/brit/

sainsburys thread

>>72886224
Mars looks a bit shit honestly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF3Ur96LpKI

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prime british totty right here

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>>72886224
karen

MEN OF HARLECH, MARCH TO GLORY,
VICTORY IS HOV'RING O'ER YE,
BRIGHT-EYED FREEDOM STANDS BEFORE YE,
HEAR YE NOT HER CALL?
AT YOUR SLOTH SHE SEEMS TO WONDER;
REND THE SLUGGISH BONDS ASUNDER,
LET THE WAR-CRY'S DEAF'NING THUNDER
EVERY FOE APPALL.
ECHOES LOUDLY WAKING,
HILL AND VALLEY SHAKING;
'TILL THE SOUND SPREADS WIDE AROUND,
THE SAXON'S COURAGE BREAKING;
YOUR FOES ON EVERY SIDE ASSAILING,
FORWARD PRESS WITH HEART UNFAILING,
'TILL INVADERS LEARN WITH QUAILING,
CAMBRIA NE'ER CAN YIELD!
VERSE 2
THOU, WHO NOBLE CAMBRIA WRONGEST,
KNOW THAT FREEDOM'S CAUSE IS STRONGEST,
FREEDOM'S COURAGE LASTS THE LONGEST,
ENDING BUT WITH DEATH!
FREEDOM COUNTLESS HOSTS CAN SCATTER,
FREEDOM STOUTEST MAIL CAN SHATTER,
FREEDOM THICKEST WALLS CAN BATTER,
FATE IS IN HER BREATH.
SEE, THEY NOW ARE FLYING!
DEAD ARE HEAP'D WITH DYING!
OVER MIGHT HATH TRIUMPH'D RIGHT,
OUR LAND TO FOES DENYING;
UPON THEIR SOIL WE NEVER SOUGHT THEM,
LOVE OF CONQUEST HITHER BROUGHT THEM,
BUT THIS LESSON WE HAVE TAUGHT THEM,
"CAMBRIA NE'ER CAN YIELD!"

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the gf

>>72886226
what does it have to do with being a rorkist (redpilled)

>>72886290
one helluva carnival ride

>>72886290
what is that machine and what happened there?

My eyes are not providing enough information

had a nice commute home on my bike today in the sun

>>72886224
>gif
fuck off

>>72886242

who is this qt

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>rorkist (redpilled)

ETERNAL GOAT. BOOTH'S

1. WAITROSE
2. M&S
3. SAINSBURYS
4. CO-OP
5. MORRISON'S
6. LIDL
7. ALDI
17. ASDA

90001. TESCO

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>>72886323
>rorkist (redpilled)
t. bluepilled forever

"ah yes, the ol 80 ranged.

Ye shall be magic short bow spec'd in an instant, should you cross me"

Reposting this warning incase anyone missed it xx

>>72886290

hypnotic

>>72886400
utterly tesco post

paranoid that the top of my head is going bald because theres no way you can tell.

fewer redpills and more boner pills (prons)

>>72886394
phwoar! what a nice bit of crumpet! You dont get many of them to the pahnd!

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Summer grasses:
all that remains of great soldiers’
imperial dreams

a total solar eclipse........the cosmic ballet goes on

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>bluepilled

>>72886411
redpilled means right wing

depression is a choice

>>72886446
snap a snap with your iphone camera app

As I was going to Darby, Sir,
All on a market day,
I met the finest Ram, Sir,
That ever was fed on hay.

This Ram was fat behind, Sir,
This Ram was fat before,
This Ram was ten yards high, Sir,
Indeed he was no more.

The Wool upon his back, Sir,
Reached up unto the sky,
The Eagles made their nests there, Sir,
For I heard the young ones cry.

The Wool upon his belly, Sir,
It dragged upon the ground,
It was sold in Darby town, Sir,
For forty thousand pound.

The space between his horns, Sir,
Was as far as a man could reach,
And there they built a pulpit
For the Parson there to preach.

The teeth that were in his mouth, Sir,
Were like a regiment of men;
And the tongue that hung between them, Sir,
Would have dined them twice and again.

This Ram jumped o'er a wall, Sir,
His tail caught on a briar,
It reached from Darby town, Sir,
All into Leicestershire.

