/cum/

first for PAY DENBTS GERMANY

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*be's a fan of a team who will NEVER win the eries*

>>72888215
Literally perfect body type desu

>>72888277
Wrong. Her smile is cute.

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>>72888254
weird how she can look so innocent while wearing this stuff as a barista or whatever

>>72888301
ur cute

>>72888344
I mean her smile.

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Gentle reminder thicc is it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc_lFjfs068

look at the face of the revolution. DRUMPF BTFO!!!!!

>>72888324
ur cute

Tune

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IAfE2vJ9iVg

Reminder that "thicc"=fat

I should really REALLY kms

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>>72888440
toon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsXxoBuF7Do

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nah, thicc is best

>>72888470
we all should but we don't
makes u think

>>72888412
Disgusting

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Give me a (You) if this describes you.

>>72888435
>no one cares about the militia retards who did this over obongo
>fucking lefties and their treason
Really not liking the hypocrisy here buds

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>>72888468
This isn't fat, son

>>72888595
I honestly can't tell if you're trolling or just seriously this retarded.

I don't give a shit what redneck retards did 8 years ago. I would condemn it then and now, just like I'm condemning these hipster retards.

If you are so enamored with your fucking political party that you see a present threat and all you can think is "Y-YEAH BET YOU HAD A DIFFERENT TONE A D-DECADE AGO", you need to step back and grow an independent thought or two.

72888587
>some types of Electronic
I listen to a lot of types
>I hate socializing
Yeah
>same jeans for two weeks
Nope
>anxious
Nope
>girl on facebook stopped talking to me
Don't really use it
>bought CD because couldn't find a download
Yes
>not seeing friends much
Nope
>better if it had vocals
No
>I like some Hip Hop
Yes

>>72888675
Really not liking this hypocrisy bud

Enjoy the saggy ass when she gets old, negro
Skinny is best

I saw the guy who wears a trans pride flag around like a cape again today

dude had five o'clock shadow too and was walking with some fat girl

we need sharia

The only race I unironically hate is Mestizos (unless they stay in their own countries)

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>>72888808
>dude had five o'clock shadow
but it's only 12:48

>>72888725
Show an example of a group like this intimidating a reporter or some other act of thuggery like this in answer to Obama.

Protip: you cannot.

>>72888961
the tranny had more facial hair than i have ever had in my life

>>72888994
>this much denial
It was all over the news, I'm not doing your job for you.

Rightards were a mistake

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>tfw baseball season soon
>get to laugh at canadians trying to play baseball again

>>72889040
Why do they play baseball

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>>72889086
They want to be american sooooo badly

>>72889040
is he okay?

God dammit why are CHIs so annoying? Dumb CHI won't make his dog shut the fuck up.

>>72889040
won't mind seeing how the blow gays >rags saga continues desu

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>>72889106
no hes canadian

>>72889106
He ded

>living around chis

its time we all accept that drumphft duped us and realize Iran is our only hope

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I am a patrician therefore the following list contains sole objectivity:
thighs >>> legs >>> belly navel >>> face >>> lips >>> posterior (plus for small but nicely/cutely shaped, double plus for cute face with big butt) >>> underboobs >>> calves >>> nipples >>> tits themselves >>> puss >>> armpits >>> penis >>> wenis
But what trumps all the above and is important above all else?
Dance moves. You don't know how to dance? Get lost, loser.

>>72889131
dogs are only ever obedient to whites

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>>72889145

>>72889153
they aight

>>72889171
will be torrenting this picture thank you very much

>>72889153
I don't want to anymore. God I fucking hate this state

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>>72889198

>>72889171
>he attracts his mates by dancing instead of grunts and headbutting other males
Kys beta

>>72889234
autism

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>>72889224

baseball is for gays

Gas footfags

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>>72889145

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlcZYOENgcQ


choon

Watching the Blue Jays is always comedy gold

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What body type is this?

>>72889262
>>>72889234(Dead)
im glad hes gone

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>watching baseball
>at all

Dumb americunts

>>72889365
Otter mode

Should I jerk off before work?

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>>72889434
if you must ask you already know what you want to do

>>72889405
>mexico couldnt even get into the semi-finals of the WBC

pathetic desu, a european team got further than Mexico.

i appear to be all out of (you)s
any of you buds spare some?

