/brit/

Merkel

yanks in

>>72890798
women are unironically unattractive

>>72890843
brave statement to make in this thread

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emily

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu4REM2zpyw

*play film*
ah yes hm

>TENCENT PICTURES
shan't

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>none of us care or know anything about australian cities

>>72890843
faggot

>>72890843
bit gay

>>72890843
been thinking this for a while now

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>>72890798
>>72890839
GO TEAM AMERICA!

>>72890843
Women are a pain in the arse but smell nice and are soft to touch.

Love burying my face into my gf's fanny, slipped a finger up her bum last time

>>72890798
Her arse looks lumpy and lopsided yuck

A'll feckin HEEM ye Tiddles

>>72890875
hes right though

>>72890875
he's not wrong

australia, like canada, is as irrelevant as it gets

perth > hobart > brisbane > sydney > melbourne > darwin >>>>> adelaide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N2DRxlOfDc

Rank these surnames from best to worst

Cox
Lawson
MacDonald
Hamilton
Jones
Webb
Burke

Hollywood is cucked into praising China in their films so that they have a chance of being allowed in China

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arse

>>72890909
Rasheed

>>72890939
very nice

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I hate how "open" American culture forces everyone to be

just because you label yourself with all sorts of inane things doesn't make you truly "liberated"
if anything they only weigh you down.

how do you stop being a miserable git lads?

tried friends
tried a gf
tried working
tried booze

didn't really cut it and I'm still a moody cunt

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>>72890939
Snooker

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arse?

>>72890903
>Eating pussy

had 2 gfs that were out of my league and dated them for years and only had to go down on them a handful of times

>>72890939

her face is a 'saster

>>72890845
It had been attacked by a dog and I thought it was dying.

But when I started stomping it was actually very alive. But I couldn't stop at that point because then I was just stamping on a cat for no reason. So I carried on until it died for real.

Still have mixed feelings about the whole affair tb h

>>72890937
macdonald > jones > burke > lawson > cox > webb > hamilton

>>72890973
why are you miserable?

>>72890988
>attacked by a dog
>stomp on a cat

Why

>>72890925
Can't fault this at all

>>72890937
>MacDonald
>Hamilton
>Lawson
>Burke
>Jones
>Webb
>Cox

>>72890988
>But when I started stomping it was actually very alive. But I couldn't stop at that point because then I was just stamping on a cat for no reason. So I carried on until it died for real.

kek what a mong

>>72890988
This post makes no sense

ingrown hair on my willy shaft lads. someone please help

>>72890985
ime women would rather go straight to a good dicking than get their fanny licked

>>72890909
t. minger

>>72890903
>slipped a finger up her bum last time
not keen on this 2bh

dont' think I'd mind licking a clean, cute girls arsehole though

>>72890985
I actually enjoy it

I get her to suck me off while I do it

boris johnson?

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_cringe#Australia

How did Australians go from this to being unashamedly patriotic cunts?
I think we could do with a bit of that here.

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>>72890980
A R S E
R
S
E

Have you heard what was James Blunt singin about in Beautiful?

Couldn't believe it.

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london

>>72891011
don't like anything and spend my free time thinking about how much I don't like things

>>72890988
Mark Corrigan?

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>>72890971
Helen Mirren was tight as FUCK back in the day

>>72891015
>>72891040
It was bleeding and shit, wasn't moving. So I tried to kill it to put it out of it's misery, like in the movies. But then it started screeching and trying to crawl away.

Was very traumatising for me.

>>72891057
the government
total cockup

>>72891056
that's the best

love when nose is right in her arsehole

>>72891023
>>72890995

Thanks

how do I get rid of an ingrown hair on my cock shaft

>>72891100
*boyish coy look*

>>72891098
But if a dog attacked you, why did you kill a cat?

>>72891098
Best course of action desu

>>72891048
She loves it. immaculate bumhole

Birmingham or Manchester?
North, East, South or West London?
Wales or Scotland?
Leeds or Sheffield?
Bristol or Nottingham?
East Anglia or West Country?l
Belfast or Glasgow?
Devon or Cornwall?

mad to think there are people posting here who don't remember 9/11

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>>72891047
>>72890985
This seems odd to me as a virgin.

