/cum/

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>>72862390
I will defend your thread citizen.

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>>72862625
nice post, my friend

this thread is mad gay

>>72863280
Nothing wrong with that lad

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag8XcMG1EX4

I am addicted to very attractive 2d females

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emily

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>tfw my computer problem wasnt a hardware issue after all

Who loved by god here

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>>72863925
>loved by god
>born in Mexico

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>>72863948

I dont see anything wrong with that statement

Hell México's problem are god's way of balancing the world, it just wouldnt be fair otherwise.

>>72863902
I know the fix for that, it's called getting laid

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>>72863948
Pic related, holy shit, that's 2 in one hour. Seems like my spiders are getting lazy

>>72863983
wtf

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So I finally got a job. Two, actually. Still working on balancing the schedules, though.

And I paid off one of my credit cards. The other one...not so much. But I'll get there. I need to pay RBC $500.00 by the end of the month, which isn't happening, but hopefully I can work something out with them.

I also managed to reduce my bills, and started affording my heart medication again. And my wife's immigration paperwork seems to be going somewhere (spoke to a agent on the phone and they said they should have a decision by May).

Things are finally looking up. I'm still an alcoholic chain-smoker with a gambling problem, but I've come to terms with that.

Next step in my master plan: college.

>>72863902
(You)
Who isn't, although I actually am friends with benefits with a qt3.14 NEETish gril that is one of my roommates, we both like 2d for some reason a bit too.
May god help us

>>72863983
Can't you cook those on a skewer?
Seems like a free snack to me.

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>>72863983
Get your axe out already.

>>72863982
I have had sex before. I still pick up shows if I see even a glimpse of a cute girl.

>>72863976
Sounds like you need to travel more

>>72864008

What is your wife's cunt?

>>72863983
>spiders aren't killing the scorpions
How fucking big are your spiders that they kill scorpions?

Midwest master race reporting, never seen an insect bigger than a quarter out here.

>>72864046
USA, Arizona.

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>>72863983

>>72864059

Never seen a butterfly or grasshopper?

>>72864022
At this point I just hope those fuckers don't get on my bed sheets

>>72864059
Spiders aren't about size, they fight a war of attrition, scorpions are dumb and get stuck on web, spiders proceed to immobilize them by shooting web from a safe distance and wait untill they can't move at all to start eating them

>>72864008
normalfaggot

>>72864059
>never seen an insect bigger than a quarter out here.
>What are:
>Junebugs
>Cicadas
>Dock Spiders
>Wolf Spiders
>house centipedes
Sounds like a sheltered life pham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BszXhUjJz00
this looks like it'll be quite good fampai

>>72864008
todd howard would never have a gambling problem

>>72864121

No it doesn't.

I'll watch it anyway.

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>>72864121
>director of the Fifth element and Lucy
>good things to mention in a trailer

>>72864078
Alright I forgot about butterflies, that reminded me though. I have seen exactly 1 grasshopper bigger than a quarter when I was a kid, thing jumped like 4' through the air dodging me with the lawn mower.

>>72864121
Looks like a gimmicky scifi flick

>>72864121
>Cara Delevingne
Actually it looks fucking trashy as hell.

just ate a crunchwrap supreme

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>>72864110
>you have a job that means you are n*rmal
>mfw I have 4 proto NEET roommates that enjoy playing local games and watching anime together, we all go to 4chan as well.
Someone fell for the NEET meme.

>>72864116
Suburbanite as fuck, family man.

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>the fifth element
>not a great film

>>72864161
SciFi is good though. We need more

>>72864121
Might bother watching it because it looks low-budget 2bh

>>72864196
>Name a movie after Boron
>expect anyone other than chemists to watch it.

>>72864242
I chuckled.

>>72864177
you missed the
>my wife's immigration paperwork
bit there kiddo

>>72864110
Getting your life on track and being in a relationship doesn't make you a normalfag, anon.

I'm still an autistic shitposter who browses /d/ in public.

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>the fifth element
>a great film

>>72864257
wow you are such a quirky chonner
you're not like the other guys at all

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>>72864264
>worcet version of windows ever
>

>>72864257
This, although I dress and look like a put together underage b&, as well as look like it, and I instead have a fuckbuddy.

