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MapleLEAFano

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Reifags

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>>72899699
>having an evangelion waifu

dont do this, theyre all shit tier females

>>72899699
greatest editon ever

third for

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people who say "degenerates" unironically, so /pol/tards

>tfw no Lane County bf

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Who will you vote for next election?

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lmfao you can't even get fourth

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>implying commie grandpa won't be dead by then

>>72899741
ron paul

trump

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>people who say "degenerates" unironically
My ex used to word a lot, and doesn't know what /pol/ is. She also used to word plebeian.

>>72899702
Basically anyone, they have to prove they're nice, or if they're girls, they have to prove they're sweet to me, before I let my mental defenses down.

>>72899702
meant to add on, I unironically can't stand british people, and tourists in general

>>72899741
El Rato if he runs again

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>>72899741
Bloomberg

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>people who say "degenerates" unironically, so /pol/tards

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>>72899741
>implying comrade cuck will still be alive

update: still just barely clinging to life

Trump will win again in 2020, calling it now

>>72899789
go barely cling on to it in your own country

>>72899789
checks out, if you were here legally you'd just go to the nearest clinic

>>72899784
say it in public, I dare you. see how quickly EVERYONE in the room gives you a dirty look

>>72899794
Fake news

Haven't took a solid shit in 4 days, just been all liquid and mush

whens the next bataclan gonna happen?

Imagine not being American for just one second
Scary right?

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>>72899801
UNDOCUMENTED
UNASHAMED

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>Why yes I believe in moral relativism

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>"h-heh.. I meant to say DEGENERES, you know, like our favorite talk show host...

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>>72899811
Un-American

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Not at all.

>>72899789
You think ICE cares?

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I'd be very happy if I woke up British

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summer is coming

remember to drink lots of milk to quench that summer thirst

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*sets up two player*

Who in

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quite

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>tfw I haven't felt this feel in over a decade because I close myself off to everybody I meet

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nah ill just watch

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>I'd be very happy if I woke up British

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>I'd be very happy if I woke up British

>>72899840
holy fuck I played this so much as a kid but never knew the name. The first level is permanently etched into my memory.

>>72899837
consider suicide

>>72899741
If that is the line up, I'm voting nuclear Holocaust.

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>over a decade

im only a year in and its already agonizing

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How do you like your coffee, /cum/?

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>>72899837
Stinky dumb Britboo scum

>trying to explain to my cultural relativist nu-male anthropology prof that child abuse is wrong in 100% of cases
>at the end of the debate
>we cannot judge other cultures from the context of our own

what is wrong with these cucks? they'd seriously allow bride burning to continue so they could write about it in neutral terms

>>72899889
lots of cream lots of sugar

There's NOTHING wrong with pulling up to the McDonald's drive thru asking for a cup of ice water without purchasing anything

>>72899872
Playing it on my Vita.

I basically only use this thing for all the old PSX games they have on the store

>getting cucked by british 'culture' in 2017
>they haven't had any culture for over 100 years

HOW

HOW weak minded and pathetic can you fucking be

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>drinking coffee

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black

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mixed with rum
>>72899900
so insensitive

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>we cannot judge other cultures from the context of our own
He's kind of right.

>>72899900
I think you might be an ignorant racist, bud. Have you consider a tire necklace?

>>72899811
Sometimes I do, it's the oddest feeling. Imagine waking up and not being in the best country in the world, not growing up with the best culture and art and genuine patriotism. Imagine having another country so superior to your own, you learn their language, idolize their states and cities, listen to, enjoy and imitate their music movies and artwork, care about their politics... must be sad to be a foreigner

>>72899924
Except for the fact that abusing a child does permanent damage to the growth of their brain which leads to higher rates of substance abuse and violent tendencies.

It's objectively bad.

>>72899889
Like the last US president.

Weak.