Like surely if women are conditioned to expect men to only go down on them once in a blue moon she would really appreciate it if you did it more often. Maybe I'm missing something from my virgin perspective but I always expected that I would be going down on a girl frequently.

>>72891114
get a girl to suck your dick so hard it pulls the hair out

>>72891114
Cut it off

>>72891122
The dog attacked the cat, I scared it away.

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>Sydney's Parramatta Road could have track-free, electric trams under plan to ease congestion
who here /sydneypowerhouse/

>>72891130
what happened on November 9th?

>>72891079
Thamesmead isn't even in London

mental health "problems" are a self fulfilling prophecy

>>72891128
manchester
west
wales
sheffield
bristol
west country
belfast
cornwall

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>>72891080
if you don't like anything then do nothing and be content, put thought out of your mind and imagine your head like a vast tranquil mountain lake high above the clouds.
spend some time just trying to imagine the lake, the feel of it, what it is like to BE a lake in every possible way.

>tfw gf is absolutely opposed to anal, even just a finger

Going to need to work on that lads

>>72891128
Birmingham
West
Wales
Sheffield
Bristol
West Country
Glasgow
Devon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g

still can't believe someone scheduled this for that rally unironically

>>72891202
she doesnt exist.

my gf on the other hand loves anal. only when shes on the rag though

>>72891128
Manchester
Deport London altogether
Scotland
No idea so I'll say Leeds
Bristol
No idea so I'll say East Anglia
Glasgow
Devon

>>72891202
Why? Anal is disgusting

>>72891130
I don't and I'm 24

>>72891125
>mmaculate bumhole
that's what I mean though, the outside can be nice and clean but the inside will always be a gamble on whether your fingernail will come out with shite underneath it

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>Paul Joseph Watson isn't clickbai-

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>>72891156
hey my city has trackless trams too

>>72891225
>Anal is disgusting

Why so homophobic?

>>72890895
you are gay, congrats

>>72891137
they really appreciate it

>>72891156
>track free tram

they're called buses mate everyone else already has them

>>72891137
I go down on my gf as a bit of banter tb h, like she laughs when i do it and there's no expectation that she will cum from it or anything.

>trackless trams
Its called a bus you fucking idiots

>>72891137
hint of fanny here

JANNYYY

>>72891232
>trackless trams

You mean buses?

>>72891202
So does mine, but one day I just licked her bumhole while going down on her, slipped in a cheeky finger a few weeks later.

Don't actually wanna do anal but I reckon I could get her to agree to it

>>72891202

>new gf
>she doesn't yet know the full extent of my sexual aggression
>3rd time having sex
>she trusts me at this point
>rough sex as fuck
>tie her down ass up
>eat out her asshole
>she's confused but enjoying it
>split on my cock then stick it in her ass
>it hurts but I thrust shallow until she stops fighting it
>go to town fucking deep and hard
>she has an anal orgasm
>rip my cock out and jerk off into her mouth
>her first anal and now fucking loves it the dirty little cunt

Yeah man

>>72891238
Don't like poo on my willy

nearly got run over by a trackless tram today

>>72891264
no

trackless tram

completely different thing

>>72891062
It seems to me through my limited exposure of Aussies through their media and on the internet that they are an entire nation of rednecks. I wish I lived there

how do so many people in here have a gf?

girl applied so much suction to my bell while sucking my cock that I ruptured 3 blood vessels

>>72891286
no

bus

exactly the same

>>72891295
/brit/ is a normie general

>>72891229
Don't be a pussy lad

>>72891295
We made it lad

You'll get there dw

>>72891202
your hand hasnt got an arse

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my city has double decker trackless trams

trackless tram driver here

nearly ran over some idiot german tourist

wish i actually hit him

>>72891295
they don't

>>72891295
we have a communal gf we share

>his city doesnt have trackless trams
ululating at the thought

>>72891295

I had several girls attempt to get with me this weekend but my autism go the best of me la

>>72891302
Must have been amazing

>>72891206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6gt2LLSVo

>>72891295
I'm a tubby autist who enjoys planes a bit too much, if I can get a gf you can too

>>72891276
FONT

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trackless tram

wish i born in the 60s and could have spend the late 70s and 80s in my primes desu.