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>>72889405
>tfw too intelligent for plebeians and their primitive ball sports

*sees through you*

>he is too incompetent to fix healthcare
>he'll never manage stop refugees if if he does it will only be for a short time
>he'll only deport criminal illegals at best
>the wall isn't getting built
>Israel will still be our chief concern overseas
>China will become dominant in the South China Sea
>he'll fuck us all over to save a few jobs in the rust belt
>LBGTQA4ZX+ will just keep getting worse
>the demographics are still fucked
>white people all over the Midwest and Appalachia are addicted to opiates and no one cares
>the Department of Education is staying and Americans are just going to get dumber because of it
>obesity is still getting worse
>they'll never stop spying on us

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>>72889211
The best thing about it aside from the creamy thighs is the Misty outfit
>>72889234
Forgot about that. I can appreciate cute feet but I've never gotten the appeal of footfaggotry. I suppose I'll rank them right after armpits and before penis.
>>72889251
t. permavirgin who's scoffed at by cute girls for his lack of dancing ability. if you could dance then you'd know that women can't resist a man who knows his way around the dance floor.

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I actually dreamt that i made a post that got dozens and dozens of (You)s

I should stop posting.

72889544

No leaf will ever get a (You) from me

>>72889634
>he's never gotten a ton of (you)s and crashed a thread with no survivors

>>72889365
Mine

Everyone in California is fat.

If you don't live in California you didn't go to university and you're racist

>>72888409
the ideal gf

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>>72889634
Actually had an awful dream last night where I walked into an old library and a witch started torturing me. She showed me a bunch of visions of babies being killed by throwing them off buildings and launching them out of canons and also of rotten molten flesh manifesting and over flowing off of buildings. She said it was a metaphor for how my life wasnt so bad compared to theirs but idk anyplace where things like that are going on

>>72889782

You do it by shitting yourself and regurgitating blood because you have a problem.

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>Tfw not descendant from vikings

should get a job and start exercising and improve my diet

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>>72889826
Mostly minorities. I was raised fat though and mildly bullied for it, only remember 2 other fat white kids from grade school.

should quit my job and sit around all day eating junk

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>>72890000

>>72890028
Yet Trump would still prefer to be a decsendant of vikings, see:
>>72890004

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Can I be with youu, can I be with you just for a while?

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>>72889949

so you never heard of central namijujuy then huh

>>72890081
t. Assmad german wanabe
If only your cunt had oil

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>>72890047
Kek, I was that fattest kid in my elementary school that I had to play a grade above me in Football. Then in middle school I was literally the fittest and did the best on the pacer in gym class and the lacrosse and wrestling coaches both tried to recruit me

if you think sweden actually exists i have some very scary news for you

*pets you*

*blushes*

oi janny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzA1ep1jdys

Fuck fatass Californians

>>72890136
>German wannabe
No, we don't have a strong beer culture and we do not dress in laderhosen. Trump however is a wannabe swede

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duxW776BYeQ

>>72890081
>>72890004
He actually had no clue he was German. His dad used to pretend they were Swedish because a lot of Jews bought property from him around the WW2 era. Germans were actually fairly prosecuted at that time, one of my relatives had to change his surname because he was a radio broadcaster and his name sounded too german

>>72890267
>Being afraid of your own heritage
Lol

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>No, we don't have a strong beer culture

>>72890267
And nowadays you can change your name back to Hitler in the US.

Funny how times change!!

>>72890253
I bet you think your all that and a bag of chips because you have better spelling, cos you're not missy. I reckon if I was living in a monerstary I'd heem all of your hornpirate anscetors.

>>72889040
>>72889086
>>72889105
>>72889145
baseball has its origins in ontario, british north america

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the bf

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>>72890364
>boreball was started in the most boring cultureless country on the planet
Things are finally adding up

>>72890364
no it doesn't

Why hasn't Trump fixed all my personal problems yet?

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>>72890420
That's anime's job

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Where my yellow fever squad at?