Anglos who stayed in Britain and inferior to those who left for the Thirteen Colonies

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>what's wrong with them
They can't stand when the West is good at anything

>>72899944
good post

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this

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>>72899944
sick burn

>>72899937
define child abuse and source that statement PRONTO bud

>>72899848
Haven't made any new friends in almost two years. It will get worse if I transfer to Moscow,Idaho. Thank god I have some friends though.

people love to hate

theyre gluttons for pain and starved for kindness

>>72899949
Good at not hitting children?

>>72899890
don't worry anon, I'll be moving to Britain by next spring

>>72899937
>we cannot judge other cultures from the context of our own
He's right about what I quoted, genius.

>>72899889
lots of milk, cream or creamer, and maybe just a bit of sugar, if I'm drinking it alongside a donut or a few cookies then I barely throw in any sugar.

Alright lads listen up.

Say we pull out of all Muslim countries, 100% of them BUT we still keep our alliance with Israel.

Will the muslims stop attacking us?

Let's see we completely abandon Israel and give it to the Palestinians?

Will the muslims keep attacking us because of past wrongs?

What will it take to stop muslims attacking us. Is there a way to end it? How comes the majority of Christians today ignore all the fucked up shit in the bible? How do we make muslims evolve? Is it a lost cause?

Very pertinent questions.

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Are you going to give me extra credit?

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>>72899944
AYO HOL UP

>>72899956
I'm moving to Vancouver in ten years, I'll be your friend :)

>>72899957
upvoted

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>>72899889
Creamy.

what a shit general

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Our culture promotes reason so yeah you can use reason to objectively come to the conclusion that child abuse is wrong.

>>72899900
What was your definition of "child abuse"

>>72899956
>Moscow,Idaho
wait what

>>72899966
you don't get EXTRA credit for forming the bare minimum of a statement, bud.

Anyone here been to jail?

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bebi

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Then suck a cock

>>72899988
We were reading about some tribe that let their children go hungry as punishment and hit them if they acted up

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>>72900000
Nice quints beb

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>what's reasonable in one culture is reasonable in another
mmmm try again, sweetie.

>>72899995
yes

the police gave us a tour when i took a law class. it was just temporary holding places, not long term destinations.

AYY IM FROM NEW JOYSEE

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Barack Hussein Obama is the best president in the history of the United States of America

>>72900006
>that
>child abuse
what

>>72900005
I can see why you got buttblasted in debate class

Posting from toilet lads

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>tfw no Bavarian qt to play with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQtDdb9Pt_Y

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>Say we pull out of all Muslim countries, 100% of them BUT we still keep our alliance with Israel.
>Will the muslims stop attacking us?
yes
>Let's see we completely abandon Israel and give it to the Palestinians?
>Will the muslims keep attacking us because of past wrongs?
yes
>What will it take to stop muslims attacking us. Is there a way to end it?
eliminate the threat
>How comes the majority of Christians today ignore all the fucked up shit in the bible?
secular progressivism/enlightenment
>How do we make muslims evolve?
kill or enslave them
>Is it a lost cause?
maybe, maybe not

drumphdft's friends in the house have just voted to let isps sell all your data

just admit it /cum/, we've been had

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>>72899986
>our culture promotes reason

What are some cool things I can do with a personal computer?

>>72899965
If the west completely extracted itself from the middle east groups like ISIS would have no propaganda to radicalise young men with

they'd probably start attacking israel more desu

Where have you gone on mancation that "opened" your mind that the world is a large place and you didn't need to tolerate any disrespect from women in your town?
For me it was Brazil. I had a great time. The people and culture were beautiful. Pleasant to be around. Very welcoming as well. Smiles galore.
That trip reaffirmed my belief that we are not stuck, and therefore have to tolerate, the subpar quality of potential partners in our communities.

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>>72900020

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Yeah I rarely come here.

Or any general. Fuck generals.

