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Our girl
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oi cunt giz a fackin' tim tam
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anime
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Being aussie is a mental illness.
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>>72903921
>anime
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our girl
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>>72903910
you can just tell she would be an amazing shag
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>>72903921
Thank you and god bless
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>>72903927
>tfw no gunz
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are there any vids of people playing russian roulette and losing
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>>72903917
>>72903917
>>72903917
>smol ones ?

not sure what this means
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Alri lads
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>>72903966
rare
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post rare tims
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>>72903910
redpill me on this roastie

who is she
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>>72903977
missed you x
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>>72903993
some antifa slag who is absolutely dying for big fashy cock
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>>72903910
>>72903957
>>72903961
>>72903977
>>72903993
>>72903999
>>72904002

fuck off with this shit already
>le epic post slags!!!!!! slags dude!!!! let's shit up the thread with pictures of ugly girls!!!
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It is the first mild day of March:
Each minute sweeter than before,
The red-breast sings from the tall larch
That stands beside our door.

One moment now may give us more
Than fifty years of reason;
Some silent laws our hearts may make,
Which they shall long obey.
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>>72903957
good lad

>>72903999
:)
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>>72903984
you'll get rare tim once my tim mix is finished
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>>72904011
>ugly

ummmmmmmmm......... no
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>>72903972
>honhonhon
Small
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>>72904004
wtf i love her now!
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>fuck off with this shit already
>>le epic post slags!!!!!! slags dude!!!! let's shit up the thread with pictures of ugly girls!!!
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>>72903934
That will never happen here in washington, makes me sad tbqh
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>>72904011
Every night until you like it bby
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>>72904011
virgin cuck
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post your waifus haha
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>tfw have unironically referred to my girlfriend as my pet, a fat thing and implied that I should cheat on her because she slept with guys before me

I am honestly a despicable human being. If I wasn't handsome she definitely would have left me.
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i just want to bathe in her sweat, tbqhwyfl
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>>72903967
probably on liveleak
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>>72904106
is this your waifu? here's one of mine
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>>72904106
Nah
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Bet that this>>72904095
is the same guy as
>>72904011
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>>72904029
ah kek that's what i thought

well, assuming you've done any travelling, what are your favourite places in France to go? I actually really want to visit Tours to see the gardens of Chateau D'Villandry. Is that a decent city?
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>>March 29

Charles Wesley ( 18 December 1707 – 29 March 1788) was an English leader of the Methodist movement, most widely known for writing more than 6,000 hymns.

Wesley was educated at Oxford. At Oxford, Charles formed a prayer group among his fellow students in 1727.

Other students mocked them, saying they were "the Methodists", being methodical and exceptionally detailed in their Bible study.
Wesley wrote two of the so-called Great Four Anglican Hymns: "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" and "Lo! He Comes With Clouds Descending".
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>>72904131
yeah it is. what's wrong with me posting my waifu like you guys?
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Thoroughly enjoy triggering that insecure irish lad
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>>72904141
triggered#
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Why is grinding away at repetitive tasks for pocket change in runescape so fulfilling but grinding in real life is so terrible?
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>>72904141
they're a bit gay
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@72904095
@72904123
anybody who posts gay porn for any reason is a fucking faggot and should see a therapist
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>>72904153
cucky =/= gay
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Dare I say this is the worst /brit/ thread I've ever been in
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>>72904138
>"Lo! He Comes With Clouds Descending"
underrated, that one
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>>72904151
runescape is unplayable without botting
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>>72904171
worse than gay
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>>72904174
hm, agreed
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:p
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hmm
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>>72904192
Worst roastie
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>>72904204
HOW DARE YOU CALL GÉNIE A ROASTIE!
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>>72904214
me on the left
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Always yanks posting cuckshit
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bought a pair of jeans
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>>72904135
Never been there personaly but i had friends who said it was a nice city

>>72904149
>How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish
none
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>>72904230
Americans and Canadians truly are some of the worst posters. Sorry to say it
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>>72904254
don't forget australians
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>>72904245
delete this
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>>72904271
Australians are actually funny

Belgians and hispanics are some of the worst anime posters though, so that makes them shitty as well. But American and Canadian posts are typically downright stupid
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>>March 29

Captain Robert Falcon Scott (6 June 1868 – 29 March 1912) was a British explorer who led two expeditions to the Antarctic regions.