And of this tail so long, Sir,
'Twas ten miles and an ell,
They made a goodly rope, Sir,
To toll the market bell.

This Ram had four legs to walk on, Sir,
This Ram had four legs to stand,
And every leg he had, Sir,
Stood on an acre of land.

The Butcher that killed this Ram, Sir,
Was drownded in the blood,
And the boy that held the pail, Sir,
Was carried away in the flood.

All the maids in Darby, Sir,
Came begging for his horns,
To take them to coopers,
To make them milking gawns.

The little boys of Darby, Sir,
They came to beg his eyes,
To kick about the streets, Sir,
For they were football size.

The tanner that tanned its hide, Sir,
Would never be poor any more,
For when he had tanned and retched it,
It covered all Sinfin Moor.

Indeed, Sir, this is true, Sir,
I never was taught to lie,
And if you go to Darby, Sir,
You may eat a bit of the pie.

being in famine is a choice

Don't forget the clocks go back 30 years tonight #brexiteve

>>72886496
it means "awoken" in new age memespeak
generic tories or skinheads aren't enlightened just because they say nigger

need a bf

>>72886480
spooky

crazy to think we all have a skeleton living inside us...

Not the end of #EU domination, but certainly the beginning of the end. Happy #Brexiteve everyone #BrexitBritain We are on our way...

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>>72886394
yeah m8
the discussions we are having is educational

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Chasing after the world
Brings chaos.
Allowing it all to come to me
Brings peace

post a tune already

https://youtu.be/2dUq_XdwyAg?t=425

Alright lads, serious question about brit culture, hear me out.
I have this mate at work who is a gay brit (just mentioning his sexual orientation because it's partbof what makes him an interesting lad, the flamboyant personality and there is no underlying competition like you may have with other hetero mates if that makes sense). But the thing is that the guy kind of lives in his world and gives fake info about some stuff just to be interesting (e.g. Claims that prep has a 100% success rate, when I know from another gay friend who works on hiv that it's not as miraculous). And other more out there claims. Is it okay to tell a brit person that they are wrong/full of shit when they are or would that be rude?

>>72886629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAiv-LU82t4&list=PL527BD59945AD240B

>>72886616
me in the tuk-tuk

Ah yes, observe the twat who found 4chan 3 months ago and is now spamming webms he finds edgy /gif/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9XKLqGqwLA

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>>72886629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRnvufbd1Jc

@644
not a fucking chance

don't engage with the paki nonce

>>72886644
Tell him he's a liar jokingly and he'll know you're deadly serious.

>>72886629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymdssZOAx3Q

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I had this dream today where I was fighting some old Irish guy. He kept yelling at me "You can't be in both the IRA and the UVF! You're not even Irish, you're American!" and i'm like fuck you, but he starts trying to attack me. So needless to say I heemed the cunt. At one point I even hit him over the head with a shovel, but the old motherfucker kept trying to fight me. So finally I was like dude I don't want to kill you, and I asked him if I left those organisations would he stop trying to attack me, and he said yes, so for the sake of his life I stopped.

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>Found a redpill that i cant post because I would probably go to jail for inciting violence and posting horrific shit

>8 o'clock

that time of night now where it is literally impossible to avoid thinking about the inevitable work tomorrow

>644
shan't

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>>72886644
What?

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Twas the night before Brexit
And all through Westminster & Whitehall
No one had a clue what they were doing
Oi you stop talking Britain down

Tunnel Snakes rule
We're the Tunnel Snakes
That's us
And we RULE!

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>>72886693
I thought you were trying to illustrate the impermanence of life
but if you're just trying to be edgy and post gore I can't be a part of this endeavour

Feel like the BBC website is really starting to lag behind other respected and serious news sources like Reuters, AP and AFP. Its full of mundane shite, BuzzFeed shite and blog shite while regularly missing numerous interesting and important stories from home and abroad that get reported on by others

Discuss

watching an EXCELLENT self-help video by Woes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRGyUs3n_o8

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>Nerd-shamers and perverts: why University Challenge is going viral

another avenue of pleasure cut off to me by the normoids

not farming quite so many (You)s as i would like as it happens

can you stop posting gore you underage twat

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Don't forget to set your clocks back 44 years tonight.

