a normie
>>72905679
Fantastic edition
the gf, before and after meeting me
just did one of those poos where it's a bunch of small plops and they each splash your arse, it's almost like having a bidet
>this deformed chick again
For fuck sake Simone stop with this shit
old new>>>>>
fuck this thread >>>>>
>>72903918
>>72903918
>>72903918
where did the nice people from yesterday go?
THEY ARE GONE, MAYBE BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS CREATES A BUNCH OF THREADS INSTEAD FOCUS ON ONE GOOD THREAD, PLEASE BE ORGANIZED AUTISTIC CUNTS
>>72905679
a cute
theyre still knocking next door
>>72905796
kinda sucks she doesn't have any arms. no arms = no handjobs
billions upon billions of shitskins
>>72907828
how come in that map French Guiana shrinks while the rest of South America grows?
post slags
>>72907891
its based on racial reproductive rates
so trillions of gooks and shitskins and not many white people
>>72908052
but isn't French Guiana populated mostly by non-whites?
>>72908072
apparently not
>>72908085
without looking at wikipedia i'm going to assume the map only takes into account the demographics of France itself, and not French Guiana (which is a full French department) by itself.
>"we're in here>>>>>>"
>it's just one yank spamming some bitch and an aussie
>>72908117
without looking at wikipedia i'm going to assume SHAN'T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gapRNpEjXUo
>"son, we've heard that you fancy that paki lass"
Lads, considering moving to Belfast. I'm part Northern Irish and some of my family still live there. Have many kickings should I expect because I'm English?
don't wanna go work today
nothing on my schedule just going to be sitting around for 5 hours
>>72907828
>2100
>japan still exists
doubting
sharia for uk
>>72908230
that'll be you shortly after you move
>>72908221
>tfw no polish gf
has there ever been a person who was ugly before plastic surgery and attractive after it? most either seem to marginally improve or completely ruin themselves
t. ugly guy thinking about a few 'geries
>>72908239
Being paid to sit around sounds alright
>>72908230
hope they fucking skin you alive. chockie arrr la
we will finally be free from EU tyranny, watch for the baby boom in 9 months time
What a bloody madman! ahaha
>>72908256
yes because having a lazy high-maintenance doll gf too dumb to work but crafty enough to feed on your wallet is such a thrill
>>72905679
PLEASE stop posting this ugly mong
>>72908248
Nope. Would never yield to an Irishman.
How can I better cultivate and develop my inner Yorkshireman, /brit/?
>people who describe themselves as being 'intelligent'
what's that lads? my spamming worked? this has become the main thread?
: ^) feel pretty proud of myself tbqh
>How can I better cultivate and develop my inner Yorkshireman, /brit/?
>>72908299
start doing ket, move into a council estate with your 9 kids, and live off benefits for the rest of your life
>passive-aggressive greentexing in /brit/
>>72908312
yeah i'm surprised too
why the sudden return to rationality, /brit/?
>>72908286
ah yes because have a huge titted slav squatting broken-english gf is unattractive
>>72908261
Yeah but usually specific surgery that focuses on one thing like an extreme recessive chin or nose surgery, things where particular abnormal features ruined an otherwise average face.
What surgery did you want
>why the sudden return to rationality, /brit/?
haven't seen any good fedora/autism/cringe material in quite a while
betapedia hasn't updated in 3 years
as a yellow man, i could never understand the fedora shaming meme
western hats are really cool
>>72907828
the absolute state of Canada
>>72908349
Yorkshireman, not Bristol, you thick nigger.
York Shire Men
>manly
>don't take no for an answer
>loyal friends
>great working ethic
>paki watch out
southern fairies
>soft cunts
>no backbone to them
>will backstab you whenever
>paperwork job tires them
>pakis shag my daughter
>>72908393
idk i just post things based on what little i know of british banter.
>>72908395
good lad
>as a yellow man, i could never understand the fedora shaming meme
>western hats are really cool
>>72908382
do you plan on becoming a regular poster here? i mean a mexican and an ethiopian are weird enough, but a jap? inconceivable.