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>>72864121
>this trailer

Boys I think I'm suffering from glaucoma

FFFFFFF

>>72864341
Isn't that a made up thing for DUDE MEDICAL WEED LMAO prescriptions?

>>72864270
If the bar for normalfag has been lowered to the point of "not a KV NEET", then sure, I'm a normalfag.

But being more-or-less "normal" isn't the same as being a normalfag, so...you know.

>>72864067
how did you trick a girl to marry an alcoholic smoker who is in debt with no job?
pls respond

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I have to be up in 7 1/2 hours, goodnight, /cum/!

>>72864357
No it's an eye disease

>>72864341
Sorry anon, hopefully you're just sleep deprived and that's why you have some symptoms.

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>Jeff Lynne finally going into rock n roll HOF
About fucking time tbqhwyfam, ELO is so incredibly underrated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s98UgBSNoL4

>>72864389
>Many people of East Asian descent are prone to developing angle closure glaucoma due to shallower anterior chamber depths, with the majority of cases of glaucoma in this population consisting of some form of angle closure.[13] Higher rates of glaucoma have also been reported for Eskimo populations, compared to white populations, in Canada and Greenland.

So are you some kind of slant?

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>>72864384

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Can we have an A*Teens edition next, please?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzhHrVmTWDw

>>72864361
Well, I had a job at the time. I was just laid off and jobless for a few months.

Anyway, we met on Omegle while shitposting in the same femdom thread on /d/, and just sort of clicked. Played some WOW together after that, eventually met up, and went from there. The advice "just be yourself" is actually pretty solid. If you're a depraved person, you'll meet someone who wants to be depraved with you.

We both smoked (her less than me), and both gambled. I didn't drink until she introduced me to it, but since it turns out we both love drinking, it works.

>>72864425
I get flashes of light occasionally

I'm scared desu

I don't want to be blind out of all my senses ffs

>>72864360
youre so defensive about it. just cut your losses and come to terms with the fact that youre pretty much a normalfag at this point.

>>72864489
wasn't their gimmick that they only did Abba songs or something?

>decide to go to big 2 story gym that's open all night

normie fucking central

50 side 50 hats and tattoos covered that place more than the iron

>>72864456
No I'm a witeboi with a slight addiction to the Internet

>>72864440
I ONLY MEANT TO STAY AWHILE

Thanks to the guy who posted Oddisee here the other day.
Really digging The Iceberg and People Hear What They See.

>>72864568

no prob, bud

>>72864539
Yeah, and the guys did fuck all for the first album. They did one original song and it sucked ass. Their last song was a cover as well.

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>tfw gotta talk about esophagogastroduodenoscopy

>>72864121
I still believe Luc Besson can make a comeback. Not sure it's with this tho.

>8C (48F) outside
>96% humidity

not bad desu

>>72864593
kinky

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GODDAMN CHINKS, I KNEW YOU WERE BEHIND IT

>>72864741
>not exposing the chinks IP
you are too pure for this world

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my natural disaster could beat up your natural disaster

12 hours to write an essay, nothing too bad, around 5 pages but some things have to be sourced

think I can do it?

note this is life or death.

>>72864806

TWC is comfy as fuck during tornado season

>>72864823
yes should take like 4 hours if you half ass it

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>>72864806
Not only does florida have those, we also have giant ones that come from the ocean fishgod's belly

>>72864823
just go to wikipedia and look at their sources desu

I can't fucking sleep

>>72864108
Spiders can't "shoot web". Spider man isn't real life.

>>72864823
Easily, close 4chan and work all night.

>>72864852
cuck

>>72864824
tornado weather is the most comfy weather ever. Its cool and humid but the wind feel so good. I have some pictures of when two trees on my old flip phone but i cant find a way to transfer them

>>72864863
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spitting_spider
>Scytodidae catch their prey by spitting a fluid that congeals on contact into a venomous and sticky mass. Remarkably, though it is produced in venom glands in the chelicerae, the fluid contains both venom and spider silk in liquid form.