>>72886782
its to get views
all 'internet' news is the same sort of complete rubbish because the average mong wont sit to read a long detailed article when they can read a short blurb about trans rights or whatever
journalism is dead

brexit is like the turkish voting for christmas

>>72886782
a significant portion of their articles are virtue signalling and muslim defending. no idea what the fuck is happening over there but i dont use them as my go-to news source any more.

had cauliflower cheese for tea tonight

>>72886790
>whinging sad faggot complaining about muh anyone not a white man
S H A N ' T
H
A
N
'
T

literally got lung cancer with mets to brain and lads not even joking

what do

>>72886829
genuinely the only reason I watch uni challenge is to scope qts and laugh at 'tismos

PRESS 1 IF YOU BELIEVE IN BRITAIN

>>72886839
bet she won't do it

>>72886834
the (You) wells aren't like they were back in the day. Used to be able to mine a solid 50 YPH back before Chinese Moot came in and closed down the best wells.

>>72886853
>tfw you will never celebrate Christmas in Istanbul with your Turkish gf and visit the Hagia Sophia

>>72886853
reckon muslims should adopt christmas. those horrible fuckers need to lighten up a bit.

>>72886839
What time was it 44 years ago.

>>72886725
Ah yes the old saying one thing and meaning another approach, very perfidious. But yeah I think you're right, it's the most adequate way to say it in a work environment. Thanks lad. I'll do something like that

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490720495959.webm

>>72886870
why are you so desperate for attention regarding this? you're most likely lying so just fuck off

>>72886870
I'm sorry to hear that lad. I don't really know what you should do. I guess people say you should live your remaining time (months?) to the fullest? Maybe travel to Japan or something? Definitely get a prossie if you've not had sex?

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Don't forget the clocks go back 30 years, 5 months, 18 days, 2 hours, 39 minutes and 20 seconds tonight

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>>72886914
methinks that's a man

>>72886927
that was filmed in student halls at like 6am the morning of final exams.

depression is literally the most sane response to life

>>72886782
Why is rorke so obsessed with hating the BBC? It's a huge organisation that caters to many people with different tastes

They still put out just as much serious content as they ever have and if you're not a technically illiterate mong you can find it

Just because they started publicizing their blogs and less serious sections doesn't take anything away from their credibility

business idea: let us post chebs in /brit/ after the 9pm watershed

Alright lads, so tonight I pulled a milf with fake tits. She claimed to be 29 but the elasticity of the shoulders skin doesn't lie. I'd say she's 34. We went to one of her mate's bar and drunk beer and eat oysters for free. I sang 'under the bridge' by the red hot chili peppers. The whole bar fell in love with me etc. I suggest we live so that she shows me her condo. When we got there I claimed that I didn't want to have sex because it's the first date but I was afraid of Std in reality, because of her tattoos and fake tits, she looks like a risky population. Still got a BJ and a TJ. I was going home and decide to chat a little before to be polite. She said that her profession is doing body to body massages (when earlier she claimed that she has a tshirt shop). Apologized for lying to me. I said it's ok. Went home. She invited me to come back to swim in the pool of her condo and sleep there sometimes. I promised I will. Feels good knowing that some schmuks pay for this when I got it for free + beer and oysters tbqh.

>>72887008
>should of
mong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrGdCn2lLhE

can't even imagine how much provincials pay for train travel

costs about £10 to go 2 stops

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>>72886870
jealous of you

>>72887008
Is it a hard hat that hits him.

can anyone recommend a good neck pillow for long haul flights

>>72886996
Alri Albert Camus

>>72887042
Trains are cheaper and less busy in the provinces la'

>>72887023
>hyperbolic sperg-out
>reddit spacing
>rorke
>publicizing
jfc the state of your shitty post. please kys.

>>72886996
Why does it make you feel like you're going insane then.

>>72887100
absurdism is dumb

>>72887008
"Should have worn a hardhat" you stupid illiterate fuckwit

Why didn't you pay attention at school? I bet you think it's "All of the sudden" and "to be pacific" as well

where in the UK are you from you delinquent?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4&

dad is bullying me again lads

>>72887094
just walk around. once spent 13h in a flight. x

I've been offered one teaching job for fairly decent pay in Vietnam and accepted it (but not signed anything yet)

however I have the possible option for a job that pays FAR more, though in a much smaller city near the Cambodian border

its a difference of like $500 monthly which is a lot, plus this job gives a housing bonus of an extra 200 to equal about $2250 USD monthly.
I could honestly live like a king on that there but again I'd have to live in a backwater.