>>72908402
Cringey
Sorry but your application has been unsuccessful
>>72908369
I don't get the broken English meme at all what's so attractive in having a retarded gf with whom you can't even communicate
is the fantasy of complete reliance on you that appealing
getting my daily dose of gavin mcinnes and paul joseph watson
>>72908442
it's cute
Club Penguins gone in a couple
>>72908395
this
>>72908451
it's revolting
>>72908425
:( im just trying my best to fit in. one day i hope to live in the UK
>>72908424
9 times out of 10 the Japanese flag is just someone with a VPN
>>72908439
t. the european union
>do you plan on becoming a regular poster here?
>>72908488
Stay away, melonhead.
>>72908483
fuck off polerunt now i know why the brits hate you
>>72908496
Haha. best tipping image yet
>>72908395
Wtf i love Poland now
* grabs thread by the ear 'ole*
YOU BEEN MONKEY'N 'ROUND AGAIN YOU LITTLE BUGG'R
>>72908504
you drongo fuck I'd heem you in the blink of an eye
Playing MXGP2: The Official Motocross Videogame
>>72908527
yeah, here send this to him:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmPjETmU3S
>Haha. best tipping image yet
Sad how desperate Aussies are to be thought of as funny when everyone just cringes at them
>>72908117
French Guiana itself is almost entirely brown people but it's lightly populated to begin with and they're dying off due to weird societal shit going on
They have the highest suicide rate in the world
me in the back
>>72908657
alri bojo
woke up needing to poo
went to the toilet
can't poo
Reading a lot of people on twitter banging on about Brexit. Can't believe this shit is gonna be in the news every week for at least the next two years.
heard pooing in the morning is bad for you
got told a weeb again
the easiest way to become white i ponder
i usually poo around 3pm
>>72908833
tough shit mate,asians blokes are benders, that's why asian girls want the white dick
>tfw you're the equivalent of "OOGA BOOGA WHITE WIMMIN" for asians
>>72908824
well that's a load of shite isn't it
>>72908736
Come around my house and I will smash your man vag so hard you won't be able to walk for a week,
>>72908889
which HIV strains have you got?
>>72908917
why, are you collecting them
>>72908736
The salt is unreal
>>72908875
>why asian girls want the white dick
its to create another kind of finns
not a big fan of it tho
>>72908917
All the best ones
went for a walk the other day and saw a house under construction that looks almost exactly like my house
fucking modern architecture
carpenter brut is the pinnacle of modern music
>>72909039
not really modern though is it
it's more of an auditory wank over the 1980s
>>72908988
london?
>>72908947
maybe
>>72908982
I actually don't mind it myself 2bh since I find asians and white girls both to be quite attractive and wouldn't mind a gf of either race.
not such a big fan of middle eastern/black/mediterranean/latino girls though.
>carpenter brut is the pinnacle of modern music
>>72909002
it's better to have houses that look somewhat similar within neighborhoods otherwise it can end up looking pretty bad
>>72908657
Looks very much like Bigfoot footage
>>72909076
wow legsit really triggered people
have black hair and brown eyes but dont want my kids to have this
what do
>>72909097
it wasn't even in my neighbourhood, although there is another house that looks like mine on my street
some twat is mass producing these things
>>72909076
>daily mail
>>72909112
kill yourself
decent size bass i caught today
>>72909112
don't have kids
>tfw decent looking with blonde hair and grey eyes but only 5'9
>>72909112
CRISPR gene editing
>>72909149
>only 5'9
>only
whats your point
Fuck jocks desu
gta v is loading the online......................................
>>72909113
house styles tend to follow the best selling trends
no one wants to experiment with a spec house because it may turn off potential buyers
>>72909112
as long as you're not a literal negro theres a chance your kids would have the mothers features
Brexit today lads. Can't wait for butthurt German posts.