>>72900039
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im meant no for the first q

>>72900047
japanese porn

>>72900027
Look at my flag and then look at the flag of the original post smart guy

>>72900006
>let their children go hungry
was it much more than a "go to bed without dinner" type deal? It probably was desu

>hit them if they acted up
Was this a nice firm sway on the rump or a rough tug on the ear? Or was this a stomp to the gut for letting the fire go out?

>>72900023
starvation and corporal punishment are literally classified as forms of torture you idiot, im sorry this is considered normal in an itatian-american home

>wanting a Bavarian
Germans are not people.

>>72900049
>groups like ISIS would have no propaganda to radicalise young men
False

>>72899965
>Will the muslims stop attacking us?
you're joking? of course not. their religion is based around violence. islam or else.

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>mancation

>>72900080
>starvation
>corporal punishment
can your wrist be any limper?

72900082
>t. c*tholic

>>72900091
Explain. They use american foreign policy as propaganda
>>72900078
I have no idea the specifics, but i think they hit them with sticks

>>72900045
I don't even care about politics lol
and they've had my data for a while now, they've had all of ours

>>72900074
not an argument

>>72900106
>They use american foreign policy as propaganda
Also false

Fuck mosquitoes, women are the real proof God is an asshole.

went to the mall with the intent of buying some food
instead i bought some powerade cause it was on sale and came home to eat ice cream

>>72900051
.t Patrice O'Neal

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>that feeling when you're so extremely autistic that people think you're alpha
>in reality you don't understand even basic social constructs

I guess I can't complain

>>72900120
not an argument

they refer to nato+anglosphere as the crusader nations in their videos

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>>72899974
I may be moving out in 1 1/2 though.
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Massive uni there. Much better than my current college.
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Monopoly or Skyrim count?
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Nice tripdubs
>>72900000
Nice quints

>>72900142
Patently false

>>72900049
>>72900106
ISIS will persist until Iran crushes them

Only Shia dominance and the destruction of the Jewish state can bring peace

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>mfw Clackmyass is a G*rman
Franklin was right about G*rmans

>>72900157
amazing post
>>72900156
awful post

>>72900167
Again, false

>>72900177
fake news

The end is in sight lads
It's all going to be over soon

>>72900177
That's false.

israel should conquer the entire middle east and islam banished from the face of this earth, forever

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>>72900190
>MSM
>calling anyone else fake news
Fake news

>>72900162
Nothing wrong with Germans, bud, just with Mr Mall shooter.

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>>72900162
Heh I actually never knew this. I wonder if modern leftists consider Ben Franklin worse than hitler now

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>>72900212
>i represent the MSM

>>72900219
>implying you're not fake news

>>72900219
>>72900218
>>72900217
>>72900212
>>72900207
>>72900202
>>72900194

fake news

>>72900235
not an argument

MGTOW's are communists, and SJW's? Most MGTOW's I've talked to believe in merit...some taking it to the extreme of survival of the fittest. Styx needs to buy a T-shirt, invest in some weights and get the proper nutrition he needs. The guy reminds of a D&D dweeb who takes the game way to seriously and thinks he's the smartest person in the room.

I read some of the comments that the tradcucks left on his video, and I got cancer from doing that.

Like I've said before a lot of these anti MGTOW retards started out as anti SJW/anti feminists, but are now going in on MGTOW because feminism is starting to recess back into the background. The market for bashing feminists/SJW's is drying up. They try to bash MGTOW just like a businessman looks for new markets to exploit.

>>72900103
t. got slapped around with wooden spoons for sneaking a taste of the pasta sauce

>>72900250
sissy

After several weeks I decided to come back to this autistic site, still the same shit might as well become a normie now.

>>72900264
haha yes my dude, surely those other beautiful cultures have the same standards as us!

so "denied food" and "hit" clearly mean "acceptable within our standards"!

haha, well culturally enriched!

>2017
>he isnt a limp wristed sissy

youre doing it wrong

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>>72900177
>>72900219
Stop arguing about news and politics in this comfy shitpost general.