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>>72891330
hey mine too x

*looks up trackless trams*

>A guided bus
a bus
>Rubber-tyred trams
not trackless
>A trolleybus
a bus

ah yes the aussie shitposter strikes again

>>72891275
yeah last time i had sex, my willypopped out and you know how sometimes u go near the bumhole while aiming for the reinsert she was like "ye maybe next time we'll try that" (dont even want to)

then she started going on about BDSM a few days later so reckon shes into freaky stuff

>>72891362
bet your gf is hideous

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we have some buses that run on tracks outside the city here

>>72891333
The decisions you make and the actions that follow, are a reflection of who you really are

Need to stop talking about my gf here, I remember when I was a khhv and it used to infuriate me when normoids would talk about their gf.

Sorry lads.

>>72891276
Didn't happen

>>72891295
I've hooked up with 5 girls but I've never had a gf, and haven't been on a proper date since I was 15.

>trackless tram

the real term is trolleybus

>>72891276
>>split on my cock then stick it in her ass
>>it hurts but I thrust shallow until she stops fighting it
hhmmmmm yes that means she used to let tyrone go all 10 inches deep in there

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I prefer using a personal trackless tram

>>72891349
nah it was horrible

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>tfw pretty sure another girl wants it
being an attractive autist truly is suffering
condemned to rudely snubbing and ignoring girls

>>72891295
only fake 'lol i'm so socially awkward *Takes a selfie*' normies in here, all the true autists have already been bullied or outcasted into /britfeel/

>>72891391
Nah she's quite the cutie.

Short ginger bird

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tea

>>72891425
theyre not connected to overhead powerlines like a trolleybus, they run on batteries

ergo trackless trams

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trackless tram in Malmö in Sweden

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>>72891443
not true

>>72891458
never post ever again please x

keep farting and having to wipe because of a liquidy curry substance being deposited around my rim, which eventually dries up and itches.

gf is on the rag and has had absolutely the most abhorrent shits and farts

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my city has just installed some new tramless tracks so people can bring their own trams

>>72891436
Stop posting my carfu

>>72891439
You'll regret it when you have absolutely no experience of relationships and have to settle for a ugly gf

>>72891473
it's a bendy bus

>>72891465
electric buses

>>72891200
that's sounds boring as shite and stupid as fuck

can't believe we've got mincers like you about

>>72891295
getting a gf is easy lad, getting a fit one is what's difficult

also, this is a normie general

>>72891465
It's literally an electric bus then you mong

>>72891495
im telling her you said this

>>72891505
literally my exact car except mine is red

>>72891503
The poor grass :(

>>72891529
>>72891533
wrong
retards

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>his city doesn't have a zipline

queasing

should I string around a moderate gf I don't really like until I can upgrade to a better model?

>>72891560
not an argument

>>72891453
giz us a pic la' x

>>72891506
yes but I never know what to say or do and I'm basically a loner anyway.

Been trying to cut out my ingrown toenail for about a month because I don't want to pay £35 to see a chiropodist, even though I have £5k in my bank. and earn £30k per year.

>>72891495
>dating a fattie
embarrassing

>>72891477
to be honest mate, you really don't belong here if you're a proper autist. really, you'll be a lot more comfortable at r9k

finna do a maccies run, you lads want owt?

>tfw you have the social skills to get girls' interest but then they all inevitably conclude you're just TOO damn ugly to take things any further with

This is worse than the other way round desu

>he doesn't walk
Plebs

>>72891530
any less boring that what you do already, which apparently makes you miserable

why stress yourself over things you cannot control?

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city built a line for tracked trackless trams

not sure if it'll catch on

>>72891604
3 selects
sour cream and chive dip
thanks la x

>>72891473
that's an articulated bus

>>72891597
>fattie

shes tiny

>>72891588
fuck off, I know you'll say she's ugly as a result of this but I don't need to post a pic to be validated by a fat yank mong x

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-39401667

>"I do not want Planet McPlanetface. As much as I like Boaty McBoatface, we won't allow that as an option."

>>72891597
at weekdays during these hours maybe, daytime /brit/ is different

>>72891607

date blinds

>>72891593
You'll make it la, I did and I was the same.

There's a reason why the attractive loner is orgasm fuel for women, trust me.

