/brit/

cara

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kay-on

greetings lads

what the hell is "mediocre sunlight"

Going to get a map of the world and post it on /int/ saying "what happens here?"
or maybe a nondescript stretch of ocean lol

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It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I

i have to write a paper on applications of big data. they can be real or, less boringly, potential future uses as long as they're reasonable. give me ideas

>>72892993
haha

>>72892939
good post

>>72892978
british summer

chavs proof is a picture of tokyo

>>72892978
Not really long days or short days like close to the poles

Just hovering around the same most of the year

post regional pepe please lads x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXRDF2Vi_Gw
enjoyable

Regional pepe

convinced that autism is the next stage of evolution

>>72893022
Yeah it said 90% tho

>>72893002
Was about to anti-fedora post the first line but then I figured out the answer.

>>72893002
big black cock

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>>72893038

girls have warm wet fannys that we stick our hard willies inside of

mad

>>72893002
You forgot to add "it's worse than leaf posters"

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absolutely howling remembering that time in primary school someone asked a girl if she was a virgin and she said no because she didn't know what it was. Her mum sent in a complaint about it too

>>72893051
cringe

>>72893002
nothing lmao!

>>72893144
nonce

>>72893132
I think you mean to say "it's better then Leaf posters" ok love xx

>>72893088
90% of daylight hours are sunshine

basically it means there is rarely any cloudcover which is the deciding factor in making it the sunniest place in the world

>>72893187
Really great banter. I'm very glad you post on this board.

>>72892709
Sorry meant to say i have pathogenic dna markers that makes it more likely for me to develop these diseases.
Only one i can confirm is congenital hypomyelinating neuropathy but i need to go check for atrioventricular septic defect soon

had a dream that I was a balding cunt and resignedly cropped my hair short

it bothered me enough that I had to go and check my hairline to see whether it's time to buzz or not

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>>72893166
correct

What kills kings,
what makes mountains crumble,
and makes all life come to an end?

>>72893257
well lets hope they get a move on with gene therapy so they can fix you lad

babestation

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>Sheeran added: “I asked what’s gone on and, apparently, it’s a bot that Warner have that works on some weird algorithm (I have no idea what that means) but it’s just bad luck that it was your video. I’ve had a word, and I’ll get it sorted. Sorry again. Keep doing what you do, tis ace.”

>>72893270
TIME

>>72893002
AIDS

Anyone remember the videos posted here of the yank who went into some abandoned mines and heard/saw some really weird shit

a somewhat receded hairline looks better if you maintain a good bit of hair imo. Buzzing/shaving is only better if it's at the point of no return

>>72893187
haha classic love the way you turned that around on him really clever haha

>>72893270
andrew wyeth came to my middle school and i met him

atol protected

>>72893270
AIDS

>>72893270
And what are leaf posters a complete waste of?

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the gf

Literally never seen my own anus

>>72893308
yes

>>72893308
Exploring Abandoned Mines?
watch his videos sometimes

the vlog's back

>>72893318
yeah but I hate having to sort my hair out anyway and it always ends up getting messing and looking daft

when I'm balding it's going to be almost impossible ot keep it decent looking so I'll just crop it short

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The Irish are a truly pathetic species

Smart water > Tesco scottish sourced water > Nestle pure life > Highland spring >Buxton

ᵇᵒᵍᶦᵉˢ

>>72893287
Who are you quoting?

>>72893270
time

can we have a harder one pls

not too hard though

also shame upon he who googles the answers to seem smart anonymously

>>72893215
Oh i though it meant daylight

>>72893270
>>72893270
>>72893270
>>72893270
very very strange timing

this image just came up on my screen as i am watching oblivion

>>72893386
It's just a joke lad calm down

*Puts stickers on old people out in public*

finna jerk it

>>72893383
fair, just don't overreact. See a lot of
>DUDE JUST SHAVE IT IF YOU'VE LOST ANY HAIR LMAO
Going around these days, and desu nothing wrong with a mature hairline. Different if you're properly thinning at the crown though

>>72893252
>>72893327
>brexiteers spotted
It's cause the answer was nothing HAHA get it

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>>72893284
That would be nice, but for now I'll just glad for those protective dna markers towards alchoholism

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just sorted a load of 'chon pictures into folders

will now have more diverse and appropriate responses and attached pictutes x

>>72893144

we told the kid with learning difficulties to tell the teacher he had a hard-on

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the pengest 'burb

>>72893461
can you just fuck my fat butt white gf instead?

