>amerifats think that Mjölner is a sledgehammer

>Malta can type ö

wew

america, why do you rape my peoples' culture

>>72898651
Germany the most Nordisches nation after Lithuanians

>>72898651
Or just copy it wiki

>>72898705
then what did it look like ole glorious norway

>>72898651
>>72898755
http://eurkey.steffen.bruentjen.eu/

>>72898773
Did not know that

>>72898749
WE! DA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDEN BRUTHAS!

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>>72898772
One of many amulets found in Scandinavia from the viking era

>>72899151
Have the average amerifat never seen one of these?! It blows my mind!

its a hammer that has a short or a broken handle

>>72899250
why the hell would i have?

The only Norse gods i know are Odyn/Loki/Thor

And the only reason i know them is from cartoons and marvel.

Also that cool snake thingy.

>>72899273
Very good.

>>72899302
americans are wrong don't quote them or trust them

>>72898625
Who gives a fuck

>>72899302
What americans will never know (books 4faqs) is that the handle is supposed to be broken like it is written in the ancient european myths.

technically it is not broken but unfinished

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>>72898625
>thinking anyone cares what Mjolnir is actually supposed to look like

>>72898625
It is also unbalanced af.

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>>72898625
>calling it a 'sledgehammer' and not just a 'sledge'

>>72899293
>And the only reason i know them is from cartoons and marvel
Really? Don't they sell European myths for kids there? What about Greeks?

>>72899250
Maybe not the average, but you see metalheads or /pol/ish edgelords wearing them as amulets.

>>72899151
What do you think of your culture being appropriated as by the most worthless elements of our society? Keep in mind these people know next to nothing about the religion.

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>>72899151
Here it was an axe.

>>72898625
Wait, it's not?

>>72899520
woo d2g here xdd

>>72899568
They sell the greeks, yeah but not Norse. Germanic ones as well.

>>72898625
Joke's on you
I have no idea what majolner is

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>mfw
No wonder you butcher every mythology
dont ever make a fucking movie related to kalevala.

>>72902757
They will make movie about the finnish sniper, I hope it won't be fucked up.

>>72899151
why do nordics like buttplug so much?

>>72905030
>look at flag
>look at statement

Well I can't blame you if you see such thing of that.

>>72898705
Because judging by the fact that Thor and Avengers can top the Norwegian box office apparently you're okay with it.

>>72905237
taking your culture as consideration is the exact reason i see it as a buttplug

>>72905292
I think you need to seek psychological help, please do it and I hope you get better.

>>72905310
he's just trying to banter in his own subhuman way

>>72898625
fuck off with your nerd shit

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We do whatever we please.

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>>72898625
hurr durr amerifats are so retarded

the insigna for the capital of the faroe islands is the same shit, so fuck off

it's nothing compared to Japs reckless attempt: sexualizing everything, and transsexualizing heroes in your country.

>>72905573
>grimes
destroy yourself

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>>72905949

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>>72905000
Help helper the movie

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I recently purchased this version of donar's hammer, amidoinitrite?

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>>72898625
>Maltans think Thor is real
>Maltans get upset that a movie about a giant green rage monster, super genius manlet who builds armor that can singlehandedly topple a major military force, an omega male turned superhuman by eugenics in a bottle, and a literal deity teaming up to punch robots is not realistic or culturally accurate

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>>72906136
helo plis mke movi gr8

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>>72906264
>proto-european spirituality no longer common
>lemme make fun of people who still believe in the old gods and not take them seriously
You're a cheeky lil cunt

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>>72906660
>Believing in a Proto-European religion of which there is little documented first hand accounts of practices and beliefs literally and not merely using it as a tool to understand/connect with your ancestors
>missing quads by one

HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO KEKED