SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET SAMI GF TO FISH WITH

>>72898970
The Sami are a bunch of dindus.

she'll castrate you with her teeth

>>72898970
>Cruise around on snow mobile
>See 10/10 Sami raindeer herder
>Invite her over to your tent for reindeer meat and moonshine
>???
>Sex
But really, Sami girls are pretty easy. Even by Nordic standards.

>>72898970
i'm sure alaska natives are extremely attainable if you want to live up there

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>>72899303
I WANT AN AUTHENTIC SAMI QT NOT A SIBERIAN PEASENT

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>>72899076
You only say that because you want them all for yourself you selfish scandi

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>>72899423
Fuck wrong pic

>>72899344
B-b-but you can still fish with them, see, it's exactly the same

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>>72899612
ONLY SAMI WOMEN CAN TEACH ME HOW TO FISH PROPERLY AND SUCK MY DICK DRY AFTER SERVING ME WHALE MEAT AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>72900240
>Sami
>whale meat
you mean reindeer meat right? that's all they eat

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>>72900436
DEPOSIT ONE QT SAMI GF INTO MY GF ACCOUNT RIGHT FUCKING NOW SVEN OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES

>>72900539
>book flight to Sweden
>take train to Norrland
>find girls with slanted eyes
>start talking in your American accent
>instant gf
People in this country have a huge hard-on for Americans. You'll probably have an easier time getting a Sami gf than me

>>72900650
Not op someone else but Would being a spic count against me?

>>72898970
yeah every man wants a broad what dont even know how to shit inna toilet.

>>72900664
No idea dude. There are pretty much no spics/latinos here so I don't know how girls feel about your kind, especialy Sami girls. I guess at first you'll get mistaken for a muslim. Northerners do not like muslims.

>>72900675
Samis here are mostly civilized. We integrated them into our society a long time ago. If you want Samis that still live in tipis and shit in holes you should look in Finland or Russia

>>72900791
would the sami accept me as thier own? I want to live a simple life of reindeer herding and ice hole fishing

>>72900650
>there are people who find American accents attractive

Surely this must be a ruse, Sven

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>>72900829
Sure. If you can handle freezing temperatures, living in log cabins/tents, castrating reindeers with your teeth, whining about Swedes building on your herding grounds etc.

>>72900906
sounds like the life desu

>>72900834
Being an American automatically gives you a exotic/coolness factor. It may wear off after a while though.