The expedition had caught the public imagination, and Scott became a popular hero.

Scott outlined his plans for his second southern journey.

On his second journey, his group reached the Pole on 17 January 1912.

"I'm afraid the return journey is going to be dreadfully tiring and monotonous", wrote Scott on that day.

By 10 March the temperature had dropped unexpectedly to below −40 °C. With 400 miles (670 km) still to travel across the Ross Ice Shelf, Scott's party's prospects steadily worsened.

The next day a fierce blizzard prevented their making any progress.[91] During the next nine days, as their supplies ran out, and with storms still raging outside the tent, Scott and his companions wrote their farewell letters.
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how could you say you truly love someone if you won't sniff their own farts
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want to nibble on her rash desu
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new gimmick
refer to yank wankers as yankers

thoughts??
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>>72904331
what the fuck is wrong with her face
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>>72904334
terrible gimmick desu
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>>72904331
You again cunt
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>>72904334
>>72904244

No.
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>>72904340

Nothing

what the fuck is wrong with your face

>>72904349
x
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>>72904348
>>72904351
yankers need not respond thanks
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>>72904138
Business idea: use "methodist" as a synonym for "autist"
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>be brit
>shit

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490757001920.webm
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>>72904340
freddy krueger impregnated a normal person
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>>72904353
Disgusting tbf
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>>72904356
>when you open the exam paper and the question is repeated is from last year but you didn't bother to learn the solution
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>>72904382
What would you know
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>>72904370
Methauists
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You guys ARE reporting the porn spammer right?
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>>72904391
Enough to know how rank she is
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>>72904407
This is so fucked up that can be tagged as gay porn
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>>72904407
you see this guy in a lot of cuck scenes

wonder if playing the cuck pays better than the guy who actually fucks her
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>>72904412
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>>72904415
evidently not

back to your runt shed
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>>72904412
semi-enjoying it i am ashamed to say
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>>72904428
She ugly af lad
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Hubby just put this on flash drive for me. xo xo
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>>72904424
>you see this guy in a lot of cuck scenes
i'll bet you do
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>>72904412
janny isn't up this late anyway and he knows it
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I am not a nice man, then again I hate myself so I would say that wouldn't I? I have a hybrid of classical and utilitarian morality, designed to be the most moral in all situations and I'm a feminist and an environmentalist and a left wing republican regulated capitalist. I should be on paper super nice. Except being smart. compassionate and bound by a self imposed code of right and wrong does not preclude the possibility of being a massive douche.

Lets jump in near the deep end shall we? I like power. I like to have power over people. For someone who has always been so powerless and has suffered to the point of having a breakdown because others had power over him, to feel in control feels really nice and I'm savvy enough to know that if I don't watch that then hooo boy!

Except there's more than that. Do you know why I am so anti-revenge? Why the idea fills me with disgust? Because when I was at school the headteacher thought I would pull a Columbine, literally called me aside one day and had police officers waiting to check my bag because I used a turn of phrase that someone trying to beat the crap out of me took literally. This was years before I had my breakdown by the way.