>>72893300
Correct

In marble walls as white as milk
Lined with skin soft as silk
In a fountain crystal clear
A golden treasure does appear
There are no doors to this stronghold
Yet thrives break in and steal the gold

What am I?

>>72893503
>no anime

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the pengest city

>>72893514
Wishing well frequented by Jews

>>72893509
>river clyde
>clyde walkway

real fucking original

>>72893503
you dont even have a blacked folder lad

the utter state of you

got about 30 threads open, wonder if I'll manage to read them all

>>72893545
I don't have a single anime picture saved

>>72893514
EGG

>>72893514
a dolphin in a bathtub

>>72893439
Then out spake brace Horacius
The captain of the gate
"To every man on this earth
Death cometh soon or late.
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods"

*posts my face*

>>72893374
I think it was him

It was a guy who had no care in paranormal or scary, just an interest in mines

In one video he finds a swinging chain, in another he hears something like a radio sounds.

PAKIS IN
WHITEY OUT

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>>72893503
got this one?

>>72893642
ugly cunt

*throws up*

I certainly hope the EU don't fuck us up.

>>72893642
Ugly face

Been reading about Forrest Fenns treasure

really fascinating

>>72893660
Too late Nige

>>72893654
do you mind if I save it?

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why are women so nice

so fucking excited for article 50 tomorrow

*does a wee*

Operation Rolling Thunder was a massive clusterfuck

What were the yanks thinking

BUY UP POUNDS LADS

Wishing I was Japanese so I could sniff girls' pants all day lads

>>72893705
go right ahead

The system is broken.

>>72893711
1 2

packies > pakis

Is the pound going to drop again?

>>72893651
yeah thats the bloke

spent the entire day watching Vox

wtf i love Clinton now? ???

>>72893720

More like Roling BLUNDER amirite hahahahaha

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nigel-farage-i-will-emigrate-if-brexit-is-a-disaster-a7653786.html

What the fuck

>"We all want and must create a nation that is safe and secure for our children and grandchildren.

Why is Theresa May allowed to get away with this sort of bigotry?

Fuck the media for not calling her out on this shit. Can't wait until 2020 when Brexit fucks the economy and Corbyn wins a landslide.

>>72893764
Yeah mate *drops wallet* haha

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>>72893599
Correct
>>72893401
Ok

500 at the beginning, 500 at the end
5 in the middle is seen
The first of all letters, the first of all figures
Take up their stations between
Strong them together and you will see
The name of an ancient King

>>72893764
probably

>>72893764
better believe it

>>72893660
how can they fuck us up?

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Well? Happy now?

I am a chasm, a gate
Meant only to exit, though also entered as of late
I can hide your most illicit secrets
I can pleasure you more than any maiden

What am I?

reminder to buy some bitcoin before tomorrow x

>>72893780
did he ever figure out what was happening

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>>72893711
>white

nope

>>72893806

*Runs past and swipes your wallet like a gypsy in the night*

>>72893833
Arsehole

>>72893809
DAVID

mental that a good looking woman is basically DNA advertising itself, signalling to your DNA that this DNA is worth mixing with

the body is just a vessel for DNA, as is the entire human species and every living thing

>>72893833
Bum

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mummy may just signed our death warrant

>>72893864
I should have known that would be too easy for /brit/

*runs in to the middle of /brit/ and blows myself up*

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>mental that a good looking woman is basically DNA advertising itself, signalling to your DNA that this DNA is worth mixing with

>the body is just a vessel for DNA, as is the entire human species and every living thing

>>72893907
she did it to ensure peace, and security for her new empire

>>72893802
Fantastic post. I like you,

Can I cite you in my dissertation?