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>>72864568
>digging
>..."digging"...

what's up with kid's these days and "digging"
what the fuck are you "digging"?
who the fuck are you, allen ginsberg? what are you, a beatnik?
It's 2017 you fucking faggot. You're not "digging" anything.
The only "digging" being done is by my dick in your girlfriend's ass when I got her bent over my fucking sofa.

>I really DIG this record dude
>man I'm totally DIGGING this band

go DIG yourself a grave you fag

fuck you

Talk shit get hit nigga it's that simple

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>>72864933

when I was a kid, Id watch the Tornado hunter shows and Dr Forbes do these zoom in scans of a tornado as it ripped across the heartland. It was rad as fuck, learned about vortex signatures and bowechoes

seeing those giant red blotches rolling over the screen was great

if this european autist doesnt shut the fuck up

>>72864946
I dig it.

>t. upset bitch boy

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good night /cum/-sensei

>>72865044
Really digging this image.

*cuts a rug*

>>72864998
>European
/cum/ newfag detected

>>72865070
ive been here for like 2 years

http://digg.com/
Do a lot of digging on this site.

>>72865105
kevin rose must be embarrassed his net worth has been estimated at an absolutely paltry 30mm

>>72865098
He's as ""European"" as you or me

>>72865143
t. autist

>>72865143
M-muh heritage?

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>only 4.5 hours of sleep still possible
>not done yet

>>72865167
Last time you invited /cum/ to play chess you never showed up nikka

>>72865069
you're so fucking special

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remimder that house hippos are in fact real and fuck you if you say otherwise

>>72865176
I feel you. I need to be up at 07:30 and it's already 03:30.

Just kill me now.

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>>72865205
some cringey faggot probably joined so I bailed.

>>72864989
seeing them in person is just awe inspiring. The f5 that almost hit my house happened when my high school soccer tryouts where happening which is about 3 miles away from where it was (the tornado never touched ground). Everyone just stood there and watched.
The tornado knocked 2 big nut trees that where in my backyard, crushed my neighbors fence and their garage. Good thing is that the grass could now grow under the trees and we could play soccer barefooted on the grass now.
Also lost my treehouse. rip

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who /k/ here?

my new home board tbqh

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hi cum

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>>72865403

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>>72865422
*calls turkish mob*

>Motherboard 30% off in Amazon
>Buy it but amazon was out stock back then(26th)
>may ship in 1-2 days
>march 28, 2 days late and shipping hasn't started yet

>>72865422
*uses tornado power to direct wind to quebec girls*

>>72865468
Been waiting over 2 months for a CD from Amazon. I'm not expecting it to come anymore.

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>>72865403
hello best poster

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>>72865555
>mfw a roach lover gets digits

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>>72865555
Nice.

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>>72865555
impressive digits my brother

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RNH

Who tf up?

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>>72865555
nice numbers

>>72865727
ayo im up nia

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>>72865727

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Greatest place on earth

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Wew!

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i love the cbc.ca article comments

>Tfw /cum/ is sleeping

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>>72866279

>>72866279
I wish.

lads xan-balan has not been cutting it.

Supposedlt ht miex with alc made you jusmp off towers n ish but I've had no diff, I had at least 3mg after having a decent buzz where is the ufn??

getting a VPN because of congress vote today, but I can't post on 4chin with it on ;_;

>>72867092
Use PIA. I used to use them and could post no problem (though it did fuck up my flag).

>>72867190
thanks, although I'm wondering now if it's even worth it considering they'll already have a decade of my history.

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Why doesn't San Francisco just incorporate all of San Jose and Oakland? They are essentially suburbs right?

They are like 20km apart. My dick is almost 20km

>>72867236
It's never too late to get serious about the botnet.

>>72867256
And devalue itself while taking on significant more responsibility/people?

>>72867256
A million reasons.

Property tax rates, local tourism tax rates, zoning bylaws, parking bylaws, city council structure, social services, and so on.

Merging cities isn't as simple as moving a border and saying "poof, it's one city now".

Should I just give up and date an Asian girl?

There are too many of them in this country.