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At a business conference lads

>>72891540
Red, black and yellow cars are more likely to be pulled over by police

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I take my trackless tram to work every day

>>72891667
nice pants, What are they?

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>tfw 28yo KV soon to start injecting heroin

>>72891636
i promise i will only say good things about her xx

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Just came back from the dermatologist, turns out my skin was burning and peeling due to Vitanol-A.
Coming back home was a pain though, anti-Temer protests blocked most of the city's main roads. Had to walk quite a bit.

>>72891667
5'8 at most

Absolutely nailed my presentation at work again today lads. Managing director of the company came and shook my hand afterwards. Unnervingly good at this capitalism malarkey desu

good

boaty mcboatface is the most cringey reddit thing I've possibly ever seen come to fruition

>>72891689
https://youtu.be/ZdDxjge5hmY

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who will put Labour back together?

balls?
watson?
umunna?
a triumphantly returning blair?

>>72891667
>wool socks
>dress shoes

holy fucking pleb

how jealous are you lads that ill be going to japan for 12 days in about 2 weeks?

its a lads trip so im not just some lonely weeb going

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Confused by thoughts,
we experience duality in life.
Unencumbered by ideas,
the enlightened see the one Reality.

worst thing about foreign countries is the grass

just feels wrong to the touch

genuinely reckon england and wales has the best grass in the world

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>>72891667
>tfw no wagie bf

>>72891634
well, she sounds like a major runt

>>72891613
it might make me miserable but at least it's not making me boring on top of it

>>72891752
cold up north mate

>>72891667
>canadian fashion sense

>>72891660
don't believe this one bit. All anyone cares about are social circles

>>72891695
Hugo BOSS

>>72891752
They're not wool

>not wearing unorthodox coloured socks

>>72891697
How many girls could you have shagged looking back? I'm similar, 27 and kissless and I could have shagged 3 if I wasn't a bottlejob.

>>72891764
its the rainfall
the UK gets more rain than the Amazon

>>72891753
I don't get jealous
its not good for my chakras

I'm happy that you're happy but the suggestion you would be more happy if you knew others were jealous suggests a tone of dark negativity is present in your soul

(note: do not treat "dark negativity as a double negative)

>>72891764
theres no grass in england

>>72891753
not at all really, I'm off to amsterdam in 4 weeks

>>72891816
>the UK gets more rain than the Amazon

highly doubt

>>72891753
I'm going to Asia in April as well

>>72891764
Agreed.

Yank grass is horrific.

>>72891829
>amsterdam

shit chav get away. nice for about a day and night

>>72891604
eugh what a shit post

*belch*

Pardon me for being so rude,
It was not me it was my food.

>>72891764
I noticed this too

even in america all the grass looks dry and stiff

>>72891864
says the person taking a 'lads holiday' to fucking japan

major wetwipe

>>72891816
We get more than you

>>72891862
yank grass in the great plains is far better than anything in the UK

honestly most of the UK is pretty ugly and shit, and the rest of the world thinks that way about your landscapes

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Remember when cities were all going to have travelators for public transport

>West will 'lose' if we outlaw Islam, Britain's Nigel Farage says
>..when asked if he agreed with Ms Hanson that Islam was a "disease" that nations need to "vaccinate" against, he said if we outlawed the entire religion, we will lose.

>"We have got to try to get [moderate Muslims] on our side."
ah yes

>>72891753
FONB

whiskey

>>72891473
apart from all the rape sweden is genuinely the best country int he world desu

>>72891915
lmao you couldn't be more wrong

>>72891910
yes that's what I said

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>one chance at life
>born a blue-eyed white male with no disabilities

>>72891921
If you look at the top left you can see one guy decides to run up the escalator in the opposite direction when he realises what's happening.

t. reddit user who had this pointed out in the reddit comment section

>>72891963
Unionist tears

>>72891952
malmö is genuinely a really nice city too

>>72891814

Probably no more than 2

>>72891985
I'm a Catholic

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>>72891915

>>72891079
yтoчки

>>72891970
me except extremely ugly

could be considered a disability i suppose

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>>72891921
No but I remember the travelator from the end of Gladiators. Contenders really struggled with that one.