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>>72893824
If the EU is so great, why did the majority vote against it?

>>72893833
boipussy

>>72893925
post yours

>>72893907
I WILL BRING PEACE, AND JUSTICE, TO MY NEW EMPIRE!

Try to defeat me but try in vain. When I win, I end your pain.

what am i?

*joins ISIS (the band)*

>>72893949
>>72893949
>Brei(((bart)))

>>72893982
death?

>>72893982
6'4 brick shithouse

>>72893999
yeh

>>72893824
ah yes, extremely coherent argument from remain
truly boggles the mind how they lost

feudalism when?

>>72893982
Josie Hearn

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Shit lads went to buy a cornetto at the shops and they'd put the price up to £10, then on my way home the riots started. Is this what post EU Britain is gunna be like?

>>72893982
Connor 'the heem machine' Mcgregor

You came from inside me, and you try to come inside me again. What am I?

didn't expect Arrival to become so highly praised

>>72893824
people were already stuck in dead end, zero hour contract, minimum wage jobs, that's why we left the EU in the first place haha

I come to /brit/ for the same reason I go to the zoo - to see the animals

>have friend in the UK
>he tells me loads of people 23+ with uni degrees apply for hourly retail jobs
>says no one thinks anything bad of it
>no surprise to meet a 25 year old bloke with a degree thats getting paid hourly at a call center


jesus christ. youd get shamed so fucking hard if you were white and had graduated from uni and still were applying for hourly retail jobs

that is just not a big thing here. you must have like no real jobs open

>>72893949
Misled by fake stats by the Tories and ukip mostly. Such as the 350m promised for NHS. I feel sorry for them honestly, the uneducated and poor who voted for this will be punished while farage is laughing all the way to the bank and living in the states

Should I go even deeper into my overdraft by buying gold and silver before tomorrow?

>>72894027
doxxed
>>72894035
me shagging my mum

>>72893982
heroin

>>72893660
fuck what up

>>72893856
2,1

>>72894028
wouldn't mind new riots, was too young for the last ones

>>72893991
Implying the EU are going to give up shengen and open borders?

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KRAUTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Name me and so shall you break me.

what am i?

I want to be the British slag.

Light yagami is the epitome of chad

>>72894078
The problem is that everyone can get a loan for uni, and there are a load of shit degrees like "film" and "sport science" so they severely dilute the power a degree has

I come to your country in search of a better life, but find only systemic racism and xenophobia. What am i?

>>72894035
Maisie

Unironically got heartache lads, considering switching to ironically

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>I come to /brit/ for the same reason I go to the zoo - to see the animals

why do they keep reporting executive orders as if it means anything other than signalling intention?

>>72894082
Everyone knew she was triggering it tomorrow for the past week
Markets have already adjusted you fucking child

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doing a screech

>>72893999
>>72894092
These are both correct

I am smelled before I am seen
Of youth often I am keen
Innocent reguardless of what is said
But if you say the wrong thing you'll wind up dead

What am I?

>>72894121
silence

>>72894139
rasheed?

I am unemployed uneducated and hate migrants who contribute to the economy. What am i?

Any one of you wants to marry me for my passport? Will cost you 20% of your dole money.

looks cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO_hWcbEQaM

>>72894154
so that's a no?

>>72894162
(You)

>>72894151
Maybe cos Trump made a big deal about Obama using them

>>72894162
>reguardless
Do we get to eat you if you make mistakes like in monty python

>>72894162
Jan

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>>72894102

literal child

I was fooled into voting leave against my own interests by nefarious Tories and ukip and the daily mail. What am i?

English accents are attractive on women when they're talking, but they sound disgusting when they're whispering.

>>72894183

Doles already been cut m8, we're living worse then poles now

>>72894222
I was 15 lad x

>some uneducated, never-to-be-employed spastics whose entire life experience is the local Spoons, Butlins and a the bookies just derailed our entire nation

It's almost funny.

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>>72894221
A restriction, perhaps?