>>72867256
Because taxes and populations.

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>>72867363
quebecois gfs

>>72867363
Go for it, honestly if I could get a Brazilian gf I would.

>>72867265
thanks. sucks that PIA doesn't let you choose your country, but it seems like the cheapest option.

>>72867411
Yea but I'm not talking Brazilian. I don't think there is a single Brazilian in Canada.

>>72867410
Those cities are frosty and I don't speak French. I live in Ontario. Every day I experience Asian colonialism

Moving to QC would be planning 10yrs ahead when the rest of Canada is ultra fucked and QC finally secedes

>>72867564
>azn colonialism
is it really that bad?

>>72867623
Shitty sushi restaurants everywhere. "Asian" grocery stores.

Gook roommate brings friend over the other day, both come into the kitchen talking ping-pong while I'm cooking

Ignore them. Roommate leaves for a minute. Ask friend if they will be using the kitchen. "Uhh.. Uhhh..Uhh.."

Ask again. She doesn't speak English. Of course.

House I'm living in just bought by Chink. During house tour him and his wife talking ching-chong exclusively.

I could go on

>>72867767
hmm, I honestly wonder why they flock to Canada moreso than the US. Then again I'm east of the Mississippi so I have no idea what the west coast deals with. Maybe you should start learning French. Or you can move to Nova Scotia/New Brunswick

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someone please explain what the latest niggertwitter word, "thot," means

and i still don't know what "bae" means

>>72864008
>gotta get a gook

>>72868095
wow haha you are so anti normie you don't even know what those words mean

Fuck outta here

Makes u wonder if it's all racially motivated doesn't it...

RnH taking over

>>72868095
>thot
That Hoe Over There
>bae
Significant other, romantic interest
>>72868800
Fuck off Ahmed. Maybe he's old. I'm old, and I had to look up what those words meant on Urban Dictionary.
t. Grandpa Phoneposter

>>72869059
Wow you had to look it up :)
Real channer

>>72867564
How is Sherbrooke frostier than anywhere in Ontario? Quebec winters don't seem that much, if at all, worse than Ontario's. That's just my experience living south of all of those places (e.g. Ohio, Illinois, and Vermont).
Imo Quebecers are Dane-tier when it comes to making winters feel cozy.

>>72869097
>Wow you had to look it up :)
I did. Well, at least bae. I already knew thot.
>Real channer
Yes, I am really using this website.

if /cum/ was a prison/locker room shower would you slap your fellow posters balls and butt cheeks in a completely heterosexual manner?

>>72869374
Ew lol nope

what do girls do to each other in locker rooms?

>>72869443
Not a.goddamn thing

t. janitor

>>72869443
Nothing ya freak

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THE GOVERNMENT IS TURNING ALL OF US INTO WOMEN BY PUTTING ESTROGEN INTO EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING YOU EAT THAT COMES FROM A FACTORY HAS ESTROGEN!

>>72870023
actually just read a book about it. main threat of estrogen if you consume it is the increased risk for cancer. the real danger of "estrogens being in everything" comes to infants in the womb or developing kids, as the artificial estrogenic reactions can alter how the child develops. Grown adults don't have to worry about developing I hope.

DIEVS
SVĒTĪ
LATVIJU

>>72869443
A whole bunch of chitter-chatter. Iirc the girls at my Catholic high school were far more hesitant to undress and shower around each other than us guys.

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>>72870199
THE UPPER CLASS STAYS UP WHILE THEY FEED THE MIDDLE AND LOWER CLASS BULLSHIT, NOT ONLY FOOD BUT THE MEDIA! LOOK WHAT TELEVISION HAS DONE TO OUR CASTRATED SOCIETY! TV USED TO BE USED FOR COMEDY! NOW WE USE IT FOR EVERYTHING!

>>72870483
>fits of autism

>>72869374
if you keep it up with the "no homo" shit you're going to turn into a faggot

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>>72870643
MEN ARE WATCHING COOKING SHOWS! HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT? MEN WOULD RATHER WATCH REALITY TV INSTEAD OF LIVING THE REALITY!

