TayTay is BaeBae edition
Good edition
TayTay is BaeB-
why does no fucking hairstylist know how to do this haircut right, it's not hard
>>72895351
me second from the right
>roommate hogging the bathroom
>really have to pee
Not gonna make it bros
>>72895331
Come at me bro
How crazy is it that girls born in 99 can start doing porn this year?
>>72895396
wew
and i havent even done the sex
:(
kids in germany born in 2001 can drink but i can't
the gf
>>72895393
I see past all your tricks, thot
>>72895481
Thats a tranny
Also h3h3 is ledditcore
>We need the turbo thots, high speed, turbo thots
What did Kanye mean by this?
Think my roommate is fapping in the bathroom
He has his own room
Wtf
I gotta pee mang
the gf
>>72895519
>being leddit-core is bad!
>instead, I worship this >>72895351
>>72895558
cute
stop being a mgtow beta worthless loser
youtube.com/watch?v=JSqrbdM8XjI
>>72895558
I've seen that slut's bare chest
IMPURE
Just peed in my trash can
>>72895627
>t. Native
>>72895525
Here like ear 'til I'm beer on the curb
Peachfuzz buzz, but beard on the verge
Let's slow it down like we're on the syrup
Bottle shaped body like Mrs. Butterworth
>>72895460
stahp remindering
D:
Unironically just peed in my trashcan because my roommate was hogging the bathroom
just peed in the kitchen sink
used to have a habit of pissing on the floor next to the toilet
then i had a habit of pissing in sinks
>>72895704
>t. Native
haven't pissed in the trash since I was 4 or something
>be american
>piss in this
Don't know if I should think of Hila as ugly or cute and how much if her autistic behavior is real and how much is staged.
She's getting a bit more relaxed lately, throws some good jokes around.
And when she cried...my heart cried 2...until I remembered they're both JEWS.
But she has literally no ass, would like to see her naked.
I'M JUST KIDDING BABY
>>72895549
>>72895393
just pee in the kitchen sink. Rince the splashes and voilà!
I did it everymorning for three years when my rooomate was in the shower. no need to hold it in!
>take the subway in Mexico
>get fucked in the ass
http://www.torontosun.com/2017/03/28/mexican-subway-seats-penis-peril
[indulgences rubbing]
Guy help I need to lose my virginity in 6 hours or I die what is the fastest way to get laid?
>mgtows are alphas who refuse to fall for this gynocentric society and keep their ressources to improve themselves. betas are the males who marry single mothers or have their children taken away from them after divorce but still have to pay alimony to their ex wifes.
>>72896043
hooker
duh
>>72896046
hes not wrong
>>72896059
I'm too poor.
>>72895950
>Mexico City
It's cute when third worlders try to be San Francisco or Sweden
*annexes Crimea*
>The great thing about going your own way is not having to justify yourself to anyone!
>>72895351
i wonder what he paid her to do?
>>72896122
I want to annex a qt crimean gf
Donald Trump will read every reply to this post. What do you want to tell the Donald?
>>72896088
rape
>>72896171
luv u
>The Ipsos poll showed that 61% of French adults surveyed believe that Islam and the way it is practiced doesn’t gibe with modern France.
Used to sleepwalk and piss places as a kid
Once in my sock drawer and once I walked to my neighbors house and asked to use their bathroom
>>72895282
How is /cum/'s day?
>>72896172
I'm too weak.
>If only Alpha men pass on genes why did guys like Issac newton, Nikola tesla, da vinci or the wright brothers never have children? are they beta males? also has it not been proven that high IQ people are less likely to have children than low IQ people
>>72896171
Whatever else you do, just keep deporting illegals.
>>72896218
horrible
>>72896171
what's the cause for the elongated nodes after a crop circle has been created?
>>72896197
>61% of France is literally hitler
UGH
>>72895950
>And while the seats may be uncomfortable, the subway service claims it’s not as uncomfortable as being sexually assaulted.
>>72896222
You could definitely overpower a small woman m8
>>72896171
>tfw no gf(male)
>>72896249
aliens
>>72896218
Beyond exhausted.
24 hours of travel from Argentina back to the states.
>3 hour driver to airport
>1 hour wait
>11 hour flight
>1 hour wait
>2 hour flight
>1 hour wait for train
>2 hour train ride home
>1 hour in subway getting shit done
Wanna die
The nearest native tribe comes up to your door and demands your land. How do you fight them off?
>>72896330
I give them a bottle of firewater in exchange for them leaving.
>>72896308
I'm too considerate.