>>72891908
>to fucking japan

A country with far more fascinating food, culture, landscapes, art, history, and more than one fucking city that is known for WEED and SEX

I've literally been to amsterdam 4 times, it's a fine city, but nothing worth mentioning as a trip, especially if you're from the UK, its a stones throw. Not too mention the country itself is fucking dull

have fun smoking a joint in a far overcrowded coffee shop then hitting one of the 400 irish pubs they have there.

There are only a few things interesting in Amsterdam, its more of a nightlife city. You clearly have shit taste and are probably a chav though, so sniffing mandy with jezza seems more like a fun holiday to you

>muds are <5% of the population
christ i would not have guessed given just how much theyre forced down our fucking throats

>>72891697
you wont regret it mate

>>72891915
The only american grass that matters is northwest grass

>>72891970
this, except with grey eyes

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>tfw Cornish nationalist
>heard a rumor northers can't make pasties for shit
>travel up to Plymouth one day
>get hungry
>"one pasty, me'hansom"
>he rumors where true
>throw that crap away dreckly

Why can't anyone above the Tamer bridge make a decent pasty?

It's not a pasty unless it's hand crafted by a born and bred Cornishman's tender hands in the freash sea air of this beauty of a land, Kernow.

>>72892041
>weeb posting 101

Haven't had sex with the gf in almost a month as I've been away lads, bit nervous.

inb4 Deano's been piping her

>>72892058
pics x

>>72891970
CHOOSE GAME MODE:
NEET (EASY)
WAGIE (SUPER EASY)
DEANO (CHEEKY)
PHD IN STATISTICS (GOD MODE)

>>72891697
genuinely also considered this myself

nowt to lose innit

Hate those cunts who constantly move their leg up and down like a jackhammer when they're sitting in a chair

Settle the fuck down you cracked up shit

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>>72892043
it's almost as if some people are completely obsessed with them

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wettest places in the UK

>>72892064
Is greggs better in cornwall too? Or is it just the local pasties that are better

>protestant ulsterlad
>went to catholic school in the late 80's
actually reckon i could take you all on at the same time without breaking a sweat

>>72892090
literally me
to excite

>>72892090
do that when i get anxious, honestly dont even notice im doing it

>>72892014
Irrelevant

>>72892099

PRESTON MENTIONED

>>72892071
>You're a weeb if you find the country of japan more interesting than the city of Amsterdam

yeah you're probably one of the 50% of americans that don't own a passport. Talk to me when you leave illinois

>>72891753

Went to Japan in 2015

Going to South America in 2 weeks

So the answer is not at all

>>72892099
Not pictured: my gf's fanny

Reason: I don't have a gf

>>72892110
>>72892116
Do you have ADHD?

>>72892101
Wish they'd killed you and dumped your body in the bogs

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>one chance at life
>hazel eyes with a shit ton of pathogenic diseases and less chance of developing alcoholism

>>72892141
proof?

>>72892097
neck yourself

whos arse is thats

>>72892141
>£4000
>1 (one) hug

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>yeah you're probably one of the 50% of americans that don't own a passport. Talk to me when you leave illinois

>>72892175
you were born with pathogenic diseases?

which ones

>>72892100
>greggs
>pasties

pick one. The other pastries they make are decent enough but those abominations are not worthy of the pasty name. If you want real pasties try Rowe's. Or buy them in Cornwall from a friendly local.

america is such a beautiful country

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>>72892099
>New York: 1268.5mm

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manchester lads

do you believe in the canal pusher?

>>72892220
Runtitis

>>72892140
You are a weeb

>An Australian woman has died in Bali after drinking almost 30 shots of vodka during a drinking session with friends.
>Her friends told police she drank about 27 shots of vodka in the three-hour session on Sunday before she died.
hmm

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>>72892216
nah, younger

>>72892099
>most rainfall days

knew it

wish i had friends to travel with or the balls to go alone

>>72892216
I'd rather travel to her country and be a mysterious foreigner then whisk her back to my homeland as my dusky bride than see her scarfing down pizzas on the high street here

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>>72892232
Hoboken is the only nice place.

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>>72892085

>>72892099
Nice dubs, Kernow anon here.Truro is wet as fuck, though the nationalist in me just loves the fact Truro made it into the top 5 of anything.