Revenge is disgusting to me. not just because it is violence creating more violence, but because it seems such a satisfying goal. They hurt me so I'll hurt them back. That almost seems fair until you realise that I was bullied by most of the school on a fairly regular basis so according to utilitarian morality I really should just suck it up and it is honestly so time consuming on the internet. I mean I'm a busy guy, I have a lot of angsting to do, I don't have time to respond to all the people asking me to kill myself.
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>>72904412
fat cunts asleep, it's pointless
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I'm trying to build a slag folder, can you guys help? Please.
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Cheeky wank to be honest my friends
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>>72904443
bitter
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>>72904454
>I am not a nice man, then again I hate myself so I would say that wouldn't I? I have a hybrid of classical and utilitarian morality, designed to be the most moral in all situations and I'm a feminist and an environmentalist and a left wing republican regulated capitalist. I should be on paper super nice. Except being smart. compassionate and bound by a self imposed code of right and wrong does not preclude the possibility of being a massive douche.
>Lets jump in near the deep end shall we? I like power. I like to have power over people. For someone who has always been so powerless and has suffered to the point of having a breakdown because others had power over him, to feel in control feels really nice and I'm savvy enough to know that if I don't watch that then hooo boy!
>Except there's more than that. Do you know why I am so anti-revenge? Why the idea fills me with disgust? Because when I was at school the headteacher thought I would pull a Columbine, literally called me aside one day and had police officers waiting to check my bag because I used a turn of phrase that someone trying to beat the crap out of me took literally. This was years before I had my breakdown by the way.
>Revenge is disgusting to me. not just because it is violence creating more violence, but because it seems such a satisfying goal. They hurt me so I'll hurt them back. That almost seems fair until you realise that I was bullied by most of the school on a fairly regular basis so according to utilitarian morality I really should just suck it up and it is honestly so time consuming on the internet. I mean I'm a busy guy, I have a lot of angsting to do, I don't have time to respond to all the people asking me to kill myself.
>>72904298
>>>March 29
>Captain Robert Falcon Scott (6 June 1868 – 29 March 1912) was a British explorer who led two expeditions to the Antarctic regions.
> The expedition had caught the public imagination, and Scott became a popular hero.
>Scott outlined h
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>>72904461
I posted all my slags in the thread you created yesterday
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soft bricked my phone twice in 24 hours
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>>72904447
not an argument
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>>72904461
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>>72904470
Nah, just know a fugly roastie when i see one
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>>72904461
no worries mate
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>not an argument
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>>72904476

I forgot to save that one so that's already a win.
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>>72904504
>jim sterling: the teenage years
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>>72904480
Bricked while in rage or you're just messy?
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>>72904492
nah
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I must say I am disgusted with the state of /brit/ this evening.
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>>72904502
wonder how the performers interact with each other after the scene

imagine the niggers just awkwardly ignore the white guy
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>>72904522
What fuck is wrong with her face?
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>his virgin taste of porn
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>>72904522
simply epic gimmick dude! you're going to go down in /brit/ history as that lad who spammed the ugly fuck with the scars on her face! you'll be like an internet celebrity!!! epic!!!
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>>72904502
revenge for slavery 150 years in the making
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>>72904520
wat

I'm trying to flash alpha version software apparently not compatible with my firmware.
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>I must say I am disgusted with the state of /brit/ this evening.
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>>72904539
NOTHING

>>72904543
I like how I'm the bad guy instead of the cuckspammer
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcS2LBx3nZ4
watching this atm
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My comment still stands
>>72904174
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>>72904552
Sorry, i have dyslexia, i`ve read that you broke your phone
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>>72904522
>>72904562
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>>72904461
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is it gay to like pineapple?

conversely, is it straight to not like pineapple?
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*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFPPTT*
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>>72904587
I hope not, I fucking love pineapple
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brazilians remind me of the big dumb black girl that went to my primary school that would smile a lot and speak funnily
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OOH AAH
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>>72904588
I approve of this post
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>>72904587
No, pineapple is shitty but isn`t gay to like it, relax
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>>72904562
my posts really make you think
you just spam an ugly whore hoping people will remember you
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el mono ajaja
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*looks at you with what can only be disdain*
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>>72904618
Ah so you are the cuckposter
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i question the motives of pineapples desu

if it wants to be eaten, why is it covered in spikes?
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>>72904618
Jesus Christ this is gay porn STOP IT NOW
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>>72904644
also if it's fresh enough it burns your tongue
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LADS
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Wouldn't mind seeing Australians wiped out tbqh
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i question the motives of poo