>>72896326
Why were you in white mans land
>>72896311
yeah m8
>>72896330
Give them some beer
>>72896326
that's 22 nigger
>>72896330
with a sick and some shiny beads
>>72896348
Cuck
>>72896330
Marry off my daughter and expand the family name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGwWNGJdvx8
>package out for delivery for 10 hours
just get here
>>72896390
*stick*
>>72896348
Don't do that. Be a sociopath instead.
>>72896393
I could never cuck someone, way too considerate.
>>72896415
>Americans have to wait for packages
at some cut of pork that im not sure what was and some veggies for supper an hour ago and im hungry again :\
https://news.artnet.com/art-world/dana-schutz-painting-emmett-till-whitney-biennial-protest-897929
>Good wife is an oxymoron
making a pizza
>>72896330
Give them pox covered land
>>72896371
2 hour round trip to shag ur mum
>>72896349
Family wedding. Was getting eyed hard by a 9/10 but found out later that we were related so it weird
>>72896455
Are you fat? We don't take kindly to porkers out here.
planning a move to cascadia ten years in advance
>>72896453
I'll slap you with my dick for being so rude
>tfw training Skynet
What is this crap?
>>72896453
>Canadians are so poor that they have to squat in the post office
>>72896171
give job pls
>trying to sublease my apartment
>first guy that messages me has the most ghetto name ever
>google his name
>first result is someone with the same name charged with sex trafficking minors
dont know if i could do this to my roommate
>have a CHI neighbor a few years ago who liked playing his shit CHI movies really loudly
>left his window open when he left one day
>decided I was going to put an end to it
>threw a rock through his window and smashed his TV
Does this make me a bad person?
>>72896536
>americans have to crowd source their health care
L O L
>>72896550
do it
>>72896501
n-no
imm almost 6' and i weigh 170lbs
>>72896550
>>72896556
>Americans telling stories in unison again
>>72896171
Why are you so thin skinned?
You are worse than how Clinton would have been.
Jeb was the best candidate.
We already had a border wall.
Your skin is more orange and crepey than a filipino's nutsack.
Climate change is real and caused by humans, however, we should not punish corporations for it, and we should work together.
You are the antiReagan.
Ecли вы мoжeтe этo пpoчитaть, y вac ecть пpoлoплeнный мyдaк oт Bлaдa.
Your wife got LEAF'D.
>>72896453
your mom didnt have to wait to recieve my package
>>72896550
I think a legit background check from a police station costs like ten bucks or something
>>72896556
not if it was george lopez
>>72896556
Not really.
>>72896570
>Canadians are all commies
OUT
>>72896589
>we should not punish corporations for it
then whats going to stop them
>>72896585
>Canadians elect a substitute teacher who legalizes dog blowjobs instead of weed
>>72896583
Go for a run fatty.
>>72896641
good faith and will to mankind
>>72896641
Individual generation
o-only 15.5 hours till my neetdom probably ends
>>72896678
???
>>72896625
>american confuses long life with stalinism
H A H A H A H A a a a aa
>>72896678
Being a NEET is bad.
>>72896678
move in with me boi
>>72896656
i'll go to the gym tomorrow
>>72896686
interview
>>72896706
i don't have a passport to make it over the border
>>72896695
Get the fuck out of America, commie
>>72896678
run away, there is still time
>>72896710
marry me boi
>>72896710
lucky duck, I've been ignored everywhere I applied
>>72896711
>implying anyone wants to live in """""freedomsburg""""
>>72896737
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>72896737
fuck off we're full
Very drunk and I want to buy a burger, but I don't get paid until tomorrow and all I've got is change. I have enough money, but it includes about 25 pennies. Do I just go buy the burger? Or do I spare the poor Mexican immigrant working at the counter the time/effort of counting all those pennies?
I really want a burger.
Boy do I hate Canadians
>american presidents
>>72896755
fast food is disgusting kys
>>72896786
t. Vegetarian
>>72896654
>american thinks the PM can act alone the way the president can
Okay.
>american doesn't understand how legislative and judicial lawmaking are separate
Honestly pretty concerning.
>>72896786
It tastes pretty good tbqh
>>72896750
>>72896753
Reminder that this is a /CANADA and usa, mexico/ thread. Speak to me that way again and I will have to deport you.