>>72887144
christ
is this what english people sound like irl?

>>72886550
how come 'woke' views often align with right conservatism then?

The 1957 homicide rate was about half what it is now (& a third of what it was c.2000). Unemployment was at a near all-time peacetime low.

Maybe it's not so bad to go back

don't reply to the paki sex tourist

>>72887128
because everyone one else is trying to convince you that their delusion is sane

>>72887183
yes, all english people sound like that. idiot

>>72887046
i hate this for so many reasons

>>72887193
>The 1957 homicide rate was about half what it is now
Hm I wonder why

English is not Greater London's first language.

>>72887194
Im from the south but even if i wasn't it is not a "shorter spelling" it is the wrong words

i bet you worry about immigrants stealing your job. And you should, because they probably learnt english better than you

>>72887211
>idiot
sorry i wasnt aware that you all literally do sound like faggots

>>72887218
is one of them because you're an insecure rorke?

>>72887157
Why aren't you disclosing your exact salaries lol.
Take the one that pays more or find an even better job in a private school in Thailand (some of them pay like 3-4k$/month).

>>72887246
Rorkes inciting violence with their hateful rhetoric and intolerance.

INDYREF 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO CONFIRMED

>>72887193
can't compare the two

>>72887257

it is not this retards first language either
>>72887008

>>72887193
Also, without all the advances in trauma medicine murder rate would be far higher.

>>72887037
>>72887143
>GRRR PEOPLE WHO SAY SHOULD OF INSTEAD OF SHOULD'VE ARE WRONG AND STUPID AND MY AUTISM REQUIRES ME TO POINT THIS OUT

fuck off you autistic dishcloth

>>72887313
no its not. she still has to ask for permission from May-bot

what was /brit/ like during the 2011 riots?

>>72887350
Should of is what Americans say. They also say things like "I could care less".

>>72887313
>lets just keep holding a referendum until we get the result we want
scot cunts

>>72887197
Such an outdated gimmick. Hello october 2016 lol

>>72887350
i really hope you're baiting mate

might become japanese

>>72887377
>i could care less
this is a recent phenomenon though

>>72887376
didn't exist

>>72887376
anyone who remembers and is still here needs to commit suicide desu

>>72887376
We were still on /sp/ in 2011.

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>be 25 years old from the south east of england
>born into a pretty well off but degenerate family
>never made many friends during school because bit of a sperg and quite ugly
>fucked up a-levels and went to some literally W H O university because didnt know any better
>one girlfriend ever, but she was fat and just didnt realize it at the time
>apart from that mostly just drunken mistakes
>A NEET most of the time, sometimes min wage
>now have stage iv non small lung cancer but doctors wont take me seriously
>my whole life has been a short mistake, like a brief fart that lingers for a while in the wind, have nothing to show for any of it except an autistic knowledge of test cricket

>>72887394
>>72887377
Everyone knows that "should of" is incorrect, but it's completely natural for people to say "should of" because it's essentially the same as "should've" (which is a shortening of the correct "should have")

now, to point this out every time someone does it makes you seem like an autistic reddit twat

>>72887457
fuck off

did not read that post

>>72887454
before the dark times
before the janitor

>>72887457
>one girlfriend
Go tell it to facebook mr normie

>>72887377
Irregardless.
Americans sometimes have problems with double-negation. But no need to feel a sense of superiority about that. French has double-negation (ne...pas) and the south of the US was influenced by French (reason why they have it in african-american vernacular as well). So don't be a faggot.

>>72887482
shud-uv
not
shud-of

>>72887457
>>now have stage iv non small lung cancer but doctors wont take me seriously
how do you know

do you think MANCHESTer posts in /brit/

>>72887193
Low unemployment empowers the unions and the Labour Party.

>>72887457
mental illness

>>72887382
Got a problem with it, son?

>>72887482
im pretty sure most people aren't as stupid as you.

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>>72887289
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmPjETmU3S

How are your Article 50 celebrations going tomorrow?