>Find rips of shows with French and Spanish audio tracks
>Turn on English subtitles
Does anyone else do this to help learn /cum/ approved languages?

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Fist of Flames is for ___

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>>72870923

>>72870923
Not giving (You)s to.

@72871370

Mornin' cumbums

>>72864008
if you pulled it off, would you die?

>>72870023
*eats everything from a factory to become a cute girl(male) *

Canada shouldn't be allowed to communicate with the outside world

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>>72873084
wow FUCKA YOU TOO

*takes his daily pills*

Well now that I'm alone

*takes wiener out*

youre never alone

im always here

watching over you

making sure nothing bad happens

i never leave

The daily pills are starting to kick in buds

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMfGXHIM5vM

>>72874816
plz be my lativan gf

ded

bitch ima live off a lick

mayoneese

HERE I AM

DOING EVERYTHING I CAN

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She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was alright
But I couldn't come in
(I couldn't come in right then . . . )

>>72877608
GETTING OLDER ALL THE TIME

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Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

>>72877745
LOOKING OLDER ALL THE TIME

FEELING YOUNGER IN MY MIND

THIS IS WHAT WE'VE WAITED FOR

THIS IS IT BOYS

THIS IS WAR

Anyone here from florida?

Im travelling to your state, road tripping from miami to orlando on a road trip. What is there to do?

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woops

i'm back you dumb bitches.

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4 for 4 dollarinos buds

>>72878407
is that the smol drink or a medium sized

>>72878450
Smol
I can go refill tho

https://youtu.be/sUIcCyPOA30

need some posters buds

my walls are pretty bare, i got a wall mounted light, a cross, and a beatles poster from when i was in highschool

>tfw no chili dogs

>>72878295
Hi friend

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Buncha fags in this thread

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>>72878637
>beatles

>>72878715
yeah, when i was in highschool i was into them

still am i guess but not nearly as much, i remember listening to paperback writer every day through 9th grade

>>72878407
burger looks dry

>>72878715
>memeposting outside of the chans

y'all jank asf

kinda want an akira poster if i'm honest

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>>72878861
I wonder if they still make those

>want to get subway
>that means putting real pants on and not just my pajama ones

this is the biggest issue in my life so far

>>72878895
oh for sure, poster companies live off that type of shit because they know people like me will pay like 20-30 bucks for it

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Pooping in the handicapped stall

>>72878937
I kinda want one of the Colonel

>>72878938
So much more spacious desu
Why cant all stalls be like this

/cum/ is dead

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Me when I enter the thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X9LvC9WkkQ

>>72879279
Nice hair, fag

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*writes you a rude letter*

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>>72879310
You would run your nose through it for a thousand dollars if you could be so blessed

>>72879363
N-no

>beans in chill

Why do "people" do this

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>>72879390
Yes

>america enters thread
>this starts playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCj9fF0DRHU

>>72879422
>sissies can't stand beans
I wonder if the Jews are behind this sudden hatred for beans

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>denmark enters thread
>destroy my computer and never go back online again

>Danmark enters the thread
>this starts playing: https://youtu.be/qerwPcCejag

>>72879422
It's good you fruit.

>>72879474
wouldn't even be shocked at this point

>>72879474
>>72879559
shit tier texture

fucking ruin everything they're in

a food for mexicans and britbongs

i cant stop touching my wee wee

>>72879739
>this irrational hatred for God's fruit

>cum without orgasm

what did my body mean by this?

what is justin putting in the water?

>>72879775
Stop jerking off so much

>>72879775
It happens to all men at least once.

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>>72879775
estrogen

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*flashes his abs in front of your gf*

>>72879739
BEANED

>tfw a girl says you have a big weeny

met a guy with a small willy
poor dude, told him it was big just to make him feel good

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>>72880268
I think it was me

wtf I hate muslims now

>tfw you put ur weeny in a girl and she says it hurts
>tfw shes clearly in pain the entire time and it turns you off

feels bad buds

>>72880327
stop raping girls then

*finishes bucket list*

>>72880378
well, guess it's time for you to die

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>>72880296
hah oh yeah hi
sorry it's small

yeah I'm GAY

G always
A worshipping
Y allah

just browsing cum while giving myself a cock massage

>>72880353
disinfo

>>72880428
Hey denmark, drop that loser and get with somebody like me who has a BIG weeny

>girls tells me my weeny is big
>yell "fake news" at her
What is wrong with me?