>>72892250
not really. i never even read about japanese stuff nor have I seen a single piece of anime

I'm just not stupid enough to deny that Japan has great food, art, and history. These are nearly objectively true statements

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>A country with far more fascinating food, culture, landscapes, art, history, and more than one fucking city that is known for WEED and SEX

I'm going to go to bed now, goodnight, you lot are my friends.

>>72892258
I know for a fact i would survive that

>>72892258
Lightweight

>>72892295
>These are nearly objectively true statements

weeb talk

>>72892287
there's a level of Max Payne 3 there

Looks like a shithole, literally has hobo in the name

>>72892261

nah younger

>>72892220
AIDs

>>72892261
MODS!
MODS!
MODS!

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>1.5 meters of rain

>>72892232
its predominantly rubbish

>>72892286
i don't think you want to go to pakistan m8 no one in their right mind would

>>72892292
doxxed off your retinas

Best way to make someone feel like shit is telling them you don't care when they're about to start telling you a story

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>>72892292
>2.6KiB 93x33

>>72892295
Objective to a weeb maybe

>>72892376
My dad does this to me all the time

btfo out of that chav who saved up from his call centre job to go an hour away into amsterdam

>>72892326
had that much voddy once but over about 7-8 hours

barely had a hangover the next day

>>72892392
don't care

>>72892349
>be American
>drown

Statistical reminder that, statistically speaking yeah, you're likely from London, because statistically London is the single largest city in the UK. And, again, statistically, British people are a minority in London, therefore you're almost certainly not British and highly likely a Paki or a nigger, statistically speaking ofcourse.

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>>72892216
Because it comes with pic related.

>>72892064
>cornish nationalist
this a big joke haha let me try
hey look at me lads ahaha i'm a cheshire nationalist hahahaha grrrrrr free my people english oppressors hahahahahahahah this is fun

>>72892392
don't care

>Victoria succeeds in filling half of paid public board jobs with women after setting target two years ago
ah yes
>>72892398
would jaypost this if i had one saved

>>72892380
it's cropped la

>>72892364
cum visit me xx

>>72892295
>great history
>loads of tribal warfare until westerners gave them guns, then it was loads of warcrimes towards Koreans and Chinks until americans nuked them
>now it's anime and population decline

Truly a great country

>>72892392
don't care

>>72892415
can't argue statistics

>>72892452
Bit gay

>>72892410
>>72892443
>>72892476
Never post here again

>>72892431
look at that disgusting brown mass of human filth

leftists literally become erect when they see it that's how fucked up they are

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>>72892181

Mate, I took the train from Helsinki to Hong Kong and then flew to Tokyo just for the hell of it. I've been to 31 US states, I've been to Singapore, to Monaco, to Switzerland, to Germany, Estonia, Latvia, etc etc

>>72892398
It's not that much desu

Yeah youd be smashed off you face but that would be about it

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>>72892349
i just realised in the song they were just singing the City and State names and not repeating the name of the city

What summer clothes should I buy lads

>>72892484
it's not gay unless we kiss

>>72892450
KUK

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*blocks your path*

I move very slowly at an imperceptible rate, although I take my time, I am never late. I accompany life, and survive past demise, I am viewed with esteem in many women's eyes.

What am I?

>>72892439
I am half joking but Cornwall does have a unique culture and a lot of people accept this fact. However Cornwall will likely never separate from England and become it's own state in the same way that Wales and Scotland are [spoiler] unfortunately

>>72892496
proof?

>>72892204

I'm pretty sure that guy must have gone in 2016 because I got back in December 15 and I'm certain his trip was some months after mine

>>72892529
the sphinx

>>72892496
how do you afford it all?

>>72892496
would fug the qts on the right desu

>>72892529
deez nutz t b h

>>72892529
The inflation rate

>>72892220
arrhythmogenic right ventricular dysplasia

congenital hypomyelinating neuropathy

Severe combined immunodeficiency

Hereditary prostate, breast and colon cancer

Pancreatitis

Polycytic kidney disease

Atrioventricular septic defect

Just to name a few

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>Cornwall does have a unique culture

>>72892526
>resorting to this to try and get replies for your ded thread

embarrassing, off yourself

>>72892529
why my peanus weanus of course haha!

*waves willy about*

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bit wet out

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>>72892496
NEEEEED a yellow gf