>>72909167
well, 5'9 is not really bad and isn't short enough to be "that short guy" but if I was having kids I'd want them to be 6'+
don't really fancy marrying a giantess to make up the difference
>>72909189
enjoy your nob rot
>>72909097
>americopies
>>72909112
my gf's mum has dark brown eyes but my gf has blue eyes as does her dad and her brothers
>>72909219
https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/622b2j/its_official_theresa_may_has_just_signed_the_uks/?st=J0UR1W3M&sh=8ee520b9
>>72909231
my dad's probably 5'9, my mum's shorter and I'm 6'1
it's all about nutrition and luck (though tbf my mum's family is fairly tall)
>carpenter brut isn't the pinnacle of modern music
>>72909193
Copping the infernus classic lad?
it's honestly hard for me to blieve there's this many pooperpillaged lefties
>>72909231
>5'9 is not really bad and isn't short enough to be "that short guy"
yes it is
the government have been putting chemicals in the water and meats which means that most people grow to be super huge 6'4 monstrosities
anything less than 6 foot will make you be seen as the short guy
>>72909304
no its not
t. 6'4
>>72909293
dont care about cars
all planes
ITS LOADED BYSIES XX XX
>>72909283
creasing
>>72909304
>yes it is
it really isn't, I'm 5'9 I know what being 5'9 is like.
errrr lads
>have first proper relationship like 4 years ago
>break up after not long
>don't really think much of it
>she gets a boyfriend like a year later, they're proper strong together etc etc
>I move on with my life
>have a massively in depth dream about her last night where we get back together and fall in love
>looked her up on normiebook and she's just broken up with her boyfriend of nearly 3 years
might take this one to /x/ haha
Alri lads
morning lads
>>72909366
use this picture for the OP
>>72909304
people (women) have a very skewed idea of height. A lot of girls think 5'9 is 6'0 and think 6'0 is 6'2
I'm 6'1 and was told by a girl she only likes tall guys. Nearly heemed the cunt
redpill me on /r/unitedkingdom
uhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnngggghhhhhhhhhHRRRRRRRRMMMMMMmmmmm
*ploop*
ahh
oh hey it's thailad
>>72909447
everyone has the exact same lefty opinion, any thing else gets downvoted
>>72909490
hi kotyank
>>72909484
*open wide*
ahhhhhhhhhhglchlu....ingfff....unggg....
*gulp*
ahah
>>72909501
>any thing else gets downvoted
Not true.
I spout libertarian opinions and I get my fair share of upvotes there
antidepressant withdrawl kicking in
>>72909534
>taking antidepressants
>ever
mong
Doing a 'cide
gona give these a go soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ttSBO0SnsU
>>72908854
Nice
>>72909503
my neet sleep schedule has finally made a full circle so i'm awake during thailad hours again
>>72909568
welcome back
>I spout libertarian opinions and I get my fair share of upvotes there
>>72909503
>>72909552
only ever had one week long side effect from being on them so im good
>>72909568
this post amuses me
Got work at 11, sister decided to lock herself in the bathroom even though she isn't at work.
>>72909556
homi or sui?
>>72909599
>he doesn't have multiple bathrooms in his house
ah yes I'm again reminded that I share /brit/ with members of the working class
>>72909599
is she doing a stinky poo poo?
*lifts weight up*
*puts weight down*
going for...life long no gf
>>72909599
my house has 3 bathrooms
So you wanna play with my jig?
so much for the populist wave
>>72909654
alreadt made fantastic progress on this one
should i watch death note subbed or dubbed
y'see lisa
grownups have a thing called no gf
>start work early
>there before most people wake up
>today
>driving at morning rush hour (8-9am)
>SO FUCKING MANY BAD DRIVERS
>so many people cutting me off
>so many people pulling out on me
>so many shit drivers in general
I honestly had no idea we had so many bad drivers. Shant be driving at this time again if I can help it, sire.
>>72909356
>And no, I don't let the "keep your mudslimes, niggers EU!" etc. as an argument,
lmao they're so damn jealous
doing a whole day first aid course in may. should be fun.
>>72909698
someone tell the head of the nbn that i DO want super fast internet so i can grab all the early simpsons without it taking a week
>>72909706
people rushing to work still half asleep makes for some really bad driving 2bh. would be interesting to see crash statistics
>>72909674
mine has 5
got called a nogger
en suites dont count as bathrooms, plebs
>>72909767
what if they have a bath?