Montreal is an irredeemable shithole and it should be nuked

QC bois represent

https://www.youtube.com/embed/VQNcIfEURrI?start=5&end=35&version=3

people are paying millions of dollars to play this

>>72900288
not an argument

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>>72900162
>>72900218
>"Those who come hither are generally of the most ignorant Stupid Sort of their own Nation…and as few of the English understand the German Language, and so cannot address them either from the Press or Pulpit, ’tis almost impossible to remove any prejudices they once entertain…Not being used to Liberty, they know not how to make a modest use of it…I remember when they modestly declined intermeddling in our Elections, but now they come in droves, and carry all before them, except in one or two Counties...In short unless the stream of their importation could be turned from this to other colonies, as you very judiciously propose, they will soon so out number us, that all the advantages we have will not in My Opinion be able to preserve our language, and even our Government will become precarious." - Ben Franklin

Holy shit you could replace German with Mexican and nobody could tell the difference.

>>72900289
what a weird post

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>>72900288
I haven't presented a single argument you shitter

>>72900289
this

>>72900218
Probably not, cause Ben didn't do anything wrong. FUCK the GERMans

Why is there an abundance of white-beta males making anti-MGTOW videos?

>>72900281
>abloo bloo

I will masturbate furiously right now

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>>72900291
watched a 20 min video of all kinds of shitty things with this "game"

bioware hasn't made a good game since the EA takeover, and people shouldn't be giving EA money in the first place

truly baffling

>>72900303
He hated the D*tch too iirc

Magic the Gathering, The Only Way

>>72899699
>gf still browses /cum/
Who in their right mind would willingly come to this shithole on a daily bases?

COMEDY GOLD!!!

LEL!!

>>72900303
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT AND POST IT ON TWITTER

>>72900330
Masturbation is boring being a non virgin.

can't stand these new powerade caps

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>>72900300
Both of you just stop bitching, I'm not taking sides, but you both are fucking /pol/ and /leftypol/ tier manchildren.

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>>72900339
>Origin
>Westwood
>Mythic
>Pandemic
>Lucasarts

>>72900328
I love when "MUH CULTURAL SENSITIVITY" faggots try to act mean. It's cute, and reminds you why they're the beta males.

>>72900339
>tfw all these dev houses have made an impact on my life

EA shills. Its in the game.

just had a beacon burger lads i don't wanna get fat

>>72900370
>drinking the electrolyte jew

>>72900291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KWkao73HuU

>>72900357
I don't use twitter

>>72900324
because mgtow was hijacked by incels

>>72900339
Sad, Westwood did such a great fucking job on its CnC games. Red Alert 2 was beyond its time

>>72900387
they were only a buck plus tax plus deposit

>>72900350
>gf
>

>leftists

>>72900339
ME2 was a really good game though

MGTOW is self-defense. We men have always defended ourselves against other men. Now, life is changing for us. We can not have "equal" women who attack us and we do not not protect ourselves. If a woman acts like an "enemy," she need to be treated like an "enemy." An unfriendly women can destroy your life. Women are able to shred our lives. This is reality. We are attempting to deal effectively with reality.

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>>72900388
my waifu!

>>72900345
Card games that do not use poker cards are weaponized thermonuclear autism WMDs.
t. Sperglord.

>>72900440
looks like Emma Watson

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>tfw the local chinese restaurant I've been using once a week has been getting more and more generous with the amount of food they put in my take out

>>72900416
>shitty cc
>downgraded planet exploration
>linear combat
>linear rpg
>sub par story

the only good thing was the dialogue(renegade)

>>72900466
Except games like Uno, of course.

>>72900399
Did you forget your punchline, kiddo?

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>>72900388
>2:52

>>72900498
You'are life is enough of a punchline, kiddo

>>72900471
you're a frequent customer

>>72900388
>tfw I've played RPG's that only had 200k funding but had better facial animations, animations in general, voice acting, and better rpg mechanics
how do they fuck it up so bad

>>72900495
>linear
>being bad
Do you hate books movies and music because they are too linear as well?