>>72896755
he gets paid for a reason, he can fuck off back to mexico if he doesn't like it
>he's never paid for a $10 bill with bag full of pennies to make the CHI working the register earn his money
>I don't eat fast food
>>72896641
They've discovered ways to take out CO2 from the atmosphere. We could dedicate useless land in The Sahara to this, some emissions regulations, use wind, solar, and Dams, skullfuck the Dakotas for using exclusively coal, put more funding into biofuel as a cleaner alternative to crude oil based gasoline and diesel.
mixed meat & vegie diet > non-pork meats and crustaceans > pork > vegetables > binary code > fastfood
>>72896821
Every country in the world belongs to America
>>72896803
President can't really act alone either. He doesn't have much in the way of legislative power.
>inb4 some polisci fag whines about executive orders
Go back to the Senator's desk and fellate him until he gives you a job
>>72896822
Well yeah, but it seems kind of mean. Like I would literally just need to wait 12 hours, he's had a long day at work....idk, am I overthinking this? I'll just go.
>>72896755
money is money and he has to do his job
>>72896509
only if you aren't a c*tholic
>>72896808
I haven't had it in neearly a year and then had some today and disliked it a lot. (((They))) have been conditioning you for years.
>>72896845
every pussy in the world belongs to me :^0
>>72896532
the fuck
man this takes me back to my first year of college where the fall semester i had a super autistic prof that cared about absolutely correct grammar than what was actually written, and the spring semester having a dude who didn't care as long as it sounded correct and your story was interesting.
that shit really fucked me up
>>72896877
Too bad you'll never use it
>>72896877
leet hackstro
R8
>>72896877
well not this one
>>72896894
TOO REAL
>>72896866
I'm not, give apartment and job please
>>72896870
I didn't have it for 4 years, then had it and it was phenomenal. Fuck off.
>>72896904
Looks fine. Did you use mozzarella?
>>72896837
>Dams
Literally where, all of our usable rivers have already been dammed
>>72896916
tendies don't count
>>72896904
>no meat
>no mushrooms
gas yourself
>>72896906
I meant pussy as in bagina, you know, for my benis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucK9bqmgnJA
THE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN
>>72896934
>putting unnecessary shit on pizza
Absolutely shameful. I bet you're a mick.
>>72896509
Political compass?
IQ?
Education?
Dark triad rating?
Disabilities?
Tits or ass?
Answer most of them correctly and uou will be considered.
http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2017/03/bullied-buck-toothed-kid-finally-gets-his-perfect-smile.html
I'd bully the fuck out of him too
>>72896958
Gotta back >>72896934 here. Mushroom + meat and/or green peppers = that thing italian americans do with their fingers.
>>72896904
9/10, no tomato slices
>>72896917
what else would you use on a pizza?
>>72896958
>a fucking CHI
don't reply to me
>>72896941
that pussy's standards are not low enough for you
>>72896996
I've seen some people use cheddar cheese. It's terrible. Shredded mozzarella is okay but using whole mozzarella is the best way.
>>72896996
cheddar
>>72896919
Not globally.
>>72896996
4 cheese blend
taco blends are good too
>>72896996
cheddar?
>>72897038
America is the only country that matters
>I throw unnecessary shit on to my pizza and ruin it
>I'm a mick from Connecticut
>>72896942
yahoo yahhoo hoohoo hoo ya ya ya hoohoo wa ya y=wa wa ya wa wa ya wa hoo wa wa ya ya wa ya hoo hoo hoo ya hoo wa ya hoo ya hoo hoo ya hoo wa waaoo hoo hoo hoohooo waaaaa hooo mama mia hoo hoo hoohoo ya yahooo woohoohoo hoo hoo yahoo yahoo letsa go ya hoo yahoo hoohoo hoo hoohoo hoo wa hoohoo yahoo waaaaaaaa yahoo yahoo waaaaaaaa yahoo wa yahoo waaaaaaaa yahoo yahooo waaaaaaa yahoo hoo hoo hooo ya ya yahoo woo woo ya woha ya ya hoo wa hoo ya ya wa yahoo yhaooo ya ya wawa ya hoo hoo yahoo hoohoo hoo hoohoo wa yahoo yahoo woowoowooyahoowaya
yum
>>72897071
wop*
>>72897032
I just used shredded mozzarella and a little bit of Parmesan. cheddar sounds disgusting
>>72897081
An Eyetalian would know not to ruin pizza with unnecessary toppings.
>>72897071
>>72897081
>CHIs can't cant communicate in spanish
typical
>>72896985
>not forcing everyone to accept him the way he is
wow
wow
i thought new zealand was better than this?
wow
im literally shaking
>>72896942
>>72896942
>>72897109
the predominant demographic of conneticut is italian
>>72897117
>guidos can form proper english sentences
>>72897117
I'm not a CHI, Finnian.