if it wants to be eaten, why does it taste like shit?
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>liking pineapple is gay
Jesus Christ breeders, what has society done to you that you're still in a mental state of a 14 year old.
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Reading beowulf lads, good stuff
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>>72904618
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Wouldn't mind seeing a second potato famine tbqhwyl
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsc51u_2Bb4
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Let's dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing--he knows exactly what he's doing.
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>>72904709
would rather see a burger famine
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>>72904682
>breeders
>implying
Pineapples are gay
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thailad?
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>>72904744
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>>72904738
But think of the children.
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>>72904738
Would rather see a world famine
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i just remembered that james and the giant peach exists

that roald dahl bloke just didn't quit did he?
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>>72904749
hey
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>>72904788
hi
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>>72904771
>>72904804
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YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
HOW IT FEELS TO BE SO CLOSE
AND BE DENIED
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>>72904803
fail whale
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james and the giant nigger
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>>72904869
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>>72904867
did it lads
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>>72904872
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>>72904868
Peeled potato
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thailad and the giant ladycock
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paste what you last copied

>>72904809
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brraaaap
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>>72904891
good band name
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Honestly the worst /brit/ I've ever seen

Fucking yanks
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>>72904935
stream
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conservatism is the new counter culture
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>>72904947
at work
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>>72904947
>>72904955
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nice thread
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>>72904973
thanks
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>>72904825
nice. one of the best displays of prophecyposting i've ever seen
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>>72904955
maybe next time
>>72904970
pillock
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>>72904953
not any more
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the bf
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>>72904996
oi
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radical centrism will always be the counter culture
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>>72904953
As shitty as the old counter culture.
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>>72905011
didn't say anything
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>>72904940
#notallyanks
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mgtow is the new counter culture
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KoZ1leplTE

funny minecraft video

>>72905013
my man
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>>72905028
yeh, that's right
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>>72905011
oi, como vais amigo thai?
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>>72905067
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Taxation is theft.
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>>72905079
firsttry
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>i report people on 4chan

literally don't ever do this unless its porn or avatar fagging

DO NOT report people especially on boards with faggy mods that global ban people arbitrarily
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Alri lads, which of these comments should stay/go from """The Virgin Talk""""

>flat affect, monotonous voice
>his voice is so low energy that people often ask him if he's "okay"
>can't genuinely smile in conversations
>he starts out really quiet when talking, as if he's uncertain of how loud he'll be, before raising the volume
>he feels uncomfortable listening to recordings of his voice
>he chose a pre-made voicemail greeting
>he uses please and thank you way too much, especially when ordering food
>he probably doesn't use normie filler words, though, (true, like, etc..)
>bad at eye contact: changes between periods of no contact, microsecond bursts of contact, and then overly long stares when he tells himself to make more eye contact
>he struggles to use humour around other people, apart from self-depreciation
>he struggles to jump into group conversations when there aren't many lulls, and might back down if someone keeps talking over him
>he can't talk 'loud' (ex. over background noise), he either talks quiet, normal, or yells
>probably has a quiet laugh, and feels awkward if he laughs too loudly
>goes quiet, even around friends, when a group conversation turns to an emotional/romantic topic
>doesn't like telling people what he does in his free time
>after someone replies to him in agreement, he might exaggerate his body language, such as by nodding a lot
>in extreme cases, might "reward himself" after making a comment, such as drinking from a water bottle or bouncing a bit in his chair
>never initiates any physical contact, even when fitting for the situation (ex. hugging someone you haven't seen in a while)
>'shan't's long posts <- this one in a particular is a dead giveaway that someone is not only a virgin but probably a latent homosexual
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>>72905068
Me on the right enjoying a good book
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>>72905080
what the fuck is the guy in the link talking about

there are still people of 100% aztec/nahua ancestry in mexico who speak the language
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snitches get stitches