>>72909750
ive got 14 shitters
whats your point
got called a nugger
and didn't anon look happy with his gf until they got run over by reality?
>>72909778
don't lie about these things
REALLY want this exact same toilet setup
https://youtu.be/kt7NYT2aqKQ
green ants are the worst part about australian wildlife imho
called someone a negger
need a clean and tidy fanny is my face lads
tips on achieving this?
did you know there's a direct correlation between the decline of gf and the rise of that feel?
think about it
>>72909136
Preferred method of execution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCAiJO-83-E
>>72909841
just be confident bro
my favourite coloured crayon is negro
Had to hide in the toilet for 5 minutes because the normie colleague was discussing all the dates he goes on and I was panicking people were going to start questioning my love life
reeeeeeee
>>72909841
date a transsexual as real women don't shower
>BIGGEST LANDOWNER IN THE UK BANS "COLOUREDS" FROM HOUSING
THIS IS IT LADS
FULL RORKE BREXIT
RASHEED ABOUT TO GET BTFO
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/29/britains-biggest-landlord-bans-coloured-people-curry-smell/
>>72909606
Sui lad, the best kind aha
>>72909706
That's why you gotta get a turbo mate so if there is any chance you can get in front of someone you can just step on it
this girl looks in dire need of a good dicking that her hipster nu-male friends simply cannot provide
>>72909917
just burst out laughing at that url
Gays need to be killed
WITH KINDNESS
>hipster nu-male
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSLKwZwALzH/?hl=en
story of my life
>>72909917
given his list of undesirables im surprised he can rents to anyone
>when half the porn video is the bloke stuffing her face in his grotty unshaved arse
what is the point
who is sitting there wanking to this
>>72909917
>He also bans single people and people with children from his properties
This guy is just a nutter desu
>>72909917
Howling
>this girl looks in dire need of a good dicking that her hipster nu-male friends simply cannot provide
>>72909850
i threw him back but when i catch fish to eat i use the ikejime method of killing
>>72909917
>BIGGEST LANDOWNER IN THE UK
The queen?
>Most of the intro cutscene was improvised due to Trevor falling on the fence. During the motion capture, Trevor's voice and motion-capture performer Steven Ogg tripped on the fence and Shawn Fonteno (Franklin's voice and motion-capture performer) broke out laughing. Steven Ogg improvised his freak out reaction and the scene was kept in the game.
very interesting i would not have guessed
>>72909917
>Rorke is now open about his racism
Fuck sake.
THAAAAILAAAAD
>>72910025
its not racism lad he just says white people dont want houses if they can smell curry
>>72909929
Her cheeks look soft.
>>72910025
sheed
>>72909964
>yanks
>>72910034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSMoxfkv_qM
>>72910038
girls are soft
t. not a virgin
i reckon soon it will be considered racist to associate darkness with evil and light with good
>>72909989
Nice, my dad loves giving the mallet a go
thairad!
>>72909917
This is what happens when you let utilitarians let out property.
>>72909917
thought that would have been illegal
Gimme an A
Gimme an R
Gimme a T
Gimme an I
Gimme a C
Gimme an I
Gimme an L
Gimme an E
Gimme a 5
Gimme a 0
What's that spell?
Disaster!
>>72910091
>>72910070
I once touched a girls neck, I don't think I've felt anything softer
thiiccc
>>72910091
>>72909929
can't believe these are the same posters
>>72910117
>Average Rorke
>>72910117
haha alri cyril
Wanted: "The fuckers who just stole my and my families rights as European Union Citizens"
just realised how bleak my future is likely to be
>>72910114
font
>>72910142
there's more of us than of you lad
t. one of the 17 million
>>72910084
what do you fish for?