>>72880547
you red pilled the fuck out of her bro

what should the name of my simcity 3000 city be

>>72880571
you ever see goobers outside the chans unironically talking about red pills? it's always so uncomfortable

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>girl tells me why weeny is big
>I say "not as big as yours"

>>72880603
Drumpf Town

>>72880619
no I don't associate with goobers

>>72880661
I can sniff your shit fatty, I got your number

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>this is what drumpflets actually believe

>girls tell me my weeny is big
>say "for you"

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>boi tells me my weenie is smol
>I say "For you."

>>72880700
this video is so embarrassing. especially the comments on the youtube page

YAAS QUEEN FUCKING MISOGYNIST PIGS

>smol

hello tumblr

>>72880700
>this is what people that say conservatives are uncreative create

>>72880677
call me

>>72880745
Hello, better America. t. tumblr

*threatens you*

>>72880741
>>72880751
FUCK DRUMPF

*doesn't care*

>>72880745
Hey

>>72880766
y-you too

*compliments you*

*still doesn't care*

*votes for Trump*

*ignores you hard*

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>Make a shitty politics bait thread on /tv/
>Mods nuke it right away before i can even see if it got any replies
>Make literally the same exact thread again moments later
>It reaches bump limit and gets archived over night
What a curious state of affairs

why do negros refer to every handgun as a GLAWK FOTY? someone should tell them there is a variety of firearms to choose for their rap songs :)

*fucks you hard*

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MIKE

MIKE

MIKE SHUT IT DOWN

SHUT IT DOWN MIKE

SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN

*contemplates suicide*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjtKQOOWIkE

me desu

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>FUCK DRUMPF

anime must be stopped at all costs.

we will fight them on the beaches.

*goes to northern Sacramento county*
*gets assaulted by blacks*

If I were president I would ban Canada from the internet.

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*goes to california*

lol jk fuck that shitty brown faggot state

>>72881043
the bongo lady

>>72880912
You deserve to be banned permanently.

>>72881087
LOL

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what types of drugs do you think she uses?

she went to culinary school and has a sailor moon banner

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*invades Sacramento*
*renames it to Putingrad*

>>72881121
tha ganja

The Pacific Northwest is the only worthwhile region in the Americas.

>>72881051
sure you would, pussy

>>72881121
A lot of anime fans use heroin

>>72881138
Montana

>>72881138
Northern Ireland is the only worthwhile region of the UK

>>72881138
Literally wrong. The South is the comfiest region in the country if you're white and aren't a leftist.

>>72881196
this is correct

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>tfw no longer unique argie flag

Beautiful cunt though

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>>72881203
It's so fucking hot here

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>It's March 28th
>3/28
>3-28

Really makes you think

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why am i not living in the world i saw in bladerunner

>>72881137
>>72881157
this is her bf's rap

https://soundcloud.com/leeky779/mr-captain

>>72881167
Yes, Montana is part of the Pacific Northwest, well identified.

>>72881196
>>72881214
Norn iron was a mistake and should be sold to the highest bidder (or really just anyone who actually wants it)

>>72881203
A completely pointless region, devoid of any notable landmarks or cultural significance. Sad!

>>72881242
My grandpa died 22 years ago on this day

>draws back to the Oroville Dam as a defensive maneuver after losing the ground war of Sacramento
>open the sluice gates and unleash the kraken that has been dormant within the depths
>Sacramento and my Slavic enemies are utterly destroyed by water
>years go by and I continue my struggle in rebuilding what I had lost.

>>72881260
Because no WW3

We will never rebuild our cities until they are destroyed in a war

>>72881242
That Super Bowl was a good day desu
>tfw only me and my friend who was hosting the party actually wanted to Pats to win
>made $150 that day

>>72881286
>Montana is part of the Pacific Northwest
No it isn't you absolute tool