>>72890470
he was supposed to make that real too

>>72890481
in an insane asylum

Made macaroni salad today.
Please rate my recipe:

-Macaroni DUH xD
-Mayo
-saltpeppercayenneetc
-a few drops of worcester
-finely diced onion
-finely diced bell pepper (red)
-finely diced carrot (blanched)
-peas (blanched)
-young Gouda (cubed)
-two hard boiled eggs (diced)
-sliced ham (squared)
I also added a shit of apple vinegar, don't know why but I felt like it

was pretty nice

how do you like your macaroni salad?

Feels good not having any -fever

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>>72890495
>making chink autism real
that would be one meme too far

THE FEVER

AY AY

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>>72890146
Fat strength is real. In grade school I managed to max out in sit ups and while I was doing push-ups, the popular girls in my class were with the teacher, saying "woah" and "muscle." I was only able to do 20 but at least I had solid form going for me. Another fat kid maxed out on his sit ups as well. Not sure if that's easier for fatties to do, perhaps the extra torso weight buffs the core (like how front squats also work the abs).

Not too long ago I was able to squeeze through a tight space to help with grabbing some chairs. The lady I was helping asked me "how were you able to get those? it must be because you're so skinny"
It was strange hearing that, having been so fat growing up. Not that it was taken as a compliment.

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jungle fever >> yellow fever

>>72890608
>has 95% of the jungle bred out of her

>>72890578
Parents who let their kids get fat should be fined

>>72888587
that's a borderline robot, cyborg at best failed normie. bottom 15%

>>72890360
>I bet you think your all that and a bag of chips because you have better spelling
No retard, i don't think good spelling is Why i'm right, i'm right because i am.

Anyways, kraut-american. You should Google the swedish intervention in the 30 years war

>No retard, i don't think good spelling is Why i'm right, i'm right because i am.

Your horrible punctuation isn't helping your case either, I suppose.

>>72890629
probably closer to 50%

>>72890608
more like plastic fever

just got faced with the prospect of possibly moving to winnipeg

the horror

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I WANT BROWN CHILDREN

Grande Prairie is the greatest city in North America and that's just an objective fact

Its one of my favorite anime girls birthday today

>>72890853
Same desu
Mostly because I have trash skin genes

>>72888311

Because her face looks 12

@72890654
Thanks for the (You) pojko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xuXlpvWw1I

beginning to despise *m*r*c*ns

>>72890996
Huh?

>tfw no cum friends to start a ponzi scheme with

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http://news.nationalpost.com/news/spiders-could-theoretically-eat-every-human-on-earth-in-one-year

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>>72890634
I agree. I love my parents but I'll always resent their passing shitty eating habits onto me and allowing my confidence to go damaged throughout childhood/early adolescence. That's ultimately why I withdrew from society, entered homeschooling and barely left my room for years, after all. At least it gave me the opportunity to go into cocoon mode. It's satisfying seeing relatives and old friends after years and receiving compliments.

>>72891116
I've known a few people who tried to get me in on those. Always involves makeup or a "natural" medicine scam that tries to convince people to go off real life saving medication and go on something that does nothing.

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mmm nicola

>>72891346
a guy i know works for an investment ponzi scheme

>>72891284
i remember opening my lunch bag and it being pure junk food. the healthiest thing in my lunch box as a kid were those unhealthy pre-packaged cheese and crackers. they gave me so much candy as a kid and also never brought me to the dentist.

>>72891401
has he tried to get you into it? have you told him it's a scam?

>>72891374
them faces hit

>>72891449
yes, he's tried to get everyone he knows into it, including people's parents etc

i told him it was a scam to his face and he still denies it

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dinner time, nig nogs. eat up

>>72891492
some guy from my highschool tried to pawn his stupid energy supplements or whatever unto me

told him to get out while he still could and he got really butthurt

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My brother and parents are all obese, while I'm not and they constantly use muh genetics as an excuse
They are all fairly intelligent otherwise but how do I break them out of this nasty set of mental gymnastics

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ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS

>>72891492
that's how its been with the people i know in them

i asked the one lady in the medicine scam one how she'd feel if someone she sold fake medicine too died because they stopped taking the stuff their doctor prescribed to them (she tells them her stuff is better and more healthy than real meds). she stopped talking to me after that.