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>>one girlfriend ever, but she was fat and just didnt realize it at the time

>>72887510
I will have as much of a sense of superiority as I wish.

>>72887521
i just know, have all the symptoms but they dont care because im young so assume i cant have it

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pic of me lads just wanted to be honest with you

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>>72887399
me in the middle

>>72887539
that's not even an arugment

>>72887511
they're pronounced very similarly

Sibling of gay men have more children on average.

imagine actually going through life thinking people are saying 'should of'. jfc how embarrassing.

>>72887564
ah yes you're definitely qualified to make such a diagnosis

oops sorry hi sorry yeah hi can i sorry i just need can i just squeeze sorry hi yeah i just need to squeeze past sorry thanks sorry

>>72883741
>>72883741
>>72883741
get in here lads

>>72887564
if you have stage IV cancer you'd literally be dead without any medical intervention

>>72887559
PeruviANO

>>72887569
could heem this lad

>>72887490
Fuck off normie twat

>>72887541
2spook for me, not watching

thinking of doing a "move abroad for a while to become a more worldly person"

>black
>pakistani
>yank
>bender
>northerner
>russian

which one will he pull next time, stay tuned

>>72887614
*imagines*

fckn 'ell

imagine how pathetic our losing sperm brothers would have been

Hate the way bremainers want our country to go to shit just to say 'I told you so'

>>72887457
>>one girlfriend ever
Hi Normie

You think you straight lads have it so bad, but how's it like falling for 1% of your mates (literally sub-unitary).

>>72887119
>Le Reddit spacing maymay
>Yank spelling
>Getting triggered by rorke
>Full stops

Hello new cunt

>>72887678
wouldn't mind a russian girl

at least she could handle a fucking drink

going to have another wank to the lovely ivannah

Where's that aussie mong that wants to force "ill" as a gimmick

grim that

>>72887748
go home roma man

>>72887714
>le won the sperm race may-may

multiple sperm reach the egg and weaken the outer wall before the sperm which ultimately fertilises it comes along

>>72887780
Who?

I mean, I fall for like 50% of my straight mates, but none of them are gay anyway.

>>72887457
LITERALLY are you me? (except the cancer bit, though I have the shits)

>>72887784
in bed or heading off to wageslave presumably

>>72887784
you know what else is grim? your mums vag when I'm done destroying it

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Redpill me on aliens lads

>>72887791
don't know her last name

slaggy french milf

a

>>72887663
there's no jumpy scare bit at the end don't worry, just what you see from the start but closer

>>72887817
Tell him I'm gonna heem him when I get back from tesco will you x

>>72887842
wash your flag

>>72887790
don't believe you

>>72887810
'ckin 'ell

high concentration poofter alert

just did a grybe (shit)

Caught my knackers in the car door AGAIN

>>72887825
ayy lmao

Are you guys good at football?

Hello slaves

>>72887888
no

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>>72887788
Already home.
After all, you are posting in my bender general.

>>72887825
Life on other planets exist. Not necessarily as little green men, maybe micro organisms, maybe as complex life, who knows. Our governments would never tell us because people would panic.

>>72887888
played for the school team desu

>>72887888
I was good at defending when I was a teenager. But I am probably too unfit to do anything of worth now.

Did you have Predators or T90s as a kid?

>>72887888
as nation? most deinitely not

I'm a poor to mediocre pub team striker though

>>72887564
this is a common thing doctors just have to make a call on; you read a list of symptoms and subconsciously fit it to your symptoms, then adamantly demand expensive scans to confirm it.

whats much more likely is you have a couple of non-life-threatening conditions whose symptoms match stage 4 non-small lung cancer. blindly trusting doctors is probably the best way to feel better

>>72888016
preds for killing it on astro

t90s for school discos

>>72888016

Small Soldiers mate

>>72887457
Nice copypasta RUNT

>click on youtube vid
>its a sargon vid

anyone else sick of this clickbait arrogant dolt?

>>72888016

had a BMP-1 lad

>Trump signs order undoing Obama climate change policies

rorke spastic does it again

>>72888048
well they havnt diagnosed me with anything else, theyve basically just said go home and dealwithit

>>72888122
If the water levels rise then places like the Netherlands and India get flooded. Is it really so bad?