>>72897037
t. pizza topping burner
Holy shit buds! Have any of you tried out Tim's Churro Donuts?!? Fuckers are absolutely unreal.
>>72897142
Followed closely by micks, which is the group this Connecticunt belongs to.
>>72897142
my sentence was flawless
*ding ding*
*blip blip*
WAHOO!
*boing boing*
*1UP*
YA!
WA!
*deedle deedle*
*bing bing*
YIPPIE!
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
*boing*
*ding dong*
what should I get on my qdoba burrito?
>>72897059
>US CO2 emissions make ip 14% of the worlds emmisions
>China makes up 30%
>EU makes up 10%
Yes we are the only ones that matter here, especially considering each nation has it's own atmosphere and wind doesn't exist.
>cant cant
>flawless
>italian """education"""
>>72897228
globalists out
>>72897168
I've seen other people do it that way
I bet this Connecticunt is a dumb Sicilian Moor
>>72897228
Well, you were the one talking about the US specifically, that's why I was talking about the US having little to gain from hydro
>>72897234
>beign a grammer natsi on the internet
>>72897228
>it's
>ip
Fuck I can't proofread for shit.
heh
thanks for the wahoo's, kid
>suddenly bullied by a literally who state
I didn't do anything this time
HE'S WEARING HEADPHONES, YOU FRICKING FRICKS
YOU CANT HEAR THE AUDIO
TV KILLED THE RADIO STAR
>>72897080
link to full vid? need to see how that shit comes out
>>72897329
that shit comes out of her asshole
>>72897248
>replies to someone from WA
>"wahhh how r u globilest?"
>>72897268
Oh, I was actually talking worldwide, other than Dakotas. They need to stop using coal.
sex
>>72897374
I was reading the Drumpf post, no bully ;_;
>>72897329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj7-qrH-ZY0
bit nauseous
>>72897374
i'm hungry
HUNGRY FOR FECES
>>72897387
>tfw you have only ever had sex with your femanon roomate, and you both took each others virginity at 19.
>tfw you will never lose your virginity in high school
its a nice day for a WHITE WEDDING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxPmj438LIw
found this while researching. not good tbqh
>>72897515
>>72897520
kek, literally had a similar experience.
kys
>>72897397
Okay, sorry anonkun.
should i order a 12 dollar large pizza or just go to mcdonalds and get a bunch of mcdoubles?
shit option: tim hortons where i have a gift card but all the food sucks
>>72897625
this is the problem with having multiple california flag users
>>72897624
how is it that tim hortons food is so bland?
it's like they have some special process or machine that literally removes flavor from food
i've never tasted food so blande
you could literally just a piece of bread from the grocery store with some butter on it has more flavor than anything they make
oh the tripsfags arent here
maybe they died
RATE MY SNACK
wow
Hello I'm from the Nether pants.
>you didnt save the non circumcised california picture
you of my few regrets
>>72897701
you """"people"""" should go back to being anonymous so the rest of us don't have to see you
i am okay cook
>>72897710
crap/creppe
>I screenschot peoples posts
there is only one California flag
he has Schizophrenia, its sad really
>>72897455
I mean, it looks like shit but I would still eat it. I don't know why you would upload this failed home-cooked meal though.
Wiew that joke made me crinch.
>>72897560
You first
>>72897551
It's kinda odd though when there's 3 other people living with you, one of which is a normie (he was a NEET type when he moved in, but he became a normalshit that practically lives with his gf), and two of them are waiting on you two to come back to continue Borderlands.
MY LIFE FOR ALLAH
>>72895282
>bae
kys
>>72897788
>>72897796
>buying a 4jew pass
really sad dude, get help
>>72897800
O-okay
>>72897821
>implying id ever give goot my shekels
>>72897842
>id
Pathetic.
>>72897821
he has his phone and possibly two computers so he can post rapidly the weirdo
>>72897870
cant get flags on ios, stupid
I wonder what that other Calgarian who lives a 10 minute drive from me is doing right now.
>>72897893
your mom
>>72897893
eating at Arby's
>>72897870
yea, cant get flags on ios, stupid
So can you understand what I am saying to you guys? Is my English okay? I'm insecure about my English capabilities.
>arby's
why are californians such elitist scum
>>72897909
she doesn't live here tho
>>72897915
poor taste
>>72897870
yea yea, cant get flags on ios, stupid
hE hAS aN iPHoNe
>>72897920
what did he mean by this
>>72897933
haha, no
>>72897893
debating mcdonalds or dominos
>>72897933
ha, no
>>72897948
So you are not? That's weird. I hoped you people could understand me.