>>72894231
Fictional character

>>72894079
>Such as the 350m promised for NHS
Nobody cared about that though, it was a non-issue. Most people cared about all those african/muslim migrants that would soon get German passports, become ""european citizens"" and be allowed to travel to any EU country they like without being able to stop them

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the elephant scene in this was kino

I am brown, smell of curry and explode if you offend me, what am I?

comlpetely lost all desire to have sex with the gf but I'll still wank to futa every now and then
what's gone wrong?

>>72894180
>>72894231
britposter

>>72894231
a false flagging bremoaner

>>72894231
A bloody racist

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>said horrible things to my gf to make her break up with me
>she does
>spend the entire day persuading her to get back with me
>she does

Literally what the fuck is wrong with me.

If your riddles do not rhyme I will not read them

its still going to be the EU's fault when we fail to win our bargain isn't it?

>>72894254
You think African and middle eastern/Asian migration will slow down after brexit? Oh my sweet, sweet summer child

The rich love me, but avoid me
The poor hate me, but can't escape me

What am I?

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>>72894250
>>72894296
hmm?

>>72894254
Absolute damage control claiming 350m to the NHS didn't matter

>>72894249
I voted Bremain and I'm trying to remain positive about Brexit but it's becoming hard to stay positive

>>72894318
It's still going to be Brexit's fault when your art degree doesn't get you a job

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>>72894329
>>72894296

>>72894319
No more single market/freedom of movement m8

>>72894276
Brain problems and chemical imbalances

>>72894249
i hope brexit negatively effects you specifically x

>>72894327
Tories?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVEU6n2eKtg?t=12m5s

put your headphones on and listen to this.

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>Oh my sweet, sweet summer child

any brexiters that actually regret their decision ITT?

How much do you lads spend on ASMR patreons?

I'm hard yet soft
I'm coloured yet clear
I am fruity and sweet
I am jelly, what am I?

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>Giving money to ASMR patreons

>the only people who aren't worried about brexit are extremely rich Tories/ukip who stand to profit off it and can live comfortably regardless of the UK's prosperity
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>72894335
Giving more money to the NHS doesn't solve the problem, it needs fundamental reform

>>72894377
I didn't vote at all but I think it was the right decision

Who cares if your wife is a former porn actress as long as she bears at least 5 children.

>>72894335
It was only remoaners who were sperging out about it

And we'll save billions not paying into the EU budget anyway

>>72894364
Muslims

I have a masters and voted leave

>>72894358
Just replacing EU immigration with mudslimes m8

Good job

I voted to leave the EU after carefully considering well-reasoned arguments both for and against, and my resolve has only steeled further in the face of panicked fabrications, personal attacks and hysteria spread by remainers, and myself "remain" unrepentant and wholly convinced by overwhelming evidence and a good helping of common sense that leaving the EU is the right thing to do. Who am I?

>>72894377
yeah
the daily mail and the alt-right made me do the wrong decision and I realise how much of a racist I was for doing it

>>72894362
actually been beneficial so far....firm I work out has largely US clients, so sterling depreciation increased my bonus from the profit share hehe.

Still think it's a terrible move.

Hey brits

Don't forget to set your clocks back 44 years tonight!!!

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>>72894377

No im still glad about it, that being said i will shitpost about how our country is gunna turn 3rd world over night

>>72894377
Seriously doubt it, I've never met one
It's liberally only bremainer shills

it's still going to bremoaners fault when negotiations break down isn't it?

>>72894423
Who are you on about?

>>72894358
Yes but you're assuming all the Africans and Asians will come from Germany and co. The reality is we'll increase immigration from commonwealth nations to make up for it. That doesn't mean asutralia and Canada btw.

>>72894371
impressive how he tries to reassure himself and not freak the fuck out

Why doesn't the UK just start having children again instead of importing immigrants? Why does nobody talk about the fertility rates?

A NA A SA A A

what comes next in the series?

>>72894469
that would be racist

>>72894430
u wot?