>>72891550
are you an abo? why are they using genetics as an excuse

>>72891550
>but how do I break them out of this nasty set of mental gymnastics

you don't. wait until they lose their legs to diabeetus then profit

>>72891608
no i'm more or less a british admixture

>>72891608
not him but if there's a lot of fat people in the family it's common. even abos get that way because they don't eat properly.

>>72891637
>anglo
>alberta
>obese

ah yes

>>72891682
go back to the French general and pretend they their ancestors didn't sell yours out

>>72891523
it's pretty wild how they double down because they know its bullshit

>>72891580
what kind of medicine is it?

i know some people who already lost money due to the guy i know - he didn't tell them the way it's structured they have to pay taxes on withdrawals and it's only usable in the extreme long term

>>72891682
I just don't understand how they can say im not overweight because of genetics when im literally comprised of their genetics
Pretty sure my brothers only overweight because of poor lifestyle
good memes btw

just how erotic is the female foot?
it's crazy

>>72891747
>anglo
>cant even speak english

wew
>>72891778
tell them to hit the treadmill twice a week and stop drinking soda its not hard to avoid being literally obese

>>72891798
it's canadian hour, apparently. Took you footnanigans elsewhere

>>72891421
>tfw dad only chef'd boyardee

>>72891801
red pill me on maxime bernier vs kevin oleary vs trudeau

MOVE TO VANCOUVER WITH ME BUD

>>72891898
To me, bernier seems like the coke addicted womanizing mirror image of trudeau, and I wouldnt mind another queb as PM. Kevin oleary is from montreal but hes a leb merchant globalist so I think not. If trudeau doesnt legalize weed this year im voting for bernier if hes the leader of the tories

>>72891898
maxime bernier is actually right wing i.e. rights and smaller government

kevin oleary is center left at most, holds very few right wing values

trudeau - i don't think anything needs to be said

>>72891510
too much food

EAT MOOSE IN REGINA WITH ME BUD

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>>72891421
It was McDonald's for me. My parents would pick up fast food regularly for meals. As a kid, you don't think about it being unhealthy, just that it tastes good.
On the bright side, if I ever have children, at least I've learned from my parents' mistake enough to not neglect their nutrition. And perhaps I'm more careful about what I eat nowadays as a result of my gluttonous upbringing.

>bernier is for smaller government

is that why he greased all his friends pockets in québéc? hanglos are so innocent

>>72892011
you don't have to eat it all in one sitting mate. You can put it in your purse for a quiet snack later

>>72892089
well his platform specifically mentions getting rid of a bunch of regulations and governmental bodies, so yeah

i'm not familiar with what greasing you're referring to though

>>72892003
Whys it so fucking hard to just get good politicans? All we every get is platitudes and faggots who drink champagne with chinese people on taxpayer dime.

>>72892089
Can you elaborate on what he did?

look up mad max's use of discretionary budgets as minister of small business and tourism

>>72892136
>>72892155
>le $5,000 to replace the AC in a church basement face

>>72892171
googling and finding fuck all

>>72892155
>Why
Because only shit people want to be politicians

chatted with a qt portugese grill in my spanish class

damn shame Im too spineless to do anything

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>>72892155
>Whys it so fucking hard to just get good politicans? All we every get is platitudes and faggots who drink champagne with chinese people on taxpayer dime.

because governments are inherently immoral

the best you can get is politicians that want to shrink government

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>>72892171
ayy hol up, I'm honestly not finding a whole lot either

>>72892313
she's probably not interested

>>72892418

that was a my second notion

>>72892367
>>72892259
A church basement needs the $300 unit is my point, and I found PDFs linked from 4chan desu, could be doctored for all I know

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>the US still uses coal
kek

>>72892549
Good. More carbon for more trees

>>72892549
that anthracite does a good bit of business and keeps my lights on

>>72892549
we still use coal you absolute mong

>>72892473
What does a church AC unit have to do with anything?

You generally don't want to use window units for anything other than a simple residential application because the long term operating costs are greater.

Could you provide some context as to what air conditioners have to do with bernier?

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Wow so powerful

>>72892549
doesn't everyone?

>>72892584
Everything will be powered by weed soon

>>72892641
so they're unironically defending the soviet union?