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>>72887191
it doesn't necessarily, but the left today for the most part is in utter denial if not outright opposition to any sort of "enlightenment" outside of the material-political sphere.
as you read and understand these philosophical ideas more you naturally gravitate towards Traditionalism; not in the Christian sense but more-so in the classical Hellenic/pagan sense.
you simply realise how utterly unhealthy industrial society is for us.

I think 50 years ago it was the opposite, where the right was utterly bound up in mindless ritual and materialism while the left was more open and free to explore.
I also think that the growth of communism among leftist circles in America ultimately killed this sort of exploration.

Ted Kaczynski rationale for not including leftists in anything I think is sound insofar as the mainstream left is concerned.

>>72888154
they're right. shut the fuck up you moronic hypochondriac.

Roast chicken, rice (w/ chicken juice/slime) and broccoli ready in 20 lads.

>>72888165
there's more to climate change than an increasing sea level

By the way, to gain residence is awful. You have to prove that you have been doing 'EU treaty rights'.
1. student 18-21
2. student and phd 21-24
3. paying health insurance when i didn't work
btw this is what EU regulations do, you cannot be a NEET to move to another country

>>72888122
Can't make this shit up. The man is dangerously stupid.

bought some VERY suave shoes today

watch out ladies ;)

>>72888016
umbros

>>72888196
Essex

Was the Brexit Question time worth watching or was it Salmond going on and on about MUH SCOTLAND?

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>umbros

>>72888228
Why would you move to Britain to be NEET? Get a fucking job

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Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSN0TYoDMFE

the peep show groups on normiebook are pretty jokes

>>72888228

fake news

oh
my
aching head
think i'll go
back to bed
headache
from last night's drinking
back to bed
is what i'm thinking

>>72887912
Me too. Always had this dream of moving to a country where football is not big like thailand, and being good enough to be scouted by a pro team. But I played with 25-35 yo thais with regular jobs recently and wasn't even the best player desu just average. Maybe in cambodia or bhutan

>>72888320
*tucks you in so tight you start to get strangled*

why should Trump continue Obama's pointless climate change initiative? wont do a thing when China, India, Brazil, ME all dont give a single shit about reducing carbon emissions. Europe is the only other relevant place doing anything about it.
All Trump would be doing is putting America at a disadvantage so he might as well wait till other nations are onboard so the crisis can be tackled decisively.

>>72887294
the other job is $1500 monthly with a free room in a shared house or $150 for housing bonus
Thailand is nice but not for teaching, its too oversaturated and the pay is NOWHERE close to that unless you have years experience or a teaching degree or something.
getting $2000+ USD is fantastic anywhere in Asia outside of places like Japan, not to mention even with heavy spending I can still easily put 1000 away monthly.
not to mention $2000USD is like $3000 Canadian

can my family smell my cum after i wash my junk in the sink?

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>You are a: Right-Leaning Authoritarian Isolationist Nationalist Traditionalist

>>72888408
>when China, India, Brazil, ME all dont give a single shit about reducing carbon emissions.

ignoramus

>>72888165
It will be when the leftists get back into power in 2025 and use it as an excuse to take in the entire Indian subcontinent.

Lads my friend is very angry with me (with good reason...kissed his gf whilst blackout), haven't spoken in 2 weeks.

Is it best to go see him and try to talk or just leave it for longer?

>>72888442
not an argument

hhmmm yes journalism is dead now all they carea bout is views and money not like the good ol days when it was for jounalistic integrit hmmm yess

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>>72888426
>You are a: Centrist Pro-Government Interventionist Nationalist Liberal

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*watches you from the bushes*

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pizza is on-route

>>72888426
>>72888496
link?

>>72888307
oh just fuck off will you

hmmm yess the white man is superior and does what s best for the world but we shoudnt help the planet beacuase wogs dont hmmmmmmm

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>>72888514

Is it spelled color or coulor?

>>72888514
you don't get me
>>72885193

>>72888342
doing a yodel

>>72888514
>>72885193
lol

>>72888545
the Chinese honestly have done more for "green" tech than America has
Continental Europe does a good job but they decided making futuristic elf-cities is not as desirable as wog filled ghettos

>>72888469
get a new friend

>>72888342
kek

NO TURKEY

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>>72888426
>tfw Far-right Authoritarian Isolationist Ultranationalist Reactionary

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>Australia is ok with the only nice thing about their sweltering shit-hole being destroyed

>>72888342
>British humour

this is fucking awful

LOL RANDUMMMM BAD DANCING!!!!!!