murray cod i'm assuming unless you live near the ocean
oh boys, the ol' flobber is acting up again (and I just went)
To celebate Article 50 day, I'm having a cup of Camp coffee, a slice of Mother's Pride and leaving the house to a car that won't start
only compliment i can remember getting from a girl was that i had good style
does that mean im ugly
gimme a n
gimme a o
gimme a g
gimme a f
business idea : post FOY randomly
thailad help the aussies are doing their thing again
>>72910142
all me
>>72910198
yes
t. girl
gon go down the ol one stop for some bacon
>>72910198
maybe
I'm just decent looking and I've had a fair few compliments about my looks
>>72910224
>t. girl
hehe
>>72910170
we have far more in common with each other than things that divide us
>>72910216
leave it to me
the gf
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_Eve
>>72909917
>(((hope not hate))) condemning him
boggles the mind that the tories never cut their funding
>>72910267
divide this
*whips out erect 5 inch penis*
>the city of detroit
>>72910198
nah means she likes the way you carry yourself which is ultimately more valued by women than looks (within reason)
>brexit day
>house viewing
>probably going to get diagnosed with depression today
mixed bag of feelings i'll be honest
hmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp-0JOs2lJU
>dealer isn't picking up
reee, and such
>>72910295
disagree
she was probably just trying to cheer me up cause she could tell i was a future suicide statistic
now i remember she said i smelt good once too
the ol' '
>>72910330
>>72910315
>>probably going to get diagnosed with depression today
just diagnose yourself like I did mong
>>72910173
I live two hours inland but there isn't much around me except perch and carp so I normally go to the coast. Flathead is what I normally go for but I will on occasion go for snapper or something.
britain is only geographically european
britain has far more in common culturally with america and australia and canada and new zealand than it does with any european nation
>>72910344
best tim I've seen so far
did you find it yourself?
>>72910334
mmm pheremones
once i had a feel when
i had no gf
I hate how one of my feet is considerably bigger than the other
>>72910369
no it was aftershave
why does the arsenal goalkeeper wear that helmet?
>>72910380
Was it at least expensive? Or does she just have a pleb nose?
>>72910368
no it's someone elses screenshot
>aftershave
>>72910367
i think you've got those reversed m8
hello moto
>>72910376
do you have a gf now, lad?
i keep telling ye, i have no gf
uhuh, and where are the feels?
round back
Just ate a sossidge hehe
>>72910418
damn that takes me back
>>72910432
so did your mum last night hehe
Post tights
Willy is hard and would like to see
>>72910446
Yeah she did actually we had sossidges and mash with onion gravy hehehe
i think i've seen every simpsons episode up to about 2007
>>72910354
similar distance from the coast for me
when i'm able to make it down there i really like going out for red drum
flounder is also really fun to catch
>>72910399
>i think you've got those reversed m8
britain is only culturally european
britain has far more in common geographically with america and australia and canada and new zealand than it does with any european nation
?? that doesn't seem right
Name my band
>>72909917
>But Wilson insisted he was not racist – saying he was happy to rent to “negros”.
Space bar keeps sticking lads
>>72910451
>>72910458
she took my sausage right up the shitpipe if you know what I mean hehe
what would happen if that feel when, and no gf, had a baby
well you'd get that feel when no gf, wouldn't you?
>>72910464
>Name my band
Timmy & The Runts
>>72910464
the white and tans
>>72910471
Accidentally knocked an entire pint of beer directly into my MacBook's keyboard a year ago and the space bar has been gummy ever since
counting my blessings though as the laptop still works even though it had beer gushing out of the cooling vents
>>72910399
nah m8 britain shares common law and language with the rest of the anglosphere as well as overall behavior of the people
>>72910493
repost
>>72910463
wrong again yank
what i mean is that canada and america and australia and new zealand have more in common with britain than they do with the native americans and abos and maoris, respectively
old new>>>>>>>>
migrate at bump limit
>>72907710
>>72907710
>>72907710
Remember: Be green and *recycle
>>72910473
Don't get it??
>>72910507
ah okay, that makes more sense. my bad.
>>72910520
>>72910520
he means she took the 'ol winker in the stinker
the noodle up the poodle
>>72908395
Proper post.
>>72908657