don't even report cp(filter and ignore) because then the janitor will come and ban for every other little misdemeanor in the thread as well
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>>72905089
I only report anime posters
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>>72905115
>gags when talk for a public
>can not show his opinion toward anything and has other people to choose for him
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Cat was very shy in the beginning, he only used to watch us from the top of the stairs, go outside, and eat. But now he's very affectionate. x
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>>72905115
You had a good meme with the virgin walk now stop trying to milk it
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>>72905115
>they all apply to me
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>>72905115
>>never initiates any physical contact, even when fitting for the situation (ex. hugging someone you haven't seen in a while)
>>in extreme cases, might "reward himself" after making a comment, such as drinking from a water bottle or bouncing a bit in his chair
-VERY good one
>>goes quiet, even around friends, when a group conversation turns to an emotional/romantic topic
>>probably has a quiet laugh, and feels awkward if he laughs too loudly
change quiet to awkward/self-conscious
>>he can't talk 'loud' (ex. over background noise), he either talks quiet, normal, or yells
good one
>>he struggles to jump into group conversations when there aren't many lulls, and might back down if someone keeps talking over him
>>bad at eye contact: changes between periods of no contact, microsecond bursts of contact, and then overly long stares when he tells himself to make more eye contact
>he struggles to use humour around other people, apart from self-depreciation
>he probably doesn't use normie filler words, though, (true, like, etc..)
this is true but also good though
>>he uses please and thank you way too much, especially when ordering food
>he feels uncomfortable listening to recordings of his voice
>>he starts out really quiet when talking, as if he's uncertain of how loud he'll be, before raising the volume
>>his voice is so low energy that people often ask him if he's "okay"
>>flat affect, monotonous voice

ones I didn't include should go
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>>72905027
>png
fuck off
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>>72905115
>he starts out really quiet when talking, as if he's uncertain of how loud he'll be, before raising the volume
>he feels uncomfortable listening to recordings of his voice
>bad at eye contact: changes between periods of no contact, microsecond bursts of contact, and then overly long stares when he tells himself to make more eye contact
>goes quiet, even around friends, when a group conversation turns to an emotional/romantic topic
>doesn't like telling people what he does in his free time
>never initiates any physical contact, even when fitting for the situation (ex. hugging someone you haven't seen in a while)
these are me
t. literal virgin
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>>72905167
This is good advice, I think I'll follow it
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getting drunk and shitposting lads, some of my shitposts arent even coherent
its ok though because i leave the thread instantly after posting, so no harm can come to me
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>>72905027
how the hell did you photoshop behind him?
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>>72905115
>tfw me
>tfw not virgin
Hypothesis debunked, Checkmate athiests
>>
Might leave 4chan behind all together lads
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>>72905194
*puts my arm on the top of the couch and next to you*
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>>72905205
brainlet
copying and pasting over cabinets, content aware, etc
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>>72905213
see you tomorrow lad
>>
the virgin can not see futility in pursuit a vagina and is not able to see the sex is just 5sec of Epiphany
>>
>>72905210
There's virginity and then there's virginity. Frankly, having sex with a girl and losing your de jure virginity is nowhere near as important as losing your de facto virginity. Those people still act like an awkward person and struggle with basic social graces such as making eye contact with girls, even though they've literally stuck their dick in one.
>>
>>72905158
How long have you had him
>>
just had a worrying thought

who will protect us from black holes when stephen hawking dies

he is not getting any younger
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>>72905115
sounds like my stepdad
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goodbye lads it was a good run
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I don't know how many kg I am
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>>72905220
perfumed ponce
>>
>>72905249
not true thats a spook

the instant your willy makes contact with a vagina you become a socially adept normie for the rest of your days
>>
Might do a 'cide in the next few months
>>
>>72905267
don't do it mate, you have to wait until 2061 when we can find out what that 21 gun salute was all about
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>>72905262
great great man, but somehow I think his theory of "black holes" will die with him and quickly be revealed to be biased and unscientific
>>
>>72905255
About a year and a half. The first time he sat on me was scary haha. x
>>
You can't prove to me that the earth is round
>>
>>72905314
>The first time he sat on me was scary haha
bit gay
>>
>>72905308
did he actually say this
>>
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>tfw there's a couple of drunks in the dining room and you want them removed
>>
was doing well but I feel depressed tonight
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i demand an episode of quotes posting
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>>72905277
Oh haha.
>>
>>72905340
le nigger scientist has said plenty of stupid shit, no need to make it up
>>
need to heem
>>
>>72905249
Nice mind gymnastics lief
>>
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>>72905325
probably