>>72888552
neither

>>72888565
>>72888590
>>72888550
You are a: Centrist Totalitarian Isolationist Nativist Fundamentalist

Collectivism score: 0%
Authoritarianism score: 100%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: 67%
Liberalism score: -100%

>>72888653
I think you missed the point, you've obviously never watched it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY

>>72888664
utter utter rorke

stop posting here you're not welcome

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PIZZA IS HERE

>>72888720
Sorry but saying I am not welcome is very bigoted. Respect my right to migrate freely between areas, Nazi.

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>>72888720

Don't forget to set your clocks back 44 years tonight. (self.unitedkingdom)

>>72888729
>gif
fuck off

>>72888729
MODS

did you hear about that scottish lad the other day that got found dead in thailand from running in the midday sun in a sweat suit

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>>72888728
FUCKING LEAF

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>>72888623
>instead we get ugly steel skyscrapers and hepatitis ridden chicken shops

Ah yes, the "white man"

>>72888154
https://www.cancer.org/cancer/non-small-cell-lung-cancer/detection-diagnosis-staging/signs-symptoms.html

yeah. I hate to seem unsympathetic but you probably don't have anything actually wrong.

- coughs in young people are nothing
- you're a neet (sedentary?) whos probably not eating a good diet.
- you're 25, symptoms of ageing and general aches will start to appear and you may mistake them as an illness.
- the above 2 points will probably explain any difficulty breathing and wheezing.

the doctors probably told you you're getting old and living a generally unhealthy lifestyle but you don't have the context to spot what those symptoms look like, so you thought of it as "no diagnosis"

>>72888783
howling

I think that AMWF spammer might be the janitor

After dutifully reporting his off-topic threads for god knows how long, they never seem to get taken down, even in peak Janny hours

That or janny is somehow complicit in this

>>72888712
oh yeah please fill me in on the point.

he dressed for salsa, and it wasnt salsa. so he did funny dancing because he's LE AWKWARD!!

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>>72888811

E 50

>>72888811
t. proponent of white genocide

got a 15 day streak on duolingo lads

>>72888888

>>72888884
you sunk my battleship

>>72888896
delete this

>>72888888

>>72887457
>one girlfriend ever, but she was fat and just didnt realize it at the time

Normie get fucked

Hope you suffocate in your sleep tonight

>>72888811
>literally the only, single joy you've ever experienced is having sex with your (also HIV-infected) wife
>can't afford birth control
>might not even know what it is because failed state
>"dude just don't have kids DUH"

This is why you pasty faggots lost your empire and we kicked you the fuck out

>>72888811
lmao

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>>72888804
China is building a fully green/automated city with public self-driving cars, lots of bike-infrastructure, charging stations everywhere, and loads of green space even on buildings themselves

this is being build by mostly German designers who were originally planned to build something similar in Germany before it was cancelled for (((Political))) reasons

Democracy was a mistake

>>72888918
What language?

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>>72888973
>you
>we

>>72888811
>country has a high child mortality rate for centuries upon centuries and so people have a lot of children because most will die
>modern medicine is introduced and the child mortality suddenly drops
>there's one generation that still has all the kids but not as many die
>leads to a baby boom and then the fertility rate drops off the next generation

it happened in europe, it happened in the americas, it happened in asia so why does rorke think the exact same thing won't happen in asia?

>>72889021
>>72889021
>>72889021

>>72888918
What lingua

>>72888973
>cannot comprehend the concept of self control

hello nigger

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>>72889007
>it happened in asia so why does rorke think the exact same thing won't happen in asia?

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>>72888982
planned cities never work, they just make for nice looking 3D renders

only a free market in land use can create a truly technologically advanced and sustainable city

>>72888989
>>72889039
pyccкий

a thirdway through

>>72888863
don't get what your point is

yeah it's funny because mark is awkward and it's funny seeing him walk into his own personal nightmare and how he reacts

don't see what you're getting all flustered over 2bh

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