>>72897915
>fries ranking
curly > waffle > sweet potato > thick>regular >>>> cajun
>>72897969
cook some soup
>>72897994
cajun >>>> regular>thick > sweet potato > waffle > curly
>>72898003
all i have is a can of soup which is shit
i already cooked supper a couple hours ago but im hungry again
>>72897920
Dutch and English are already communicable and have almost identical grammar systems, so yes, your English is almost perfect in writing from what I can tell.
>>72897994
>cajun
that's a style of spices, not cut right? To include cajun you would also have to include garlic and chili cheese and whatever else there is.
>>72898020
you're going to get fat
have some tea
literally have never had Arby's in my life. Looks trash even by fast food standards.
I feel nauseous again
do I have glaucoma
>>72898011
retard
cajun>curly>thicc>>>all that other trash
>>72898021
Is my English better than the English of a illegal Mexican?
>>72898037
>you're going to get fat
its only once anon
i swear
>>72898065
i mean, if you run into a cannibal he'll be okay with your weight problem
>>72898045
try rubbing a french dip & swiss with au juice all over your itty bitty pp maybe you'll like it maybe you'll cum
>>72898082
wait i have a half eaten bag of doritos that should do it
>>72898055
retard
all that other trash >>>>thick>curly>cajun
>>72898024
ya, but its popular enough to be order as a replacement for regular fries. You have to pay extra for cheese and i have never tried garlic before
>>72898113
do you think doritos like being doritos?
>>72897870
I write a shitton of posts on just my phone without having a pass, he can just have a high WPM.
>>72897923
Because they feel like they must prove they are better than the rest of the country, even though:
>Be WA
> have 1/6 of Cali's population
> 1/3rd of their GDP
>>72898121
>sweet potato fries above anything other than a trashcan
kys
there are at least 3 marijuana dispensaries within walking distance of my house
Why is this in int and not b?
>>72898121
the fuck is cajun? some indian garbage?
>>72898139
No it's a horrible environment living in a plastic bag.
Onion rings >>>>>>>>>>>> all french fries
>>72898179
ask this black man >>72898166
>>72898170
why are you a homo?
>>72898179
french nigger kino
>>72898166
>he cant pick up on the trend
>>72898139
dude....
>>72898167
Why aren't you high right now?
>>72898170
tell me how a general uniting three nations is off topic and if so, what on-topic means for this board
protip: shan't
Just found out I'm related to William Henry McCarty, Jr.
>>72898185
>>72898203
we should try to improve doritos living standards
>>72898191
wish half Onion ring and half fries was an option
>>72898204
I'm not a degenerate
>>72898201
I'll stick to my patrician taste thanks
>>72898214
Yeah we should.
>>72898061
If you had an American proxy, I couldn't tell.
*watches youtube instead of improving the quality of life for doritos*
fug, now I want onion rings
>>72898230
he would just do the reverse of whoever he commented to
>>72898145
Washington only has 1/6 the GDP of california though
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_Gross_State_Product_%28GSP%29
>>72898244
watcha watchin senpai?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI66WaDg2q8
>>72898241
Hmm you sarcastic right?
>>72898244
We should stamp on dorito bags.
is /cum/ more conducive to the idea of a commune and a weed fridge yet? it's a good idea. we can live like white mexicans, but we don't have to put up with mexicans.
%80 white in vancouver
>>72898250
>worst coasters being unoriginal and stealing from their betters
>trend
it's like a way of life for them
>>72898262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duOFYx-Dgho
>drop a dorito on the floor
>instantly disappears
come back ;_;
>Connecticut
>"Patrician" anyway
O i am laffin
>>72898226
But you're posting in /cum/ - Misery & Homosexuality. Do you mean to tell me that your valuable leisure time is not being spent in degeneracy?
>>72898296
you should have been nicer to it or >>72898273 so it couldn't escape
>weed fridge
>poo mexico
O i am laffin
>>72898302
>that grammar
yikes
what the fuck is wrong with your general guys?
>he thinks I care about insults aimed towards New Mexico
O i am laffin
72898331
>>72898261
DELET THIS RAIT NAO
>>72898011
>>72897994
Both onjectively false
>>72898331
this is a no paki zone
>Be obese new mexican
>"N-no, believe me guys, I'm from poo england
>Clackmyass using word puns
lmao
>>72898273
I'm actually not. If you had an Anglo proxy, I could mistake you for that country. If you had bad English, you would have bad Dutch as well.