i mean black holes aren't actually black innit
>>
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>celebrity "scientists"
>>
>>72903910
This is by far the ugliest woman I have ever seen. And that's being kind.

Please do not ever post this image again.
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>>72905384
>>
leave richard alone
>>
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no gf

no gf

no gf
>>
you are now manually breathing and thinking very hard about when to blink
>>
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hopefully I don't hit the snooze button 8 times in the morning and oversleep through class again
>>
>>72905415
jej
>>
If everyone on earth jumped at the same time, the force of us all hitting the ground would be enough to knock the earth out of its orbit
>>
morning lads. been up since 5, don't have to leave for work til 7.30. bit irritated.
>>
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>>
>>
>>72905449
not a fan of cox

like my tv space nerds to be at least 65
>>
wouldn't donate the steam off my piss for the jo cox funeral fund
>>
need a brian cox bf
>>
need social contact
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>>72905340
"I fuck arses? Who fucks arses? Maybe he fucks arses! Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity!"
>>
Reading about the Kingsmill massacre atm,

>"There were no immediate revenge attacks by loyalist paramilitaries. However, in 2007 it emerged that local UVF members from the "Glenanne gang" had planned to kill at least 30 Catholic school children as retaliation. This group had carried out the Reavey–O'Dowd killings and it included members of the RUC and UDR. Following the Kingsmill massacre, the group made plans to attack St Lawrence O'Toole Primary School in the South Armagh village of Belleeks. The attack was called off at the last minute by the UVF leadership, who ruled that it would be "morally unacceptable", would undermine support for the UVF, and could lead to civil war."

holy shit. NI used to be a major shitshow desu
>>
>>72905485
got the ol' noggin tingling
>>
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>>72905501
*fucks your arse*
>>
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>>72905481
Try to converse with your coworker
>>
>>72905443
and if every american on earth jumped at the same time, the planet would shatter into a million pieces
>>
>>72905504
why do you think they're so anti-union
>>
I didn't know thailad was married

>>72905042
>>72905042
>>
FLUX

ahhhhhhhhhhhh

need a secret bf to fool around with
>>
>there he goes withnail! he's trying to escape by river!
>perfectly alright, even to me *takes aim*
>>
just got kenya for the first time
>>
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>>72905559
<<<<<<<<<
>>
unironically would suck the shit out of a cute ladyboy cock
>>
>>72905566
i put a gypsy curse on him for not doing a stream last weekend
>>
>>72905631
Yasmin Lee is so hot!
>>
>>72905566
Look the cuckhold was him and not the fag that posted cuck porn
>>
Countless have died over me
Quick to come, slow to go
No matter how much you spend, I can't be bought
The more you want me, the harder I am to get

What am I
>>
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>>72905654
>Quick to come

me too
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rasheed.
we need to talk
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>>72905631
Alri' average Brit guy.
https://twitter.com/SmackDatBooty69/status/778402636986888192
>>
*licks 10% of the arses*
>>
>>72905566
could well be married. how young can you marry in thailand?
>>
neww

>>72905679
>>72905679
>>72905679
>>72905679
>>
>>72905668
What's up?
>>
>>72905683
293 posts
and its the shitty deformed girl at that
>>
>>72905668
Say it Ahmed
>>
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I WILL SHATTER THE SUN WITH THE RAGE OF A MILLION ARSES
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>>72905683
there's already an old new, plus you're early, plus you used stumpy joe in the OP. kys.
>>
>>72905654
love
>>
old new>>>>>
>>72903918
>>72903918
>>72903918
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