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>we still use coal you absolute mong

what is wrong with the prairies? Why cant the rest of canada be like us and BC

>>72892641

>flipping off victims of communism

but why

>>72892643
Isn't France 90% nuclear

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>get so desperate for any type of sexual contact that I create a profile on a furry cybersex website
>work really hard on my profile and make it long and detailed with all images and info filled out
>put up ads in the live chat looking for someone to cyber with
>do this for hours
>mfw the internet mirrors real life
>mfw i'm so undesirable no one even wants to cybersex with me on a furry website

>>72892727
yeah but they're france

>>72892731

thats 20 different kids of pathetic, m80

>>72892702
they don't have mountains with rivers to dam

>>72892781
look at manitoba

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rain drop
drop top
only good cop
is a dead cop

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punched someone so hard my knuckles started bleeding lmao pussy got dummied deadass

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39413376
>america
>first world

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>>72892641
THIS is powerful

>>72892902
>that obese "white" hispanic getaway driver

jesus christ

>>72892912
Post hotep meme pages who post this kinda stuff

>>72892902
God bless America and no one else

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JUST

>>72892986
She's body positive

>>72892902
welp....

>>72893009
WTF is this???

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>>72892991
Instagram accounts

panafricanroots
theankhlife
chididdy26
ancestorseye

Lombardy is white

Just got a VPN for the upcoming congressional vote, and I have two things to say:

1) Won't our prior internet history already be marketable? Isn't that pretty bad already?

2) All the women I talk to are really arrogant and don't care. THey have the "if I have nothing to hide, it doesn't matter". All the guys care though

>>72893264
Women are dumb

>>72893264
>THey have the "if I have nothing to hide, it doesn't matter"

people like this dont deserve to live in a free society

>>72893264
>>72893337
letting women vote was a mistake

>>72893411
Unironically true

>>72893264
Because women aren't really people

went to sears and bought a couple pillows that were on clearance
now im depressed for some reason

>>72893337
Yeah, I just can't believe they would say that. Of course when I told them Republicans were behind it, they changed their tune. I honestly think it's cause most women have pretty clean histories. From the ones I've seen it alternates between Buzzfeed and weight loss videos. They have no idea what guys do lmao

>>72893462
>sears

FOP (fuck off pensioner)

>>72893462
Are you going to hug one while falling asleep?

I will pay someone $400 to shoot my roommates

>>72893494
it's within walking distance ;_;

>>72893524
m-maybe

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>>72888525
my god that's sexy

>>72893476
regardless of whether or not they're browsing BuzzFeed or depraved porn they need to understand the principles at stake with this legislation

absolutely sad that hearing rethuglicans were pushing them made them think it was bad

>>72893546
that's 315, son. Like half of what you weigh

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>>72893184
Thanks lad

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>>72893563
>republicans allow ISPs to sell our internet histories
>employers then regularly buy applicant history to screen them
>only women have clean histories and are hired
>women dominate the workplace of every single industry
holy shit.... republicans are the final tool of feminism

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>canada is a tundra wastel-

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>tfw 86 on my O Chem midterm

this calls for a hangover weekend

>>72893710
That's the US. You guys drive on the left side of the road. Silly

>>72893728

but its tuesday

>>72893735
>>72893710
Dumb pseudo brits

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>>72893666
>male senior management from before the internet history checks came into effect
>female everything else
>women must suck as much cock as possible to reach the top

wew

>>72893735
fuck they found us out get to the bunker

Every claifornian I've met is a goblin child
Maybe it gets better in San Francisco

>>72893807

bit rude

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>>72893607
not him but that's twice what I weigh. I bet she could javelin throw me across a ballpark and I'd cream out my cob mid flight

Every Oregonian I've met has been nice and qt

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>>72893747
it's already too late

>>72893883
:)

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>Seeders:131
>Leechers: 94

>max dl speed was 314 kb

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>>72893641
stay woke

>>72893941
>torrents

faggot

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>I illegally download software

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>moralfags in my /cum/

>black humor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFu3f5NGnU

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>i support and buy into the legal framework that allowed china to surpass the west

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>>72893967
getting there brotha

Thinking about getting a masters in teaching. I'll have a BA in Political science in 2 years. masters would take one.
what does /cum/ think of that?