EU immigration is mudslimes anyway

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>>72894444
Nice numbers

Hans Zimmer? No no, Article 50, get out of my country

Mugabo Mohammed? Welcome

>nobody cared about the NHS funding pledge

A new level of mental gymnastics

>>72894460
Myself.

>>72894439
>voted to remain
>have benefited financially in a pretty big way from the vote to leave
made me about 10k in like a week aha, still think it's a shite idea though

>>72894467
panicking is the absolute worst thing you can do in a legit scary or dangerous situation

>>72894371
Pretty good advertising gimmick if I've ever seen one

>>72894469
No marketing campaign is as successful at raising fertility levels as induced poverty

>>72894469
The thing is the U.K. birth rate is alright

Meanwhile Canada's is dire
Yet NO ONE talks about this ever except as an excuse for immigration

>>72894432
>who am I?
You are literally me. That summed up my feelings very well

>>72894377
Voted leave for the banter, convinced my mum to vote leave on the way to the polling station lmao

The little Englander psyche has manifested itself and is here to stay based on some misplaced sense of superiority over the rest of Europe by unemployed idiots. We're done. Say hello to eastern European living standards by 2030 lads

do preteens in the uk say "what the frick"

There is one huge benefit to the European Union which often gets over looked. That all these countries with a long history of war and conquest can share so much of their sovereignty voluntarily, in order to make the continent the peaceful and prosperous place that it is today. You know what, despite it's set backs it is still one of the most successful projects ever undertaken. It is a shame that it was underappreciated.

>>72894358
>>72894488
honestly think you're trolling

>>72894506
to be entirely honest, the nhs funding "pledge" was by leave.eu, not by the official leave campaign. Nowhere on the bus did it say "we will" or anything, it said "let's". Like "we should"

>>72894530
So post-brexit poverty is meant to increase fertility rates? Ingenious.

>>72894533
induce poverty

>>72894512
I know that but it's a spooky noise lol

>competing on birth rates
lool we need less children everywhere, not more. As the leaders and the most developed nations, we have to lead by example

>>72894102
>2011
>Too young

Fuck off

>>72894550
>Eastern Europe has gone down in muslim percentages because it is so poor they all left
I'll cope with being even poorer if it means they all fuck off.

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Tim is calling for a total and complete shutdown of leafs entering /brit/ until such time that our janny can figure out what is going on.

All EU shills and baiting nonces (not just itt but everywhere) should be killed

I lived in Liverpool and EU money basically bailed the city out when the government couldn't be arsed. Essentially saved the city from total dereliction

>>72894488
Genuine retard

>>72894377
My only regret was that I didn't save all the tears from people.

>>72894573
a happy accident, like many of the births that follow

>>72894590
was 6 years ago lad. I was 15

>>72894594
really? you'd take a tangible decrease in quality of life just to avoid having to see brown people around? bizarro

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>>72894353
>>72894329
hmmm

>>72894463
All those millions of migrants that the EU constantly keeps importing won't be coming here though freedom of movement. Neither will Bulgarian/Romanian gyppos or Turks as soon as they get membership

The biggest non-EU immigration to this country is yanks and aussies

>>72893803
>First sign of a terror attack
>Runs off to America to bitch about London on Fox News for money
>This is the kippers' exemplar of "British values"

>>72894589
>everywhere
not quite. Europe's population has been pretty steady for coming up on 100 years now. We could do with a slow, steady decline but it's far more urgent elsewhere

>>72894599
The US flag looks like ugly pajamas

>>72894550
What do you have against eastern European living standards?

>>72894498
Unironically voted remain partially because of this Andrzej Szydło as my neighbour than Mugabo Mohammed

I'd like to make a point about the EU that is often overlooked. It enforces some of the most pro-consumer regulations on the planet, such as its distance selling regulations which entitle you to returns at any time within two weeks for items purchased online. EU law also protects against ridiculous clauses in things like software EULAs. Thanks EU

This is that red tape you faggots are so upset with

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>>72894627
Yes, gladly.