>>72900471
I remember there used to be this Chinese place that had the most amazing lemon chicken, and they would give you 2 whole chicken breasts.
Whenever I go back to my parents I almost always pick some up on my way home.

>>72900416
Not really

>>72900499
i dont get it

>every thursday
>go to local Portuguese supermarket
>order a fresh homemade BBQ chicken
>mmmmm

Portuguese really know how to make good chicken

>>72900546
if its a choose your own adventure book then yes.

>>72900416
I dropped it as soon as I got into a fight and chest high walls rose out of the floor for no god damn reason.

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>tfw super broad shoulders and a relatively thin waste
>with plowman legs
If I cared about a gf I could look like a supermodel. Literally got the best of both worlds from my mother and fathers side. My mother's side the bulky farmers legs and shoulders and my fathers lean build.

But I also got autism so theres that

give me yous

>>72900575
the hand looks like a puppet hands, fingers don't even move and I wasn't expecting it

Why do doctors type like shit?

>>72900636
>type

doing some smelly farts desu

MGTOW is a logical and natural reaction to liberal society denigrating men. If modern western women were proper ladies, traditionalists that respected and valued men for our role in society, there wouldn't be any MGTOW. But since leftism and radical liberalism made whores out of women and cucks out of men, it's only natural that more and more men are opting out of the plantation. MGTOW is NOT just opposite of feminism, because it's not political.

When are they going to come up with a cure for the gay buds

>>72900627
Fine, fine, fine.

>>72900681
We already have, electricity

>>72900693
That's only temporary

I don't enjoy the presence of Catholics

>>72900681
Just stop being a fag

>>72900625
What are your shoulder and waist measurements?

We already live in a feminist society, so the only way to fight back is to go Mgtow. Only faggot betas get married

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If I were a cute girl, all of you would love me. But because I am not a cute girl, none of you love me.

>>72900693
How's the vice president job going, Mike?

>>72900710
I'm not going to go and measure my shoulders and waste

>>72900649
Didn't hear you

I'll make it simple for you, women belong to the kitchen and their main role is to reproduce.

>>72900720
I love you

>mom is 5'
>dad is 5'5"
>older brother is 5'11"
>im 6'2"

hmmmmmmmm

>>72900720
tru

not only would I love you I would MAKE love to you.

>>72900725
then dont make such claims bitch, i actually have a natural v-taper and im wondering what your measurements are

>dad is 6'0
>I'm 6'0
Hmmmmmmm

>>72900737
chink?

>>72900737
Consider yourself lucky, but never breed. You have manlet genes, don't do that to your future son.

>Italian being 6'0"
Something's not adding up here

>>72900737
Height is defined by the father but also by who well you ate during your puberty and teenage years.

>>72900745
I'm not gay enough to care so much about my measurements. That shit is for women

this is tragic

>>72900758
parents are Poortuguese

>>72900776
So you're a Moor?

>>72900776
i didnt realize portuguese were that short :o

>>72900772
>blogposts about how he has good genetics
>cant even cough up basic proof
>talks about how its for women

ok bud, dont walk into a thread talking about how big your dick is and then refuse to put a ruler to it

>>72900720
Feel the same way.
Although I am unpopular opinion incarnate here.

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Have you ever wondered how much Freedom weights?

>>72900789
I don't think you know what proof is

Maybe you should go get the measurements for your bust redone

would LOVE to die

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>tfw I'm completely average
Feels good

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>>72900799

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FINALLY! With the pound sterling now lower in value than the US dollar, I can now afford a trip to the former UK.

>>72900813
>he doesnt own a tape measure

i bet you dont have work boots either you lying skinnyfat loser

>>72900832
I'd want to die too if I lived in sacramento

>>72900846
So I'm guessing you don't feel like measuring your bust tonight

>>72900782
Idk, my parents or I don't look like those dark arab looking portuguese from Lisbon but definitely have the mediterranean look

>>72900847
What's worse in Sacramento than what's in the rest of California?

