Gas What? Today is Hindu New Year 2074

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>>72863890
But it's chaitra m8

>>72864001
Vikram Samvat Starts from Chaitra.

>>72864034
Isn't it baisakh

>>72864119
Nope, Baisakh will start from 12th April 2017

>>72863890
Looks like a Lovecraftian monster

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>>72867218
White Devil calling God a monster

>>72863890
It's the new year, and I still have no indian gf

>>72867757
*sacrifice humans*
u whiteboi are so evilz
*drink human blood*
i can't stand ur oppression
*shed human blood on the altar*
end the white supremacy!

You make new year pooja?

>>72870166
Yup

>>72869811
We don't sacrifice humans anymore, unless its black magic. We only sacrifice buffaloes and goats and that too in some places.

>>72863890
>2074
Are you a superpower yet?

Happy new years bro

>>72871393
Thanks bro

One day i will visit KaliCutta
But to be honest, india scares me, i don't wan't to be robbed, kill, raped.
I admire your country for the knowledge i learnt from your ancient religions, but for now i won't.
Also it's a beautiful ganesh you have here, it's weird to not see it as a kiddo.

>>72871674
*it because i don't know if i can give him/it a sex.

Happy new year :D

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>>72871674
Kolkata is cancer mate. Its commie liberal shithole ruled by a commie muslim cock sucking woman and her party.

Ganesha is a male.

>>72871723
Thanks

>>72870886
With family, in public or alone?

>>72871934
With family and its Puja and not Pooja.

>>72863890
No it's not pajeet wtf??It's chaitra[2073] here in Nepal.What type of hindu calendar do you pajeet use?

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>TFW living in the Kali Yuga

>>72872179
But it's the end of kali yuga...

>>72872141
Vikram Samvat

>>72872254
Redpill me pajeet it's 2073 BS[bikram samvat] and we're in chaitra here.What type of bikram samvat do you follow there?

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Jai!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORLcFRbjet4

>>72871794
>ruled by a commie muslim cock sucking woman and her party.
?

>>72872397
New month starts from Krishna Paksha i.e. Decresing phase of moon, you don't transition to New Year while moon, a source of light in darkness is decreasing so we begin it from Chaitra Shukla Paksh, (increasing phase of the moon) which is also the beginning of Chaitra Navratra.

>>72872141
>Nepal

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>72872778
Since muslims votes as a one block i.e. all muslims vote for the same party, she let in millions of Bangladeshi muslims in India (Since West Bengal (Capital is Kolkata/Calcutta) borders Bangladesh) give them free stuff like reservations, minority status and fake Indian IDs so they can vote her in elections every time.

>>72863890
happy gudi padwa

>>72863890
>Live in the 2074
>No cyberpunk, everyone shits on street
Ehhh blows to be you.

>>72872871
The same shit everywhere...But for you it's worst.
I hope one day you will fix the muslim problem, they have nothing to do in India, like they have nothing to do in Europe.
Their existence in our countries is a fuckin anomaly.

>>72872975
Thanks bro!

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>>72873146
Good thing is we are completely sealing our borders, Army have orders to shoot anyone to tries to cross borders illegally and deporting 20 million Bangladeshi muslims

>>72872871
Being Indian is a meme anyway. Who's to say one is part of your country and the other isn't? It's as artificial concept. If anything, India should be balkanised by the millions for regards to ethnicity.

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>>72873263
>deporting 20 million Bangladeshi muslims
>Army have orders to shoot

>>72873284
>Balkanized India
>Region becomes more unstable than Middle East and Africa combined
>Whites putting billions of dollars to try to make it stable
>Whites taking in tens of millions of Indians as rapefugees
>Whites sends their own blood (Soldiers) to fight our wars
Very smart. Mate.

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>>72873480
Our army has been shooting trespassers on the Indo-Pak border since independence

>>72872060
>its Puja
I see I have been memed.
I genuinly thought so.
Nice that you had a family moment tho.