>>72894594
>Why yes let's just fuck our country up to get rid of the bloody brown people
Classic rorke

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>>72894632
The bottom left image is creative

>>72894639
>Turks as soon as they get membership
high quality bait

>>72894661
ah right
*walks off and talks to one of your carers*

BREGGSIT MEANS BREGGSIT

>>72894254
Good thing we'll get less immigration from "african/muslim" countries now we have to beg cap in hand from african and muslim countries for a trade deal. Oh wait...

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leafster?

>>72894660
All consumers and consumerists should be killed

visa immigration into the uk is still very strict

>>72894670
Well we wouldn't have to fuck it up if Tarquinn stopped letting them all in. But no, too simple for a toff to listen. The lower class patriot always wins in the end.

I make 6 figures a year from trading and have UK, USA and Italian passports. Brexit won't affect me one bit but it's going to be hilarious seeing all the racist little Brexit voting Rorkes getting their bennies cut and having to live off baked beans.

The people on this pathetic board are so old that they think being 18-20 is too young

They will literally mistake a 20 year old for being 12. Its the same '2007 was 10 years ago' type of thing

>>72894660
The Anglo soul will never be satisfied with anything less than a utilitarian Anarcho-Capitalist society

>>72893764
new one just dropped

>>72894639
Do you think the Aussies or yanks will come here once they see what a shithole we've become? I suppose we could get some tourism through people wanting to see a failed state

>>72894728
>3 passports
don't think thats allowed lol

>>72894731
20 year olds havent lived. they know nothing about real life 25+ are the only people I will ever listen to desu

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>>72894706

Thought this said GREGGSIT and cried at the thought of greggs leaving Britain

>>72894728
baked beans are good for you
I'll be healthier than ever

Reminder EU migrants will be replaced with 3rd worlders

>>72894699
EU-Turkey is only a matter of time. Germany is already Turkey

>>72894751
Blockbuster post

>>72894609
fake news

>>72894728
they won't because their beans come from the EU haha!

>>72894550

>complains about EE living standards
>wants a federal union with them

>>72894731
at least I've had me bellend in a fanny

all else follows

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dunno what to post lads

can i have some (You)s

sounded a bit fake but that cave video was freaky. what kind of thing could possibly make that noise?

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>>72894748
i'll visit just to see where my great great-grandma grew up.

pic related, she lived in the house in the centre with the red trim

Read the term "brexiloons" on the FT recently, shall be adopting it in future

>>72894748
>>72894728
Can you please do one, you're not funny and you've completely derailed the thread

>>72894775
>Not going to couplands
Their sausage rolls are much better.

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>>72894632

>>72894766
depends on the laws of the countries
the US, UK, and Italy all allow multiple citizenship

>>72894814
>>72894814
>>72894814

Eating pickled onions lads

>>72894822
Iceland post

>>72894660
Implying that people who voted against EU regulations can name and/or demonstrate a functioning understanding of even one of them.

>>72894778
they don't meet the copenhagen criteria and are getting further away from them under Erdogans response to the coup. Germany, the Netherlands, Denmark and basically all the eastern euros would veto it (reminder it only takes one)

do you literally think that they're going to join? they were momentarily useful during the refugee crisis and now they've fucked it again

Business idea: Vote to replace white christian immigrants from similar European cultures with non-white immigrants from alien cultures

>>72894815
link to the video lad?

Cannot fathom how hilarious it will be to watch as rorkes realise that over the coming years their friendly neighbour aleksy will be replaced with ogbo of Nigeria and nasheed of Pakistan

>>72894506
The remoaners did, but who cares what they think lmao

>>72894815
there's always an explanation
in this incidence I would say the most likely explanation is that it was faked

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>>72894894
Business idea: Tell all immigrants to fuck off except anglo and japanese/korean ones.

>>72894894
*funds idea*

>>72894151
Firstly, because when Obama used them in moderation Republicans completely shat the bed.

Secondly, because Trump keeps on misusing the system to effectively try and write his own laws, and the judiciary keeps on having to step in because Trump's own people are too cowardly to get him to stop.

>>72894817
Jesus, I'm so sorry