>>72900847
thank you for the compassion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_gLTB03HcY

brazilian ""culture""

>>72900866
me. I'm there.

>>72900857
you want my measurements?

>>72900863
I look like those lads from Lisboa

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>>72900735
y-you too...

>>72900879
save them for your boyfriend

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>>72900869
Come on now anon, don't pretend you didn't enjoy that.

I'm beginning to doubt the claims the mulatto makes.

>>72900869
is that a poor furrie?

>>72900893
at least i know what pussy feels like

its overrated btw just in case you feel like offing yourself for being an incel
>>72900900
what claims itt

>>72900919
>its overrated btw
I didn't think you were ACTUALLY gay lmao

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Would you?

i like to put led zeppelin on and pretend that im a banana lying on the floor

>>72900919
>i actually have a natural v-taper

>>72900931
yes sticcs are delicious

>>72900929
literally nothing wrong with being a homosexual bud
>>72900935
its true

I'm a voluntary celibate

>>72900931
yes

What is /cum/'s favorite video games?

>>72900936
>sticcs
???

I"m not celibate but I don't have any friends because I'm not a good person.
>>72900939
Provide some evidence to back up these claims

>>72900939
have you tried the cockmeat sandwich?

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>Im a voluntary celibate

>>72900743
Even if I were on my period???

>>72900955
thin girls

>>72900959
not posting a pic of my torso here again :) too many of you fags would use it as fapping material
>>72900961
ive never done anything gay in my life, and that includes masturbating to gay porn (including traps)

>>72900962
Looks good actually

>>72900967
Actually I saw a porno awhile ago where this guy was fucking a really petite girl and his dick was covered in blood. I could never find it again but ever sense I'm very into fucking girls on their period.

>>72900954
Not a manchild.

how do the google ads get past adblock+? wtf?

https://youtu.be/IkzgzAQLn2w

Thread theme

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>>72900954
Mount and Blade Warband

my face is tired

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>>72900954
I like the Mother, Katamari, Smash Bros, Fire Emblem and Pokemon series. No, I do not have any friends. No, I have never kissed a girl, let alone held one's hand.

>>72901008
buy a face bed

XP > 7 > Vista >>> 98 >>>>>>> 10 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 8

>>72900954
good ones

>calls out the lying autist for not providing evidence
>doesn't provide evidence himself

>>72900954
Roller Coaster Tycoon and tower defenses

>>72901026
Give him a minute he's measuring his bust

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>>72900388
11:27

really wanna fap but these two girls outside my door won't go away

>>72901047
Also how about you stop being a fucking lair and either give proof or shut the fuck up?

>>72901015
recommend me one

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>>72901050
Proceed anyway

>>72901050
Wish I had that problem, would make me fap even louder

*puts my balls on your forehead*

>>72901050
fuck them

>>72901067
is this the face bed?

>>72901057
Check your local face bed dealer and support your local economy

>>72901067
your nuts REEK

>>72901054
Not going to post pics for the gays of /cum/ to jerk off to

>>72901026
what a conundrum

anyway i have nothing to prove, im just saying I dont have a fridge mode chest

when I lift my arms theres about 2 horizontal inches difference from my armpit to waist

>>72901050
If they can see your lights on or know you're there, just answer the door like a normal person, if not, just pretend you're not there until they leave.

fapped earlier out of boredom. Wasn't even horny.

>>72901090
Prove it

>>72901086
How do you measure a v-taper? Mine isn't fridge-mode either but I'm not sure about the exact measurements. Also
>claims not to own a tape measure
Bullshit.

Migrate respectfully
>>72901128
>>72901128
>>72901128

>>72901134
>>claims not to own a tape measure
When did I do this?

>>72901019
8.1 was ok

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Check my Dubya's

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>>72900339
>maxis

how can I get the Sims (1) ?? anyone knows?