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>>72894081
>being a recessive caver

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>having people in your cum

>>72894116
>anime

>>72894106
I thought you were going to be a (((politician)))

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>>72894140

anime>

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Amount of snow needed to cancel school in the US/Canada

>>72894177
>Canada is a single county

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>>72894174
would this anime of yours happen to be for sell by any chance?

>>72894177
wtf i love vermont even more

>>72894164
yes but you can't do that right out of college. teaching would help me become a well known member if the community(live in a pretty small town so it actually would make me well known) and then during summers I could still volunteer with local guys until then I could run for office myself

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>>72894177

>6th grade
>first time in years snow has fallen as low as my town
>hardly any, but its like .75-an inch thick on the ground
>walking to shcool early in the morning with light snowflakes falling and the silence of everything around
>school actually gets cancelled
>have to wait like 1/2 an hour for the buses to return to take us home
>by the time we get home, all the snow has melted

>American touring Italy
>Hear loud ass group outside hotel
>American accents
>Drunk as fuck at 11:00pm
>Already chanting USA and shit

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>>72894110
wtf i hate white people now

>>72894304
God Bless

>>72894304
>>Already chanting USA and shit

haHA!

*applause*

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>spend the whole day testdriving cars in my price range
>end up back at square one regardless since everything sucks
howling

>>72894323
*huwite

>>72894304

did you join them? or were you a freedom-hating commie?

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>>72894304
got em'

>>72894323
the comments on ankhlife are always the best
it always ends up in WOKE blacks fighting against huwites and COONS

>tfw no slutty gf

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>>72894397
i know feel that, bro

here's the plan buds. we pile into a one bedroom apartment in vancouver, alternate grocery duty to hayden island, and one of us is in charge of keeping the weed fridge stocked.

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>weed fridge

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>weed fridge

>>72894304
doing us proud

dog bless

>>72894513
REEE HOW DO THE CHINESE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>72888587
>I like metal music but don't like metal 'culture'
Yes

>Just buy the CD
Yes

>I hate socilising
Yes but its not good because I'm just narzistic and simply doesn't care

>I wear this throusers for tweo weeks
S-So what?

>I like some Hip Hop
Yeah, guilty

>I keep falling in love on the bus
I realy miss bus drives since I own a car..

Rest is no
And I was imagening that everyone whoud hear what I hear and just start a dance party in the train

>>72894513
me with the part time job at main street marijuana in vancouver

fug im lit already buds

>>72894543
>>72894574
>stinking peasants carrying one ounce of marijuana
>shining golden gods carrying 72 ounces of marijuana infused liquid products

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>fug im lit already buds

>>72894513
>weed fridge
Wut

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>72 ounces of marijuana infused liquid products

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>>shining golden gods carrying 72 ounces of marijuana infused liquid products

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TayTay is BaeBae

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>TayTay is BaeBae

>>72894808
Thanks, I've actually been looking for this one all week

>>72894791

with no bootay

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>>72894791
once again

>>72894791
i mean yeah sure i wouldn't say no if she asked me for a fuck but she's literally any white chick

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>>72894834
Wrong

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>>72894791
friendly reminder that you are forever recorded in a piece of art

*dabs marijuana infused liquid products*

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>>72894845
You give white chicks more credit than they deserve desu

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>>72894850
what am I looking at?

>>72894877
taylor swift is a mouthbreather

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>>72894855
Noice

>>72894855

>aussie shitposter
>neither of them says the pasta

who made this

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>Wrong

>>72894304
>drunk american bitches craving for european cock
>nah I rather complain
m8, I..

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>>72894885
Ass for days

>>72894929

how does one manage to have NEGATIVE amounts of ass?

*dabs in anime*

>>72894855
>no *devours feces* guy

>>72894938
ah you are of irish descent?
how many of you are up there in canada?

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>>72894957
cute white girl butt is cute

Taylor Top 3:

-> Our Song
-> American Girl (Tom Petty cover)
-> Tim McGraw

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>>72894973
This, quintessential /cum/ poster
>>72894990
no, im american on vacation

>>72894973
>>72894910
um like I DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>72895014
Aside from what you listed, I like:
Jump then Fall
Forever and Always
Ours